- Don't make the same mistakes with the Kit bitch.
- I [bleep] her, and that was it.
- You [bleep]--oh my God, you [bleep] Kit?
- I thought you knew.
- What the [bleep]?
- We want our clients to feel special.
One thirteenth is just not on the level of 125th.
This is what Ceaser want.
- You give him whatever he wants.
- Of course. And I get [bleep] done.
- Dutchess has been reincarnated to this bitch Miss Kit.
- ♪
- Do you have a new job that we should know about?
- KEVIN: Where's your whips and chains at?
- In your pocket.
Kevin is really cute.
I definitely get a vibe from him.
Come on, lay down. - [bleep].
- Nikki, she has another kid she abandoned.
She's just a liar.
- Bitch, nobody's [bleep] business about my wife.
She's my wife.
- ♪
- What the [bleep] is going on here?
- RICHARD: Get in the [bleep] car.
- You know what makes [bleep] even more crazy?
Nikki's pregnant right now.
- This is my best friend Allison.
Ceaser, you already know who Allison is
because you're doing a lot of [bleep].
- CEASER: Kit's job is brand ambassador.
You all mother [bleep] supposed to respect her like it's me.
- SKY: That's it. I'm done with Black Ink.
If you feel like the brand ambassador deserves more respect
than the people that have held you done, whatever.
- [glass shattering]
- SKY: [bleep] you, Cease, I quit.
- ♪
- [unintelligible rapping]
♪ Spent it all on the floor, money on the chair ♪♪
- MELODY: All you all bitches looked good last night.
- You looked good, too. - I mean, but I would like to be
the best looking out of the bunch,
but there was a lot of competition.
All you all hos looked good.
I was like, "I need to get me some ugly friends."
Like Jesus. Where A1 at? - Oh my God!
- [door buzzes]
- Yo! - DONNA: Walter.
Oh, what you got flowers for, Mr. Romantic?
Delivery guy ran down for me.
Apparently, somebody loves you, duh.
- What? - There you go.
Yeah, yeah. - What?
- WALT: What's going on in your life, Donna?
Last time I seen you with flowers was in front
of the state penitentiary. [laughs]
- Me marrying Maxwell while he was in jail, I think to myself,
"What the [bleep] was I thinking?"
So I chose to go on a date
rather than go to dinner with everyone.
Because I needed this time to remind myself
how much of a catch I am.
- Who sent you flowers?
- [sighs] My date.
I don't know I was like flower warranted.
- MELODY: Yes, that [bleep] good.
- DONNA: First of all, bitch, I didn't give it up yet.
- You good.
- If I gave him my ass, this whole room
would be filled up with flowers.
- YOUNG BAE: Ooooh!
- And some cake, bitch, because he [bleep] it.
- Flowers? After the first date?
What does Donna got that I don't got?
What the [bleep]? I'm the one with the golden pussy.
- DONNA: What the [bleep] happened last night
while I was on my date?
I get a phone call from Sky's ass like,
"I [bleep] quit! Dah, dah, dah!
"I'm never going back to Black Ink.
Kitty [bleep] Cease [bleep]."
- BOTH: [laughing]
- No, but you missed it though.
Because they got--they got a whole routine now.
The bitch stood up.
- Okay, announcement.
- Just to announce he has something to say.
- Ceaser, you have an announcement for us.
- Hey, good looking, Kit.
- ALL: [laughing]
- This [bleep] tried to tell us we gotta listen [bleep] Kit,
talk about, "Oh yeah, respect her like you
all respect me, listen to me." What [bleep]?
- Bitch.
- You haven't been around long enough.
- So Cease obviously doesn't realize the mother [bleep]
consequences that come when you put coworkers
that [bleep] on a pedestal.
That bull [bleep] right there's why Sky's quitting now, bro.
Kit been here for like two, three minutes.
Yo, bro, you really gotta get your [bleep] together, for real.
- Cease gonna keep paying for all his decisions.
- Yeah, he is.
- And he is [bleep] her and Allison, and the bitches
are sitting across from each other like no big deal.
- What's the saying?
- Don't [bleep] where you sleep.
- Right. That's what he doing.
- Cease is messy as [bleep].
- I expect this kind of messy behavior from Ted,
but not from Cease.
Like his [bleep] his [bleep] him up.
- So if it come up to an ultimatum of Kitty and Sky,
"Cease, who are you gonna pick?"
- Jump that [bleep] if he pick Kit.
I don't give a [bleep] if you the owner.
We will overrule your ass, alright?
- Right, we'll overthrow your ass.
- WALTER: I'd rather listen to Kit. [laughs]
- ♪ We party hard
♪ These swimming pools that look over the water ♪
♪ You can never do it
♪ You can never do it ♪
- KEVIN: [coughing]
- You okay? - [coughing]
- You gotta blow it right. You know what I'm saying?
- Blow it right, okay.
You're gonna have to show me, because I choke every time.
- Ever since Kevin started working at Black Ink,
I thought he was cute as [bleep].
So we've been hanging out after work,
just getting to know each other.
Have you ever dated Asian person?
- I have. - Yeah?
- I have. Have you dated black dudes?
- You don't need to--yes.
So how is your dating life?
- ♪
- Non-existent.
- Oh my God, I've been like that.
That's so funny.
The more I get to know this guy, the more I like him.
'Cause you know I'm a foodie, as you can see.
- A foodie with a bootie.
- YOUNG BAE: [laughing]
So when Kevin invited me to smoke hookah tonight,
I was so excited.
I think he's very into me, too.
What's up with you?
- Not a damn thing.
- This is the first time since I broke up with my ex, Santos,
that I had a serious crush on someone.
So you know I could use some serious loving.
- You got real good skin. You know that?
- I know. - [laughs]
- I know. I got good everything.
- You look good though.
Like you look good. Even--
- Damn! Alright, Kev, alright.
You wanna be like that, okay?
You see that? My plan is working.
All I have to do is just reel him in.
Bae is gonna be bae tonight.
So what's your type?
- My type?
I got a wide range of type.
- Really? - Yeah, I do.
I feel like it just depend on how I'm feeling at the time.
- So are you feeling me right now or no?
- [laughing]
- [clears throat]
- What the [bleep], Donna?
- KEVIN: Donna.
- YOUNG BAE: What are you doing here?
- DONNA: Kevin invited me.
And you all remember L.A. from 125th?
He was at the party the other night.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You were--
- BOTH: [laughs]
- So what's going on, Donna?
- DONNA: Kevin invited me out tonight.
And I decided to bring L.A. from 125th.
I think he needs to get more associated with the group.
And who doesn't like a little bit of hookah?
- Cheers, cheers, cheers.
- Yeah, cheers to [bleep] Mixen and Dasher
and Comet and Blitzen.
- Yeah, [bleep]. - To Comet and Blitzen.
- I'm all for mixing and matching.
But these guys are cramping my style.
- Can I get some of this? - KEVIN: I don't got cooties.
- I don't care. I'll take your cooties.
- ♪
- L.A.: This looks nice. It feels nice too though.
What is this? - Oh, this is satin.
It's a little satin short I got on.
- DONNA: You're so fashion forward.
- You got nice style though.
- Who is this sideshow taking over my date?
You need to back the [bleep] off.
- Have you all seen [bleep] L.A.'s tattoos?
So what does the gun on your face mean?
- I get it poppin'.
- Oh. [laughs]
You get it poppin'.
- Let me see your [bleep] tongue.
- ALL: [screaming]
- He's got two tongues!
Donna, put your finger right here like--
- You can show her what-- - Okay, okay, okay, okay.
- Damn! What the [bleep] is that?
What the hell's going on here?
- KEVIN: You ever get something stuck in it?
- You can find out later if you need to.
You wanna go get a drink? - Yeah.
Yeah, I'll get a drink. I'll be right back.
- Okay, so [bleep] going on with these [bleep]--
- [bleep] the [bleep] is going on, but this is rude.
Like he's rude now.
Just leave me hanging.
This was our date.
- DONNA: You all was on a date?
- I thought I was gonna get some [bleep] tonight.
I thought me and Kevin was hitting it off.
But now he's over there with this guy having a drink?
I'm [bleep] confused.
Look at him, look at him.
What the [bleep]?
- KEVIN: You wanna get out of here?
- DONNA: They leaving together.
- YOUNG BAE: What?
Did I get ditched for a guy with a lizard tongue?
Seriously?
Like what the [bleep]?
- [unintelligible rapping]
- [knocking at door] - KITTY: [bleep] Ceaser!
Open the door.
- CEASER: What the [bleep]?
- [knocking continues]
- [unintelligible] [bleep] police.
- KITTY: I know you can hear-- - Whoa, whoa.
[bleep] with you?
- What you mean what's wrong me?
You wanna tell me what all that [bleep] was about last night?
- For real? - For real.
I'm pissed.
All of this sharing and bouncing back and forth,
oh, honey, I don't do that.
You told me that you wasn't messing with Allison.
- Take your shoes off, come on, let's talk about this.
What the [bleep] is wrong with you, yo?
Damn, girl, chill with the [bleep] sneakers.
I bruise easy.
- All that [bleep] last night, that's embarrassing.
- Hey, calm down. You screaming, I'm right here.
- No, I'm pissed!
You told me that nothing was going on between y'all.
So you messing with her?
- Listen, whatever I say regardless, you're gonna believe
I'm lying or you're--regardless--
- I asked you a question. Yes or no?
- If I say yes, she's a little violent and, you know,
I could end up dead.
But if I say no, yeah, it's dishonest, but I'm alive.
- You're not giving me any answers!
And then you just let Sky talk to me any old kind of way.
I work for you.
Everything I do is for Black Ink.
And you gonna let 'em all just disrespect me like that.
- ♪
- Oh my God, Sky is right.
Kit is acting a little like Dutchess.
- You should find some better people to associate
yourself with that got your best interest at heart.
Sound like more [bleep] that I gotta be in the middle of.
For what? Because I'm your woman.
I'm tired of everybody coming at me.
My own man don't even defend me.
- I'm done with this [bleep].
Whatever the [bleep] you got going on, you have it! Okay!
I'm done! I'm done with it!
- ♪
- What have I [bleep] done?
I was enjoying the single life.
But maybe it wasn't a great idea
[bleep] another one of my employees.
- ♪
- Pee on the hydrant! Pee on the hydrant! Pee!
Ass to the ear--[coughing]
- WALT: [laughing]
- So I'm gonna ask you straight up. Do you like boys?
- Wait, what?
Yo, man, Bae can't catch a break.
I swear to God. [laughs]
- ♪
- What the [bleep] is going on?
Pick up the phone. I'm scared [bleep].
- [horn honks] - Speed up, bro.
- [siren wails]
- ♪
- We did get in kinda late last night.
- Right. - WALT: We?
- Yeah, we went out. Oh, I didn't even tell you.
- Oooh, you all was hanging out without me?
- He don't know, right? - I ain't say nothing.
- WALT: I don't know what?
- So, last night, me and L.A. crashed
[bleep] Bae and Kevin's date at the hookah lounge.
- Wait. You on a date with Kevin?
- Just to find out he likes boys.
- Wait. What?
So Bae was into Kev.
But Kev is actually into dudes?
[laughing]
Yo, man, Bae can't catch a break.
- We 'bout to reenact a few things from last night.
You be Kevin right here. - WALT: I be Kevin?
Alright, alright, hold on, hold on. This is Kevin.
This is Kevin. - That's Kevin, okay.
Sit right here.
- Donna's me. I'm L.A. - Okay.
- I'm Kevin.
- You L.A.? Wait. What?
- That's what you all was doing?
- YOUNG BAE: Then you kiss me, and we leave together.
- Wait. What?
I don't even know what's up with everybody these days
trying to [bleep] everybody.
These mother [bleep] acting like we on Noah's Ark
or some [bleep], last [bleep] on Earth.
- [door buzzes]
- DONNA: Kevin. - WALT: Hey!
- What's the word?
- You tell us.
How was your night last night?
- My night was good.
- I know, it was real good.
- Yeah. What you talking about?
- ♪
- KEVIN: How was your night?
- My night was alright.
- You all didn't have fun?
- You hurt somebody's feelings.
- I heard you left her looking young, sad, and blue.
- How I hurt your feelings?
- Because you left with L.A.
- Oh, what's wrong with that?
- Oh.
- What? Was I supposed to--I was supposed--what do you mean?
I don't get it. - WALT: Bae, you gotta speak
your mind, woman, don't look at us!
Tell him what you said to me!
- I only know how to be straight up.
So I'm gonna ask you straight up.
Do you like boys?
- [laughs]
Um, yeah. I like everybody.
- ♪
- DONNA: Bae thought you all was on a date.
- [laughs]
- ♪
- If I led you on, I'm sorry. It wasn't my intent.
I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.
You forgive me?
- It was nice Kevin apologized to me.
I guess I was infatuated by his looks and charm
and just mistook his kindness for something more.
That's all. How was--
- What do you--[laughing]
- Good Lord! - How was it--
- I'm 'bout to hide in my skirt.
- ALL: [laughing]
- I come to work today to tattoo my girl Donna.
And little do I know, I did got thrown into a love triangle.
Alright, Donna, you ready? I gotta get out this lion's den.
- Yeah, let's go. Let's go, let's go.
I wanted a tattoo from Kevin
because he's a really dope artist.
And it gives me a chance to get to know him better.
So--[clears throat]--I don't mean to be
all up in your business, but are you like bi?
Or do you only like dudes?
- No, um...there are girls who I'm attracted to,
you know what I mean?
Right now, it's definitely more dudes though.
You know, I don't like saying, "Oh, I'm gay."
You know what I mean?
And I know that's hella cliché, but it's real.
You know what I mean? - No, I get it.
When people ask me, I be like confused,
like, "Um, I like girls, I like guys."
- Yeah, yeah.
- When people hear like gay or lesbian,
they think of like the sexual act of it rather than
two people just like loving each other.
- And that's one reason, too, why I don't like using
the word gay, because it's such a heavy word.
You know what I mean?
Where it's like--I don't want everything else like--like
artist and brother and son, all these things
to be overshadowed by the heavy-ass word.
You know what I mean?
- No, I understand every--every part of what you're coming from.
- It's just this world we live in. I don't know.
- But anyway, I'm real excited to get this tattoo.
- Alright, Donna, you ready for this?
- I am.
- ♪ You know a truth can be a weapon ♪
- DONNA: Don't hurt me too bad.
- ♪ To fight this world of ill intentions ♪
- KEVIN: Growing up, I always knew I had an attraction
to dudes and girls.
It wasn't easy, because I was afraid of being bashed.
In high school, you know, I couldn't really be myself
for real, and that [bleep] me for a long time.
- ♪ Been dreaming of the payoff ♪
♪ Through the struggles and the tradeoffs ♪
- You know, being black,
everybody wants to be the hardest.
Everyone wants to be the big man.
And so you don't see anybody being open with bisexuality
in our culture.
And so I spent a lot of time trying to hide who I am.
And it's not a fun life.
- ♪ Because we're gonna be leeches ♪
♪ Gonna get their attraction
- But once I came out to my mom,
I put that old fear of judgment behind me.
- ♪ It's about to be
- KEVIN: People wanna label things the same way
you label a can of beans.
Like you wanna be able to identify it.
I don't wanna be put in a little box.
I don't want people to meet me as bi, black tattoo artist.
I just want them to meet Kevin.
If you like what you see, and I like what I see,
let's see where it goes together...guy or girl.
- DONNA: I'm so happy this [bleep] is done.
- Let's go look at it. - DONNA: Oooh.
- ♪
- KEVIN: What you think?
- DONNA: I love it.
Thank you. - Yeah.
- ♪
- MELODY: Hey, girl, hey.
- DUTCHESS: I'm back in New York on business.
And I haven't seen Melody since Puerto Rico.
So of course I'm gonna meet up
and see what's going on with my friend.
- Well, how've you been? - I'm okay.
Been doing like a lot of speaking engagements
for like women's empowerment and stuff.
- Ooh, cool.
- That's actually what I'm up here for.
- [bleep] I haven't seen you since Puerto Rico,
since my little party.
I heard things didn't go well with Cease. Sorry.
- Yeah. Clearly, I meant nothing to him.
- I feel bad for Dutch,
because I think she still has feelings for Cease.
And I think she deserves to know what he's been up to.
Well, I hate to tell you this, but...
I saw him and Kit making out in the car.
- So Cease is gonna [bleep] everybody now?
I'm sorry, what is Kit?
Little thot pocket.
If that's what you choose then, baby, you downgraded.
- Well, what's her name? Allison also
was pushing up on him pretty hard.
- So Cease is the new Donna.
How could I have ever thought that I really wanted to be back
with a [bleep] like Cease?
And Kit?
Like, come on, sweetheart, you were fronting like you were
my friend. - [laughs]
[bleep], I might buy this for my damn self.
- How does it feel not to be the only whore?
Because he's whoring around with Sky's best friend, too.
Sky, now you a pimp.
[bleep] you're a receptionist.
Know your job description.
Sky...throwing another bitch in his face.
Tsk. You was never my friend.
She's so [bleep] up, she needs some help, yo.
If your own mother can't call you on your birthday
and don't really care about you, I understand
why you can't care about other people, too.
Crazy.
I guess that's why she did the same [bleep] to her kids.
Sky, sweetheart, you ain't never had love for me or yourself.
Just like you ain't had love for them kids you birthed.
How can you have something... to say about anybody
when you've made the choices you've made?
- I knew Dutchess was gonna be angry.
But what the [bleep]?
I thought she was gonna be angry at Cease, not Sky.
Like why the [bleep] would you wanna be on Sky's bad side?
I don't wanna be on that bitch's bad side.
- Ahhhh! Ahhh!
- That bitch crazy.
- I just--ahhh!
It's so good to not be around it, man.
- Seriously.
- Glad I am in a different space.
- So which part of you is in a better place?
The part that's talking [bleep] about Sky's mom?
Or the part that's talking [bleep] about Sky's kids?
- I'm just trying to work. That's all I'm gonna do.
- That is a good thing. - Yeah, it is.
Cheers to getting this money. Yes, yes.
- Hey.
- ♪
- DONNA: This is so cute.
Oh, look!
- ♪
- Look at you. You would.
You like ridin' pink unicorn-- - Yes.
- [laughs]
We invited [bleep] here today because kinda feel bad with
all this crazy things that's been going down at the shop
between this lady and her allegations.
- Nikki, she has another kid that she abandoned.
- To Nikki freaking out.
- You got another kid.
- [indistinct yelling]
- And Ceaser, you know, giving us the news.
- You know what makes this [bleep] even more crazy?
Nikki's pregnant right now.
- Even though I've had my doubts with Nikki,
at the end of the day, she's still [bleep] wife.
And I just want [bleep] to know that we're here for him,
and that we're on his side.
Hey, [bleep]! - DONNA: Hey!
Why you look so bad? - Here, grab a horse.
Here you go. It matches your--
- I'm still reeling over the fact that this dumb bitch
came into the shop talking all this bull [bleep] about Nikki.
Whether Nikki has another child or not,
that's between me and Nikki.
So I hope nobody decides to ask me about it today.
- Why you didn't tell us Nikki was pregnant?
- That's a beautiful thing. You know what I mean?
- Bro, I didn't have a chance to tell anybody that Nikki
was pregnant, because you guys were digging up her past.
And I didn't really feel that supported.
Yo know what I mean?
I didn't feel like it was a real family.
- Well, I apologize.
I understand you don't feel you was being supported.
That's one of the main reasons why we're here now.
- We do apologize.
- Nikki's my wife. You know what I mean?
Like everybody just needs to cool it.
- Yeah. You're right, bro.
- We don't care about nothing that happened in the past.
We don't care if she has another kid.
- Or how many marriages. - DONNA: Yeah, we just want you
to feel love, and Nikki to feel love.
Nikki is you, too, so we gotta include Nikki as well.
- I appreciate that. - We're family.
- Surprisingly, they're actually really supportive.
Especially after how everybody was trying to dig into
Nikki's past and try to make her seem like somebody she's not.
- Right. So do you forgive us?
- WALT: Will you gallop away with us, my son?
- Just let us know. If you forgive us, gallop away with us.
- ♪
- Alright, we out.
We out.
- ♪
- After today, they proved that I still have a family
here at Black Ink.
- DONNA: Look! - RICHARD: Oh, the dog is good.
And we just put all the bull [bleep] behind us.
- What do you think, [bleep]?
- RICHARD: That's cute.
I'm just glad that we can finally move forward,
and everybody is as excited about Nikki's pregnancy as I am.
- Thank you. - Thank you. Have a good day.
- DONNA: [bleep]. And we love you all.
- Pelvis walls up to the ceiling now!
Now Kegel. Keep your vagina in.
- What the [bleep] is a Kegel?
- Since Ceaser's [bleep] all these bitches,
I know I gotta move the [bleep] on.
- ♪
- ♪ Give me that money, give me, give me that money ♪
♪ Money ♪
- WALT: Hey, Ceaser.
- What's up?
- What you gotta do?
- I got Lil Boosie coming in here.
- Boosie?
- Yeah, I'm supposed to be tattooing him on 125th Street.
But Kit booked all my clients down at 113th
because she's pissed at me.
- WALT: Women.
- Alright, seriously, I know Kit is pissed at me.
But, come on, moving all my celebrity clientele from
125th to 113th, the punishment does not fit the crime.
But guess what? I'm gonna take it like a man.
Because I wanna be in my brand ambassador's
good grace again. - WALT: Crazy.
- I gotta deal with the bull [bleep].
I thought I could sit here, have a little fun,
and play the field.
But my plan [bleep] up on me.
- ♪
- WALT: Yeah, bro. And Sky, it sound like she quit for good.
- CEASER: I gotta fix that situation, too.
This is not what I prepared my life for.
- I don't know why the [bleep] Cease is tripping like this.
You should have already known that you was gonna be
in the dog house with Sky, Kit, and who else.
- [door buzzes]
- WALT: Fellas, what's going on? - What's up?
- I told you I was going to see you.
- Today, I'm tattooing Boosie Badazz,
one of my A-list celebrity clientele,
and also a rapper from Louisiana.
What are we doing today?
- I wanna just get this like freshened up.
But I want "Kingpin" in cursive
at the bottom of 'em of both arms.
- Come on, Boosie, let me take you to the room.
Let's get this tat done.
Boosie came a long way from being a street hustler
to a rap star.
He's a street kid just like me who went from nothing
to making million-dollar movies.
And he inspires me to keep pushing every day.
From one street kid from the next, I'm proud of you, bro.
Like you changed up a lot of [bleep], yo.
I've been trying to branch out.
I guess I'm gonna have to hustle as hard as you.
- Yeah, you gotta hustle. - You gotta hustle.
- You gotta get to it.
- Get you tatted up, so I get you in the studio,
dropping the newest hit. - Yeah, you know.
- ♪ This is all me at an early age ♪
♪ [unintelligible rapping]
- Boosie inspired me to dream big.
He transformed his brand
into something that's bigger than life.
And he had a great team behind him.
For me to keep opening up more shops,
I need a strong team behind me.
But my team right now is fractured,
because Kitty and Sky both mad at me.
- ♪ This is my main story, this is my main love ♪
♪ Addicted to the page, my main drug ♪
♪ [unintelligible rapping]
- I was having fun enjoying life, but I was selfish.
I didn't really think about my actions
really hurting my team.
- ♪ Now a couple years later
♪ Joined a group of souls
- The fact of the matter is, I value my relationship with Kit
and Sky on a professional level and a personal level.
I can't afford them to leave me, so I gotta fix this [bleep].
Done. Go take a look at it, bro.
- ♪
- Hey, I like it, bro.
Trap life kingpin.
Rockin' with it, you already know.
- ♪ Hip hop, make moves to fix her ♪
♪ And a bottle of that ♪
- SKY: ♪ Oh, ohhhh ♪
That team dinner was [bleep] up the other night.
You're a mini Dutchess.
- Absolutely not.
- Shut up!
- [glass shattering]
- SKY: [bleep] you, Cease, I quit.
- ♪
- Just because I quit Black Ink doesn't mean
I'm gonna sit around moping and [bleep].
A bitch got a million-plus ideas
floating around in this brain of mine.
I've just been waiting for the time to do it.
And today's the day I'm gonna make money off my pussy, baby.
- Yo, yo, yo.
- Ahhhh! What the [bleep]--
- WALT: You over here getting in the groove of things.
- Hi, family! What's up?
After I got my vagina rejuvenation surgery,
I had this thought like, "How many other women
really suffer from having like flappy vaginas?"
- WALT: [laughs]
- SKY: And what better way to fix it than working 'em out.
So I gathered this crew together to help create my new
pussy workout video, "Get it Right, and Get it Tight."
This is gonna be amaz-a-sauce.
Are you ready to [bleep] workout?
I've choreographed this exclusively to help
cinch the coochies and make the labias luscious.
Okay, let's go.
- You all ready.
And action.
- Hello, everybody. How're you doing?
Welcome to this DVD.
We're gonna start off with a couple of stretches.
First, let's stretch this arm right here in front of us, okay?
I want you to take your other arm right here,
put it on your waist.
And put your right, and just grab your cup.
- ALL: [laughing]
- What the [bleep] did Sky rope me into?
Like this is like some Jane Fonda video gone wrong,
like seriously.
- Yo, ladies, one, two, pelvis walls up to the ceiling
now!
Now Kegel. Keep your vagina in.
- What the [bleep] is a Kegel?
Is it like a seagull?
Like we flap our vaginas around like a [bleep] bird?
- One! Two!
Three! - WALT: Yeah, baby, yeah.
- YOUNG BAE: I don't know what type of workout this is,
but the only thing I feel is me getting drunk.
- SKY: Doggie positron.
- Hold it. Yeah, ah.
- Ass to the ear--[coughs]
- WALT: [laughing]
- Now we're doing fire hydrants.
Pee on the hydrant! Pee on the hydrant!
- WALT: Yeah!
- ♪ Pop it like some real bitches ♪
♪ Pop, pop it like a real one
♪ I want to pop it like a real one ♪
- [laughing]
- Yes!
Come on, clap that thing out.
- I don't know what I just did.
I don't know if my vagina is better or worse at this point.
But [bleep] it, Sky seems happy.
- You ladies rock!
- [laughs] - SKY: Cheers!
Thank you for coming! I feel great.
And you know what's gonna feel even better?
Finding a buyer for Sky's Coochie Clench.
You ladies wanna go get Pap smears together...
and nachos?
- Nachos. Pap smear and nachos.
- SKY: Oh, yes!
♪ Pap smears and nachos
♪ That's what we're gonna get together ♪♪
[laughs]
This bitch Kit, just 'cause she [bleep] you,
she think she can come in and talk to me any kind of way.
That [bleep] is whack.
- Yo, listen, man-- - No, I told you I quit.
- ♪
- ♪ We're gonna play loose, my team came real ♪
♪ Hulk, you in charge, staying rookie go kid ♪♪
- ♪
- DUTCHESS: Women Doing It Big.
- MAN: We gotta talk? - Yes.
I was asked to attend a Women Doing It Big conference.
It's a very big conference for female entrepreneurs.
So for them to choose me is an honor.
Yes, ma'am.
- Dutch! [laughs]
- It's so good to see you.
I'm inviting Tiffany, because I respect her as an artist
and as a business woman.
She's trying to get her [bleep] right.
And leaving Black Ink,
that was probably the best decision for her career.
I'm so glad that you came.
- No, of course I will.
- Anytime in the past that I've invited anybody
at Black Ink anywhere-- - Yeah?
- --they turn it into--they all ratchet.
- Speaking of ratchet, before I quit Black Ink,
we did this team building thing.
And Sky was being like real disrespectful to me.
- As usual.
- So she made this comment.
She was like, "I swear to God on my kids."
And I said, "What? The kids you don't take care of?"
- You did not say that.
- [laughs]
- The fact that Tiffany put Sky in her place...
especially over those kids that she keep lying out.
Don't bring up these kids.
- [laughs]
- She forever gets a plus in my book.
- So what's the situation with you and Cease now?
I know you guys broke up, but you guys are friends?
- ♪
- That's not at all what I've been getting.
Melody told me he was [bleep] Kit and Sky's friend Allison.
But he just look like a little 40-year-old thot pocket.
Grown [bleep], like really.
That's kinda what made me understand that I don't got time
to be dealing with this [bleep].
I really wanna be around more positive people.
You know what I'm saying? - Yeah.
- Like for me, I've always had a respect for you as an artist.
You're very passionate.
That's the type of people that I wanna build and grow with.
Now that all the BS is behind me, I'm interested
in helping women be strong, independent, and talented.
I have no more time for the BS.
It's all about growing from here.
You don't see a lot of females in this industry come together.
So...I was thinking.
Would you ever consider being an artist at Pretty N Ink?
- Yeah? - You don't have to give me
an answer right now, but why don't you come
to Charlotte this weekend and check it out?
- Yes, that sounds amazing.
I'm so down.
- I do not be playing.
- [laughs]
- ♪
- Sky?
Open your door.
- SKY: [bleep] that.
- CEASER: Open your mother [bleep] door.
Sky, I know you can hear me.
- SKY: Does Cease not know the walkie code?
The walkie code is...you do not walkie Sky
when Sky is upset with you.
- CEASER: Sky? - Oh my God.
- CEASER: Come open the door. Ceaser out.
- Where was your antennas when we were being genies,
and I [bleep] told you what was gonna happen, [bleep]?
Sky out! [bleep].
- CEASER: Can we talk about this?
Open the door.
- You will not be getting into this house until you give me
the mother [bleep] password.
And the password is, "You told me so, sis."
- Oh my God.
- ♪
- Can't you just open the door? - [bleep] say I told you so!
- CEASER: Let me in, Sky, please.
- Plus take the batteries--
- You don't need to take the batteries out.
We gotta talk. You buggin'.
- SKY: You buggin'.
No, matter of fact, Kitty Cat is buggin'.
[bleep], like she needs to walk past a Chinese restaurant.
Seriously, you know what they do to cats?
- Okay.
Let's put the cheese on the cracker.
- Put the mother [bleep] cheese on the cracker, Ceaser.
Got me in here taking vitamins.
I don't even know if I took these vitamins already.
Now I might be ODing on [bleep] vitamins
because my nerves are [bleep] up.
- Okay, listen.
- This bitch came inside my job acting like she was my boss.
[bleep] brand ambassador? What the [bleep] is that?
What the [bleep] do brand ambassadors do?
I thought you just drank mad alcohol.
- Uh-huh.
- All I wanted was for Ceaser to respect what I brought to
the shop after being an employee there for three years.
And for him to not respect when I tell him Kit is nothing
but a power-hungry, Dutchess wannabe?
What the [bleep] is wrong with you?
This bitch Kit, just 'cause she [bleep] you, she think
she can come in and talk to me any kind of way.
That [bleep] is whack. - Yo, listen, man--
- No, [bleep], I told you I quit.
I'm done! I'm done with this back and forth
with these flagrant-ass hos that I care nothing about.
- ♪
- I apologize, alright?
And at the end of the day, it's not too many people
I trust in this world.
Alright, I stick to people in my corner.
Sky's one of my most loyal employees.
And the thought of me losing her really put in perspective
how much I need her.
She's been trying to change.
And I gotta make sure that she knows she's appreciated.
I can't do this [bleep] without you there.
- Oh.
- CEASER: Okay, listen, like I'm trying to do other [bleep].
- Like what?
- I'm looking at this shop in ATL, yo.
- ♪
- Picture this.
Black Ink Atlanta.
- Mmm.
- Wait, wait, wait. Ran by Sky.
- Mm. - General manager--
- Okay, okay.
- --of the new flagship shop, Black Ink.
- Oh my God, and 5% of all earnings
on merchandise and tattoos.
- We'll talk about all that later on, 'cause you're smart.
- [laughs]
- We'll talk about that later.
- I like that. I like that a lot.
- We good now?
- We good.
- Let's shake on it. - Let's shake on it.
It's about time, asshole!
And we did it, baby!
We 'bout to get it in hot Atlanta, baby!
I love you, bro. Give me a hug.
- Yeah, come here--[laughing]
- SKY: I love you.
- ♪
- Look at these two.
Since Ceaser's [bleep] all these bitches,
I know I gotta move the [bleep] on.
- ♪ This is my dream ♪
- ♪
- ♪ All the girls say they like me ♪
♪ Wanna get up with my picture, get up with [unintelligible] ♪
- ♪
- Okay, guys, smile.
- It's easy for me to show Tiffany a good time in my city.
Like this is where all the love is.
I would love for her to move to Charlotte and work in my shop.
- ♪
- You having a good time?
- ♪
- Ooooh!
Looks like someone's been eyeing Dutchess all night.
What's going on here?
Who is this cutie that you're with?
You ain't tell me about him.
- Way better looking than Ceaser.
- Zack plays for the Panthers.
He's in the NFL.
So it's easy to say that he's a well-put-together man.
He showed interest, and I've ignored his advances.
Because I've been waiting around to see if me and Cease
would work things out.
But I'm not gonna wait forever.
- ♪
- And since Ceaser's [bleep] all these bitches,
I know I gotta move the [bleep] on.
- ♪
- Honestly, this is the first time in years
that I've really been able to enjoy myself.
- ♪
- DUTCHESS: And let go.
And stop being so, you know, the way I've been for years.
- ♪
♪ Okay, I'm not usually like this ♪
♪ But [unintelligible]
- It's time that I live for Dutchess again.
- TIFFANY: Yeah!
- RICHARD: Pick up the phone. What the [bleep] is going on?
- [machine beeping]
- ♪
- ♪ Uh, living without a care ♪
♪ So many lives to live, throwing money everywhere ♪
♪♪
- Did you know seven out of ten people who are having
daytime sex are involved? Boyfriend, girlfriend?
- What you and these statistics?
What are you-- - I'm making these up.
- Seven out of ten people...
having sex in the daytime are in other relationships.
- They're cheating, right?
Shut up.
Don't say that.
Rich? - RICHARD: What?
- WALT: Yo, come here. We need your expertise.
- RICHARD: Excuse me one second.
- WALT: Hey, man.
- Question.
Daytime sex.
Relationship or single?
- Cheaters.
- You all are discouraging me so bad.
- ♪
- Alright, give me your hand.
Sorry about that.
How long you been with your girlfriend?
- Four years.
- [phone dings]
- Hold on.
- Is everything okay?
- I'm gonna have to wind up running out of here. I'm sorry.
Yo, Donna, yo, take care of my client for me.
I gotta go run. - Yeah.
- WALT: Yo, you okay? Yo, where are you going?
- ♪
- Yo, Nikki, you there, baby?
Pick up the phone, pick up the phone.
What the [bleep] is going on?
I'm scared [bleep] less.
Like I just get a text message saying that Nikki's going
to the emergency room, but she won't answer my calls.
What the [bleep] is going on?
Yo, you can speed up, bro?
- ♪
- [siren wailing]
- All kinds of crazy [bleep] is going on in my mind
about what could be wrong.
I hate that my mind is even going there.
I need her to be okay.
- ♪
- [machine beeping]
- ♪
- Come in.
- What the [bleep]?
Is this some type of [bleep] revenge plot?
- Might have a little news.
- What news?
- The manager of Black Ink Atlanta.
- DONNA: You're pretty excited to ditch us, huh?
- You could always come visit me, bitch.
- I could be happy for Sky if she wasn't being
such a [bleep] snooty dick.
- I'm here to sell an awesome DVD.
Pee on the hydrant. Pee, pee.
- This is a lot of vagina.
- Are you afraid of pussy?
- ♪
- The reason why I'm taking Sky down is because--
- You shouldn't worry about who I'm [bleep] [bleep] it.
- You're mad because your breath smell like doo-doo.
- What the [bleep] you talking about?
- You [bleep] ass [bleep].
- You're the most [bleep] vocal. But I snuck you back in here!
- So what? - Shut the [bleep] up, man.
[bleep] you, Donna.
You're dead to me.
- ♪