- Pee on the hydrant. Pee on the hydrant.
I am an entrepreneur.
- [laughs] - ♪ Yeah
So I gathered this crew together to help create
my new pussy workout video,
"Get It Right, and Get It Tight."
Kegel. Keep your vagina in.
- I can't do this [bleep] without you here.
- Ooh.
- Sky's one of my most loyal employees.
And the thought of me losing her really put into perspective
how much I need her.
Picture this.
Black Ink Atlanta ran by Sky, general manager.
- I like that a lot.
It's about time, asshole.
We 'bout to get it in hot Atlanta, baby!
- Everybody know how this chain of command goes.
- How does the chain of command go?
- It's Ceaser, then Ted, then Sky, then Walt,
then [bleep], then the new people, then Donna.
- ♪
- I'm done with this [bleep].
You told me that you wasn't messing with Allison.
I'm done with it!
- ♪
- Nikki, you there, baby? Pick up the phone.
I'm scared [bleep] less.
Like I just get a text message saying that Nikki's
going to the emergency room, but she won't answer my calls.
What the [bleep] is going on?
- ♪
- ♪ It's game time, uh-huh, oh my she is so cinematic ♪
♪ You little cutie pie, got me feeling like an addict ♪
♪ Picturing the ways I freak that, grab it ♪
♪ I think about it all through the night, like what ♪♪
- Hey, what time you all got back yesterday?
- CEASER: Your ass should have come with us to [bleep] Onyx.
We had some fun, boy.
I don't know how this stripper got up there,
but she found a way to pop her ass
and get her ass right in between my legs.
- [laughs] - [door buzzes]
- Hey, what's up, Kit?
- How're you doing, Kit?
- Hey, LA, what's up?
Hi, Envy.
- CEASER: Hi, Kit.
- KIT: Hello, Ceaser.
- Yo, I know Kit's still mad at me over Sky's announcement
that me and Allison are "dating."
But ain't no woman can stay at me for too long.
You know, I got that charm.
- What's up?
- I'm working.
You need something?
- You look pretty today. - Thank you.
Don't I look pretty every day?
- Some--yeah, every day you look pretty.
- If Ceaser thinks he can just saunter his real sorry ass
up in here like we cool, like he didn't [bleep] Allison
and lie to me about it, homie has another thing coming.
- You know you're sexy when you're mad, right?
- ♪
- Hey, the whole nose.
Oh my God.
I see you trying to do that whole thing like...
Your nose just--
Listen, I'm not sweating it.
Little to know Kit know, I got a plan A, B, and C for that ass.
Because at the end of the day,
I'm liking this thing going on between me and Kit.
- [door buzzes]
- Hi, welcome to Black Ink. - How you're doing?
A delivery for Kit SoVain.
- Yes, that's me.
Thank you.
- ♪
- I'm not gonna play myself into letting Ceaser think that
he can slick talk his way back up into my panties
with a bouquet of roses.
Mm-hmm, ain't gonna happen.
- [door buzzes]
- Kit SoVain?
- KIT: "Didn't I tell you you look beautiful today?"
- Whoever's doing that, he's really trying to impress you.
- ♪
- [door buzzes]
- Hi. - Flowers for Kit.
- Yes.
- ♪
- Cease? Can I speak to you real quick?
- Of course. Anytime.
- Okay, I'll admit.
I'm a sucker for flowers.
And I'm an even bigger sucker for a tough man
who ain't too proud to beg for mercy.
But I ain't letting Ceaser's ass off the hook that easy.
- They're pretty.
- And it's three dozens.
So technically, you can't be mad no more.
- Mm-hmm.
- And...
- Are you sure?
I'm sorry.
- I guess so.
- Yeah, I was in the dog house. You know, woof, woof.
- These are very beautiful, thank you.
- But guess what?
All dogs go to heaven.
Baby, stop acting like that, yo.
- Uh, you're gonna mess up my contour!
- ♪ If I want it, gotta get it ♪
♪ If I want it, gotta get it, if I want it, gotta get it ♪
♪♪
- Are you still cramping?
- I know it's not fair.
Last night was pretty devastating.
We lost our baby.
Nikki was bleeding a lot,
and she rushed herself to the hospital.
And by the time I got there...
the baby was gone.
- RICHARD: I know.
I can't do anything without you either.
- ♪
- I'll let you rest a little.
- ♪
♪ Dark in the eyes
♪ Try and face the world, I can't bend to ♪
♪ My knees hit the ground, and my hands start shaking ♪
- RICHARD: When Nikki told me that she was pregnant,
I was ecstatic.
We had something else growing, something that was gonna be
both of us together.
Now that miracle is gone, and it's devastating.
- ♪ Please help me chop this tree down ♪
- I mean, I was really looking forward
to creating our family with Nikki.
We already started picking out names.
So me losing this child right now, it makes me feel like
there's nothing that I can really do to actually, you know,
make her feel better.
And I'm hurt.
- ♪ Down by the grave that the law man laid ♪
♪ When the gravel got paved, finally I'm saved ♪♪
- ♪ Wanna walk in my shoes, wanna be me ♪
♪ I'm gonna play number one, if there was number ♪
♪ I hit 'til they jump for the whole summer ♪
♪ I beat like a drum if they really want it ♪♪
- YOUNG BAE: I'm never gonna get laid.
- KEVIN: Why? What happened?
- Have you ever been on a date and guy just be like?
I'm right here, and they be liking my pictures on Instagram.
Like, "Bitch, I'm here." What the [bleep]?
- ALL: [laughing]
- Ooh, it's nips out here.
- ALL: [cheering]
- I'm back, bitches.
It only took this [bleep] Ceaser a hot second
to realize that Black Ink ain't [bleep] without the kid.
- We were all in here contemplating life without you.
- There's no Black Ink without Sky!
- Are you all serious?
That's the way y'all really felt?
- Yes!
- I love you! Come here!
- Thank God Sky is back.
That bitch is my [bleep] rock.
She's [bleep] tequila to my margarita.
And without us both, it just doesn't even make sense.
So what the [bleep] happened?
- Cease came through and apologized to a bitch.
So I was like, "Alright.
"You know, thank you for seeing the light
and seeing that you hurt your little sister's heart."
Like my [bleep] is not even being right.
All heart murmur status.
God forbid. - [laughing]
- What'd he say?
- That's what I was getting at.
I might have a little news that I'm not supposed to share.
- What news?
- I'm gonna take my sweet time with this one.
- ♪
- Lick it, savor it.
Feel it.
- ♪
- KEVIN: [laughs]
- Anybody wanna do like a little drumroll
for this litle T I'm about to spill?
- [drumroll]
- Ceaser decided the new shop is gonna be in...
♪ Atlanta
- ALL: [cheering]
- Damn. Black Ink is expanding into the Dirty South?
- Ahhh!
- That's dope.
- And...I got more.
So...I just need a countdown.
- KEVIN: [laughing]
- DONNA: Two...one.
- ♪
- The manager of Black Ink Atlanta.
- ALL: [cheering]
- What? Give me a five! - [cheering]
- I've been hustling for this promotion for forever.
And like my [bleep] L.L. said, "Don't call it a comeback."
- DONNA: So, wait, you're moving?
- SKY: Yeah, bitch.
Ceaser's trying to sign a lease soon.
And I'm just happy where everything's going,
like just my life, period.
And I love you guys.
But it's like onto different things.
So it's exciting.
- Wow, you're pretty excited to ditch us, huh?
- You could always come visit me, bitch.
Alright. - I'm happy for you, boo-boo.
- Thank you so much.
It don't feel like it now. [laughs]
This bitch Donna is acting like I just mowed down
a [bleep] kitten with my new job title.
It's like, come on, be happy for a bitch, 'cause I know I am.
♪ I am
♪ Happy
♪ About
♪ What's about to happen to me
- You don't have to be nasty about your delivery--
- ♪ Yeah
- I could be happy for Sky if she wasn't being
such a Goddamn screaming banshee right now.
She could be a lot more gracious in telling us about
her promotion instead of being just a [bleep] snooty dick.
I just thought I had a friend.
- What am I doing to you?
Like, honestly, talk to me.
What am I doing-- - I'll talk to you later.
- Come talk to me.
No, what the [bleep] is wrong with you? Sorry.
- [indistinct arguing]
- You already brought the energy in front of everybody,
so why don't you talk to me about it?
What's wrong?
- [indistinct arguing]
- SKY: Oh, you're pregnant right now.
- DONNA: No, bitch.
- SKY: Bitch, why you--stop crying.
Are you serious? - I'm crying because you're--
- Stop crying! Are you really serious?
I gotta see this bitch pee on a stick
because the way she's acting right now,
if she not pregnant, she need a straightjacket.
- DONNA: Bitch, stop.
Stop!
- Sorry, I didn't mean for you to feel like that.
- No, just don't be trying to [bleep] on me, bitch.
- But I don't--see me trying to [bleep] on you,
but I'm not--don't be overly emotional.
I'm still gonna be me.
- You know I love you.
- I love you, too, so what the [bleep]?
Why's my little cuckoo bird going bananas right now?
Like she's going cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
Just love, bitch. Love.
Put some love in your heart and exude it.
I need you to explain right now.
I hear all the semantics.
I need to know the clear thing.
- My feelings is just hurt because I'm thinking
you're gonna say, "Yeah, bitch, we're going to Atlanta."
Not just you.
That's it.
I just feel like everyone here thinks I'm a joke.
Like I've been here for mad long, too.
And I still get treated like I'm a newbie.
And of course I wanna be considered
in going to the new shop.
Like I've been here longer than I planned to be here, so,
you know, it's just like--I'm just--got displaced emotions.
I wish I didn't have to spell it out to Sky or anyone
why it's so frustrating to get no props around here.
I am a living testament to Black Ink.
But you would never know it
by the way it goes down in this shop.
You know I'm extra sensitive for no reason.
- I know, but don't [bleep] make up for your sensitivity.
You're an emotional butterfly.
You already know you're my emotional bird.
I need to be more aware of your feelings.
I get it, because at Black Ink, we like family.
And it's not gonna be easy for me either
to leave my sister behind.
- [sniffs]
- I'm here to sell an awesome DVD.
- Pee on the hydrant.
Pee, pee.
- This is a lot of vagina.
- Are you afraid of pussy?
- Her love life is miserable. - Okay, I understand.
- And she wants a puppy companion.
- [barking]
- I said it once and I'm gonna say it again,
puppies are magic. - [barks]
- You shouldn't worry about who I'm [bleep]...
- You're mad because your breath smell like doo-doo.
- What the [bleep] you talking about?
- You [bleep] ass [bleep].
- ♪
- ♪ All the money in the world, can't buy this ♪
♪ Call the police, you're gonna need a witness ♪
♪ Witness ♪
- DONNA: Young, where are you taking me?
- BAE: Don't worry about it.
- ♪
- No, we're not going here.
Ah! - This is where we're going.
Since I haven't any luck locking down a boyfriend,
I'm gonna get me a puppy.
Because I said it once and I'm gonna say it again,
puppies are magic.
- [barks]
- Yah, puppy!
- [dogs barking]
- Hey, how's it going? I'm Emilio.
- Young. - Hi, Young.
- Donna. - Hi, Donna.
Do you guys have any questions? Need help with anything?
- Her love life is miserable.
- ♪
- No, she's just having some rough times.
- Okay, I understand.
- DONNA: She wants a puppy companion.
- Donna's right. I've been having rough times with men.
And not the type of rough time I wanna be having.
- EMILIO: Here, you can hop right in here.
I'll bring you a stool you can sit down.
- Uh!
Young Bae thinks puppies are a cure-all miracle drug.
So if puppies can snap Bae out of the funk she's in
about her love life, then maybe they can snap me
out of the funk I'm in about my work life.
But if nothing else, they're at least cute as hell.
- I'm gonna bring some baby girls here.
So we got this baby girl Frenchie.
She's only two month old. - What?
- And we have this little Shorkie--Shih Tzu Yorkie.
- Oh my God. I'm gonna cry.
Do you have a bed?
- EMILIO: A bed? - Yeah.
- EMILIO: You want me to bring a bed here?
- Yes. - Yeah, sure.
- Look, he's like velvet, dude.
Oh my God.
- BAE: He's already my baby. Hi, baby.
Thank you so much.
You can put it on top of this chair, please.
- Yeah, we'd rather just keep the puppies close to the ground.
- Oh yeah, puppies gonna stay down,
but like my butt is gonna stay up there.
- [laughs] - Oh, I got you.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, I understand now.
There you go. - Thank you.
- ♪
- Oooh!
You wanna go home with me?
You wanna home with me, huh?
I'm done.
I'm done dating.
I don't need a man.
I'm not gonna deal with nobody's bull [bleep].
I'm too fly, [bleep] that.
- [laughs]
- If I can't find a man to come home with me,
I'm just gonna take this puppy home.
Problem solved.
- DONNA: So question.
How much are they?
- They're all sorts of different prices.
So the one that you're looking at right now is $2,000.
- Damn, Bae, $2,000 on a dog?
I can think of a lot more to spend that $2,000 on, honey.
Like some wigs, and some makeup.
And like a whole bunch of other [bleep]
than the [bleep] puppy.
- The Frenchie, on the other hand,
is a bit more.
The Frenchies are $4,000.
- [bleep].
I guess puppies have more in common with men
than I thought.
They're so adorable at first and [bleep] on you later.
- So what are you guys thinking? - I'm thinking...
no.
Time to go.
- EMILIO: We're here whenever you wanna
take a look at some puppies.
- DONNA: Oh, I don't wanna leave.
There's so expensive.
- BAE: Bye, big-- - DONNA: Bye, fellas.
Oh. - [barks]
- ♪
♪ Baby, it's you, come on
♪ It's you, it's you, it's you ♪♪
- [bell ringing excessively] - RICHARD: Yo, what the [bleep]?
- CEASER: What up, yo? - Chilling.
- You ain't answer none of my calls or nothing,
so I figure if I act like I'm the police,
you'd definitely open the door. - Yeah.
- It's real cozy in here.
- RICHARD: Yeah, welcome to the Duncan home.
- Oh, you named it? - Yeah. The big D on the wall.
- You know...yeah.
I don't wanna stand next to the big D.
How 'bout that one?
I heard [bleep] ran out of the shop the other day.
And no one heard from him since, so I wanted to check on him.
But I wasn't expecting this.
Better Homes and Negro [bleep].
How the [bleep] are you living like this with three [bleep]
child support payments and an unemployed wife?
This [bleep] is nice, B.
What's up, bro?
- Bunch of [bleep] that's going on.
Nikki's not doing great, bro. - Talk to me. What's up?
- Like remember how I told you about Nikki, she was having
like a crazy pregnancy because of Lupus and everything?
- Yeah.
- We lost the baby.
- ♪
- Get the [bleep] out of here, bro.
- Yeah.
- ♪
- She was in like hella pain.
Next thing we knew, we had to rush her to the hospital.
- Damn, bro.
Uh, [bleep].
How's she doing right now?
- I'm not gonna say she good right now, but she's better
than she was yesterday and the day before that.
- ♪
- I feel for Richard and Nikki.
For these two to have to deal with this,
plus the recent stress
of Nikki's past just popping up like that,
I'm sure it's a huge strain on their relationship.
It's hard.
No, you gotta make sure she alright, yo,
because it hit women harder than men.
Like us men, we don't have that bond with the baby
like a woman does when their body start changing,
they get pregnant and [bleep].
We just know, "Yo, we knocked your ass up."
So...try to be there as much as you can for her.
- It's not easy. I got a lot on my plate right now.
More than I've ever had in my life.
Nikki's still mourning the loss of the baby,
and she's going through a lot.
I'm just trying to make sure that I can do everything
I can to be there for my wife.
- Anything I can do to help?
- ♪
- Yeah.
- ♪
- Edible Arrangements.
- What?
- You can send some Edible Arrangements.
- She still mad at me?
- ♪
- Not mad.
- Okay, she still mad at me.
What kind of fruit she liking?
- RICHARD: She like 'em all.
- ♪
- WOMAN: Hey. - SKY: How're you doing?
Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. Come inside.
- Allow me to come through.
Just because this [bleep] Ceaser made me
the manager of Black Ink Atlanta does not mean
that it's gonna stop me from my mogul pursuits.
Give me some good energy.
- Alright, you got it. - Thank you.
I have this big-ass meeting today
with this distribution company through a hookup through
one of my Caucasian neighbors, so I can sell
my revolutionary DVD for the pum, yes.
- How're you doing today? Jonathan Kline.
Nice to see you. - Pleasure, pleasure.
I'm Sky.
- Please, sit down. Sit down.
We're very excited to hear what you have to pitch to us today.
- I'm here to sell an awesome DVD that's unique
and has never been done before.
The name of the video is "Get Tight and Right
in a half hour with Sky."
You get what I'm saying?
- ♪
- Okay, listen. I can show you better than I can tell.
- Yeah, I think showing us would be--
- Let me show you. Here we go, baby.
Hello, everybody. How're you doing?
Welcome to...
- ♪ One, two, three, four
- SKY: Are you ready to [bleep] workout?
- ♪
- Let's go.
Pelvis walls up to--
That's pussy pinching.
Pussy pinching.
Pelvis up. Pelvis down.
Lift it up.
- ♪
- One, two, three! [unintelligible]!
Put it out!
Up! Up!
Pee on the hydrant. Pee on the hydrant.
Pee.
Pee and pop. Pop.
- ♪
- I need [bleep] on the ground.
Right now, we're doing Kegel's.
One, two, three, squeeze that vagina.
Bring it back up.
- ♪ One, two, three, four
- SKY: Are you ready to [bleep] workout?
- ♪
- Round of applause.
- ♪
- Is the video just about the vagina?
- Yes, it is.
Think about it.
Do you want your lady's coochie like this?
Or do you want it like...this?
A small little heart?
Anybody can make up a workout DVD.
But it takes a special kind of brains to come
with the revolutionary pum thing that I got going.
- ♪
- It's kinda not really something--
- That we would, per se-- - --use.
- [sighs]
- This is a lot of vagina.
- ♪
- Are you afraid of pussy?
Pussy is a good thing.
You come out of it.
Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy!
It's obvious these square-ass [bleep] are not into tight pum.
And they're clearly thinking with the wrong head.
They need to be thinking with that head
down in their polyester-ass pants.
So I'll take my product elsewhere.
Don't you want your woman's vagina tight?
- ♪
- Okay. - I see y'all against women
with beautiful designer vaginas.
And sorry not sorry, I got a managerial position
at Black Ink Atlanta anyway.
I was just testing your all [bleep] out.
- You know, I-- - What? What?
- Thank you for coming.
- SKY: No, you're not welcome.
Get out of here. You all suck.
- We appreciate your time.
- SKY: You keep your floppy pussies, I'm out.
- Drink up.
- This ain't--what the [bleep] is this?
Is this some type of [bleep] revenge plot?
If you're gonna kill me now, just let me know.
- Always keep your man guessing.
- Can I just sketch a line real fast?
- You do not come in and start trying to [bleep] alter
my design on the client.
- Like that.
- ♪
- ♪ 'Round, 'round, round would you get real dizzy ♪
♪ In the convertible, but my head ain't frizzy ♪
♪ I do it big, and I make it look izzy ♪♪
- MELODY: So, Walt, let me ask you a question.
Did you have sex in front of your babies
like when they were babies?
- WALT: [laughs] Hell, yah.
- You could do that? - WALT: Heck ya.
- Isn't that illegal?
- How is that illegal?
- Y'all weird!
You weird!
And you weird! [laughs]
- Hey, guys!
- Donna! - WALT: Hey!
- DONNA: I have a tattoo to do today.
- BAE: Yah!
- I just had a new client reach out to me
through social media, because she loved my work.
It's nice to be recognized.
And that is the exact validation I need right now.
- Hi. - Hey, Evelyn.
- [indistinct chatter]
- This is Evelyn, guys.
- Evelyn, hi.
- I'm doing a piano design for Evelyn,
because she's a musician.
And I need to impress her so she can become a regular customer.
So this is the piece.
- EVELYN: The words say: "When words fail, music speaks."
- I really like that quote.
'Cause when you just can't get something out, like being able
to articulate that [bleep] through music is like real cool.
I can relate to this tattoo 100%,
because my words often get misconstrued.
And that's why I like tattooing,
because I can express myself through my art.
So if you're ready, I'm ready. - I'm ready.
- ♪
- MELODY: How's it going back there? Can I see?
- ♪
- Can I say something that's driving me nuts?
Can I just--can I just sketch a line real fast?
- Is Melody bugging the [bleep] out right now?
You do not come in and start trying to [bleep] alter
my design on the client.
- This one needs to be a little more like...that.
And these two lines should be parallel.
Look, I'm trying to be the manager here at 113th,
so I need to make sure everything
is covered all across the board.
Donna's practically still an apprentice.
So she can take all the help she can get.
I can't be having whack-ass tattoos
coming out of this shop.
- Alright, get out. Not you--get out.
It hurts that Melody would come in and be rude as [bleep] to me
and my [bleep] client.
And...crush my little spirit.
Sorry about that.
But don't worry, this is gonna be a fly-ass tattoo.
- ♪
♪ You shot me down
♪ You like the control
♪
- DONNA: When I came to work at Black Ink over two years ago,
I was so excited.
All I wanted to do was kill it as a tattoo artist.
- ♪ I can shake it off and you feel ♪
♪ Threatened by me
- So it's frustrating that, even after all this time,
I'm still the lowest on the totem pole.
It seems like everyone's promoted while I'm disrespected.
It's starting to feel like the only person
that believes in me is me.
- ♪ Say I'm young, I don't care ♪
♪ I don't pray none on a hope
- But I'm not gonna stop fighting,
because I know that I have talent.
And I know that I'm worth something.
- ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
- Alright, I am excited for you to see it.
- ♪
- It does.
- DONNA: It looks damn good,
and I didn't need no help to make it happen.
- I love it. - Yeah!
I love it, too.
- Thanks. - Thank you.
- ♪
- [knocking at door]
- CEASER: Yo, come answer this door.
- Hey. - Hey.
- Come in.
- Damn!
I knew my flower game was strong.
I didn't know it was that strong.
This [bleep] is an automatic panty dropper.
- Drink up. Hold up, let me go.
You better start chugging.
- CEASER: What's going on?
This ain't--what the [bleep] is this?
Why the [bleep] she want me to chug this [bleep] so fast?
What the [bleep] did she put in here?
Is this some type of [bleep] revenge plot?
Grapes? - KIT: Grapes.
You don't like grapes?
- CEASER: You eat one first.
- ♪
- What's going on here?
- You don't like grapes?
- ♪
- Alright.
If you're gonna kill me now, just let me know.
I done watched "Snap" before.
It always start with some wine, some grapes,
and then [bleep] end up dead.
- No, she'll just usually shoot him while he asleep.
- ♪
- For all the ladies taking notes,
always keep your man guessing... and afraid for his life.
Reels 'em in every time.
- ♪
- I just want you to know, I heard what you said.
- So, what, this is like some like I forgive you,
um, and champagne and all this other [bleep]?
- Yes, I forgive you.
- You're so pretty.
- [laughs]
What can I say?
I do forgive Cease.
I mean, how can I stay mad at that man?
Our chemistry is undeniable.
And I wanna see where things go between the two of us.
- CEASER: What other surprises you got planned?
- KIT: [laughing]
- You mad 'cause your breath smell like doo-doo.
- What? Doo-doo?
I hired this immature brat.
And I could as easily fire her ass.
- ♪
- Boo.
Hey. What's up?
- Nothing.
- Why do you put so much makeup on?
Are coming for a date?
- You tell me.
You asked me to come here.
- So what's the deal with being a manager?
Have you been in contact with him?
Have you talked to him? What have they told you?
- MELODY: Oh, Jesus. Seriously?
Last time I told Lalo that I wanted to be
the manager at 113th, he did not take it very well.
- What's so exciting about being a manager?
You're gonna get a thing that says manager
and you're gonna grow like two inches or what?
- Let me do my own [bleep] thing and be happy for me.
I've been avoiding this subject,
because I don't wanna get into another argument like last time.
- I mean, don't ask me what I think about it,
because I think you're--
- I know what you think about it.
- But if this is what you want...I'll support you.
I'll be happy for you.
I mean, if you wanna go and work there,
go and [bleep] conquer the world.
I want our life to be peaceful and lovely and amazing.
- I am a woke-ass female.
So I don't need nobody to tell me how to live my life.
But...it is nice that my man finally came around
and can support a bitch.
- 'Cause what? - What?
- Do you remember this?
- [laughs]
- You said you wanted to get a little banana tattoo
before you got pregnant to celebrate our monkey love.
And now I drew it like with the baby face
because we have a little baby.
I'll do you, and you do me. Yes?
- [laughs] You're so stupid.
I hate you.
- You hate me with love?
- This is [bleep] adorable.
[laughing]
- That's a yes?
- Happily.
- ♪ When the room don't like us ♪
♪ I'll be at your table
♪ Yeah, I'll be sitting next to you ♪
- Lalo can be a real jerk sometimes,
but he's always super sweet.
And he's proving that he can grow.
- ♪ So just one more time
♪ Before morning comes
- There's always gonna be friction
when two passionate artists form a family.
But as long as he realizes that the woman is always right,
he'll be good.
- ♪ Everybody feels the love
♪ If they're throwing stones, at the two of us ♪
- Your turn.
- I don't know if I'm gonna do it.
- Oh, shut the [bleep] up.
- ♪ This is heaven, yeah
- The banana tattoo has meant something to us for so long.
Way before Kai came along.
And it symbolizes our monkey love, our monkey family.
And the fact that I'm doing it on him,
and he's doing the tattoo on me is just perfect.
We are done.
- Thank you.
[hooting like a monkey]
- ♪
- KEVIN: Would you ever tattoo your face?
- No. - [laughs]
- You plan on getting some more tattoos though?
- Yeah, I want to. I'm just--
- You should get this tattoo right here.
- Hell no!
- BOTH: [laughs]
- I wanna get pregnant one day.
I'm planning on being a hot pregnant lady.
Not the type with a rainbow tattoo.
Then later on when I get pregnant,
I look like a unicorn burped all over my [bleep] stomach?
My tattoo's gonna be a tattoo.
- BOTH: [laughs]
- Cease, Mr. Boss Man.
- What's up? - Hello, Ceaser.
- What up, son?
- What's up with y'all?
- What's up with you, Cease?
- ♪
- Only came in here to check on y'all,
because I ain't been over here in a minute.
- So congratulations on your new shop, Ceaser.
They say Atlanta's banging this time of year.
- What are you talking about?
- Sky spilled the beans, dawg.
- BAE: Yeah, I heard she's the new manager.
- Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.
- Mm. - [laughs]
- Yo, what the hell do I gotta do to keep
[bleep] Sky mouth shut? Duct tape it?
She know I ain't even sign a lease down there yet.
I wanted to tell the crew about Atlanta myself.
Because I know how they get information
and they run with it.
Well, the reason why I'm taking Sky down because--
- Because what?
- Because you're [bleep] Allison.
Now she's the ambassador, and she speaks for you.
Let's think about this.
What do Dutchess, Kit, and Sky all have in common?
Ding, ding, ding!
Ceaser gets his rocks off, and their career's soar.
And then maybe we'll have a talk,
and you invite me down to Atlanta.
It's just like a trending thing.
- I don't know about all that.
I'm not giving Allison a promotion.
I'm giving Sky a promotion.
So what you trying to say? Sky ain't do no work?
- Sky arranged it, so I guess that's a reward for that.
- ♪
- So, hold on, you trying to say Sky don't deserve it?
- Yes.
And Sky know that, too.
- Donna--[laughs]--Donna, like are you listening to yourself?
- And you ask Sky why she got her promotion.
Don't sit here and talk about she don't deserve it,
because you're not gonna say that to her face.
If Sky ever heard the [bleep] that came out
of Donna's mouth about her, she'll go 0 to 100.
All the sudden you got a [bleep] problem,
like I'm supposed to give you something. Tell me.
- And you deserve to go to Atlanta?
- Yeah, I just said it.
- And what made you think you deserve to go to Atlanta?
- [sighs]
- So at the end of the day,
you shouldn't worry about who I'm [bleep]...
- You eat [bleep] ass, [bleep].
- BAE: [laughs] - What?
- You mad because your breath smell like doo-doo.
- What? What the [bleep] you talking about?
Doo-doo? Doo-doo?
I hired this immature brat.
And I could as easily fire her ass.
Bitch, I already see where this is going.
And it's already went far left.
I'm gonna peace myself out before I disrespect you in a way
no one's gonna like.
You have a good day, y'all.
- Later, Cease.
- DONNA: What? - I snuck you back in here!
Shut up! - So what? So what?
- [indistinct yelling]
- So what? So what?
- Shut the [bleep] up, man.
- ♪
♪ [unintelligible rapping] ♪
- You all have ever masturbated with like objects?
Well, this is probably more towards Bae.
- Me? - I was just about to say.
- [laughing] - I think so, too.
- Bae, have you used toys?
- No, I don't. - No, not a toy,
like a hot sauce bottle or something.
- ALL: What?
- You play with yourself with a hot sauce bottle?
- That's real ghetto, girl. That [bleep] real ratchet.
- What did you do with the hot sauce bottle?
- Your pussy is on fire.
Hey, Donna, I need to borrow some hot sauce quick.
"Hold on, I got you, I got you. You want tabasco."
Donna, you're weird.
You're weird.
So, Donna, we heard the crazy [bleep] you said to Ceaser.
- Right. I was like, "Your breath smell doo-doo."
- ALL: [laughing]
- I had to tell them.
I couldn't hold it in.
I don't know which one's funnier.
You tell me.
- I said what I had to say to Cease
because I wanna go to Atlanta, too.
I will sit on somebody face now to get a higher position.
- So what you trying to say is...
- Exactly.
- ALL: [laughing]
- [door buzzes]
- SKY: What's going on? What you all was talking about?
- Um...
- SKY: Give me the T. What's up?
- Cease breath stinking...
- ALL: [laughing]
- TED: Because Donna doesn't have a problem
sitting on a faces to get to higher places.
- [laughing]
- CEASER: Okay, listen up, everybody.
I was waiting to have this conversation with everybody,
but Sky had spilled the beans.
Now that we're all here.
So this is what's going on with Atlanta.
I'm expanding.
I'm taking Sky.
Sky's gonna be running Atlanta.
Oh, and she got something to say.
Sky?
- I heard about the comment made.
Oh, it's--Sky's, um-- - No, no, it was--no, no, no.
- --you [bleep]. - I [bleep] Allison.
- SKY: So tell me, bitch, is that really what you think?
- ♪
- That right there is you not getting me as a friend
saying that I don't even deserve that.
And that's just-- - That's not.
But you can take it how you wanna take it.
But that's not how I said it.
- SKY: Oh, I know how you said it, bitch.
It's because Cease [bleep] Allison, I got a promotion.
- DONNA: You're making it about you,
but it's not about you, Sky.
- This bitch Donna had all these crocodile tears
the other day.
Now you acting all big and bad
and really tryin' knock down my accolades.
Like, bitch, what the [bleep] do you deserve?
How the [bleep] you here right now, bitch?
If somebody's a little jelly, I totally get that, too.
But in your heart of hearts, do you believe
like I should not be the manager of Black Ink Atlanta?
- ♪
- DONNA: I'm gonna plead the fifth.
- Donna is being the most ungrateful bitch.
Instead of knocking me down, you need to be [bleep]
apologizing to a bitch and congratulating a bitch.
Like it's--you're the most [bleep] vocal,
but I snuck you back in here! Shut up!
You don't know when to shut up! - DONNA: So what?
- And that makes no sense! - So what? So what? So what?
- Shut the [bleep] up, man!
[bleep] you, Donna. You're dead to me.
- ♪
- Like it's--you're the most [bleep] vocal,
but I snuck you back in here! Shut up!
You don't know when to shut up! And that makes no sense!
- So what? So what? So what?
- Shut the [bleep] up, man!
[bleep] you, Donna. You're dead to me.
What the [bleep]?
- At least I know the value of a real family,
and I know what respect is. - Shut up! Shut that [bleep]!
You're not gonna give us up that way!
Like, yes, please applaud me, bitch.
And you still gonna be here until somebody fires you.
- ♪
- I will go wherever I wanna go,
because I have a tattoo license.
- Right, exactly!
'Cause I know you're gonna [bleep] show up
in Atlanta somehow, 'cause you're so damn thirsty.
- Don't call me a friend, Sky, 'cause we not friends.
Don't do that.
- Alright, we not friends.
- You're nice to me when it behooves you.
I'm seeing Sky's true colors now.
And she never truly had my back.
Thank you for showing that to me, Sky.
You don't respect me.
You didn't give a [bleep] about me when
you took that promotion.
You care more about that job title than our friendship.
I'm done being taken for granted.
- SKY: You do whatever the [bleep] you want.
I'm out of here.
[bleep] that, bitch.
I'm kissing this miserable-ass bitch goodbye.
I have no time for that type of energy.
Deuces. Have fun.
- ♪
- [tires squeal]
- "You're cordially invited to the private mixer
for the new Black Ink Atlanta."
- Yah!
- What the [bleep] is this?
I didn't get a [bleep] invitation.
[bleep] that, [bleep]!
- Dutchess, I quote--
- What?
- ♪ Dutchess has been swinging that pussy ♪
- Are you ready to try one of my special balls?
- BAE: Let me lick your balls though.
Mm, mm.
I love me some mint chocolate balls. Mm.
- I just feel like I need to go.
- I'm not gonna let you just up and leave.
- I'm not asking you.
I'm telling you.
- Kit, you're gonna leave.
- What's gonna happen if I don't?
- Oh, you don't wanna make your exit?
This is what's gonna happen.
Get the [bleep] out.
Bitch, you got me [bleep] up!
- Bitch, I will [bleep] kill you!
How you gonna pepper spray a bitch and run?
She's a dead bitch!
- ♪