1 00:00:01,957 --> 00:00:02,828 [piano music] 2 00:00:02,958 --> 00:00:06,484 - IT WAS 1977, 3 00:00:06,614 --> 00:00:10,183 AND IT WAS JUST ME AND GORDON IN THIS TEENY-TINY GARAGE 4 00:00:10,314 --> 00:00:12,011 IN CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA. 5 00:00:12,142 --> 00:00:14,231 - NOBODY KNEW WHAT WE WERE ONTO BACK THERE, 6 00:00:14,361 --> 00:00:15,362 WE WERE JUST KIDS IN A GARAGE. 7 00:00:15,493 --> 00:00:17,321 - WE WERE DEVELOPING 8 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:19,975 THE MAGNETIC DEVICE USED TO STORE DATA. 9 00:00:20,106 --> 00:00:21,716 - MEANWHILE, DOWN THE STREET, 10 00:00:21,847 --> 00:00:23,370 THE THREE OF US ARE WORKING IN A CARPORT, 11 00:00:23,501 --> 00:00:25,024 AND WE ARE THIS CLOSE 12 00:00:25,155 --> 00:00:27,113 TO A WORKABLE DIGITAL INTERFACE. 13 00:00:27,244 --> 00:00:28,201 - YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND, WE'RE IN A CARPORT. 14 00:00:28,332 --> 00:00:31,900 SO NO WALLS. 15 00:00:32,031 --> 00:00:32,901 [pop rock music] 16 00:00:33,032 --> 00:00:34,642 - ONE FATEFUL SUMMER, 17 00:00:34,773 --> 00:00:38,168 SEVEN PIONEERS CREATED THE PERSONAL COMPUTER. 18 00:00:38,298 --> 00:00:42,520 TODAY WE'LL TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THE BIRTH OF A REVOLUTION. 19 00:00:42,650 --> 00:00:45,175 ♪ 20 00:00:45,305 --> 00:00:49,440 - I'D HEARD ABOUT THEM, I'D READ ABOUT THEM IN THIS HOBBY MAG 21 00:00:49,570 --> 00:00:51,616 THAT WE ALL SUBSCRIBED TO. 22 00:00:51,746 --> 00:00:54,271 BILLY AND GORDON WERE LIGHT YEARS AHEAD OF EVERYONE. 23 00:00:54,401 --> 00:00:55,402 - YOU MEAN WITH COMPUTERS? 24 00:00:55,533 --> 00:00:56,969 - NO, WITH THE GARAGE. 25 00:00:57,100 --> 00:00:58,623 LOOK, TENNIS BALLS 26 00:00:58,753 --> 00:01:02,540 HANGING FROM STRINGS, SO YOU KNOW HOW FAR YOU CAN 27 00:01:02,670 --> 00:01:06,239 PULL THE CAR IN WITHOUT HITTING THE WALL. [chuckles] 28 00:01:06,370 --> 00:01:07,719 - IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY, 29 00:01:07,849 --> 00:01:10,678 I HAD THE IDEA FOR THE STRINGS, 30 00:01:10,809 --> 00:01:12,811 AND GORDON CAME UP WITH THE TENNIS BALLS. 31 00:01:12,941 --> 00:01:16,336 WE WERE THE COMPUTER GARAGE GANG. 32 00:01:16,467 --> 00:01:18,643 - THE COMPUTER GARAGE GANG. - THE COMPUTER GARAGE GANG. 33 00:01:18,773 --> 00:01:20,079 - WE FINALLY MEET THESE OTHER GUYS, 34 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:22,212 AND INSTEAD OF SEEING THEM AS COMPETITION, 35 00:01:22,342 --> 00:01:24,518 I'M THINKING, WELL, THEY SEEM TO HAVE THE SOFTWARE FIGURED OUT. 36 00:01:24,649 --> 00:01:26,955 GORDON AND I HAVE THE HARDWARE READY TO GO. 37 00:01:27,086 --> 00:01:29,523 WHY DON'T WE ALL JOIN FORCES? 38 00:01:29,654 --> 00:01:32,744 AND PITCH IN ON SOME WEATHER STRIPPING? 39 00:01:32,874 --> 00:01:36,139 - THE COMPUTER GARAGE GANG FOUND ITS TRUE HOME. 40 00:01:36,269 --> 00:01:39,054 NOW THEY COULD FOCUS ON WHAT MATTERED. 41 00:01:39,185 --> 00:01:42,145 - SLEEKER DESIGN, MORE STORAGE SPACE, 42 00:01:42,275 --> 00:01:43,842 MORE USER-FRIENDLY. 43 00:01:43,972 --> 00:01:45,583 THAT'S WHAT WE WANT IN A GARAGE. 44 00:01:45,713 --> 00:01:48,586 - I'D HEARD OF A ONE-CAR GARAGE, BUT A TWO-CAR GARAGE? 45 00:01:48,716 --> 00:01:50,022 - TRACK LIGHTING? HEY, THAT HELPS. 46 00:01:50,153 --> 00:01:51,458 - THE MINI FRIDGE, A DART BOARD. 47 00:01:51,589 --> 00:01:53,025 - RECORDS... 48 00:01:53,156 --> 00:01:54,592 - EIGHT-TRACK PLAYER, CARPETING... 49 00:01:54,722 --> 00:01:56,637 - OH, YEAH, THERE WAS SOME COMPUTER STUFF, YEAH. 50 00:01:56,768 --> 00:01:59,162 - A BANISTER. - A LAVA LAMP. [laughs] 51 00:01:59,292 --> 00:02:03,122 - THERE WAS A POSTER-- THERE WAS TWO POSTERS. 52 00:02:03,253 --> 00:02:04,602 - WE HAD A COFFEE CAN FOR CHANGE. 53 00:02:04,732 --> 00:02:06,473 WE HAD PLATES TO KEEP OUR SANDWICHES ON. 54 00:02:06,604 --> 00:02:08,301 - A GIRL CAME IN ONCE. 55 00:02:08,432 --> 00:02:10,434 - WE ATE, SLEPT, PLAYED, AND WORKED, ALL IN OUR GARAGE. 56 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:12,653 YOU COULD GO UP TO THE LOFT IF YOU WANTED. WE HAD A LOFT. 57 00:02:12,784 --> 00:02:14,481 - YOU COULD PUT ANYTHING IN THE RAFTERS YOU WANT, 58 00:02:14,612 --> 00:02:16,179 PLENTY OF STORAGE SPACE. 59 00:02:16,309 --> 00:02:17,702 - ONE OF OUR BIGGEST BREAKTHROUGHS IS SOMETHING 60 00:02:17,832 --> 00:02:19,965 THAT PEOPLE NOW USE IN THEIR EVERYDAY LIVES. 61 00:02:20,095 --> 00:02:22,707 THE KEYBOARD. 62 00:02:22,837 --> 00:02:25,275 - WE HAD A WHOLE AREA DEVOTED TO JUST STORING CHAIRS. 63 00:02:25,405 --> 00:02:26,885 - THE COMPUTER? YEAH, WE FINISHED THAT. 64 00:02:27,015 --> 00:02:29,235 THAT WAS NO PROBLEM. WE'RE COMPUTER GENIUSES. 65 00:02:29,366 --> 00:02:31,716 THE--THE TENNIS BALLS, THOUGH... 66 00:02:31,846 --> 00:02:35,502 THEY WERE HANGING ON STRINGS. 67 00:02:35,633 --> 00:02:38,462 [pop rock music] 68 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:46,600 ♪ 69 00:02:48,428 --> 00:02:51,344 - HEY, EVERYBODY. WELCOME TO THE SHOW. 70 00:02:51,475 --> 00:02:53,433 THOSE ARE THE BIRTHDAY BOYS BACK THERE. 71 00:02:53,564 --> 00:02:54,913 LOOK AT 'EM GO. 72 00:02:55,043 --> 00:02:58,003 THE STARS OF THE SHOW. [chuckles] 73 00:02:58,133 --> 00:03:00,135 WELL, THIS IS HOW THIS IS GONNA WORK. 74 00:03:00,266 --> 00:03:01,702 WE'RE GONNA DO SOME COMEDY SKETCHES FOR YOU, 75 00:03:01,833 --> 00:03:03,617 YOU'RE GONNA LAUGH AT HOME. 76 00:03:03,748 --> 00:03:05,315 IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE, BUT YOU-- 77 00:03:05,445 --> 00:03:06,620 [piano music, engine revs] WHOA. 78 00:03:06,751 --> 00:03:08,361 [tiny horn beeps] WHAT'S THIS? 79 00:03:08,492 --> 00:03:11,321 - OH, HEY, THAT'S OUR OLD FRIEND CAR-Y THE CAR. 80 00:03:11,451 --> 00:03:13,148 - HE STOPS BY FROM TIME TO TIME 81 00:03:13,279 --> 00:03:14,846 TO TAKE US ON A TRIP TO THE LAND OF PRETEND. 82 00:03:14,976 --> 00:03:17,718 - YEAH, IT'S SORT OF A MAGICAL, FAIRY-TALE PLACE. 83 00:03:17,849 --> 00:03:20,330 YOU WANNA SEE IT? - SURE. 84 00:03:20,460 --> 00:03:23,376 - ALL RIGHT, CAR-Y. TAKE US ON A TRIP TO THE LAND OF PRETEND. 85 00:03:23,507 --> 00:03:25,291 [horn beeps] 86 00:03:25,422 --> 00:03:28,599 [car falls off table, motor whirs] 87 00:03:28,729 --> 00:03:31,384 [piano music] 88 00:03:31,515 --> 00:03:32,516 [horn beeps] 89 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:40,654 ♪ 90 00:03:42,177 --> 00:03:45,833 [horn beeps] 91 00:03:49,489 --> 00:03:52,405 - SO HE DOESN'T HAVE, LIKE, A MAGIC PORTAL OR SOMETHING? 92 00:03:52,536 --> 00:03:55,321 - NO, HE JUST USES NORMAL ROADS. - OH. 93 00:03:55,452 --> 00:04:03,373 ♪ 94 00:04:04,722 --> 00:04:07,681 [heavy metal music] 95 00:04:07,812 --> 00:04:09,814 - WHAT'S UP, THERE, BOYS AND GIRLS? 96 00:04:09,944 --> 00:04:12,686 ME AND MY LITTLE FRIENDS HERE JUST PICKED UP A FEW GROCERIES, 97 00:04:12,817 --> 00:04:13,774 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 98 00:04:13,905 --> 00:04:15,863 WE GOT THE GOOD STUFF TOO. 99 00:04:15,994 --> 00:04:19,389 I'M TALKING EGGS, SHAVING CREAM, AND FRIGGIN' TOILET PAPER. 100 00:04:19,519 --> 00:04:21,086 - [laughs] - THAT'S RIGHT. 101 00:04:21,216 --> 00:04:22,914 THIS NEIGHBORHOOD ISN'T GONNA KNOW WHAT HIT IT. 102 00:04:23,044 --> 00:04:24,698 AM I RIGHT, GUYS? [laughter] 103 00:04:24,829 --> 00:04:27,179 LET'S FREAKIN' DO THIS. COME ON, LET'S GO. 104 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:30,095 [laughter, indistinct chatter] 105 00:04:30,225 --> 00:04:31,618 - WHOO! 106 00:04:31,749 --> 00:04:33,359 [indistinct chatter] 107 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:41,236 ♪ 108 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:45,545 - [sped-up giggle] 109 00:04:45,676 --> 00:04:53,597 ♪ 110 00:05:01,387 --> 00:05:02,345 [music stops] 111 00:05:03,998 --> 00:05:11,658 ♪ 112 00:05:11,789 --> 00:05:14,400 [police siren wails] 113 00:05:14,531 --> 00:05:16,446 ♪ 114 00:05:16,576 --> 00:05:20,711 [laughter] 115 00:05:20,841 --> 00:05:24,454 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND WANTING TO BE IN A GARAGE ALL THE TIME. 116 00:05:24,584 --> 00:05:27,152 AND TALKING-- GARAGES, GARAGES AND WHAT-- 117 00:05:27,282 --> 00:05:28,632 "BET I CAN GET A BETTER GARAGE IF I INVENT COMPUTERS." 118 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:30,982 WHAT? 119 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:36,683 SO I JUST GO OVER THERE TO WATCH THESE FREAKS. 120 00:05:36,814 --> 00:05:39,860 THEY WERE FREAKS TO ME. 121 00:05:39,991 --> 00:05:42,385 I DID SEE THEIR LITTLE, UH, DOOHICKEY 122 00:05:42,515 --> 00:05:44,387 THEY WERE TINKERING WITH. 123 00:05:44,517 --> 00:05:46,301 I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD OF IT. 124 00:05:46,432 --> 00:05:48,695 ALL I KNOW IS IT LOOKS LIKE THE FUTURE. 125 00:05:48,826 --> 00:05:51,742 AND THEY'VE GOT A TERRIBLE NAME FOR IT. 126 00:05:51,872 --> 00:05:55,702 - WE WERE CALLING IT THE XR712.5... 127 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:57,225 - 7X... - 664... 128 00:05:57,356 --> 00:05:58,662 - CB1... 129 00:05:58,792 --> 00:05:59,663 - 8... - 48... 130 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:01,229 - 3... - DP3... 131 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:03,710 - XYZ... WHO KNOWS? SHUT UP. 132 00:06:03,841 --> 00:06:05,930 I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANY MORE NUMBERS. [chuckles] 133 00:06:06,060 --> 00:06:10,021 I TOOK ONE LOOK AT THIS DOOHICKEY, AND I SAID, "HEY, 134 00:06:10,151 --> 00:06:13,416 "THAT LOOKS LIKE SOME... THING. 135 00:06:13,546 --> 00:06:14,808 WHY DON'T YOU CALL IT A 'THING'?" 136 00:06:14,939 --> 00:06:18,508 BOOM! SKYROCKET! HA-HA! 137 00:06:18,638 --> 00:06:22,729 - WITH BARNUM'S BUSINESS SAVVY, AND THE BOYS' HARD WORK, 138 00:06:22,860 --> 00:06:25,428 THE THING WAS AN INSTANT SUCCESS. 139 00:06:28,518 --> 00:06:30,389 - SO WE MADE A BUSINESS DECISION. 140 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:32,435 HE WOULD OWN THE NAME, THE SOFTWARE RIGHTS, 141 00:06:32,565 --> 00:06:34,349 THE HARDWARE RIGHTS, THE STOCK, 142 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:36,787 BUT WE RETAIN THE RIGHTS TO THE GARAGE. 143 00:06:36,917 --> 00:06:39,833 - YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND, BARNUM IS JUST A BUSINESSMAN. 144 00:06:39,964 --> 00:06:43,533 TO THIS DAY, I DON'T THINK HE KNOWS THERE'S A LOFT IN THERE. 145 00:06:43,663 --> 00:06:45,404 TODAY WE ALL LIVE NEXT DOOR TO EACH OTHER 146 00:06:45,535 --> 00:06:49,713 IN A GATED GARAGE-ONLY COMMUNITY IN LOS GATOS. 147 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:52,019 - OH, THEY GOT-- THEY GOT A GOOD DEAL, YEAH. 148 00:06:52,150 --> 00:06:53,412 THEY GOT THE BETTER END OF THE-- 149 00:06:53,543 --> 00:06:57,503 CAN I GET ANOTHER LOBSTER HERE? COME ON! 150 00:06:57,634 --> 00:07:00,245 COME ON. 151 00:07:00,375 --> 00:07:02,726 [upbeat music] 152 00:07:02,856 --> 00:07:05,119 - WE'VE ALL DONE REALLY WELL, SO NO COMPLAINTS. 153 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:08,601 IT WAS NEVER ABOUT THE PAYCHECKS ANYWAY. 154 00:07:08,732 --> 00:07:11,909 [dogs bark] 155 00:07:12,039 --> 00:07:14,955 [exciting music] 156 00:07:18,437 --> 00:07:20,526 - ALL RIGHT. THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME. 157 00:07:20,657 --> 00:07:22,833 YOU'VE GOTTA TRANSPORT THIS WARHEAD TO THE D-5 BUNKER 158 00:07:22,963 --> 00:07:24,661 AS FAST AS YOU CAN TO BE DISARMED. 159 00:07:24,791 --> 00:07:27,315 OTHERWISE, THE TREADSTORM D-7 SEQUENCE WILL INITIATE. 160 00:07:27,446 --> 00:07:28,316 [computer beeps] YOU GOT IT? 161 00:07:28,447 --> 00:07:29,622 both: GOT IT. 162 00:07:29,753 --> 00:07:30,667 - [muffled grunting] 163 00:07:30,797 --> 00:07:32,886 - WHAT THE HELL? 164 00:07:33,017 --> 00:07:34,584 WHO ARE YOU? 165 00:07:34,714 --> 00:07:35,585 [muffled grunts] 166 00:07:35,715 --> 00:07:38,283 - AH. - AH! 167 00:07:38,413 --> 00:07:39,850 - WE'RE THE REAL TRANSPORTERS. 168 00:07:39,980 --> 00:07:42,461 - THESE MEN ARE IMPOSTERS. THEY STOLE OUR UNIFORMS. 169 00:07:42,592 --> 00:07:43,984 - YOU WERE GONNA HIJACK THE WARHEAD. 170 00:07:44,115 --> 00:07:46,552 NICE TRY, YOU SACKS OF SHIT. 171 00:07:46,683 --> 00:07:48,598 GOD DAMN IT! THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME. 172 00:07:48,728 --> 00:07:51,470 CAN YOU GET THAT BOMB TO THE D-5 BUNKER? 173 00:07:51,601 --> 00:07:53,733 - YOU BET YOUR ASS WE CAN. - RIGHT AWAY, SIR. 174 00:07:53,864 --> 00:07:56,301 - HEY! 175 00:08:00,435 --> 00:08:03,917 - WHO ARE YOU? 176 00:08:04,048 --> 00:08:07,617 - WE'RE THE REAL TRANSPORTERS. - WHAT? 177 00:08:07,747 --> 00:08:10,010 - WE'RE THE REAL TRANSPORTERS. THESE GUYS ARE IMPOSTERS. 178 00:08:10,141 --> 00:08:12,012 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 179 00:08:12,143 --> 00:08:13,100 THESE GUYS ARE IMPOSTERS. 180 00:08:13,231 --> 00:08:14,580 THEY STOLE THOSE GUYS' UNIFORMS 181 00:08:14,711 --> 00:08:16,103 AND LEFT THEM IN ROPES AND UNDERWEAR. 182 00:08:16,234 --> 00:08:18,715 - NO. WELL, I MEAN, YOU'RE HALF RIGHT. 183 00:08:18,845 --> 00:08:19,933 [laughs] LET ME EXPLAIN. 184 00:08:20,064 --> 00:08:23,502 OOP--[chuckles] ANYWAY... 185 00:08:23,633 --> 00:08:26,766 TREADSTORM IS A SUB-SECRET UNIPOL PROJECT. 186 00:08:26,897 --> 00:08:28,681 - YEAH, I KNOW. 187 00:08:28,812 --> 00:08:31,902 - NOW, THESE GUYS HERE ARE IN FACT UNIPOL IMPOSTORS, 188 00:08:32,032 --> 00:08:34,905 BUT NOT FOR OMEGA 4, FOR ALPHA 9. 189 00:08:35,035 --> 00:08:37,211 - OKAY. 190 00:08:37,342 --> 00:08:39,170 - WELL, THEY STOLE OUR UNIFORMS, ALL RIGHT, 191 00:08:39,300 --> 00:08:41,694 AND LEFT US IN ROPES AND UNDERWEAR. 192 00:08:41,825 --> 00:08:45,306 AND THEN THESE GUYS CAME BY, BUT THEY'RE FROM ECHO 6. 193 00:08:45,437 --> 00:08:46,656 AND THEY STOLE OUR ROPES AND UNDERWEAR. 194 00:08:46,786 --> 00:08:48,875 - YEAH, AND THE DUCT TAPE FROM OUR MOUTHS. 195 00:08:49,006 --> 00:08:53,837 - BUT WHY WOULD YOU GUYS STEAL ROPES AND UNDERWEAR? 196 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,882 I MEAN, WOULDN'T IT MAKE MORE SENSE TO STEAL 197 00:08:56,013 --> 00:08:56,883 THE UNIFORMS? THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT. 198 00:08:57,014 --> 00:08:59,799 - YEAH. YEAH, YEAH. 199 00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:02,497 I CAN SEE HOW YOU'D THINK THAT WOULD'VE BEEN AN OPTION, 200 00:09:02,628 --> 00:09:04,325 BUT IT REALLY WASN'T. YOU SEE--[grunts] 201 00:09:04,456 --> 00:09:05,892 THE PROBLEM WAS THAT THEY ARRIVED SO LATE 202 00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:08,112 THAT YOU WERE ALREADY HERE. 203 00:09:08,242 --> 00:09:10,288 SO THEY COULDN'T GO AFTER THE UNIFORMED IMPOSTERS. 204 00:09:10,418 --> 00:09:11,855 YOU WOULD'VE SEEN IT HAPPEN RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. 205 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:13,987 SO... 206 00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:15,728 [grunting] 207 00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:18,905 PARDON ME. [grunting] 208 00:09:19,036 --> 00:09:21,560 WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO THAT FIRST SET OF IMPOSTORS 209 00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:23,867 ABOUT, "YOU ARE TO TRANSPORT THIS WARHEAD 210 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:25,782 TO THE D-5 BUNKER," AND ALL THAT STUFF, 211 00:09:25,912 --> 00:09:27,305 THAT'S WHEN IT WAS ALL HAPPENING. 212 00:09:27,435 --> 00:09:29,568 THAT'S WHEN THEY TOOK OUR ROPES AND UNDERWEAR, 213 00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:31,048 RIGHT BACK THERE WHERE YOU COULDN'T SEE IT. 214 00:09:31,178 --> 00:09:32,571 NOW YOU GET IT. 215 00:09:32,702 --> 00:09:33,833 WOULD YOU, UH-- WOULD YOU LIKE A RAISIN? 216 00:09:33,964 --> 00:09:36,836 - SURE. 217 00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:38,577 THANKS. 218 00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:42,059 ALL RIGHT, NOW, I THINK I UNDERSTAND 219 00:09:42,189 --> 00:09:44,627 PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING HERE, 220 00:09:44,757 --> 00:09:46,716 BUT I DID HAVE ONE OTHER QUESTION. 221 00:09:46,846 --> 00:09:49,936 WHY'D YOU GUYS WAIT SO LONG BEFORE YOU CAME OUT HERE? 222 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:53,287 I MEAN, YOU GUYS ARE CLEARLY NOT TIED UP. 223 00:09:53,418 --> 00:09:55,028 WHAT WERE YOU DOING BACK THERE? 224 00:09:55,159 --> 00:09:56,595 - OH, RIGHT BACK THERE? 225 00:09:56,726 --> 00:09:58,118 [rapid beeping] 226 00:09:58,249 --> 00:10:00,643 - HE WAS LOOKING AT MY D-- 227 00:10:00,773 --> 00:10:04,124 [all screaming] 228 00:10:04,255 --> 00:10:06,779 [lounge music] 229 00:10:08,346 --> 00:10:09,956 [upbeat music] 230 00:10:10,087 --> 00:10:11,741 - [exhales] I'LL TELL YOU, 231 00:10:11,871 --> 00:10:12,959 IT WASN'T ALL FUN AND GAMES. 232 00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:14,787 I WAS THIS CLOSE 233 00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:17,529 TO DEVELOPING A FLOATING CO-POINT PROCESSOR, 234 00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:19,226 AND WE HIT A TECH BUMP. 235 00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:22,621 SOMEBODY LOST THE GARAGE DOOR OPENER. 236 00:10:22,752 --> 00:10:25,580 [somber music] 237 00:10:25,711 --> 00:10:27,539 ♪ 238 00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:30,194 - POPULAR OPINION IS THAT DESMOND LOST IT. 239 00:10:30,324 --> 00:10:33,153 - WHERE DID YOU HAVE IT LAST? - I DIDN'T HAVE IT. 240 00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:34,677 - IF YOU KNOW THE GUY, IT MAKES SENSE. 241 00:10:34,807 --> 00:10:36,461 - IT WAS RIGHT HERE! I DON'T-- 242 00:10:36,591 --> 00:10:38,376 - I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT. NEXT TOPIC. 243 00:10:38,506 --> 00:10:40,726 - THERE'S NOT A DOUBT IN MY MIND THAT DESMOND LOST IT. 244 00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:42,554 HE WAS ALWAYS DICKING AROUND WITH THAT THING. 245 00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:44,208 - STOP! 246 00:10:44,338 --> 00:10:46,036 HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION? 247 00:10:46,166 --> 00:10:48,255 I NEVER HAD THE GARAGE DOOR OPENER, OKAY? 248 00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:49,561 ANSWER, DONE. 249 00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:51,084 - YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT THIEVES? 250 00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:52,825 YOU REMEMBER BARNUM LABEAUX, 251 00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:54,784 THE GUY WHO GOT RICH OFF OUR COMPUTER TECHNOLOGY? 252 00:10:54,914 --> 00:10:56,524 HE'S A THIEF. 253 00:10:56,655 --> 00:10:59,484 I THINK HE STOLE THE GARAGE DOOR OPENER AND PINNED IT ON DESMOND. 254 00:10:59,614 --> 00:11:01,834 THOSE THINGS AREN'T EASY TO REPLACE EITHER. 255 00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:03,270 THEY COME WITH THE DOOR. 256 00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:05,620 - YEAH, I DON'T CARE ABOUT GARAGES. 257 00:11:05,751 --> 00:11:06,796 I MEAN, WHAT? YOU PUT A CAR IN IT. 258 00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:11,017 [upbeat music] 259 00:11:11,148 --> 00:11:13,019 [tiny car horn honking] 260 00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:21,419 [somber music] 261 00:11:21,549 --> 00:11:24,727 ♪ 262 00:11:24,857 --> 00:11:26,859 [door alert dings] 263 00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:31,951 [scanner beeps] 264 00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:35,955 [door alert dings] 265 00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:43,876 ♪ 266 00:11:47,401 --> 00:11:49,403 [tiny car horn honks] 267 00:11:59,413 --> 00:12:02,765 - FROM HIS HUMBLE BEGINNINGS AS A NEIGHBOR, HE BROUGHT US... 268 00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:05,724 - [laughs] 269 00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,204 GO. 270 00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:10,163 IT CAN HOLD UP TO FOUR BOOKS. 271 00:12:11,991 --> 00:12:13,993 - AND NOW, HE'S READY TO UNVEIL 272 00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:16,430 THIS YEAR'S REVOLUTIONARY DEVICE. 273 00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:20,217 GIVE A BIG TECH WORLD WELCOME TO BARNUM LABEAUX. 274 00:12:20,347 --> 00:12:21,479 [applause] 275 00:12:21,609 --> 00:12:26,440 - HEY, TECHIES, I LOVE YA. 276 00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:28,791 WELL, WE'VE BEEN VERY BUSY 277 00:12:28,921 --> 00:12:32,098 AND MORE SECRETIVE THAN USUAL, 278 00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:35,754 BUT THAT'S BECAUSE THIS YEAR, WE'VE GOT SOME THING 279 00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:39,366 BIGGER THAN ANY THING WE'VE EVER HAD BEFORE. 280 00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:42,369 [chuckles] [laughter] 281 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,197 [sighs] 282 00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:45,242 [chuckles] 283 00:12:45,372 --> 00:12:46,460 [dramatic music] 284 00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:49,289 [chuckles] 285 00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:54,904 THIS YEAR, I'VE GOT... 286 00:12:55,034 --> 00:12:56,775 NOTHING. 287 00:12:59,038 --> 00:13:03,303 I...I COULDN'T COME UP WITH ANYTHING. 288 00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:06,132 - BOO! 289 00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,134 all: BOO! 290 00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:10,223 - I HAD NOTHING! 291 00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:11,355 - HE'S A FRAUD! 292 00:13:11,485 --> 00:13:13,357 - HE'S A PHONY! 293 00:13:13,487 --> 00:13:16,751 - YOU DON'T DESERVE THE SUCCESS YOU'VE ACHIEVED! 294 00:13:16,882 --> 00:13:18,231 [audience booing] - I'VE GOT NOTHING! 295 00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:20,277 NOTHING! 296 00:13:20,407 --> 00:13:23,236 [gags] 297 00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:25,325 UGH, WHAT A NIGHTMARE. 298 00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:26,936 [knocking at the door] 299 00:13:27,066 --> 00:13:29,373 - THEY'RE READY FOR YOU, BARNUM. 300 00:13:29,503 --> 00:13:32,680 [sighs] HERE GOES NOTHING. 301 00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:37,120 - GIVE A BIG TECH WORLD WELCOME TO BARNUM LABEAUX. 302 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,556 [applause] 303 00:13:38,686 --> 00:13:42,168 - HEY, TECHIES, I LOVE YA. 304 00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:44,736 WELL, WE'VE BEEN VERY BUSY 305 00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:47,521 AND MORE SECRETIVE THAN USUAL, 306 00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:51,395 BUT THAT'S BECAUSE THIS YEAR, WE'VE GOT SOME THING 307 00:13:51,525 --> 00:13:55,007 BIGGER THAN ANY THING WE'VE EVER HAD BEFORE. 308 00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:58,097 [chuckles] [laughter] 309 00:13:58,228 --> 00:14:00,012 [sighs] 310 00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:01,187 [chuckles] 311 00:14:01,318 --> 00:14:03,015 [dramatic music] 312 00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:05,191 [sighs] 313 00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:09,935 I PRESENT TO YOU... 314 00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:11,850 NOTHING. 315 00:14:13,547 --> 00:14:15,680 I'VE GOT NOTHING. 316 00:14:15,810 --> 00:14:20,424 SORRY, I JUST COULDN'T COME UP WITH ANYTHING. 317 00:14:20,554 --> 00:14:22,034 - WHOO! 318 00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:23,688 [audience murmurs] 319 00:14:23,818 --> 00:14:26,125 - HE'S-- HE'S ONTO SOMETHING, 320 00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:28,736 BECAUSE THINK ABOUT IT, 321 00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:31,565 WHAT'S SEPARATING US HERE, RIGHT NOW? 322 00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:33,132 WELL, NOTHING, AND YET, 323 00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:36,309 WE'RE COMMUNICATING. 324 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:40,574 IMAGINE A PRODUCT THAT COULD GIVE YOU THIS... 325 00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:43,360 ANYTIME, ANYPLACE, ANYWHERE, 326 00:14:43,490 --> 00:14:46,232 FOR A MINIMAL FEE. 327 00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:47,886 - BRILLIANT. 328 00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:48,887 [laughter and applause] 329 00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:50,062 - [laughs] 330 00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:51,585 - HE'S A GENIUS! 331 00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:54,023 - YEAH, YOU'RE GETTING IT. 332 00:14:54,153 --> 00:14:58,244 - YOU DESERVE THE SUCCESS YOU'VE ACHIEVED! 333 00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:00,551 - YEAH, OH, LET'S SAY YOU HAVE A SONG IN YOUR HEAD 334 00:15:00,681 --> 00:15:03,249 THAT YOU WANT TO SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS--YOU GUYS. 335 00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:06,209 WELL, WITH THE NOTHING, YOU JUST... 336 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,776 [whistles] 337 00:15:08,907 --> 00:15:11,562 ♪ DOO DOODLE OODLE-EE DOO BOOP ♪ 338 00:15:11,692 --> 00:15:12,606 [cheers and applause] AND NOW, THE SONG 339 00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:13,956 IS IN YOUR FRIEND'S HEAD, 340 00:15:14,086 --> 00:15:15,305 AND HE CAN SHARE IT WITH HIS FRIENDS 341 00:15:15,435 --> 00:15:17,307 AND HER FRIENDS AND THEIR FRIENDS. 342 00:15:17,437 --> 00:15:19,483 IT'S GREAT, RIGHT? SO THROW OUT 343 00:15:19,613 --> 00:15:23,530 THOSE STUPID, IDIOTIC, HEAVY, 344 00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:25,619 "SMART," DUMB DEVICES, 345 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,273 AND GET WITH THE NOTHING. 346 00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:30,537 YOU'RE GETTING IT, YOU LATTE-SIPPING, 347 00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:35,151 TRENDSETTING, EARLY-ADOPTING JACKASSES! 348 00:15:35,281 --> 00:15:37,370 WHOO! [cheers and applause] 349 00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:42,158 all: NOTHING! NOTHING! NOTHING! NOTHING! NOTHING! NOTHING! 350 00:15:42,288 --> 00:15:45,291 NOTHING! NOTHING! NOTHING! NOTHING! 351 00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:49,643 [heavy metal music] 352 00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:54,126 - DID YOU MISS U-U-U-U-US? 353 00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:56,215 [loud cymbal crash] 354 00:15:56,346 --> 00:16:03,570 ♪ 355 00:16:12,231 --> 00:16:14,494 [laughter] 356 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:17,106 - OH, YEAH. - YEAH! 357 00:16:17,236 --> 00:16:18,281 ♪ 358 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:21,501 [all cheering] 359 00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:23,242 - YEAH! [laughter] 360 00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:27,290 - RUN! 361 00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:30,423 - RUN. 362 00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:32,338 - ANOTHER CAKE! 363 00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:34,079 OH, IF YOU THINK I WON'T DO YOU ANY FAVORS IN RETURN, 364 00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:35,733 YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMING! 365 00:16:35,863 --> 00:16:37,996 I WANT ALL YOUR T-SHIRT SIZES! 366 00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:40,564 - [laughs] - HE LOVED IT! 367 00:16:42,609 --> 00:16:45,395 [soft piano music] 368 00:16:45,525 --> 00:16:49,138 ♪ 369 00:16:49,268 --> 00:16:50,574 - [chuckles] NO, I ATE THE WHOLE DAMN THING. 370 00:16:50,704 --> 00:16:52,576 THAT WAS CRAZY. - [chuckles] 371 00:16:52,706 --> 00:16:55,057 - HEY, TIM, HOW'S IT GOING, MAN? - OH. PRETTY GOOD. PRETTY GOOD. 372 00:16:55,187 --> 00:16:57,450 HEY, CAN I ASK YOU GUYS SOMETHING? 373 00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:59,191 - SURE. COURSE. 374 00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:00,845 - YOU EVER SEE THE MOVIE HOPE FLOATS? 375 00:17:00,975 --> 00:17:03,761 - HOPE FLOATS. OH, YEAH. ROMANTIC COMEDY, RIGHT? 376 00:17:03,891 --> 00:17:06,024 LATE '90s? YEAH, YEAH. 377 00:17:06,155 --> 00:17:07,069 - OH, IT WAS, UH, SANDRA BULLOCK... 378 00:17:07,199 --> 00:17:08,331 - MM-HMM. - AND, UH... 379 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:09,375 HARRY CONNICK JR. - BINGO, YEAH. 380 00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:10,376 - YEAH, I SAW THAT. 381 00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,117 - COOL, COOL, COOL. 382 00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:14,685 WHAT'D YOU THINK OF IT? 383 00:17:14,815 --> 00:17:16,252 - I DON'T KNOW, I GUESS IT HAD SOME FUNNY PARTS. 384 00:17:16,382 --> 00:17:17,905 - [chuckles] - YEAH, IT'S FUN. 385 00:17:18,036 --> 00:17:20,169 IT'S JUST NOTHING TO WRITE HOME ABOUT. 386 00:17:20,299 --> 00:17:21,953 - WHAT? 387 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:24,216 - IT WAS AN OKAY MOVIE, JUST NOTHING TO WRITE HOME ABOUT. 388 00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:27,045 - RIGHT. 389 00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:30,048 - GREAT. 390 00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:33,443 JUST GREAT! 391 00:17:33,573 --> 00:17:37,142 WHAT A GODDAMN WASTE OF TIME! 392 00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:39,579 - JEEZ. 393 00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:42,408 - WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 394 00:17:44,845 --> 00:17:46,412 [violin music plays] 395 00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:47,979 - "DEAR MOTHER AND FATHER, 396 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:50,721 "IT HAS BEEN MANY WEEKS SINCE WE HAVE SPOKEN. 397 00:17:50,851 --> 00:17:54,159 "HOPE FLOATS IS A 1998 AMERICAN FILM STARRING SANDRA BULLOCK, 398 00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,596 "HARRY CONNICK JR., AND GENA ROWLANDS. 399 00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:59,469 "HUMILIATED ON NATIONAL TELEVISION WHEN HER BEST FRIEND 400 00:17:59,599 --> 00:18:01,471 "AND HER HUSBAND ADMIT THEY'RE IN LOVE AND HAVING AN AFFAIR, 401 00:18:01,601 --> 00:18:05,170 "BIRDEE PRUITT MOVES BACK TO HER MOTHER'S HOME IN TEXAS. 402 00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:08,042 "RETURNING HOME, HOWEVER, IS NOT EASY. 403 00:18:08,173 --> 00:18:09,740 "CAN BIRDEE PUT HER RECENT PAST BEHIND HER 404 00:18:09,870 --> 00:18:11,698 "AND START A NEW LIFE? 405 00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:13,309 "I HOPE THIS LETTER FINDS YOU WELL. 406 00:18:13,439 --> 00:18:16,399 "ALWAYS, TIM. 407 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:19,402 P.S. I'VE TURNED INTO KIND OF A WEIRD GUY." 408 00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:20,925 both: OH. 409 00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,712 [upbeat music] 410 00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:28,628 [inspirational music] 411 00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:33,067 - IN A DILAPIDATED HOME IN THE SAN FERNANDO VALLEY, 412 00:18:33,198 --> 00:18:36,114 SEVEN GUYS GOT TOGETHER ON A MISSION. 413 00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:39,161 WE JUST LOVED COMEDY. WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY MASTER PLAN. 414 00:18:39,291 --> 00:18:41,989 - MISSED REACTION SHOT TAKE TWO. HERE WE GO. 415 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,514 - IT WAS FOR THE LOVE OF COMEDY, NOT COMMERCE. 416 00:18:44,644 --> 00:18:46,690 [laughter] 417 00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:50,476 - FINALLY, THEY GOT THEIR GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY. 418 00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:54,219 A TELEVISION PRODUCER OFFERED THEM THEIR OWN SHOW. 419 00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:56,961 BUT AT WHAT COST? 420 00:18:57,091 --> 00:18:58,919 - NEXT THING I KNOW, I'M IN A SCENE 421 00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:00,269 WITH MY CLOTHES AROUND MY ANKLES, 422 00:19:00,399 --> 00:19:02,227 AND I'M NOT KNOWN FOR MY PHYSIQUE. 423 00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:05,491 - HE MADE US DO A SKETCH ABOUT A SMALLER-THAN-NORMAL CAR. 424 00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:08,625 - WELL, I AM KNOWN FOR MY PHYSIQUE, JUST FOR IT... 425 00:19:08,755 --> 00:19:10,148 BEING TERRIBLE. 426 00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:12,498 - EGGS, SHAVING CREAM, TOILET PAPER? 427 00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:14,587 WHERE'S THE JOKE? 428 00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:15,980 - THAT KIND OF THING'S NOT FUNNY TO US. 429 00:19:16,110 --> 00:19:18,461 - EVENTUALLY ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH. 430 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:21,507 WE DECIDED TO CONFRONT OUR PRODUCER. 431 00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:22,769 [people chattering] 432 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:25,685 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE ARE ARTISTS. 433 00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,600 - WE ARE NOT GONNA TAP-DANCE 434 00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:29,733 FOR THE LOBSTER EATERS DOWN ON MADISON AVENUE ANYMORE! 435 00:19:29,863 --> 00:19:31,256 - IT'S EMBARRASSING! 436 00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:33,780 - OH, GOD. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 437 00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:37,306 - I JUST BROUGHT YOUR PAYCHECKS. 438 00:19:37,436 --> 00:19:38,611 [all cheering] 439 00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:41,571 [upbeat music] 440 00:19:41,701 --> 00:19:45,662 ♪ 441 00:19:45,792 --> 00:19:50,493 [all cheering] 442 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:58,849 ♪ 443 00:19:59,980 --> 00:20:01,982 - [screams] - AAH! 444 00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:04,463 - ONE, TWO, THREE... all: PAYCHECKS! 445 00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:05,769 [indistinct chatter] 446 00:20:05,899 --> 00:20:08,598 - HEY, GUYS, CHECK IT OUT. 447 00:20:08,728 --> 00:20:11,253 all: OH! 448 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:15,518 - [screams] 449 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,389 - YEAH! 450 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:18,738 all: OH! 451 00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:21,567 YO, HO, AND UP WE GO! 452 00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:23,221 OH! - BOOM! 453 00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:25,310 - I'M HAVING THE NIGHT OF MY LIFE! 454 00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:27,530 - WHOO! - WHOO! 455 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,750 - ♪ GIMME THE GREEN STUFF, GIMME THE CHECKS ♪ 456 00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:34,450 [all cheering] 457 00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:38,976 - WHOO! [excited chatter] 458 00:20:39,106 --> 00:20:42,501 ♪ 459 00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:44,068 - AH! 460 00:20:44,198 --> 00:20:48,551 - YOU KIDDING ME? [laughs] 461 00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:52,946 ♪ 462 00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:54,861 all: WHOA! [laughter] 463 00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:57,560 - THAT IS SO COOL! - IT'S GOOD TO BE HERE! 464 00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:00,606 [cheering] 465 00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:03,609 [birds chirping] 466 00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:06,699 - [sighs] 467 00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:11,443 [exuberant rock music] 468 00:21:11,574 --> 00:21:12,662 ♪ 469 00:21:12,792 --> 00:21:13,706 [all cheering] 470 00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:15,795 ♪ 471 00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:18,581 [shell crunches] 472 00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:20,452 [laughter] - THIS PLACE IS SO-- 473 00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:21,497 - AHH! 474 00:21:21,627 --> 00:21:22,541 - [laughs] 475 00:21:22,672 --> 00:21:30,332 ♪ 476 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:35,511 [upbeat music] 477 00:21:35,641 --> 00:21:38,427 [birds screeching] 478 00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:47,479 [piano music] 479 00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:52,702 ♪ 480 00:21:52,832 --> 00:21:53,920 [electronic music] 481 00:21:54,051 --> 00:21:55,444 all: ♪ PAYCHECKS 482 00:21:55,574 --> 00:21:58,621 ♪ PAYCHECKS ON THE ROAD [bottles clink] 483 00:21:58,751 --> 00:21:59,491 [horn honks] 484 00:22:03,277 --> 00:22:05,062 - OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. HEY. 485 00:22:05,192 --> 00:22:07,107 DID WE JUST HIT SOMETHING? 486 00:22:07,238 --> 00:22:09,980 - WHO CARES? WE GOT PAYCHECKS. HAND ME SOME OF THAT LOBSTER. 487 00:22:10,110 --> 00:22:11,764 [laughter] - YEAH! 488 00:22:11,895 --> 00:22:13,853 [rap music]