>> SKY: I'm in Tent City. Yo.
>> MAN #1: S my d .
>> MAN #2: Hoochie!
>> Go eat a [bleep]!
What is wrong with you?
I'm tested every day while I'm
in here.
>> You know, I don't expect for
moms to be stank.
>> My mom's never really
approved of me dating women.
>> I have to meet your mom
being like, I'm gay and--
>> So is your daughter.
>> But Dee Dee hasn't even told
her parents that she's gay.
>> I want this change.
I'm ready.
>> He's saying that Achilles
is not his son.
>> Kathy, just like leave it.
>> I'm gonna definitely do
a paternity test 'cause like
I can't have that.
>> Don't we got a photo shoot
comin' up?
>> That's dead.
Puma's not gonna do the shoot.
Puma really pisses Joe off,
so Joe decided that he's gonna
go to Puma's house.
>> Is Puma in?
>> QUANI: No, he's not here.
>> Tell him Big Joe and Caese
came by.
>> Puma doesn't deal with you,
so you comin' to my home is
a big problem.
>> Oh, she's--
Yo, Quani's right here, I swear
to God.
>> All you f do is
s d .
>> Wait, what you say?
>> You're a f d !
You're a f ass !
Since you wanna be
disrespectful, I'm gonna be
disrespectful in my way.
>> We know your MO!
>> We at your crib tonight,
bitch!
>> *
*
>> *
>> Dutch, what you're drawing?
>> A Mayan warrior princess.
>> Who the [bleep] is getting
that?
>> Sky's friend Brie.
>> Where the [bleep] she
gettin' this?
>> Like in the middle of her
chest.
>> Ouch! Like up here then?
>> No, like underneath.
>> Don't she got nice tits?
>> She do look like she got
some nice boobs for that.
She got the nice perks
that'll complement it, so...
>> Are boobs that serious?
>> Yes.
>> Boobs is.
Nothing like a nice pair of
boobs.
Cute areolae.
>> Y'all aren't for [bleep]
real.
>> TED & WALT: [laughing]
>> Today, I have a client that's
getting a Mayan warrior princess
in the middle of her under-boob.
It's gonna have a quote
attached to it that says:
"A strong woman in her essence
is a gift to all."
It's like a reminder of,
you know, the things that she's
gone through.
>> Hi!
>> Hey, what's up?
>> I'm here for you.
>> How are you doin'?
>> Good. How are you?
>> I'm just sitting here
sketching your tattoo out.
So I'm thinking maybe we should
do some dope words that can go
with the symbolism of what
the tattoo means for you.
Something like "A strong woman
"in her essence is a gift
to all."
>> Oh, my God, I love it.
>> All right, sweetheart, so are
you ready to get this thing
started?
>> I think I'm ready. [laughing]
>> Let's do it.
>> She said, I think I'm ready.
>> It's gonna be a'right.
>> WALT: Oh, you know what
she said.
Oh, no, I think I'm ready.
>> All right, my dear...
what's the biggest reason why
you want to get this tattoo?
>> Just as female, women,
in general, we go through so
much in life, period.
>> It's part of being a woman.
>> That's right.
>> We have it the hardest.
Nothing is gonna be perfect.
Like it'll be a constant
reminder every time you see it
of making it through [bleep].
That's something that most women
can't even say.
>> * It's like
* The feeling of the moment
* Up for some time
* But I'ma do fine
* When I'ma do rhymes
* Pick up some fruition
* But not in due time
* Oh
>> DUTCHESS: So many women wish
that they had the strength to
just believe in themselves.
Like when I was my most happy
with myself, I had the most
nappiest hair, I never wore
makeup.
I don't really give a [bleep]
how people look at me and make
this judgment or that judgment.
You gotta look at yourself in
the mirror every day.
You have to find what makes you
happy and let that be the end
all, be all, and who gives
a [bleep] what you think because
you ain't gotta deal with them
people forever.
We are finished.
I know you're relieved to hear
those words.
So, what you think?
>> I absolutely love it.
I really love it a lot.
This is perfect.
This is everything I wanted.
[laughing]
>> I'm glad you like it.
>> BRIE: I love it, yeah.
>> *
>> QUANI: Hi, everybody.
>> Hi, honey, playa.
>> Hola. How are you?
>> A long time, right?
>> It has been quite some time.
Thank you for having us.
>> Always a pleasure.
>> Good to see you again, sir.
So, me and Sassy are about to
do the cover shoot for Urban Ink
magazine for Ink 124.
Hola, Quani.
This is funny.
This is my first time actually
working with Quani.
>> I know. How do you feel?
>> I don't know.
And I'm mixing business
with pleasure.
I have Quani working with me
today.
I feel like with this
opportunity, I have to make sure
I treat Quani like I would treat
any other stylist in any other
situation.
Get me a coffee.
>> Why are you tellin' me?
>> She's not here for you--she's
here to help assist clothing.
>> You don't even drink coffee.
Drink rocks.
>> *
>> It's so amazing what
a haircut does.
>> I look at you, Puma.
You look like Denzel in
the flesh.
>> SASSY: Look, you're givin'
a Denzel eye, you give...
Look, look...
[laughing]
>> How's it going?
>> It's good.
Sassy's hair is sizzling
over here.
>> [laughing]
>> So how are you doin' from
the other day?
>> I'm fine. I'm livin'.
>> What the hell happened?
>> My life ain't changed.
>> How the hell you go from
being asked to do a photo shoot
to you about to fight them in
the middle the [bleep] street?
>> Caeser came to my house
the other day.
I take that as a threat.
If you don't [bleep] with my man
you're comin' to my house to say
what, to say, I know where you
live at, and then you're gonna
bring this big-ass bully over
to my house to talk my man into
a photo shoot that he doesn't
wanna do, that's a [bleep]
problem.
>> I mean, the last time Puma
and Caeser saw each other, they
got into it physically, and now
this person decides to show up
at your doorstep with another
big-ass dude.
Yeah, I would feel some type of
way, too.
>> And then you got that
rat-face bitch Dutchess all
ratchet.
"I'm right here!
I'm right here!"
Yeah, I see your chap-lipped
ass over there--I see you.
If you come close enough,
there's gonna be a [bleep]
problem.
Every bashin' that you get from
people, you deserve, because
you're an animal, bitch.
You're like a [bleep] monkey.
[squawking]
"I'm here! I'm here! I'm here."
[squawking]
What the [bleep] is wrong
with you?
I'm over being that nice person.
If I'm gonna be the bitch now,
then I'm gonna show you the real
bitch.
Just know that your beef with
Quani is still in the air.
If I don't like you, you're
gonna know it and I'm never
gonna get over it.
Caeser's whole life is based
around my man.
That's a problem.
He needs to stop [bleep] like
I told him before.
Stop being a [bleep].
>> She's mad turned up
right now.
I've never seen Quani so turned.
>> She's upset.
>> She's very upset.
>> And I'm like...
I'm over it, myself and I'm
trying to, like I said, keep
composure.
I come from the Bronx.
You don't come to somebody's
house and ring their bell,
especially if you don't like
that person.
It goes beyond business.
Now you're dealing with
somebody's family and then they
wonder why people do stupid
things.
Now a line has been overly
crossed.
Well, I'm gonna go get ready
for this damn shoot.
>> * Ah Ah Ah Ah
* Ah Ah Ah Ah
>> Who really needs Black Ink
magazine when you've got
Urban Ink magazine knockin'
at your door?
I kinda want to be in the same
category as an Ochocinco
and a Waka Flocka.
>> * Who did an experiment
* My [bleep] just confident
* Please don't take it
* As arrogant
* We blowin' up
>> Rather than just, uh, I don't
even know who's on the cover
of Black Ink magazine.
So, rather than even dwelling on
the past, which is Black Ink,
I'm just gonna kill them off
with success.
Well, this was fun.
>> This was [bleep] awesome.
>> Quani playin' with your
boobies and [bleep].
>> SASSY: [laughing]
>> *
>> CAESER: This place look
awfully nice.
Ah, after you.
Everybody know how romantic
Caeser is, you know what I mean?
And like what can be better
than an all-you-can-eat lobster
dinner at City Island.
Excuse me, you got five pound
lobsters?
>> MAN: Yes, sir.
>> DUTCHESS: How the hell are
we gonna eat five pounds of
lobster?
>> It's not for one sitting.
You can reheat it.
You can make lobster sandwich,
lobster salad.
>> This is not Forrest Gump.
>> So, this whole situation
with Puma, I'm winnin'.
What do I [bleep] want him for?
It feel like I'm goin' backwards
instead of goin' forwards.
I'm way beyond this bull [bleep]
with Puma and Quani.
Like I don't understand why
the [bleep] we're still beefin'.
>> What about Quani?
* Pauly
>> * Pauly
>> BOTH: * Pauly
>> * Pauly
>> [bleep] he turn Italian.
A Black Italian [bleep].
I don't know.
>> Why did they start some
[bleep] with us when we got so
much [bleep] goin' on?
We don't got time to be dealin'
with their bull [bleep].
I was perfectly fine with Quani.
I was trying to, you know,
build a friendship, but if
[bleep] don't follow that
[bleep] peace treaty, [bleep],
I will beat the [bleep] out this
bitch and Puma will be pickin'
up the pieces all the way back
to mother [bleep] Lenox.
>> How's the engagement party
comin' along?
I was thinking about having like
something real small--
>> No.
>> --where you invite
the family in.
>> You know I want this [bleep]
to be big.
Everything that we do has
to be big.
>> If I was in charge of
organizing this engagement
party, this [bleep] would be
in Black Ink.
Gimme a Hennessy bottle and
give me my seat in Black Ink
and I'm good.
>> Let's focus, okay?
The theme of the party is going
to be "Harlem Nights/
Great Gatsby."
Everybody has to dress up.
If you at the door and you ain't
meetin' dress code, you're not
comin' in.
I don't give a [bleep] if it's
Obama.
>> She wanted all types of
balloons, bottles, mother
[bleep] dressed up in
the '20s era and I have to give
it to her.
That [bleep] sound like a lot of
money.
>> You can just drink yourself
into sleep that day.
>> I will.
>> I'll make sure my daddy
brings some moonshine, too,
'cause he might choke you
out, anyway.
>> What?
Why is your father gonna choke
me out?
I'm makin' an honest woman
of you.
>> Baby, in the South, you're
supposed to talk to the man that
birthed the lady.
That helps the bond that you
and him have.
>> What?
The last time I checked my
Google Map, we wasn't down
South, we was in New York.
I honestly did not know that you
were supposed to ask permission.
Like I just thought you asked
the girl's hand in marriage
and that was that.
What type of old-school rule
is that?
>> You are going to marry
a Southern girl whose father
lives by Southern values.
>> And this comes to my second
rebuttal.
>> Oh...
>> Me and him done shot guns
together.
[bleep].
It should be like okay--
>> So, baby, do you want him to
shoot one of them guns at you?
>> Dutchess' Pops is every
single guy's worst nightmare.
Not only he's an ex-marine,
the mother [bleep] 50-something
years old and cogs diesel like
he's a 25-year-old.
Honestly, I don't play with
this man.
But I've done more [bleep] with
Dutchess' Pops than I've done
with my own [bleep] dad.
Why the [bleep] do I have
to ask permission?
I'm basically in the [bleep]
family already.
I don't think he's really gonna
be that mad.
Like once you put a ring on the
finger, like [bleep] I should be
able to lay back like...
>> Oh, so you think you're
relieving him.
>> I mean...
>> Huh? Huh?
Caese takes everything
as a joke.
It's something that I don't
think is a joke.
If you want to marry me, the way
that a respectable man does
things, is ask her parents' hand
in marriage.
I don't think it's anything
wrong with that.
I'm afraid for you.
Only God gonna be able to
help you.
>> SASSY: Both of our moms
agreed to meet tonight for
dinner.
But the last time that I had
my mom and Dee Dee in the same
room together, it was a [bleep]
show.
>> I'm here to do a paternity
test.
>> Achilles is not my son.
Kathy doesn't believe that.
I hate that [bleep], son!
I don't want her here!
>> Do you think Caeser'll talk
to Rick and ask for your hand
in marriage?
>> If he ain't man enough to ask
me, how he gonna be man enough
to be a husband?
>> DUTCHESS: If my daddy is
not okay with it, I will not
marry him.
>> *
*
>> DEE DEE: Oh, boy.
I want something strong.
>> I want something strong, too.
>> SASSY: Both of our moms
initially agreed to meet
tonight for dinner, and this
time last year, I could have
never imagined that I would be
introducing a girl to my mom.
Talk to me.
What's on your mind?
>> She turned me down
for no reason.
Like I asked my mom would it
have made any difference if I
would have told you, yes, you're
gonna meet my significant other
and she is a she?
She had nothing to say.
>> SASSY: At the last minute,
Dee Dee's mom decided that she
wasn't gonna come and, honestly,
that just lets me know that
she's not at all prepared to
handle Dee Dee's new lifestyle.
>> There's my mom.
>> I hope your mom's not coming
with an attitude because
I really don't need that
right now.
>> Hi, mommy.
>> Hi, baby.
>> I'm so happy that my mom
showed up for dinner, but I've
gotta keep it real with myself.
The last time that I had my mom
and Dee Dee in the same room
together, it was a [bleep] show.
>> You seem like an opportunist
and I want you to stay the
[bleep] away from my daughter.
>> What do you mean stay
the [bleep] away from your
daughter?
That makes no sense.
>> SASSY: Oh, what's going on?
Stop.
I'm just hoping that my mom
can sit down and have
a civilized conversation with
my girlfriend.
Fingers crossed.
>> How are you, Dee Dee?
>> I'm good. How are you?
>> I'm good. I'm better.
>> Good to see you again.
>> It's good to see you.
Um, let me first start by saying
I apologize for our last
encounter.
As a mother, I'm a little
overprotective, so...
forgive me for that.
But I am willing, out of the
love that I have for my
daughter, to accept her and I'm
gonna support her, because at
the end of the day, it's about
her, it's not about me.
I just hope that you're on board
just as much as she is because
in her conversations that she's
had with me, is that she's
in it.
I just want you to be in it.
>> I'm not bailing out on her.
>> Well, let me ask you
a question, Dee Dee.
Where is your family?
>> I just kind of told them
today.
My mom was supposed to come
through and when she found out
who she was gonna meet, she
decided not to be supportive.
My mom, she doesn't wanna know
anything about this.
>> Okay, this is what I don't
understand.
I cannot not support my
daughter, do you understand what
I'm saying, and I'm sorry that
you don't...Oh!
Come on. Come on.
But you have to understand this
is not something that is easy
for a parent.
As the mother who didn't
understand either, I would love
to sit down and have
a conversation with her.
>> SASSY: It really does mean
the world to me that my mom
supports me.
I mean, not only are you
accepting my girlfriend, now
you're embracing her and telling
her, oh, I'm gonna help you get
through this situation with
your mom.
Mind blown.
>> And I'm telling you the God's
honest truth, if she's in it,
then I'm in it, and we're gonna
ride this ride together.
>> Thank you for your blessing,
Mama Sass.
>> Okay?
>> I think you need a word.
>> ALL: [laughing]
>> *
>> Oh, man, I'm [bleep] tired.
>> Yeah, I wonder where Caeser
is, especially after
the other day.
>> [bleep] had the whole [bleep]
block out here lookin' like
a block party.
[bleep].
>> BOTH: [laughing]
>> I was like, what the hell?
>> Quani's dumb funny for
tellin' him whatever she said
about [bleep].
That is dumb funny.
>> She lucky she ain't get
[bleep] back.
>> Oh, hey.
>> Hello.
>> Hi. Hi.
>> Hey, take your shades off.
You're inside. Get comfortable.
Have a seat.
>> Perfect. Thank you.
>> This is what you're gettin'
done, right?
This tattoo?
>> Yes, that's it right there.
Wow.
>> So Walt's friend Destiny is
here to get this big-ass dragon
tattoo'd from her shoulder all
all the way to her ankle.
That's crazy.
>> What gave you the idea that
you even want such a large
tattoo, like?
>> Well, you know the bigger
the better, so...
>> That's what she say,
you know?
>> DESTINY: [laughing]
>> Hey, man!
>> Brother, hey, hi.
Hello, hi.
>> CAESER: How you doing?
>> Nice to meet you.
>> Tell Caeser what kind of
tattoo you are trying to get.
It's pretty interesting.
>> The tattoo basically starts
right here--the dragon's head
and it's gonna go all the way
down to my feet.
>> Now, I don't got no problem
doing this tattoo, it's just
that this is gonna feel like
three childbirths at once.
There ain't too many people
that can take all this.
Because you've gotta look at
some of these areas that they're
touchin' like your inner thigh,
behind your leg and you're gonna
wanna smack my mouth.
See, some people look at art and
just think they want it on their
body and not think about what
they have to go through to get
this art on their body.
That [bleep] is excruciating
pain.
That's the type of pain that
make you wanna slap the mother
[bleep] that's doing your
tattoo.
So, let's do this.
If we can just turn this into
a back piece right now.
>> I think I'll...I'll go
with that.
>> I just want you to understand
it's a different type of pain.
>> Good luck.
>> Thank you.
>> CAESER: Black Ink, back in
the day, was like a single man's
paradise.
>> I was just wondering,
you know, are you single or...?
>> Actually, I'm engaged.
>> Oh, wow, wow.
>> See, when a client used to
take their clothes off before,
I had no problems with flirting.
Now it's like you flirt with me,
but it's not reciprocated.
My interest now is to put down
the best piece of work I
possibly can to push
the Black Ink name out there.
>> Would you say that, you know,
you found your soulmate?
>> I don't need no soulmate,
no lover, no no--
I need a partner 'cause when all
that lust is done, when
everything is said, you need
that person that rides and dies
with you.
>> * Yeah
>> I regret cheatin',
but the most I regret is hurtin'
Dutchess like that.
But you live and you learn.
>> * You can ride in my hood
* When I recon
* I swear you on
* You like a shootin' star
* Something like Phil Spector
* I feel better
* Whenever I'm near ya
* Whenever you're around
* My heart just pounds
* Let's go for real
* Scope out this deal
>> CAESER: Having Dutchess in
my life, she's a woman not only
that holds me down and supports
me, but is not scared to go out
there and get it on her own.
>> * You can ride in my hood
* My shawty, my chick
* Always stay fly
* My hoodie
* Make sure she stays dry
* Shawty take right
* I ain't gotta say much
>> I got something that I
believe I will never find out
there, even if I try for another
hundred years.
I thank God I found her.
A'right, Destiny...
I'm gonna wrap you up, but at
least look at it.
>> DESTINY: Woo. Wow.
Oh, wow. Wow.
I love it.
>> *
>> Hey, mama and daddy.
I'm glad that my parents
are here.
They're going to be attending
the engagement party.
I've been so far away from home,
it's just really good to
see people that I know love me
no matter what.
>> Let me see your ring.
Pretty.
You need to gain some weight so
it'll fit you tighter.
>> That's nice.
>> My father was a marine.
Marines are taught to not wear
their emotions on their sleeve.
I never know how my daddy feels
about something until he
expresses it to me and it's
clear as day that my daddy
definitely feel some type
of way.
>> MOM: Are Caeser's parents
coming to the event?
>> Yeah.
>> Do they know about
the engagement?
>> Mm-hm.
>> MOM: Well, now that we're
here, do you think Caeser'll
talk to Rick and ask for your
hand in marriage since the cat
is already out of the bag?
>> He ain't got no choice.
Caese know the importance of
my family values.
That's why he's gotta make sure
he's on the same page.
I'm a daddy's girl.
I love my daddy to death and I
respect him so much.
I appreciate him being this
protective because it lets me
know I am still his little girl,
no matter how big I get,
no matter how old I get.
All he wants is me to be happy.
>> MOM: What do you think
about it?
>> If he ain't man enough to ask
me, how he gonna be man enough
to be a husband?
>> I love Caeser, but if my
daddy is not okay with it,
I will not marry him.
>> Tonight, we got Dutchess
and Caeser's engagement party
going on.
Caeser, now that her Pops
is here, you gonna officially
ask his permission?
>> Ask permission.
>> CAESER: Right now,
I'm thinking about my escape
route.
>> You deadbeat!
Get the [bleep] outta here!
>> I'm a deadbeat?
You're a horrible mom.
>> In trying to hurt me,
you're hurting Achilles.
>> *
>> WALT: [laughing]
Tonight, we've got Dutchess
and Caeser's engagement party
goin' on.
The theme is 1920s, you know,
"Great Gatsby/Harlem Nights"
type.
It's definitely gonna be
a beautiful night.
>> *
>> [laughing]
>> Yes!
[laughing]
>> Talk to me, man.
What's up?
>> I knew you were gonna have
them Js on still.
Now you see that smoke?
Am I trippin'?
Is that smoke comin' from
the steps right now?
What the [bleep] is goin' on
here?
What is this smoke?
I'm like, who the [bleep] do
they think they are--some
rock stars?
>> GUESTS: [hooting]
>> And they finally arrive!
>> GUESTS: [cheering]
>> They finally arrive.
They finally arrive.
>> DUTCHESS: I'm very excited to
see everybody.
My parents are here, Caese's
parents is here.
It's really good to see people
that I know love me.
It's gonna be a beautiful night.
[excited squealing]
>> Now you got this suit on,
you get the rest of that money
together to spend on Dutchess.
>> What?
>> I like the way this man talk.
>> What do you think she need?
Don't she need that red diamond,
that 12-carat?
>> Maybe 15.
>> Woo-hoo!
>> Caeser!
>> To go with that Ferrari.
>> To go with--Hold. Hold. Hold.
That Bugatti.
>> Cease, I'm on your side.
>> Right.
>> You can't sleep in a diamond.
>> Can't sleep in a diamond.
>> You can't sleep in a diamond.
>> Caeser? Caeser? Caeser?
>> What?
>> Now that her Pops is here,
you gonna officially ask for
his permission?
>> Hold on. Hold on.
>> Her Pops is here and you
didn't ask permission?
>> *
>> Hold on, boy.
>> Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
>> You need to do it right.
Permission.
>> What's that?
>> Ask permission.
>> Caeser, you look a little
nervous there, man.
You need to wipe the sweat off
your forehead and all that
stuff.
Yeah, take a drink or two,
relax yourself.
I mean, if not now, when?
Like everyone's here.
This might be the best time
to get the "yes."
>> This ain't my--
>> You gotta do it right,
Caeser.
It's only right.
>> Don't be puttin' me on
[bleep] at my party.
>> Permission.
>> WALT: Boss man. Boss man.
>> I should slap the [bleep] out
of dumb and dumber right now.
Why would they do this?
I haven't seen Dutchess' Pops
since me and her broke up
and got back together.
So, I know there's a little
mistake by me not askin' him.
It's a real touchy subject.
So I figure we'll talk about
it later.
Let's just have a celebration
now.
Why are y'all gangin' up on me?
>> GUESTS: [laughing,
chattering]
>> CAESER: Right now,
I'm thinking about Plan B,
my escape route.
>> Hey, yo, the boss up?
>> All right, come on, come on,
then.
>> All right, you have fun
over there.
>> *
>> Oh, that's nice.
Yes. Yeah.
>> Come here, [bleep].
Come here, Walt.
We gotta talk about something.
Do you all realize that we're at
Caeser's engagement party?
>> Ain't this just [bleep]
unreal now.
>> You talkin' about me
in front of me?
>> Did you pick a date
already, man?
>> No, I didn't pick no date.
>> Dutchess and Caese have been
through a lot, but them seem
like they're in a better space,
and if they're happy, I'd be
an [bleep] not to be happy
for them.
But [bleep] it doesn't change
my mind about marriage.
>> [tapping on glass]
Attention! Attention! Attention!
>> Permission!
[laughing]
>> I just wanna say thank all of
y'all for coming.
>> You're welcome!
>> Especially you [bleep].
You almost was in jail, but you
here my [bleep].
We happy.
>> GUESTS: [cheering]
>> And a shout out to my own
girl Sky.
We miss her.
Salut! To us.
Our family. Black Ink.
We might not all be blood,
but we're together forever.
>> DUTCHESS: I never dreamed
that I would be ever getting
married.
I want me and Caese to continue
growing.
This is a person that I want
to go through all my growing
pains with.
Hopefully, one day, we'll be
old and gray and enjoyin'
the good life.
>> Now let's start this party.
>> GUESTS: [cheering]
>> [unintelligible lyrics]
>> Since I [bleep] up, I figure
this fishing trip will give me
some way to try to make it up.
>> If you don't do my daughter
right, there's a place for
another body out there.
>> I don't feel safe now.
This mother [bleep] gonna toss
me overboard.
>> I'm doin' a [bleep] paternity
test, you deadbeat!
>> Go! Get out!
>> I'm the one that took care
of your daughter!
I'm the one that took care
of her!
>> *
>> [knock at door]
>> WOMAN: Who is it?
>> Walt.
You and your "who is it?"
>> Shut up.
>> Who is it?
>> What's up?
So I'm going to see,
you know, my baby Bryce
and his mom Zenovia.
You know, I'm not gonna lie,
like lately things have been
real chaotic in my world.
But recently, you know, I got
back I got back in contact with
my brother, even his mom, and
that's really like opened up
my eyes.
It got me remembering what's
more important and like really
just getting focused on just
building a family that I always
wanted--that I never really
had, you know?
>> So how have you been?
What's goin' on?
>> I come to see my baby.
He look like he about to fall
right to sleep.
>> Yeah, he's tired.
I know your schedule's all over
the place.
I know, you know, I'm on your
back and nasty about it
sometimes because I am very
adamant that Bryce knows who his
father is.
>> I'm still learning about the
whole balancing and juggling
time.
>> Mm-hm.
>> That's really what I'm just
trying to work on.
>> I know you wanna stay on my
good side and I told you this.
You've always been able to say
the right thing.
But your actions and your words
have issues.
They do not coincide.
Do you honestly want Bryce to go
searching for his father the way
you had to go searching for
your [bleep]?
>> You don't understand, man.
Like that right there.
My brother used to tell me he
had mad anger in his heart for
my pops and stuff because my
pops with his broken promises
and [bleep] like that and I
could see like certain patterns
at certain times where like
I don't really like stick with
my word and like--
>> Yeah, you don't wanna be like
father like--
>> I don't want none of my kids
to have that resentment,
that anger my brother and--
Zenovia and I, like it wasn't
always the best, you know what
I mean?
The breakup, it was like war.
And I wasn't always around at
first--mostly because I was
a little selfish.
But now my priority is being
this father to my son and that's
really what's all important
to me.
>> Your actions and your words,
they've just gotta match.
>> *
>> Man, this is a nice boat.
>> Oh, man, let's hope this
don't turn into Gilligan's
Island.
Since I [bleep] up, 'cause I
ain't asked Dutchess' pop's
permission for her hand in
marriage, I arranged a little
fishin' trip.
I figure this fishing trip
will give me some way to try to
make it up and let him know my
intention wasn't trying to
[bleep] him over.
I just didn't know protocol.
>> So who's a first time out?
Who's a first time fisherman?
>> CAESER: Why?
What's happening?
>> Oh, sometimes you get
a little...a little sick,
a little ill.
You might throw up.
>> Oh, you guys got me
scared now.
>> [laughing]
>> *
>> All right, Caeser, go ahead.
Hold her down at the bottom.
>> CAESER: How will I know if
something's on it?
>> 'Cause it'll feel like he
tryin' to take it out your hand.
[laughing]
>> I'm feelin' it.
I'm feelin' the rookie rod.
What the hell is that?
>> That's Hart Island where they
dump all the dead bodies.
If you don't do my daughter
right, there's a place for
another body out there.
>> *
>> I don't feel safe now.
Maybe it wasn't a good idea
at all.
If this talk doesn't go well,
this mother [bleep] gonna toss
me overboard.
>> Well, Cease, in the South,
you know, a man's supposed to
come up and ask the father
for his daughter's hand in
marriage.
I didn't get that from you.
I didn't think that was cool.
>> CAESER: I really [bleep]
up on that one.
I'm gonna be truthful with you.
I don't really know that whole
etiquette.
Like I was hoping you'd just
let it slide.
>> Caeser, I know you and
my daughter have had some rough
times here lately.
I just wanna make sure my
daughter's gonna be happy
because I don't want my baby
callin' me cryin' like that
no more.
>> I'm trying to change for
the best, honestly.
She's really my heart and I feel
like I wouldn't have done it
for no one else but her.
But I wanna ask you now,
formally, can I marry your
daughter?
>> You've been through a lot
with my daughter.
I already know that.
But if you can promise me that
you'll never hurt her again,
you can have my approval.
>> I can promise that.
That's not a problem.
Did we have a Dawson Creek
moment?
I think we did.
I'm happy we got the past behind
us because honestly we've got
a whole future we [bleep] to
look forward to for me to be
making up for, so, hey, why not
be happy right now?
But the next trip that I [bleep]
up majorly will definitely be
in McDonalds or somewhere very
public.
>> That's what's up.
Now get us some fish.
>> I think I'ma just take you
out to a restaurant
or something.
>> DAD: [laughing]
>> CAESER: This [bleep] ain't
working.
>> *
>> How much trouble at Blue
Gorilla did you get in for
all of your crazy antics when
we were working there?
>> I didn't get in any trouble
in Blue Gorilla.
I was never in trouble in
Blue Gorilla.
>> You were fired there like
six times when we were working
there.
>> I never got fired at Blue
Gorilla.
What are you talking about?
I left.
The only reason why I left Blue
Gorilla was because you got
pregnant.
Coley, my daughter's mother,
she's still in town.
She's been a great support
system.
She's been here for my art show
and she's been here for my trial
and she really understands what
I'm going through.
>> [door alarm buzzing]
>> Hello.
>> Hey, baby.
>> Hi, Caeser.
>> Hey.
Why don't you have a seat?
>> Don't be scared.
>> CAESER: Kathy pops up on the
scene out of nowhere.
I'm thinking, O [bleep],
you're gonna definitely have
baby mama drama.
>> How are you?
>> Good. How are you?
>> Good. What are you doing?
>> I'm here to do a paternity
test.
>> Yeah?
>> Yeah.
>> How does this work?
I don't even--
>> It's pretty easy.
>> [bleep], if you already did
a paternity test, how come
nobody saw the results?
Where are the results?
>> They're at my house.
All of clothes, all of my stuff
is in storage.
I took a home DNA test that
proves that Achilles is not my
son and Kathy doesn't wanna
believe that fact.
>> What, you guys are serious
right now?
>> Yeah.
>> KATHY: Yeah.
>> I feel like my head just
exploded.
>> Women [bleep] don't
understand this is a tattoo
shop and not a [bleep] talk
show.
Like all of a sudden we're doin'
DNA tests in Black Ink.
What type of [bleep] is
this now?
>> You're just trying to hurt
me, but it trying to hurt me,
you're hurting Achilles.
>> No, you're hurting yourself.
>> KATHY: Where are you going?
[bleep].
Sure he's scared.
Your lies are about to be
exposed.
>> Shut up!
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
Go! Get out!
You can leave!
>> I'm doin' a [bleep] paternity
test [bleep]!
>> Get the [bleep] outta here!
Go!
>> Get the [bleep] outta here!
You deadbeat, get the [bleep]
outta here!
>> I'm a deadbeat?
You're a horrible mom.
How about that?
What about the bitch that you
brought into my house when
I was in [bleep] jail?!
And you were doing drugs and you
do that in front of the [bleep]
kids and then you leave them
alone!
You leave them alone, really?!
I believed my son when he told
me that!
I used to leave my job to check
up on Lulu because this drunk-
ass will not take care of his
daughter.
I'm the one that took care
of your daughter.
I'm the one that took care
of her!
>> Regardless of how the test
results come out, that's still
your [bleep] son, homie.
>> I'm about to [bleep] get
a drink.
>> CAESER: A couple of days out
of rehab and losin' his temper
with Kathy.
This is gonna make him relapse.
>> I'm outta here.
>> *
>> KATHY: I let everything
happen!
>> I did this to you!
>> Shut up--
>> Kathy, Kathy, this is not
good for you.
Kathy, stop.
>> O'S T: Get the [bleep] outta
here, y'all.
Nobody cares about your side
of the story.
>> Shut the [bleep] up!
>> O'S T: Meditate on that!
>> KATHY: [bleep] you!
>> O [bleep] being like an
[bleep] and, um, I'm happy I'm
not entangled in the madness of
this [bleep] any more.
>> CAESER: No, no, don't do it.
>> KATHY: [sobbing]
>> CAESER: No, [bleep],
go in the back and just leave
it alone.
Just go in the back.
Just calm your ass down.
A couple of days out of rehab
and losin' his temper with
Kathy.
That [bleep] gonna make him
relapse and that's what I'm
worried about.
The last thing I want O [bleep]
to do is go back his old ways.
>> I hate that [bleep], son!
I don't want her here!
Get her out!
Chill out.
How dare Kathy come in here
and ask for a paternity test.
What does it matter the results
of the paternity test when
I know I'm a good father to
my son?
>> Is this really about Achilles
being your son or not?
>> Yes, it really is,
'cause he's not.
>> But you know Lulu's your
daughter.
>> I know Lulu's my daughter.
>> And you've never taken
a paternity test with me.
>> I didn't need to.
>> That's true.
>> Don't do it to spite Kathy
'cause that's not who you should
worry about.
Achilles is who you should
worry about.
>> I mean, but when it really
comes down to it, I would
[bleep] wanna know.
>> O'S T: Fine, I'll take
the test.
She can say whatever she
wants to say.
I know what's goin' on in my
family and my son knows what's
goin' on.
She likes to blow things out of
proportion trying to make
herself seem like a victim
and that's cool.
>> It goes inside here.
>> Okay, thank you.
>> This is just...
the rest is just the top and
that's--
>> KATHY: [sobbing]
>> I understand there's a lot of
history between y'all two and
a lot of [bleep] between y'all
two, but you cannot work
like this.
Instead of just keep feelin' it,
just let it go.
Regardless of how the test
results come out, that's still
your [bleep] son.
>> I know.
>> You gotta understand this is
affecting your daughter, too,
who grew up with him.
She named her cat after his
favorite character.
A test doesn't determine if
somebody's your son or not.
It's the time and the structure
you make with that child.
With him, they have a father
and son connection.
>> I wanna go to an AA meeting
now because I'm about to
[bleep] get a drink.
>> So maybe you should.
>> I'm outta here.
>> O [bleep], your life is
[bleep] up.
I thought mine was.
>> We knew this day was gonna
come, son.
>> Citizen 814.
>> Yeah, stay away from this
[bleep].
You cannot sit there and cry.
You just have to deal with it.
>> *
>> SKY: It's my last day!
We knew this day was gonna
come, son.
You just never know where you're
gonna make friends and sometimes
you run across some real-ass
bitches, and the bitches I
consider friends are some real
bitches.
How many days we got?
>> Seventy-eight.
>> SKY: Seventy-eight?
>> Yes.
>> What's your first plans for
when y'all get out?
>> WOMAN: See my daughter.
>> SKY: And what about you.
>> WOMAN #2: Sleeping in a bed.
>> [laughing]
>> WOMAN #2: A big comfy bed.
>> WOMAN #1: I wanna cuddle.
>> I'm gonna miss you guys,
but I'm happy to go home.
>> I'm gonna miss you, too,
but I'm happy you're going home.
>> I need to...we need to do
this [bleep] like an AA meeting.
You start, my name is Sky,
and...
>> [laughing]
>> I am currently a Maricopa
County inmate.
But I am never coming back
to [bleep] jail.
What is yours, Natalie?
What's your oath?
>> I am Natalie and I am never
coming back.
>> Hello, Natalie, and that's
good.
>> ALL: [laughing]
>> Yeah, stay away from this
[bleep].
This [bleep] is crazy.
>> Citizen 814.
Roll up now.
>> SKY: The young ladies in the
tents all have different
backgrounds, but all of us have
one thing in common--we are
just trying to make it through
another day in this mother
[bleep].
This [bleep] is not easy.
You cannot cry.
You just have to deal with it.
>> * We're gonna make it
* Make it
* We're gonna make it
* Make it
>> SKY: And I'm so thankful
for the young ladies that I've
crossed their paths.
When we're in jail, every day,
we miss our families.
>> * We're gonna make it
* Make it
* We're gonna make it
* Make it
>> It's just really hard
and all we have is each other.
[sniffling]
>> Yeah!
>> ALL: [shouts of excitement]
>> Guess who's bizzak?
The boo.
My God, this is beautiful.
Thank you.
>> I definitely have feelings
for Sky.
But I'm scared for myself
because somebody's gonna get
hurt.
>> SKY: Somebody love me!
What is it, Kathy?
>> The DNA test results.
In the case of Achilles Duncan
and Richard Duncan...
>> Oh, [bleep].
>> I felt threatened.
I'm in my home with my child
and his ex-friend and another
man rung my bell.
>> How are you gonna solve this
physical insecurity?
>> PUMA: I protect my family.
So, if I have to be a little bit
more aggressive, then so be it.
I have a plan.
>> WALT: I was asked to walk
in this major fashion show for
SABIT, you know what I mean?
But I didn't know Puma was gonna
walk.
I invited the gang over--
Caeser and Dutchess and
everybody, so...
>> What's up, [bleep]?
>> PUMA: Seeing Caeser and
Dutchess, I'm automatically
seein' bloodshot red right now.
>> Hold! Hold!
>> I declare war [bleep] on
everybody.
>> Hold! Hold!
>> Oh, my God.
>> In this major fashion show
for SABIT, you know what I mean?
But I didn't know Puma was
gonna walk.
I invited the gang over--
Caeser and Dutchess and
everybody, so...
>> What's up, [bleep]?
>> PUMA: Seeing Caeser and
Dutchess, I'm automatically
seein' bloodshot red right now.
>> Hold! Hold!
>> I declare war on [bleep]
everybody.
>> Hold! Hold!
>> Oh, my God.