1 00:00:01,635 --> 00:00:02,868 (BIRD CROWING) 2 00:00:02,870 --> 00:00:04,169 (CAT MEOWING, MOUSE SQUEAKING) 3 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:06,438 (ELEPHANT TRUMPETING, LION ROARING) 4 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:07,973 ¶ Go! ¶ 5 00:00:07,975 --> 00:00:10,342 (OPENING THEME PLAYING) 6 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:16,048 ¶ T-E-E-N 7 00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:17,249 ¶ T-I-T-A-N-S 8 00:00:17,251 --> 00:00:20,019 ¶ Teen Titans, let's go 9 00:00:22,757 --> 00:00:24,556 ¶ Teen Titans, go ¶ 10 00:00:28,796 --> 00:00:30,429 [growling] 11 00:00:30,431 --> 00:00:32,731 [Robin] All right, Titans, this is it. 12 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:35,034 Our entry to the big leagues. 13 00:00:35,036 --> 00:00:36,301 Let's not forget, this one 14 00:00:36,303 --> 00:00:37,903 put the Man of Steel in the ground. 15 00:00:37,905 --> 00:00:39,505 Yeah, but the Man of Steel 16 00:00:39,507 --> 00:00:42,641 didn't have literal steel saws for hands. 17 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:43,876 Woo! 18 00:00:43,878 --> 00:00:46,612 Yeah, and he couldn't spit no poison neither! 19 00:00:46,614 --> 00:00:49,081 [spitting, coughing] 20 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:51,350 Yeah, and he can't get super tiny 21 00:00:51,352 --> 00:00:53,485 and fly up somebody's nose. 22 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:55,087 Ow! Ow! Ooh, why! 23 00:00:56,357 --> 00:00:58,357 -[Bumblebee buzzes] -Yes. And he is not 24 00:00:58,359 --> 00:01:03,362 the alien who absorbs the solar power and flies at the supersonic speeds. 25 00:01:03,364 --> 00:01:05,898 -[all] No, actually... -I'm pretty sure he does that. 26 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:07,166 [Beast Boy] Mmm-hmm. 27 00:01:07,168 --> 00:01:09,068 [growling] 28 00:01:09,070 --> 00:01:13,372 The point is, this fight is one for the history books. 29 00:01:13,374 --> 00:01:15,340 This is the one we're going to tell 30 00:01:15,342 --> 00:01:17,576 our grandchildren about. 31 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:18,744 [Robin] What the-- 32 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:20,379 -[all gasp] -[Starfire] Who is that man? 33 00:01:20,381 --> 00:01:21,713 [beast boy] That was awesome! 34 00:01:24,385 --> 00:01:27,119 -[Cyborg] Oh, my goodness! This is happening. -[all indistinct talking] 35 00:01:27,855 --> 00:01:28,821 [growling] 36 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:30,923 [metal clanking] 37 00:01:30,925 --> 00:01:32,524 Corn, anybody? 38 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:35,094 I'm gonna make some more corn. 39 00:01:35,096 --> 00:01:37,062 No, thanks, Cyborg. I'm good. 40 00:01:37,064 --> 00:01:39,264 [Bumblebee] I'm gonna go back to the tower and pee. 41 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:42,468 And I did, my sweet grandchildren. 42 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:46,438 I went back to the tower and I peed. 43 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:47,840 Wow! 44 00:01:47,842 --> 00:01:50,275 Yes, that was back in the day 45 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:52,377 before they had pee transporters. 46 00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:55,781 We do tend to take these things for granted these days. 47 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:58,484 -[device beeps] -[pees and flushing] 48 00:01:58,486 --> 00:02:00,219 What happened next, Grandma? 49 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:02,988 Well, it took Hawkman four days straight 50 00:02:02,990 --> 00:02:04,523 to win that fight. 51 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:07,426 Afterwards, I got these fun selfies with Hawkman. 52 00:02:07,428 --> 00:02:09,695 And Hawkman signed Cyborg's butt, 53 00:02:09,697 --> 00:02:11,530 which he then had laser engraved. 54 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:12,931 [Cyborg giggles] That tickles. 55 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:16,368 And that's the story of how I met Hawkman, 56 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:19,037 right before the great disaster. 57 00:02:19,039 --> 00:02:20,639 Sweet dreams, babies. 58 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:22,841 Wait, grandmother, 59 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:25,277 tell us the story of the great disaster. 60 00:02:25,279 --> 00:02:27,045 Oh, I don't know. 61 00:02:27,047 --> 00:02:29,148 It's past your bedtime. 62 00:02:29,150 --> 00:02:30,816 Please, grandma! 63 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:32,451 Yes, tell us the story, 64 00:02:32,453 --> 00:02:34,686 or I will subjugate the ninth dimension. 65 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:38,423 All right, no more dimensional subjugation, Jeremy. 66 00:02:38,425 --> 00:02:40,159 You'll kick the covers off again. 67 00:02:40,161 --> 00:02:42,194 It turned out that not all of us thought 68 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:44,796 our encounter with Hawkman was super dope. 69 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:47,099 Ooh, let me see, let me see. 70 00:02:47,101 --> 00:02:49,835 Dude, who knews he was so cool! 71 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:52,070 He's ripped, too. Did you see that harness? 72 00:02:52,072 --> 00:02:53,805 [roars playfully] 73 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:55,274 Am I the right? 74 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:57,876 Ooh, tell me, please, who's the real villain? 75 00:02:57,878 --> 00:03:00,712 The alien monster that wants to destroy all life in the universe? 76 00:03:00,714 --> 00:03:05,050 Or, the so-called hero, who treats us like children, 77 00:03:05,052 --> 00:03:09,054 all the while taking our glory, and the food from our mouths. 78 00:03:09,056 --> 00:03:10,622 Nah, I still got mine. 79 00:03:12,026 --> 00:03:13,325 Yes, me the too. 80 00:03:13,327 --> 00:03:14,626 Yes, me three. 81 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:17,629 But the point is, this is Titan's turf. 82 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:19,998 It's time for the young generation 83 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,500 to chew its way free 84 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:24,203 from the useless withered husk of the old. 85 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:26,004 [all gasp] 86 00:03:26,006 --> 00:03:27,839 -We can take care of ourselves. -[plate shatters] 87 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:29,141 [gulps, sighs] 88 00:03:29,143 --> 00:03:31,043 We are not children. 89 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:32,411 We're Hawks! 90 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:34,613 No, no. We're teens. 91 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:38,116 [cries] And we won't be treated like babies anymore. 92 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:41,620 I'm gonna give this Hawk guy a piece of my mind. 93 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:42,955 [whirring] 94 00:03:42,957 --> 00:03:45,824 Were you able to find the Hawkman, grandmother? 95 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:47,392 We became separated. 96 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:49,962 And Robin was the one who found Hawkman first. 97 00:03:49,964 --> 00:03:52,931 [heroic music playing] 98 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:56,902 [Robin] Ah-ha! A nest! 99 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:59,638 [dating show on TV] Uh, this decision has been really hard, 100 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:02,274 but I'm gonna choose Tina as my secret valentine. 101 00:04:02,276 --> 00:04:04,009 [gasps] 102 00:04:04,011 --> 00:04:06,812 I'm not going to be treated like a kid anymore, 103 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:07,813 I'm a teen, 104 00:04:07,815 --> 00:04:10,015 and I know where I'm going. [yelps] 105 00:04:15,089 --> 00:04:16,188 [grunts] 106 00:04:16,190 --> 00:04:17,823 [groans] 107 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:21,627 [groaning] 108 00:04:27,101 --> 00:04:31,370 [female contestant on TV] I'd say, my ideal date would be Medjool. 109 00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:33,272 [stomach rumbling] 110 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,642 [yelps] 111 00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:37,809 [gasps] 112 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:40,812 [Robin mumbling] 113 00:04:41,382 --> 00:04:44,783 [baby bird groans] 114 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:45,951 [gasps] 115 00:04:46,854 --> 00:04:49,288 [clucking] 116 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:52,190 [weak groaning] 117 00:04:52,192 --> 00:04:54,793 [groaning] Where...where am I? 118 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:58,063 Who am I? 119 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:00,365 [clucking] 120 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:02,901 [groans] You say my name is... 121 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:04,002 [clucks] 122 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:08,840 And you're...[gasps] 123 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:10,042 You're my Mom! 124 00:05:10,044 --> 00:05:11,877 [clucking] 125 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:14,980 [cooing] 126 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:16,848 [cock crowing] 127 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,587 [yells] 128 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:24,423 -[tires screech] -[glass shatters] 129 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:26,792 [cooing] 130 00:05:28,062 --> 00:05:29,027 [chirping] 131 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:30,729 [retching] 132 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:34,266 [clucking] 133 00:05:34,268 --> 00:05:35,867 [bird chirping] 134 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:38,103 [yelling] 135 00:05:40,607 --> 00:05:42,474 Where were the rest of the Titans, grandma? 136 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:43,809 Well, honeybee, 137 00:05:43,811 --> 00:05:45,844 it turns out looking for hawk people 138 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:46,845 is hungry work. 139 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,513 So the rest of us had stopped off 140 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:50,282 to get some cheesesteaks. 141 00:05:50,284 --> 00:05:51,350 Ew! 142 00:05:51,352 --> 00:05:52,551 How unpleasant. 143 00:05:52,553 --> 00:05:54,519 I know it's hard to imagine a time 144 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:56,421 when you had to chew food with your mouth. 145 00:05:56,423 --> 00:05:59,858 But, these were the days before Utopia crackers. 146 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,059 Which reminds me, 147 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:02,994 it's time to infuse your Utopia crackers. 148 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:08,266 Thank you, grandmother. 149 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:10,235 Yes, I can feel the nutrients 150 00:06:10,237 --> 00:06:11,770 disseminating into my bloodstream. 151 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:14,840 Well, back in my day, you had to taste your food. 152 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:17,409 [Bumblebee] And we had found the tastiest cheesesteaks 153 00:06:17,411 --> 00:06:19,177 in all of Jump City. 154 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:22,013 But, I was still troubled. 155 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:23,348 Do you guys really think 156 00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:24,583 that Hawkman's trying to keep us down? 157 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:25,784 Like some sort of villain? 158 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:27,753 No way! Hawkman's an awesome hero 159 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:30,122 whose daddy was a hawk and whose mamma was a man. 160 00:06:30,124 --> 00:06:34,025 Oh, yeah? I heard he was an ancient Egyptian prince back from the dead. 161 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:35,560 He is the Thanagarian. 162 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:36,995 Gesundheit. 163 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:39,464 Hawkman's just like this vegan cheesesteak. 164 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:41,066 [chomping] 165 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:44,169 He shouldn't even exist, but he does and he's perfect. 166 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:45,604 [satisfied groan] 167 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:47,439 Wow! Would have been cool to have a perfect friend. 168 00:06:47,441 --> 00:06:50,709 Well, we probably won't be friends with Hawkman after today. 169 00:06:50,711 --> 00:06:52,878 But I can hook you up with this cheesesteak. 170 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:56,548 Really? Oh, yeah! Do it, do it, do it! 171 00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:59,718 Hey, y'all. I'm alive now, in case you was wondering. 172 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:02,421 Happy birthday vegan cheesesteak. 173 00:07:02,423 --> 00:07:04,523 Gosh, I'm so excited. 174 00:07:04,525 --> 00:07:06,458 I'm leaking cheese out of my mouth. 175 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:07,526 [blowing raspberry] 176 00:07:07,528 --> 00:07:09,528 Raven, isn't your magic evil? 177 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:11,263 Yeah. But the sandwiches here are so good. 178 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:12,431 It's all gonna even out. 179 00:07:12,433 --> 00:07:14,366 Come on, little sandwich, let's jet. 180 00:07:14,368 --> 00:07:15,767 Well, I'd like to, 181 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:18,003 but I ain't got none of them leggily bits. 182 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:20,105 That's all right, man. I got you. 183 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:22,607 -[Cyborg] Nanobots. -[Nanobots squeals] 184 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:26,611 I'm living the dream. 185 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,547 [all chuckling] 186 00:07:28,549 --> 00:07:31,583 [all laughing] 187 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:34,219 Hey, isn't that Robin and Hawkman? 188 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:36,188 [all] Robin! 189 00:07:36,190 --> 00:07:38,023 Mother, stop the stroller. 190 00:07:38,025 --> 00:07:39,758 [Hawkman cooing] 191 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:42,360 Robin, what is the going on? 192 00:07:42,362 --> 00:07:44,596 Why do you keep saying Robin? 193 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:45,664 [clucking] 194 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:47,199 Is one of you being robbed? 195 00:07:47,201 --> 00:07:48,433 No, Robin. 196 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:50,669 Oh, now no one's robbing anyone. [cooing] 197 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:52,103 Well, you're Robin. 198 00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:54,005 Oh, so you would dare 199 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:56,107 to accuse an officer of the peace 200 00:07:56,109 --> 00:07:59,110 and an heir to the throne of Thanagar 201 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:01,947 of petty theft. [croaking] 202 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:04,516 Robin, what is the wrong with you? 203 00:08:04,518 --> 00:08:06,885 If one more of you says Robin, 204 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:10,489 I'll tell my Mommy to come over and beat you up. 205 00:08:10,491 --> 00:08:12,090 [clucking in anger] 206 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:15,026 He's got you mind-controlled, man. You gotta fight it. 207 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:16,027 [yells] 208 00:08:17,431 --> 00:08:18,864 Hawkman is a villain. 209 00:08:18,866 --> 00:08:21,533 But grandma, Robin wasn't being mind-controlled, 210 00:08:21,535 --> 00:08:23,068 he just had a bump on the noodle. 211 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:24,236 Oh, I know. 212 00:08:24,238 --> 00:08:26,972 But the great disaster had already begun. 213 00:08:26,974 --> 00:08:29,040 And after what happened next, 214 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:32,544 Robin could never consider us part of a super hero team again. 215 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:34,145 [screams] 216 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:35,847 [Cyborg screaming] 217 00:08:37,618 --> 00:08:40,151 Robin! No! 218 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:41,286 [yelling] 219 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:42,888 Oh, my goodness! 220 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:48,326 [all] Robin! 221 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:49,528 [gasps] 222 00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:55,634 [crying] 223 00:08:57,204 --> 00:09:01,072 Oh, vegan cheesesteak, you truly are a super food. 224 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:02,774 You can't die. 225 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:05,176 It's all right, papa, 226 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:09,180 y'all showed me that cybernetic or vegan, 227 00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:11,283 white or wheat, 228 00:09:11,285 --> 00:09:15,053 we all are one. 229 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,621 [groans] 230 00:09:16,623 --> 00:09:19,190 No, I mean, literally, you can't die because of the nanobots. 231 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,360 Golly, gosh. That's real neat. 232 00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:24,496 You're the perfect sandwich. 233 00:09:24,498 --> 00:09:26,665 And you can self-replicate! 234 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,099 [both] Jiminy! 235 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:33,171 -[Robin mumbling] -Robin. 236 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:36,808 Starfire, I remember everything now. 237 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:38,543 And I guess there are some good things 238 00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:40,278 about being treated like a kid. 239 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,379 [all] Aww! 240 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:43,248 You know, after all this, 241 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:46,284 I don't think I can think of you guys as superheroes again. 242 00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:47,552 [all] What? 243 00:09:47,554 --> 00:09:49,187 What I do think is that 244 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:51,423 you guys don't have to pay top dollar for a new mattress. 245 00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:52,958 [all] Um... 246 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:56,695 Turns out Robin had a serious concussion 247 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:58,563 and ended up in the hospital. 248 00:09:58,565 --> 00:10:00,065 But what he meant to say was 249 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:02,801 that he thought of all of us as a family. 250 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:04,569 And that's how we thought of ourselves 251 00:10:04,571 --> 00:10:06,071 from that moment forward. 252 00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:08,707 That's the story of the greatest disaster 253 00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:10,408 the world has ever known. 254 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:12,777 -[button beeps] -Thank you, for the story, grandma. 255 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:15,780 Yes, I found it soothing. 256 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,349 Goodnight, sweeties. 257 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:22,887 [all] Hey, y'all! Hey, Bumblebee. Hey, Bumblebee. 258 00:10:22,889 --> 00:10:24,856 Bumblebee. Bumblebee.