- We're going to Miami, bitches!
I'm going to get my new vagina.
Viva Miami!
Cease is going to probably get some new vagina.
He deserves it.
- CEASER: I like spending time with Tatu Baby.
She genuinely makes me smile.
- I gotta show him a good time.
- Your boy still got it, yo.
Oh, this is gonna be fun.
- May I have a raise and a higher title position?
- If you have a problem with me, then we need to handle it.
- Tiffany, she just rub me the wrong way.
Let's go outside. - No.
- YOUNG BAE: Oh my gosh.
- Sky's a psycho that needs to be locked up.
I personally don't feel safe.
And I'm gonna quit.
- Cease was in a car accident.
- MAN ON PHONE: Uh, he was struck
in a fatal car accident this afternoon.
- No! You're lying to me!
- Ceaser's fine.
I think somebody's trying to play a prank on you right now.
- ♪
- ♪ Problem is, that you'll never see me coming ♪
♪ Problem is, that you never see me coming ♪
♪♪
- DONNA: Have you heard of penile implants.
- What?
- [bleep] go and get inches added to their dick.
They take skin from somewhere else, roll it up,
and add it to your dick.
- As long as it feel good.
If you're a little low in the totem pole,
do what you gotta do to make it right.
And I'm with it.
- So where's Sky at?
- DONNA: Oh, she's home.
Probably just icing her vagina.
- I can't believe Sky
actually went through with the whole surgery
with the va-jayjay and all the other stuff.
Like who really trades in their old pussy for a new one?
- So how was Miami?
- Yo, we had fun.
Especially Ceaser and Tatu Baby.
- Who's Tatu Baby?
- Oh, yeah, Walt don't even [bleep] know.
- Who is Tatu Baby?
- She tatted him right here.
- He got his mom's face on this thigh.
- ♪
- [laughs]
How you gonna tattoo your moms right on your thigh
where your--where your penis lay on?
- [door buzzes]
- CEASER: Where [bleep] everybody at, yo?
- Ceaser!
- My legs are killing me.
Start doing legs.
- It's good to see you again.
Did you have fun in Miami?
[laughs]
- I learned a lot of new things in Miami.
- [indistinct chatter]
- I went salsa dancing with [bleep] Tatu Baby and [bleep].
- Bye, sala.
- [laughs]
You went salsa dancing, really?
Or is that just a code for what these kids are saying?
You did the forbidden dance, huh?
- You had some [bleep]?
- Listen, this is a very long night.
A long, long night.
A gentlemen never kisses and tells.
But she's sexy, she's cool, and she's drama-free.
I gotta say, this [bleep] is kinda refreshing.
- Don't you think Dutchess'll be mad about that?
- Why Dutchess gonna be mad?
She left me.
- DONNA: Uh, what about when she see that tattoo
on your thigh?
- CEASER: She can't do portraits.
Tatu Baby is skilled in portraits.
I wanted a portrait of my moms.
- You got a tattoo in the [bleep] zone.
- What? My mom's not in [bleep] zone.
- All this is the [bleep] zone, Cease.
- You're a nasty mother [bleep]!
Ain't no [bleep] zone. - [laughs]
- ♪
♪ Yah, yah, sah, sah ♪
♪ Slim, slim
♪ Ha, ha
♪ Sha, sha ♪
- YOUNG BAE: Have you ever used dildo?
I never did.
I went to my friend's house one time.
This bitch had a dildo attached to her wall.
[bleep] crazy.
- You know what I've seen, which I think--they have
a yoga ball with a dildo attached to it.
- What? - I would love to get that.
- What the [bleep] would I want a rubber dick for?
If I waited a year to have sex, I want a real dick.
Kitty!
- Hi.
- Hello, hello. How are you?
- I was about to ask what brings you here, but I forgot
Cease had called for this freaking meeting.
- Since when did this [bleep] place have staff meetings?
I don't know what Cease is trying to do
calling staff meetings.
But these crazy mother [bleep] ain't gonna change for [bleep].
Especially lying ass Teddy.
- SKY: [unintelligible]
- Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
Oh, [bleep]!
- ♪ Triple platinum pussy, triple platinum pussy ♪
I think it's [bleep] up that I gotta be called in
for a mandatory staff meeting only a few days
after me having vagina surgery.
Ohhh!
Oh my God.
Give me and my pum a second.
Like let my pussy heal.
Oh my gosh, my side hurts, you guys.
- [knocking at door] - Oh my God.
Open the door-- - Seen you!
You was--you're the closest!
- ♪
- Yo, what the hell, yo?
- Hey! - Hey, Ceaser, hey!
- WALT: A lantern.
Cease, you going camping?
- WALT: No, we going camping.
- Camping, really?
Black people don't go [bleep] camping, Ceaser.
We hear about it, and watch it in movies and [bleep] like that.
We don't actually go.
Why the [bleep] would I wanna be out in the woods
with bugs crawling up my ass
when I got a nice [bleep] apartment?
You know what I mean?
Hot shower, comfy bed. You know what I mean?
[bleep] out of here.
Nobody wanna go no [bleep] camping.
- CEASER: We going on a two-day trip to do some team building.
Some real white people [bleep].
After coming back from Miami
and clearing my head of all this Dutchess bull [bleep],
I decided it's time to make my empire stronger
and straighten up 113th.
I read in "Forbes" that all Fortune 500
do team building retreats.
And God knows these mother [bleep] need it.
I got Kit here, my brand ambassador,
to organize this trip.
We're gonna sing some Kumbaya by the campfire
with these mother [bleep].
I'm gonna spice this [bleep] up
with some team-working activities.
- Okay.
- What?
- ALL: [laughing]
- That is not a team activity, okay? No.
- ALL: [laughing]
- SKY: How many licks does it take to get to the center?
That sounds like team building to me.
- See? This is what I'm talking about.
You mother [bleep] are not focused.
I want you all to work on your team-building skills.
- Okay. - No fighting, no cursing.
- ♪
- No cursing?
- Cursing? - Cursing?
- Alright, don't curse at each other.
- Okay. - We can do that.
- Why the [bleep] is Teddy not at this team-building meeting?
- He's not part of the team.
- Oh my God, Mel Money.
- Don't bring Ted up in here.
That's gonna [bleep] up the team unity.
We all know Ted is not a team player.
And even though he's got the title of manager,
he doesn't give a [bleep] about anyone but himself.
Which, unfortunately, I had to learn the hard way
when he gave away my client.
And he still hasn't even [bleep] apologized for that.
- Listen, I'm gonna talk to Ted.
I have to fix this.
- WALT: You wanna pray?
'Cause Jesus is the only one that would get us unified.
- Oh, let's do this. Let's pray together.
- RICHARD: Yes. - This is a good team.
- WALT: RICHARD: This--this is what we do.
- WALT: The team that prays together stays together.
- RICHARD: Team building. - CEASER: Wait, hold on.
Who's leading the prayer? - I will.
- What? - Not like that.
- I think I should lead the prayer.
- Well, everybody can't say a little something like--
- CEASER: No, no, no, no, no, no.
This ain't how it goes.
- SKY: Is everybody eyes closed?
- Close your eyes.
I definitely got my work cut out for me.
We can't even pray without [bleep] fighting.
Listen, I'm praying.
- Alright, go ahead. - CEASER: Alright.
God help us. - Be a big homie.
- Big homie in the sky, please help us
become a one unified team.
I wanna be like the Bulls.
Like the Lakers.
You know what I mean?
- Mm-hmm.
- Like the Green Bay Packers.
- There we go.
- And become one happy family in Harlem.
Amen.
- Black Ink on three! - Black Ink.
- One, two, three!
- ALL: Black Ink!
- WALT: Help us, Jesus.
- ♪
♪ Watch this
♪ I'm 'bout to tell you the truth ♪
♪ [unintelligible] like this ♪
- DUTCHESS: Ever since I got the prank call the other day
from somebody claiming that something happened to Cease,
that [bleep] put me in an emotional state
that I don't think I was [bleep] expecting.
It make me question if the relationship
shouldn't have ended.
Today I'm meeting with the bitch sister
who supposedly was pregnant.
The same bitch that popped up at the shop.
- My sister...was pregnant by Cease.
And the baby was aborted.
- I wouldn't associate myself with somebody like you.
Look at you. - Look at you.
- I definitely need to know the truth.
If this bitch say she has proof, then I need to see it.
Even if I have to pay for her bus ticket
just to come down here.
We gonna see what's really going on.
I know the last time was a bit hyped up, but--
- Yeah, the whole shop was against me.
- But...I wanna hear what you gotta say.
- ♪
- We met at Onyx like two--almost two years ago.
They walked in.
It was Teddy and Cease and two other people.
But it was five of us.
My sister, that's who he gravitated to.
Look, I never knew it went further than that club.
I never knew my sister was talking to him
until two months later.
And that's when she said she was having a baby.
And then like a--I don't even-- I wanna say
maybe three weeks later, she said she wasn't.
He [bleep] my sister and got her pregnant,
and she killed that baby.
- So what's the proof?
- I have a screen shot of them on FaceTime.
And I got three screen shots of a conversation about the baby.
- Let me see it then.
- I'm not here to prove nothing to you.
- ♪
- If the [bleep] is true,
then proof has to be thrown out there.
- The man that you laid with has to prove it to you.
- Unless somebody's coming to a table with a mother [bleep]
receipt, with a picture, with personal [bleep],
I can't got time to be believing a thousand wives' tales.
- 'Cause this is real life.
I'm [bleep] real life.
- Real life is whatever the proof is, and that's it.
- 'Cause once he do, and I get it, Dutchess is ours.
We're gonna have it together.
- [bleep] [bleep] sound crazy.
- ♪
- Honestly, this bitch is crazy.
I think this wasn't nothing but a little stunt
so she could try to see if she could
get something out of Cease.
- So he say, "You don't know me.
"You ain't seen me at Onyx.
You all wasn't throwing no money."
If all of that is a lie,
then [bleep] would bet his mother [bleep] shop.
- Without me seeing a picture, without me seeing some proof,
this [bleep] means nothing to me!
Bitch, the purpose of us meeting today was proof.
So if you ain't got no proof,
your dumb ass could've stay the [bleep] at home.
I'm not about to keep engaging in the bull [bleep].
This bitch is on some [bleep].
It make me question if I left Cease too quick.
- This is money right here.
Being single, running the empire,
it ain't as stressful as I thought it would be.
[laughs]
Team with the fastest time to the top wins.
- WALT: There you go, there you go. Yeah!
- ALL: [gasps]
- My [bleep] promotion is on the line right now.
- Why would you come in
and actually fight literally in the shop?
- Don't you try and fight me.
She move her hands too fast around me,
she gonna get popped in the [bleep] mouth.
- I'm gonna beat your ass.
- Can you all [bleep] stop now?
What the [bleep] is wrong with y'all, yo?
- ♪
- ♪ I do it, hey
♪
♪ I do it real big
♪ I do it real big, baby ♪
- ♪
- Yo, Six.
- Yo, what's good, man?
You're finally here, mother [bleep] damn.
- Not only am I making boss moves
with the team building activities,
but I'm getting ready to put my Internet presence
to the next mother [bleep] level.
Arch your back a little.
You gotta make love to that camera, girl.
The Black Ink website, it needs upgrading.
So I hit my boy up to set up a photoshoot
with some bad hotties that got work done in my shops.
If we gonna show off the art, why not the ass, too?
Hold, ya, put one heel up.
There you go.
Next pose.
- ♪
- Here we go. That's something different.
- ♪
- Being single and running an empire,
it ain't as stressful as I thought it would be.
- [chuckles]
- Yo, get the next girl ready.
I gotta make a phone call.
- Alright, man, I got you.
- [phone ringing]
- TIFFANY: Hello?
- Yo, what up, Tiff?
It's Cease.
- TIFFANY: Hi, Cease.
- What's going on with you, yo?
- TIFFANY: What's up?
- Just calling to see you, what's up with you?
'Cause I want you to come to work 1-2-5th.
Tiffany quitted 113th a few weeks ago,
because things got off to a pretty rough start for her.
- What's up, boo?
- [indistinct yelling]
- Let's go outside?
- Go outside for what? - SKY: We gonna fight.
- No. - YOUNG BAE: Oh my gosh.
- I think what drove Tiffany away was the fact
that her and Sky never got past their issue.
But I'm trying to fix all that [bleep].
I'll be damned if I let some petty bull [bleep]
keep me from having a dope-ass artist
like Tiffany bring their celebrity clientele.
That's money.
So what you think?
- TIFFANY: Yeah, uh...
I don't feel comfortable.
- I know you feel that Sky's a loose cannon.
But you ain't got nothing to worry about.
She's really past that situation.
And I really believe that you all can sit down as women
and actually become friends.
- TIFFANY: There's so much negativity and just--
I don't feel like I could deal with that.
- CEASER: I'll tell you what.
We're going on a team building retreat this weekend,
and you should come.
- TIFFANY: Oh no.
- At the end of the day,
I'm just trying to build my team back.
And I think that you would be a great asset to it.
She got me begging for talent
like I used to beg Dutchess shut the [bleep] up.
The [bleep] we do for business, boy.
- TIFFANY: Who's to say I don't--I go
to this team building, and I get jumped if I'm there.
- If anybody even tries that, their asses will be gone.
There'll be no hands throwing.
There'll be no glasses throwing.
It's the woods.
The most somebody could throw at each other is some dirt.
How 'bout this?
What if you just show up the last day
so we could just make [bleep] right with you?
- TIFFANY: [sighs]
Alright, I'll go.
But...Cease, if anything happens, I--
- It'll happen to me first, okay?
- TIFFANY: Alright, Cease.
- God I'm good.
No one could say no to Ceaser.
That's why I'm the only mother [bleep]
that could run this empire.
Alright, Tiff, later.
- ♪ I'm just too fresh [unintelligible] ♪
♪ 'Cause there's nothing matter ♪
♪ I'm just too fresh
♪♪
- Guess who came in the room?
Let's go.
I'm ready to [bleep] camp, everybody!
Now that my vagina's all healed up, I'm excited
to go on this camping trip and be one with Mother Nature.
I'm gonna be like Pocahontas
and talking to the trees and the animals and the birds.
I do have a tip for everyone,
because I was watching survival some [bleep].
I need you to play a bear right now.
Go.
- [growls]
Go, little bitch, go. Go, little bitch, go.
- SKY: I'm playing dead.
I'm not moving.
If a bear does attack us, play dead.
He may bite off a limb...
but he won't kill you.
- [gong sounds]
- If a bear comes after me, I am going to be dead, Sky.
He will kill me.
I don't have to play.
- [siren wailing] - ALL: [cheering]
- How you mother [bleep] doing?
- ALL: [cheering]
- We 'bout to go camping, mother [bleep].
- This is team building.
I am here for the team.
Here for the team, here for the team.
I am here for the mother [bleep] team.
- CEASER: That's the mother [bleep] attitude
everyone should have. - Thank you.
I'm gonna be a manager, mother [bleep]!
- You hear that, Ted? You hear that?
- Since Ceaser's been feeling good
since he's num-num-numming on something in Miami,
this would be the perfect time to remind him that I have
what it takes to be manager of Black Ink.
During this trip, I'm gonna get my mother [bleep] promotion.
- Melody?
She's probably somewhere breastfeeding her child.
She says she'll meet us up there.
- Yo, what about O [bleep]?
- SKY: Oh, I just got some news.
This bitch Nikki just went to, uh, D.R. to get her body done.
She's getting her boobies done.
She's getting like the mommy makeover.
- Where the [bleep] this bitch get money from?
Yo, anybody know this bitch?
She rich or something?
- TED: I don't know.
- I'm the poster child for getting [bleep] done.
It's nothing wrong.
But, seriously, where's she getting all this money from?
I feel as though she damn shouldn't up
and get that money from O [bleep].
This [bleep] broke.
This [bleep] owe child support.
My woman's intuition keeps telling me
this girl is shady as [bleep].
- [door buzzes]
- What's up, y'all? - ALL: [cheering]
- You ready to go? - ALL: [cheering]
- TED: Hold on, wait, wait.
[bleep] has a [bleep] lunchbox.
- Got get your [bleep] sleeping bag.
- Alright.
- CEASER: Yo, I got a lot of questions
for [bleep] about Nikki.
But right now, it ain't the time.
I gotta get these bitches to the woods.
- ♪ Black Ink is going camping ♪
♪ Oh yeah
- ♪
- This is elegant.
Cease, I didn't know you had money like this.
- This is classy.
- This [bleep] is nice.
I'm feeling like a rapper, baby.
We outta here!
- ♪
- SKY: Black Ink Crew.
- ALL: Black Ink Crew.
[cheering]
- ♪
- So we're going camping on some wet-ass ground.
That's cool.
- WALT: You good?
Straight over there, bro?
- When Nikki told me she was going away
to a third world country to go and get surgery,
honestly, I was shocked.
- I bought a ticket to go on a little trip...
by myself.
- Where are you going?
- I'm gonna be in D.R. for a while.
- RICHARD: I am worried.
Nikki's really stressed out because of the child support
issues with Kathie.
So part of me that wonders, because this is all
so sudden and random, is this too much for her?
Is she gonna leave me?
- ♪
- TED: Cease, where the [bleep] are you taking us, man?
- Real "Blair Witch" [bleep] right here.
- ♪
- Man, this is where Jason killed all the black people.
Walt, Cease, [bleep].
[bleep], you're the darkest, you're gonna die first.
- WALT: This looks like the perfect place
to bury somebody alive.
I don't like it.
- Where the hell are we?
- How much do you know her?
- She had a husband two years ago
and was seven months pregnant.
- Like I'm not gonna sit here and go through
all this [bleep] back and forth.
- I bet she was talking some [bleep].
- [indistinct yelling]
- ♪
- Come on, y'all.
Come on, let's go.
- TED: Man, where the [bleep] are we?
- SKY: It's freezing out this bitch.
- What the [bleep] is that?
- CEASER: We're gonna be rock climbing.
- WALT: Rock climbing? Really?
Look, Cease, I'm from the [bleep] Bronx.
I'm used to climbing up fire escapes
and [bleep] like that.
We don't do this rock climbing [bleep].
Since two mother [bleep] tell me
that they can be responsible leaders,
I think I should put them to the task.
So Sky...and Teddy.
You're the captains, so pick your teams.
- This is the [bleep] that I've been waiting for!
I picked Donna and Bae to bring us a victory.
And when I get this win, I'm going to show Ceaser
that I'm better than Teddy,
and that I'm the Queen B at this mother [bleep].
- Everybody cry for Donna. - Is that Melody?
Melody's on my team!
Hi, Mama!
- BOTH: [cheering]
- Where the [bleep] did this tree hugger come from?
- SKY: So happy that you made it.
- Yes, and now you're on Ted's team.
- I wanna be on Sky's team.
- No, no, no.
'Cause I don't want you mother [bleep]
fighting no more, okay?
- Well, then why are you gonna put me on Ted's team
if you don't want us fighting?
- [laughs]
- Because you all gotta figure it out.
Come on.
- Yo, Ted is whack as [bleep].
He's a little bitch.
He's only concerned with himself,
and then I have to be on his team now.
[bleep] that [bleep].
- The team with the fastest time to the top wins.
In the past, Sky hasn't always been a team player.
- [indistinct yelling]
- So on this trip, she's gotta show me
that she can motivate people
and prove why she should get this promotion.
- SKY: Teddy!
You going down!
- TED: Come on, Walt!
Let's go, Walt.
- ALL: [cheering]
[laughs]
- TED: What the [bleep] are you doing, Walt?
I bet you if there was a bottle of Henny
at the top of that wall, your ass would've flew up there.
- Team Sky, who's next?
- WALT: Yeah, Bae, you can do it!
- You got that, baby!
- ALL: [cheering]
- What the [bleep]?
My [bleep] promotion is on the line right now.
Ladies and Gents, I need you to do what the [bleep]
you need to do and win.
- Let's go, [bleep]!
- SKY: Go, Richard, go!
- This tall mother [bleep].
- ALL: [cheering]
- [bell rings]
- Oh yeah, that's right!
I smell...victory, baby.
- WALT: Here you go now, yeah!
- TED: Let's do this.
O [bleep] ain't got nothing on you.
I need this win.
So if this bitch want this apology,
you better keep climbing, ho.
- Yeah!
You up there!
- [bell rings]
- ALL: [cheering]
- Damn it, Mel Money.
- Oh now? - TED: Yeah, now.
- MELODY: Just the fact that we're both
competitive as [bleep], I got respect for you for that.
I'll accept Ted's apology
for the sake of Ceaser's team building.
- TED: We good now? - Yes.
But let's be clear.
This smile is fake as [bleep],
because I still do not trust you.
- ♪
- CEASER: You guys ready to see where we're camping out at?
Welcome to Camp Ceaser.
- Ceaser, this [bleep] lit.
- CEASER: Girls down there.
Boys right here.
- SKY: Oooh!
This [bleep] is lit-ty!
- This is cute.
- This is nice.
- Praise Jesus.
Ooh, Ceaser's got us sleeping in the cabins.
I really thought that he was gonna have us pitching tents,
sleeping in dirt.
I don't do dirt.
- RICHARD: Oh, this [bleep] is bunkbeds.
- CEASER: It's cold in this bitch.
- RICHARD: It's freaking [bleep] in here.
- Oh, this is really a camp.
This is-- - No, this is prison.
- This is not what was on the mother [bleep] online.
- Yo, Ceaser, I've already done my time.
What the [bleep]?
- I gotta take a [bleep].
- Word, I ain't taking a [bleep] in here.
- WALT: This is Michael Jackson bad.
- ♪
- [indistinct chatter]
- You ain't gonna get that nowhere but in the Carolinas.
- WOMAN: What? My banana pudding?
- Bingo.
[laughs]
- After meeting with psycho, I'm pretty much
a little aggravated with the whole situation.
So it's good to be around people that love me,
support me, and care about me.
- WOMAN: How do you feel since you've been home?
- I am glad that I'm home, but I do miss--
- Him. You miss Cease.
- I do.
Especially after meeting with the crazy bitch.
- Are you confused?
- Not at all confused, don't believe none of it.
I feel like an idiot.
It's a bunch of childish [bleep].
- When she told you she had pictures,
you shouldn't have asked to see the pictures.
- If she had pictures, she would've showed pictures.
That girl is acting mad, outright,
and belligerent for no reason.
After meeting her crazy ass without the proof,
it make me question if everything was a dumb-ass lie.
Maybe I overreacted at the time.
I don't know. Maybe I made a decision mad quick
based just off how I was feeling.
- Have you talked to Cease?
- Yeah. But we ain't really talked.
We just...briefly talked.
- I don't think he is the man for you to be married to...
for the rest of your days.
I don't have to live with that.
You have to.
I just want you to be happy.
- My family have had a lot of conflicts in dealing with Cease.
But now that I'm at home,
I have to hear their opinions a little bit more.
So it does kinda make me think of things
a little bit differently.
But I'm not happy not being with him.
I love the man.
It's something that I can't get off of my mind.
- And at that this point, where are you at?
- ♪
- So I don't wanna rush into doing anything,
but I don't wanna lose my best friend either.
- I just want him to treat you right.
If you ain't gonna treat you right, leave you alone.
- [crying]
- ♪
- [rooster crows]
- ♪
- TED: Cease, what's for breakfast?
- He's chilling though.
I think he's missing Nikki.
- O [bleep] hasn't been acting like himself on this trip.
He's been acting all depressed and [bleep].
Like he's got his [bleep] period.
Alright, I see him, he's breathing.
- ♪
- SKY: Yo, anyone else here think this bitch Nikki
is shady as hell.
- DONNA: I don't trust her.
How did you get married after four months?
- The more I think about it,
there's something weird about Nikki.
And it's up to me to make sure that my brother O [bleep]
doesn't get [bleep] on.
So, a little Google search never killed a bitch.
I'll leave it in your hands.
- I'm the queen of stalking people online.
Let's see.
I did done stalked my exes, my friend's exes.
Like you just gotta know what's coming at you these days.
A bitch gotta be aware.
Let's see what's on her Yelp account.
Alright, well, I found her.
Let's read some reviews.
- She's a reviewer? - DONNA: Right.
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
Uh. - What?
- A review from 2014.
"My husband and I were looking to buy a 2014 Charger.
I am seven months pregnant."
- Seven months pregant. - With a husband.
- How is it like Nikki was seven months pregnant
and married two years ago.
But at the wedding reception, her seven-year-old son,
which was her only child, like--nothing is adding up.
I'm very shocked.
I wouldn't have expected it.
- DONNA: Then if you were seven months pregnant,
where is this baby at?
You can't get a--abortion at seven months.
- That's [bleep]--
If she was married in 2014, you know how it takes
a long--like a year and a half to get divorced divorced.
So is she like divorced?
I know from my own experience, getting a divorce takes forever.
At least two years when the kids are involved.
So Nikki might have a husband in New York and California.
- This bitch could be the biggest con artist
in the world.
You don't know what the [bleep] you're dealing with right now.
And I don't know if he knows, but...he needs to know.
We really in the woods!
- Ssh, ssh, ssh. - TED: What the [bleep] is that?
I gotta get the [bleep] out of here.
[bleep] these woods.
And especially [bleep] you, Cease.
- Ahooooo!
- ♪
- CEASER: Yo, let's go, yo.
- SKY: It's dark up here.
- [bird calls]
- What the [bleep] is that?
- I don't know what the [bleep]--
- YOUNG BAE: This is scary. - Yo, it's so--
- Do you--do you hear that? What was that?
- CEASER: What the [bleep] you looking for, Ted?
Freddy Krueger?
- I don't know what the [bleep] going on in these woods,
but all I keep hearing is ssh, sssh, sssh, sssh.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
I gotta get the [bleep] out of here.
[bleep] these woods and especially [bleep] you, Cease.
- SKY: We really in the woods.
Ahooooo!
Uh, you guys, this is awesome.
I love [bleep] like this.
- This look like a perfect place for bears.
- SKY: Is this another team building exercise?
- Yeah, it's called building a campfire.
- ♪
- CEASER: So we put these down.
- DONNA: Sticks first. - CEASER: Sticks first.
Yeah, put that [bleep] in the middle so it--
- DONNA: On the top, like this.
[laughs]
That's right, [bleep].
I'm a pyro.
- ♪
- So, Cease, you better not [bleep] with me.
Because I will light Black Ink the [bleep] up.
- Uh, there it go. - There it go.
- SKY: That was good, y'all.
Let's get them s'mores popping.
- Oh, I just got three bars out here.
- [phone ringing]
- Ever since Nikki went to Dominican Republic,
I've been trying to call her.
But I get no answer.
I mean, I'm really worried about this woman, because she went
to a foreign country to get a surgery.
I don't understand why she won't call me back.
- You alright, [bleep]? - Yeah, I'm good.
- Come on, [bleep], what's wrong?
- I am a little bit like off my--my queue.
'Cause I haven't heard from Nikki.
I hope she's okay.
- ♪
- Man, listen.
You my [bleep], and I don't wanna talk behind your back
or anything like that.
But I've been hearing [bleep], right?
How--how much do you know her?
- ♪
- There's nothing that anybody could say to me
that I'm gonna be flabbergasted by.
I know that much.
- ♪
- Listen, okay.
There was, uh, a Yelp review.
The Yelp review was just saying that she had a husband
two years ago and was seven months pregnant.
- ♪
- That [bleep] ain't true.
- DONNA: So she wasn't married
and she doesn't have another child?
- She's never been married before me.
She'd never get married after me.
Why the [bleep] you even Googling my wife?
If you have any questions about Nikki,
why don't you come to the source?
The person who knows her best?
That's me.
Stop butting into my [bleep] life.
She's legit my best friend.
She tells me everything.
So, seriously, everyone needs to just shut the [bleep] up
before I get really pissed.
- ♪
- Alright.
- WALT: We'll back off for now. But I'm just saying,
like all this [bleep] with Nikki, it's not adding up.
- [animal noise]
- What the [bleep] was that?
- Are we the only people out here?
- SKY: What if it's Bigfoot?
- That's the Jersey Devil.
- SKY: Oh, [bleep].
Yo, dig, you--did Teddy tell you all about the Jersey Devil?
- No.
- It's some [bleep] that look like a dog with feet.
- What?
- ALL: [laughing]
- SKY: This is so cool, you guys.
- ALL: [laughing]
- SKY: Thank you, Ceaser, for this.
Like getting us out the hood,
and just coming and risking our lives.
- CEASER: And, Sky, I'm proud of you treating
your fellow coworkers with so much respect on this trip.
- End of the day, we've made our own family amongst us.
Like I love each and every one of you guys so much.
- WALT: We love you, too, Sky.
- TED: We love you, too, Sky.
- WALT: Baby girl.
- [crying]
You don't understand, yo.
I love you all so much.
You all know what's--what's going on with my moms.
And you know what's going on with this [bleep]
coming to the shop.
And you're still not judging me and had my back.
Like thank you.
I feel safe with you all around.
[crying]
- CEASER: That's what family's for, Sky.
You ain't gotta thank us.
That's our responsibility.
This is exactly what I was hoping for this weekend.
If we can grow stronger as a family,
we can grow stronger as a brand.
- TED: Sky, come here.
- SKY: [sniffing]
- I just want you to know that all the support you need
is right here, man.
You ain't never gotta look past us.
- RICHARD: We'll always be right here, too.
- Thank you.
- TED: You know this [bleep] is genuine.
It ain't never gonna change.
- I know.
I love you, guys.
- ALL: We love you back.
- You ended up in three fights.
- People feel jealous
and some type of way about me being here. I get it.
- [crazy laughing]
You're the person I'm jealous of!
- ♪
- CEASER: I wanna thank y'all all for coming
on this camping trip.
This was kinda of a crazy idea,
but I thought it would be different.
And we made a lot of progress.
But there's one issue that hasn't been resolved yet.
So let's eat first.
And then we'll have this little talk.
- Is this like the Last Supper?
Is someone gonna die tonight?
- No.
- SKY: Oh, this is classy, Cease.
- CEASER: Yo, Ted, let me holler at you
outside for a minute.
- [unintelligible]
- TED: This is some real camp [bleep].
- What--what you think about Sky?
Thinking about really like giving her some responsibility.
- I mean, I don't see why not.
She's been around long enough.
You know her loyalty is to the shop.
That's the one person in the shop you know for sure
you ain't gotta question besides me.
- ♪
- On this trip, Sky's really shown me that's
she's growing into herself and she has matured as a leader.
Let's go inside.
I think this team building [bleep]
might be one of the dopest ideas I came up with yet.
I'm a mother [bleep] genius.
Take notes, mother [bleep].
This is how you win.
- TED: This is the blood of Jesus.
You have to drink this.
- [laughing]
- ALL: [laughing]
- Hi, guys.
- At first, when Ceaser asked me to come to the retreat,
I was hesitate because Sky was gonna be there.
But she's never started with me when Ceaser was around.
And he offered me a spot at 125th, so I figure,
"Why not give it one last try?"
- [laughs]
- TIFFANY: Hi.
Hi, Cease.
- Hey, Tiff. What up, yo?
- MELODY: Oh, are you Tiffany?
- Yes.
- Ceaser, really?
- CEASER: I invited Tiff,
because I wanna bring Tiff back as a tattoo artist on 125th.
- ♪
- [deep breath]
It's a [bleep] trap.
No. It's a [bleep] trap,
and I'm not react to this bull [bleep].
I'm happy you invited her.
- Yes, because you have to show your management skills.
- Mm-hmm.
- CEASER: And to manage how to get over
the little bull [bleep].
- Welcome, Tiffany.
We're happy to have you here.
- Thank you.
- CEASER: Now, I don't care who goes first,
but start taking care of your problems right now.
Put that [bleep] out so we can get rid of this [bleep].
- ♪
- I'm really going for management status in life.
I just want nothing but unity and peace.
I want us all to grow and excel.
I wish there would be less physical altercations.
I really try to go that route.
I'm not childish in that manner.
- CEASER: Tiffany.
- TIFFANY: I know that I'm new, and I kinda gave off
a bad impression to a lot of people.
But I think that whoever I fought with, you know--
I don't know what was going on in their lives.
- MELODY: Hold on.
Who else did you get in a fight with?
- [laughs]
- She fought her.
Oh no, she had a fight with her, too.
[laughs] - MELODY: You fought her?
You all fought?
And you all fought?
So you fought three of these bitches?
Don't you try and fight me.
- No, not you.
- I didn't realize I missed so much on maternity leave.
She move her hands too fast around me,
she's gonna get popped in the [bleep] mouth.
I don't know this ho, but I don't trust this ho.
- I'm not really all about that drama and stuff.
But it happened, and the only thing that I can really ask for
is just to feel a part of Black Ink.
- DONNA: I got a thing though.
Like I did done have my share--fair share of fights,
but why would you come in and actually fight,
literally, in the shop though?
- Um, first of all--hold on, hold on, hold on.
- TIFFANY: I defended myself against a bully.
- Bully? Bully like--
- You starting with me since the moment I walked in the door.
- I've been--I've been starting with you
since the moment you walked in? - Yes, you have.
You have issues though, yo.
- ♪
- Sky, seriously?
You're seconds from getting a promotion.
All you gotta do is shut the [bleep] up.
Shut the [bleep] up!
- She has issues.
See, this is exactly why we got into a fight,
because I can't sit here and talk to her.
- [indistinct yelling]
- CEASER: Can you [bleep] stop now!?
Stop this [bleep]!
What the [bleep] is wrong with y'all, yo?
I don't wanna hear nobody's bull [bleep], yo.
I brought your [bleep] together for a [bleep] reason.
Not to sit here and bicker and fight.
You're supposed to be bigger than that.
[bleep] that [bleep].
She makes money for us. - Right.
- CEASER: If you wanna sit here and make money,
you gotta get past that [bleep].
And at the end of the day, you was not here.
They have a problem, not you.
You don't know her.
You don't have to fight nothing.
- Is it your shop or yours?
- Donna, Donna-- - I just wanna know what's--
- I don't understand how she got into a fight
with three people, and it's still worth it?
I'm sorry, but we ain't thirsty and struggling for money.
- I didn't start these fights.
- But you ended up in three fights.
- TIFFANY: Because people feel jealous and some type of way
about me being here. I get it.
- I'm jealous of you?
- Yes, you are jealous of me.
It's clear. Everybody says it.
- [crazy laughing]
No way.
No, I gotta take this off, because my brain is--
gotta clear up.
Wait the [bleep].
I'm jealous.
I wouldn't be jealous of you with the wig off, son.
I'm jealous of you?
I'm jealous...of you.
- ♪
- You're the person I'm jealous of.
- ♪
- Come closer to me. - CEASER: Sky.
- TIFFANY: I don't need to. - CEASER: Sit down--
- TIFFANY: I'm done with this. - --put your [bleep] back on.
- TIFFANY: [bleep] happened like a month ago,
and you're still like on it.
- No, 'cause I haven't--'cause you've been ducking me.
You've been ducking me, son!
- I'm just ignoring your ignorance.
Like I don't have to be-- - I'm gonna beat you up.
That's word to my kids. - Alright.
- [indistinct yelling]
- ♪
- SKY: I'm gonna beat you up.
That's word to my kids. - TIFFANY: Alright.
Your kids that you don't even take care of.
- [indistinct yelling]
- ♪
- I told Ceaser that I would come back to Black Ink
if things were different.
And they're clearly not.
These people are rabid animals.
They're [bleep] up in the head.
And I'm [bleep] done.
I'm done.
- DONNA: There she go, Sky.
- [indistinct yelling]
- Ha-ha, stupid bitch!
You stupid [bleep]!
- TIFFANY: Whack-ass pussy and crew.
- ♪
- All this fighting, all this bull [bleep],
and I'm never gonna stop... until I get her.
- This is some bull [bleep].
Like I'm not gonna sit here and go through all this [bleep]
back and forth with everybody.
I told everybody what the [bleep] I'm trying to do.
[bleep] trying to get that, it's [bleep]--
- I bet she was talking some slip [bleep]--
- It's true.
But people say slip [bleep] to me all the time.
I have to eat that [bleep].
So at the end of the day, yo,
sometimes you gotta eat [bleep] just to make [bleep] happen.
Ain't gonna be a perfect [bleep] world.
I gotta sit here and try to [bleep] adults.
[bleep] adults?
This ain't my [bleep] job.
I'm a boss. I'm not no [bleep] babysitter.
- ♪
- CEASER: As of right now, 113th is closed.
[bleep] that [bleep].
- ♪
- What the [bleep] is this?
- TED: You walked up at a perfect time.
- RICHARD: We're all fired is what it is.
[bleep] is fired. Donna's fired.
Walt is fired.
- WALT: Looks like everybody's [bleep] fired.
- CEASER: Hey, beautiful. - Hey.
- CEASER: I'm just trying to find the fastest way for me
to be chilling on the beach with Tatu Baby right by my side,
sipping some rosé.
You look glamorous in that mother [bleep] light, girl.
- [laughs] Thanks.
- ♪
- DUTCHESS: Take me to Harlem.
I don't wanna see Cease.
I don't wanna cross paths with Cease.
Take whatever's in the bedroom, in my closet.
We got a little window to get the [bleep],
get the [bleep] out of here.
I'm gonna find out if he was cheating on me.
Look, I knew it, BB.
Pussy pics.
I done been through hell with this [bleep].
But goddamn.
- You don't do [bleep]!
- You're the only one that's mad.
- Everybody talked about you--
- Because I [bleep]--
- [indistinct yelling]
- No, I don't give a [bleep]!
- --[bleep] everything.
Open that door for me, BB.
Our relationship is over, Cease.
But success is gonna be my greatest revenge.
[bleep].
- ♪