1 00:00:02,203 --> 00:00:04,505 - HI, MY NAME IS STAFF SERGEANT KEN BRAWN, 2 00:00:04,538 --> 00:00:07,475 AND I'VE BEEN DEPLOYED FOR TWO YEARS, ONE MONTH, 3 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:11,312 AND 18 DAYS. 4 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:13,414 HEY, YOU. 5 00:00:13,447 --> 00:00:16,350 - OH! OH, MY GOD! HI! 6 00:00:17,585 --> 00:00:21,655 HI! 7 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:23,457 - WE GOT HER. 8 00:00:23,491 --> 00:00:28,162 - STAFF SERGEANT BRIAN HODGENS, LANSING, MICHIGAN. 9 00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:30,298 YEAH. 10 00:00:30,331 --> 00:00:32,366 - HERE WE GO, TIGERS. 11 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,135 - STRIKE! 12 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:39,707 - STRIKE TWO! - COME ON. 13 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:43,577 - STRIKE THREE! - DUDE, COME ON. 14 00:00:43,611 --> 00:00:48,282 - [shouting] 15 00:00:48,316 --> 00:00:50,284 - * MY LOVE, DON'T GIVE UP 16 00:00:50,318 --> 00:00:52,153 - SECOND LIEUTENANT STEVEN MIDWAY, 17 00:00:52,186 --> 00:00:54,455 OSWEGO, NEW YORK. - * YOUR HEART IS TOUGH 18 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:55,556 * KEEP ON 19 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:56,557 - HEY. - [screams] 20 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:58,426 - * DON'T LET GO 21 00:00:58,459 --> 00:00:59,760 * YOU WILL FIND 22 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:01,362 * YOUR WAY HOME - SERGEANT JIM RODGERS. 23 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:04,365 BACK IN FREEHOLD, NEW JERSEY, TO SEE MY WIFE, CLAIRE. 24 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:06,300 - * YOU WILL FIND - HI, CLAIRE. 25 00:01:06,334 --> 00:01:07,768 - * YOUR WAY HOME - OH, MY GOD. 26 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:14,308 - I'M SERGEANT COLTRANE, 27 00:01:14,342 --> 00:01:18,612 AND THIS IS THE BALLSLAP. 28 00:01:18,646 --> 00:01:22,416 DEAR LORD, PLEASE SAVE MY COJONES. 29 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:24,685 - YOU'RE A JERK. 30 00:01:24,718 --> 00:01:26,554 - BUZZ! 31 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:31,359 - [chuckling] - GOT YOU ALL! 32 00:01:31,392 --> 00:01:32,626 - GO, GO, GO. THAT'S HIM. 33 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:34,562 - HEY, SONNY BOY. 34 00:01:39,233 --> 00:01:41,135 DID YOU GET HIM? 35 00:01:47,241 --> 00:01:50,144 - PUT ANOTHER CRACK IN HIS ASS. 36 00:02:02,523 --> 00:02:07,328 - IN 1973, COMPUTER SCIENCE ENGINEER VINTON CERF 37 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:11,632 CREATED A HOST-TO-HOST PROTOCOL FOR DIGITAL INFORMATION. 38 00:02:11,665 --> 00:02:15,336 THIS CREATED A NETWORK THAT COULD BE USED TO TRANSMIT 39 00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:19,340 DATA FROM ONE COMPUTER TO ANOTHER FOR THE PURPOSE 40 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:21,342 OF CALLING ATTENTION TO YOURSELF. 41 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:22,743 OVER THE NEXT FEW DECADES, 42 00:02:22,776 --> 00:02:26,280 THE NETWORK GREW, ALLOWING PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD 43 00:02:26,314 --> 00:02:29,583 THE OPPORTUNITY TO CALL ATTENTION TO THEMSELVES. 44 00:02:29,617 --> 00:02:31,952 TODAY, OVER TWO BILLION PEOPLE 45 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:35,623 USE THIS DIGITAL WEB EVERY DAY FOR ATTENTION. 46 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:38,792 THE INTERNET. 47 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:41,795 IT'LL FOREVER BE REMEMBERED AS CERF'S FOLLY. 48 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:48,436 - OH, MAN, THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN THE BATTLE 49 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:50,304 AT THE END OF THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK. 50 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:53,441 FIRST TIME I SAW IT, WHEN DARK VADER TELLS LOU SKYWALKER 51 00:02:53,474 --> 00:02:55,643 THAT HE'S HIS DAD IT BLEW MY MIND. 52 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,545 "LOU, I AM YOUR FATHER." 53 00:02:57,578 --> 00:02:59,313 - AND LOU'S LIKE, 54 00:02:59,347 --> 00:03:00,748 "NO, DARK VADER. 55 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:02,716 I'LL KILL YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY, YOU BASTARD! 56 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:06,687 AND IF YOU EVER TRY TO CUT OFF MY LEGS AGAIN, 57 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,789 I'M GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF!" 58 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:11,492 - "OOH, I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU, LOU. 59 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:15,629 IT'S TIME TO BATTLE." 60 00:03:15,663 --> 00:03:18,299 - "DON'T TRY TO SHOOT ME OR I'LL SHOOT YOU RIGHT BACK." 61 00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:19,567 - EXCUSE ME, GUYS. 62 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,802 ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT STAR WARS? 63 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:25,639 - YEAH, ARE WE BOTHERING YOU OR SOMETHING? 64 00:03:25,673 --> 00:03:27,675 - KIND OF-- I'M A HUGE STAR WARS FAN, 65 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,743 AND YOU GUYS ARE BUTCHERING THOSE LINES. 66 00:03:29,777 --> 00:03:33,414 - REALLY? WELL, THEN WHY DON'T YOU ENLIGHTEN US ALL, 67 00:03:33,447 --> 00:03:36,384 OH-BEE-WON KENOBI? 68 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:37,718 - "VADER, YOU COMPLETE ASSHOLE. 69 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:39,820 IF YOU DON'T GET ME TO A HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW, 70 00:03:39,853 --> 00:03:43,491 I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF, YOU BASTARD!" 71 00:03:46,494 --> 00:03:48,462 - I HAD THE LINE WRONG. 72 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:49,697 I'M VICK. 73 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:51,265 THIS IS DENNY. SIT WITH US. 74 00:03:51,299 --> 00:03:53,434 RAP ABOUT THE WARS, MY MAN. - YOU ALMOST HAD IT. 75 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:54,702 DUDE, YOU GOT TO DO THE VOICE. 76 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,470 - DUDE, I WAS DOING THE VOICE. 77 00:03:56,504 --> 00:03:58,939 "TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW!" 78 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:00,508 - "TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW!" 79 00:04:00,541 --> 00:04:02,310 - "RIGHT NOW!" 80 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:04,578 all: "OR I'LL BLOW YOUR FREAKING HEAD OFF, YOU BASTARD!" 81 00:04:04,612 --> 00:04:06,747 - THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 82 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:08,616 - I LIKE YOU. - THIS GUY KNOWS HIS STUFF. 83 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:09,750 - CHECK THIS OUT, ROB. 84 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:12,486 - OH, YOU GOT A HAN SOLO TATTOO? 85 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,288 - I PAID A HUNDRED BUCKS FOR IT. 86 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:15,689 - YODER IS THE COOLEST 'CAUSE HE DRIVES THE TANK. 87 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:18,492 - YOU A CHEWBACCA GUY OR A MILLENNIUM FALCON GUY? 88 00:04:18,526 --> 00:04:20,528 - CHEWBY BY A LIGHT YEAR. 89 00:04:20,561 --> 00:04:21,862 - NICE ONE. 90 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:23,464 YOU GUYS KNOW ABOUT THE EWOKS, RIGHT? 91 00:04:23,497 --> 00:04:25,666 both: THEY'RE ALL ROBOTS. - IN FUR COATS. 92 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:27,635 - "GOLD MAN, HURRY UP WITH THOSE BULLETS, MAN. 93 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:29,069 I'M ALMOST FRESH OUT!" 94 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,772 - "YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME, OBI WAN KENOBI. 95 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:34,608 I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT GUNS AND BULLETS." 96 00:04:34,642 --> 00:04:35,843 - OH, AND CHEWBY. 97 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:39,413 all: "STRANGLE HIS JET PACK ASS." 98 00:04:39,447 --> 00:04:43,351 [all singing] 99 00:04:43,384 --> 00:04:45,619 - YOU GUYS LIKE STAR TRAK? 100 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:49,523 - USE THE FORCE, PECAN, AND TELL SPOCK TO DO THE SAME. 101 00:04:49,557 --> 00:04:53,661 - YOU KIDDIN' ME? I AM A HUGE STAR TRAKKER. 102 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:55,062 - "HURRY UP, YOU LITTLE GREEN DUDE. 103 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:56,430 LET'S MOVE!" 104 00:04:56,464 --> 00:04:57,831 - EXCUSE ME. - OH, NO. 105 00:04:57,865 --> 00:05:00,033 - HI, I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO YOU GUYS 106 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:03,337 TALK ABOUT STAR WARS FOR THE PAST 40 MINUTES, 107 00:05:03,371 --> 00:05:07,375 AND IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE YOU'VE SEEN THOSE MOVIES. 108 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:10,344 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 109 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:13,080 - WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE USING NAMES LIKE LOU SKYWALKER 110 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:14,748 AND DARK VADER, 111 00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:16,750 AND YOU SEEM TO THINK THAT THEY USED MACHINE GUNS 112 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:18,752 AND SAY "BASTARD" A LOT. 113 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:22,456 - I'VE SEEN ALL THE STAR WARS MOVIES, LIKE, 20 TIMES EACH. 114 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:25,125 - WAS THE SOUND ON? - ALL THE WAY UP, MY MAN. 115 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:28,128 - YOU KNOW, I THINK I UNDERSTAND YOUR CONFUSION. 116 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,698 IF YOU WANT TO COME WITH US, WE COULD CLEAR IT ALL UP. 117 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:33,367 - YEAH, I'D BETTER DO THAT. 118 00:05:33,401 --> 00:05:36,704 - TAKE A LOOK. - OH, I USED TO HAVE THIS. 119 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:38,138 - YEAH. - WHAT'S THIS? 120 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,841 - THIS IS WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT IN THE BAR. 121 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:42,410 THIS IS STARWARS. 122 00:05:42,443 --> 00:05:43,611 - IT WAS A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE. 123 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:45,813 THE FIRST ONE WAS RELEASED IN 1977, 124 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:48,081 BUT THE SAME YEAR, A MOVIE WITH A SIMILAR TITLE 125 00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:50,484 CAME OUT AND BLEW THIS ONE OUT OF THE WATER. 126 00:05:50,518 --> 00:05:51,885 - WELL, WHO MADE THIS STARWARS? 127 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:54,522 - GEORGE LUCAS'S FRIEND, BEN HAMISH. 128 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:56,524 - WANT TO WATCH IT? 129 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:06,567 - OH, IT'S ONE WORD. 130 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:07,968 STARWARS. 131 00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:09,903 - GIVE ME BACK MY GIRLFRIEND, HAN SOLO. 132 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:11,772 - WHAT HAPPENS IF I DON'T, YOU BASTARD? 133 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:13,641 - I'LL BLOW YOUR [bleep] DAMN HEAD OFF. 134 00:06:13,674 --> 00:06:16,844 - HE'S GOT A GUN! - WE ALL DO! YEAH! 135 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:19,913 - AND HERE, YOU HAVE A CHARACTER NAMED HAN SOLO, 136 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:22,115 BUT HE ACTS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THAN THE CHARACTER 137 00:06:22,149 --> 00:06:24,184 WITH THE VERY SAME NAME IN THE OTHER MOVIES. 138 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:26,520 - YEAH. - TAKE THAT, YOU ASS [bleep]. 139 00:06:26,554 --> 00:06:27,921 - AND THE DEATH STAR. 140 00:06:27,955 --> 00:06:31,091 EVERYONE KEEPS REFERRING TO IT AS DARK VADER'S HOUSE. 141 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:33,494 - YODA, COME DOWN HERE AND TRAIN ME. 142 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:34,828 - YOU'RE NOT READY, LOU. 143 00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:39,199 - TRAIN ME NOW, YOU BASTARD! 144 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:41,201 - WHAT'S WITH EVERYONE CALLING EACH OTHER BASTARDS 145 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:42,770 AND ASSHOLES? 146 00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:44,572 - OH, THAT'S BEN HAMISH'S SIGNATURE STYLE. 147 00:06:44,605 --> 00:06:46,507 - THE NEXT TIME I SEE DARK VADER, 148 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:49,910 I'M GONNA PUT A BULLET UP HIS ROBOT ASS. 149 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:52,513 SHUT UP, YOU YAMMERING SACK OF CRAP. 150 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:56,484 I WILL BE CAREFUL. 151 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:59,787 - LOU, HANNY, ME AND THE OTHER STAR TRAKKERS 152 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:02,490 WANT TO HELP YOU GUYS KICK SOME ASS. 153 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:04,492 both: YES. - SPOCK, MAN. 154 00:07:04,525 --> 00:07:07,528 - YOU HAVE ROOM ON YOUR TEAM FOR THIS LITTLE SPACE BITCH? 155 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:09,763 - YOU EVEN HAVE THE FIREPOWER? 156 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:11,865 - YOU BET YOUR LITTLE VULCAN BALLS I DO. 157 00:07:11,899 --> 00:07:13,634 both: OH! - YES! 158 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:17,805 - EVERY ONE OF YOU EWOKS IS A [bleep] DAMN BASTARD! 159 00:07:17,838 --> 00:07:19,473 - [laughs] 160 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:21,174 - OH, NO, THAT BASTARD DARK VADER'S 161 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:23,176 ON OUR SWEET LITTLE ASSES, CHEWBY. 162 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:26,246 LET'S HIT IT. 163 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:30,751 - HOLDS UP SO WELL. 164 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:31,885 - WHOO. - MAN, IT'S SO GOOD. 165 00:07:31,919 --> 00:07:33,787 - I LOVED IT. 166 00:07:33,821 --> 00:07:36,557 THAT WAS A FANTASTIC MOVIE, BUT WHY'D IT GET FORGOTTEN? 167 00:07:36,590 --> 00:07:37,791 - THE INTERNET CAME ALONG, 168 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:39,860 AND EVERYONE ON THERE WAS SO OBSESSED 169 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:41,829 WITH THE GEORGE LUCAS STAR WARS THAT THIS ONE JUST KIND OF FELL 170 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:43,230 BY THE WAYSIDE. 171 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:44,632 - THE INTERNET. 172 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:46,534 BECAUSE BASTARD OR NOT, 173 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:50,170 WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE TO SEE THAT NETWORK SHUT DOWN FOR GOOD. 174 00:07:57,745 --> 00:07:59,279 - I'M SERGEANT JOEL KEELER. 175 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:02,550 LET'S GO. 176 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:03,884 HO, HO, HO. 177 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:06,787 LA, LA, LA. HO, HO, HO. 178 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,622 TA-DA. 179 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:14,027 OH, I GOT IT. I GOT IT. GO, GO, GO, GO. 180 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:19,900 TA-DA! 181 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:22,202 [bird screeches] 182 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:43,223 - [breathes deeply] 183 00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:53,333 - ROGER, YOU STILL UP? 184 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,769 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 185 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:58,739 - YEAH, I'M FINE. 186 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:01,208 I JUST CAN'T SLEEP. 187 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:02,810 SOMETHING HAPPENED TODAY, 188 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:04,678 AND, HONEY, I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. 189 00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:08,616 - OH, WELL WHAT IS IT? 190 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:10,684 YOU CAN TELL ME. 191 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:13,787 - IT'S... 192 00:09:13,821 --> 00:09:16,289 IT'S MY FORMER COWORKER. 193 00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:18,759 APPARENTLY, THERE WAS THIS ARTICLE GOING AROUND ONLINE 194 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:21,294 TODAY, AND EVERYONE WAS SHARING IT, 195 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:26,366 BUT WHEN MY OLD COWORKER READ IT, SHE HAD AN OPINION ABOUT IT. 196 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:30,604 APPARENTLY, SHE... 197 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:34,307 SHE DIDN'T LIKE THE ARTICLE. 198 00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:38,011 I MEAN, I WAS BLINDSIDED. 199 00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:40,347 I JUST CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. 200 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:42,916 - OH, WELL... 201 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:44,918 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SAY THAT YOU COULDN'T SLEEP 202 00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:47,855 BECAUSE YOU WERE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR MOM. 203 00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:49,623 - OH, THAT'S TRUE. 204 00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:52,926 WE ARE TAKING HER OFF LIFE SUPPORT TOMORROW, HUH? 205 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,262 WELL, I BETTER GET SOME Z's. 206 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:56,797 GOOD NIGHT, HONEY. 207 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:59,633 - JUST REMEMBER YOUR MOM LED AN AMAZING-- 208 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,769 - [snoozing] 209 00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:07,908 - PLEASE TAKE A SEAT. - THANK YOU, DR. GASPARIAN. 210 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:11,078 HEY, HOW'RE YOU HOLDING UP? 211 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,680 - I'LL BE OKAY. 212 00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:15,683 IT'S...IT'S JUST HARD. 213 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,350 - I KNOW. 214 00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:18,819 YOUR MOM WAS SUCH A GREAT LADY. 215 00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:20,654 - IT'S NOT THAT. 216 00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:25,325 IT'S...IT'S MY NEIGHBOR'S WIFE. 217 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,696 - WHAT ABOUT HER? 218 00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:32,132 - WELL, SHE STARTED TALKING TO ME TODAY, 219 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:34,401 AND SHE BROUGHT UP THE TOPIC OF DIETING. 220 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:38,839 TURNS OUT SHE'S GOT A PRETTY STRONG OPINION ABOUT IT. 221 00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:40,373 WHAT SHE SAYS IS SURE, 222 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:42,409 YOU CAN LOSE WEIGHT IF YOU BASICALLY STARVE YOURSELF, 223 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:45,078 BUT I GUESS THAT'S NOT A GOOD WAY TO DO IT. 224 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:47,981 WHAT'S BETTER TO DO IS THIS NEW THING THAT SHE'S BEEN DOING, 225 00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:51,318 AND I GUESS IT'S A LOT BETTER THAN WHAT SOME LADIES 226 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:55,989 SHE KNOWS HAVE BEEN DOING, AND GOD... 227 00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:59,727 - OKAY, WELL, 228 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,361 DOCTOR GASPARIAN HAS SOME DOCUMENTS 229 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:04,898 FOR YOU TO SIGN REGARDING YOUR MOTHER'S DEATH. 230 00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:07,367 - OH, YEAH. OKAY, SURE. 231 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,771 - SO LET US NOT MOURN HER DEATH. 232 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:13,974 CELEBRATE HER LIFE. 233 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,076 ROGER. 234 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:17,745 ROGER! 235 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,747 WOULD YOU LIKE TO JUST--PLEASE. 236 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:29,122 - I JUST WANT TO SAY, UNCLE DINO, 237 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:32,159 YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT ARE FASCINATING. 238 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,427 THESE NEW SATELLITES AND STREET CAMERAS 239 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:37,397 ARE LIKE BIG BROTHER FROM GEORGE ORWELL'S BOOK 1984. 240 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:40,000 - IF YOU'VE EVER HAD A PHONE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, 241 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,334 THEY KNOW WHERE YOU ARE. 242 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,503 - AND COUSIN RALPH, YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT HOW 243 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:46,774 CELEBRITIES FROM REALITY SHOWS DON'T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING. 244 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:52,880 - THEY'RE JUST FAMOUS FOR BEING ON THE TV. 245 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:56,083 - AND MY NEPHEW, BRUCE-PATRICK GARNETTI. 246 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:57,851 I'LL NEVER FORGET THE TIME 247 00:11:57,885 --> 00:12:00,053 YOU SAW THAT MOVIE EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT, 248 00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:02,422 BUT YOU DIDN'T THINK IT WAS THAT GOOD. 249 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,892 YOU THOUGHT CERTAIN PARTS WERE A BIT OF A STRETCH. 250 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,493 - THAT'S GARBAGE. EVERYONE LOVES IT. 251 00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:07,995 THEY'RE EATING IT UP AND LAUGHING. 252 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:10,397 - BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN TO FILM SCHOOL. 253 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:12,432 THAT IS VERY IMPRESSIVE TO ME. 254 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:19,206 THERE ARE SO MANY FASCINATING OPINIONS IN THE WORLD, 255 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:23,410 AND I JUST WANT TO HEAR EVERYONE. 256 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:25,846 SO THANK YOU. 257 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,981 THANK YOU ALL. 258 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:37,057 [thunder] 259 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:42,462 - COLTRANE, YOU UP? 260 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,567 - WHAT? 261 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,069 - I CAN'T SLEEP. 262 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,504 I GO HOME TOMORROW. 263 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:53,040 - THEN WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 264 00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:56,543 - WELL, WE'RE AT WAR, MAN. 265 00:12:56,576 --> 00:13:01,348 I HAVEN'T BEEN HOME IN A WHILE, AND I'M WORRIED I WON'T BE 266 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:05,919 ABLE TO ELABORATELY SURPRISE MY FAMILY. 267 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:10,891 - KEN, WHATEVER YOU GOT PLANNED, I'M SURE IT'S GREAT. 268 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,525 - I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT 269 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:16,429 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING PLANNED. 270 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,431 - YOU BETTER TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING RIGHT NOW, BROWN. 271 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,433 YOU GOT A WIFE AND TWO KIDS COUNTING ON YOU. 272 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,069 - I DID THINK MAYBE I COULD, 273 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:26,073 LIKE, WALK UP BEHIND THEM AND JUST SAY, "GUESS WHAT? 274 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:30,510 IT'S ME." 275 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,379 - PATHETIC, BROWN. - I DON'T KNOW. 276 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:33,981 I JUST THOUGHT RETURNING AFTER A YEAR 277 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:37,317 AND A HALF OF SERVING MY COUNTRY WAS ENOUGH. 278 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,586 - I WENT VIRAL AFTER MY FIRST TOUR. 279 00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:40,988 MY FIRST TOUR. 280 00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,622 NOW, THE CHANNEL TWO NEWS GUY, 281 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,592 HE CALLS ME AND ASKS ME WHEN I'M COMING HOME. 282 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:48,095 - REGINALDO ALPHONSY? 283 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:50,097 - THAT'S WHY WE DO WHAT WE DO. 284 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:51,865 THE HITS. 285 00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:54,401 - YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT? 286 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:57,971 YOU THINK I'M NOT TRYING TO SURPRISE MY FAMILY? 287 00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:00,107 YOU DON'T THINK I FEEL THE PRESSURE 288 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,574 TO COME WITH A PERFECT PRANK, 289 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:04,577 SO EVERYBODY CAN WATCH IT ONLINE? 290 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:07,881 I'M A DISGRACE TO MY COUNTRY, I GUESS. 291 00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:12,052 [sobbing] 292 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:14,922 [thunder] 293 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,289 WAIT, HELP ME. 294 00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,591 NO, DON'T LEAVE ME LIKE THIS, MAN. 295 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:22,029 - YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF. - I TOOK A BULLET FOR YOU. 296 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,897 - YEAH, IN THE HAIR. 297 00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:25,565 - YEAH, BUT STILL. 298 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,467 COULD I BE A PART OF YOUR THING? 299 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,635 - NO, MAN. 300 00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:30,203 I DON'T SHARE HITS. 301 00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:32,005 - AWW. 302 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,606 - GOOD NIGHT, BROWN. 303 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,208 - NO! 304 00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:39,246 WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO HARD TO PRANK MY FAMILY? 305 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,014 - YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP THE ENEMY, BROWN. 306 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,216 - OH, NO. 307 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,485 OH, NO. 308 00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:50,390 - HI, I'M PRIVATE KEN BROWN. HERE GOES NOTHING, HUH? 309 00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:51,658 - GONNA MAKE IT WORK, YOU KNOW? 310 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,193 I KNOW YOU'RE A TEENAGER. 311 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,495 I KNOW YOU'RE GOING THROUGH WHATEVER. 312 00:14:55,528 --> 00:15:00,500 - HEY, IT'S, UH, IT'S ME. 313 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:03,270 - HELLO. SHOULD I GET THE VAN? 314 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,672 - YEAH, BUT I MEAN, WERE YOU SURPRISED OR... 315 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,074 - NO, NOT REALLY. 316 00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,175 I WASN'T. - SURPRISE, DAD. 317 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,110 - OH. 318 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:13,046 - JOSH? 319 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,115 OH, MY GOD. 320 00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:16,483 I THINK YOU GOT ME. 321 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:17,717 - HEY, THAT IS HOW IT IS DONE, 322 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,619 BRAWN, YOU CHUMP. 323 00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:24,091 [modem handshake beeping] 324 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:28,996 [laughter] - THAT IS THE TRUTH, BOB. 325 00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:31,031 THE TOWN COUNCIL MEETING IN BURBANK 326 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:33,433 TODAY HAD A VERY INTERESTING DISCOVERY 327 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:37,137 WHEN THEY HAD TO FACE THE TOP... 328 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:39,572 OH, MY GOD. 329 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:43,576 - READ IT. 330 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:46,213 - UM, THERE IS A MAN HERE ON OUR SET TODAY 331 00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:48,648 WITH A GUN WHO WOULD LIKE 332 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:52,085 ME TO READ A PIECE OF PAPER THAT WAS JUST HANDED TO ME. 333 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,120 "IT'S A PRETTY GOOD DAY. 334 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,687 WENT FOR A JOG. 335 00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,389 WIFE AND KIDS PLAYING OUTSIDE. 336 00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:59,059 LIFE DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS. 337 00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:01,728 A CIGAR IS DEFINITELY IN MY FUTURE." 338 00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:09,102 IS THAT IT? 339 00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:10,570 - MM-HMM. 340 00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:14,007 - YOU DON'T HAVE ANY DEMANDS OR ANYTHING? 341 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:16,176 - NO, THAT'S IT. 342 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,677 - THIS IS YOUR MESSAGE? - YEAH. 343 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:20,680 - YOU THINK PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR THAT? 344 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,549 - YEAH. - YOU THINK PEOPLE CARE? 345 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,551 THEY DON'T. 346 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:27,754 YOU'RE SAD AND PATHETIC. 347 00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:29,556 WALK AWAY. 348 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,527 [gun discharges] 349 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,296 [both laughing] 350 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,665 YOU THINK THE WORLD CARES WHAT YOU DO EVERY SINGLE MINUTE 351 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,567 OF THE DAY? [laughter] 352 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,801 - NO, IT'S CRAZY. 353 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,303 - WHAT'D YOU HAVE FOR LUNCH, BOB? 354 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,704 - WELL, TODAY-- - I DON'T CARE. 355 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:47,707 - THAT'S RIGHT. 356 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,609 - IN OTHER NEWS, 357 00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:52,145 BEN HAMISH'S STARWARS ENTERS THEATERS THIS WEEKEND. 358 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,713 - HEY. [whistling] 359 00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,115 - SHH, SHH, SHH. 360 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:04,557 [telephones ringing] - HEY, GUYS. 361 00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:07,094 IT'S TELLING ME THAT SOMEONE'S BEEN BROWSING PORNOGRAPHY 362 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:09,062 DURING THE WORK DAY. 363 00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:11,831 OBVIOUSLY, WE CAN'T HAVE THAT SO JUST DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN. 364 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,067 - THEY CAN TELL THAT? 365 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:17,170 - YEAH, THE SERVER KEEPS A RECORD OF ALL THE TRAFFIC 366 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,638 ON THE NETWORK. 367 00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,540 WAS IT YOU? 368 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:25,145 - NO. - OKAY. 369 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:27,214 - BUT WHAT IF YOU CLEAR YOUR HISTORY? 370 00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:28,781 - THAT'S YOUR LOCAL HISTORY. 371 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:33,186 THE SERVER STILL KEEPS A RECORD. 372 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:36,323 - MR. JAMESON, WHAT ABOUT PRIVATE BROWSING? 373 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:38,258 IN SAFARI, WHEN YOU SELECT "PRIVATE BROWSING," 374 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:39,726 IT SAYS IT WON'T STORE THE PAGES 375 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,861 YOU VISITED OR YOUR SEARCH HISTORY OR ANYTHING, SO... 376 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,364 - WELL, MARTIN, I GUESS WE'D HAVE TO ASK I.T. 377 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:47,600 MY UNDERSTANDING IS THAT THE SERVER KEEPS A RECORD, 378 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,702 SO WAS IT YOU? 379 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,604 - FOR THE PORNO? - YEAH. 380 00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:55,308 - NO. - WONDERFUL. 381 00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:58,645 WE CAN REALLY DRAW SOME ATTENTION TO OURSELVES. 382 00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:01,214 OH, MARTIN, IS THAT THE REPORT? 383 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:04,184 - NO. I WAS JUST WONDERING WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF SOMEONE 384 00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:07,487 WERE TO TAKE THEIR WORK COMPUTER ONTO THEIR HOME NETWORK, 385 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,657 AND THEN LOOK AT SITES LIKE XRATEDSEXTUBE.COM 386 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:11,858 OR HOT2PORNO.COM 387 00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,493 OR--MY FRIEND TOLD ME ABOUT BOOBS.NET 388 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:14,761 WHICH I HAVEN'T LOOKED AT BUT-- 389 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,129 - MARTIN! - YES? 390 00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:18,231 - COULD YOU PLEASE LEAVE US ALONE? 391 00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:20,533 WE HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT MEETING WITH THE INVESTORS TODAY, 392 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:23,403 AND I CAN'T BE DEALING WITH ANY OF THIS, OKAY? 393 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:26,906 NO MORE INTERRUPTIONS, UNDERSTOOD? 394 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,509 UGH. SORRY ABOUT THAT. 395 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:32,712 UM, SO LIKE I WAS SAYING-- [phone rings] 396 00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,414 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 397 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,649 MARTIN, YOU NEED TO LEAVE ME-- - MR. JAMESON, COME QUICK! 398 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,251 MARTIN'S GONNA SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET! 399 00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:39,786 - FOR THE WHOLE BUILDING? 400 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:42,655 - FOR THE WHOLE WORLD! 401 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:47,260 - OH, MY GOD. 402 00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:48,795 - HE'S GOT A HOSTAGE. 403 00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,197 - I NEED BACKUP! 404 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:53,233 GET ME THE DAMN UNITED STATES ARMY, OKAY? 405 00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:55,368 WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE ALL MAKING WEB VIDEOS? 406 00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:56,803 I NEED 'EM HERE NOW! 407 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:59,272 NOW! HEY, BUDDY, YOU CAN'T GO DOWN THERE. 408 00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:00,673 - I'M HIS BOSS. 409 00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:02,742 - OKAY. - MARTIN. 410 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,277 - I'M GONNA DO IT. 411 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:05,945 - MARTIN, DON'T DO THIS. 412 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,815 WHATEVER YOU LOOKED AT, I FORGIVE YOU, OKAY? 413 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,217 LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT IT. 414 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,919 - SO NOW, YOU WANT TO TALK, HUH? TOO LATE. 415 00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:14,687 - I'M SORRY, MARTIN, 416 00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:17,624 BUT THIS INNOCENT MAN HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. 417 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:18,791 - DON'T YOU GET IT? 418 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,827 HE HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT. 419 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:23,696 HE SET THIS WHOLE THING IN MOTION. 420 00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:27,934 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, VINT? 421 00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,736 - WHAT? - TELL HIM. 422 00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,371 - I'M VINTON CERF. 423 00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:32,939 - THE FATHER OF THE INTERNET? 424 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:35,875 - I PUT THIS SWITCH HERE AS AN EMERGENCY MEASURE. 425 00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:38,745 ONE FLIP, AND IT'S ALL GONE. 426 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,947 - I HAVE TO DO IT, MR. JAMESON. 427 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,849 NOBODY CAN KNOW THE ONE TIME 428 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:46,953 I LOOKED AT ONE PHOTO OF A REAL NAKED LADY ON THE INTERNET. 429 00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:49,256 - THAT'S IT? 430 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:50,757 THAT'S NOT A BIG DEAL, MARTIN. 431 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,659 - I LOOKED AT A BUTT TOO. 432 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,927 - IT'S OKAY. EVERYONE LOOKS AT BUTTS. 433 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,796 - WE LOOK AT BUTTS ALL THE TIME. 434 00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:58,931 - YOUR MOM HAS LOOKED AT BUTTS. 435 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:00,333 - NO, SHE DIDN'T. 436 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,868 SHE DIDN'T LOOK AT A BUTT. 437 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:04,304 - SHE WIPED YOUR BUTT WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD AND-- 438 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:05,872 - I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. LISTEN TO ME. 439 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,774 - IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL, MARTIN. 440 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,409 - BYE-BYE, AOL. 441 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,777 - NOT AOL. 442 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,345 - BYE-BYE, INTERNET. 443 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,881 - TRANQ HIM. 444 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,383 - NO. 445 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:19,252 - MARTIN! 446 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:23,423 - BETTER BE SAFE. 447 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:27,026 - WHOA. 448 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,561 YOU SHOT HIM? 449 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,863 - DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE ANY CHANCES. 450 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,432 OKAY, VINTON. COME ON. 451 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:38,037 LET'S GET YOU HOME, BUDDY, SAFE AND SOUND. 452 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,439 - WAIT. 453 00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:40,807 - VINTON! 454 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,709 - WHAT IS HE DOING? 455 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:46,313 - I'VE WANTED TO SAY THIS SINCE 1973. 456 00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:48,315 THE INTERNET WAS A MISTAKE. 457 00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:50,283 I CREATED THIS SWITCH. 458 00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:53,052 AND IT'S MY CHOICE TO USE IT. - OH, NO. 459 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:57,957 - THE LORD GIVETH, AND THE LORD TAKETH-- 460 00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:59,326 - VINT! - NO! 461 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:03,463 [internet powers down] 462 00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:08,067 [birds chirping] 463 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,936 - YEAH! - WE'RE FREE! 464 00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:12,805 all: WE'RE FREE! 465 00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:15,342 WE'RE FREE! 466 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:18,845 [upbeat dance music] 467 00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,413 * 468 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:22,315 - WE'RE FREE! 469 00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:30,289 - WOO-HOO! 470 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,993 - YOU GUYS ARE MY FAVORITE BASTARDS. 471 00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:42,369 - I USED TO THINK YOU WERE A COMPLETE ASSHOLE. 472 00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:43,836 BUT EVER SINCE YOU SHUT DOWN THE NET, 473 00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:46,573 YOU'VE BECOME A PRETTY AWESOME BASTARD. 474 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:50,843 [laughter] 475 00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:53,380 - OH, MY GOD. IT CAN'T BE. 476 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:56,949 - IT IS I, BEN HAMISH, CREATOR OF THOSE STARWARS FILMS. 477 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,551 all: WHOA. 478 00:21:58,585 --> 00:22:01,854 - MAY THE ENERGIES BE WITH YOU ALL, YOU BASTARDS. 479 00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:06,359 BUT AS FOR THE FORCE, KEEP THAT CLOSE BY AS WELL. 480 00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:16,503 - NO, VINT. JUST ENJOY IT. 481 00:22:18,405 --> 00:22:21,474 [gunfire] 482 00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:27,013 [fanfare] 483 00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:32,852 * 484 00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:34,120 - ABSO-LUTELY.