- Did it! Yes. - Perfect.
- I need molds of Bae and Kit's vagina
as reference for my procedure.
That is nice, Kit.
- YOUNG BAE: Get out!
- I come home now, I got that.
- Get [bleep] out of here.
- So this girl comes in my mother [bleep] shop,
tells Dutchess I got her sister pregnant.
- My sister...was pregnant by Cease.
- And Dutchess falls for the whole bull [bleep].
- I wanna go home.
- I'm not doing [bleep] no more.
- RICHARD: Yo, what the [bleep]?
I can't believe I'm really getting served
at my wedding reception right now.
My baby mama Kathie is trying to ruin my life.
Kathie's upset that I got married to Nayaka,
so she's trying to get full custody of Aquilies,
because she wants to take Aquilies
to the Dominican Republic.
- You threw the papers away and all that stuff.
These ain't them regular papers.
You can go to jail for this, bro.
Handle your [bleep] business!
Get this bitch out of your [bleep] life
so you can live your right way, man.
- ♪
- ♪ Even in the face of nothing ♪
♪ Never any story of self-destruction ♪
♪ Tenaciously pushing for the deep destruction ♪
♪ Of my devilish functions
♪ I just gotta laugh because the devil, he cry ♪♪
- Can you get up for me real quick?
Let me check you out.
I need you to model for me.
Work, work, work.
Three sixty.
Oooh.
Oh, another 360, that's 720.
- [laughing]
- Cease, what the [bleep] is wrong with you, man?
Why you sitting over there looking like the Grim Reaper?
- It's the hood?
- What?
- TED: Cease is moping around the shop over Dutchess again.
When he gonna stop acting like a little teenage bitch
and get over this [bleep]?
- The energy that you're bringing in here right now,
this is not what we need for Black Ink.
- Say, what's going on with that?
- RICHARD: Kathie is trying to take custody of Aquilies,
so I'm basically--I gotta fight.
Walt was right.
It's time for me to face this legal bull [bleep] with Kathie.
She's gonna move my son Aquilies out of the country.
And that's completely [bleep] up.
And I'm gonna go to court tomorrow to fight for my son.
She ain't gonna be happy until she destroys me.
- [door buzzes]
- Hello!
♪ My crotch is ready for a makeover ♪
It's here, my [bleep].
I'm finally going to Miami to get my designer vagina.
And I'm ready to come out a newer bitch.
Look what a mother [bleep] got.
Look, friend.
Boom!
- ♪
- Tell me I don't know which one I wanna wear
with the new pum. - I like these.
- Did you just come in here and throw panties at Donna?
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm so excited about this new vagina.
And it couldn't come at a better time.
- You just gonna leave me like that?
I've been trying to get on with my son,
and you're just gonna leave like that?
- SKY: Excuse me.
- Who are you?
- SKY: After that crazy [bleep] popped up at the shop,
I asked everybody to act like that [bleep] never happened.
I'm done with it.
I'm finished.
Boom.
What's going on over there with you?
How you doing, huh?
- ALL: [laughs]
- You over here looking sad and [bleep].
- He's in a glass cage of emotions.
- SKY: You know what would cheer you up?
A trip to Miami.
In fact, you all should come.
[laughs]
- Yes.
I love Miami.
I had the time of my life down there.
And I'm not the only one.
What is she doing?
Is she trying to [bleep] me?
She was twerking on me like this.
[laughing]
I wanna go.
- I don't think Donna's allowed in Miami no more.
- Yes, she is. Leave her alone.
- Last time Donna was in Miami, she [bleep] Dutchess
and didn't pay for her room.
Man, ain't no telling what the [bleep] happened in Miami.
We should bust a move though, bro.
Even if you don't go touch that, then we could go look.
- I think you should go out there and touch.
You deserve to be touched.
♪ Don't be afraid to touch
- ♪
- ♪ Don't be afraid to touch
We know you wanna go have fun.
- You can't do that in Miami if we go.
- ALL: [laughing]
- Stupid.
- Like talk him into it, Teddy.
Boom, it's your turn.
- DONNA: Right.
- There's a bunch of these in Miami.
With not my shirt sleeves in 'em,
but with bad little Spanish [bleep].
- No, I don't wanna go--
- SKY: [laughs]
- I mean, who turns down naked bitches at the beach?
Definitely not me.
- TED: Can we go to Miami, please, man, for real?
- SKY: Come on, Cease!
- Uh, you gonna mope about Dutchess for 15 years?
Or are you gonna live your life?
- You know what?
It probably wouldn't be a bad idea
to take a trip right now.
It could help me forget about Dutch.
If it'll shut your asses up, I'll go.
- SKY: Yes-s-s-s, baby!
Pph, pph pph, pph.
- TED: This is gonna be fun, man.
- Don't get it twisted.
There's a tattoo shop down there
that I always wanted to get work from.
Plus...it's warm in Miami.
But I'm definitely not going down there
to be a cheerleader for Sky's vagina.
- SKY: Cease, do you wanna see the before of my va-jay-jay?
- CEASER: No.
- ALL: [laughing]
- ♪
- DUTCHESS: Hey!
What up, Grandma?
- How're you doing?
- Good.
- We happy that you're home.
- Ain't that right, Jordyn?
Uhh.
It wasn't an easy decision for me
to give Cease the right back.
And when I got back to North Carolina,
I was still a little bit upset.
But it was my college homecoming.
I decided seeing some old friends
would put a smile on my face.
- ♪
- [cheering]
- Greatest homecoming on Earth.
- [cheers]
- DUTCHESS: It really showed me that I can be happy
with or without a man.
- What you gonna do since you home?
- I'm gonna start being at the shop more.
And I'm gonna do what I need to do instead of--
- Instead of putting your attention
on somebody else's business, maybe you can focus on your own.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
- What about the--your--rest of your stuff in New York?
- Let it stay there.
- How you gonna leave my stuff in New York?
Some of my stuff I want.
- Just stay here until you feel comfortable going back up north.
Can we do that?
- Yeah.
I'm not thinking about the rest of my [bleep] in New York,
so right now, the only concerns I have...
is my business and my family.
Everything else is irrelevant.
- We'll go to the range and pop off some shots.
- Get rid of some of that tension that you got built up.
- And then, you know, if you wanna go to New York
and blaze somebody, we'll do that.
- She can't do that now.
Calm down.
- [laughs]
- ♪ It's game time, uh-uh
♪ Oh my, she is so cinematic
♪ Little cutie pie, got me feeling like an addict ♪
♪ Picturing the ways I could freak that grab ♪
♪ And I think about it all through the night ♪
♪ Like what ♪
- ♪
- We're going to Miami, bitches!
I'm going to get my new vagina.
Cease is gonna probably get some new vagina.
Let this black man's hands have fun with some little Latinas.
He deserves it!
Oh my gosh, Ceaser, this is so exciting.
Let's just really have fun on this trip, yo.
- FEMALE ATTENDANT: Miami weather conditions are
partly cloudy with temperatures of 80 degree Fahrenheit.
- SKY: Ride the Skytrain!
Miami!
Viva Miami!
Yes-s-s-s-s!
Viva Miami!
- [laughs]
- SKY: So much has changed since last year.
Like who would have thought that Cease and Donna
would be on a trip together?
And this [bleep] Cease is single?
- TED: We are in Miami.
- SKY: Take us to the beach right now.
- ♪
- This is so beautiful.
Come through with the sunshine, Ceaser, I mean--
- I'm so [bleep] happy to be here rather than New York.
- New York.
Everything feel like a surprise right now, right?
The energy already feels different.
When I came down here last time, it was just like so like uhh,
like we had to get into it.
- 'Cause you all had a whole bunch of vaginas.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You know vaginas don't get along.
- What you talking 'bout, Ceaser?
I got along just fine with your ex-fiancée's vagina
last time we were in Miami.
- ♪
- DONNA: Throw that [bleep] in the air.
Let me [bleep] it. - [moaning]
- Well, whatever, she's whack, and I'm back.
And maybe I can help Cease get over Dutchess on this trip.
If you know what I'm saying.
- I was getting ready to say your vaginas
that you have your shop now get along.
- Those ain't my vaginas.
- I mean, we are Ceaser's angels.
- Your Cease's angels, Teddy's devil.
- ALL: [laughing]
- ♪
- Viva Miami!
Ba-ba-ba-da-ba-ba.
Boo-do-boo-boo-boo.
Ah!
- [laughs]
- SKY: Today we're turning up at the beach.
Tomorrow, I go and get my consultation.
And in two days, I will be getting a new designer vagina!
Viva la Miami!
I'm a bird!
- CEASER: This bitch just go topless again?
Everyplace we go, this bitch go topless.
- ♪
- Put your titties away before we get kicked off the beach.
- DONNA: Come on, Cease.
You've been with Dutch whack-ass for so long,
you need some new titties in your face.
- Let me get a round of shots going.
Do you all want something to drink?
First of all, the turn-up doesn't feel turny.
Here.
- What's that?
- That's Hennessey.
- CEASER: I ain't want no Henny.
- This man just turned down, Henny?
Come on, bro. Dutchess wasn't that great.
What the [bleep] is it gonna take
to get you out of this mood?
- You all wanna a beer?
- CEASER: No. You have fun with that.
- SKY: Uh, [bleep].
- ♪
- RICHARD: I hate being over here.
- NIKKI: Me, too.
How do you feel, babe?
- I'm a little bit nervous.
I mean, my first-born son, my only son...is gonna be
taken away from me if the judge finds it okay.
You know how much risk I feel hearing that is?
- Mm-hmm.
- I can't believe that Kathie's taken things this far.
To try and take my son away from me in court?
I just wanted to let you know that I'm here for you always.
I'm gonna be your dad forever.
And I'm gonna continue to be the best father I can.
Kathie's not doing this for the benefit of our child.
She's doing it because she wants to break up me and Nikki.
What if I don't have a son anymore because she--
- I don't think you should think like that.
I mean, I know that you're scared,
but you are doing everything you can do.
I really want you to just like remember that
you are a good father, you're a good person.
- I just hope that the judge sees it.
I just wanna get this over with.
This [bleep] makes me sick to my stomach.
You know, let's do this.
- ♪
[bleep] some bull [bleep], man.
I have worked so hard to become a good father
and a good husband.
But it seems like right now none of that matters.
There she is.
How could she do this to me?
Kathie's already sunk to a new low
by trying to take my son Aquilies out of the country.
Who knows how dirty she'll fight.
If she decides to highlight my past like my gun charge
and my drug abuse, then I'm [bleep].
- ♪
- Famous Tatu Baby.
- Hey, well, welcome famous Ceaser.
- CEASER: Dutchess is the only female
to ever did any work with me.
But my guess is, out with the old and in with the new.
- Are you ready? - I'm ready!
It's time to get these puppy jowls out of here.
- Show me!
Okay! - Sorry!
- No, don't tell me this!
No! You're lying to me!
- ♪
- RICHARD: I can't believe this bull [bleep].
What the [bleep] is wrong with this no-have-job-driving bitch?
Had me thinking that I'm gonna wind up losing my son.
And then she takes me to child support,
and she wants additional money.
And now I'm gonna have to wind up paying her
$1,600 a month.
So this psycho bitch Kathie didn't even really plan
on taking Aquilies away from me.
But what she did do was try to get more money in child support.
And that's just because I'm married to Nikki.
So she's just trying to sabotage our relationship.
I gotta pay my rent.
And all this [bleep], like [bleep] out here.
This bitch don't even gotta pay rent.
She didn't even got a [bleep] crib.
Like what the [bleep]? [bleep] out of here.
But fine, it's whatever.
It's whatever, but I'm a little bit tight.
Sixteen hundred dollars?
It's a whole lotta money.
- Yeah, and this is another bill for Nakaya.
- ♪
- NIKKI: Kathie wanting more money from Richard
is bull [bleep].
This [bleep] is going into my pockets and my finances,
and I don't deserve it.
He doesn't pay her.
I pay her monthly.
So she's asking for money that she's not entitled to.
I mean, like these lawyer fees are a lot, Richard.
And you have to remember, this isn't just one kid, Richard.
You have two other ones.
- Yes, I know.
- NIKKI: I knew getting into a relationship with Richard
that there was gonna be challenges
in dealing with his baby mamas.
But I didn't think that they were as spiteful
and as petty as they actually really are.
I don't wanna deal with it.
I didn't [bleep] Kathie.
This is his problem.
So I need you to tell me what you wanna do.
Because I can't deal with this circle of dysfunction.
- ♪
- Hey, Ash. How're you doing?
- Isn't it crazy?
My babes have had a birthday.
I can't believe it's my boob and ass-aversary.
I'm excited about this consultation.
Like Dr. Miami is the [bleep].
And who else would I go to for my vagina?
[laughs]
- Sky!
- SKY: Dr. Miami!
- I hear you!
I'm coming! I'm coming!
- SKY: Come in!
- Damn, girl, I missed you.
- Dr. Miami! I missed you so much!
- [laughing]
What was--take it all off.
Let me see my creation.
- Okay, alright.
- DR. MIAMI: Right. Let me see.
Wow.
[laughs]
Okay.
Now--
- My vagina.
Having these children very young altered my body.
So it's time to get these puppy jowls out of here.
I just want a vagina that's just aesthetically nice for my body.
You know, it's just like deflated.
- Okay.
- So, um, I would love a little plump thing going.
Me? I would probably do a mix.
Some Amber Rose.
Saw that online. - [laughs]
- It was beautiful.
Sprinkle on some Cassie.
I saw clitoris.
I saw the labia.
I'm with it.
And just keep me going, Doc.
- You ready? - I'm ready.
- You ready? - I'm ready, Dr. Miami!
- Show me!
Okay. - Sorry!
- Alright, don't be sorry.
Alright, I want you grab the parts that bother you.
First of all, let me tell you what Dr. Miami
is seeing right now.
Right here.
- DR. MIAMI: Got it, got it, got it.
- Sadness.
Um, desperation of love.
Um, hurt.
- DR. MIAMI: So that's labia majora.
That's labia minora.
- When Simba's dad died.
That's my vagina right now.
- DR. MIAMI: Okay.
Alright, so this operation essentially
just removes the extra skin.
Everything else stays the same.
- Okay.
- The sensations the same, okay?
Now here's the bad part.
No action down there for four weeks.
- Really?
I mean, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Dr. Miami's saying I can't have any type of sex after surgery.
For some reason, I just wanna have sex more.
[laughs]
What the [bleep]?
Like right now, I'm ready to [bleep] the world.
I'm so excited, Dr. Miami.
You don't understand.
This surgery is important to me, because I would be
more open to date and to be able to give myself
to another person like in the daylight.
I know.
All day I love you, Dr. Miami.
You the [bleep].
Thank you. - Big hug.
- Big love all day. - I got you.
- ♪
- CEASER: I've been wanting some new ink for a while now.
So I booked a tattoo with this fine Miami-based tattoo artist
named Tatu Baby at her shop Till the End.
- TATU BABY: Welcome to Miami.
- ♪
- CEASER: I've been a fan of Tatu Baby's work
for a minute now.
And her shop is dope as [bleep].
It's basically the Black Ink of Miami.
And she's basically the empress of South Beach.
- What's up? - Nothing much, man.
Came to come see you.
The famous Tatu Baby.
- Hey, well, welcome famous Ceaser.
Having you here in Miami is an honor.
- Come on, man.
- ♪ I'm just too fresh
- CEASER: Tatu Baby's specialty is photo realism.
And her black and gray [bleep]
out of this mother [bleep] world.
I'm not even gonna talk about home girl's color work.
Let's just say--mwah--magnifique!
- I don't know if you've seen my beautiful friend over here.
Come here, girl.
This is how we do it in Miami.
Just in case they don't know.
- STEPHANIE: You know.
- TATU BABY: This is how we do it in Miami.
- TED: What did you say your name was again?
- My name was Stephanie.
- TED: Stephanie? - Yeah.
- You're dangerous. - Yeah? [laughs]
- This what the [bleep] I'm talking about.
This is the Miami Ted knows.
Latin women, I love, y'all.
- Miami, huh?
- BOTH: Yeah.
- I love Miami.
[laughs]
- So what do you wanna get done?
- I wanna get a portrait of my moms.
- Aw.
Damn, that's pretty special.
You're gonna trust me to do your mom's portrait on you?
- Yeah, I think I'm gonna trust you.
Getting work from Tatu Baby is gonna be symbolic, because
Dutchess is the only female to ever did any work on me.
But I guess is, out with the old and in with the new.
- Uh, come to my room, and we'll get started.
So this is where the magic happens.
- CEASER: Plus, I don't mind watching her work.
She's muy caliente.
- ♪
- TATU BABY: So how do you like Miami?
- I kinda like Miami.
I'm not gonna lie.
I like the weather.
It's just that...every time I come down to Miami,
it's always been work.
- So this is your first vacation?
- My first single vacation.
- Oh, [bleep].
Have you been to a club out here in Miami?
- Nope. - TATU BABY: No?
Oh, I'll show you around.
- Mm.
- I'll show you the Tatu Baby Miami side.
- Oh, I get the whole tour? - Yeah.
- Damn!
Yo, your boy still got it, yo.
- So what's up? Show me the picture.
And she's beautiful.
- CEASER: Thank you. - TATU BABY: Wow.
Let's do this.
- ♪
- My mother is the most important woman in my life.
Not because she gave me life.
But because she's never turnt her back on me.
And no matter what, she's always been there for me.
I thought Dutch was that type of woman
until she got up and left my ass.
- ♪ Look into my heart
♪ And tell me that I'm not sure love can be find ♪
♪ Look into my soul
♪ And realize that I
♪ Might never let the pain go
- This breakup's been difficult for a lot of reasons.
But one thing that gets me is I don't understand
how [bleep] Dutchess believed
a word of a mother [bleep] stranger over mine.
If you can believe somebody like that, did you ever, ever
had any type faith in me?
- ♪ Just know I've come way too far now ♪
♪ To ever look back
♪
- CEASER: Everything happens for a reason.
But I know there's a woman out there
that will love me for me.
Be there through thick and thin.
Through rich or poor.
I just gotta keep my head up and my eyes open.
And I'll find her.
- ♪ Come way too far now
♪ To ever look back
♪♪
- Alright, I think we're all done.
- ♪
- Nah, this [bleep] is dope, yo.
The pain is definitely worth it.
Don't get tired of me,
'cause you're gonna be seeing a lot of me.
- I'm not gonna get tired of you.
You crazy. [laughs]
- ♪
- Finally he's getting over that dreadlock bitch
with them chap-assed lips, man.
- CEASER: I think I'm gonna like this single life.
- No, don't tell me this!
- What--what's wrong?
What's wrong? - Don't!
Don't touch me, please! Just--[crying]
- What's wrong?
- Just hold on, don't--I can't!
- ♪
- ♪ Watch this
♪ [unintelligible]
♪ Watch this
♪ Recess is over now ♪
- Just chilling in the shop, eating fruits.
- Mm-hmm.
- They say the more fruit that you eat, the better it like
[bleep] smells and stuff. - Vagina?
Like-- - Yeah.
- YOUNG BAE: No wonder my [bleep] is on point.
[laughs]
- [door buzzes] - WALT: Yo!
- Yo! - Hello!
- What's up, [unintelligible]?
- Just here, you know, enjoying the day
while all the other coworkers are in Miami.
- That was some bull [bleep], right?
They in Miami without us, right? - Right.
- Ah, man, yo, why the [bleep] they always leaving me behind?
You all don't like me or something like that?
What did I do to y'all?
Like I'm part of the rejects or [bleep] like that.
Why? Man, we don't need them, yo.
Trust me, yo.
I got this for you.
Look. - What is it?
- RICHARD: Got you a sunhat.
- WALT: Here, here. Go wrap yourself in this, girl.
Yeah, go wrap yourself in that with the hat.
- Okay.
- WALT: And then, here, tuck this in the back.
- Oh. - WALT: Uh-huh.
- Yo, you know I can't be around those.
I'm on probation.
- ALL: [laughing]
- Alright, [bleep] Miami.
- [bleep] everybody.
Uh.
- Honestly, I don't know why everybody has their panties
in a bunch about not being able to go to Miami.
I'm glad I didn't go, because that means that I can sit here,
tattoo, and make some money.
Because Nikki's complaining about all of these bills
that are coming in.
- YOUNG BAE: So, Walt, what's new with you?
- My daughter, man, she's maturing
and becoming a lady unfortunately.
- Oh.
- WALT: And now she wants me to take her shopping
for more grownup girly clothes.
- Oh, really?
- I'm not appreciating all the excitement, okay?
- That's--why not?
- I mean, Ceaser had to do it with Cheyenne.
- Hey, hey, hey!
We're not talking about Ceaser here, okay?
- That's what happens when children get older.
It's a natural part of life. - Alright then. Cool.
Great. Great.
But you know what?
If I can avoid it, I'm gonna avoid it, okay?
I don't want her growing up, and you got pervs like me
talking about her boobs all day long
and [bleep] like that and all this stuff.
- YOUNG BAE: But it's gonna happen.
You gotta get ready for it.
- I was already dealing with the fact that my kids
are growing up, you know?
Facts of life without any nonsense.
You know what I am?
There's all kinds of different crazy ways--
- Ah!
- [laughs]
- So inappropriate.
- WALT: Ah!
Now I gotta deal with my daughter
wanting more mature teenage clothes.
And it's like, "Come on, man."
What are you doing Tuesday?
I need you to go shopping with me and my daughter.
- What?
You're gonna take me out to dinner after?
- You can't just do me a [bleep] favor?
Now it's like-- - YOUNG BAE: Yes, but--
- WALT: This is my daughter we're talking about!
- What if I get hungry?
- I got you. I got you. - YOUNG BAE: Alright, cool.
- What you wanna eat?
- Some Korean barbeque. - WALT: Of course.
What else would there be?
- Oooh, Korean barbeque.
Just thinking about it make me [bleep] like ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Sorry.
- Bae's a squirter.
- What the [bleep]?
- ♪
- TATU BABY: Trust me, you're gonna love this place.
- CEASER: Let's do it.
- ♪
- Oh, yeah, this is totally different.
When Tatu Baby invited me to come on her side of town,
I said, "Hell ya!"
I'll take a hot babe over Sky, Ted, and Donna
any day of the mother [bleep] week.
But I feel out of place.
Like where the hell are we?
Colombia or something?
- So you feel comfortable or--I don't know.
You look a little uneasy.
I'm not gonna kidnap you or anything.
- It's a real different experience.
I gotta--I gotta admit.
- Well, you're good. You're in good hands.
- --some champagne.
- Oh, thank you.
- You're welcome.
- He's from Harlem, so you know,
we gotta show him a good time.
- She's showed me a good time so far.
- Is this your first date?
- [laughs] - Oh [bleep].
I'm on a [bleep] date with a bad bitch?
- Have fun. - Thank you.
Oh God, am I smiling too much?
- So have you ever done salsa before?
- ♪
- Listen, I don't be going dancing like that.
- [laughs]
You're kidding me?
You can't come to Miami and not dance some salsa.
- You sure about this?
- I'm a good teacher.
- You might not be my friend after this.
- I'll take my chances.
- [laughing] Oh, alright.
Let me drink a little more.
'Cause I'm gonna need it.
- [laughs]
- God, dancing?
- ♪
- Who the [bleep] you think, I'm Chris Brown or something?
I can't dance.
I don't even got a decent two-step.
- Stand up.
- ♪
- Uh, dang.
- TATU BABY: It's all by step.
- Uh-huh.
- And it's all in your feet and in moving your body.
So you gonna put like one foot back.
And one foot forward.
Give me your hand.
One foot forward.
- Look, I'm dancing.
Who the [bleep] am I right now?
Yo, I can't believe she's getting me to do this [bleep].
- Yah, you got it!
You give a little shake.
Shake a little bit.
- BOTH: [laughing]
- ♪
- TATU BABY: You're doing good.
- I am?
- One step back.
- ♪
- CEASER: I'm having fun right now.
I can't lie.
Tatu Baby's attractive and sweet.
And for some funny reason, I can't keep a smile
off of my face right now.
- ♪ I know you're scared
♪ I'm frightened too
♪
♪ Just take my hand
♪ It'll all be over soon
- CEASER: It's not too often people get me out of my zone.
But look at me.
I'm dancing with a beautiful woman.
And I gotta say, it's kinda refreshing.
- ♪ Come real close and hide your face ♪
♪
♪ Just close your heads, drift off with me to space ♪
♪
- CEASER: Miami's been good to me.
I wasn't expecting nothing like this.
It's like a whole new world.
- ♪
- CEASER: You just gotta open yourself up to it.
- ♪
♪ Because we have found we can breathe here ♪
♪ In outer space ♪
- YOUNG BAE: I like this for you.
- I'm not allowed to wear that. - YOUNG BAE: Really?
- WALT: Not on my watch.
- DJ'S not allowed to wear a bra?
You don't want her to grow up
with one boob here, one boob here.
- I don't know how long I can take the dysfunction,
because I don't live like this.
I don't even know what I'm doing here.
I'm left with feeling like, "Why did I marry Richard?"
- ♪
- Hi, Walt.
- Hey, what's up, Young?
This is my daughter DJ.
D, this is Young.
- Hi.
- WALT: Since my daughter's mom moved to Illinois,
I kinda need help
when it comes to like shopping for her.
So I asked Bae, 'cause, you know, she dresses
a little more conservative than some of the other ladies
that we have at the shop.
[coughs] Donna, Sky.
- YOUNG BAE: Oh.
Oh my God, this is so cute.
- ♪
- YOUNG BAE: Baby, come here.
- What do you want to talk to my daughter about?
- YOUNG BAE: Let's find you something to wear underneath.
I like this for you.
- I'm not allowed to wear that. - Really?
What? DJ's not allowed to wear a bra?
Walt, you better think again.
You don't want her to grow up
with one boob here, one boob here.
She could definitely have this.
This is the back, this is the front.
- WALT: No, no. Not on my watch.
This girl's only 11.
She doesn't need no [bleep] bra.
Quite trying to make her grow faster than she already is.
- Your father crazy.
Walter, your daughter is growing boobies.
That's a fact.
- Well, why does she have to though?
- Oh my God, you wanna grow up, right?
- I wanna go to a high school and a college.
- You can get--you can still get the same knowledge
and all that stuff, but stay six.
- ♪
- You serious?
Damn, Walter's really fighting this.
Such a protective papa here.
That's nice.
I never had that before.
Remember, my baseline for father...
is very low.
Look, I found it.
- Beautiful.
Yeah, this would be good.
See? Right, Bae.
That's what [bleep] I'm talking about.
It says "beautiful," not "jail bait."
- What?
She looks so cute!
- WALT: This the one right here?
- YOUNG BAE: Walt, look!
Wham!
- WALT: Yeah, it's good.
- YOUNG BAE: Yes!
- ♪ If I want it, gotta get it ♪
♪ If I want it, gotta get it
♪ If I want it, gotta get it ♪
- Baby, baby, chill.
I got a bunch of people lined up, and I'm gonna grind
as long as I gotta grind to make sure I make this money.
- NIKKI: Okay. - Alright, love you.
I feel bad, because my financial troubles
should not have to fall on Nikki.
I can't let Kathie get in between our relationship.
So I'm gonna work my ass off to make sure
I can take care of my responsibilities.
Alright, you ready?
- MAN: Ready.
- ♪
♪ Okay, look, I can't run from it ♪
♪ I've got numb from it
♪ I try to hide, so I drive
♪ And diguise some of it
- RICHARD: Nikki is the reason why I am the man I am today.
And I wanna prove to her that she made the right decision
by marrying me.
So I can't let her down.
- ♪
♪ Good for you
♪
♪ Good for you ♪
- You know Kathie, Richard's first baby mama, Aquilies' mom?
- AYANA: Yeah.
- She took us to court for full custody.
But it turns out all she wanted was more money.
- Oh wow.
- And now like more money out the door.
- Exactly!
Can I not just a take moment and like get my own stuff together?
- I know you're stressed out inside.
Like I can see it in your eyes.
- My energy is so focused on making Richard better
and helping Richard and being a good wife and being
a good supportive person that I'm left with nothing for me.
And I don't even know who I am anymore.
I don't.
- It sound like you're losing yourself.
- ♪
- I feel so incredibly frustrated.
And on top of trying to adjust to a new city
that I don't understand,
I have this extra element of negativity
with Kathie and the whole Aquilies situation.
And I'm trying to be supportive,
but I feel like I don't have enough energy.
- I know this [bleep] is hard to deal with.
Like somebody else drama and it's not your own.
And you can't control anything.
Like this [bleep] is really bothering you.
- It is bothering me.
When I was moving to New York,
I didn't really think about any of the challenges.
I just went off the fact that I love Richard, and he loved me.
- ♪
- I had a dope-ass life in San Francisco.
It's hard.
- ♪
- I'm left with feeling like, "Why did I move here?
Why did I marry Richard?"
Like enough is enough.
Like I don't even know what I'm doing here.
- Like what do you wanna do?
- ♪
- I don't know.
- ♪
- WOMAN: Cease was in a car accident.
- Is he okay?
- [phone hangs up]
- [crying] What the [bleep]?
- ♪
♪ Shawty wanna go
♪ Let her go, let her go
♪ Ah what, ah what, aw what
♪ If shawty wanna go
♪ Let her go, let her go
♪
- SKY: I'm ready to go inside.
Honestly, we have to get lit.
- Turn up tonight.
- This is my last final hooray
before I get this new designer vagina.
And I'm ready to pussy-pop this thing on a handstand.
- TED: Oh, look who it is.
- ♪
- SKY: Who the [bleep] is this pretty bitch with Ceaser?
All I know is she has some big-ass titties
and a fat ass.
Hello!
- I'm Tatu Baby.
- SKY: How you doing, Tatu Baby?
- CEASER: Donna.
- TATU BABY: Hey, babe, what's up?
- Nice to meet you. You look so cute.
- Likewise. - Thank you.
Well look at Cease.
He finally perked up and traded that used-ass Honda
in for a nice-ass Lexus.
[laughing]
I am so happy I'm in Miami to see this.
- ♪
♪ How low do you go
♪ How low do you go, go
- ♪
♪ Side to side
♪ Move it left to right
- DONNA: Tatu Baby is hot.
I'd definitely smash.
But I won't.
Because I'm rooting for Ceaser and Tatu Baby love connection.
What better payback for all the times Dutchess
was an evil-ass bitch to me.
- ♪ [unintelligible rapping
- Yo, finally Cease is [bleep] smiling.
I couldn't wait for this happen.
Finally he's getting over that dreadlock bitch
with them chapped-ass lips, man.
I have never seen you smile like this.
The last time I seen you smile like this is
when we used to get ice cream from an ice cream truck.
- I'm having fun.
- Yeah...exactly.
Do you see the potential?
Do you see what's out there?
- I see what's out there, Ted.
- That's all I wanted you to see.
- CEASER: I gotta admit.
Ted was right.
I like spending time with Tatu Baby.
She genuinely makes me smile.
Who knows what could happen between me and her.
I think I'm gonna like this single life.
Let's get out of here.
- SKY: Bye, Cease.
Bye, Tatu Baby!
- CEASER: I can't wait to get you home.
- ♪
- What's going on, Boss Lady?
This is his first one. - This your first one?
- Yeah, my first one.
- DUTCHESS: Well, I appreciate you all coming.
You don't gonna go nowhere else.
- MAN: I'm coming back again.
- DUTCHESS: Alright.
It feels really good for me to be in my shop.
Especially now that I don't have to be so stressed out
about splitting my time, rushing back to New York.
Now I'm actually starting to really feel free.
Hi, guys.
- [indistinct chatter]
- CRYSTAL: Wait a minute.
Wait a minute, y'all.
Who was [bleep]?
- He's a producer from a few years ago. Why?
- He just called me.
He said Cease was in a car accident.
- ♪
- Where's my phone?
- [indistinct chatter]
- Yes! What the [bleep]?
[crying]
Yes.
No, don't tell me this!
No! You're lying to me!
- Let me call Miss Desiree.
- I can't.
- What--what's wrong?
What's wrong? - Don't!
Don't touch me please! Just-- - What's wrong?
- Just hold on!
Don't--[crying]
- I'm gonna call-- - Get, get!
Just go, go--[sobbing]
Please--please, y'all--
- CRYSTAL: Calm down.
- Just go outside the door, Mama.
Go, please, just give me some time to--
- CRYSTAL: Miss Desiree, have you heard from Cease today?
- DESIREE: Why?
- One of the producers just called me
and said he was in a bad car accident.
They said it was pretty bad.
- DESIREE: [unintelligible]
- You need to call somebody in New York
and find out and then call me back.
- DESIREE: Yeah. - Hello?
- Yes, what happened?
- Is he okay?
- [phone hangs up]
- What the [bleep]?
- ♪
- Hello?
- Yes, what happened?
- Is he okay?
- [phone hangs up]
- What the [bleep]?
- ♪
- [sobbing]
Oh, [bleep].
I'm sick.
I don't know what to do right now.
- Uh, Ceaser' fine.
We're rolling with him right now in scene, okay?
- DUTCHESS: You talked to him? - RASHEED: Ceaser's fine.
He's on camera right now, okay?
So-- - So who was that?
- CRYSTAL: What did your producer say?
- RASHEED: That wasn't a producer who called you.
Like I don't know who it was, but I think somebody's trying
to play a prank on you right now.
- DUTCHESS: Are you [bleep] kidding me?
A prank?
A [bleep] prank?
I can't do this right now.
You all gotta go.
I gotta call Cease.
- [phone ringing]
- CEASER: Hello? - Hello.
- Are you okay?
- Somebody just called and told me that you died
in a car accident.
- No.
- Everything.
- ♪
- I'm glad that he's okay.
I would never want anything bad to happen to Cease.
I would never want anything to happen to him.
And hearing that put me in an emotional state
that I don't think I was ready to face or deal with.
It make me question if I left too quick,
because I do love him.
I love him with all my heart.
Can't deal with this [bleep].
- CEASER: Bye.
- [phone beeps]
- He [bleep] my sister and got her pregnant,
and she killed that baby.
- Without me seeing a picture, without me seeing some proof,
it means nothing!
- I got three screenshots of a conversation about the baby.
- SKY: We really in the woods!
Ah-oooh!
- Black people don't go [bleep] camping, Ceaser.
- This look like a perfect place for bears.
- This the first time I've ever been apart
from my wife since we met.
- How much you know her?
- She had a husband two years ago
and was seven months pregnant.
- Hi, guys.
- CEASER: What drove Tiffany away was the fact
that her and Sky never got past their issues.
- People feel jealous and some type of way about me being here.
I get it. - I--I'm jealous of you?
- Yes, you are jealous of me.
- [laughing]
No way!
No, I gotta take this off, 'cause my brain is--
gotta clear up.
[bleep] - CEASER: Yo!
- [indistinct yelling]
- ♪