>> This is a good day.
I'm about to destroy this whole
[bleep] shop.
I'm gettin' ready to renovate
the shop.
So I'm gonna step this
[bleep] up.
>> This man is a liar.
He has a female roommate
and I didn't know.
>> I've been renting out a room
to Donna, the new apprentice.
Anya thinks that I'm sleeping
with her.
>> What y'all [yelling] [bleep].
Yo-o-o-o!
>> So I got a ill photo shoot
for "Inked" in Paris, and I'd
love for you to go with me.
>> [bleep] in Paris!
[bleep] we made it!
When the [bleep] is we goin'?
>> Not right now.
>> POLICE OFFICER: You gotta
stand up.
Do you have anything on you?
Are you serious, dude?
I need a patrol car.
We have a defendant in custody.
>> I just put myself right back
into a situation I didn't wanna
be in, and I'm not gonna be here
to see this child be born.
[crying]
>> *
*
>> Yesterday I was arrested
for possession of a controlled
substance.
I'm terrified.
I don't know how bad this arrest
is gonna affect my pending gun
charge, and worst of all I don't
know if I'm gonna be able to
see my new daughter be born.
It's like a breath of fresh air.
I mean one day community
service, a hundred and
twenty-dollar fine?
That's light. I'm lucky.
Yeah, like, God, thank you
so much.
>> *
>> Oh [bleep]!
>> What's up, T?
>> You aright?
>> Yo, man.
Ceaser, I wanna raise, yo!
>> Raise for what?
>> That gentleman's your
employee!
[bleep]. Where you was at?
>> I ain't giving you no more
money!
>> I wanna [bleep] raise, yo!
[laughs]
>> If I had to pay for every
time [bleep] had a court
appearance and y'all [bleep]
show up, I'd be broke.
What happened?
>> I got arrested...
for possession of a controlled
substance.
>> Girl, what's up!
This [bleep] is home, bitch!
>> Get yourself and go home
right now.
You can--I wouldn't--don't
even pass "Go," don't even
collect $200.
Go straight home.
Oh, and Donna, you might wanna
get a restrainin' order.
Y'all live together, right?
>> No, we don't! No!
>> I rent a room from him!
>> So you're not [bleep] Donna?
>> A-h-h! [bleep] Priceless!
Priceless, yo!
>> 'Cause that [bleep]
is gettin' me tight.
>> Y'all are really terrible.
>> We [bleep].
>> No, Donna, I'm not--
>> Terrible.
>> First and foremost, if you
notice his [bleep] reputation,
you know exactly why all [bleep]
the fingers in there are
pointing at you!
She is about to be known
as "Loose Booty."
She's a ho. I'm sorry.
>> So, I will see y'all later.
I gotta go.
>> I hope I don't have to get
my black dress ready!
'Cause that bitch gonna kill
yo ass.
>> *
>> I'm definitely nervous to
tell Anya exactly what happened.
I'd rather face the judge than
face Anya.
>> We have so much at stake.
Besides the baby, it's like you
have your career, you have
your--your job.
You have children.
I don't wanna keep--
>> No, you don't have to keep
doin' anything.
It's just something that
you're choosing to do.
I mean, that's cool.
It's [bleep] up when it
happened.
>> [bleep] to talk about it.
It's like brush it over.
The thing is, like,
it could've been worse.
>> It could've been.
>> Why not dwell on it?
It just happened and you're
looking at it as it's such
a small thing.
>> Anya has every right to be
upset at me.
I'm embarrassed of my behavior.
I mean, I'm a flawed person.
I've been trying to battle my
demons for the past few months,
but it's hard.
Every time I take a few steps
forward, I take a few
steps back.
>> It's something we should
talk about.
You don't even know how I found
out the news.
>> The only person that I--
I could tell anything to has
been Donna.
>> Not your fiancée?
>> She doesn't have your number?
>> So what!
>> So how was she supposed to
let you know?
>> You can specifically say to
someone, "Please let my fiancée
know."
>> You're mad because you
wasn't the first person.
You found out through somebody
else tellin' you.
>> I don't expect to be
the first person!
>> So that's how you was gonna
find out anyway.
>> Did I say "I wanna be the
first person?"
>> You did say that.
I called Donna because I was
nervous to tell Anya.
>> Please don't put words
in my mouth.
Why have me in your life this
frickin' deep if I can't get
respect?
Forget it. I'm done.
I don't even wanna talk
about nothing with you.
>> I'm exhausted.
I've been up for 36 hours.
Whenever I get overwhelmed,
that's all I can do is just
shut down.
What do you want from me?
What do you want?
'Cause there seems to be no
right way for me to do this
right now.
>> *
>> Hi, pretty.
>> Oh, hey, Dutchess.
How are you, love?
>> Oh!
>> You smell good.
[laughs]
>> Ah!
Me and Quani have been tryin' to
build this new friendship, and I
haven't seen her in a while
since she's been in Florida.
So this is the perfect time
for us to catch up,
but she invited Sassy to come
in a little bit.
I'm not really too keen on it
because me and Sassy have
not been on the same page.
But because Quani invited her,
I'm just gonna sit back, relax
and deal with the situation.
What's up?
>> Oh, you're happy today.
>> Girl, I'm startin' to be
happy every day.
Um, I have to get the hell away
from New York.
>> Where are you going?
>> To Paris.
>> Mm!
>> I have a photo shoot.
>> That's awesome.
You can go all the way to Paris
for a photo shoot.
>> Crazy [bleep].
>> That's when it's really
gettin' real.
>> It's crazy.
And then Sky's comin' too.
Ya know I gotta have some fun
in Paris, though.
>> You know what?
Since we--we have come into more
of a friendship, you're glowing.
>> [laughs]
>> You have a beautiful smile
on your face.
It's nice to know you that way.
>> Yeah. So what's up with you?
>> Uh. [sighs] Mm.
>> How's you and Puma?
>> It's really hard.
I can't sit back and just be
someone's wife.
Because before I got with him,
I was just me, like,
I was just Quani.
I feel like I've actually lost
myself.
>> For damn sure I lost myself
in loving Cease.
I feel a lot of empathy for
Quani in this moment
because I've lost myself
in loving someone before.
And it's not fun. It's not easy.
And it's not something that you
can easily get yourself out of.
>> I feel like I'm in
the background.
I'm at home and dealin' with
the baby.
And he's out just livin'
and it's kind of hard.
>> Well, you know what you
should do?
Give him a taste of that
medicine.
Make Puma be a full-time dad
for a little bit.
>> I wish.
>> Do that.
>> I wish.
>> And come away.
>> [laughs]
>> That would be dope.
>> How about--
>> I'll kidnap you and take you
to Paris.
>> Oh!
Are you ready to run me to
Paris right now?
>> I'm dead ass serious.
>> No, I--I mean, like,
you know, we're talking.
>> I'm dead ass serious.
I will take you to Paris.
That would be dope.
You need a break.
>> I love Dutchess right now.
[laughs] I would love to
go to Paris.
I've always wanted to go
to Paris.
It's--there's no question.
You get invited to Paris,
you go.
I'm not askin' any questions.
>> You already got a babysitter.
>> Yeah, I'm not asking any--
>> The babysitter's name's Puma.
[laughs]
I invited Quani because I feel
like she needs a break.
She's a new wife, a new mom,
and she's Puma's wife.
Hell, that's a helluva [bleep]
job to deal with.
So maybe, you know, a new space,
some new air, new country could
help her just, you know, reflect
and appreciate who she is.
>> Aw, look at this one.
>> Hi!
>> Hi, Sassy.
>> Hi.
>> Welcome back.
>> Hi, beautiful.
>> My relationship with Sassy
has been nonexistent at this
point.
And I've made attempts, and I
haven't received much feedback.
So frenemies.
I'm just sayin'.
>> How are you guys?
How are you?
I haven't seen you.
And I knew you've been--took
a little vacay from me.
>> Hmm, I'm okay.
>> You're not okay.
>> Just, you know, dealin' with
your boy.
>> Talk to me.
>> I--I believe I may have
a little filter when it comes
to dealin' with Sassy because
I don't know, you know,
what she's gonna go back
and tell him.
Basically, me feelin' like
I'm just like Puma's wife.
I'm not just me anymore.
I'm someone else's identity.
>> And I hate to see that Puma
and Quani are goin' through
anything, but I totally get it.
I don't wanna be known as
just Puma's wonder twin.
Quani doesn't wanna be known
as just Mrs. Robinson,
and I get that.
And she needs to figure out
a way to do it.
And I feel like that's kinda
the situation that I'm in now,
trying to figure out what can
Sassy do to be Sassy.
You need some Quani time.
Everybody--we all--everybody
needs that.
You need some Dutchess time.
You need some Quani time.
You need some Sass time.
>> See, you're bringing that
up and--
>> I already told her I'm about
to kidnap her.
>> --this one here just, like,
invited me to Paris.
>> Oh bitch, I wanna go
to Paris!
>> Give him a taste of her
medicine and make him keep
Tamia.
>> Hold up.
Can the bitch go to Paris?
Wait, can I go?
So what's up?
Can I go to Paris with y'all?
>> Because I'm trying to be
a better Dutchess, I'm not
really speaking my mind fully.
But has she lost her mind?
>> You got your passport
with y'all?
Hold up.
>> I would never invite myself
on a trip with somebody that
I don't wanna be around.
Hell, I guess she's in
my luggage now.
>> So you're the one
gettin' the--
>> The flower on the flower.
>> So my client today,
she's coming to get a tattoo
on her vagina.
>> I just wanna know what you
lookin' for.
>> I'm not doin' this with you.
Love is not an emotion that you
cut off like a light switch.
Bobby!
>> Do you know that I actually
took a [bleep] home DNA test
for my son?
Do you know that he's not
even my son?
>> *
>> * Hundred million dollars
* In the bank
* And I'm a spend it
* Hundred cars in my yard
* Ain't nothin' rented
* I'm swimmin', I'm swimmin'
* I'm swimmin' in this money
>> What time is [bleep] supposed
to come here, yo, you know?
>> I'll go check on the phone
and see.
>> Great. Great. Great.
>> You sick, yeah?
>> Yeah.
>> She's pregnant. [laughs]
>> I am not pregnant!
Shut the [bleep] up.
>> Plan B.
>> [bleep] you.
>> [laughs]
>> That's what I got.
>> Today I got Sir Rog
comin' in.
He's a sneaker ambassador for
the East Coast.
Honestly, this is an honor.
>> How are you, Master Rog?
>> Nice to see ya.
>> Pleasure, brother.
>> You been chillin'?
>> Damn, I like the little spot
out here.
>> Oh, go look.
>> I need one of these at one
of my stores.
>> Stores?
How many stores you got?
>> Two.
We do all the Fly Kicks that
y'all got on your feet.
>> I love Converse.
>> Yeah, we don't sell those.
>> [laughs]
>> That's right there!
It starts right there!
It sucks. I'm sorry, sweetie.
[laughs] I apologize.
>> How many you got in your
personal collection?
>> About 800 total; 300 new,
500 used.
>> Mm.
You got 800 sneakers?
What the [bleep] yo?
Let me hold somethin'.
>> Well, I mean, how many you
got in your collection?
>> I ain't even hit 200 yet.
>> [laughs]
>> Well, I'm gonna have to buy
a house for my [bleep] sneakers
the way Sir Rog is talkin'.
>> So what's you gettin'
done today?
>> We gonna get the Jordan 7
Bordeaux's.
>> That's a good sneaker.
That's your favorite sneaker?
>> That's the one that
I couldn't afford back in
the day.
In '92, I was 12 and I said to
my mother, I said, "Yo, I need
these."
I was beggin' her.
This is when I lived in
the projects.
She was like, "Yeah, how much
are they?"
I was like "125."
She was like "Our rent's 110.
Do the math."
You know what I'm sayin'?
And I got a pair of Etonics,
the $35 dollar Etonics.
And I went to school sad
as hell on the Monday.
>> [laughing]
>> So I figured now that we got
a little chatter, you know,
I own a couple stores; why not
show where it started from?
>> Right. That's what's up?
>> So that's what we buy
the Rock Out with.
>> All right, I'm gonna draw
your tattoo up.
Give me a second.
>> All right, cool. Please.
>> Me and Sir Rog share
a lot in common.
We both came from the street.
I was struggling for Jordan 10
years ago.
Like, honestly, 10 years ago
you ask me if I'd be here,
I said "I'll be dead
or in jail."
And now, I own my own business.
And to make it even better,
I own a business in the
neighborhood I grew up in.
>> Sir Rog, you can come on in.
>> Lay down.
This [bleep] is crazy.
A successful shop owner--
>> You're a business owner?
>> I'm cleanin' this whole
shop up.
Like, you ever just felt like,
all right, you're doin' good
for yourself, but you think
you could do way better?
>> I'm goin' through it now
in my Jersey City store.
Every time I walk in the store,
I'm like "Damn, I need to
"remodel this, I need to do
somethin' different."
>> And you don't even go in
there, right?
>> Yeah, when you walk in,
it doesn't look as fresh
as you are.
>> That's what I'll be feelin'.
The renovation is about a new
beginning, a fresh, new start
for me in this shop.
In the beginnin', [bleep] was
a horror story.
And I'll do whatever
not to go back there.
Ready?
>> Not really, but we gonna
rock, right? [laughs]
>> [drill buzzing]
>> Yeah.
>> * Ladies and gentleman
* You are now in tune
* To WAMF
* The pirate radio station
* You offer all them beats
* For my people to see
* What it takes to be
* A real emcee
* With his integrity
* And independently
* Catch radio spins
* And not pretend to be
* A killer, hustler
* Pimp or a prophet
>> Well, take a look at it.
It's done.
>> Oh, Cease, you killed
this, bro.
>> Yo?
>> Yeah, you killed it
once again.
>> * And clap your hands
* Go ahead and do that dance
* Pop, lock and drop
* He figure
* You can move that --
* You can go home
* Keep your pushin
* Man, you're slowin' up
>> What are you doing?
>> I'm tryin' to move these
paintings.
Ain't they breakin' down
this wall?
Can't keep this painting here.
>> Oh. That's right.
>> [laughs]
>> Maybe I should take
a painting off the wall,
too, right?
All right.
I did some work.
>> [laughs] You did your job.
You did your deed.
So Ceaser finally decided
that we'll revamp the place,
so Ted, Donna and I, you know
what I mean, we're the ones who
was assigned to clean up
the shop before everything gets
broken down, which is cool.
I mean, Ted's not really much
help, but, you know how that go.
>> That's such a cool team
together.
Look at this.
>> Shut it.
>> Y'all should work for
a movin' company.
>> Oh gosh! This is heavy.
No, this is too heavy.
Uh!
>> Right here.
>> Ooh.
You got it?
>> [bookshelf thuds]
>> Ooh.
>> Oh [bleep].
>> Oh no!
>> Donna, you're so strong.
>> Put it right here.
Right there.
>> This is hard work.
>> Donna, you takin' these
condoms home with you, right?
>> Damn, it's a whole box
of 'em! [bleep]
>> [laughing]
>> It's a whole box of them!
>> And they come with
instructional leaflets.
>> And they have instruct--
that's how a woman--just how
difficult they are!
>> [bleep] Confusing though.
>> [laughing]
>> Donna may need to keep these
mother [bleep] condoms with her
'cause I don't know, livin' with
[bleep]--just livin' with him,
you wind up gettin' pregnant.
You ain't even gotta do
anything, just--just be in
the living room with his ass
watching TV you might get
pregnant.
So Donna, take this whole box
of condoms and use it [bleep].
We don't need any more babies
around here.
These lamps definitely gotta go.
This used to be the red light
special, but--
>> After 9 o'clock, we used to
dim the lights.
These be the red lights.
Back then, it used to be sexy.
>> This wall's seen it all, man.
This wall got memories.
>> I think you been through
a lot of [bleep].
It ain't never gone.
This ship is still here.
We need this 'cause we've
definitely changed a lot.
Well, most of us.
I don't know what some of
those [bleep].
>> Noooo!
They destroyed my [bleep].
This is the-- [bleep].
>> It's [bleep] broke already.
>> I put this [bleep] together
with my bare hands.
Yo, what happened to
my book stand?
>> It was like that.
>> What's y'all talking
about it?
>> What you mean, "It was
like that"?
>> If you put it together,
it was broke already.
>> No it was not, yo!
You know how much money I spent
in IKEA for that [bleep]?
That [bleep] $140!
They don't understand.
I'm a man of many talents.
My mother made me build
a bookshelf at five years old
from the first IKEA.
This mother [bleep] got some
[bleep] nerve.
Somebody broke this damn
bookshelf.
Henny for everybody.
>> You gotta pour some out for
the brothers who ain't here.
>> This is the RIP of the old
Black Ink.
>> Yeah, this is for the Black
Ink, yeah.
>> After years, you know,
Black Ink, a lotta people done
came and gone, people gettin'
fired, people quittin',
you know.
At the end of the day, this is
still a family no matter what.
>> This is goodbye to the old
Black Ink and to the new.
Feels like our past is behind
us with everything.
Cheers.
From day one, this has been
a [bleep] struggle.
Lookin' back at some of
the decisions I made, a lot
of 'em was made to satisfy
family, my friends,
my ex-girlfriend.
What I'm hopin' for the new
Black Ink is for me to grow
and never make the same mistakes
I made before.
[bleep] yeah, let's throw that.
>> Do it! Do it! Do it!
>> Hey! Yes, it's in the wall!
[laughs]
I'm not gonna get it through.
[bleep]! It's heavy as [bleep].
>> [laughing]
>> I'm excited.
I think really that this whole
new change, really, I hope it
just brings a whole new vibe
of everybody really wantin'
to be in here, working.
Let's switch this whole [bleep]
up, start off fresh.
This is a whole new beginning
for Black Ink.
>> * Cool like a champ
* Move like a champ
* Hey
* Bright at a lamp
* Loud as a amp
* Hey
* Move like a champ
* Cool like a champ
* Move like a champ
* Hey
* Bright as a lamp
>> This is a big mark for
everybody in the Black Ink
history.
We can make this bigger
and better.
The new Black Ink's gonna smoke
every tattoo shop from here
to Alabama.
I'm lookin' forward to it.
>> Do you know that kid's
not even my real son?
>> What!
>> I am super-duper,
ultra-excited.
Bobby!
I get to pick my [bleep] up
from jail!
>> *
>> Hello everyone!
>> Hey!
>> Hey, what's up?
>> What's up?
>> How ya doin'?
And what's your name?
>> Riselle.
>> Riselle, nice to meet you,
Walter.
>> Nice to meet you.
>> I'm Sky.
>> Hi. Fine. Nice to meet you.
>> Nice to meet you.
>> I'm [bleep].
Oh, so you're the one
gettin' the...
>> The flower on the flower.
>> You gettin' your vag tatted.
>> You're getting your vagina
tatted?
>> Oh, my God.
I [bleep] love you!
>> [laughing]
>> Hug me!
And I'm gonna go and walk
you in.
Come on in.
So my client today, she's kinda
unique, and she's coming to get
a tattoo on her...
vagina.
So we're doin' a, um, bird of
paradise.
>> Bird of paradise.
>> So do you want it on
the actual...
>> Not necessarily the lips.
>> Okay.
>> But this whole area.
>> Just the area.
>> Yeah.
>> Guess she wanna let everybody
know she's got that Garden of
Eden. Hey.
So what makes you wanna get
this tattoo today?
>> My mother was really,
really into, like, flower shows
and things like that.
And so when I was younger,
it was the first time I saw it.
Fell in love with it ever since.
In addition to that why I'm
getting it there is because,
you know, people say the power
of [bleep].
So, you know, incorporating
that in that area,
it's empowering to me.
>> I don't see any connection
with getting a tattoo on
your vagina has anything to
do with being empowered.
I know a lot of strong,
amazing women and I don't think
any of them have a tattoo on
their vaginas.
But to each his own.
>> Hey, y'all. How y'all doin'?
>> H-e-e-e-y.
>> Y'all gonna start this?
>> Yeah. Have a good day.
We're--we're takin' care of
business.
>> Okay, Dutch.
Is my employee treating
you good?
>> Absolutely!
She's--she's wonderful.
She's absolutely amazing.
>> That's nice to know.
I [bleep] up a couple months
ago and cheated on Dutchess.
But, people don't understand
there's ups and downs in
a relationship.
With me and her, it's a roller
coaster.
But for some funny reason,
I don't wanna get off this ride.
And you keep up the good job.
>> I shall. Thank you.
Me and Ceaser are dealin'
with each other in a very
professional manner.
But honestly, I miss Cease.
I miss our friendship.
I miss our relationship,
but I'm a business woman first.
So with Paris comin' up and,
you know, all the other things
that I'm workin' on,
I'm very excited.
I'm gonna get started.
>> * I've got nothing
* But grind inside me
* There's nothin'
* That can stop me
* Good luck
* I'm chasing my dream
* And baby I'ma fly away
* I'll never give up
>> Me going to Paris is
definitely a moment for me to
be able to stand alone and to
actually gain a level of
exposure in the international
realm that Black Ink does not
have right now.
Like, that's dope, especially
a little black girl from
North Carolina.
Now I'm internationally known.
That says more than a lot of
people can even speak for their
whole life.
We are done.
Okay, if you wanna look at
it, I've got a little mirror.
>> I love it.
It's exactly what I wanted.
>> I'm glad you like it.
[laughs] Definitely gonna have
to live with that one.
>> [laughing]
>> It looks nice, though.
>> Thank you.
>> *
>> Y-e-e-e-s!
I'm about to see my [bleep]!
Bobby is my boo.
I met him in Atlanta, and we've
been dating for five months.
But, Bobby's in jail for driving
without a license.
He's been in jail for a little
over a month, and he just
was released from prison.
So I am super-duper,
ultra-excited because I get to
pick my [bleep] up from jail!
Daddy's coming home!
>> *
>> Come here!
Bobby!
I love you so much!
>> Oh, I missed you, baby.
>> I've missed you so much.
I missed you so much.
>> I love you.
>> You got makeup on you, baby.
>> Yes? I don't--
>> Let me wipe it off.
You got a mad lipstick.
I don't care!
>> Oh my God.
>> I don't care!
Overall, he has me--though
we haven't...
had each other like that
yet with him being locked up
and whatnot, but we'll
get there.
>> Where you taking me, baby?
>> Oh, no, it's a surprise!
>> *
>> Did you still ever find
out how much a [bleep] make off
chicken wings, though?
>> No.
>> That's a good secret.
>> Yeah.
That might be one of the biggest
drugs sold in New York City.
>> He got the hood all locked
[bleep] man, with the chicken
wings, man.
I ain't never lie.
He season 'em [bleep] good,
though.
My man [bleep].
>> H-e-e-y!
>> [bleep] hello.
What's happening, man?
>> Why you look like that?
>> 'Cause, man, they be having
me going through some
[bleep] job with Kathy.
'Cause, you know, she'd be
bugging, D, like--
>> Oh, we all know [bleep].
[laughs]
>> Kathy's my crazy baby mama
number one.
My son's eight, but, you know,
broke up about five years ago
and since then, she's made
my life a living hell.
You know that, um, Achilles
is not even my real son?
>> What?
>> Wait, wait, wait, wait.
>> Wait, now, are you just
goofin' out.
Nah, that kid looks just
like you, bro.
That's your son, man.
What are you talking about?
>> Nah, he's my son.
>> That's your son, yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> But, nah, you about--
>> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
>> Nah, you're bluffing
right now.
>> Nah, I'll put it like this.
Like, it came to the point to
where, like, so much was goin'
on, like, I went to go and get
the DNA test and--
>> Holy [bleep]! No!
>> Now y'all see why I always
say, "DNA test," yo.
>> Around the time when Kathy
conceived Achilles, it was
probably about three or four
different guys that she was
sleeping with.
People always warned me that
it was possibly someone else's
baby, but I trusted Kathy.
I ultimately decided to take
the DNA test because she hasn't
let me see Achilles in months,
and Kathy's not allowing me to
be the father that I wanna be.
Maybe there's an underlying
reason why she doesn't want me
to be there for him.
>> Wow! I gotta sit back down
for that one, man. Wow.
Damn.
>> So you had looked at
the DNA test together?
>> No, I did that on my own
because--
>> Time out. Time out. Time out.
You did a DNA test on
your own goodwill.
>> Yeah.
>> And you haven't told her yet?
>> No.
>> And you know but she doesn't?
>> Mm-hmm.
>> That's--that's a real life
Maury Povich [bleep], though,
[bleep].
You know, but she doesn't!
You know what?
We gonna take a shot after
all of that.
>> How Achilles is gonna feel?
>> Holy [bleep]!
>> You wanna see--
>> She want me back.
I'm Ceaser.
>> Come, come.
[coughing] [bleep]!
>> Hey.
>> *
>> No way!
>> You know your [bleep] go all
out for you.
>> All this for me though?
>> Ah!
This is nice, though!
>> Great.
>> We made it!
>> Oh.
>> I booked a hotel suite for
Bobby's first night out of jail,
and now I'm gonna just treat
'em to the sexiness that
he's been missin' for the past
couple of months.
That's my honey.
I'm gonna show 'em [bleep] that
he's not used to seein' because
he ain't never had a bitch
like me.
Toast to the good life?
>> Good life.
From a jail cell to champagne
and the sweet life.
>> Exactly.
I love you, y'all.
>> I love you more.
>> [glasses clink]
>> And it's good.
>> Word.
>> Feed me one of these [bleep]
strawberries or somethin'!
>> U-u-u-uh. [laughs]
>> Give me some.
You are so...what... [bleep]!
What this on you?
>> Mm-hmm.
You have nice lips.
There...
>> [laughs]
[kiss]
I think we're supposed to drink
the champagne like the white
people do. [bleep]!
>> [laughing]
>> I [muffled] [laughing]
>> Do you know how to use 'em?
Ooh.
>> Me and him have a great
connection.
I'm like one of those free
spirit type of people,
so I got me a nice, good,
down to earth [bleep].
'Cause I am submissive
in my relationships.
I like to cater to my men,
so I can do that without having
to worry, "Is this [bleep]
tryin' to play me or not."
>> Ooh.
Oh, my God.
[sighs]
[laughing]
>> So do you like it?
>> I love it. [bleep].
>> Come. Come.
You like?
>> Oh... [bleep].
>> So, I'ma get you clean.
>> Mm.
>> Got jail on your [bleep].
>> [laughs] Yeah.
>> Let's get you naked.
[laughs]
Yeah.
I'm so, like, [bleep] happy.
Like, I'm grateful.
This is my first real
relationship, like, real talk.
Like, I've had as a grown
ass woman.
And I could just be myself
and impress you and stalk you
and you know, be one of your
[bleep] the way I like to be.
And [bleep] [indiscernible]
together, you know.
>> To us.
>> [glasses clink]
>> To us.
Here.
>> [coughing] [bleep]!
>> You all right?
>> [coughing]
>> Did you swallow like
the whole--
>> Oh, my God, I'm--
>> Breathe.
>> You're wiping off
my makeup, babe!
>> It's on your nose.
>> I'm trying to be sexy!
[coughing]
>> * I be gettin' fixed
* I be gettin' bread
* You be gettin' wonder
* I be gettin' jams
* And these women love me
* And I love 'em back
>> Oh [bleep].
Even though me and Dutchess
are separated, I still miss
my friend.
People don't understand.
We had some bad times together,
but we had a lot more good
times.
So I decided to take her out
for dinner just to get
a little one-on-one time.
Well, have you been keeping
your figure together, you know,
Miss Model, supermodel?
>> Don't try to act all humble,
Mr. I Am Ceaser, King Ceaser.
>> I wouldn't say "King."
I be saying "Ceaser."
Ceaser's more like a emperor.
He's above kings.
I wouldn't say I was--
>> Well, you've done that too.
You've done both of them. Yeah.
>> I'll be getting all
my [bleep] sometimes.
I'm excited about this shop
renovation, too.
>> Mm-hmm. I'm glad.
>> I'm buying Ted a new couch
so he could sit on it in
[bleep] Black Ink.
He should be happy with that.
>> Yeah, he should.
>> It's his favorite color.
>> It's red.
>> Yes.
So talk to me.
What have you been doin',
Miss Dutchess?
We're just gonna talk about you.
>> Cool.
>> What you appreciating on?
>> It don't matter.
>> Why it don't matter,
if I'm askin'?
>> 'Cause you ain't been carin'.
>> I care now, so tell me.
>> I'm about to go out of town.
>> Where?
>> To Paris.
>> Mm-m-m.
Paris, word.
Let me know 'cause, um, as your
"boss," I need to know these
things so I could, um, just sort
of arrange your schedule.
>> [laughs]
>> Thank you.
>> Lord, thanks for this food
and for allowing us this time
to share it with Ceaser, amen.
>> Your hand's a little clammy.
Are you nervous?
>> No.
>> You can be nervous around me.
It's okay.
>> I'm not doin' this with you.
>> What?
>> I'm not doin' this with you.
>> When you hurt a woman,
she'll put up a guard up
against you all the [bleep]
time until you show her that
you ain't the person you
used to be.
Why your nose flaring?
>> My nose didn't flare.
>> Yeah, it did.
Y'all ain't even know
when your nose flare.
>> No, it didn't.
>> Uh-huh.
>> You wanna see--
Stop!
>> See, we still here.
>> I'm not sure if things
are repairable.
I'm not sure if things are gonna
be back the way that they were.
>> She want me back.
She can't let a good thing
like me get away.
[bleep] it, I'm Ceaser.
Well, this was fun.
I think since we're just
friends, we should got butch.
>> Butch?
That's Dutch, and that's why you
payin' for it 'cause you didn't
know what it was. Cheers!
Dummy.
>> [laughs]
>> I'ma go.
[kisses]
>> So then, here, look, look.
>> But if this is the first
time in four times--
>> Give this to my son
and we're done.
>> You're disgusting.
>> *
>> KATHY: Hello?
>> Yeah, what up?
I'm downstairs.
I've got some [bleep] for
Achilles, huh.
>> What's going on?
>> This is stuff for Achilles.
I'm dropping a few things off
to Achilles, and I haven't been
able to really see him in
probably, like, you know,
a few months.
So I just wanna talk to Kathy.
I'm sick of this.
>> Why are you so angry?
Where have you been?
>> Don't even try and pump
fake it, like...
I mean, like, for the past
four weeks I've been having
Vicki and Fred both hit you up
to try and get Achilles.
Like, it's come to the point
to where we can't even
communicate, so I've been asking
my family to deal with Kathy
because every time that I try to
talk to her, we always get into
an argument over some stupid
[bleep].
Then I wind up not being able
to see Achilles.
>> You was the one that told me
that "I'm being an inconvenience
to you."
>> No.
>> You said this that "I'm being
an inconvenience to you."
>> I said that you make me feel
[bleep] jump through a [bleep]
hoop like a [bleep] circus tiger
every time I wanna see my son.
>> Oh, really?
I'm not keeping you from him.
All you have to do is pick
him up and drop him off.
>> What you don't understand
is that it's supposed to be
a partnership.
>> But you're not doing nothing
financially for me.
I don't ask you for money
anymore.
I don't ask you for any
assistance.
I don't ask you--
>> You're a [bleep] liar.
So then, hey, look, look.
>> But if this is the first
time in four times--
>> Give this to my son
and then it's done.
>> You're disgusting!
You need help.
>> I have been tryin' to get
Achilles every weekend.
>> You didn't call me directly.
>> Because I can't [bleep] talk
to you!
The last time I tried to have
a civil conversation with you--
>> The last time I had a civil
conversation, you said you was
gonna write me a $4000 check
and write my son off.
And still I'm coming at you
with peace.
>> Don't act like you're
somebody new.
You're a [bleep] liar!
That's all you've ever done to
me was lie.
>> I think I'm pretty amazing.
>> Yeah, I know you think
you're pretty amazing.
>> I'm--I'm so much better
without this negative energy
around me.
And I don't need that [bleep]!
If you don't wanna talk to me
that's fine.
>> That is fine.
>> But just see your son.
Just see your son.
>> I'll see my son this weekend,
all right?
>> Just see your son.
>> Thanks.
>> You're just [bleep] poison.
You're toxic.
You're disgusting.
>> You're disgusting.
>> At least I'm not leaving
a trail of babies around.
At least I'm not messy with it.
>> Yo, you're messy with it!
What the [bleep] are you
talkin' about!
You're not messy with it?
>> I don't have a trail
of babies.
>> So what?
But you [bleep] everybody
and their friends.
Do you even know who the [bleep]
your son's father is?
Do you know that I actually
took a [bleep] home DNA test
for my son?
>> Oh, my God.
>> Do you know that he's not
even my son?
>> *
>> You're not messy with it?
>> I don't have a trail
of babies.
>> So what?
But you [bleep] everybody
and their friends.
>> I don't have--
>> You will [bleep].
What? What? [bleep].
You would smash any [bleep].
Well, who else has you [bleep]
and who's the [bleep].
You was havin' sex with [bleep]
around the same time when
Achilles was born.
Do you even know who [bleep]
our son's father is?
Do you?
>> Oh, my God.
>> Do you know that I actually
took a [bleep] home DNA test
for my son?
Do you know that he's not even
my son?
[bleep] outta here, B.
>> This is some bull [bleep].
He walks like you.
He talks like you.
He looks like you.
>> That's because I've been
in his [bleep] life!
What the [bleep] do you expect?
[bleep] outta here!
>> *
>> I wanted to keep this
paternity test to myself because
I didn't want Achilles to get
hurt, but Kathy brings out
the worst in me.
Like, she's the only person who
could really get under my skin
that much.
I mean, I really used to love
Kathy a lot.
And after my mom died,
she was all I had.
But then I found out that
she betrayed me.
All it takes is one person to
just break your heart and just
turn you into somebody
who's cold.
It was a blow to, like,
my whole life.
I mean, like, seven years
of thinkin' that this child
is yours and you find out that
he's not.
>> * No classic fairytale
* No magic wishing well
* No one to cast a spell
* Upon us
* For all we know
* So we'll just keep on trying
* This mountain
* We are climbing
>> I mean, I really hate Kathy,
but I love my son Achilles...
no matter what the DNA says.
>> The renovation is done.
I really got into my interior
decoratin' mood.
But I feel like Martha Stewart.
>> Today's the day that Anya's
finally gonna get induced
and little baby Cody's gonna
be introduced to the world.
>> You're [bleep] Donna!
>> It's so good to get away
from here.
>> Where you flying today?
>> We're going to Paris.
>> Oh, this is so awesome.
>> If you woulda had that
conversation with me before,
I wouldn't have came.
>> [bleep] you.
I don't need you in my life.
>> Go fight for this [bleep]!
Grab her in front of the [bleep]
Eiffel Tower!
Grab her face and tell her
you [bleep] love her!
>> It's so good to get away
from here.
>> Where you flying today?
>> We're going to Paris.
>> Oh, this is so awesome.
>> If you woulda had that
conversation with me before,
I wouldn't have came.
>> [bleep] you.
I don't need you in my life.
>> Go fight for this [bleep]!
Grab her in front of the [bleep]
Eiffel Tower!
Grab her face and tell her
you [bleep] love her!