1 00:00:01,235 --> 00:00:02,636 - * JUST ANOTHER DAY 2 00:00:02,670 --> 00:00:06,174 * AN EASY GAME TO PLAY [door closes] 3 00:00:06,207 --> 00:00:09,243 - JULIE, YOU'RE HOME EARLY. 4 00:00:09,277 --> 00:00:12,780 [sad music] 5 00:00:12,813 --> 00:00:16,150 JULIE, WHAT IS IT? WHAT'S--WHAT'S WRONG? 6 00:00:16,184 --> 00:00:18,586 - SAM, I'M PREGNANT. 7 00:00:30,298 --> 00:00:32,133 - WITH WHAT? 8 00:00:32,166 --> 00:00:33,834 - A BABY. 9 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:37,071 - [sighs] 10 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:40,741 - WHOSE IS IT? 11 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:43,244 - YOURS. - MINE? 12 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:46,080 MINE AND-- AND WHO--WHO ELSE? 13 00:00:46,114 --> 00:00:47,781 - MINE. 14 00:00:47,815 --> 00:00:48,816 - IS IT-- 15 00:00:48,849 --> 00:00:51,219 [laughs] 16 00:00:51,252 --> 00:00:53,221 IS IT GONNA GROW? - YES. MM-HMM. 17 00:00:53,254 --> 00:00:55,723 - WOW. WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW. 18 00:00:55,756 --> 00:00:57,625 WOW. 19 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,127 WHAT DOES IT-- 20 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:01,729 WHAT DOES IT DRINK? 21 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:04,698 - UM, BREAST MILK. - FOR THE REST OF ITS LIFE? 22 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:09,137 - NO, JUST FOR A WHILE. - [sighs] 23 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:10,838 [sniffles] 24 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:12,606 DOES IT EAT? 25 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:15,109 - YES, IT EATS FOOD. 26 00:01:15,143 --> 00:01:16,744 - THANK GOD. 27 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:18,579 - WELL, BABY FOOD. 28 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:19,780 - [laughs] 29 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:22,883 ARE YOU KIDDING? GREAT. JUST PERFECT. 30 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:25,886 JUST PERFECT. 31 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,488 DOES IT HAVE A NAME YET? 32 00:01:27,521 --> 00:01:29,657 - NO, NOT YET. - CAN WE NAME IT LIONEL? 33 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:30,691 - PROBABLY NOT. 34 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:35,363 - HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? 35 00:01:35,396 --> 00:01:38,299 - WELL, YOU HAD A NOCTURNAL EMISSION, 36 00:01:38,332 --> 00:01:40,668 AND ME, YOUR GIRLFRIEND, 37 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:42,670 WHO HAS BECOME INCREDIBLY FRUSTRATED 38 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:45,739 AT YOUR LACK OF KNOWLEDGE OF ANYTHING SEXUAL, 39 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:49,877 SAW IT AS THE ONE AND ONLY CHANCE TO HAVE A BABY WITH YOU, 40 00:01:49,910 --> 00:01:52,180 THE MAN THAT I LOVE. 41 00:01:52,213 --> 00:01:53,714 SO I TOOK YOUR DNA-- 42 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:55,849 - MY DEOXYRIBONUCLEIC ACID? 43 00:01:55,883 --> 00:02:00,888 - YES. AND I PUT IT INSIDE OF MYSELF, 44 00:02:00,921 --> 00:02:02,156 IMPREGNATING ME. 45 00:02:02,190 --> 00:02:03,824 - WOW. 46 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:06,260 WELL... 47 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:07,628 I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO RAISE IT. 48 00:02:09,397 --> 00:02:11,665 I'LL TRY MY BEST. I HOPE I DON'T LOSE THE THING. 49 00:02:11,699 --> 00:02:13,734 - YOU WON'T. - I LOVE YOU, HONEY. 50 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:15,336 - * YOU GO BACK AND FORTH 51 00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:18,706 * HEADING FOR THE DOOR 52 00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:20,208 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 53 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:21,309 - THE BABY'S IN THERE. 54 00:02:21,342 --> 00:02:22,843 - I DON'T--I DON'T GET IT. 55 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:24,245 - THE BABY'S IN THERE. 56 00:02:24,278 --> 00:02:25,713 - THE BABY'S IN THERE? - YES. 57 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:27,181 IN MY STOMACH. - NO. 58 00:02:27,215 --> 00:02:28,382 - YEAH. YES. - NO. 59 00:02:28,416 --> 00:02:31,852 NO! NO! 60 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:33,687 AH, SHIT. 61 00:02:33,721 --> 00:02:36,724 [upbeat music] 62 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:43,764 * 63 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:54,542 - YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN SAID A DREAM IS A POWERFUL THING. 64 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:55,676 [chuckles] 65 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:58,379 SO WHEN DID YOU GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAM? 66 00:02:58,412 --> 00:02:59,847 AT WHAT POINT DID YOU START SAYING, 67 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:02,883 "OH, IT'S JUST A DREAM-- IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN"? 68 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:05,719 NO. THIS IS AMERICA, OKAY? 69 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:08,856 SO, IF YOU DREAMED OF BEING AN OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST, 70 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:11,259 WHY ARE YOU WORKING AT A FAST-FOOD JOINT? 71 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:13,261 JUST QUIT. LOBBY THE OLYMPIC COMMITTEE 72 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:15,463 TO MAKE SOMETHING YOU'RE THE BEST AT A SPORT 73 00:03:15,496 --> 00:03:17,931 OR JUST REACH PEAK ATHLETICISM IN AN OLYMPIC YEAR 74 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:20,368 AND WIN THAT GOLD MEDAL. 75 00:03:20,401 --> 00:03:21,969 NOW, MAYBE THAT'S NOT YOUR DREAM. 76 00:03:22,002 --> 00:03:23,571 MAYBE YOUR DREAM IS TO BECOME 77 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:25,439 THE GREATEST HERO IN ALL HISTORY. 78 00:03:25,473 --> 00:03:26,974 [mockingly] "OH, GEE, I DON'T KNOW, DAVE. 79 00:03:27,007 --> 00:03:28,642 THAT'S PRETTY HARD." 80 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:29,910 STOP IT, OKAY? 81 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:31,545 I'VE HEARD ENOUGH. 82 00:03:31,579 --> 00:03:33,347 JUST PUT DOWN THAT SODA, 83 00:03:33,381 --> 00:03:35,849 INVENT A TIME MACHINE, GO BACK IN TIME, 84 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:37,951 AND KILL ADOLF HITLER. 85 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:40,454 BUT, PLEASE, DO IT TODAY. 86 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:42,690 NOW ME, WHAT'S MY DREAM? 87 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,592 [chuckles] WELL, I HAD ONE OF THOSE WEIRD DREAMS 88 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:46,960 WHERE I SHOW UP TO MY THIRD-GRADE CLASS NAKED, 89 00:03:46,994 --> 00:03:49,497 SO THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 90 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:54,802 HEY! 91 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:56,670 [children scream] 92 00:03:56,704 --> 00:03:57,671 [siren wails] 93 00:03:57,705 --> 00:03:59,773 OH! 94 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:10,951 - I COME TO AMERICA IN 1988. 95 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:15,489 WITH MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE, ELSA, AND MY FIVE LITTLE SONS. 96 00:04:15,523 --> 00:04:17,825 IN TIME, WE MAKE TWO MORE. 97 00:04:17,858 --> 00:04:20,461 MY WIFE DIE. 98 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:23,531 I WORK THREE JOBS TO GIVE MY BOYS GOOD HOME, 99 00:04:23,564 --> 00:04:24,865 GOOD EDUCATION. 100 00:04:24,898 --> 00:04:26,800 THEY ARE LIGHT OF MY LIFE. 101 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:28,636 [electronic music] 102 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:30,604 - CALL MY BY MY DJ NAME, DAMN IT. 103 00:04:30,638 --> 00:04:31,972 YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE I'M GONNA GET A BILLBOARD 104 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:33,574 ON THE SUNSET STRIP BEFORE YOU, CHRIS. 105 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,476 - THERE'S NO WAY YOU GET A BILLBOARD BEFORE ME. 106 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:36,844 - HERE, USE THIS. 107 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:38,846 [electronic music] 108 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:40,881 - TIM, YOU BLEW MY TRANSITION! 109 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:42,983 - YEAH? WELL, MIKE WAS TOUCHING MY BUTTON! 110 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:45,686 - MATT, STOP TOUCHING MY FADERS, OKAY? 111 00:04:45,719 --> 00:04:46,987 POPPY? - NOW, BOYS, 112 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:49,657 YOU'RE ALL WONDERFUL DJs. 113 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:51,725 YOU ALL SPIN THE DISCS, 114 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:54,995 ATTEMPTING TO TRANSITION FROM ONE RECORD TO ANOTHER 115 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:59,066 AND CARRY THE BEAT TO A MUSICAL CRESCENDO. 116 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:01,335 - QUIT HOGGING ALL THE BASS. - YOU KEEP MOVING MY LOWS. 117 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:03,937 - DJ PLATTERPUSS, TECHTONIC RAT, 118 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:05,739 STOP WITH THE ARGUMENT. 119 00:05:05,773 --> 00:05:09,577 THERE'S ENOUGH NIGHTCLUBS IN LAS VEGAS FOR BOTH OF YOU. 120 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:12,646 - THANK YOU, DEAR GOD, FOR THIS FAMILY-- 121 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:16,784 MINE SEVEN D.J. SONS WHO BRING ME SUCH JOY. 122 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:20,488 GIVE THEM STRONG EARS, FAR SURPASSING THEIR PEERS. 123 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:23,557 GIVE THEM STRONG WRISTS FOR MIXER KNOB TWISTS. 124 00:05:23,591 --> 00:05:26,727 GIVE THEM THE KNACK TO SELECT THE RIGHT TRACK. 125 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:30,731 BUT PLEASE KEEP THEM HUMBLE WHILE THEY MAKE THE BASS RUMBLE. 126 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:31,899 - STOP! - GET OFF! 127 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:33,667 - BOYS, BOYS, STOP! 128 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:36,737 LOOK, YOU ARE ALL WONDERFUL DJs. 129 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:39,573 YOU WOULD ALL MAKE YOUR MOTHER PROUD. 130 00:05:39,607 --> 00:05:41,675 NOW, THERE'S SOMETHING I MUST TELL YOU. 131 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:43,377 THE DOCTOR-- 132 00:05:43,411 --> 00:05:46,880 HE SAY I HAVE A SPOT ON MY LUNG... 133 00:05:46,914 --> 00:05:48,616 TOO MUCH CIGARS. 134 00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:52,686 I WANTED TO TELL YOU, WITH THE SHORT TIME I HAVE LEFT, 135 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:54,955 I WANT TO BE A DJ TOO. 136 00:05:57,891 --> 00:06:01,562 [electronic music] 137 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,907 - ARE WE THERE? DID WE MAKE IT? 138 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:17,711 - LOOKS LIKE IT. HITLER SHOULD BE SOMEWHERE IN THIS PARK. 139 00:06:17,745 --> 00:06:19,913 - GOT IT. ALL RIGHT. 140 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:23,050 - LET'S TAKE THIS SON OF A BITCH OUT AND CHANGE HISTORY FOREVER. 141 00:06:29,623 --> 00:06:33,126 - I...I CAN'T. 142 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,662 - COME ON, TAKE THE SHOT, MULHERN. 143 00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:36,997 - I CAN'T, OKAY? WE WENT BACK TOO FAR. 144 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:43,904 - IS THAT HIM? 145 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:49,209 WELL, I DON'T CARE HOW OLD HE IS, OKAY? 146 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,945 EXECUTE THE TARGET, AND WE GO BACK TO THE FUTURE AS HEROES. 147 00:06:51,979 --> 00:06:53,514 - I CAN'T DO IT, OKAY? 148 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:55,783 IF YOU WANT TO SHOOT HIM, BE MY GUEST. 149 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:57,685 - ALL RIGHT. FINE. 150 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,955 I'M GONNA DO IT. I'M GONNA KILL THAT CUTE LITTLE BABY 151 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:03,757 AND THAT ADORABLE PUPPY. 152 00:07:03,791 --> 00:07:05,759 DAH! UGH! - WAIT A MINUTE. 153 00:07:05,793 --> 00:07:09,663 I HAVE AN IDEA. WE CAN TRAVEL TO ANY TIME WE WANT, RIGHT? 154 00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:11,098 - YEAH. 155 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:12,800 YEAH! 156 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:13,834 [laughs] 157 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:15,703 [beeping] 158 00:07:17,905 --> 00:07:19,573 - MUCH BETTER. 159 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:22,576 I SEE THE BASTARD NOW. 160 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:26,079 "OFF WIDERHEISEN," MEIN FUHRER. 161 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:29,983 - HEY, HEY. ARE THOSE KIDS TRYING TO MAKE HIM SMOKE? 162 00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:32,219 - YEAH, I THINK SO. 163 00:07:32,252 --> 00:07:35,556 - OH, MY GOD. HE TURNED THEM DOWN. 164 00:07:35,589 --> 00:07:38,058 [both laugh] THAT'S AMAZING. 165 00:07:38,091 --> 00:07:40,093 - THIS IS WEIRD TO SAY, BUT I'M KIND OF PROUD OF HIM. 166 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:42,696 - I AM TOO! [laughs] 167 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:43,897 - WE GOT TO GO FARTHER. 168 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:46,099 - BACK? - NO. INTO THE FUTURE. 169 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:48,702 - HMM. 170 00:07:48,736 --> 00:07:51,171 - COOL. THE TREES HAVE GOTTEN TALLER. 171 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:53,541 WHAT'S UP? CAN YOU SEE HIM? 172 00:07:53,574 --> 00:07:55,876 - NO. TWO JEWISH GUYS ARE IN THE WAY. 173 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:03,083 O.M.G., I THINK WE JUMPED AHEAD TO PROM NIGHT. 174 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:05,018 - WHAT? REALLY? HOW'S HE LOOK? 175 00:08:05,052 --> 00:08:08,656 - VERY HANDSOME. AND HERE COMES HIS DATE NOW. 176 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:12,660 SHE'S A KNOCKOUT. - GORGEOUS! 177 00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:13,961 [both laugh] 178 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:16,063 WAY TO GO, ADOLF. 179 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:17,931 WAIT, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 180 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:19,967 - CUT IT OUT. YOU-- 181 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,769 YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 182 00:08:21,802 --> 00:08:23,737 SHE'S LEAVING HIM ON PROM NIGHT? 183 00:08:23,771 --> 00:08:26,840 - NO! NO, YOU DON'T DO THAT. YOU DON'T DO THAT! 184 00:08:26,874 --> 00:08:28,809 - OH, MY GOD, THIS IS HEARTBREAKING. 185 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:31,078 WE CAN'T ASSASSINATE THE GUY NOW. 186 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:32,212 - THAT REALLY STINKS. 187 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:33,681 ALL RIGHT, NOW THIS SHOULD WORK. 188 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:35,916 LET'S JUST TAKE HIM OUT, ALL RIGHT? 189 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:38,852 - ICH BIN EIN BERLINER! [crowd cheers] 190 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:43,757 - HEY, HE'S REALLY INSPIRING THOSE PEOPLE. 191 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:44,992 - YEAH. 192 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:47,027 MAN, I HAD NO IDEA HE COULD BE SO... 193 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:48,962 EMPOWERING. 194 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:51,198 - ESPECIALLY AFTER ALL WE'VE SEEN HIM GO THROUGH. 195 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:53,533 - [shouting] [crowd cheers] 196 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:57,170 - HEY, MAN, WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE? 197 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,940 - UM, WHO ARE THOSE GUYS? 198 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:01,842 - THEY MUST HAVE SENT MORE SOLDIERS BACK 199 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,143 TO GET THE JOB DONE. 200 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:06,279 - OH, NO, YOU DON'T. 201 00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:09,049 - OH-HO-HO-HO! 202 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:10,918 [laughs] OH! 203 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:13,020 NICE. 204 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,888 - SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? 205 00:09:14,922 --> 00:09:17,124 WE'LL TAKE ADOLF OUT SOME OTHER TIME? 206 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:19,126 - YEAH. YEAH, DEFINITELY. WE HAVE TO, THOUGH. 207 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:20,928 - I KNOW. WE WILL. - OKAY. 208 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:23,731 [computer beeps] 209 00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:34,207 - OH, STOSH, ALWAYS WITH YOUR HEAD IN THE CLOUDS. 210 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:37,177 WHAT ARE YOU DREAMING ABOUT ANYWAY? 211 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:41,882 - I DREAM ABOUT GOING TO AMERICA. 212 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:45,118 * IT'S BEEN MY DREAM 213 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:47,154 * FOR A LONG, LONG WHILE 214 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:51,191 * TO PUMP UP THE CROWD WITH MY DJ STYLE * 215 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:55,729 * I'D HAVE LASER BEAMS TO WOW THEM ALL * 216 00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:58,799 * BUT HERE IN POLAND 217 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:03,070 * THERE'S NO FOG MACHINES AT ALL * 218 00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:07,808 * BUT all: * BUT? 219 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:09,209 * IN AMERICA, ALL THE RECORDS SPIN * 220 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:11,278 * AND THE TURNTABLES COME IN PAIRS * 221 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:13,313 * IN AMERICA, ALL THE DJs WIN * 222 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:15,048 * THEY'RE ON BILLBOARDS EVERYWHERE * 223 00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:16,817 * THEY'RE ON BILLBOARDS EVERYWHERE * 224 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:22,222 - * THEY'RE ON BILLBOARDS EVERY... * 225 00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:24,324 - * DANCE NOW, EVERYBODY 226 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:26,359 - * WHERE 227 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:27,928 all: * BILLBOARDS EVERYWHERE 228 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:31,031 * HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY... 229 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,900 - IS IT READY, POPPY? 230 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:34,067 - WHAT YOU DOING? 231 00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:35,368 YOU SHOULD BE PRACTICING THE D.J. 232 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:38,338 GO PRACTICE WITH YOUR BROTHERS. 233 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:41,374 SPIN THE DISCS! SPIN THE DISCS! 234 00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:49,249 [indistinct chatter] 235 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:51,384 - SLOWINSKI WITH THE WINDUP. 236 00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:57,791 - WAY TO GO, BUTT-MUNCH. - WHAT? 237 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:08,936 [ethereal music] 238 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,341 - PETE, WHAT ARE YOU DO-- - SHH! 239 00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:18,946 - WHAT IS THAT, PETE? 240 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:21,181 [backfires, engine sputters] 241 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:23,884 - A DRIVING SAUCER. 242 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:30,057 - DRIVING SAUCERS, U.D.O.s-- 243 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:33,727 THEY'VE LONG BEEN THE SUBJECT OF HOLLYWOOD SCIENCE FICTION. 244 00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:36,429 BUT WHAT IF IT'S ALSO SCIENCE FACT? 245 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:39,132 - I WAS COMING HOME LATE AT NIGHT, 246 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:43,036 AND A BRIGHT OBJECT PULLED UP ALONGSIDE OF ME, 247 00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:45,973 AND IT WAS SHAPED LIKE A-- LIKE A DISC. 248 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,908 AND IT FLEW-- FLEW DOWN THE ROAD. 249 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:50,143 - NOW, YOU SAY IT FLEW? 250 00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:51,444 - NO, I'M SORRY. I MISSPOKE. IT DROVE. 251 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:54,147 IT DROVE REAL FAST DOWN THE ROAD. 252 00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:56,049 - IN THE LAST 50 YEARS, 253 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:59,219 WE'VE EXPERIENCED AN INCREASE IN THESE STRANGE ENCOUNTERS. 254 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,321 - I SEEN IT. IT WAS IN A PARKING GARAGE, 255 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:03,056 AND IT DROVE UP ONE LEVEL, 256 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,491 AND THEN WENT UP TO A SECOND LEVEL. 257 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:06,426 AND THEN WHEN IT GOT UP TO THE TOP, 258 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:10,831 IT DROVE RIGHT BACK DOWN AND OUT ONTO THE STREET. 259 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:14,134 - UNFORTUNATELY, U.D.O.s REMAIN A SUBJECT 260 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,169 BRUSHED OFF BY THE AUTHORITIES. 261 00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:18,271 - OH, YEAH, THEY'RE A HUGE PROBLEM. 262 00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:20,073 TOP OF MY LIST, RIGHT AFTER BIGFOOT, 263 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:22,309 SASQUATCH, AND THE NORTHEASTERN YETI. 264 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:24,311 [indistinct chatter on police radio] 265 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,246 - EXPERTS BELIEVE THAT SAUCER ACTIVITY 266 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:27,981 IS BEING KEPT HIDDEN 267 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:30,951 BY SOME OF AMERICA'S MOST POWERFUL ORGANIZATIONS. 268 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:34,054 - BYE! - BYE! THANKS FOR EVERYTHING! 269 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,256 - WE'LL MISS YOU! BYE! 270 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:44,097 - WHILE MANY OF US WILL EXPERIENCE THE WONDER 271 00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:46,399 OF DRIVING SAUCERS ON THE SILVER SCREEN, 272 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:49,202 THEY REMAIN A MYSTERY TO US ALL. 273 00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:54,107 IT IS UP TO EACH OF US TO SEARCH FOR THE TRUTH. 274 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,154 - NICE MOVES, LIONEL. 275 00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:08,488 - THANKS, DAD. 276 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:11,358 HEY, DAD, I'VE BEEN WONDERING SOMETHING. 277 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,960 - YEAH, WHAT IS IT, SONNY? 278 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:15,062 - WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM? 279 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,897 - WOW. 280 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:21,234 WELL, SON, I GUESS YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW NOW. 281 00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:23,470 WHEN A MAN AND A WOMAN LIKE EACH OTHER, 282 00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:26,306 SOMETIMES THE WOMAN WILL SPEND A LOT OF TIME WITH THE MAN. 283 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,175 THEN ONE NIGHT WHEN THE MAN'S ASLEEP, 284 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,978 DREAMING ABOUT TWO GIRLS IN BIKINIS RIDING BY IN A BOAT, 285 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,313 THAT'S WHEN YOU WILL HAVE A NOCTURNAL EMISSION, 286 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:36,016 AND THE WOMAN WILL SCOOP UP SOME OF YOUR DNA-- 287 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:39,052 - MY DEOXYRIBONUCLEIC ACID? - [chuckles] THAT'S RIGHT. 288 00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:41,889 AND SHE'LL PLACE IT INSIDE OF HERSELF, CREATING A BABY. 289 00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,523 THAT'S HOW YOU WERE BORN AND HOW I GOT HERE. 290 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:47,060 THE CYCLE OF BIRTH AND DEATH-- YOU KNOW, THE HOOP OF EXISTENCE. 291 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:48,996 THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT ALL WORTH LIVING, MY BOY. 292 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,530 - THANKS, DAD. 293 00:13:56,569 --> 00:14:00,207 [insects chirping, owl hooting] 294 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,142 - [slurping] 295 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,444 [rooster crows] 296 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:11,351 LIONEL? LIONEL? 297 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,453 OH, SHIT, I LOST HIM. 298 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,234 - [gasps] 299 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:28,969 - ALIVE! - DEFROSTED! 300 00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,104 - HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN FROZEN? - 40 YEARS, SIR. 301 00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:33,073 - 40 YEARS I'VE BEEN FROZEN? 302 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:35,475 NO TIME FOR THAT. 303 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,146 IT'S ALL SO DIFFERENT. - WHAT IS, SIR? 304 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,914 - LOOK. 305 00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:43,683 THE TREES-- THEY'RE SO MUCH TALLER. 306 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,919 WELL, LOOK AT THIS ONE. HA HA! 307 00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:48,055 - YEAH. - THEY'RE ALL MUCH BIGGER. 308 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:51,224 LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT ONE. AND THAT ONE. MAMA MIA. 309 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,293 - SIR, LOOK, THIS IS A SMARTPHONE. IT CAN GO-- 310 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:54,561 - YEAH, IT'S LIKE A SMALL COMPUTER. 311 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:56,296 CAN IT MEASURE THE GROWTH OF TREES? 312 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,031 - I CAN FIND OUT. - FIND OUT. 313 00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:01,068 [upbeat funky music] 314 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:04,938 * 315 00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:06,639 [knock at door] 316 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,276 - HI. - IS THAT MY RAIF? 317 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:10,944 - YES, RIGHT THERE. - OH! 318 00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:12,279 - HELEN, MY WIFE! 319 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:14,081 - FATHER, IS THAT REALLY YOU? 320 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,983 - YES, IT'S ME. 321 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,250 - I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 322 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:19,319 - I DON'T BELIEVE IT EITHER. [laughs] 323 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:23,090 HA HA! IT'S GROWN! 324 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:24,257 [laughs] 325 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:25,993 I CAN BARELY WRAP MY ARMS AROUND IT. 326 00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,427 - I'VE GOTTEN BIGGER TOO, FATHER. 327 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:31,031 WANT TO SEE IF YOU CAN WRAP YOUR ARMS AROUND ME? 328 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,001 HE'S BACK. 329 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,402 - LOOK AT THE SIZE OF IT. 330 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,204 WHY, SHE'S GROWN! 331 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:38,405 MARK IT DOWN! IT'S 78 INCHES! 332 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,373 - GOT IT, FATHER. 333 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,109 - OH! YOU'VE GROWN. 334 00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:45,045 I CAN'T MEASURE IT. WE NEED A BETTER MEASURING TOOL. 335 00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:48,448 EACH MARK IS 15 INCHES LONG. MARK IT DOWN. 336 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:50,517 - GOT IT, FATHER. 337 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:53,020 - THIS BRANCH HAS GROWN 2 FEET SINCE I WAS HERE LAST. 338 00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:55,022 - WAS HE LIKE THIS BEFORE HE WAS FROZEN? 339 00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,423 - NOT QUITE. 340 00:15:56,456 --> 00:16:00,393 - SEVEN SPRIGS AT 9 INCHES. MARK IT DOWN! 341 00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:01,761 - STOP. 342 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,630 - WE HAVE 120 UP TO HERE. 343 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,498 MARK THAT DOWN! - I GOT IT, DAD. 344 00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:08,468 - TELL ME SOMETHING, RAIF. 345 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:13,106 WHY ARE YOU CONSUMED BY THE TREES AND THEIR GROWTH? 346 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,574 - YOU KNOW, I'VE WONDERED THAT MYSELF-- 347 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:17,044 WHY I ONLY CARE ABOUT TREES. 348 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,645 AND I HAVE AN ANSWER. 349 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:21,414 YOU SEE, WHEN YOU'RE ALIVE, TREES BARELY GROW. 350 00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:22,782 JUST AN INCH OR TWO A YEAR. 351 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,518 BUT WHEN YOU'VE BEEN FROZEN FOR 40 YEARS, 352 00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:27,687 THEN YOU REALLY NOTICE HOW MUCH YOUR TREES HAVE GROWN. 353 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,356 NOW, I'M GONNA NEED MORE LADDERS, 354 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,491 AND I'M GONNA NEED MORE RULERS, MEASURING DEVICES, 355 00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:35,628 BECAUSE I WANT TO MEASURE EVERY SINGLE ONE! 356 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:39,232 - COULD YOU MAYBE REFREEZE HIM? 357 00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:40,433 - IT COULD KILL HIM. 358 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:43,170 - THIS ONE'S GROWN SINCE WE TALKED! 359 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,537 - RIGHT IN THERE, DAD. - YOU THINK THEY'LL BE 360 00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,373 EVEN TALLER WHEN I COME OUT? 361 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:47,674 - RAISE THE HEART RATE, DR. JAMES. 362 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,376 - YEAH, IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 363 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,311 - MWAH. [sighs] 364 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,545 WATCH THE TREES WHILE I'M GONE. 365 00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:53,546 - OH, I WILL. - TAKE NOTES. 366 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,182 - THERE'S A LOT OF TREES 367 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,150 WHERE YOU'RE GOING. [monitors beep] 368 00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,152 [flatline] 369 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,421 - HE'S DEAD. 370 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:04,224 both: [whispering] IT WORKED. 371 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:11,398 - HEROIN HAS RUINED MY LIFE, 372 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:15,168 BUT I'M DETERMINED, AND I'M DEDICATED, 373 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:17,404 AND--AND--AND THAT'S WHY I'M HERE-- 374 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:20,140 TO GET CLEAN. 375 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:22,575 [applause] 376 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,415 q- MY NAME'S DARBY. 377 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:32,352 I TRIED HEROIN FOR THE FIRST TIME A COUPLE YEARS AGO. 378 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:36,089 I STARTED USING A LITTLE MORE AND A LITTLE MORE. 379 00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:37,590 AND SOON, ALL I CARED ABOUT 380 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:40,493 WAS WHERE MY NEXT HIT WAS COMING FROM. 381 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:43,363 AND THEN ONE DAY... 382 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:46,133 I STOPPED. 383 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:51,538 - YOU JUST STOPPED? 384 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,873 - YEAH, I JUST STOPPED. 385 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:57,444 - WELL--WELL, HOW'D YOU DO IT? 386 00:17:57,477 --> 00:18:02,382 - I JUST DECIDED NOT TO DO IT ANYMORE. 387 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,584 - YEAH! - YEAH, HEY! 388 00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,486 [applause] - YOU SHOULD BE MORE LIKE HIM. 389 00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,155 WE ALL SHOULD BE. 390 00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:11,224 - WELL, IT CAN BE HARD TO STAY CLEAN, BUT-- 391 00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:15,328 - MM, NAH. I ALREADY STOPPED. THAT ONE DAY, REMEMBER? 392 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:17,264 LATER. 393 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,177 [rumbling, soil falling] 394 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,732 - [breathing heavily] 395 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,268 [gunshot] 396 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,370 - OOH! HUH? WHAT THE-- 397 00:18:57,404 --> 00:19:00,440 - IT JUST DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT TO LET HIM KILL HIMSELF, YOU KNOW? 398 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:01,474 - [gasps] 399 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:03,410 WHAT THE HECK? 400 00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,278 - HEY, I GOT AN IDEA. 401 00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:08,648 WHAT IF WE GO BACK, TAKE BABY HITLER TO THE FUTURE, 402 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,317 AND RAISE HIM? 403 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:11,651 - WHAT? NO, THAT'S-- 404 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:15,588 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. RAISE HIM OURSELVES... 405 00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,557 AND RAISE HIM RIGHT. 406 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:20,193 - [chuckles] YEAH. 407 00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:23,663 YEAH. [computer beeps] 408 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,437 - BOYS, POPPY'S HOME. 409 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:33,273 SEVEN DJs, I HAVE YOUR GIFTS. 410 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:36,543 USB CABLES, FADER KNOBS. 411 00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:38,311 [indistinct chatter] [gasps] 412 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:39,812 [chatter stops] 413 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:43,216 - WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR COOL-GUY D.J. THREADS? 414 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,618 - WELL, WE'RE ACTUALLY NOT BEING DJs ANYMORE. 415 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,387 WE JUST STOPPED. 416 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:51,291 - BEING A DJ ISN'T SOMETHING YOU JUST STOP. 417 00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,526 IT'S SOMETHING THAT YOU ARE. 418 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:54,994 IT'S IN YOUR DNA. 419 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,463 - MY DEOXYRIBONUCLEIC-- 420 00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:57,764 - WE WERE VERY COMMITTED TO OUR CRAFT. 421 00:19:57,797 --> 00:20:00,267 WE BOUGHT IN FULLY TO THE WHOLE LIFESTYLE. 422 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:03,336 AND THEN TODAY, WE JUST GAVE IT UP. 423 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,005 OH! 424 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:09,609 - I'M NOT HAPPY. I'M NOT A HAPPY PAPPY. 425 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,344 - POPPY, WE'RE VERY SUCCESSFUL. 426 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,446 - [shouts in native language] SHUT UP! 427 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:16,316 I GIVE EVERYTHING FOR YOU TO BE DJs. 428 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,518 I MAKE YOU THE GOLUMPKI 429 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:21,754 SO YOU CAN MAKE THE BASS DRUM KICK LIKE A DONKEY. 430 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,556 I MAKE YOU THE SAUERKRAUT 431 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:26,626 SO THAT YOU CAN MAKE THE CROWD SHOUT. 432 00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,761 I MAKE YOU THE BEETS 433 00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:32,432 SO THAT YOU WILL MAKE BEATS. 434 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:34,667 - AND WE APPRECIATE IT, POPPY, 435 00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:36,369 BUT THAT'S YOUR DREAM. 436 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:38,905 AND WE WANT YOU TO HAVE IT. 437 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:41,308 - WE GOT YOU A GIFT. - SHOW IT TO HIM. 438 00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:46,579 - WE WANT YOU TO HAVE OUR GIGS. 439 00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:49,916 - ME, EMCEE? 440 00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:51,651 [sobs] 441 00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,853 - HE LIKES IT. 442 00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:57,056 [crowd cheers] - DON'T WORRY, PARTY PEOPLE. 443 00:20:57,089 --> 00:21:00,327 TONIGHT YOU'RE IN THE ABLE HANDS OF MY DAD, 444 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,395 D.J. POLLOCKTAPUS. 445 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:03,596 HIT IT, PAPPY. 446 00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,965 - YEAH! 447 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,634 [music blares through headphones] 448 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,702 [screams] 449 00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:11,971 I-I SORRY. I SORRY. 450 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,540 - USE THE SPEAKERS NOT THE HEADPHONES. 451 00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,842 - AAH! - PUT THE FOG DOWN. 452 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,545 - THE SNOW MACHINE IS NOT HELPING. 453 00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:19,946 - WE'RE PROUD OF YOU, DAD. - GOOD JOB, DAD. 454 00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:22,782 - WE LOVE YOU, DADDY. - WE LOVE YOU, DAD. 455 00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:32,359 [jazzy music] 456 00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:34,561 * 457 00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:36,896 - OH! 458 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:38,898 HI. [laughs] 459 00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,667 - [exhales sharply] 460 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:41,868 [both giggle] 461 00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:44,571 WELL, SLAP MY FACE AND CALL ME LIONEL. 462 00:21:45,672 --> 00:21:47,374 WHOA. 463 00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:50,543 WHOA! WHOA! 464 00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:51,678 OH! 465 00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:54,447 WHAT--WHAT HAPPENED? 466 00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:58,685 - YOU HAD A DREAM, SAMMY, A VERY SPECIAL DREAM. 467 00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:01,521 I THINK WE MIGHT BE HAVING ANOTHER BABY SOON. 468 00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:03,456 - ANOTHER LIONEL? 469 00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:11,931 THE HOOP OF EXISTENCE. 470 00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:16,736 - HOOP OF EXISTENCE! 471 00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:19,606 [traditional African music] 472 00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:22,942 * 473 00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:26,979 - * IT'S THE HOOP 474 00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:31,684 * IT'S THE HOOP OF EXISTENCE *