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[bird crowing]

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[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]

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[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]

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♪ Go!

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[opening theme playing]

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♪ T-E-E-N

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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S

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♪ Teen Titans, let's go

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♪ Teen Titans, go

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["Jingle Bells" playing]

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Yo, Cy, it's Christmas!

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You know what we gots to do?

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To deck the halls?

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That's what's up!

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["Deck The Halls" playing]

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop
the shenanigans this instant!

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Do you not realize the
Santa Claus is watching
the every move?

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It's like you're trying

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to get on the naughty list.

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We ain'ts worried about
no naughty list, mama.

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Yeah! Santa can't put us on it
if he can't see us.

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But he sees you
when you're sleeping.

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He knows when you're awake.

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No one can escape
his penetrating gaze.

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-No one.
-[breathing heavily]

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[blowing raspberry]

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Yo, Cy, show them how we do.

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[metal clanking]

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[beep]

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[all] What?

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That's right. Now the jolly
fat man can't see a thing.

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So this year, we's can be as
naughty as we want to be.

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Brilliant!

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We are no longer restricted
to the just being of the nice.

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Then there's only one thing
to do. Titans, go!

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Be naughty!

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[panting]

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[both exclaim]

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[both laugh]

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[all] Yay!

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[both chuckling]

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[both] Yay!

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[squeaking]

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[all] Yay!

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-[glass breaking]
-[yelling]

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[both laughing]

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[both] Yay!

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-Hey, where are you going?
-I gots to get some of that
good junk food in this belly.

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-[stomach growling]
-Aren't you worried you're
gonna spoil your dinner?

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No, I ain'ts!

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[chuckles] Oh,
you're so naughty. You bad.

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That's what's up!

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[elevator dings]

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[chuckles]

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[camera shutter clicking]

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Ooh, ooh, ooh.

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[camera shutter clicks]

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-[chomping]
-[camera shutter clicks]

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[engine revving]

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-[tires screech]
-[glass shatters]

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Oh, no, no, no!
Don't do it! No!

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[Beast Boy groaning] Ow!

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Hello, Titan twerp. [laughs]

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We meet again. I trust you're
acquainted with my partner.

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[growling]

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-[barks]
-Huh, what's the meaning
of this?

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I've been watching you,

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and you've been very,
very naughty.

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In fact, I have enough evidence
of naughtiness here

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to keep you in trouble
for quite some time.

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What's you wants from me?

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Just a little help, is all.

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A couple of wackos
at the North Pole Bureau

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of Internal Affairs have been
snooping around.

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They say I'm cutting corners,
putting kids on the naughty
list, without sufficient

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documentation of wrongdoing.

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Ah, seems like that kind
of transparency would

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cut down on the corruption.

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It's garbage paperwork
and a waste of Santa's time!

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They're threatening to shut
down my whole operation,

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unless I provide proof
of naughtiness,

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but you Titans have installed
an anti-surveillance system

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that my magic can't penetrate.

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What's that gots to do with me?

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I need eyes on the inside,
[clicks tongue]

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someone to report back to me

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the mischief
they get into each day.

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A spy.

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No's way.
I's no creepy rat. Ow!

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You'll be my creepy rat
or you'll get
no Christmas presents.

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Whatevs, I don't even needs
no presents this year.

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-Oh, yeah?
-[growls]

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-[slaps]
-[Beast Boy] Ow!

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-What about next year?
-Ow! Quit it!

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-And the next?
-Ow!

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Ow! Oh!

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[cries] Ow!

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Make it stop.

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-[Beast Boy] Ow!
-[hitting continues]

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No, he's having too much
fun to stop.

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-[Beast Boy] No!
-He's just getting
started tonight.

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I'll do whatevers you says,
I's promise.

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Good. [chuckles] Good.

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Get our little rat friend
some cheese.

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Oww! Is this vegan?

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Just keep your eyes open
and remember, if you break
your promise,

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he breaks you!

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[growling]

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[sleigh bells ringing]

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Christmas cookies, here I come.

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I probably shouldn't,
right before dinner.

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But who's gonna know?

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-[eerie music plays]
-[screams]

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Dude, what are you doing
on that shelf?

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Yo, wassup!

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[eerie music playing]

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Beastie? Whatever.

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[chomping]

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So, my little rat. [chuckles]
What you bring Santa?

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Oh, I sees some real naughty
business going on.

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Ooh. Do tell. [snickers]

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My man Cyborg be sneaking
cookies before dinner.

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Ow! What's that for?

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That isn't naughty.

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You didn't keep your promise.

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Perhaps you need
more persuading.

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-[growls]
-[screams]

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I do's better, for reals.

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I'm going to get the dirt
on your garbage friends,

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one way or another.

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Nah, fool, I ain'ts wearing
no wire.

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Oh, [chuckles]
I think you will.

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If not,
you get the jingle bells.

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[stretching]

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[bells jingle]

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[sleigh bells ringing]

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Oh, yeah, looks like mama's
been real good this year.

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Where's my dang toothbrush?

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Oh, well, Star won't mind.

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[brushing]

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[gulping]

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Aah! The forbidden
carton milk.

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[burps]

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[Robin] Oh, yes, ah!

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[grunts]

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No one will know
that these bountiful buns

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are in fact, fraudulent buns.

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[grunts]

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What are you doing in my room?

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And uh... [embarrassed chuckle]
How much did you see?

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[ominous music]

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Answer me!

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I ain't seen nothing!

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Definitely no nasty booty
stuffing shenanigans,
nothing at all!

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Who sent you! Is Cyborg
trying to steal my booty
secrets again?

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No, man! It wasn't nobody.

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I just gots lost, that's it.

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You're hiding something.

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-[tearing]
-[Robin] A wire!

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[dramatic music playing]

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Titans, we've got a rat
in our midst.

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He's been spying on us
for Santa.

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Say it ain't so, Beastie.

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He makes me do it, yo!

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He has all
these evidentiaries on me,

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and I mean, all reindeer kids
using them gazpacho tactics.

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A rat is a rat,
doesn't matter the reason.

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What's y'all gonna do?

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The only thing we can.

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You are to go to the sleep.

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Oh, I likes naps.

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With the fishes!

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[screams]

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Come on, y'all,
I'm begging yous.

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I'll do anything.

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Anything, huh?

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How about putting
your spying skills to good use,

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and going in to infiltrate
the fat man himself?

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Ah! But what if he's
catches me?

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That crazy reindeer is gonna
give me them jingle bells!

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You should have
thought of that

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before you sold us
down the river!

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Now, run on back to Santa...

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We'll be listening.

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[beeps]

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Are you in position?

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-Yeah, but--
-Just get it done.

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[Santa reading]
"Dear Santa, [chuckles]

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may I please have a
[mocking] teddy bear.
Hope you like my drawing.

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Love, Jane."

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Garbage! Utter garbage!
Just for this,

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you're going
on the naughty list.

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[fire blazing]

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-[laughing cunningly]
-[gasps]

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That's cold, yo!

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[camera shutter clicking]

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What's this?

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[sniffing]

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Does Santa smell a rat?

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Well, if there is a rat here,

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he'll probably want
some cheese.

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[yells]

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Oh, thought you could get away
with spying on Santa, huh?

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Think again!

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Now tell me, who sent you?

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-[glass shatters]
-[Robin] Who do you think?

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And now,
we have the dirt on you.

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Judging kids' artwork.

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Crumpling up their notes.

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The mismanagements of the lists

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of the naughty and the nice.

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We've got you now, Santa.

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What? You'll expose me?

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Thanks to your little friend,
I've collected enough evidence

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against you garbage kids
to keep you on the naughty list

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till the end of time!

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It seems we're
at an impasse, Santa!

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If you expose us,
we'll expose you.

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Then perhaps we can all agree
to keep this unfortunate
information to ourselves.

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Perhaps we can.

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[dramatic music playing]

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-But what about him?
-What about me?

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How do we know
you're not gonna talk?

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Talk about what?
I's a little confused

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on what exactly
is happening right now.

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There's only one thing to do.

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Titans and Santa, go!

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-[guns cock]
-Get the rat!

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[yelling]

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[chuckling]

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[gun jamming]

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He got away.

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[Beast Boy]  It wasn't very hard
for me to vanish
without a trace.

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The tower was in Robin's name.

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The car was registered
to Cyborg.

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My Social Security card
was a fake.

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I ain't never paid no taxes
or voted for no ones.

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You'd never even know
I was alive.

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Do you see the suspects
in the courtroom today?

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Can you please point them out?

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[reindeer growling]

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[Beast Boy]  And that's
the thing about rats, yo,

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they's good at hiding,

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especially when them elves
in the North Pole Bureau
of Internal Affairs

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put 'em in the naughty list
protection program.

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Beast Boy was never heard
from again.

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And he never got another
present from Santa.

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[chuckling]

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[closing theme playing]