>> I am super-duper ultra
excited.
Bobbe!
I get to pick my [bleep]
up from jail!
>> From this point on,
all I wanna do is be a good
dad to all of my children.
Well, Anya just came out of
a C-section and it's just me
and the baby girl.
>> [knocking on door]
Y'all, I gotta pee!
What y'all [bleep]!
No!
>> She is about to be known
as "Loose Booty."
>> I flew 4,000 miles just to
win back a woman.
Either she's gonna take me back
or I'll make a movie out there
[bleep] and get my money back.
>> Why do you look dead?
You're not working.
You're just going out and coming
in at 6 o'clock in the morning.
>> PUMA: I'm tired.
>> It's awful, like when it
comes to Puma, I don't need
to yell at you.
I don't need to argue with you
about your partying.
>> I'm glad you came.
>> Everything up to this point
was the easy part.
Watch your back.
>> [gasping]
>> *
*
>> *
>> Dutchess, will you marry me?
>> [sobbing]
>> Huh?
>> [sobbing]
>> You still ain't tell me yes
or no yet.
Will you marry me?
>> Yes.
>> Are you sure?
I love you.
>> * It's curious
* The way I love you is
* Usually I'm so guarded
* It puzzles me
* The way that we connect
* Actually
* You're unexpected
* Who knew I was alone
* Until you came along
* And brought out the real me
* I always feel safety
* With you baby
* It feels like winter
* Maybe it's December
* 'Cause I can't
* Shake this chill I feel
>> CEASER: I've never felt this
way about a woman.
I couldn't see myself
without her.
After all the sacrificing,
the fights, the struggles I had
with Dutchess, I gotta say I'm
truly in love.
It's me and Dutchess against
the world.
>> DUTCHESS: I've never lost
my love for Ceas during this
relationship in our off moments.
Like that's what real love is
to me.
>> * It's curious
* The way I let you in
>> She's my best friend.
I love her.
>> * It feels like winter
>> DUTCHESS: So what are we
gonna do with the key?
>> If this is forever...
we don't need to open the lock
again.
Come on, I wanna enjoy the rest
of Paris.
>> Do you think if we ever come
back to Paris, we'll remember
where the lock is?
>> Hell, no, it's gonna be
buried under that [bleep].
>> [laughing]
>> [bleep] Why you need a lock
when you got a rock on your
finger?
>> The ring feels weird.
It's supposed to go, I think,
on this hand.
>> How am I supposed to know?
That's the hand you gave me.
>> No, that's the hand you
took, baby.
Put it on the right hand.
Here, switch.
>> I re-engage you?
>> No, we're just gonna switch
the ring to the right finger--
the one closest to my heart.
>> Come on, baby, you're getting
too damn sentimental with
this [bleep].
This trip was well worth flying
half way across the [bleep]
world, but right now, I'm ready
to go back to Harlem.
>> *
>> I wonder how the Italians
feel about all these dollar
pizza [bleep] takin' over
the planet?
>> No, no, they hatin' it.
>> They probably do.
>> Yeah.
>> It's good, though.
>> It's good 'cause it's
a dollar.
>> Yeah.
>> It tastes like value.
>> How are you, man?
How's the baby?
>> Baby's doing amazing, man.
>> What's her name?
>> Cody Milan Duncan.
>> Where the hell did you get
Milan from?
>> Wherever her mother picked
it from.
>> Oh.
>> I mean, you know, I was just
there.
>> You still wanna get married?
>> Yeah, I still wanna get
married.
I mean like I'm not gonna
rush it.
I mean like we're engaged.
I plan on having at least
a five-year engagement.
>> You think you're gonna
survive five years being you?
>> Yeah. Yeah.
Love is a powerful thing, man.
You should know. You're married.
>> I know.
>> You're married.
Out of all people, if anybody
could understand what I'm going
through it's Puma.
He should get where I'm
coming from, at least just
a little bit.
Oh, I didn't even tell you
the other developing news that
like I officially came to the
conclusion that I am actually
gonna get a vasectomy.
>> Not good. No bueno
>> Yeah, I thought about it
and I'm gonna do it.
>> So, you're gonna chop your
balls off, baby.
>> No, receded.
They still will be balls.
There's just not gonna be any
more confetti at the end of
the parade.
>> [laughing]
>> The idea of having
a vasectomy came into my mind
after I had Lulu.
I was like, I have a boy
and I have a girl.
I never had any idea that I
would wind up having a third
child.
But I think three is enough.
That's it.
I wanna shoot blanks forever.
>> Don't go to no cheap-ass
doctor.
>> I ain't.
>> Okay.
Nothing sharp needs to be goin'
near your balls, your penis,
anything.
You can get condoms for mother
[bleep] free anywhere in
[bleep] damn America.
Wrap that [bleep] up.
So, how does she feel about you
choppin' off your balls?
>> She...
Anya's very upset that I made
this decision by myself.
Anya knows how passionate I am
about not having any more
children and it's something
I didn't really need to talk
to her about.
Like once I have my mind set on
something, I'm gonna do it.
Do you know how bad I am?
I've been having unprotected sex
with Donna.
>> Oh, no!
Who is this person that is
talking to me?
Everybody knows he had sex
with Donna.
But keep that [bleep] to your
[bleep] damn self.
I think having an employee
mixing and your [bleep] damn
fiancée in one circle, knowing
there's rumors in the circle
around, not really a good idea.
So, why are you getting married
then, man?
There's so many things that
makes that like...
I don't know, man.
>> There's no point in lying.
I don't know how to change
my ways and accept that I'm
actually engaged.
It's just not gonna work.
>> Before you put the ball and
chain on, and chop your balls
off, man, just make sure you're
making the right decision.
>> I am making the right
decision.
No, that's not the...
I'll be fine.
>> PUMA: [groaning]
>> * Move like a champ
* Move like a champ
* I'm the captain
* I'm the first all the time
* With a bat
* Swingin' homers
* All the time
* Bright as a lamp
* Loud as an amp
* I am a champ
>> You look cute today.
>> Thank you. I always do.
I mean, my honey does treat
me good.
>> Oh, yeah, I heard you're
wifed up again.
They released him into your
custody?
>> It's going good.
It's something new.
I can't wait for you guys
to meet him.
>> So I can't do this?
>> Unh-unh. Like what?
Get off of me.
>> She's like, no, we can't get
this close.
>> I just wanted to know where
my boundaries was and that.
>> Yeah, you know like that's
good, I feel like, and that's
enough.
>> [laughing]
>> I'll always care for Ted.
But I don't think that he'll
ever grow up and be the man
that I need in my life.
I'm looking for someone to
take care of me.
He's just not it.
Ted [bleep] gotta grow up.
He gotta get his [bleep]
together.
No, but let me tell you.
I love him.
>> You're changin' on me.
>> Everybody wants love
except you!
>> You're chirpin', y'all.
Sky's sayin' she's faithful
and she's in love, but I think
it's complete bull [bleep].
She's not changin' no time soon.
>> Hey, Donna! That's cute.
>> You're cute.
>> Thanks, boo.
>> You look like springtime.
>> SKY: Yeah, thanks.
Sit down.
>> Wait, so you faithful now?
>> I'm not gonna let another
[bleep] my [bleep].
>> ALL: [laughing]
>> [door alarm buzzing]
>> Hey, buongiorno, the [bleep].
>> Comment allez-vous. Oui. Oui.
Bla. Bla. Bla.
>> Hey, what's up?
>> DONNA: You look really
good, Dutchess.
>> Dutch, you look rested.
>> SKY: What y'all [bleep] do
in Paris?
>> I feel like my engagement
with Ceas is our business.
It's not everybody in
the shop's business.
These are the same exact people
that have hated on me, misled
him about me, talked about me,
so why would I share this
moment with them?
>> We heard a rumor.
>> DUTCHESS: I don't talk
about rumors.
Keep them to yourself.
>> Ceaser, they said you went
out to Paris to fight for
your love.
>> Man, [bleep] you.
>> I don't really give two
[bleep] about them bein' back.
I don't think Ceaser should
be with Dutchess and sooner or
later, it'll be Dutchess Ink
all over again.
>> Hey, how long was ya out
there for and [bleep] ya ain't
got no stories?
>> They learned.
This time they're keeping their
mouth shut and ain't sharin'
with none of ya!
I ain't [bleep] ya any more.
>> * Yeah I'm move the crowd
* Keep the units movin' out
* I speak my mind
* Improvin' though we too big
* Got that super set up
* I come down hard
* I'ma go hard
>> Did you miss me while
I was in Paris?
>> Of course, I missed you.
How about you?
Did you miss me, though,
at least a little bit?
>> I did.
It was so romantic, I feel like.
I seen people like making out
in corners.
I'm like where...I should have
brought Paul.
>> BOTH: [laughing]
>> Quani doesn't know what she
wants out of life.
She went to Paris to
find herself.
Now she says she still loves me
and she missed me while she
was gone.
This girl is confusin' the hell
outta me.
So, your original reasons for
kinda going to Paris was you
need a so-called "break" or
whatever the hell that's
supposed to mean.
>> I don't feel like I need a...
I don't feel like I need
a break anymore.
Now I just feel like, you know,
I just want your support in me
trying to do what I want to do.
Seeing Dutchess, you know,
have this [bleep] book that she
booked or whatever and seeing
a tattoo shop.
They were amazing, those women
in there.
It was just like a group of
girls that just like held each
other up and, you know, doing
their own thing.
I wanna do that.
>> Yeah.
But you actually have to show
action.
Words don't mean anything unless
you show the action, you know
what I mean?
>> I get you.
And I really feel like I could
have a career in fashion.
>> A what?
>> I really feel like I could
have a career in fashion,
so I want to actually put that
into motion.
>> Oy.
>> For like a few years now,
I've always been into fashion
and Paris motivated me to do
something better.
I'm not gonna be barefoot
and pregnant walking around
cleaning up.
No, that's not gonna work.
He doesn't get that, you know,
being a mom, being a wife,
has put its strains on me.
I'm not myself any more.
It hurts.
I need for you to take a few
steps backwards a little bit.
>> No.
>> Okay.
>> That sounds like the dumbest
thing I've ever heard
in my life.
I struggled as a kid and I
don't want my daughter to go
through that.
>> That's kinda whack, Paul.
If Paul doesn't help more with
Tamia, the marriage won't last
forever.
>> Today, I'm gonna get
a vasectomy consultation.
>> The first time I've seen
two guys come in together.
And this is your significant
other?
>> No. No. No.
I have a fiancée who's a female.
>> I just wanted to know where
we stand.
Me and Sky don't have no
category, so, she can keep Bobbe
and she can keep Ted.
>> Do I owe you something, Puma?
You know what?
Get the [bleep] out.
>> If he's so [bleep] tough,
take it like a man!
What that [bleep] pussy
doin'?
>> *
>> I just want your support
in me trying to do what I want
to do.
I need for you to take a few
steps backwards a little bit.
>> No.
>> Okay.
>> That sounds like the dumbest
thing I've ever heard in
my life.
When we take a moment and we
become stagnant and them bills.
>> You know this is not what
I'm talking about.
>> I struggled as a kid.
I know what that feels like
and I don't want my daughter
to go through that.
Money don't just grow on trees.
If I slow down, the struggle
will be real.
It's just I...
I just...I don't know, man.
>> That kinda sucks, Paul.
>> I already told you--
>> Like it's all about...
it's all about you.
>> Not all about me.
>> That's kinda whack, Paul.
Like you really can't make time.
>> It's called rent, it's called
electric, cable, friggin' food,
clothes.
I slow down, then that stuff
slows down and then that puts
you in the hole and I don't
like holes.
That's my thing.
>> When it comes to marriage,
Puma's definitely selfish.
If Puma can't help me out with
Tamia, our marriage won't last
forever.
>> * She face you like ma do
* I say I know she do
* All up and around her
* It's goin' down down
* In all I do
>> Hey, welcome!
>> What's up, brother?
>> What's goin' on, brother?
How are you?
>> Henry, yeah.
What's goin' on, brother?
>> WALI: Hen Dogg on the
Sugarhill Gang--he's an icon
in the Hip Hop World.
I think it's kinda dope that
he comes to Black Ink,
of all places, you know?
What you's gettin'?
>> Uh, a headphone tattoo.
>> I think I seen them with
the, um, Hip Hop word on 'em?
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> What's up, boss?
>> A'right.
I'm chillin', chillin'.
>> Come check it out.
I did two styles to see which
one you wanted.
>> They both look hot.
Which one you think?
[laughing]
>> I like that one.
>> I see.
[bleep], man, I knew you
could do it.
[laughing]
A'right, a'right.
>> A'right, come on, bro,
let's get this done.
>> I did the old paper.
>> CEASER: Hen Dogg is who
I consider old-school in
New York City.
I used to watch this kid in
my [bleep] pjs when I'm five
years old with my fake
microphone acting like I could
be a rapper.
Having him here is what the new
era of Black Ink is all about.
[sighing]
>> Yeah.
>> All right, playa.
>> No doubt. No doubt.
>> Have a seat real quick.
>> All right.
You know, I respect the fact
that...that you're staying
right here in this location,
you know what I mean?
>> I like staying where home
is home, you know what I mean?
>> No doubt. No doubt.
I respect that.
>> One thing I have been doing,
I'm not even gonna lie to you,
is tryin' to take it beyond
just like tattooin' it. [bleep]
>> Right.
>> Stand up real quick.
>> Please, my brother, just make
sure you trademark, man.
You know, do the right thing.
You know what I'm sayin'
because, I mean, we can't even
use our name no more.
>> Mm-hm.
>> Like "Rapper's Delight"
is the biggest rap-sellin'
single of all time, and you
know, none of the writers,
nobody get any publishing off
of it.
>> I ain't gonna lie.
One of my closest friends,
he opened up a tattoo shop
and [bleep].
>> Aw, man.
>> Yeah.
It's right in the hood, so...
it kinda hurt me, but...
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> I was blindsided when Puma
opened up Ink 124.
You're supposed to be my friend
and now you're copying my
blueprint, tryin' to get in on
my business?
I have to put that friendship
aside and go at you as
competition.
>> Right now, you know, you be
the bigger man and you keep
doin' what you're doin'.
You don't let nobody stop
you, bro.
>> Hen Dogg's dealt with a lot
of trust issues in his past.
Now, from an old cat to a young
cat, whose career is on the
rise, I understand everything
he's telling me right now.
I'll make sure that I don't
make the same mistakes that
he did.
>> I think you're onto
something.
>> No doubt.
>> All right, let's start up.
>> All right.
>> *
>> * I'm lost in the rain
>> CEASER: It's time to put
the past behind me.
It's time to move on.
I can't let the bitterness
and hurt of Puma's betrayal
affect me no more.
Right here, this is a whole new
chapter in my life.
I'm excited that my business is
doing good, my personal life is
doing great.
This might be the best time of
my whole entire life.
Hm, I think we're done.
>> No doubt.
>> So give it a look.
>> Oh [bleep]!
That's hot, man.
That's hot.
[laughing]
I may have to get me some
muscles now.
>> BOTH: [laughing]
>> * Yeah you know
* How that hood
* Gonna ground me
* The street is
* Pressing you in huh
* Better watch your back
* When you got 'em
* For real huh
* Ground me
>> [door alarm buzzing]
>> Watch out. Don't trip.
How's it going?
>> Good.
>> My name is Richard Duncan.
Nice to meet you.
>> Nice to meet you. Okay.
>> Today, I'm gonna get
a vasectomy consultation by
Dr. Harry Fisch and everybody
knows him as being one of the
most respected names in
the vasectomy game.
And I decided to bring my boy
Puma along with me.
He's gonna help me make
the right decision.
He's my consigliere.
>> Are you ready for this?
This is not gonna be good
for you at all.
>> Aw, it's gonna be great.
>> Richard?
>> How's it goin', Dr. Fisch?
>> How're you doing?
Come on.
>> [laughing]
>> DR. FISCH: I've been doing
this a long time.
It's the first time I've seen
two guys come in together.
So he's okay listening to all
the stuff here?
>> Yeah.
>> PUMA: Yeah.
>> I can't believe O [bleep]
is actually goin' through with
this [bleep].
This mother [bleep] actually
really gonna go chop at his
[bleep] damn balls and he
actually wants me to be there
for him, which is making this
a little bit [bleep] damn odd.
>> DR. FISCH: And this is your
significant other?
>> No. No. No.
I have a fiancée who's a female.
>> I am married, man!
>> And you're here for
a vasectomy, right?
>> Yes, vasectomy.
>> Now let me just explain
a little bit about, you know,
the anatomy.
Here's the penis and here are
the testicles.
With my fingers, I find
the vas deferens.
We clamp it right through
the skin.
>> Ow!
>> Yeah.
[laughing]
>> Then we use a little blade,
make a little puncture--
>> Oh, sweet baby [bleep].
>> And through that, we bring
out the vas deferens.
>> Wow, man, you're about to
do this.
>> And what's the recovery time?
>> You can go back to work,
literally, in a couple of days.
>> But can he go back to
work-work, though...
know what I mean, like the...
work!
>> [laughing]
>> Sex work.
>> How many kids have you got?
>> I have three children.
>> This is with your fiancée?
>> I have one child with
my fiancée.
>> And two children with two
other women?
>> Yes.
>> He has an awesome life.
>> [sighing]
Well, let me examine you.
Let's see what's...you know,
if you have the goods and
everything is where it should
be, and then we'll talk
some more.
>> This is where the boat stops
there, my friend.
I can tell you, on the exam,
you're perfectly healthy
and that your testicles are big.
>> [laughing]
>> The bigger the testicles,
the more sperm you produce.
Size matters.
>> That's why I've been havin'
all these kids.
Of course.
They call me Big Duncan, son.
I've got good swimmers
like Michael Phelps.
>> Here's the thing.
I've never had somebody come
in to get a vasectomy before
they get married.
>> I don't wanna accidentally
have another child with Anya.
>> Have you spoken to her
about this?
>> We touched base on it.
>> Like did she do the green
light today?
>> Well, I didn't speak with her
today about it.
I really need this vasectomy.
I have three baby mamas.
Each one of them comes with
their own set of problems.
I just don't need any more
children.
>> My friend has this brilliant
idea that he thinks he's gonna
like freeze some of his semen
right before he does this.
>> Yeah, I thought about it.
>> That is something that tells
me that you may not be ready
for this.
If we do this wrong, your life
is gonna be miserable.
>> It can't be worse than
it is now.
>> It's pretty bad right now.
>> I don't wanna be the judge.
I'll let you decide what you
want to do, but I'll give you
my advice.
Is that fair enough?
>> No, that's perfect.
>> I don't feel comfortable
doing a vasectomy, I've gotta be
honest with you.
I really wanna see how you
interact with your fiancée
and I want to see if
the communication is there.
You know, we're gonna come back
and discuss it again and we'll
see what we're gonna do.
>> All right, that sounds great
with me.
>> I may come to see you for
a little bit of relationship
therapy myself, man.
>> Absolutely. Absolutely.
>> I'm going through it myself.
>> Take care.
I'll talk to you soon.
>> Talk to you soon.
>> Yeah, that was real.
>> So how did it feel to have
another man look at your penis
just now?
>> Oh.
Pretty cool.
[laughing]
Touched 'em, too.
>> He touched 'em?
>> BOTH: [laughing]
>> So what are you trying
to say?
You're leavin' Ink 124 now?
What the [bleep]!
I'm not gonna lie, I'm pissed.
>> You look nice.
Bobbe too good for me?
No. No. No.
I will never let a man
break up with me first.
But if my relationship with
Bobbe fails, Ted will be right
here on the [bleep] couch.
He's not goin' anywhere.
>> *
>> I'm about to tattoo "Blessed"
on Sky's new boyfriend Bobbe.
It's nice to finally meet his
ass after hearin' so [bleep]
much from Sky.
>> Here, boo, let me move these
[bleep] out the way for you.
>> Oh, you're such a full-time
housewife.
>> Exactly.
Bobbe's in town for the
renovation party and I am
excited.
Bobbe is my [bleep] right now,
so Ted has lost his chance.
Like he [bleep] it up.
>> CEASER: So, y'all gonna get,
um, matching tattoos and [bleep]
like that?
>> Didn't you say like a butt
in your hairline?
>> What?
>> My name?
>> You're [bleep] crazy.
>> I mean, no?
>> He's not doin' that.
Oh, God!
Oh, that's what it look like?
>> [laughing]
>> I guess he does love you.
>> My baby likes me the way
I am.
>> Without no booty?
>> Just fine.
>> CEASER: Just fine?
>> Just fi-i-ine.
>> Stop. You love her!
Oh, my God!
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, God!
Oh...
[laughing]
Yeah, but, wait, wait,
she gonna be fartin' around
you and all that ugly [bleep].
>> No, he keeps me like girly.
Like when I'm around him, you
see how soft my voice is now?
>> She's been keepin' stuff
on point, man.
>> My God, this is such
a romantic moment.
>> SKY & BOBBE: [laughing]
>> Bobbe, why don't you go in
the back for a second, and I'll
be right there.
>> What do you think about
Bobbe?
>> Bobbe seems cool.
He's gonna dump you, though.
>> Oh, Ceaser,
this is [bleep] up.
This is really good [bleep]
that I'm telling you.
Like I really like him.
>> CEASER: Man, Bobbe don't know
what he got himself into.
Sky would never be done with
Teddy.
As long as Teddy has breath in
his [bleep] lungs, Sky will
always love her some Teddy.
I like Bobbe, too.
He's pretty cool.
But he's too good for you.
Bobbe gonna dump you.
>> Bobbe too good for me?
No. No. No.
I will never let a man break
up with me first.
But if my relationship with
Bobbe fails, Ted will be right
here on the [bleep] couch.
He's not goin' anywhere.
>> Come on, let's do this tat.
Sky and Bobbe are [bleep] crazy
for each other.
I don't believe lust can keep
a couple together.
I believe...
Damn, I sound like a sucker for
saying this, but I believe love
keepin' people together.
With Dutchess, I found a partner
and that's how it feels.
>> * Where do we go
* From here
* Struggle from the seasons
* That we left behind
>> CEASER: No matter how unsure
I am, I'm happy, and actually
I'm looking forward toward
my future.
>> * Nobody like me
* White night star bright
* When you swap lights
* And a white T
* On to the next one
* Hit the switch
* I can't wait, yo
* I can't wait
* I won't wait, yo
* I can't wait
* I won't wait
>> I've missed you, man.
>> Missed you, too.
Did you enjoy Paris?
>> Uhhhh...
>> Nah?
>> No.
It definitely wasn't what
I was expecting for it to be.
Dutchess and I actually talked
out there.
She's sittin' here tellin' me,
you know, I'm the realest
person--
>> What?
>> --of everybody and I've been
real from the beginning.
>> No, what the [bleep]!
>> [laughing] Yeah.
>> Dutchess and Ceaser are
a match made in [bleep]
holy hell.
They're two spiteful mother
[bleep] that deserve each other.
>> Um, speaking of that.
While I was actually out in
Paris, I kinda came up with
the idea of doing something
on my own.
I really feel like having like
my own space, my own...
sorta entity, you know, and I
really think all the things that
I've tried to bring to Black Ink
and tried to bring to Ink 124,
I can kinda do for myself, too.
I've gotta do what I have to do
and right now, that's just
focusin' on Sassy.
The only way that I can do that
is separating myself from the
guys and really standing on
my own two feet.
You understand what I'm saying?
>> So, what are you trying
to say?
You're leavin' Ink 124 now?
This is like mind blowing, wow.
I'm not happy that Sassy wants
to make these power moves.
I'm a little worried about
Ink 124.
She's my business partner.
But I got this.
I've just gotta ride with it,
roll with the punches,
as they say.
>> * I try to be straight
* But I always stray like
* Oh well r-o-c-s-l-o-l-o-k
* Ya can't do the stuff
* To make a fool outta me
* Oh well r-o-c-s-l-o-l-o-k
>> Oh, God... [yawning]
>> That is some bull
[bleep], yo.
>> CEASER: Today, I'm having
our renovation party.
I can't wait for the whole of
Harlem to see the new Black Ink.
It's a new era.
>> Well, we're gonna have
a party, regardless.
That's cool with me.
>> We're chillin', that's what
this is.
We're chillin'!
>> Hey, hey, hey, hey.
>> Oh [bleep], showin' her legs!
>> Yes, I had to change up
a little bit, you know?
How I look?
>> You look good.
>> Thank you.
Oh, stop peeking!
>> Oh, I see your butt
got here!
>> SKY: Shut up. Ow. Ow.
>> You can't do that.
Look at Ted. Look at Ted.
Look at Ted.
>> She's doin' absolutely what
I want her to do.
I'm gonna continue to do what
I want and as long as I can hit
it once, twice, maybe four times
more, I'm good.
>> You look nice.
>> [laughing]
How's your relationship?
>> It's going good, mm-hm.
>> I'm happy for you.
It's cool.
A lifestyle I like.
>> Okay.
>> I'm beyond confused.
Sky's all over the [bleep]
place.
You can see she's feedin' into
havin' sex with Ted tonight.
>> You're kinda cute, girl.
>> Don't play with me.
>> There's something about you
today, y'all.
>> And the party
is starting now!
>> Where the [bleep] is all
the [bleep] damn people?
I could have thrown a better
party in 15 minutes.
>> I knew this was gonna be
like this.
>> What? You're best
friends now?
I'm pissed the [bleep] off
right now.
I can't believe my own cousin
is even co-signing with this
little dirty [bleep].
>> *
>> Where's...where's the people
at our party?
>> We're the people right now.
We're gonna...we're gonna party
by ourselves, mother [bleep]!
>> Are you taking shots tonight
for the celebration of your
[bleep] renovation?
>> Nah, we gotta do this
party over.
It's [bleep] rainin'.
It's [bleep] up.
>> I don't think it's over.
If you believe, they will come.
>> There's a [bleep] tornado
outside.
>> It's a slight monsoon.
>> Right.
>> But, um, the [bleep] shop
is beautiful and whoever's
not here!
[bleep], I'm happy.
>> More Henny for us.
>> Tonight's party is to
celebrate the reopening of
Black Ink.
We got new [bleep] happenin',
so we're not gonna let the rain
get us down, pffft!
And the party is starting now.
>> * Bartender
* Pour another round
* I ain't playin' around
* It's goin' down, down
* Bartender
* Let me order a couple more
* I'm tryin' to get faded
* Before I go, go
>> Your ass should have been
in Paris. [bleep].
>> I have felonies, you guys.
I've [bleep] up in the past
and you know how that
[bleep] goes.
But, um, speaking of
[bleep] Paris...
I wanna know how did Paris go?
>> It went pretty great.
>> What happened, 'cause I
see... [bleep].
>> Okay, so look,
between us, yes.
Yes, but we're not sharing it
with everybody yet.
>> If you say yes, then let
me see the ring so I know
it's real.
>> I told Sky about
the engagement because her ass
is gonna keep pryin' and pryin'
any [bleep] way.
So, we might as well just get
[bleep] on the table with her
and she'll hopefully keep it
to herself.
>> I need a [bleep] blinder.
I need a blinder.
I need a [bleep] blinder!
That's that [bleep] love
[bleep].
>> That bitch is crazy.
>> Puma-a-a-a-a!
This is a gathering for
the renovation of the shop.
What do you think, man?
>> I'm wondering where the
[bleep] is all the [bleep]
damn people?
It looks like a whole lot of
support in the Black Ink
right now.
>> Hey, hey, man?
How's everything?
>> Great, I can literally say
hi to everybody in this party
right now.
For a re-grand opening party,
you would have thought there
would have been a [bleep] load
of mother [bleep] here.
I could have thrown a better
party in 15 minutes.
>> How it go?
>> Wow, you've got a whole lot
of mother [bleep] people
here, man.
The support levels is
really high.
>> We've been closed like for
a [bleep] month, man, and it's
rainin' today.
It's a typhoon.
>> I don't know, man.
Ceaser, that sounds like
a bad excuse.
My [bleep] was nothing.
When I had my grand opening
party, it was kinda lit, bro.
You should have told me.
I would have invited a couple
of my friends.
>> When Puma stepped in and
started talkin' wild [bleep]
with negative bull [bleep],
he sucked all the oxygen out
the room.
>> Hey, man, I like the brick
wall, though.
>> Thanks. We like it.
>> It looks very similar to
something I've seen before.
>> What's that?
>> Puma has one, too.
>> I got a brick wall.
>> You have a brick wall?
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Interesting.
>> I don't like the vibe
right now.
I understand we're not supposed
to be beefin', but it sound like
you wanna beef with me.
>> So where's the liquor at?
What the [bleep] is goin' on?
>> I knew this was gonna be
like this.
The last couple of weeks,
Ceaser's been acting like
a little bitch.
At first, I tried to act like it
was nothing, but if you're mad
a me, like at any point, you can
say, oh, Ted, let me holla at
you real quick.
Like you're comfortable with
not speaking and it's starting
to piss me off.
>> You mustn't have invited
nobody either.
>> Ah, I ain't got nobody.
>> What? You best friends now?
I'm pissed off right now.
I can't believe my own cousin
is even co-signing with this
little dirty mother [bleep].
Even though we goin' through
what we goin' through, it was
never supposed to get to this.
I know you're just doin' this
[bleep] to piss me off,
but this [bleep] is really
gettin' to me now.
>> I got money.
Hey, do you got change for
a hundred?
Interesting.
This is [bleep] depressing.
>> Bobbe is my [bleep] right
now, so Ted has lost his chance.
Like he [bleep] it up.
>> She can keep Bobbe and she
can keep Ted.
>> He has no friends.
[laughing]
>> You know what, Puma?
Before this turn,
get the [bleep] out!
>> Yo, come outside, you pussy!
>> I'ma [bleep] that [bleep]!
>> I know. Just calm down.
>> *
>> [bleep].
>> Y'all.
Y'all. Y'all. Y'all.
>> That was pretty nice.
>> How're you doin'?
>> SKY: Hey, everybody,
this is my boyfriend, Bobbe.
>> TED: I feel absolutely no
type of way about Sky's and
Bobbe's relationship, 'cause
in my eyes, it's not a real
relationship.
That's why I said it was cool.
>> Oh, let me pour more of
this stuff.
What's goin' on with you?
>> I just want to know where
we stand, know what I'm sayin'?
You know how they always say,
once they're taken, they want
you more.
>> Exactly.
>> Well, it's the truth.
I really don't know what
our "relationship" is.
Me and Sky don't have no
category, so she can keep Bobbe
and she can keep Ted.
>> SKY: I should have never came
back here with Ted.
I shouldn't do this to Bobbe.
I feel terrible, like what
the [bleep] is wrong with
you, Sky?
>> That's all I wanted.
>> You're not allowed to kiss me
like that on my lips for fun!
Stupid!
>> TED: [laughing]
>> SKY: Oh, God...
He don't [bleep] mind.
Hi, baby.
I can't bring myself to tell
Bobbe about the kiss with Ted.
What he don't know won't hurt
his ass.
Bet he don't tell me everything.
What the [bleep] he gotta know
everything for?
I stuck my hand in the cookie
jar, but I don't leave my ring.
>> No dancin'? No DJ?
No DJ, huh?
No?
>> No, man.
>> This looks like about a bunch
of bull [bleep].
>> We ain't trying to make money
off of people getting drunk
or wasted with tattoo artists.
>> It's 'cause I didn't charge
$5 to get in here.
>> Like he does.
>> Yeah.
>> And, you see, my business
is conducted very correctly,
as you've been there.
You see how my [bleep] is run.
My employees were good.
>> You wanna know why?
It's 'cause you're in your
business establishment.
You do what you do.
You do your runnin' around.
But you're there.
>> I'm a businessman, you know
what I mean?
>> Right.
>> Hello!
>> Love the hair.
>> Hi. How are you?
Very nice to meet you.
>> Hi, Miss Mena, so, we're
gonna be in different...we're
gonna be in the same state.
>> ERICA: Where's the drinks?
I need a cocktail.
>> PUMA: I just ordered
some Patron.
>> ERICA: I came specifically
for the drinks.
>> Yeah, this is a great grand
opening, by the way.
This is horrible.
There's no people in here.
It's like ten people in here.
>> Wait, wait, wait, who was
the person doing the invites?
>> He has no friends.
[laughing]
My friend Erica Mena
came through.
It kinda looked like it was two
different parties at one point.
Ted, he has no friends.
[laughing]
>> I try to be nice to
this mother [bleep] and honestly
I can't believe I ever called
a truce with him.
>> Just [bleep] bein' haters.
Oh, wait, no, there's food
over here, Miss.
>> He gonna come over here and
talk wide [bleep] about me?
I mean, [bleep] Puma!
>> PUMA: This is lemon pepper?
Oh, that [bleep] got money,
know what I mean, when you got
different flavors of chicken.
[laughing]
Hey, yo, come on, man.
>> Yo, I'm gonna keep it
a hundred with you, y'all.
I hear every word your mouth
[bleep] just say.
For you to sit here and talk
that when I invited you
to my--
>> PUMA: Wait, wait, wait, wait!
All right, let me ask you
a question.
>> Do I owe you something, Puma?
>> No, wait, hold on.
Why you comin' at me?
>> Because I hear you talkin'
[bleep].
>> Yeah, Ceaser's acting like
a little sensitive bitch.
>> Get the [bleep] outta here!
>> Time out.
>> You know what, Puma?
Before this turn,
get the [bleep] out!
>> [bleep]!
>> I am like America.
I am George Bush.
I will bomb your [bleep] all
the way to [bleep] up.
Do not play with me.
>> Go! Go!
>> Yeah, get him out!
Get him out!
>> Get your [bleep] hands
off me!
Get them [bleep] off me!
>> Right now, I'm all about war.
You stop playin' with me!
>> Yo, come outside, you pussy!
Take it like a man.
>> *
>> Do I owe you something, Puma?
Do I owe you something?
>> Why you comin' at me?
>> 'Cause I hear you talkin'
[bleep].
Get the [bleep] outta here!
>> Time out.
>> You know what, Puma, before
this turn, get the [bleep] out.
>> [bleep]!
>> ALL: [shouting various
comments]
>> Get the [bleep] outta here.
Get your [bleep] hands off me.
Get them [bleep] off me.
You stop playin'.
Come outside then.
Come outside.
>> Go! Go!
>> You need to come outside!
Come outside!
>> CEASER: I flipped.
It turned red.
He talk about me like that!
'Cause understand this--
I don't give a [bleep] if Ted
wanna be his best friend.
I don't give a [bleep] about
none of that [bleep].
Right now, I'm all about war.
What the [bleep] was I supposed
to [bleep] do with that [bleep]
there?
>> Let me [bleep] go, man.
[bleep].
>> No, hold on!
>> Puma, stop! Puma, stop!
Puma, stop!
>> Get the [bleep] off me, yo.
Be a man, you pussy!
Ted, I need you on my side.
>> He tough now?
Now he's tough!
Now his [bleep] is tough?
>> Come on, we out, we out,
we out, we out, we out, we out!
Shut up! Don't say that!
Don't say that out loud!
>> I wanted to run back into
Black Ink so I could just kick
him in his balls and then flip
all the lemon pepper chicken
that was in there.
He thought he was upset because
I threw one piece of chicken.
I wanted to throw all
the [bleep] pieces of chicken.
>> Puma!
>> Puma, stop! Puma, stop!
>> I don't give a [bleep] about
what Ceaser thinks or feels.
[bleep] his life.
He's a little bitch.
I don't really care.
Yo, come outside, you pussy!
>> Puma, stop.
>> Stop. Stop. Come on.
>> Baby, just calm down.
He's leavin'.
Just calm down.
>> [bleep] man!
I'm [bleep] out [bleep]!
>> DUTCHESS: I know.
Just calm down.
>> Go home to Tamia.
>> Yo, this is whack!
>> I know!
>> Puma's acting like an idiot.
I'm leaving.
I'm over this [bleep].
Puma is never ever ever ever
ever ever ever welcome at
Black Ink again.
>> Let that grown-ass man
go outside.
>> Get the [bleep] off of
me, y'all.
>> Come on.
>> That [bleep] and his [bleep]!
If he's so [bleep] tough, come
out here like a man!
>> Listen to me.
>> I'm [bleep]!
>> I know, P, I know!
>> Get the [bleep] off of me!
>> Here. Come here.
>> PUMA: [raging incoherently]
No!
>> We've got a beautiful model!
>> Quani's gonna be the stylist
for one of Sassy's photo shoots.
So why not let Tamia see her mom
working?
>> QUANI: What are you
doing here?
>> TAMIA: [fussing]
>> QUANI: This is why I can't
ever work.
Puma showing up with Tamia.
That's really [bleep] up.
>> Ink 124.
The owner is listed
as Joel Brick.
>> Puma is not even the owner
of Ink 124.
I don't like this situation
between you and Puma.
>> You can't tell me who to
hang out with, though.
>> Yeah, you're my [bleep]
cousin.
I can tell you what to do.
I used to think blood was
thicker than water.
>> Now you're gonna jump out
the car like a little bitch.
>> But now I'm starting to
rethink that [bleep].
>> [bleep] you!
>> Are you dirty today?
>> I have to do weekly drug
tests whenever I come to see my
bail bondsman.
>> It tested on positive.
On both drugs.
Cuff him up.
>> You can't tell me who to
hang out with, though.
>> Yeah, you're my [bleep]
cousin.
I can tell you what to do.
I used to think blood was
thicker than water.
>> Now you're gonna jump out
the car like a little bitch.
>> But now I'm starting to
rethink that [bleep].
>> [bleep] you!
>> Are you dirty today?
>> I have to do weekly drug
tests whenever I come to see my
bail bondsman.
>> It tested on positive.
On both drugs.
Cuff him up.