1 00:00:02,785 --> 00:00:04,265 [birds crowing] 2 00:00:04,308 --> 00:00:05,483 [cat meowing, mouse squeaking] 3 00:00:05,527 --> 00:00:06,615 [elephant trumpeting, lion roaring] 4 00:00:06,658 --> 00:00:07,746 ♪ Go! 5 00:00:07,790 --> 00:00:09,313 [opening theme playing] 6 00:00:15,363 --> 00:00:16,625 ♪ T-E-E-N 7 00:00:16,668 --> 00:00:18,279 ♪ T-I-T-A-N-S 8 00:00:18,322 --> 00:00:20,585 ♪ Teen Titans, let's go 9 00:00:23,327 --> 00:00:25,721 ♪ Teen Titans, go 10 00:00:26,896 --> 00:00:28,158 [upbeat music playing] 11 00:00:28,202 --> 00:00:29,507 What's up, fellas? I'm your host. 12 00:00:29,551 --> 00:00:31,248 Birdarang. Word. 13 00:00:31,292 --> 00:00:33,076 Last time on the show, 14 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,122 the Teen Titans competed for the second year in a row. 15 00:00:35,165 --> 00:00:37,863 And lost for the second year in a row. 16 00:00:37,907 --> 00:00:39,256 Dang! 17 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:40,953 This time will the Teen Titans 18 00:00:40,997 --> 00:00:42,303 be able to win the competition 19 00:00:42,346 --> 00:00:44,174 or will they continue 20 00:00:44,218 --> 00:00:46,089 to be the laughing stock of the DC universe? 21 00:00:46,133 --> 00:00:47,090 [explosion] 22 00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:48,483 We'll find out soon. 23 00:00:48,526 --> 00:00:50,789 Because it all starts right now. 24 00:00:50,833 --> 00:00:52,182 [upbeat rock music playing] 25 00:00:56,839 --> 00:00:59,059 [whooshing] 26 00:01:04,151 --> 00:01:05,717 [glass breaking] 27 00:01:08,764 --> 00:01:09,982 [music increases in tempo] 28 00:01:10,809 --> 00:01:12,115 [music stops] 29 00:01:12,159 --> 00:01:15,118 Once again, teams from across the DC universe 30 00:01:15,162 --> 00:01:17,468 have shown up to prove they have what it takes 31 00:01:17,512 --> 00:01:20,123 to become the Next Top Talent Idol Star. 32 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:22,299 But, the question everybody wants answered is, 33 00:01:22,343 --> 00:01:25,955 "How are the Titans gonna blow it this year?" 34 00:01:25,998 --> 00:01:29,132 There's no way we will lose this competition three years in a row. 35 00:01:29,176 --> 00:01:31,308 We'd be the laughing stock of the DC universe. 36 00:01:31,352 --> 00:01:32,831 Even more than we already are. 37 00:01:32,875 --> 00:01:35,225 That's why we are pulling out all the stops. 38 00:01:35,269 --> 00:01:37,009 Indeed. All of them! 39 00:01:37,053 --> 00:01:38,141 [horns honking] 40 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:39,316 [cars crashing] 41 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,536 We've got all-new performances. 42 00:01:41,579 --> 00:01:43,538 Yeah, them Justice League judges is gonna sees us 43 00:01:43,581 --> 00:01:45,801 and be like, "Oh, what!" 44 00:01:45,844 --> 00:01:48,195 -That's right. You better believe it, baby! -[all clamoring] 45 00:01:48,238 --> 00:01:50,762 The Titans sound pretty confident, yo. 46 00:01:50,806 --> 00:01:53,939 But they might be in for a rude awakening 47 00:01:53,983 --> 00:01:56,159 when they discover who else is joining the competition. 48 00:01:56,203 --> 00:01:58,335 [dramatic music playing] 49 00:01:58,379 --> 00:02:00,294 [valiant instrumental music playing] 50 00:02:06,387 --> 00:02:07,953 [all] The Justice League! 51 00:02:07,997 --> 00:02:10,347 You expect us to compete against them? 52 00:02:10,391 --> 00:02:12,044 The show is getting stale, homeslice. 53 00:02:12,088 --> 00:02:13,611 [exclaiming scornfully] 54 00:02:13,655 --> 00:02:15,309 It turns out you can't do the same thing every year 55 00:02:15,352 --> 00:02:17,354 and expect people to care. [exclaims sadly] 56 00:02:17,398 --> 00:02:19,400 If the Justice League are competing, 57 00:02:19,443 --> 00:02:20,662 who are the judges? 58 00:02:20,705 --> 00:02:22,403 Their pets, of course. 59 00:02:22,446 --> 00:02:24,187 Jumpa, Storm, 60 00:02:24,231 --> 00:02:26,276 Krypto and Bat-Cow. 61 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:27,843 [mooing] 62 00:02:27,886 --> 00:02:29,888 [Birdarang] Give it up, for your judges, y'all. 63 00:02:29,932 --> 00:02:32,108 We can't compete against the Justice League. 64 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,979 They are called the world's greatest heroes 65 00:02:34,023 --> 00:02:35,416 for the good reason. 66 00:02:35,459 --> 00:02:37,635 Clearly, we're trash compared to those guys. 67 00:02:37,679 --> 00:02:40,247 And you know, them pet judges is gonna be biased. 68 00:02:40,290 --> 00:02:42,031 [intense music playing] 69 00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:43,424 That's right, yo. 70 00:02:43,467 --> 00:02:45,295 None of you can compete with the Justice League. 71 00:02:45,339 --> 00:02:47,254 You fools better bounce. 72 00:02:47,297 --> 00:02:49,169 Unless you want to be humiliated on national television. 73 00:02:51,432 --> 00:02:52,998 Why ain't you leaving? 74 00:02:53,042 --> 00:02:54,217 Did you not hear me say we are trash? 75 00:02:54,261 --> 00:02:56,915 Because I've got an ace up my sleeve. 76 00:02:56,959 --> 00:02:58,221 A perfect song 77 00:02:58,265 --> 00:03:00,397 that's gonna win this competition. 78 00:03:00,441 --> 00:03:02,617 This ain't even got lyrics, fool. 79 00:03:02,660 --> 00:03:05,010 That's because it's... jazz. 80 00:03:05,054 --> 00:03:06,360 [jazz music playing] 81 00:03:06,403 --> 00:03:07,491 Jazz? 82 00:03:07,535 --> 00:03:09,885 The ace up your sleeve is jazz? 83 00:03:09,928 --> 00:03:11,278 Jazz is for dads. 84 00:03:11,321 --> 00:03:13,584 It is the musical nonsense, Robin. 85 00:03:13,628 --> 00:03:15,195 [mimicking jazz music] 86 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:20,287 Jazz has been scientifically proven 87 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:22,898 to relax the body and dazzle the mind. 88 00:03:22,941 --> 00:03:24,247 I plan to use that science 89 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:26,249 to get the most amazing performance 90 00:03:26,293 --> 00:03:28,251 the DC universe has ever seen. 91 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:30,297 But I can't do it alone. 92 00:03:30,340 --> 00:03:32,299 I need a drummer. 93 00:03:32,342 --> 00:03:33,735 Who's with me? 94 00:03:33,778 --> 00:03:35,258 -The no one. -Why not? 95 00:03:35,302 --> 00:03:36,738 You're terrible to work with. 96 00:03:36,781 --> 00:03:39,088 Good luck finding someone easily manipulated 97 00:03:39,131 --> 00:03:40,524 and eager to please. 98 00:03:41,743 --> 00:03:43,048 You know, Beast Boy, 99 00:03:43,092 --> 00:03:44,441 you'd be perfect for this, 100 00:03:44,485 --> 00:03:46,487 if you had any talent. 101 00:03:46,530 --> 00:03:48,315 What? I got talents. 102 00:03:48,358 --> 00:03:50,491 Oh, so, it's your dream 103 00:03:50,534 --> 00:03:52,362 to be the best jazz drummer ever? 104 00:03:52,406 --> 00:03:54,321 -It is now. -I don't believe you. 105 00:03:54,364 --> 00:03:56,453 You just gotta give me a chance, yo. I'll prove it. 106 00:03:56,497 --> 00:03:58,194 Are you going to work harder 107 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,500 than you've ever worked for anything? 108 00:03:59,543 --> 00:04:01,066 -Yes. -Say it again! 109 00:04:01,110 --> 00:04:02,372 Yes! Yes! Yes! 110 00:04:03,373 --> 00:04:05,375 [suspenseful music playing] 111 00:04:09,161 --> 00:04:11,599 Don't let me down. 112 00:04:14,950 --> 00:04:16,386 Ha-ha! 113 00:04:16,430 --> 00:04:18,519 What did I just agree to? 114 00:04:18,562 --> 00:04:20,956 I never knew it was my dream to be a jazz drummer 115 00:04:20,999 --> 00:04:23,306 until Robin started screaming in my face. 116 00:04:23,350 --> 00:04:25,743 The important thing about manipulating the weak-minded 117 00:04:25,787 --> 00:04:28,398 is making them feel like everything is their idea. 118 00:04:28,442 --> 00:04:30,531 [dramatic music playing] 119 00:04:30,574 --> 00:04:32,663 Time to get this competition started, y'all. 120 00:04:32,707 --> 00:04:35,362 Our first contestant isn't a bird or a plane. 121 00:04:35,405 --> 00:04:37,364 He's Superman, yo! 122 00:04:37,407 --> 00:04:38,626 [dramatic music playing] 123 00:04:39,453 --> 00:04:40,410 [panting] 124 00:04:43,457 --> 00:04:45,110 [explosion] 125 00:04:45,154 --> 00:04:46,634 [whooshes] 126 00:04:48,592 --> 00:04:50,028 [cars crash] 127 00:04:50,072 --> 00:04:51,465 [thuds] 128 00:04:52,030 --> 00:04:53,380 Oh, mans. 129 00:04:53,423 --> 00:04:55,207 He's doing the "flying through the space" thing. 130 00:04:55,251 --> 00:04:57,384 Does he even breathe? 131 00:04:57,427 --> 00:04:58,385 [thuds] 132 00:04:59,516 --> 00:05:00,952 [whooshes] 133 00:05:00,996 --> 00:05:01,997 [thuds] 134 00:05:04,260 --> 00:05:05,609 [dinging] 135 00:05:05,653 --> 00:05:07,959 Wow. A super performance 136 00:05:08,003 --> 00:05:10,005 from the Man of Steel. 137 00:05:10,048 --> 00:05:12,137 How are we supposed to compete with that? 138 00:05:12,181 --> 00:05:13,356 We cannot. 139 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,445 We will be in the stocks of laughing. 140 00:05:15,489 --> 00:05:17,012 More than we already are. 141 00:05:17,055 --> 00:05:18,579 It's okay, Titans. 142 00:05:18,622 --> 00:05:21,016 Remember, we've got the power of jazz on our side. 143 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:23,845 Give me a beat. 144 00:05:24,889 --> 00:05:27,152 [drums beating] 145 00:05:27,196 --> 00:05:29,590 Stop. You're a little off. Try it again. 146 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:31,026 [drums beating] 147 00:05:31,069 --> 00:05:33,071 Stop. Not quite the right tempo. 148 00:05:33,115 --> 00:05:34,377 Try it again. 149 00:05:34,421 --> 00:05:35,639 [drums beating] 150 00:05:35,683 --> 00:05:37,206 Stop. It's a little fast. 151 00:05:38,207 --> 00:05:39,295 [drums beating] 152 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,862 Stop. It's a little slow. 153 00:05:41,993 --> 00:05:43,778 Stop! It's fast again! 154 00:05:43,821 --> 00:05:45,562 Stop! It's slow again! 155 00:05:45,606 --> 00:05:46,781 Stop! It's fast! 156 00:05:46,824 --> 00:05:48,391 Stop! It's slow! 157 00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:50,567 [yelling] Slow! Fast! 158 00:05:50,611 --> 00:05:51,438 Slow! 159 00:05:51,481 --> 00:05:52,569 [grunts] 160 00:05:52,613 --> 00:05:54,397 -Ahhh! -[crashes] 161 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:56,530 Do you know why I just threw a table at your head? 162 00:05:56,573 --> 00:05:58,445 'Cause you is a crazy control freak? 163 00:05:58,488 --> 00:06:00,621 That's exactly right. 164 00:06:00,664 --> 00:06:03,406 I didn't understands about what makes music good. 165 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:04,755 But nows I knows. 166 00:06:04,799 --> 00:06:06,757 It's a crazy man who throws things at you. 167 00:06:06,801 --> 00:06:08,324 -Ahhh! -[crashes] 168 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,108 And that's why we didn't want to work with Robin. 169 00:06:10,152 --> 00:06:11,893 The dude is too intense. 170 00:06:11,936 --> 00:06:13,982 Also, he has the fishy breath. 171 00:06:14,025 --> 00:06:15,766 [rock music playing] 172 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:18,421 Even though nothing will be as good as Superman's routine, 173 00:06:18,465 --> 00:06:20,684 here's a performance by Starfire, y'all. 174 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:22,686 Hope it's not humiliating. 175 00:06:22,730 --> 00:06:24,427 [stage lights thud] 176 00:06:24,471 --> 00:06:26,342 Greetings upon you. 177 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:29,911 I will now perform the dance of many kitties. 178 00:06:31,652 --> 00:06:33,175 [upbeat music playing] 179 00:06:37,832 --> 00:06:39,616 -[gasps] -[growling] 180 00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:41,444 -[buzzer sounds] -[barking] 181 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:43,315 [snarling] 182 00:06:43,359 --> 00:06:44,273 -[screeching] -[growling] 183 00:06:44,316 --> 00:06:46,231 The kitties! No! 184 00:06:46,275 --> 00:06:47,798 No! No! 185 00:06:47,842 --> 00:06:48,843 No! 186 00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:51,454 -[kitten snarling] -[barks] 187 00:06:51,498 --> 00:06:53,064 [buzzers sound] 188 00:06:53,108 --> 00:06:54,631 Oh, snap. 189 00:06:54,675 --> 00:06:56,154 Looks like Starfire's performance 190 00:06:56,198 --> 00:06:57,634 was a cats-tastrophe. 191 00:06:57,678 --> 00:06:59,157 Word. 192 00:06:59,201 --> 00:07:02,465 That Superman dog should be on the leash! 193 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:04,511 He is the terrible pet owner. 194 00:07:04,554 --> 00:07:06,382 Oh, yes, he is. 195 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,905 Yes, he is. Meow, meow, meow. 196 00:07:07,949 --> 00:07:09,603 [rock music playing] 197 00:07:09,646 --> 00:07:11,866 Up next is a wonderful woman. 198 00:07:11,909 --> 00:07:13,520 Wonder Woman. 199 00:07:14,738 --> 00:07:16,479 [dramatic music playing] 200 00:07:18,133 --> 00:07:20,483 Oh, man, she brought out the lasso. 201 00:07:20,527 --> 00:07:22,659 The roping routines are the highest form 202 00:07:22,703 --> 00:07:23,878 of the entertainment. 203 00:07:23,921 --> 00:07:25,967 I just... Uh-uh. Uh-uh. 204 00:07:26,010 --> 00:07:27,185 [swishing] 205 00:07:31,538 --> 00:07:32,669 [crowd gasping] 206 00:07:44,246 --> 00:07:45,682 [shrill beep] 207 00:07:45,726 --> 00:07:47,641 [crowd cheering and applauding] 208 00:07:47,684 --> 00:07:49,425 [dinging] 209 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:52,602 An amazing performance from the amazing Amazon. 210 00:07:52,646 --> 00:07:56,171 I wonder how the Teen Titans are planning to top that. 211 00:07:56,214 --> 00:07:57,520 Yeah. We're doomed. 212 00:07:57,564 --> 00:07:59,957 I said this already, but I'll say it again. 213 00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:02,003 There is no way we can win this competition. 214 00:08:02,046 --> 00:08:05,223 Are we truly to become the jokes of the DC universe? 215 00:08:05,267 --> 00:08:06,703 More than we's already is? 216 00:08:06,747 --> 00:08:08,357 We can still win, Titans. 217 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:11,142 If Beast Boy takes this jazz number seriously. 218 00:08:11,186 --> 00:08:12,535 -[grunts] -[crashes] 219 00:08:12,579 --> 00:08:14,145 Ahhh! I am, bro. 220 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:15,756 Whats more can I dos? 221 00:08:15,799 --> 00:08:17,192 [crashing] 222 00:08:17,235 --> 00:08:19,760 I want you to break up with your girlfriend. 223 00:08:19,803 --> 00:08:21,022 I ain't gots one, yo. 224 00:08:21,065 --> 00:08:22,327 -[grunts] -[crashes] 225 00:08:22,371 --> 00:08:23,633 You need to have a girlfriend 226 00:08:23,677 --> 00:08:25,417 so you can choose drumming over her. 227 00:08:25,461 --> 00:08:26,593 -[grunting] -Ahhh! 228 00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:28,812 I'll gets a girlfriend. I promise! 229 00:08:28,856 --> 00:08:30,248 You'd better. 230 00:08:30,292 --> 00:08:32,033 Otherwise, I'm replacing you. 231 00:08:32,076 --> 00:08:33,251 [mimicking slitting throat] 232 00:08:33,295 --> 00:08:35,253 -Not with me. -Or the me. 233 00:08:35,297 --> 00:08:37,038 Yeah, you're pretty much stuck with Beast Boy. 234 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:40,781 -[crashing] -Ahhh! Ahhh! 235 00:08:40,824 --> 00:08:42,739 -[crashes] -Ahhh! 236 00:08:42,783 --> 00:08:45,568 Becoming a famous drummer still be my dream, yo. 237 00:08:45,612 --> 00:08:46,700 [sighs wearily] 238 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:47,744 I just hopes I can get a girlfriend 239 00:08:47,788 --> 00:08:48,615 so I can breaks up with her. 240 00:08:48,658 --> 00:08:50,225 [rock music playing] 241 00:08:50,268 --> 00:08:53,271 Next up we got a fresh comedy routine 242 00:08:53,315 --> 00:08:54,577 from Cyborg, y'all. 243 00:08:56,318 --> 00:08:57,754 [clapping intermittently] 244 00:08:57,798 --> 00:08:59,060 [feedback over microphone] 245 00:08:59,103 --> 00:09:00,365 Hello. 246 00:09:00,409 --> 00:09:02,019 I shall be performing a scene 247 00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:03,760 from the classic '80s sitcom, 248 00:09:03,804 --> 00:09:05,675 Perfect Strangers. 249 00:09:05,719 --> 00:09:07,851 I will be playing the parts of both Balki 250 00:09:07,895 --> 00:09:10,245 and his cousin, Lawrence. 251 00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:13,509 [crackers whistling] 252 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:14,771 [dramatic music playing] 253 00:09:16,686 --> 00:09:18,166 Cousin Larry Appleton, 254 00:09:18,209 --> 00:09:19,994 you are home from your date with Jennifer? 255 00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:24,259 Balki. 256 00:09:24,302 --> 00:09:26,827 Did you use all our rent money to buy a goat? 257 00:09:26,870 --> 00:09:27,828 Of course not. 258 00:09:27,871 --> 00:09:29,656 Don't be ridiculous. 259 00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:32,267 I used it to buy a sheep. 260 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:33,573 [bleating] 261 00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:36,880 Oh, dear. 262 00:09:36,924 --> 00:09:38,665 [laughing] 263 00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:41,624 Oh, classic Balki shenanigans. 264 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:42,669 Hilarious! 265 00:09:44,366 --> 00:09:45,889 What? That's good comedy. 266 00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:47,717 [buzzers sound] 267 00:09:47,761 --> 00:09:48,762 You're all philistines. 268 00:09:48,805 --> 00:09:49,719 Shame on you! 269 00:09:51,155 --> 00:09:53,549 Another wack score for the Titans. 270 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,290 If they don't turn things around, 271 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:57,509 they're gonna be out of this competition. 272 00:09:59,381 --> 00:10:00,643 Ugh. 273 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:02,427 So, one more bad performance and we lose? 274 00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:04,734 Fortunately, I've just come up with a plan 275 00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:06,083 to make sure that doesn't happen. 276 00:10:06,127 --> 00:10:07,563 Really? What is it, bro? 277 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:08,999 I'm replacing you with Starfire. 278 00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:11,828 What? How can you do this to me, Star? 279 00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:13,308 I did not agree to this. 280 00:10:13,351 --> 00:10:15,527 Come on, bro. You can't do this to me. 281 00:10:15,571 --> 00:10:17,878 -Give me another shot. -You had your chance. 282 00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:19,706 -You're out and Starfire is in. -[crashes] 283 00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:22,752 Being a brilliant jazz drummer is her dream now. 284 00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:25,059 Oh, mans, I can't believe this. 285 00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:27,278 I'm sorry that you failed, Beast Boy. 286 00:10:27,322 --> 00:10:28,671 I ain'ts gonna give up. 287 00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,673 I's gonna be the best jazz drummer man 288 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,153 you ever seen in your whole life! 289 00:10:32,196 --> 00:10:33,720 You'll see, fool! 290 00:10:33,763 --> 00:10:35,765 Imma break up with so many girlfriends! 291 00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:36,897 [door slams] 292 00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:37,854 Oh, dang! 293 00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:39,726 That was intense, homeslice. 294 00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:42,685 Will Beast Boy ever get his chance to become a star? 295 00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:45,819 Will the Justice League be crowned this year's winners? 296 00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:47,559 Find out next time. 297 00:10:47,603 --> 00:10:50,040 on Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star 298 00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:51,433 Justice League Edition.