1 00:00:01,871 --> 00:00:03,046 [bird crowing] 2 00:00:03,090 --> 00:00:04,439 [cat meowing, mouse squeaking] 3 00:00:04,482 --> 00:00:06,571 [elephant trumpeting, lion roaring] 4 00:00:06,615 --> 00:00:07,529 ♪ Go! 5 00:00:07,572 --> 00:00:09,531 [opening theme playing] 6 00:00:15,058 --> 00:00:16,364 ♪ T-E-E-N 7 00:00:16,407 --> 00:00:17,669 ♪ T-I-T-A-N-S 8 00:00:17,713 --> 00:00:20,063 ♪ Teen Titans, let's go 9 00:00:20,107 --> 00:00:26,069 ♪ Teen Titans, go 10 00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:29,029 [Birdarang] From the epicenter of entertainment, 11 00:00:29,072 --> 00:00:32,858 a night to honor the most talented heroes on Earth. 12 00:00:32,902 --> 00:00:37,254 It's The Superhero Award Show! 13 00:00:37,298 --> 00:00:40,431 This is it, Titans. Our greatest challenge. 14 00:00:40,475 --> 00:00:42,477 To win little golden trophies 15 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:45,219 at The Superhero Award Show! 16 00:00:46,176 --> 00:00:48,048 Win or lose, 17 00:00:48,091 --> 00:00:51,051 it is an honor just to be nominated. 18 00:00:52,878 --> 00:00:55,968 [laughing] 19 00:00:56,012 --> 00:00:58,101 Yeah. Nominations don't mean nothing. 20 00:00:58,145 --> 00:01:00,582 I's all about winning them awards, yo! 21 00:01:00,625 --> 00:01:03,367 Those sweet validating awards! 22 00:01:03,411 --> 00:01:05,195 [uplifting music playing] 23 00:01:05,239 --> 00:01:07,154 [babbling] 24 00:01:07,197 --> 00:01:09,591 Ooh, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 25 00:01:09,634 --> 00:01:11,201 [babbling] 26 00:01:12,637 --> 00:01:14,596 Get a grip. Awards are meaningless. 27 00:01:14,639 --> 00:01:15,771 [all gasp] 28 00:01:15,814 --> 00:01:18,556 Have you lost your mind? 29 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:21,255 Why don't you focus on a real measure of accomplishment, 30 00:01:21,298 --> 00:01:22,430 like getting paid. 31 00:01:22,473 --> 00:01:24,432 Because awards are the only way 32 00:01:24,475 --> 00:01:26,695 to get the validation we are desperate for. 33 00:01:26,738 --> 00:01:29,089 That's right. If you wins an award, 34 00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:30,960 you gets to give a speech that you can use 35 00:01:31,003 --> 00:01:33,832 as an inappropriate platform to say your political opinions. 36 00:01:33,876 --> 00:01:35,747 Did you eat meat? You's a fool! 37 00:01:35,791 --> 00:01:37,749 [audience booing] 38 00:01:37,793 --> 00:01:39,621 [Cyborg] An award could win you the respect of your parents 39 00:01:39,664 --> 00:01:41,666 who have always looked at you as a disappointment. 40 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:43,581 [squeals] 41 00:01:43,625 --> 00:01:45,409 [Robin] An award proves that you're superior to others, 42 00:01:45,453 --> 00:01:47,977 so you can rub their faces in it. 43 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:50,719 [Starfire] And the award could make the kitties of the world 44 00:01:50,762 --> 00:01:52,199 so very happy. 45 00:01:52,242 --> 00:01:54,114 Meow! 46 00:01:54,157 --> 00:01:57,291 Whatever. This whole award show thing is pointless and boring. 47 00:01:57,334 --> 00:01:58,727 Shh! It's starting. 48 00:01:58,770 --> 00:02:01,860 Ooh, welcome to The Superhero Award Show. 49 00:02:01,904 --> 00:02:04,211 Let's get this party started 50 00:02:04,254 --> 00:02:08,476 by presenting the award for the Superhero With The Best Animal-Based Powers. 51 00:02:08,519 --> 00:02:10,913 And the winner is... 52 00:02:10,956 --> 00:02:11,957 Vixen. 53 00:02:12,001 --> 00:02:12,871 Argh! 54 00:02:12,915 --> 00:02:15,526 Argh! No! That can't be! 55 00:02:15,570 --> 00:02:16,962 Chill, homies. 56 00:02:17,006 --> 00:02:18,790 Let's get on with the show. 57 00:02:18,834 --> 00:02:22,707 Best Hero With A Human Brain In A Robot Body... 58 00:02:22,751 --> 00:02:24,187 Robot Man. 59 00:02:24,231 --> 00:02:25,841 [yells angrily] 60 00:02:25,884 --> 00:02:27,451 We demand a recount! 61 00:02:27,495 --> 00:02:29,018 Do the counting again! 62 00:02:29,061 --> 00:02:31,107 Keep the heckles down, yo. 63 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:35,416 Outstanding Alien Princess from Planet Tamaran... 64 00:02:35,459 --> 00:02:37,200 Blackfire. 65 00:02:37,244 --> 00:02:38,810 Yaahh! 66 00:02:38,854 --> 00:02:40,856 Dang! What a show! 67 00:02:40,899 --> 00:02:44,294 Hope y'all are having as much f-f-f-f-fun as I am. 68 00:02:44,338 --> 00:02:47,471 And now, the award for Best Team Leader... 69 00:02:47,515 --> 00:02:48,864 We gotta win this one. 70 00:02:48,907 --> 00:02:51,127 [Birdarang] And the winner is... 71 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,825 The Chief from the Doom Patrol. 72 00:02:53,869 --> 00:02:55,218 -[screaming] -Are you kidding me? 73 00:02:55,262 --> 00:02:56,524 You have got to be kidding me. 74 00:02:56,567 --> 00:02:58,178 This is an outrage! 75 00:02:58,221 --> 00:02:59,701 [crashing] 76 00:02:59,744 --> 00:03:01,877 I wish a tornado would come in here 77 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:04,009 and rip this whole place down. 78 00:03:04,053 --> 00:03:06,577 Chill till the next episode, homeslice. 79 00:03:06,621 --> 00:03:10,755 [rumbling] 80 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:14,324 Aah! A tornado. 81 00:03:14,368 --> 00:03:17,284 Yes! Serves you right. 82 00:03:18,328 --> 00:03:19,895 [laughs] 83 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:24,639 [laughing] 84 00:03:27,859 --> 00:03:31,385 [birds chirping] 85 00:03:34,126 --> 00:03:35,258 Ew! 86 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,264 Incredible. 87 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:45,007 I have a feeling I'm not in Jump City anymore. 88 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:47,009 Who you wearing? Who you wearing? Over here. Over here. 89 00:03:47,052 --> 00:03:49,316 [in Italian accent] Hello, hello, Robin. Look over here. 90 00:03:49,359 --> 00:03:51,056 And smile. 91 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:52,841 Whoa! What's going on? 92 00:03:52,884 --> 00:03:55,191 Welcome to Paparazzi Land. 93 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,497 We're the paparazzi. 94 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:58,107 We hang around the public places 95 00:03:58,150 --> 00:03:59,630 waiting for famous people to show up. 96 00:03:59,674 --> 00:04:01,023 So we can take their pictures 97 00:04:01,066 --> 00:04:03,547 and sell them to trashy websites. Duh! 98 00:04:03,591 --> 00:04:05,506 You sound like a bunch of creeps. 99 00:04:07,203 --> 00:04:08,944 It is a shameful livelihood. 100 00:04:08,987 --> 00:04:11,642 So, why are you taking pictures of me? 101 00:04:11,686 --> 00:04:13,905 You killed the Sassy Sorcerer of the North. 102 00:04:13,949 --> 00:04:15,864 That make you famous. 103 00:04:15,907 --> 00:04:17,387 Do I get an award? 104 00:04:17,431 --> 00:04:20,085 Oh! Only the Wizard of Award have that power. 105 00:04:20,129 --> 00:04:22,305 He live at the end of the Red Carpet Road 106 00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:23,654 in the Golden City. 107 00:04:23,698 --> 00:04:25,613 But you can't go dressed like that. 108 00:04:25,656 --> 00:04:27,354 Here. Try this on. 109 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:29,791 Ooh! 110 00:04:30,574 --> 00:04:33,969 [cackling] 111 00:04:34,012 --> 00:04:35,753 -[screaming] -Aah! Mamma mia! 112 00:04:35,797 --> 00:04:38,147 It's the Sassy Sorceress of the South! 113 00:04:38,190 --> 00:04:41,063 Did you crush my brother and steal his clothes? 114 00:04:41,106 --> 00:04:43,544 I need to look my best for the Wizard of Awards. 115 00:04:43,587 --> 00:04:45,676 [cackling] 116 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:48,288 Don't you know that money is the only real award in life? 117 00:04:48,331 --> 00:04:50,290 Now, give me that tux. 118 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:51,682 -[camera clicks] -[yells] 119 00:04:51,726 --> 00:04:54,119 Aah! Stop that, quick! I can't see! 120 00:04:54,163 --> 00:04:56,121 I'm off to the Golden City. 121 00:04:56,165 --> 00:05:00,038 I'll mention you briefly in my acceptance speech. 122 00:05:00,082 --> 00:05:02,389 I'll get you, my unattractive person. 123 00:05:02,432 --> 00:05:03,999 And your little tux too. 124 00:05:08,046 --> 00:05:11,180 ♪ I'm off to get me an award From the Wizard of Awards ♪ 125 00:05:11,223 --> 00:05:13,661 ♪ From the Wizard of Awards From the Wizard of Awards ♪ 126 00:05:13,704 --> 00:05:15,315 ♪ I'ma get me that award 127 00:05:15,358 --> 00:05:17,404 ♪ And rub it Rub it in your face ♪ 128 00:05:17,447 --> 00:05:19,493 ♪ Rub it, rub it in your face Rub it, rub it in your face ♪ 129 00:05:19,536 --> 00:05:21,669 ♪ I'm off to get me an award From the Wizard of Awards ♪ 130 00:05:21,712 --> 00:05:23,714 ♪ From the Wizard of Awards From the Wizard of Awards ♪ 131 00:05:23,758 --> 00:05:24,759 [Crow] Keep it down! 132 00:05:24,802 --> 00:05:26,195 I can'ts hear myself thinks! 133 00:05:26,238 --> 00:05:28,284 Sorry, Mr. Crow. 134 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,112 Do you know the way to the Golden City? 135 00:05:30,155 --> 00:05:31,635 I ain't gots time to help you. 136 00:05:31,679 --> 00:05:33,420 I's busy writing my speech. 137 00:05:33,463 --> 00:05:36,292 I got lots of real controversial political opinions. 138 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:39,730 But I ain't gots an inappropriate platform to say them. 139 00:05:39,774 --> 00:05:42,646 You should come with me to get an award from the wizard. 140 00:05:42,690 --> 00:05:44,474 You's right. 141 00:05:44,518 --> 00:05:46,563 If I has an award, peoples would have to listen to me. 142 00:05:46,607 --> 00:05:49,044 Let's do this! Let's get them awards! 143 00:05:49,087 --> 00:05:52,003 ♪ We off to get us them awards From the Wizard of Awards ♪ 144 00:05:52,047 --> 00:05:54,397 ♪ From the Wizard of Awards From the Wizard of Awards ♪ 145 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:57,008 ♪ I'ma say what I'ma saying Fill the people up with rage ♪ 146 00:05:57,052 --> 00:05:58,532 ♪ Fill 'em Fill 'em up with rage ♪ 147 00:05:58,575 --> 00:06:00,490 ♪ Fill 'em Fill 'em up with rage ♪ 148 00:06:00,534 --> 00:06:01,926 ♪ We off to get us them awards From the Wizard of Awards ♪ 149 00:06:01,970 --> 00:06:03,058 ♪ From the Wizard of-- 150 00:06:03,101 --> 00:06:03,972 Little help! 151 00:06:04,015 --> 00:06:06,583 Who said that? 152 00:06:06,627 --> 00:06:09,499 Can you help me out with the polish? 153 00:06:18,639 --> 00:06:21,729 Thanks! I can't believe I got so rusty. 154 00:06:21,772 --> 00:06:25,167 If my parents saw me like this, they'd never approve. 155 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:26,603 You should come with us 156 00:06:26,647 --> 00:06:28,431 and get an award from the Wizard. 157 00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:30,999 Yeah! Your moms and pops will be all prouds of you then. 158 00:06:31,042 --> 00:06:32,957 Booyah! Let's do it! 159 00:06:33,001 --> 00:06:35,395 ♪ We off to get us them awards From the Wizard of Awards ♪ 160 00:06:35,438 --> 00:06:36,787 ♪ From the Wizard of Awards 161 00:06:36,831 --> 00:06:39,137 ♪ From the Wizard of Awards 162 00:06:39,181 --> 00:06:41,270 ♪ I'ma get that sweet award and make my mom and daddy proud ♪ 163 00:06:41,313 --> 00:06:43,228 ♪ Make my mom and daddy proud Make my mom and daddy proud ♪ 164 00:06:43,272 --> 00:06:46,057 ♪ We off to get us them awards From the Wizard of Awards ♪ 165 00:06:46,101 --> 00:06:47,581 [cats meowing] 166 00:06:47,624 --> 00:06:50,235 [all] Calicos, tabbies and gingers. Oh, my! 167 00:06:50,279 --> 00:06:52,412 Calicos, tabbies and gingers. Oh, my! 168 00:06:52,455 --> 00:06:53,674 -[all yell] -Hello. 169 00:06:53,717 --> 00:06:56,024 I am the friendly kitty. [purrs] 170 00:06:56,067 --> 00:06:58,983 What up? We're headed to the Wizard to get awards. 171 00:06:59,027 --> 00:07:01,029 I too wish to obtain the award 172 00:07:01,072 --> 00:07:03,205 for the most important of reasons. 173 00:07:03,248 --> 00:07:04,902 To make the kitties happy. 174 00:07:08,776 --> 00:07:10,604 What are you waiting for? 175 00:07:10,647 --> 00:07:12,910 Let us go and get the awards. 176 00:07:12,954 --> 00:07:15,826 ♪ We off to get us them awards From the Wizard of Awards ♪ 177 00:07:15,870 --> 00:07:17,132 ♪ From the Wizard of Awards 178 00:07:17,175 --> 00:07:19,090 ♪ From the Wizard of Awards 179 00:07:19,134 --> 00:07:21,049 ♪ Meow-meow, kitty-kitty Kitty-kitty, meow-meow ♪ 180 00:07:21,092 --> 00:07:23,530 ♪ Kitty-kitty, meow-meow Kitty-kitty, meow-meow ♪ 181 00:07:23,573 --> 00:07:26,010 ♪ We off to get us them awards From the Wizard of Awards ♪ 182 00:07:29,187 --> 00:07:31,581 [owl hooting] 183 00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:34,279 Oh, it is the spooky here. 184 00:07:34,889 --> 00:07:38,022 [cackling] 185 00:07:38,066 --> 00:07:39,763 [all gasp] 186 00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:42,374 I've got a bunch of cash for anyone who brings me that tux. 187 00:07:42,418 --> 00:07:44,333 The no deal! 188 00:07:44,376 --> 00:07:47,162 Fools! You can get all the validation you need from money. 189 00:07:47,205 --> 00:07:49,469 And having money gives you power! 190 00:07:53,429 --> 00:07:55,039 I'll just take that tux from you 191 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:56,954 with my army of flying monies. 192 00:07:56,998 --> 00:07:59,479 Fly! Fly, monies, fly! 193 00:07:59,522 --> 00:08:02,873 [cackling] 194 00:08:02,917 --> 00:08:04,875 Weirdoes I picked up on the side of the road, 195 00:08:04,919 --> 00:08:06,398 go! 196 00:08:06,442 --> 00:08:08,618 [cawing] 197 00:08:08,662 --> 00:08:09,924 [grunting] 198 00:08:11,099 --> 00:08:12,535 [meowing] 199 00:08:12,579 --> 00:08:14,581 [growling] 200 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:17,845 [grunting] 201 00:08:18,889 --> 00:08:20,717 [gasps] My petty cash! 202 00:08:20,761 --> 00:08:22,937 Without that, I'll blow this month's budget. 203 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:25,113 I'm melting. 204 00:08:25,156 --> 00:08:27,158 Melting in financial burden. 205 00:08:27,202 --> 00:08:29,639 [screams] 206 00:08:34,601 --> 00:08:35,993 Ooh! That's messed up! 207 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:45,046 -[doorbell rings] -[door buzzes] 208 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:51,618 Who dares approach the great 209 00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:55,447 and powerful Wizard of Awards. 210 00:08:55,491 --> 00:08:58,494 We've come to ask for awards, sir. 211 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,888 Preposterous! 212 00:09:00,931 --> 00:09:04,195 The answer is no! 213 00:09:04,239 --> 00:09:06,589 Now begone! 214 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:08,069 [loud rumbling] 215 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,593 What? 216 00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:12,726 Uh... Oops! 217 00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:15,380 My bad. Pay no attention to the birdarang behind the curtain, y'all. 218 00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:17,644 Give us what we came for, bird man! 219 00:09:17,687 --> 00:09:19,994 No awards here, homie. 220 00:09:20,037 --> 00:09:21,691 'Cause you don't need 'em. 221 00:09:21,735 --> 00:09:25,695 You have the power of awards all along. 222 00:09:25,739 --> 00:09:27,436 That's be ridiculous. 223 00:09:27,479 --> 00:09:29,177 Crow, you wanted an award 224 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:31,527 so you could rock a funky fresh acceptance speech. 225 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:35,183 But you could say your crazy political opinions any time you want. 226 00:09:35,226 --> 00:09:36,706 [clears throats] 227 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:39,796 Well, the government be messing up big time. 228 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,145 Peace, love and animals. I'm out. 229 00:09:41,189 --> 00:09:42,625 -[cheering] -Yeah! 230 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:44,627 Take that, partisan bicameral legislature. 231 00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:47,630 You wanted an award so your parental units would accept you. 232 00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:49,153 But they won't, yo. 233 00:09:49,197 --> 00:09:51,286 You can never live up to their expectations. 234 00:09:51,329 --> 00:09:52,766 So don't bother trying. 235 00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:55,377 You're right! Hey! I feel better. 236 00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:57,771 Stop living vicariously through me. 237 00:09:57,814 --> 00:10:00,034 [all cheering] 238 00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:03,951 Friendly cat, you wanted an award to make the kitties of the world happy. 239 00:10:03,994 --> 00:10:05,953 Guess what. They already are. 240 00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:06,954 [meows] 241 00:10:06,997 --> 00:10:08,477 The joy! 242 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,653 And, Robin, you wanted an award 243 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,612 to feel superior to your peers. 244 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:15,571 But you've had a superiority complex all along. 245 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,399 Wow. 246 00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:20,228 I can't wait to get home and rub everyone's faces in it. 247 00:10:20,271 --> 00:10:21,882 Sounds dope. 248 00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:24,362 Just pat yourself on the back three times and say, 249 00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:25,842 "There's no one better than me." 250 00:10:25,886 --> 00:10:27,714 There's no one better than me. 251 00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:30,891 There's no one better than me. There's no one better than me. 252 00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:32,980 There's no one better than me. 253 00:10:33,023 --> 00:10:35,417 There's no one better than me. [echoing] 254 00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:37,985 You are the awake? 255 00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:41,379 Oh. I had the most incredible dream. 256 00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:44,034 You were there. And you. 257 00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:46,297 And you. And you were there. 258 00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:49,431 And what I learned is, that no one's better than me 259 00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:51,868 and I don't need an award to prove it. 260 00:10:51,912 --> 00:10:53,914 Awards are meaningless. 261 00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:57,439 [Birdarang] And now, the final award of the evening. 262 00:10:57,482 --> 00:11:00,181 Best Teenage Superhero Team. 263 00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:03,010 And the winner is... 264 00:11:03,053 --> 00:11:04,707 The Teen Titans! 265 00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:07,057 -[cheering] -All right! 266 00:11:07,101 --> 00:11:08,189 East. 267 00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:12,497 East? East? Are you kidding me? 268 00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:13,934 [screaming] 269 00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:15,805 This is an outrage!