1 00:00:02,413 --> 00:00:04,548 - LIVE FROM TELEVISION STUDIOS IN THE SHOW BUSINESS 2 00:00:04,648 --> 00:00:06,317 CAPITAL OF THE WORLD, 3 00:00:06,417 --> 00:00:09,353 ALL YOUR FAVORITES ARE BACK. 4 00:00:40,351 --> 00:00:42,519 A NEW WHISTLE FROM... 5 00:00:44,288 --> 00:00:47,023 YES, ALL YOUR FAVORITES ARE BACK, 6 00:00:47,124 --> 00:00:48,392 WITH... 7 00:00:56,533 --> 00:00:58,502 FEATURING... 8 00:01:06,109 --> 00:01:08,078 ALL YOUR FAVORITES ARE BACK. 9 00:01:08,179 --> 00:01:09,446 SUCH AS... 10 00:01:11,382 --> 00:01:13,150 A NATURE FILM FROM... 11 00:01:27,331 --> 00:01:29,600 PALLY ST. FRANCIS, 12 00:01:29,700 --> 00:01:32,068 THE CELEBRITY CHEF, 13 00:01:32,169 --> 00:01:33,904 CLOWN, 14 00:01:34,004 --> 00:01:35,572 BEVERLY CHALICE. 15 00:01:35,672 --> 00:01:37,474 - SEEMS KIND OF LIKE A LOT OF ACTS. 16 00:01:37,574 --> 00:01:40,043 - YEAH, I FEEL LIKE THIS SHOW IS OVERBOOKED. 17 00:01:40,143 --> 00:01:41,278 - IT'S GREAT. 18 00:01:41,378 --> 00:01:43,079 IT'S GONNA GO GREAT. 19 00:01:43,180 --> 00:01:44,448 - SO THE NAME OF THE SHOW 20 00:01:44,548 --> 00:01:45,682 IS ALL YOUR FAVORITES ARE BACK? 21 00:01:45,782 --> 00:01:47,384 - YEAH. 22 00:01:47,484 --> 00:01:49,386 IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. IT'S A BIG SHOW. 23 00:01:49,486 --> 00:01:51,955 - I JUST HOPE WE DON'T GET LOST IN THE MIX. 24 00:01:52,055 --> 00:01:53,190 - YEAH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, JEFF. 25 00:01:53,290 --> 00:01:55,692 YOU'RE GONNA DO GREAT. BIG SHOW. 26 00:01:55,792 --> 00:01:57,160 - ANOTHER PRANK CALL TO... 27 00:02:08,171 --> 00:02:09,139 ATHENACIOUS ACAPOULOS. 28 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:10,674 - [laughs] 29 00:02:10,774 --> 00:02:12,476 - CHASH BROWER. 30 00:02:17,614 --> 00:02:18,915 AND ME... 31 00:02:20,217 --> 00:02:21,151 - SOUNDS LIKE SHOWTIME. 32 00:02:21,252 --> 00:02:22,686 [laughter] 33 00:02:22,786 --> 00:02:27,057 - AND OTHERS, SUCH AS ROD SCHNEIDERLANDER. 34 00:02:27,157 --> 00:02:28,292 - [sighs] - LITTLE PETER. 35 00:02:28,392 --> 00:02:29,626 - FOLKS, YOU EVER START TO THINK 36 00:02:29,726 --> 00:02:31,362 THAT MAYBE THE DAY YOU'RE HAVIN' 37 00:02:31,462 --> 00:02:34,064 IS JUST GONNA END UP BEING JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS? 38 00:02:34,164 --> 00:02:35,599 - UGH. 39 00:02:50,581 --> 00:02:53,650 - AND FINALLY, A STORY THAT WILL WARM YOUR HEART. 40 00:02:53,750 --> 00:02:56,653 LOCAL KID JARED MACINTIRE IS NORMAL IN EVERY WAY, 41 00:02:56,753 --> 00:02:58,188 EXCEPT ONE. 42 00:02:58,289 --> 00:02:59,990 HE'S AUTISTIC. 43 00:03:00,090 --> 00:03:01,091 AS THE STUDENT ASSISTANT 44 00:03:01,191 --> 00:03:02,493 FOR JOHNSON HIGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL TEAM, 45 00:03:02,593 --> 00:03:05,061 HE CAME TO EVERY PRACTICE 46 00:03:05,161 --> 00:03:06,763 AND SUITED UP FOR EVERY GAME 47 00:03:06,863 --> 00:03:08,131 BUT NEVER LEFT THE BENCH. 48 00:03:08,231 --> 00:03:09,366 - GET A TOWEL. 49 00:03:09,466 --> 00:03:10,934 - ALL THAT CHANGED, HOWEVER, 50 00:03:11,034 --> 00:03:14,204 IN THE FINAL MOMENTS AGAINST RIVALS LIBERTY HIGH, 51 00:03:14,305 --> 00:03:15,439 WHEN COACH GRANGER 52 00:03:15,539 --> 00:03:18,742 SIGNALED JARED TO GET IN THE GAME. 53 00:03:18,842 --> 00:03:20,611 - OH, JARED HAS A LOT OF HEART, YOU KNOW? 54 00:03:20,711 --> 00:03:22,346 WE WERE DOWN BY A BUNCH OF POINTS WITH, LIKE, 55 00:03:22,446 --> 00:03:24,481 THREE MINUTES LEFT, SO I FIGURED, 56 00:03:24,581 --> 00:03:27,484 "WHAT THE HECK? GIVE THE KID A SHOT." 57 00:03:27,584 --> 00:03:30,754 - WHAT HAPPENED NEXT SHOCKED EVERYONE. 58 00:03:30,854 --> 00:03:32,188 ON HIS FIRST PLAY IN, 59 00:03:32,289 --> 00:03:34,124 JARED HIT A PERFECT THREE-POINTER, 60 00:03:34,224 --> 00:03:36,393 AND THE CROWD WENT CRAZY. 61 00:03:36,493 --> 00:03:38,061 BUT JARED WASN'T DONE. 62 00:03:38,161 --> 00:03:39,563 IN THE NEXT TWO MINUTES, 63 00:03:39,663 --> 00:03:41,465 HE FOLLOWED THAT UP WITH A SECOND THREE-POINTER... 64 00:03:41,565 --> 00:03:43,133 [cheers and applause] 65 00:03:43,233 --> 00:03:44,267 SUNK TWO FREE THROWS 66 00:03:44,368 --> 00:03:46,437 AND THEN MADE EIGHT MORE THREE-POINTERS. 67 00:03:46,537 --> 00:03:49,673 [cheers and applause] 68 00:03:51,174 --> 00:03:53,109 [cheers and applause] 69 00:03:53,209 --> 00:03:56,079 HE EVEN ATTEMPTED A SLAM DUNK, 70 00:03:56,179 --> 00:03:57,247 WHICH HE MADE... 71 00:03:57,348 --> 00:03:58,715 - WHAT THE HELL? GOD DAMN IT. 72 00:03:58,815 --> 00:04:01,151 - LEADING HIS TEAM TO A CRUSHING 37-POINT VICTORY. 73 00:04:01,251 --> 00:04:02,185 [buzzer sounds] 74 00:04:02,285 --> 00:04:05,989 [cheers and applause] 75 00:04:06,089 --> 00:04:08,224 - I JUST DID WHAT I THOUGHT WAS RIGHT, YOU KNOW? 76 00:04:08,325 --> 00:04:09,526 THE KID DESERVED A CHANCE. 77 00:04:09,626 --> 00:04:12,095 I MEAN, FORGET HOW THE GAME TURNED OUT. 78 00:04:12,195 --> 00:04:14,097 HE INSPIRED EVERYONE. 79 00:04:14,197 --> 00:04:15,566 - HE HAD AUTISM? 80 00:04:15,666 --> 00:04:18,101 WELL, HOW DO WE GET SOME OF THAT FOR MY PLAYERS? 81 00:04:18,201 --> 00:04:20,471 HE CRUSHED US. HE CRUSHED OUR SPIRITS. 82 00:04:20,571 --> 00:04:21,638 YOU LET THE KID HAVE HIS MOMENT. 83 00:04:21,738 --> 00:04:23,640 NOW GET HIM-- GET HIM OUT. 84 00:04:23,740 --> 00:04:25,308 PUT HIM IN THE LOCKER ROOM. 85 00:04:25,409 --> 00:04:27,210 LET HIM DO THE LAUNDRY OR WHATEVER HE DOES. 86 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:28,645 - YEAH, EVERYBODY LOVES JARED. 87 00:04:28,745 --> 00:04:30,313 IT'S GREAT TO SEE HIM MAKE THOSE SHOTS. 88 00:04:30,414 --> 00:04:32,749 "WHY DOESN'T HE PLAY MORE?" 89 00:04:34,785 --> 00:04:36,687 - JARED GRADUATES THIS YEAR, 90 00:04:36,787 --> 00:04:38,555 AND A ROVING COLLEGE RECRUITER 91 00:04:38,655 --> 00:04:40,256 WAS SHOWN TAPES OF HIM AT WORK. 92 00:04:40,357 --> 00:04:42,025 WE ASKED ABOUT THE SUPER KID'S CHANCES 93 00:04:42,125 --> 00:04:44,828 OF PLAYING COLLEGE BALL, AND HE HAD THIS TO SAY. 94 00:04:44,928 --> 00:04:47,564 - WELL, JARED'S GOT A BIG HEART. A TON OF HEART. 95 00:04:47,664 --> 00:04:49,332 AND HE HITS EVERY SINGLE THREE-POINTER CLEAN. 96 00:04:49,433 --> 00:04:50,634 IT'S INSANE. 97 00:04:50,734 --> 00:04:52,135 BUT, UH, NO. 98 00:04:52,235 --> 00:04:54,137 NO. HE CAN'T PLAY COLLEGE BALL. 99 00:04:54,237 --> 00:04:55,372 I MEAN, BECAUSE OF THE AUTISM. 100 00:04:55,472 --> 00:04:57,107 HE COULDN'T HANDLE THE COURSE LOAD. 101 00:04:57,207 --> 00:04:58,742 - BUT JARED GETS STRAIGHT "A"s, 102 00:04:58,842 --> 00:05:00,711 AND HE'S IN A.P. MATH AND SCIENCE. 103 00:05:00,811 --> 00:05:04,581 - WELL-- WELL, THERE YOU GO. 104 00:05:04,681 --> 00:05:06,683 - I DON'T KNOW, I-- JUST WHEN HE JOINED THE TEAM, 105 00:05:06,783 --> 00:05:09,653 I WAS TOLD THAT HE WAS AUTISTIC, 106 00:05:09,753 --> 00:05:11,855 SO I GUESS I THOUGHT THAT 107 00:05:11,955 --> 00:05:14,858 I SHOULDN'T-- 108 00:05:14,958 --> 00:05:16,192 I DON'T KNOW. 109 00:05:16,292 --> 00:05:17,794 I JUST THOUGHT HE WAS SPECIAL, 110 00:05:17,894 --> 00:05:21,598 SO I SHOULD LET HIM PLAY LESS... 111 00:05:21,698 --> 00:05:24,468 OR MAYBE I SHOULD LET HIM PLAY MORE. 112 00:05:24,568 --> 00:05:27,504 I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. 113 00:05:27,604 --> 00:05:31,341 I'M A SUBSTITUTE, UM, COACH. 114 00:05:31,442 --> 00:05:34,511 - SO LET'S HEAR IT FOR LOCAL 7'S KID OF THE WEEK, 115 00:05:34,611 --> 00:05:37,748 SUBSTITUTE COACH GRANGER. 116 00:05:39,550 --> 00:05:42,686 [all screaming] 117 00:05:45,422 --> 00:05:47,624 - * HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON * 118 00:05:47,724 --> 00:05:49,993 * WE'RE COMIN' TO BE WITH YOU * 119 00:05:50,093 --> 00:05:52,328 * HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON * 120 00:05:52,429 --> 00:05:54,731 * WE'VE GOT A LOT TO LOSE 121 00:05:54,831 --> 00:05:56,833 * TAKE US AWAY ON A MAGICAL TRIP * 122 00:05:56,933 --> 00:05:59,402 * WE'RE READY TO SING AND PLAY * 123 00:05:59,503 --> 00:06:01,505 * TAKE US AWAY ON A COLORFUL JOURNEY * 124 00:06:01,605 --> 00:06:03,774 * WE'VE BEEN WAITIN' AROUND ALL DAY * 125 00:06:03,874 --> 00:06:06,309 * WE WANT TO START A BRAND-NEW DAY * 126 00:06:06,409 --> 00:06:08,712 * AND THAT'S JUST WHAT YOU DID 127 00:06:08,812 --> 00:06:10,614 * SOMETHING BIG IS HAPPENING 128 00:06:10,714 --> 00:06:13,016 * WE'D LIKE TO BE INCLUDED 129 00:06:13,116 --> 00:06:15,018 * LET'S GO AWAY AND WE'LL NEVER COME BACK * 130 00:06:15,118 --> 00:06:17,688 * IT'S THE SCENE THAT CAN'T BE BEAT * 131 00:06:17,788 --> 00:06:19,723 * SO ALL ABOARD THE MAGIC TRAIN * 132 00:06:19,823 --> 00:06:21,958 * PLEASE SAVE US A SEAT 133 00:06:22,058 --> 00:06:24,595 * HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON * 134 00:06:24,695 --> 00:06:26,597 * WE'RE COMING TO BE WITH YOU * 135 00:06:26,697 --> 00:06:28,732 * WE CAN'T KEEP UP, DON'T START WITHOUT US * 136 00:06:28,832 --> 00:06:31,301 * WE WANT TO JOIN THE SHOW 137 00:06:31,401 --> 00:06:33,504 * WE'RE ALL ALONE, WHERE'D YOU GO? * 138 00:06:33,604 --> 00:06:36,807 * WE WISH YOU'D LEFT A NOTE 139 00:06:36,907 --> 00:06:39,242 * OH, WELL, OH, WELL, OH, WELL, OH, WELL * 140 00:06:39,342 --> 00:06:41,411 * WE JUST DON'T KNOW THE WAY 141 00:06:41,512 --> 00:06:43,714 * OH, WELL, OH, WELL, OH, WELL, OH, WELL * 142 00:06:43,814 --> 00:06:45,916 * TODAY WON'T BE THE DAY 143 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:57,594 - SINKY SAILOR. 144 00:06:57,694 --> 00:06:59,295 ZEEK THE ZOOKEEPER. 145 00:06:59,395 --> 00:07:00,263 - [laughs] 146 00:07:00,363 --> 00:07:01,498 - ZUZU AND ZOEY. 147 00:07:01,598 --> 00:07:03,600 - HEY, AT LEAST THEY'RE ON THE "Z"s. 148 00:07:03,700 --> 00:07:04,568 MUST BE ALMOST DONE. 149 00:07:04,668 --> 00:07:05,669 - ZEUS ZENOBIA. 150 00:07:05,769 --> 00:07:08,705 - IT'S NOT ALPHABETICAL. 151 00:07:08,805 --> 00:07:10,607 YOU GOT A LITTLE TOO MUCH PEPPER IN YOUR STEP. 152 00:07:10,707 --> 00:07:11,608 COME ON, CALM DOWN. 153 00:07:11,708 --> 00:07:13,376 IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. 154 00:07:13,476 --> 00:07:15,245 - ANOTHER PERFORMANCE FROM... 155 00:07:20,517 --> 00:07:21,918 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DENNY. 156 00:07:22,018 --> 00:07:23,587 DID YOU GET EVERYTHING YOU WANTED? 157 00:07:23,687 --> 00:07:25,355 - SURE DID, MOM. 158 00:07:25,455 --> 00:07:27,357 - WELL, THERE'S ONE MORE SURPRISE. 159 00:07:27,457 --> 00:07:30,426 NO BIRTHDAY WOULD BE COMPLETE WITHOUT A VISIT FROM WOOSH! 160 00:07:30,527 --> 00:07:31,962 - WOOSH! 161 00:07:32,062 --> 00:07:34,030 [all clapping] 162 00:07:36,066 --> 00:07:37,801 * HELLO, I'M WOOSH 163 00:07:37,901 --> 00:07:39,469 * AND I CAME DOWN FROM SPACE 164 00:07:39,570 --> 00:07:40,804 * I TRAVELED FOR MILES 165 00:07:40,904 --> 00:07:42,806 * TO PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE * 166 00:07:42,906 --> 00:07:45,942 * YO, DENNY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY 167 00:07:46,042 --> 00:07:47,844 * YOU'RE COOL 168 00:07:47,944 --> 00:07:51,347 * MY HOME IS MARS AND THE TRIP IS LONG * 169 00:07:51,447 --> 00:07:53,016 * BUT IT'S WORTH IT TO SING YOU * 170 00:07:53,116 --> 00:07:54,585 * THIS BIRTHDAY SONG 171 00:07:54,685 --> 00:07:57,921 * YO, DENNY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY 172 00:07:58,021 --> 00:08:00,256 * YOU'RE COOL 173 00:08:00,356 --> 00:08:01,524 - THAT WAS AWESOME. 174 00:08:01,625 --> 00:08:02,693 [all clapping] 175 00:08:02,793 --> 00:08:04,327 - BYE. BYE, EVERYONE. 176 00:08:04,427 --> 00:08:06,663 - CAN'T YOU STAY FOR A PIECE OF CAKE? 177 00:08:06,763 --> 00:08:08,799 - I-I WISH I COULD, DENNY, 178 00:08:08,899 --> 00:08:11,267 BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF OTHER BIRTHDAYS 179 00:08:11,367 --> 00:08:12,669 I NEED TO GET TO. 180 00:08:12,769 --> 00:08:13,970 - OKAY, THANKS, WOOSH. 181 00:08:14,070 --> 00:08:15,005 BUH-BYE. 182 00:08:15,105 --> 00:08:16,239 - BYE. 183 00:08:23,079 --> 00:08:25,849 * BLURP-BLARP-BLEEP AND A HAPPY BIRTHDAY * 184 00:08:25,949 --> 00:08:29,019 * YO, MARISSA, HAPPY BIRTHDAY 185 00:08:29,119 --> 00:08:31,622 * YOU'RE COOL 186 00:08:31,722 --> 00:08:34,424 * NEVER TOO OLD TO CELEBRATE IN SPACE * 187 00:08:34,524 --> 00:08:37,628 * YO, ANGUS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY * 188 00:08:37,728 --> 00:08:39,730 * YOU'RE COOL 189 00:08:39,830 --> 00:08:41,431 * MY NAME'S WOOSH 190 00:08:41,531 --> 00:08:43,399 * AND I'M HERE TO SAY 191 00:08:43,499 --> 00:08:44,567 * YO, CHRIS 192 00:08:44,668 --> 00:08:46,469 * HAPPY BIRTHDAY 193 00:08:46,569 --> 00:08:48,071 * YOU'RE COOL 194 00:08:48,171 --> 00:08:50,774 * MY NAME'S WOOSH AND I'M HERE TO SAY * 195 00:08:50,874 --> 00:08:54,444 * YO, TONY--YO, JESS-- YO, DAN--YO, CARL-- * 196 00:08:54,544 --> 00:08:57,714 * YO, DEBBIE--YO, DANIELLE-- YO, NEIL--DYLAN--SHARINE-- * 197 00:08:57,814 --> 00:09:00,050 * ARMIN--ANDY--PARIS-- JORGE--JAMAL-- * 198 00:09:00,150 --> 00:09:02,418 * EDDIE--AARON--CHAZ-- AARON--PAT-- * 199 00:09:02,518 --> 00:09:05,055 * YO, ARLO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY * 200 00:09:05,155 --> 00:09:06,823 * YOU'RE COOL 201 00:09:06,923 --> 00:09:09,059 * COOL--COOL--COOL--COOL-- COOL--COOL--COOL--COOL * 202 00:09:09,159 --> 00:09:12,128 * C-C-C-C-C-COOL 203 00:09:26,509 --> 00:09:29,345 [sobbing] 204 00:09:35,418 --> 00:09:39,990 * HELLO, I'M WOOSH, AND I LIVE HERE IN SPACE * 205 00:09:40,090 --> 00:09:45,628 * BUT I'M ALL ALONE, TEARS STREAMIN' DOWN MY FACE * 206 00:09:45,729 --> 00:09:49,800 * HEY, WOOSH, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY * 207 00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:53,937 * AND YOU'RE ALONE 208 00:09:54,037 --> 00:09:57,007 * AGAIN 209 00:09:58,008 --> 00:10:01,477 [crying] 210 00:10:01,577 --> 00:10:04,380 [garbled wailing] 211 00:10:12,823 --> 00:10:13,824 - IT'S A BIG SHOW. 212 00:10:13,924 --> 00:10:15,158 I GOT A LOT OF CLIENTS ON IT. 213 00:10:15,258 --> 00:10:17,894 MOST OF THEM HAVE RIDERS IN THEIR CONTRACTS. 214 00:10:17,994 --> 00:10:19,629 THAT'S THINGS THAT THEY WANT BACKSTAGE 215 00:10:19,730 --> 00:10:20,897 WAITING FOR THEM. 216 00:10:20,997 --> 00:10:22,766 CHASH BROWER ASKED FOR CANDIED SHRIMP. 217 00:10:22,866 --> 00:10:24,735 THAT WAS AN EASY GET. WE'RE IN KOREATOWN. 218 00:10:24,835 --> 00:10:28,171 ALVIN LIGHTHEART ASKED FOR... 219 00:10:28,271 --> 00:10:30,173 COLLAR DUST. 220 00:10:30,273 --> 00:10:33,744 THAT'S DUST THAT YOU PUT ON YOUR COLLAR, YOU KNOW, TO-- 221 00:10:33,844 --> 00:10:35,846 I'M NOT SURE WHAT IT DOES. 222 00:10:35,946 --> 00:10:38,048 YOU KNOW, INTERESTING FACT, 223 00:10:38,148 --> 00:10:41,584 RICHARD TRICK-CARD'S REAL NAME IS RICHARD TRICKARD. 224 00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:43,219 THERE'S NO HYPHEN, SO... 225 00:10:43,319 --> 00:10:46,122 D'GALTER WALF WANTED, UM, 226 00:10:46,222 --> 00:10:47,157 - MASCULINE MOM. 227 00:10:47,257 --> 00:10:48,759 - NIBLETS. 228 00:10:48,859 --> 00:10:49,760 - DUCKY POWELL. 229 00:10:49,860 --> 00:10:52,395 - CORN NIBLETS. 230 00:10:52,495 --> 00:10:57,133 DOUG "ALOHA" MAKANA ASKED FOR ASSORTED CONDOMS. 231 00:10:57,233 --> 00:11:00,170 UH, NOPE. 232 00:11:00,270 --> 00:11:01,805 M&Ms. 233 00:11:01,905 --> 00:11:04,440 PORKER LEVANCE WANTED FINANCIAL COMPENSATION. 234 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:05,876 - DISCO DAN. 235 00:11:05,976 --> 00:11:06,977 - PRETTY STANDARD STUFF, I'D SAY. 236 00:11:12,482 --> 00:11:14,851 - THERE'S A SAYING, "YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR." 237 00:11:14,951 --> 00:11:16,519 BUT HERE AT MARTY'S, 238 00:11:16,619 --> 00:11:19,322 WE ASK THAT YOU PAY FOR WHAT YOU GET. 239 00:11:19,422 --> 00:11:21,825 I'M MARTY WALTERS, AND MY FAMILY RESTAURANT 240 00:11:21,925 --> 00:11:23,860 HAS BEEN AROUND FOR GENERATIONS. 241 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:25,561 ONE THING HAS NEVER CHANGED: 242 00:11:25,661 --> 00:11:27,463 GREAT MEALS AT A GREAT PRICE. 243 00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:30,500 BUT YOU THE PRICE TO GET THE MEAL. 244 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:32,502 TRY OUR NEW BARBECUE PORK RIBS-- 245 00:11:32,602 --> 00:11:34,670 IT'LL COST YOU $12.99, THOUGH-- 246 00:11:34,771 --> 00:11:36,206 OR OUR SAVORY SURF AND TURF, BUT 247 00:11:36,306 --> 00:11:37,908 ONLY IF YOU HAVE ABOUT 20 BUCKS ON YOU. 248 00:11:38,008 --> 00:11:39,642 IF YOU ONLY HAVE $10, 249 00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:40,911 YOU CAN'T HAVE THE SURF AND TURF. 250 00:11:41,011 --> 00:11:42,512 YOU'RE ONLY HALFWAY THERE. 251 00:11:42,612 --> 00:11:44,280 ENJOY YOUR MEAL, FOLKS? - YEAH. 252 00:11:44,380 --> 00:11:46,182 - AND DID YOU MANAGE TO PAY FOR IT OKAY? 253 00:11:46,282 --> 00:11:47,517 - UH, YEAH. 254 00:11:47,617 --> 00:11:48,852 - FANTASTIC. 255 00:11:48,952 --> 00:11:49,986 SO COME ON DOWN TO MARTY'S. 256 00:11:50,086 --> 00:11:52,022 BE COGNIZANT OF SALES TAX AND TIP. 257 00:11:52,122 --> 00:11:53,990 - OFF ROUTE 3 IN LACONIA, NEW HAMPSHIRE. 258 00:11:56,092 --> 00:11:58,929 - MATTER REDUCTION IS A DELICATE PROCESS. 259 00:11:59,029 --> 00:12:02,799 EVERY ANSWER SCIENCE PROVIDES YIELDS NEW QUESTIONS. 260 00:12:02,899 --> 00:12:04,500 WHAT DRIVES US? 261 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:05,836 COMPETITION? 262 00:12:05,936 --> 00:12:09,039 AN ALPHA DESIRE TO WAVE THE BIGGEST STICK? 263 00:12:09,139 --> 00:12:10,506 - YOUR MACHINE BETTER WORK. 264 00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:12,008 IT'S COST ME A FORTUNE. 265 00:12:12,108 --> 00:12:13,709 - FEAR NOT, SIR BIRMINGHAM. 266 00:12:13,810 --> 00:12:15,178 TONIGHT, WE MAKE HISTORY. 267 00:12:15,278 --> 00:12:17,280 [laughs] 268 00:12:21,617 --> 00:12:22,986 - AH, SIR BIRMINGHAM. 269 00:12:23,086 --> 00:12:27,223 I PRESENT TO YOU THE WORLD'S FIRST SHRINK RAY. 270 00:12:27,323 --> 00:12:28,892 - EXCELLENT. 271 00:12:28,992 --> 00:12:30,560 THE FIRST TEST SUBJECT WILL BE THIS-- 272 00:12:30,660 --> 00:12:33,096 - WILL BE ME. 273 00:12:33,196 --> 00:12:35,932 THE FIRST TEST SUBJECT WILL BE ME. 274 00:12:36,032 --> 00:12:38,268 NOW, DON'T QUIVER WITH FEAR. 275 00:12:38,368 --> 00:12:41,504 I HAVE COMPLETE FAITH IN SCIENCE, AND THIS WILL WORK. 276 00:12:57,087 --> 00:12:59,856 - DAMN IT! IT DOESN'T WORK! 277 00:12:59,956 --> 00:13:00,823 - WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 278 00:13:00,924 --> 00:13:02,926 IT DID WORK. 279 00:13:03,026 --> 00:13:04,794 IT SHRUNK MY DICK. 280 00:13:04,895 --> 00:13:05,828 [laughing] 281 00:13:05,929 --> 00:13:06,829 - WHAT? 282 00:13:06,930 --> 00:13:08,164 - IT WORKS. 283 00:13:08,264 --> 00:13:09,799 FASCINATING. 284 00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:11,902 [laughing] 285 00:13:13,870 --> 00:13:16,206 - IT'S BEEN SHRUNK TO ALMOST NOTHING. 286 00:13:16,306 --> 00:13:17,908 IT WORKS! 287 00:13:18,008 --> 00:13:20,143 BIRMINGHAM, COME SEE WHAT PROGRESS LOOKS LIKE. 288 00:13:22,979 --> 00:13:26,182 - IT IS UNBELIEVABLY TINY. 289 00:13:26,282 --> 00:13:27,583 - YES. 290 00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:28,818 SO MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, EH? 291 00:13:28,919 --> 00:13:30,320 - HOLD ON. 292 00:13:30,420 --> 00:13:32,755 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT JUST SCARED OR COLD? 293 00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,057 - NO. 294 00:13:34,157 --> 00:13:35,258 NO, I'M NOT JUST SCARED OR COLD. 295 00:13:35,358 --> 00:13:36,659 IT WORKS. 296 00:13:36,759 --> 00:13:38,328 LOOK, WE'LL DO THE FICUS PLANT. 297 00:13:38,428 --> 00:13:39,930 LOGAN! 298 00:13:48,804 --> 00:13:49,705 - DAMN IT ALL! 299 00:13:49,805 --> 00:13:50,706 SEE? NOTHING. 300 00:13:50,806 --> 00:13:51,707 - WAIT. 301 00:13:51,807 --> 00:13:53,176 NOT NOTHING. 302 00:13:53,276 --> 00:13:54,344 SOMETHING. 303 00:13:54,444 --> 00:13:55,311 MY DICK! 304 00:13:55,411 --> 00:13:57,347 IT'S BEEN SHRUNK! 305 00:13:57,447 --> 00:13:58,748 - WHAT? 306 00:13:58,848 --> 00:14:00,716 - AND MINE AS WELL. 307 00:14:00,816 --> 00:14:01,851 - WAIT, WHAT? 308 00:14:01,952 --> 00:14:03,753 - MY DICK, IT'S BEEN SHRUNK. 309 00:14:03,853 --> 00:14:04,955 - BUT YOU WEREN'T STANDING ANYWHERE NEAR 310 00:14:05,055 --> 00:14:06,656 THE TARGET AREA. 311 00:14:06,756 --> 00:14:07,823 - YES, BUT LOOK FOR YOURSELF. 312 00:14:07,924 --> 00:14:08,824 [laughs] 313 00:14:08,925 --> 00:14:10,393 GO AHEAD. 314 00:14:16,066 --> 00:14:17,633 - IS THAT IT THERE? 315 00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:19,369 - YES. 316 00:14:24,140 --> 00:14:26,109 - HOLD ON, EVERYONE. 317 00:14:26,209 --> 00:14:29,012 I SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE. 318 00:14:29,112 --> 00:14:31,381 YOUR DICKS WERE ALL SMALL TO BEGIN WITH, 319 00:14:31,481 --> 00:14:33,916 AND THIS IS ALL JUST AN ELABORATE RUSE TO SWINDLE ME 320 00:14:34,017 --> 00:14:35,818 OUT OF MY FUNDING MONEY. 321 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:36,852 - WHAT? 322 00:14:36,953 --> 00:14:37,853 - NO, I ASSURE YOU, 323 00:14:37,954 --> 00:14:39,722 I HAD A--A BIG DICK BEFORE. 324 00:14:39,822 --> 00:14:40,856 ALMOST TOO BIG. 325 00:14:40,957 --> 00:14:41,891 [laughs] 326 00:14:41,992 --> 00:14:43,159 - I DON'T BUY IT! 327 00:14:43,259 --> 00:14:44,827 YOU'RE ALL SMALL-DICKED CRIMINALS, 328 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,696 AND I'LL SEE TO IT THAT YOU NEVER WORK AGAIN! 329 00:14:46,796 --> 00:14:48,364 [energy crackles] 330 00:14:48,464 --> 00:14:50,200 - THERE, NOW YOUR DICK'S SHRUNK TOO 331 00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:52,202 AND YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE US. 332 00:14:52,302 --> 00:14:55,238 - IT ISN'T SHRUNK AT ALL. 333 00:14:55,338 --> 00:14:57,207 THIS SHRINK RAY DOESN'T WORK. 334 00:14:57,307 --> 00:14:58,975 MY DICK'S THE SAME SIZE IT'S ALWAYS BEEN. 335 00:14:59,075 --> 00:15:01,677 - OH, REALLY? 336 00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:04,080 IT DIDN'T SHRINK YOUR DICK? 337 00:15:04,180 --> 00:15:06,082 - LOOKS PRETTY SMALL TO ME. 338 00:15:06,182 --> 00:15:07,783 WHAT DO YOU SAY, LOGAN? 339 00:15:07,883 --> 00:15:09,419 - YEAH, IF THAT WAS JUST A REGULAR DICK 340 00:15:09,519 --> 00:15:11,421 THAT HADN'T BEEN HIT BY A SHRINK RAY, 341 00:15:11,521 --> 00:15:13,389 I'D SAY IT WAS EMBARRASSINGLY SMALL. 342 00:15:13,489 --> 00:15:14,890 - [laughs] YES. 343 00:15:14,991 --> 00:15:16,892 - UH... 344 00:15:16,993 --> 00:15:18,428 IT WORKS! 345 00:15:18,528 --> 00:15:19,429 - AH. 346 00:15:19,529 --> 00:15:20,430 - IT WORKS! 347 00:15:20,530 --> 00:15:21,797 - YAY! 348 00:15:21,897 --> 00:15:23,033 - HEY! 349 00:15:23,133 --> 00:15:24,234 - THE SHRINK RAY WORKS... 350 00:15:24,334 --> 00:15:25,901 - YES IT DOES. - AFTER ALL. 351 00:15:26,002 --> 00:15:27,170 - HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON? 352 00:15:27,270 --> 00:15:28,238 DOES THE SHRINK RAY WORK? 353 00:15:28,338 --> 00:15:29,672 all: YES! 354 00:15:29,772 --> 00:15:30,906 - GREAT. CAN I SEE THE RESULTS? 355 00:15:31,007 --> 00:15:32,142 all: NO! 356 00:15:32,242 --> 00:15:32,942 - WHY? 'CAUSE I'M A WOMAN? 357 00:15:33,043 --> 00:15:34,910 all: YES! 358 00:15:35,011 --> 00:15:36,312 - ARE YOU GUYS JUST PRETENDING IT WORKS 359 00:15:36,412 --> 00:15:37,780 'CAUSE YOU ALL HAVE SMALL DICKS? 360 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,949 all: YES. 361 00:15:40,050 --> 00:15:42,118 - GUYS, SIZE DOESN'T MATTER. 362 00:15:42,218 --> 00:15:45,055 PERSONALITY IS WAY MORE IMPOR-- 363 00:15:50,926 --> 00:15:52,495 CONGRATULATIONS. 364 00:15:52,595 --> 00:15:53,996 YOU GUYS DID IT. 365 00:15:54,097 --> 00:15:56,766 all: YAY. [cork pops] 366 00:16:03,973 --> 00:16:04,874 - MMM. 367 00:16:04,974 --> 00:16:05,908 WHAT A NICE MEAL, HUH? 368 00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:06,876 YOU GUYS READY TO GO? 369 00:16:06,976 --> 00:16:08,711 - MM-HMM. - YEP. 370 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,315 - HEY, FOLKS. 371 00:16:12,415 --> 00:16:13,816 - HI. 372 00:16:13,916 --> 00:16:15,418 - HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR MEALS TODAY. 373 00:16:15,518 --> 00:16:17,387 THE CASHIER'S RIGHT OVER THERE BY THE FRONT DOOR. 374 00:16:17,487 --> 00:16:20,290 YOU CAN PAY WITH CASH, CHECK, DEBIT, 375 00:16:20,390 --> 00:16:22,658 AND ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS. 376 00:16:22,758 --> 00:16:24,094 - OH, WE WERE GONNA USE THIS GIFT CERTIFICATE 377 00:16:24,194 --> 00:16:25,295 WE GOT FROM OUR NEIGHBORS. 378 00:16:25,395 --> 00:16:28,131 - WHOA, A $50 GIFT CARD. 379 00:16:28,231 --> 00:16:30,766 THIS IS WORTH $50 AT THE REGISTER. 380 00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:32,168 - RIGHT. 381 00:16:32,268 --> 00:16:33,803 - BUT THE PRICE OF THE FOOD CAN'T EXCEED 382 00:16:33,903 --> 00:16:35,037 THE VALUE OF THE GIFT CERTIFICATE. 383 00:16:35,138 --> 00:16:36,906 - OKAY. 384 00:16:37,006 --> 00:16:38,108 - YOU CAN PAY THE DIFFERENCE 385 00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:40,042 WITH CASH, CHECK, DEBIT, OR CREDIT. 386 00:16:40,143 --> 00:16:42,044 - OKAY, I'LL PUT THE REST ON MY DEBIT CARD. 387 00:16:42,145 --> 00:16:43,846 - FANTASTIC. 388 00:16:43,946 --> 00:16:45,681 HEY, LITTLE FELLA. 389 00:16:45,781 --> 00:16:48,851 ONE DAY, YOU'LL BE PAYING FOR MEALS OF YOUR OWN. 390 00:16:48,951 --> 00:16:52,322 HERE, HAVE A MINT. 391 00:16:52,422 --> 00:16:54,190 THEY'RE FREE AT THE COUNTER. 392 00:16:54,290 --> 00:16:57,127 I HAVE TO TRUST THAT PEOPLE WILL ONLY TAKE ONE OR TWO. 393 00:16:57,227 --> 00:16:59,595 BUT I WILL ADMIT, IT BURNS ME SOMETIMES 394 00:16:59,695 --> 00:17:01,397 WHEN I SEE SOME FATTY TAKING A HANDFUL 395 00:17:01,497 --> 00:17:04,100 FOR HIS TIGHT, LITTLE POCKETS. 396 00:17:13,176 --> 00:17:14,777 - DUFFER MCMULLIGAN. 397 00:17:19,182 --> 00:17:21,184 DOCTOR DORK. 398 00:17:21,284 --> 00:17:23,219 PRIVATE LONGHAIR. 399 00:17:23,319 --> 00:17:24,920 - ALL RIGHT. IT'S A BIG SHOW, HUH? 400 00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:26,256 [laughter] 401 00:17:26,356 --> 00:17:27,290 - YOU GUYS GO ON IN A MINUTE. 402 00:17:27,390 --> 00:17:29,292 - THE ANGRY PROCTOLOGIST. 403 00:17:29,392 --> 00:17:32,228 AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 404 00:17:32,328 --> 00:17:34,864 PLEASE WELCOME OUR SPECIAL GUESTS, 405 00:17:34,964 --> 00:17:37,099 THE BIRTHDAY BOYS, 406 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,602 FEATURING MIKE HANFORD, 407 00:17:39,702 --> 00:17:41,103 TIM KALPAKIS, 408 00:17:41,204 --> 00:17:42,972 JEFF DUTTON, 409 00:17:43,072 --> 00:17:44,240 MIKE MITCHELL, 410 00:17:44,340 --> 00:17:46,576 CHRIS VANARTSDALEN, 411 00:17:46,676 --> 00:17:48,110 MATT KOWALICK, 412 00:17:48,211 --> 00:17:50,146 DAVE FERGUSON, 413 00:17:50,246 --> 00:17:53,449 MARK HAMPTON, 414 00:17:53,549 --> 00:17:55,951 MICK FRANKLIN, 415 00:17:56,051 --> 00:17:57,153 FRIP HANFORDALEN. 416 00:17:57,253 --> 00:17:58,788 - WHAT THE HECK? 417 00:17:58,888 --> 00:18:00,590 - WHEN'D WE GET SO MANY GODDAMN GUYS IN OUR GROUP? 418 00:18:00,690 --> 00:18:02,992 - MITCH KOWALMITCH, 419 00:18:03,092 --> 00:18:05,127 TOM VANDALEMAN, 420 00:18:05,228 --> 00:18:06,996 JAVE FERGFAKIS, 421 00:18:07,096 --> 00:18:08,831 VRIM KALPAKZIPS, 422 00:18:08,931 --> 00:18:10,233 JEFFERIM HANCHELL, 423 00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:12,835 CHIM CHALCHAPKIS. 424 00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:20,109 DIRK JOHNSON, 425 00:18:20,210 --> 00:18:21,611 DUTTS VAN DUTTS, 426 00:18:21,711 --> 00:18:24,146 FERGUSONTON VAN MITCH, 427 00:18:24,247 --> 00:18:25,981 MIKE HANFORDINI, 428 00:18:26,081 --> 00:18:28,017 CHEECH KOWALKIS, 429 00:18:28,117 --> 00:18:30,653 DAVETOPHER MICID JR., 430 00:18:30,753 --> 00:18:33,323 MIKE MIKE. 431 00:18:38,961 --> 00:18:41,063 - WE'RE COMIN' RIGHT DOWN TO THE WIRE ON THIS ONE. 432 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:42,665 WE'RE LOSIN' REVENUE BY THE MINUTE, DAMN IT. 433 00:18:42,765 --> 00:18:44,234 - OH, THE F.T.C. IS GONNA BE ON OUR ASS. 434 00:18:44,334 --> 00:18:45,635 - GOT TO LOCK IT IN NOW 435 00:18:45,735 --> 00:18:47,303 OR WE'RE GONNA LOSE OUR INTEREST RATES. 436 00:18:47,403 --> 00:18:49,372 - NO, NO, NO! GOD DAMN! 437 00:18:49,472 --> 00:18:50,873 ANOTHER QUARTER IN THE RED. 438 00:18:50,973 --> 00:18:52,308 WE NEED A MIRACLE. 439 00:18:52,408 --> 00:18:54,544 GOT ANYTHING, MERTZ? 440 00:18:54,644 --> 00:18:56,312 - I MIGHT. 441 00:18:56,412 --> 00:18:58,548 I'VE BEEN LOOKING OVER THE QUARTERLY EARNINGS GOAL, 442 00:18:58,648 --> 00:19:01,016 AND IT'S PRETTY CLEAR WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT. 443 00:19:01,116 --> 00:19:04,387 BUT THERE IS ONE SLIVER OF GOOD NEWS. 444 00:19:04,487 --> 00:19:07,357 THERE'S A PRETTY GOOD CHANCE THAT THERE'S NO AFTERLIFE. 445 00:19:07,457 --> 00:19:10,326 WHEN WE DIE, EACH OF US WILL JUST CEASE TO EXIST. 446 00:19:10,426 --> 00:19:12,194 WE'LL JUST STOP. 447 00:19:12,295 --> 00:19:14,330 AND WE'LL NEVER SEE OUR FRIENDS OR FAMILIES 448 00:19:14,430 --> 00:19:16,932 OR LOVED ONES EVER AGAIN. 449 00:19:17,032 --> 00:19:19,635 THEY'LL BE GONE, AND WE'LL BE GONE IN A BLACK ABYSS. 450 00:19:19,735 --> 00:19:22,538 WITH THAT IN MIND, I'VE BEEN CRUNCHING THE NUMBERS 451 00:19:22,638 --> 00:19:24,340 ON THE QUARTERLY EARNINGS GOAL, 452 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,175 AND IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE THIS IS SOMETHING 453 00:19:26,276 --> 00:19:29,612 WE SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT. 454 00:19:29,712 --> 00:19:32,181 - WELL, WELL, WELL. NOT BAD AT ALL. 455 00:19:32,282 --> 00:19:34,183 all: WHOO! 456 00:19:34,284 --> 00:19:35,551 - [laughs] 457 00:19:35,651 --> 00:19:37,920 YOU LIKE THAT? 458 00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:40,956 [laughter] 459 00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:42,258 - NO WORRIES. 460 00:19:42,358 --> 00:19:43,393 TELL HIM IT'S NO BIGGIE, OKAY? 461 00:19:43,493 --> 00:19:44,594 TALK TO YOU LATER, BUD. 462 00:19:44,694 --> 00:19:47,597 [laughing] 463 00:19:47,697 --> 00:19:48,598 YEAH. 464 00:19:48,698 --> 00:19:50,700 - SLAM DUNK. OH! 465 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,134 [all cheering] 466 00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:54,304 - WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON? 467 00:19:54,404 --> 00:19:56,306 YOU SONS OF BITCHES MISSED THE DEADLINE. 468 00:19:56,406 --> 00:19:57,740 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THAT'LL MEAN 469 00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,575 TO THE INVESTORS? 470 00:19:59,675 --> 00:20:02,512 - UM, MERTZ? 471 00:20:02,612 --> 00:20:06,316 - UH, WELL, WE JUST FIGURED 472 00:20:06,416 --> 00:20:10,085 THAT THERE'S NO AFTERLIFE. 473 00:20:10,185 --> 00:20:11,587 - WELL, ALL RIGHT. 474 00:20:11,687 --> 00:20:13,989 [all cheering] 475 00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:16,125 - I'LL GO TELL THE INVESTORS. 476 00:20:16,225 --> 00:20:18,027 [all cheering] 477 00:20:18,127 --> 00:20:19,194 - YEAH! 478 00:20:19,295 --> 00:20:20,363 - NO AFTERLIFE! 479 00:20:20,463 --> 00:20:22,298 [party horn blows] 480 00:20:22,398 --> 00:20:25,368 [all singing conga line song] 481 00:20:27,737 --> 00:20:30,473 - AND SO THE RELIEVED BUSINESSMEN WHILED AWAY 482 00:20:30,573 --> 00:20:32,207 THE REST OF THEIR DAYS 483 00:20:32,308 --> 00:20:34,209 FREE FROM THE WEIGHT OF THEIR WORRIES. 484 00:20:34,310 --> 00:20:37,212 EVENTUALLY, THEIR CORPORATION WENT BANKRUPT, 485 00:20:37,313 --> 00:20:38,648 AND WHEN THEY DIED, 486 00:20:38,748 --> 00:20:42,151 THEY DID INDEED CEASE TO EXIST. 487 00:20:42,251 --> 00:20:45,154 [festive music] 488 00:20:45,254 --> 00:20:53,028 * 489 00:21:13,182 --> 00:21:14,617 - ARTS VANPAKIS. 490 00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:19,355 CHRISTON DAVE MATTS, 491 00:21:19,455 --> 00:21:21,757 JACK FERGALICK. 492 00:21:21,857 --> 00:21:23,626 - I MEAN, WITH ALL THESE GUYS IN THIS GROUP, 493 00:21:23,726 --> 00:21:25,027 IS ANYONE EVEN GONNA NOTICE US? 494 00:21:25,127 --> 00:21:26,462 WHAT'S THE POINT? 495 00:21:26,562 --> 00:21:28,030 - YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE? 496 00:21:28,130 --> 00:21:29,064 - YEAH, LET'S GO. 497 00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:31,066 - HARRISON MITCHDALEN. 498 00:21:32,668 --> 00:21:34,470 - AND SO THE BIRTHDAY BOYS 499 00:21:34,570 --> 00:21:37,339 WENT ON TO GREAT FAME AND FORTUNE. 500 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:38,508 WELL, NOT THESE ONES-- 501 00:21:38,608 --> 00:21:40,843 THE OTHER 82 GOOF ONES. 502 00:21:40,943 --> 00:21:43,513 THE ORIGINAL SEVEN HERE LEFT THE STUDIO 503 00:21:43,613 --> 00:21:45,347 AND QUIT SHOW BUSINESS. 504 00:21:45,448 --> 00:21:48,718 THEY EVENTUALLY DIED AND CEASED TO EXIST. 505 00:21:48,818 --> 00:21:52,321 MIKE HANFORD BECAME A PILE OF ASHES. 506 00:21:52,422 --> 00:21:55,090 DAVE FERGUSON NO LONGER LIVES. 507 00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:59,595 TIM KALPAKIS IS JUST BONES. 508 00:21:59,695 --> 00:22:03,633 THE BELOVED MITCH KOWALMITCH HAS TRAGICALLY PASSED. 509 00:22:03,733 --> 00:22:07,403 CHIM CHALCHAPKIS LIVES ON IN OUR MEMORY. 510 00:22:07,503 --> 00:22:10,039 MARK HAMPTON IS IN OUR HEARTS. 511 00:22:10,139 --> 00:22:12,742 WHENEVER THE WIND BLOWS THROUGH THE AUTUMN LEAVES, 512 00:22:12,842 --> 00:22:14,744 HE IS WITH YOU. 513 00:22:14,844 --> 00:22:16,278 AND ME... 514 00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:18,280 I'M MORGMAN FREEMONT, 515 00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:20,850 AND I'M DOIN' JUST FINE. 516 00:22:32,227 --> 00:22:33,863 - ABSOLUTELY.