1 00:00:02,413 --> 00:00:05,048 - THEY CALL IT "CRAFT BEER" FOR A REASON. 2 00:00:05,149 --> 00:00:06,450 I MEAN, WE'RE CRAFTSMEN. 3 00:00:06,550 --> 00:00:08,485 WE WORK WITH OUR HANDS. WE TOUCH OUR INGREDIENTS. 4 00:00:08,585 --> 00:00:10,754 WE TASTE OUR WORK. 5 00:00:10,854 --> 00:00:12,323 I'M ARTHUR PINKUS, BREWMASTER 6 00:00:12,423 --> 00:00:15,226 MY BROTHERS AND I FOUNDED 7 BROTHERS BREWERY. 7 00:00:15,326 --> 00:00:16,260 - TIME TO DO IT? ALL RIGHT. 8 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:17,461 HERE WE GO. LET'S DO IT. 9 00:00:17,561 --> 00:00:18,595 ONE, TWO, THREE. 10 00:00:24,535 --> 00:00:25,902 WE'RE ARTISANS. 11 00:00:26,002 --> 00:00:27,538 WE'RE NOT AFRAID TO ROLL UP OUR SLEEVES. 12 00:00:27,638 --> 00:00:29,039 AND WHEN A NEW BATCH COMES OFF THE LINE, 13 00:00:29,140 --> 00:00:31,542 I LIKE TO COME DOWN AND EXPERIENCE IT. 14 00:00:31,642 --> 00:00:35,312 SMELL IT, TASTE IT. 15 00:00:35,412 --> 00:00:38,582 AND IF MY HEAD HAPPENS TO DIP IN A VAT OR TWO, 16 00:00:38,682 --> 00:00:42,085 I LIKE TO THINK THAT JUST ADDS TO THE WHOLE APPEAL. 17 00:00:42,186 --> 00:00:44,455 - 7 BROTHERS ISN'T SOME CORPORATE BREWERY. 18 00:00:44,555 --> 00:00:46,089 WE DON'T HAVE STRINGENT GUIDELINES, 19 00:00:46,190 --> 00:00:47,491 OR OVERSEERS IN SUITS. 20 00:00:47,591 --> 00:00:49,226 IN FACT, WE DON'T EVEN HAVE GUARDRAILS OR LIDS 21 00:00:49,326 --> 00:00:51,027 ON SOME OF OUR LARGEST BREW KETTLES. 22 00:00:51,128 --> 00:00:54,398 OH! 23 00:00:54,498 --> 00:00:58,068 - WE HAVE A LOT OF ACCIDENTS. 24 00:00:58,169 --> 00:00:59,936 - IF SOMEONE WERE TO FALL INTO A FERMENTING VESSEL 25 00:01:00,036 --> 00:01:01,472 OR AN AGING KEG, IT JUST A REFLECTION 26 00:01:01,572 --> 00:01:03,707 OF HOW CLOSE WE ARE TO THIS BEER. 27 00:01:03,807 --> 00:01:05,309 - YEAH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ALL THAT SHIT, 28 00:01:05,409 --> 00:01:07,844 BUT I SWIM IN THE BEER. 29 00:01:10,314 --> 00:01:13,850 all: 98, 99, 100. 30 00:01:13,950 --> 00:01:14,918 - ALL RIGHT. 31 00:01:15,018 --> 00:01:17,521 - NICE. 32 00:01:17,621 --> 00:01:19,923 - OH! OH! 33 00:01:20,023 --> 00:01:21,292 - NICE! 34 00:01:25,196 --> 00:01:28,064 - [laughs] 35 00:01:28,165 --> 00:01:30,000 - OUR GRANDFATHER WAS THE FIRST BREWMASTER 36 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:33,170 IN THE U.S. TO FALL INTO A MASH KETTLE. 37 00:01:33,270 --> 00:01:34,838 - [laughing] WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 38 00:01:37,441 --> 00:01:39,643 - CANNONBALL! - WHOO! 39 00:01:42,379 --> 00:01:44,415 - HEY, HOW YOU--OH! 40 00:01:44,515 --> 00:01:46,517 - I AM DRUNK. - YEAH. 41 00:01:46,617 --> 00:01:48,352 FRANKLY, WE DON'T KNOW ANY OTHER WAY, 42 00:01:48,452 --> 00:01:51,655 AND WE THINK YOU CAN TASTE THE DIFFERENCE. 43 00:01:51,755 --> 00:01:53,924 [beer splashing] 44 00:01:54,024 --> 00:01:54,991 - READY, GUYS? 45 00:01:55,091 --> 00:01:57,994 [big band music] 46 00:01:58,094 --> 00:02:05,869 * 47 00:02:07,271 --> 00:02:09,240 - 7 BROTHERS BREWERY. 48 00:02:09,340 --> 00:02:11,708 COME ON IN, THE BEER'S FINE. 49 00:02:13,977 --> 00:02:16,880 [up-tempo music] 50 00:02:16,980 --> 00:02:24,821 * 51 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,769 - HEY, FOLKS. IT'S ME, TIM. 52 00:02:38,869 --> 00:02:41,037 WHEN I'M NOT WORKING, I LIKE TO RELAX AND UNWIND 53 00:02:41,137 --> 00:02:43,173 BY PLAYING THE OCCASIONAL ROUND OF GOLF. 54 00:02:43,274 --> 00:02:46,277 SO I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME HELPFUL TIPS. 55 00:02:46,377 --> 00:02:48,879 DRIVING IS A KEY PART OF YOUR GOLF GAME. 56 00:02:48,979 --> 00:02:51,748 WHEN TEEING OFF, REMEMBER TO KEEP THAT LEFT ARM STRAIGHT 57 00:02:51,848 --> 00:02:54,084 AND REALLY TURN THOSE HIPS ON THE FOLLOW-THROUGH. 58 00:02:54,184 --> 00:02:56,287 WATCH THIS. 59 00:03:02,259 --> 00:03:03,527 GREAT. 60 00:03:03,627 --> 00:03:05,329 SEE HOW I KEPT THAT LEFT ARM STRAIGHT 61 00:03:05,429 --> 00:03:07,864 AND I REALLY TURNED THOSE HIPS ON THE FOLLOW-THROUGH? 62 00:03:07,964 --> 00:03:09,366 LET'S TRY ANOTHER. 63 00:03:12,469 --> 00:03:14,237 ANOTHER HOLE IN ONE. 64 00:03:14,338 --> 00:03:15,439 I RECOMMEND 18 OF THOSE 65 00:03:15,539 --> 00:03:17,574 FOR A GREAT SCORE ON THE DAY. 66 00:03:20,311 --> 00:03:22,012 AH, THE FAIRWAY. 67 00:03:22,112 --> 00:03:24,781 THE GRASSY AREA YOU HAVE TOALK PAST TO GET TO THE HOLE. 68 00:03:27,651 --> 00:03:28,619 THE GREEN. 69 00:03:28,719 --> 00:03:30,153 THIS IS WHERE YOU'VE GOT TO COME 70 00:03:30,253 --> 00:03:31,955 IF YOU WANT TO GET YOUR BALL OUT OF THE HOLE. 71 00:03:34,257 --> 00:03:35,759 THEY KEEP THE GRASS REAL SHORT HERE. 72 00:03:35,859 --> 00:03:38,562 IT'S TRADITION. 73 00:03:43,900 --> 00:03:46,770 - NOW, THE KEY TO FISHING IS A GOOD CAST AND REEL MOTION. 74 00:03:46,870 --> 00:03:50,206 YOU WANT TO TAKE YOUR ROD AND JUST PUT IT OUT THERE 75 00:03:50,307 --> 00:03:51,875 BRING IT BACK, OKAY? [fish thuds] 76 00:03:51,975 --> 00:03:52,976 NICE AND SMOOTH. 77 00:03:53,076 --> 00:03:56,947 OUT...AND IN. 78 00:03:57,047 --> 00:03:59,282 OUT...IN. 79 00:03:59,383 --> 00:04:01,952 NICE AND SMOOTH. 80 00:04:02,052 --> 00:04:03,954 IF YOU DROP ONE, CATCH ANOTHER. 81 00:04:04,054 --> 00:04:06,156 [grunts] 82 00:04:06,256 --> 00:04:07,524 WELL, THAT'S IFOR FISHING. 83 00:04:07,624 --> 00:04:09,460 LET'S TOSS IT OVER TO OUR FRIEND MITCH. 84 00:04:14,264 --> 00:04:16,667 - UH-HUH. MM-HMM. 85 00:04:16,767 --> 00:04:20,136 PERFECT. NICE. [birds singing] 86 00:04:20,236 --> 00:04:22,806 GOT YOU. OKAY. 87 00:04:22,906 --> 00:04:24,307 PEEK-A-BOO. 88 00:04:24,408 --> 00:04:26,076 OH, I SPOTTED YOU. 89 00:04:26,176 --> 00:04:27,310 GOOD MORNING. 90 00:04:27,411 --> 00:04:29,079 OH, HI, THERE. 91 00:04:29,179 --> 00:04:31,382 UH-HUH. GREAT. 92 00:04:31,482 --> 00:04:32,949 EXCELLENT. NOW, LET'S THROW IT OVER TO MIKE, 93 00:04:33,049 --> 00:04:35,051 WHO'S GONNA TALK ABOUT ANOTHER POPULAR ACTIVITY, 94 00:04:35,151 --> 00:04:36,720 ROLLER SKATING. 95 00:04:41,257 --> 00:04:42,559 - [grunts] 96 00:04:42,659 --> 00:04:44,428 WOW! I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DO-- 97 00:04:46,497 --> 00:04:47,197 - YOU KNOW, LOTS OF PEOPLE STRUGGLE 98 00:04:47,297 --> 00:04:48,765 WITH THE SAND TRAPS, 99 00:04:48,865 --> 00:04:50,667 BUT I SAY DON'T WORRY ABOUT 'EM. 100 00:04:50,767 --> 00:04:52,569 IF YOU MADE A HOLE IN ONE ON YOUR FIRST SHOT, 101 00:04:52,669 --> 00:04:54,137 YOU CAN SKIP THE BUNKERS ALTOGETHER 102 00:04:54,237 --> 00:04:56,206 AND HEAD STRAIGHT FOR THE NEXT HOLE. 103 00:04:56,306 --> 00:04:58,375 BACK TO ROLLER SKATING. 104 00:04:59,943 --> 00:05:02,045 - [grunting] WHOA! 105 00:05:02,145 --> 00:05:03,914 WHOA, WHOA! 106 00:05:04,014 --> 00:05:05,148 WHOA! 107 00:05:05,248 --> 00:05:06,349 WHY AM I DOING THIS? 108 00:05:06,450 --> 00:05:10,387 I'M SCREWED HERE! [crash] 109 00:05:10,487 --> 00:05:14,124 I SAID I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SKATE. 110 00:05:14,224 --> 00:05:16,627 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SKATE! 111 00:05:18,395 --> 00:05:19,663 - WELL, THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. 112 00:05:19,763 --> 00:05:21,398 I'M GONNA FINISH UP THIS ROUND, 113 00:05:21,498 --> 00:05:23,166 AND THEN I'VE GOT TO GET MIKE TO THE GRAVEYARD. 114 00:05:23,266 --> 00:05:25,368 HOPE YOU ENJOYED THESE HELPFUL TIPS. 115 00:05:32,843 --> 00:05:35,446 - WELCOME BACK TO THE AMERICAN FILM ASSOCIATION'S 116 00:05:35,546 --> 00:05:37,147 TOP TEEN COMEDIES OF ALL TIME. 117 00:05:37,247 --> 00:05:40,316 WE'RE COUNTING DOWN OUR FAVORITE CLASSIC TEEN FLICKS, 118 00:05:40,417 --> 00:05:42,252 AND WE'RE ALMOST AT NUMBER ONE. 119 00:05:42,352 --> 00:05:44,154 BUT FIRST, LET'S RECAP. 120 00:05:44,254 --> 00:05:45,321 HERE ARE THE TEEN FILMS 121 00:05:45,422 --> 00:05:45,956 THAT "SPOOGED" THEIR WAY 122 00:05:46,056 --> 00:05:48,459 INTO OUR HEARTS. 123 00:05:48,559 --> 00:05:51,895 AT NUMBER FOUR, QUICK TIMES AT ROSEWOOD PREP. 124 00:05:51,995 --> 00:05:55,198 "PORKING" IN AT NUMBER THREE, PIGGIES. 125 00:05:55,298 --> 00:05:57,233 "CUMMING" IN AT NUMBER TWO, 126 00:05:57,333 --> 00:05:59,069 AMERICAN PASTRY. 127 00:05:59,169 --> 00:06:01,438 AND FINALLY, AT NUMBER ONE, 128 00:06:01,538 --> 00:06:03,740 THE TEEN COMEDY THAT STARTED IT ALL, 129 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:07,478 FROM 1943, WILL YOU TAKE A WALK WITH ME. 130 00:06:07,578 --> 00:06:11,615 IT WAS PRESTON TEEN'S FIRST WEEK OF COLLEGE, 131 00:06:11,715 --> 00:06:15,051 AND HIS LIFE WAS ABOUT TO CHANGE FOREVER. 132 00:06:15,151 --> 00:06:17,521 - WOW. UNIVERSITY. 133 00:06:17,621 --> 00:06:19,122 - LOOK AT ALL THESE FINE, YOUNG WOMEN. 134 00:06:19,222 --> 00:06:20,657 I MISS MOTHER. 135 00:06:20,757 --> 00:06:22,626 - AND THINGS GOT EVEN WILDER 136 00:06:22,726 --> 00:06:25,395 WHEN PRESTON MET HIS OUTRAGEOUS ROOMMATE. 137 00:06:25,496 --> 00:06:27,230 - RAH! RAH! HERE WE GO! 138 00:06:27,330 --> 00:06:28,832 CAME HERE TO WIN! 139 00:06:28,932 --> 00:06:29,966 - OH, NO. 140 00:06:30,066 --> 00:06:33,470 I'M ROOMMATES WITH STEFON STIFLEWEISS? 141 00:06:33,570 --> 00:06:35,438 - GIVE ME AN "S," "T," "I"-- 142 00:06:35,539 --> 00:06:38,141 - HIS BOOKS, THEY AREN'T EVEN OPEN! 143 00:06:38,241 --> 00:06:39,409 I'M DOOMED. 144 00:06:39,510 --> 00:06:40,443 - YOU'VE NEVER GONE ON A WALK 145 00:06:40,544 --> 00:06:41,878 WITH A GIRL BEFORE? 146 00:06:41,978 --> 00:06:43,313 YOU'RE GOING ON A WALK WITH A GIRL 147 00:06:43,413 --> 00:06:44,715 BEFORE THE SEMESTER'S OVER. 148 00:06:44,815 --> 00:06:47,150 MARK MY WORDS, YOU CUBE. 149 00:06:47,250 --> 00:06:48,519 SPEAKING OF WALKS, 150 00:06:48,619 --> 00:06:53,089 I'M ABOUT TO GO ON TWO, AT THE SAME TIME. 151 00:06:53,189 --> 00:06:54,257 [girls giggling] 152 00:06:54,357 --> 00:06:55,892 - WHOA, LOOK AT HIM GO. 153 00:06:55,992 --> 00:06:57,528 TWO GIRLS AT ONCE. 154 00:06:57,628 --> 00:07:01,464 - YEAH, AND IT WAS A LONG WALK, WITH A BOW AT THE END. 155 00:07:01,565 --> 00:07:05,669 - STEFON STIFLEWEISS, YOU NEFARIOUS RAPSCALLION. 156 00:07:05,769 --> 00:07:08,104 - PARENTS ACROSS THE COUNTRY PROTESTED, 157 00:07:08,204 --> 00:07:11,575 CITING THE FILM'S RUDE AND OUTLANDISH BEHAVIOR. 158 00:07:11,675 --> 00:07:14,444 THE POPE HIMSELF THREW HIS HAT IN THE TRASH, 159 00:07:14,545 --> 00:07:16,479 FILLING THE TRASH. 160 00:07:16,580 --> 00:07:18,582 THE FILM'S WILD ANTICS 161 00:07:18,682 --> 00:07:20,416 RUBBED OFF ON THE ACTORS AS WELL. 162 00:07:20,517 --> 00:07:22,418 - HOLY SMOKES. IT'S AVA. 163 00:07:22,519 --> 00:07:23,954 - HIYA, PRESTON. 164 00:07:24,054 --> 00:07:25,856 YOU KNOW I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE SWELL. 165 00:07:25,956 --> 00:07:28,559 - HELEN DUNTON, WHO PORTRAYED AVA PERRYSWORTH 166 00:07:28,659 --> 00:07:30,961 IN THE FILM, REPORTEDLY WENT ON WALKS 167 00:07:31,061 --> 00:07:34,030 WITH NUMEROUS MEMBERS OF THE CAST AND CREW. 168 00:07:34,130 --> 00:07:37,500 SHE WAS EVEN ARRESTED FOR HOLDING HANDS WITH A BLACK MAN. 169 00:07:38,602 --> 00:07:41,237 - OH, SORRY. - GAH! 170 00:07:41,337 --> 00:07:42,873 [old-time music] 171 00:07:42,973 --> 00:07:45,742 - * I'M HAPPY AS CAN BE, TRA-LA-LA-LA-LEE * 172 00:07:45,842 --> 00:07:47,043 * AS HAPPY AS A CHAPPY CAN BE * 173 00:07:47,143 --> 00:07:48,511 - OH, NO. 174 00:07:48,612 --> 00:07:50,513 - THE INSINUATION THAT A MAN COULD BE 175 00:07:50,614 --> 00:07:53,684 PHYSICALLY ATTRACTED TO A WOMAN WAS SIMPLY TOO MUCH 176 00:07:53,784 --> 00:07:56,119 FOR AUDIENCES OF THE TIME TO HANDLE. 177 00:07:56,219 --> 00:07:57,420 - CAN YOU SEE ANYTHING? 178 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:58,989 - NOT YET. I'M ALMOST THERE. 179 00:07:59,089 --> 00:08:02,325 - PRESTON SAID TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT. 180 00:08:02,425 --> 00:08:04,327 - THEY'RE DOING IT! 181 00:08:04,427 --> 00:08:06,496 THEY'RE TAKING IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL-- 182 00:08:06,597 --> 00:08:09,432 MARRIAGE. 183 00:08:09,532 --> 00:08:11,101 - WHOA, THE ULTIMATE WALK. 184 00:08:11,201 --> 00:08:13,904 - HOW 'BOUT YOU, HAROLD? YOU GET YOUR LEGS WET YET? 185 00:08:14,004 --> 00:08:17,774 - NOPE, BUT I THINK TONIGHT MIGHT BE MY NIGHT. 186 00:08:17,874 --> 00:08:20,276 - YOU'RE GOING ON A WALK WITH MY MOM? 187 00:08:20,376 --> 00:08:22,045 - BYE. 188 00:08:22,145 --> 00:08:24,247 - YOU SCOFFLAW! 189 00:08:24,347 --> 00:08:25,448 WHOA! WHOA! 190 00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:27,017 WHOA! WHOA! 191 00:08:27,117 --> 00:08:28,518 [screaming] 192 00:08:28,619 --> 00:08:33,356 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 193 00:08:33,456 --> 00:08:34,925 - A SEQUEL WAS PLANNED 194 00:08:35,025 --> 00:08:37,994 AFTER THE FILM BECAME A BIG BOX OFFICE SUCCESS, 195 00:08:38,094 --> 00:08:40,363 BUT LATER THAT YEAR, THE ENTIRE CAST AND CREW 196 00:08:40,463 --> 00:08:44,935 WAS DRAFTED INTO WORLD WAR II, AND THEY ALL DIED IN COMBAT. 197 00:08:53,009 --> 00:08:54,344 - YOU KNOW, THERE'S MORE THINGS WE LOVE 198 00:08:54,444 --> 00:08:57,080 ABOUT THE JOB THAN DON'T LOVE. 199 00:08:57,180 --> 00:08:58,381 LIKE ALCOHOL. 200 00:08:58,481 --> 00:08:59,382 - WHICH ONE IS THIS? 201 00:08:59,482 --> 00:09:03,586 - THIS IS THE I.P...A. 202 00:09:03,687 --> 00:09:05,288 - ARE THERE ANY DRAWBACKS? I DON'T KNOW. 203 00:09:05,388 --> 00:09:08,825 SOMETIMES AFTER A LONG SHIFT OF BREWING AND SWIMMING, 204 00:09:08,925 --> 00:09:10,560 MY VISION GETS A LITTLE BLURRY. 205 00:09:10,661 --> 00:09:12,562 THE BREWERY SPINS. 206 00:09:12,663 --> 00:09:15,398 BUT NO, NO REAL DRAWBACKS. 207 00:09:15,498 --> 00:09:16,566 - MORNINGS ARE ROUGH, I GUESS. 208 00:09:16,667 --> 00:09:18,134 I HAVE TO COME IN REALLY EARLY, 209 00:09:18,234 --> 00:09:19,169 AND IF I'M NOT WORKING, 210 00:09:19,269 --> 00:09:20,336 I GET ALL ANTSY AND JITTERY 211 00:09:20,436 --> 00:09:21,371 AND SEE WEIRD VISIONS. 212 00:09:21,471 --> 00:09:22,839 - THAT TASTE GOOD? 213 00:09:22,939 --> 00:09:24,240 - I'M JUST NOT A MORNING PERSON. 214 00:09:24,340 --> 00:09:26,342 - THERE ARE DRAWBACKS TO NOT BEING ON THE JOB, 215 00:09:26,442 --> 00:09:27,778 LIKE I GET RESTLESS 216 00:09:27,878 --> 00:09:30,647 AND MY HANDS LITERALLY SHAKE. 217 00:09:30,747 --> 00:09:32,582 DOCTORS CALL IT DELIRIUM TREMENS, 218 00:09:32,683 --> 00:09:34,484 BUT I THINK I JUST MISS WORK. 219 00:09:34,584 --> 00:09:36,086 - I HAVE TERRIBLE LUCK WITH WALKING. 220 00:09:36,186 --> 00:09:37,854 I'M VERY STUMBLY. 221 00:09:37,954 --> 00:09:39,956 I OFTEN END UP IN THE WRONG PLACE ENTIRELY. 222 00:09:40,056 --> 00:09:41,457 THE OTHER DAY I WAS WALKING TO THE LIBRARY, 223 00:09:41,557 --> 00:09:43,927 AND I ENDED UP PASSED OUT IN A GUTTER 224 00:09:44,027 --> 00:09:46,963 WITH A STRANGE WOMAN. WEIRD. 225 00:09:47,063 --> 00:09:49,766 - ONE TIME, I WAS DRINKIN' A BUNCH OF BEER OUT OF THE VAT, 226 00:09:49,866 --> 00:09:52,502 AND I ARTED TO FEEL A LITTLE BIT LOOPY. 227 00:09:52,602 --> 00:09:54,570 - I PUKE QUITE A BIT. 228 00:09:54,671 --> 00:09:56,239 - CHRONIC HEADACHES, CHRONIC MEMORY LOSS, 229 00:09:56,339 --> 00:09:58,709 CHRONIC CIRRHOSIS-- OF THE LIVER, MOSTLY. 230 00:10:01,344 --> 00:10:02,445 - THAT HAPPENS A LOT. 231 00:10:02,545 --> 00:10:03,379 - I TRY NOT TO DWELL ON MY PROBLEMS. 232 00:10:03,479 --> 00:10:04,380 I LEAVE 'EM AT WORK. 233 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,116 WHEN I'M HOME, I'M HOME. 234 00:10:06,216 --> 00:10:08,251 ALONE. I'M DIVORCED. WE'RE ALL DIVORCED. 235 00:10:15,458 --> 00:10:18,829 [romantic music] 236 00:10:18,929 --> 00:10:21,097 - ONE ETERNAL CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN, AS YOU ORDERED, SIR. 237 00:10:21,197 --> 00:10:22,665 - WHAT IS THIS? 238 00:10:22,766 --> 00:10:24,100 - AN ETERNAL CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN? 239 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:25,736 - [chuckles] - AND YOUR DIPPIN'S. 240 00:10:25,836 --> 00:10:27,804 - OH - THANK YOU. 241 00:10:27,904 --> 00:10:30,473 - WHAT IS THAT IN THE DIPPIN'S THERE? 242 00:10:30,573 --> 00:10:33,844 - LOOKS LIKE A-- OH, MY GOSH, ROD. 243 00:10:37,047 --> 00:10:39,182 OH. 244 00:10:39,282 --> 00:10:41,852 - TE, THIS IS FOR YOU. 245 00:10:45,055 --> 00:10:48,859 - OH... WHAT IS THIS? 246 00:10:48,959 --> 00:10:50,727 - WELL, OPEN IT UP AND READ IT. 247 00:10:50,827 --> 00:10:52,095 I THINK YOU'RE GONNA LOVE . 248 00:10:52,195 --> 00:10:54,630 - OKAY. 249 00:10:54,731 --> 00:10:55,966 A GIFT CERTIFICATE. 250 00:10:56,066 --> 00:11:00,203 - READ WHERE IT'S FROM. 251 00:11:00,303 --> 00:11:01,637 - BED, BATH, AND BEYOND. 252 00:11:01,738 --> 00:11:05,141 - AND IT'S ANY LOCATION. HMM? 253 00:11:05,241 --> 00:11:07,878 - BUT THERE'S-- THERE'S NO RING. 254 00:11:07,978 --> 00:11:10,213 - THERE'S NO RING. NO, IT'S-- 255 00:11:10,313 --> 00:11:13,750 IT'S A GIFT CERTIFICATE TO BED, BATH, AND BEYOND. 256 00:11:13,850 --> 00:11:15,752 HERE. - YES. 257 00:11:15,852 --> 00:11:18,789 I'M--I'M SORRY. I'M--I'M--I'M DISAPPOINTED. 258 00:11:18,889 --> 00:11:20,590 I'M SORRY, ROD. 259 00:11:20,690 --> 00:11:24,160 - WELL, GEE, LOOK AT THE VALUE, AT LEAST. 260 00:11:27,263 --> 00:11:29,032 - $13,000! 261 00:11:29,132 --> 00:11:31,768 - WORTH MORE THAN ANY DUMB OLD RING YOU COULD WANT, RIGHT? 262 00:11:31,868 --> 00:11:35,171 - IT'S A LOT. 263 00:11:35,271 --> 00:11:37,507 ROD, I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 264 00:11:37,607 --> 00:11:40,010 - WELL, YOU'RE SPEECHLESS, AND THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE. 265 00:11:40,110 --> 00:11:41,711 - NO, I'M NOT SPEECHLESS. 266 00:11:41,812 --> 00:11:45,015 I-I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE AN ENGAGEMENT RING. 267 00:11:45,115 --> 00:11:47,583 - WHY? 'CAUSE IT WAS IN A RING BOX? 268 00:11:47,683 --> 00:11:49,585 - YEAH. - OH, FUNNY STORY. 269 00:11:49,685 --> 00:11:50,921 AND YOU'LL-- YOU'LL THINK THIS IS FUNNY. 270 00:11:51,021 --> 00:11:54,024 I ACTUALLY HAD TO BUY A RING TO GET THAT BOX. 271 00:11:54,124 --> 00:11:56,893 - WHAT? WHERE IS THE RING? - I GAVE IT TO LARRY. 272 00:11:56,993 --> 00:11:59,062 HE'S PROPOSING TO GAYLE TONIGHT, COINCIDENTALLY. 273 00:11:59,162 --> 00:12:00,864 NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF HE'SG, 274 00:12:00,964 --> 00:12:01,998 OR IF HE'S BORROWING ONE, OR WHAT. 275 00:12:02,098 --> 00:12:03,934 I TOLD-- - I DON'T CARE. 276 00:12:04,034 --> 00:12:05,635 - WELL, HOLD ON, I TOLD HIM THAT HE CAN USE THIS RING BOX 277 00:12:05,735 --> 00:12:07,703 IF HE WANTS TO DO IT TOMORROW, BUT HE WANTED TO DO IT TONIGHT-- 278 00:12:07,804 --> 00:12:10,006 - I DON'T CARE ABOUT HIS BOX SITUATION. 279 00:12:10,106 --> 00:12:11,541 - IT WAS IMPORTANT TO HIM THAT IT WAS TONIGHT. 280 00:12:11,641 --> 00:12:13,509 OKAY, BUT THE POINT IS, I WENT THROUGH THE HASSLE-- 281 00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:15,711 AND IT WAS A HASSLE-- 282 00:12:15,812 --> 00:12:18,081 TO GET THIS RING BOX TO SURPRISE YOU WITH. 283 00:12:18,181 --> 00:12:19,649 - THANKS. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 284 00:12:19,749 --> 00:12:21,251 - SO--SO MUCH. - MM-HMM. 285 00:12:21,351 --> 00:12:23,686 - BUT WHY DID YOU GET DOWN ON ONE KNEE TO GIVE IT TO ME? 286 00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:25,088 - KIND OF SEEMED APPROPRIATE. 287 00:12:25,188 --> 00:12:26,923 I MEAN, IT'S SUCH A HUGE GIFT CERTIFICATE. 288 00:12:27,023 --> 00:12:28,892 I ACTUALLY HAD TO PURCHASE IT THROUGH THE REGIONAL OFFICE. 289 00:12:28,992 --> 00:12:30,693 - WHATEVER. I DON'T CARE. 290 00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:31,928 I THOUGHT YOU WERE PROPOSING. 291 00:12:32,028 --> 00:12:32,929 - ALL RIGHT, I GET IT. 292 00:12:33,029 --> 00:12:34,464 NO, I'M NOT PROPOSING, 293 00:12:34,564 --> 00:12:37,433 BUT INSTEAD OF THINKING OF ME AS A BAD FIANCE, 294 00:12:37,533 --> 00:12:40,136 WHY DON'T YOU THINK OF ME AS A GREAT BOYFRIEND? 295 00:12:40,236 --> 00:12:42,305 OR A FANTASTIC PAL, OR A, I DON'T KNOW, 296 00:12:42,405 --> 00:12:43,940 NOTABLE ACQUAINTANCE? 297 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:45,575 HE THEY REALLY GIVE YOU A LOT OF DIPPIN'S HERE. 298 00:12:45,675 --> 00:12:47,844 THIS IS THREE BIG BOWLS. - YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK SO. 299 00:12:47,944 --> 00:12:49,880 I'M GONNA GIVE THIS BACK TO YOU. 300 00:12:49,980 --> 00:12:51,882 I CAN'T ACCEPT IT, AND I'M GONNA GO. 301 00:12:51,982 --> 00:12:54,550 - W-WELL, WHERE? YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE BAND. 302 00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:55,818 - WHAT BAND? 303 00:12:55,919 --> 00:12:58,754 [trumpet blares] 304 00:12:58,855 --> 00:12:59,856 WHY? 305 00:12:59,956 --> 00:13:01,757 - FOR THE MOOD. 306 00:13:01,858 --> 00:13:04,027 - THIS HAS BEEN THE BIGGEST BUMMER OF MY LIFE. 307 00:13:04,127 --> 00:13:05,295 - BIGGEST BUMMER OF YOUR LIFE? 308 00:13:05,395 --> 00:13:06,963 - EXCUSE ME. SORRY. 309 00:13:07,063 --> 00:13:09,132 - WHAT ABOUT THE TIME YOU LOST YOUR LAPTOP IN CHICAGO? 310 00:13:09,232 --> 00:13:11,834 - VERY SORRY, SIR. - I KNOW. 311 00:13:11,935 --> 00:13:14,237 SHE DIDN'T EVEN READ THE BOTTOM OF THE RING BOX. 312 00:13:15,705 --> 00:13:17,107 - DO YOU STILL WANT US TO PLAY? 313 00:13:17,207 --> 00:13:18,308 - PLEASE. 314 00:13:18,408 --> 00:13:20,643 [mariachi music] 315 00:13:20,743 --> 00:13:21,978 all: HEY! 316 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:40,630 - WE GOT CHOCOLATE, IF ANYONE WANTS ANY. 317 00:13:40,730 --> 00:13:41,697 I GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF CHOCOLATE 318 00:13:41,797 --> 00:13:44,200 WITH A THE DIPPIN'S. COME ON. 319 00:13:47,803 --> 00:13:49,472 - HMM. 320 00:13:49,572 --> 00:13:52,508 LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE GREATEST GAME I EVER SAW. 321 00:13:52,608 --> 00:13:54,477 IT FEATURED TWO FINE PLAYERS. 322 00:13:54,577 --> 00:13:56,947 THE STEADY HAND, JAKE SLY, 323 00:13:57,047 --> 00:14:01,051 AND LEGENDARY POOL SHARK LENNY EARL. 324 00:14:03,019 --> 00:14:05,956 NOW, THESE TWO DIDN'T CARE TOO MUCH FOR EACH OTHER. 325 00:14:06,056 --> 00:14:09,159 MADE QUICK WORK OF THAT TABLE TOO. 326 00:14:12,662 --> 00:14:15,098 DIDN'T TAKE BUT FIVE MINUTES TO CLEAN THE FELT, 327 00:14:15,198 --> 00:14:17,433 AND WHEN THEY WERE DONE, ONLY THAT OLD EIGHT 328 00:14:17,533 --> 00:14:20,770 WAS LEFT SPINNING OUT IN THE CORNER. 329 00:14:20,870 --> 00:14:22,138 WHAT HAPPENED NEXT? 330 00:14:22,238 --> 00:14:23,839 WELL... - SORRY, FRIEND. 331 00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:26,009 - SEE FOR YOURSELF. 332 00:14:26,109 --> 00:14:29,412 - I'M THINKIN' I MIGHT BE SINKIN'. 333 00:14:30,713 --> 00:14:32,548 AH... 334 00:14:32,648 --> 00:14:34,484 - [laughs] 335 00:14:34,584 --> 00:14:36,486 - UGH. - LOOKS LIKE I'M BACK. 336 00:14:36,586 --> 00:14:38,388 GOOD GAME. 337 00:14:38,488 --> 00:14:41,557 [Warren Zevon's Werewolves of London] 338 00:14:41,657 --> 00:14:45,295 - [laughs] 339 00:14:45,395 --> 00:14:48,631 - YOU KNOW, I GET TO PUT THIS ANYWHERE I WANT? 340 00:14:48,731 --> 00:14:50,900 OH! COME ON! 341 00:14:51,001 --> 00:14:52,969 I HIT IT RIGHT-- DO-OVER? 342 00:14:53,069 --> 00:14:56,872 - SAY GOOD NIGHT, MY FRIEND. 343 00:14:56,973 --> 00:14:58,274 - I WANTED THAT ONE FOR YOU. 344 00:14:58,374 --> 00:14:59,976 I WANT TO TRY IT FROM WAY BACK. 345 00:15:00,076 --> 00:15:02,845 THAT'S THE PROBLEM. I'M TOO CLOSE. 346 00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:05,081 - AH! 347 00:15:05,181 --> 00:15:06,882 [pool cue clatters] - WHOA! WHOA! 348 00:15:06,983 --> 00:15:09,185 WHOA, WAIT, HOLD ON. LET ME DO THAT OVER. 349 00:15:09,285 --> 00:15:11,654 I WANTED TO HIT THE WHITE BALL FIRST. 350 00:15:11,754 --> 00:15:12,922 - JUST HERE ON. - YEAH, GREAT. 351 00:15:13,023 --> 00:15:14,557 IT'LL JUST BE THESE TWO POCKETS. 352 00:15:14,657 --> 00:15:19,395 - * AWOO 353 00:15:19,495 --> 00:15:20,330 * AWOO 354 00:15:20,430 --> 00:15:22,598 - I CAN SKIP MY TURN. YOU GO. 355 00:15:22,698 --> 00:15:23,799 - [grunts] 356 00:15:23,899 --> 00:15:26,602 - STRIKE ONE. 357 00:15:26,702 --> 00:15:28,538 YES! YES! 358 00:15:28,638 --> 00:15:29,805 [laughing] 359 00:15:29,905 --> 00:15:31,441 - [whistles] 360 00:15:31,541 --> 00:15:35,045 GETTING A LITTLE LONELY OVER HERE, BUDDY! 361 00:15:35,145 --> 00:15:37,713 - OH, MY GOD, I'M AT THE WRONG TABLE? 362 00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:40,016 - * AWOO, WEREWOLVES OF LONDON * 363 00:15:40,116 --> 00:15:42,418 - STRIKE THREE. [both laugh] 364 00:15:42,518 --> 00:15:45,555 - * AWOO 365 00:15:45,655 --> 00:15:46,656 * 366 00:15:46,756 --> 00:15:48,624 [pool ball clatters] 367 00:15:48,724 --> 00:15:49,725 - YOU KIDDING ME? 368 00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:51,827 - ! HO-- OH. 369 00:15:51,927 --> 00:15:53,696 - WHAT'S GOIN' ON WITH THIS PLACE? 370 00:15:53,796 --> 00:15:56,766 * 371 00:15:56,866 --> 00:15:58,501 - [scoffs] JEEZ. 372 00:15:58,601 --> 00:16:02,738 * 373 00:16:02,838 --> 00:16:05,375 - GOLF CLUB? 374 00:16:05,475 --> 00:16:08,878 * 375 00:16:08,978 --> 00:16:10,880 - MY TROUSERS ARE DOWN, AREN'T THEY? 376 00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:12,648 - [laughs] 377 00:16:12,748 --> 00:16:16,919 - WHY'D I CALL IT THE GREATEST GAME I'D EVER SEEN? 378 00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:20,156 I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY. SO SUE ME. 379 00:16:26,729 --> 00:16:28,398 - HEY, FOLKS. 380 00:16:28,498 --> 00:16:30,200 WHEN YOU'RE PLAYIN' POOL, AND THE ONLY BALL LEFT 381 00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:33,403 IS THE EIGHT BALL, JUST SINK IT RIGHT AWAY. 382 00:16:35,738 --> 00:16:37,707 [cha-ching] 383 00:16:45,681 --> 00:16:48,151 - [sighs] 384 00:16:53,956 --> 00:16:57,127 GREAT. [car horn honking] 385 00:16:59,995 --> 00:17:01,631 - HEY, FOLKS. YOU FIND IT OKAY? 386 00:17:01,731 --> 00:17:04,066 - YOU KNOW, WE ACTUALLY DROVE PAST A COUPLE TIMES. 387 00:17:04,167 --> 00:17:05,568 WE WEREN'T SURE IT WAS THE RIGHT PLACE. 388 00:17:05,668 --> 00:17:07,270 - OH, BECAUSE IT'S A GIANT DOGHOUSE 389 00:17:07,370 --> 00:17:09,405 WITH A MINIATURE HOUSE IN THE BACKYARD? 390 00:17:09,505 --> 00:17:11,040 [dog barking 391 00:17:11,141 --> 00:17:13,243 - YEAH, EXACTLY. - SO WHAT HAPPENED? 392 00:17:13,343 --> 00:17:14,810 DID YOU GUYS MIX 'EM UP? 393 00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:16,846 - YEAH, WE MIXED 'EM UP. 394 00:17:16,946 --> 00:17:19,815 - OH. WELL, I-- SHALL WE? 395 00:17:25,321 --> 00:17:26,756 - TAKE A LOOK AT THIS SPACE. 396 00:17:26,856 --> 00:17:28,924 - HEY, THE SPACE IS-- IS NICE. 397 00:17:29,024 --> 00:17:30,526 - MM-HMM. I LIKE THE COLOR. 398 00:17:30,626 --> 00:17:33,663 - OH, YEAH, IT'S MARINE GRAY. VERY POPULAR COLOR. 399 00:17:33,763 --> 00:17:36,166 - I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THE EXPOSED FLOOR. 400 00:17:36,266 --> 00:17:37,567 - RIGHT, RIGHT. 401 00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:39,001 WELL, IT'S A GIANT DOGHOUSE, REMEMBER. 402 00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,436 - RIGHT, NO, YEAH, YOU SAID THAT. 403 00:17:40,536 --> 00:17:41,437 WE KNOW, YEAH. 404 00:17:41,537 --> 00:17:43,506 - ANY RUNNING WATER OR CENTRAL AIR? 405 00:17:43,606 --> 00:17:46,409 - UM, NO. 406 00:17:46,509 --> 00:17:48,311 NO PIPES OF ANY SORT IN HERE. 407 00:17:48,411 --> 00:17:50,913 WOULD THIS BE FOR YOU OR FOR THE DOG? 408 00:17:51,013 --> 00:17:54,184 - UH, THIS--THIS WOULD BE FOR US, YEAH. 409 00:17:54,284 --> 00:17:56,652 - YEAH. IT WOULD NEED SOME WORK THOUGH. 410 00:17:56,752 --> 00:17:58,754 - RIGHT, RIGHT. - SURE, BUT WHAT PLACE DOESN'T? 411 00:17:58,854 --> 00:18:00,356 [laughs] - IT'S TRUE. 412 00:18:00,456 --> 00:18:02,358 - WELL, HEY, WE COULD START BY PUTTING A DOOR THERE, 413 00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:05,795 INSTEAD OF JUST A LARGE, ARCHING HOLE IN THE WALL. 414 00:18:05,895 --> 00:18:07,297 BUT, HEY, LET'S KEEP IT GOING. LET'S KEEP GOING. 415 00:18:07,397 --> 00:18:09,299 - ALL RIGHT, GREAT. 416 00:18:09,399 --> 00:18:11,734 AND HERE'S THE HOUSE-- OR DOGHOUSE. 417 00:18:11,834 --> 00:18:14,270 OR WHATEVER. - WOW. 418 00:18:14,370 --> 00:18:15,571 - IT'S--IT'S GREAT. 419 00:18:15,671 --> 00:18:17,873 I JUST WISH IT WASN'T SO SMALL. 420 00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:19,242 - [sighs] YEAH, WELL, 421 00:18:19,342 --> 00:18:22,245 IT FEELS A LOT BIGGER ON THE INSIDE. 422 00:18:22,345 --> 00:18:25,681 - OH, WOW. IT IS BEAUTIFUL. 423 00:18:25,781 --> 00:18:28,318 AW, I CAN SEE INTO THE KITCHEN FROM HERE. 424 00:18:28,418 --> 00:18:29,619 - OH, YEAH, WE'VE GOT ALL NEW GRANITE COUNTERTOPS 425 00:18:29,719 --> 00:18:31,654 ANA CENTER ISLAND INHERE. - IS THAT RIGHT? 426 00:18:31,754 --> 00:18:33,189 - I LOVE THE GRANITE. 427 00:18:33,289 --> 00:18:36,492 - IF YOU THINK THAT'S COOL, CHECK THIS OUT. 428 00:18:36,592 --> 00:18:38,160 [machinery whirring] - NOW, WHAT IS THAT? 429 00:18:38,261 --> 00:18:40,062 WHERE'S THAT COMING FROM? 430 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,697 - OH, MAYBE YOU CAN'T SEE IT. 431 00:18:41,797 --> 00:18:45,201 IN THE BEDROOM, THE WALL OPENS UP, SHOWS THE TV. 432 00:18:45,301 --> 00:18:47,069 - OH, VERY COOL. A BIG SCREEN? 433 00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,171 - IT'S LIKE A 2-INCH SCREEN. 434 00:18:49,272 --> 00:18:51,507 IT'S BIG FOR THE SPACE. 435 00:18:51,607 --> 00:18:52,942 YOU KNOW, WE FINISHED THIS LITTLE GUY 436 00:18:53,042 --> 00:18:54,210 AHEAD OF SCHEDULE AND UNDER BUDGET. 437 00:18:54,310 --> 00:18:55,745 - OH, GOOD FOR YOU. - OH. 438 00:18:55,845 --> 00:18:58,248 DO YOU THINK THAT MIGHT'VE BEEN BECAUSE OF THE MIX-UP? 439 00:18:58,348 --> 00:19:01,284 - COULD'VE BEEN. AHH! 440 00:19:01,384 --> 00:19:03,118 - IT'S A SHAME 'CAUSE IT'S PROBABLY TOO SMALL FOR US, 441 00:19:03,219 --> 00:19:05,221 AND MAYBE EVEN OUR DOG. 442 00:19:05,321 --> 00:19:07,790 - YEAH, I DON'T THINK SHE'D LIKE IT IN THERE. 443 00:19:07,890 --> 00:19:09,559 - WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD, BECAUSE WE'VE GOT 444 00:19:09,659 --> 00:19:13,529 A LITTLE DOGGY DOOR RIGHT BACK HERE. 445 00:19:13,629 --> 00:19:14,830 YEP. 446 00:19:14,930 --> 00:19:17,567 MADE THAT MYSELF WITH AN X-ACTO KNIFE, AND-- 447 00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:21,103 WELL, GUESS THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN A RED FLAG. 448 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:23,172 [laughter] 449 00:19:23,273 --> 00:19:27,377 - MAYBE. - YEAH. 450 00:19:27,477 --> 00:19:28,411 - SO WHAT DO YOU FOLKS THINK? 451 00:19:28,511 --> 00:19:29,579 FLEXIBLE IN THE PRICE. 452 00:19:29,679 --> 00:19:31,247 - I MEAN, THE HOUSE IS BEAUTIFUL. 453 00:19:31,347 --> 00:19:33,783 YOUR GUYS DO GREAT WORK, AND THE AREA IS WONDERFUL. 454 00:19:33,883 --> 00:19:37,320 BUT IT'S ENTIRELY TOO SMALL FOR ANYONE TO LIVE IN. 455 00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:39,822 AND--AND THE DOGHOUSE IS NORMAL HOUSE SIZE, 456 00:19:39,922 --> 00:19:42,392 BUT IT'S LACKING A LOT OF THE THINGS WE'VE COME TO EXPECT 457 00:19:42,492 --> 00:19:43,826 FROM HOUSES NOWADAYS. 458 00:19:43,926 --> 00:19:45,227 - THANKS FOR TAKING A LOOK. 459 00:19:45,328 --> 00:19:47,297 YOU GUYS DRIVE SAFE, NOW. 460 00:19:49,565 --> 00:19:50,633 [sighs] 461 00:19:50,733 --> 00:19:52,302 [brakes screech] 462 00:19:56,472 --> 00:19:58,541 - I'LL GIVE YOU 300 FOR IT. 463 00:19:58,641 --> 00:19:59,675 - THOUSAND? 464 00:19:59,775 --> 00:20:01,544 - YEP. - DOLLARS? 465 00:20:01,644 --> 00:20:02,878 - NO, NICKELS. 466 00:20:02,978 --> 00:20:04,814 - I'LL TAKE IT. 467 00:20:04,914 --> 00:20:06,416 - ALL RIGHT. [laughter] 468 00:20:06,516 --> 00:20:08,551 - YAY. 469 00:20:08,651 --> 00:20:10,586 [cha-ching] 470 00:20:17,460 --> 00:20:18,561 - HEY, FOLKS. 471 00:20:18,661 --> 00:20:19,929 WHEN YOU'RE BUILDING A HOUSE, 472 00:20:20,029 --> 00:20:22,197 BE SURE NOT TO MAKE THE DOGHOUSE VERY LARGE 473 00:20:22,298 --> 00:20:23,799 AND THE MAIN HOUSE VERY SMALL. 474 00:20:23,899 --> 00:20:27,370 NOW BACK TO MIKE WITH MORE ROLLER SKATING. 475 00:20:27,470 --> 00:20:29,238 - HI, EVERYONE. 476 00:20:29,339 --> 00:20:31,307 HERE ARE A FEW BONUS TIPS TO ENSURE A SUCCESSFUL, 477 00:20:31,407 --> 00:20:33,543 FUN-FILLED DAY ON YOUR SKATES. 478 00:20:33,643 --> 00:20:35,611 LIKE ANY ATHLETIC ACTIVITY, 479 00:20:35,711 --> 00:20:37,547 STRETCH BEFORE YOUR WORKOUT 480 00:20:37,647 --> 00:20:39,482 AND DRINK PLENTY OF WATER. 481 00:20:39,582 --> 00:20:42,251 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 482 00:20:42,352 --> 00:20:44,754 - IT'S IMPORTANT FOR A NOVICE SKATER TO STAY CALM 483 00:20:44,854 --> 00:20:46,389 AND RELAXED OUT THERE. 484 00:20:46,489 --> 00:20:49,459 AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, HAVE FUN! 485 00:20:49,559 --> 00:20:54,096 [electric guitar flourish] 486 00:20:54,196 --> 00:20:55,865 - WHOA. OW! [crash] 487 00:20:58,568 --> 00:21:01,303 [heavenly tone plays] 488 00:21:05,408 --> 00:21:07,743 WHOA. WHOA. 489 00:21:07,843 --> 00:21:10,179 WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! 490 00:21:10,279 --> 00:21:13,716 WOWIE! WHEE! 491 00:21:22,925 --> 00:21:26,228 - CALL ME CRAZY, BUT I THINK A GOOD BEER 492 00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:27,763 CAN BE AS SPECIAL AS A FINE WINE. 493 00:21:27,863 --> 00:21:30,533 OR A FINE WOMAN, FOR THAT MATTER. 494 00:21:30,633 --> 00:21:32,267 I'M A BIT OF AN AFICIONADO, SO... 495 00:21:32,368 --> 00:21:33,569 - [laughs] [cell phone buzzing] 496 00:21:33,669 --> 00:21:35,438 - WHERE IS THAT SOUND COMING FROM? 497 00:21:35,538 --> 00:21:37,807 - I THINK IT'S COMING FROM YOUR BEER. 498 00:21:37,907 --> 00:21:39,709 [cell phone buzzing] 499 00:21:39,809 --> 00:21:42,077 - WHAT THE HECK? 500 00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:48,017 [overlapping chatter] 501 00:21:49,452 --> 00:21:50,686 - OH! I LOST MY PHONE. 502 00:21:50,786 --> 00:21:53,288 - STOP, , STOP, STOP, STOP. 503 00:21:53,389 --> 00:21:54,657 NAH, I'M KIDDIN'. KEEP MIXIN'. 504 00:21:54,757 --> 00:21:57,693 [laughter] 505 00:22:00,696 --> 00:22:04,400 - WHOO-HOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO-HOO! 506 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:07,069 WHOA, OH-- [crash] 507 00:22:07,169 --> 00:22:09,204 OH, OH, OH, OH. 508 00:22:09,304 --> 00:22:10,239 [groaning] 509 00:22:10,339 --> 00:22:12,074 - OH, NO. 510 00:22:12,174 --> 00:22:16,145 - [wailing] 511 00:22:20,816 --> 00:22:23,218 - SOMEONE SHOULD GET OUT THERE AND CALL 911. 512 00:22:23,318 --> 00:22:25,788 - [wailing] 513 00:22:32,061 --> 00:22:33,663 - ABSOLUTELY.