♪ Yo! That's cool, that's cool That's super cool ♪
♪ I like that, right there That's what's up ♪
♪ Come kick it with your boy Baby, that's what's up ♪
♪ I gets down with the DP That's what's up ♪
♪ Yeah, that's what's up Yeah, that's what's up ♪
♪ You know this right here, yo That's what's up ♪
Above-ground pools are dope, yo.
They got that good shallow water.
Ain't gots to worry about no deep end up in here.
Okay, sure, you cannot swim the laps,
but why swim when you can walk about
upon your feetsies?
It is much more natural.
Then you gets to climb up a ladder to get in.
Whoo, yes!
Ladders are so very classy, am I correct?
You's who have pools in the ground are fools.
'Cause we above the ground, like them clouds.
Beast Boy, can I ask you a question?
Of course, you ask the best questions.
Are we best bros?
You know we's is.
And there is no one else, you share such a special broship with?
-Well, uh, you know, uh-- -What is that?
[man screaming indistinctly]
Look out!
-[Beast Boy] Cyborg? -What up, Beasty?
It's your best bro in the whole wide world, here for a visit.
Uh, it's good to see you.
Uh, what's you doing in Codsville?
We were just fighting crime in the neighborhood, and you know I had to stop by.
I should probably get back to help.
Oh, that's a shame, huh.
But I'm not gonna.
-Let's hang out! -[Robotman clears throat]
-Hello. -Hi.
Nice to, uh, meet you.
Also as well, meeting you is nice.
-Dude, aren't you gonna introduce us? -[laughs nervously]
I wish I could. But you's was just leaving, right?
I clearly stated I was going to hang.
Come, Beast Boy, introduce us.
-Yeah, don't make this weird, bro. -Fine.
My brother-man, meet my other brother-mans.
Oh, so you have another brother-mans?
-I'm Cyborg. -Robotman.
Dude, that robot body of yours is sick. How'd you get it?
It was the only way to save my human brain after a terrible accident.
Get out of town! Me too. Man, what are the odds?
[computation processing]
One in 75,989,600!
So, what do you do for fun?
I like to play video games, I enjoy fixing things,
and I love to collect '80s nostalgia.
You better stop! I love '80s nostalgia!
Check this. My puppy sticker collection.
[gasps] Puppy stickers are so cool.
It's like they jump right off the page.
They totally make me want to ace my Geography exam.
-Boomsies. -Man, you and I have so much in common.
[gasps] You know what we are?
[both] Brobots!
[both vocalizing]
So nice.
I'm now wondering, why Beast Boy
did not introduce us brobots sooner.
'Cause I thought, you'd both be jealous
that I had another robot best friend,
and you's would fight about who gets to spend more times with me.
Dude, that's nonsense.
You should've worried about you fighting to spend time with us.
Yeah, we have so much in common, that I can totally see
our friendship becoming toxic and unnatural.
Yo, I'm loving that my two best bros are so cool with each other.
Hey, do you all want to get ice cream down at the beach?
Only if I'm buyin'.
What, you don't like credit cards?
They're fine as long as you pay them off in full, every month.
Which is what I do, of course.
That is what I like to hear.
Hey, let's do this, yo.
[piano music playing]
♪ Good times, good friends Oh, yes, please ♪
♪ We're so so cool Cold freeze ♪
♪ Let me get a high-five Boomsies ♪
♪ Everybody, let's dance Likesies ♪
♪ Let me get a high-five Boomsies ♪
♪ Everybody, let's dance, oh
♪ Good times, good friends Oh, yes, please ♪
♪ We're so so cool Cold freeze ♪
♪ Let me get a high-five Boomsies ♪
♪ Everybody, let's dance Likesies ♪
♪ Let me get a high-five Boomsies ♪
♪ Everybody let's dance
♪ Whoo, so so cool You know it ♪
-[sighs] -It's okay, dude, I'll buy you another one.
You do not have to do that, Cyborg. It is only...
[whimpering] Ice cream.
It's no problem. I love using this thing.
And paying it off, in full, each month!
Yeah, yeah, okay. We covered that.
-Here you go. -Thank you, Cyborg.
-[beeping] -Oh, it's the Titans. I should probably go.
Oh, come on, man.
Let's keep this party going.
Yeah! Let's go back to the house and play charades.
I don't know. It looks like the Titans...
I'm sorry, did you say "charades"?
-I did. -I am in!
You're up, Moms. Charade this beast!
[laughs] Got it.
-A gorilla? -A dead gorilla.
-A birthday cake? -A dead birthday cake.
-[Negative Girl] No idea. -None whatsoever.
Seriously?
It's obvious I'm a cat!
Let's see you guys just whip out a cat.
[cat meows]
That was the worst cat impression I've ever seen.
Terrible. Just terrible.
Cy, it's your turn.
Oh! US President, Zachary Taylor.
-Booyah! -[both laugh]
How did you guess that?
They're cheating, that's how.
-We are not! -The dude just gets me.
And I gets the dude.
Well, I don't wanna play with cheaters.
In that case, let us watch a video
from my collection of 1980s situational comedies.
I love '80s TV!
Yeah, let's see.
Growing Pains, Small Wonder, Alf.
[gasps] You've got Alf?
I got Alf. Yeah, I love that show so hot.
I have all the VHS's.
Me too. Remember the one episode
where he was driving a convertible, and he called up the family,
and was like, "I'm headed to Oxnard!"
And then the dad says, "Why are you going to Oxnard?"
-[both laugh hysterically] -Oh, yeah.
Wow, you boys sure have a lot in common.
I know! It's like, we're the same person.
[echoes] Same person. Same person.
You know, I could make that happen,
if that's something you'd be into.
[gasps] You can combine us?
Of course I can.
Crazy unethical science is my thing.
Uh, don't you thinks having the same body is kind of messed up?
Says the guy who didn't think we'd get along.
I think we would be crazy to not share a body.
Great. Then let's get started.
[computer beeping]
Is this going to hurt?
If by "hurt," you mean, "intense agony
as all of your components are violently ripped apart,"
then yes, a little. [laughs]
-[machine revving] -Don't worry, bro. I'm here for you.
Everybody, stand back. This is gonna be fun.
[computer beeps]
-Oggvard! -Locksnard!
Ah, would you look at them?
They're literally attached at the hip.
This is so dope.
Instead of two best friends, now I got one big, super best friend.
Another win for crazy, unethical science.
[laughs]
-Rogsnard! -Wartsnarf! [groans]
[both yelling indistinctly]
What's happening, yo?
Cyborg, Robotman!
It appears that by merging their bodies,
I mistakenly advanced their friendship
to such a close personal level
that the entire relationship, has turned toxic and unnatural.
[all exclaim]
[both yelling gibberish]
We have to separate them, before they destroy Codsville.
[car honks]
[both speaking gibberish]
Bros, you gots to separate yourselves.
Ahhh!
Ow! Ooh.
[groans] Oh, mans, we can't even touch these guys.
Guess I was right to keep them fools apart.
I was just wrong about whys.
That be the strongest relationship I ever saw.
Then we have to figure out a way to weaken it.
Beast Boy, you're their best friend. You must know something that will break them up.
Yo, I gots it.
Yo, Robotman,
if you's gonna be sharing a body with Cyborg,
I think you should know that he be swimming
in credit card debt.
[grunts] Credit card debt?
You said you paid it off in full, every month!
So what? I'm buildin' up my credit score.
Through the worst kind of debt you can take on!
It comes with a double-digit interest rate!
[sighs] How much do you pay a month?
The minimum.
[yells] The minimum?
It will take you years to pay off the balance.
I cannot live with that kind of financial stress!
[both grunting]
Our friendship was toxic and unnatural...
and I will miss it forever.
Maybe, we could at least stay in touch?
I'm afraid not.
Your relationship is so dangerous
that it could one day destroy the world.
[groans] Then I guess it means we's can never alls hangs out again.
I should go. I guess I'll see you when the summer's over, Beasty.
Whenever that will be.
No, you two should totally hang.
I've been taking all of your Beasty's time.
But the Titans need me.
I will go and take your place, on the Teen Titans.
They won't notice.
I bet all they care about, is if they have a robot on the team.
Are you sures about this, bro?
Yeah, I'm sure.
I'll see you soon.
And you, I'll miss forever.
Booyah, booyah!