1 00:00:03,471 --> 00:00:04,441 >> I'M REALLY STARTING TO TAKE 2 00:00:04,438 --> 00:00:05,668 THIS PHOTOGRAPHY THING A LITTLE 3 00:00:05,673 --> 00:00:06,613 MORE SERIOUSLY. 4 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:08,007 >> I CAN ACTUALLY HELP HIM. 5 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,578 I CAN BE HIS MUSE, AND I CAN 6 00:00:09,577 --> 00:00:11,507 ALLOW HIM TO PHOTOGRAPH ME. 7 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:12,752 BRO, I'LL HELP YOU OUT ANY 8 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:13,706 [bleep] WAY. 9 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:14,624 LET ME KNOW. 10 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:15,845 >> WHEN THE BABY COME OUT, 11 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,449 GET THAT [bleep] TESTED. 12 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:19,691 >> AH, MAN, YO. 13 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:20,517 >> IF IT DOES HAPPEN, 14 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:21,621 IT'S ABOUT TIME. 15 00:00:21,622 --> 00:00:23,162 >> THAT'S ALL YOU CARE ABOUT AT 16 00:00:23,157 --> 00:00:23,987 THE END OF THE DAY, LIKE, 17 00:00:23,991 --> 00:00:24,931 IN YOUR HEAD. 18 00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:26,425 >> IS REVENGE, YES. 19 00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:27,427 WHY THE [bleep] SHOULD I BE THE 20 00:00:27,428 --> 00:00:29,098 ONLY ONE, YO? 21 00:00:29,097 --> 00:00:30,697 [bleep] YOUR HAPPINESS. 22 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:31,898 >> ONLY ARTIST THAT BROUGHT 23 00:00:31,899 --> 00:00:34,069 THEIR ARTWORK IN IS DARLENE AND 24 00:00:34,068 --> 00:00:35,498 [bleep] ANTHONY. 25 00:00:35,503 --> 00:00:36,573 >> BECAUSE THE OTHER DUDE IS IN 26 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:37,270 MIAMI-- 27 00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:37,941 >> IF WE WAS GOING BY THE 28 00:00:37,938 --> 00:00:39,408 [bleep] RULES, THAT ARTWORK 29 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:40,767 WOULDN'T EVEN BE INCLUDED. 30 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:42,014 >> OH, OKAY. 31 00:00:42,009 --> 00:00:43,639 I TOTALLY CAME UP WITH THE IDEA 32 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:44,654 FOR US TO HAVE THIS GALLERY 33 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:45,305 OPENING. 34 00:00:45,313 --> 00:00:46,253 SHE NEEDS TO [bleep] TURN THAT 35 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:49,877 [bleep] DOWN RIGHT NOW. 36 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:50,923 >> [whispers indistinctly] 37 00:00:50,918 --> 00:00:52,948 IF I GET LOCKED UP RIGHT NOW, 38 00:00:52,953 --> 00:00:53,823 WHO'S GONNA TAKE CARE 39 00:00:53,821 --> 00:00:54,821 OF BLACK INK? 40 00:00:54,822 --> 00:00:55,892 WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN WITH ME AND 41 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,659 DUTCHESS' RELATIONSHIP? 42 00:00:58,659 --> 00:00:59,659 [hip-hop music] 43 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:07,740 * 44 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:26,419 [hip-hop music] 45 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:34,430 * 46 00:01:37,064 --> 00:01:38,674 >> THAT BITCH IS CRAZY, YO. 47 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:39,596 >> [bleep] PSYCHO. 48 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,100 I NEVER IN MY LIFE... 49 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,041 >> I HAVE A FUNNY FEELING I'M 50 00:01:42,035 --> 00:01:44,335 GOING TO JAIL TODAY, YO. 51 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:46,208 THIS IS [bleep]. 52 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:47,177 >> WE GOT TO DO EVERYTHING THE 53 00:01:47,175 --> 00:01:49,335 RIGHT WAY, 'CAUSE THAT BITCH IS 54 00:01:49,343 --> 00:01:50,243 CRAZY. 55 00:01:50,244 --> 00:01:51,784 SHE GONNA DO SOME DUMB SNEAKY 56 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:52,849 [bleep] IF WE DON'T DO IT THE 57 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:53,746 RIGHT WAY. 58 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:54,777 >> I DID IT THE RIGHT WAY. 59 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:55,722 THIS BITCH SAYING SHE'S NOT 60 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:56,976 GETTING HER [bleep] CHECK. 61 00:01:56,984 --> 00:01:58,924 WHEN I WENT TO COURT TODAY, I 62 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:01,049 FOUND OUT THAT ALL THE PAYMENTS 63 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:02,894 I WAS MAKING TO CRYSTAL WAS 64 00:02:02,890 --> 00:02:04,730 BEING HELD BY CHILD SUPPORT, 65 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:05,885 AND TECHNICALLY, 66 00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:08,163 SHE WASN'T GETTING NO MONEY. 67 00:02:08,162 --> 00:02:09,102 WE GOT TILL 2:00 TO DO 68 00:02:09,096 --> 00:02:11,626 SOMETHING, MAN, OR YOU GONNA BE 69 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,532 VISITING ME ON RIKERS. 70 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:16,274 >> THE JUDGE WANTS $2,000 71 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:18,570 BY 2:00 P.M., OR HE REALLY 72 00:02:18,572 --> 00:02:19,972 MIGHT GO TO JAIL. 73 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,213 THAT'S THE REALITY OF THE 74 00:02:21,209 --> 00:02:24,909 SITUATION: MONEY, JAIL. 75 00:02:24,912 --> 00:02:27,012 WHAT WE GONNA DO? 76 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:28,284 >> WE GOT TO GO TALK TO PAUL. 77 00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:30,222 'CAUSE I'M NOT--I DON'T KNOW. 78 00:02:30,218 --> 00:02:31,718 I HAVE ALL MY MONEY INVESTED IN 79 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:32,489 THE SHOP. 80 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:33,616 WHERE THE HELL AM I GONNA GET A 81 00:02:33,621 --> 00:02:36,421 FEW THOUSAND IN AN HOUR? 82 00:02:36,424 --> 00:02:37,564 >> WE DON'T GOT TO LIKE HER. 83 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:38,458 ALL WE GOT TO DO IS DEAL WITH 84 00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:39,129 HER. 85 00:02:39,126 --> 00:02:40,886 >> WHY IS SHE LOCKING ME UP? 86 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:42,464 >> IF HE GOES TO JAIL TODAY, 87 00:02:42,463 --> 00:02:44,473 I'M GONNA LOSE IT. 88 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:54,136 AND THAT'S THE END OF THAT. 89 00:02:54,141 --> 00:02:55,081 >> PAUL, I WANT TO THANK YOU, 90 00:02:55,075 --> 00:02:56,205 MAN. 91 00:02:56,210 --> 00:02:57,110 THIS [bleep] IS JUST [bleep] 92 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:58,180 CRAZY, YO. 93 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,008 I GOT A CRAZY ASS BABY MOTHER, 94 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:00,753 YO. 95 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:02,318 >> SO AFTER THE RECESS AND WE GO 96 00:03:02,316 --> 00:03:04,116 BACK TO COURT AND WE SITTING 97 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:04,947 THERE, I'M JUST LIKE, "YOU KNOW 98 00:03:04,952 --> 00:03:05,622 WHAT? 99 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:06,289 [bleep] IT." 100 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:07,757 I'LL PAY THE CHILD SUPPORT. 101 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:08,815 CRYSTAL'S NOT GONNA THINK THAT 102 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:10,092 SHE'S HOLDING SOMETHING OVER OUR 103 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:10,890 HEAD. 104 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:12,331 THE ONLY THING SHE'S HOLDING IS 105 00:03:12,326 --> 00:03:13,056 MONEY. 106 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:14,560 SO IF MONEY'S WHAT SHE NEEDS, 107 00:03:14,562 --> 00:03:15,262 TAKE IT. 108 00:03:15,263 --> 00:03:16,763 IT'S NOT THAT SERIOUS TO US. 109 00:03:16,764 --> 00:03:17,574 >> AND YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER. 110 00:03:17,565 --> 00:03:18,765 MAKE SURE YOU MAKE THE PAYMENTS, 111 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:20,066 BECAUSE CHILD SUPPORT IN THIS 112 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:21,597 STATE IS TAKEN VERY SERIOUSLY. 113 00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:22,772 IF YOU BRING A CHILD INTO THE 114 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:24,610 STATE, YOU GOT TO SUPPORT IT. 115 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:25,335 >> ALL RIGHT. 116 00:03:25,339 --> 00:03:26,409 >> BUT, PAUL, I GOT A QUICK 117 00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:27,067 QUESTION. 118 00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:28,084 WHAT YOU THINK SHE TRYING TO GET 119 00:03:28,075 --> 00:03:28,905 THIS MONEY FOR? 120 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:30,579 >> IT'S OBVIOUS SHE NEEDS WORK 121 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:31,548 DONE ON HER TEETH. 122 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:32,645 THAT'S WHAT HE SAID. 123 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:33,306 >> [laughs] 124 00:03:33,314 --> 00:03:34,324 >> SHE DEFINITELY DOES. 125 00:03:34,315 --> 00:03:35,675 [laughs] 126 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:36,453 >> SHE TRYING TO GET A NEW 127 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:37,290 GRILLE. 128 00:03:37,285 --> 00:03:38,585 [laughs] 129 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:40,116 >> DUTCHESS SAVES THE DAY. 130 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,660 IT ALSO MAKES ME VERY HAPPY THAT 131 00:03:41,655 --> 00:03:43,485 SOMEBODY ACTUALLY HELD ME DOWN. 132 00:03:43,491 --> 00:03:45,031 THANKS TO MY GIRL. 133 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:46,085 MWAH. 134 00:03:46,093 --> 00:03:47,733 PAUL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SIR. 135 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:48,398 >> YOU'RE WELCOME. 136 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:49,226 >> I'M GONNA TAKE YOU WHERE YOU 137 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:49,899 GOT TO GO, THOUGH. 138 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:50,557 >> ALL RIGHT. 139 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:51,774 >> I'LL BE BACK, BABY. 140 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:53,965 >> I'LL SEE YOU LATER, BABY. 141 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:55,967 YO, I'M FREE. 142 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:01,340 YO, THIS BITCH IS BUGGING. 143 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:02,782 SO CRYSTAL SENDS ME A TEXT, 144 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:03,936 TALKING ABOUT SHE WANTS TO SEE 145 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:05,584 ME. 146 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:06,879 [bleep]. 147 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,480 I DON'T KNOW WHAT CRYSTAL WANT. 148 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:11,352 HOPEFULLY IT'S TO MAKE PEACE. 149 00:04:14,121 --> 00:04:15,361 YO, MY LAWYER TOLD ME NOT TO 150 00:04:15,356 --> 00:04:18,026 TALK TO YOU, BUT AT THE END OF 151 00:04:18,025 --> 00:04:20,255 THE DAY, THIS SOME [bleep], 152 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,960 AND THIS AIN'T ABOUT CHEYENNE. 153 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:23,002 THIS [bleep] ABOUT YOU AND SOME 154 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:23,656 PERSONAL [bleep]. 155 00:04:23,664 --> 00:04:24,334 >> IT'S NOT. 156 00:04:24,332 --> 00:04:25,402 IT'S ACTUALLY--YOU'RE THE ONE 157 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:26,729 THAT'S TAKING IT VERY PERSONAL. 158 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:27,404 >> ALL RIGHT. 159 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:28,301 >> BECAUSE IF YOU WERE PAYING-- 160 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:28,972 >> AT THE END OF THE DAY, 161 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:29,639 YOU GOT YOUR MONEY. 162 00:04:29,637 --> 00:04:30,537 ARE YOU GETTING YOUR MONEY? 163 00:04:30,538 --> 00:04:31,268 >> NO, I HAVE NOT. 164 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,071 >> ALL RIGHT, SO TALK TO CHILD 165 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:33,112 SUPPORT. 166 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,036 >> YOU JUST HAD YOUR WOMAN CUT 167 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:34,711 YOU A CHECK. 168 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:36,038 >> YEAH, A REAL [bleep], NOT A 169 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:36,783 FAKE [bleep]-- 170 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,407 >> BUT HOW ABOUT A MAN-- 171 00:04:38,412 --> 00:04:40,012 HOW ABOUT BE A MAN AND PAY-- 172 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:40,853 HOW ABOUT BE A MAN AND PAY YOUR 173 00:04:40,848 --> 00:04:43,248 OWN SELF? 174 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:44,520 >> I BELIEVE THIS IS A MONEY 175 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:45,448 GRAB. 176 00:04:45,453 --> 00:04:47,393 CHEYENNE HAS ANYTHING SHE WANTS, 177 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:48,888 AND SHE NEED IT, SHE GETS IT. 178 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:50,019 YEAH, BUT THIS AIN'T ABOUT 179 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:50,693 NO MONEY. 180 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:51,361 >> AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE? 181 00:04:51,359 --> 00:04:52,159 >> THIS AIN'T ABOUT NO MONEY. 182 00:04:52,159 --> 00:04:52,859 >> YOU DON'T HAVE NO HOME, 183 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:53,830 AND YOU LIVE OFF OF BITCHES. 184 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:54,497 >> OH, YOU STALKING ME. 185 00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:55,155 >> HOW DO I STALK YOU? 186 00:04:55,162 --> 00:04:55,832 >> YOU DON'T STALK? 187 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:56,499 >> HOW DO I STALK YOU? 188 00:04:56,497 --> 00:04:57,257 >> YOU KNOW WHERE MY [bleep] 189 00:04:57,264 --> 00:04:57,934 LIVE. 190 00:04:57,931 --> 00:04:58,801 YOU KNOW WHERE MY OTHER [bleep] 191 00:04:58,799 --> 00:04:59,469 LIVE. 192 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:00,267 >> 'CAUSE I PICK UP AND DROP 193 00:05:00,267 --> 00:05:01,167 OFF CHEYENNE FOR YOU. 194 00:05:01,168 --> 00:05:02,038 >> YOU DON'T DROP--YOU DON'T 195 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:02,695 DROP NOTHING. 196 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:03,573 >> YOU'RE THE POSTER BOY FOR 197 00:05:03,571 --> 00:05:05,311 DEADBEATS. 198 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,505 >> WHERE'S ALL THE RESPECT? 199 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:07,577 BITCH, [bleep] MY [bleep], 200 00:05:07,575 --> 00:05:09,575 YOU BROKE BITCH. 201 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:15,249 [contemplative rock music] 202 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:16,978 CRYSTAL'S BEING VINDICTIVE. 203 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:18,924 SHE'S BITTER BECAUSE I MOVED ON 204 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:19,849 WITH MY LIFE. 205 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:21,253 SHE'S BITTER BECAUSE I'M 206 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:22,364 SUCCESSFUL. 207 00:05:22,356 --> 00:05:23,116 BUT WE HAD A BEAUTIFUL, 208 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:24,393 BEAUTIFUL CHILD. 209 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:26,162 [bleep], YO. 210 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,699 TO USE THAT CHILD AS A WEAPON TO 211 00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:31,626 TRY TO DESTROY ME IS SELFISH. 212 00:05:31,632 --> 00:05:32,832 EVERYTHING I DID WAS FOR 213 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:33,773 CHEYENNE. 214 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:36,137 I LEFT THE STREETS FOR CHEYENNE. 215 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:37,366 I HAVE THIS BUSINESS FOR 216 00:05:37,371 --> 00:05:38,411 CHEYENNE. 217 00:05:38,406 --> 00:05:39,566 THERE'S NO REASON TO LABEL ME AS 218 00:05:39,573 --> 00:05:41,383 A DEADBEAT DAD, BECAUSE EVERY 219 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:43,435 DAY THAT I BREATHE AND WORK IS 220 00:05:43,444 --> 00:05:44,714 FOR HER. 221 00:05:44,712 --> 00:05:46,282 AND, TRUTHFULLY, THAT'S ALL THAT 222 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:47,149 MATTERS TO ME. 223 00:05:47,147 --> 00:05:49,877 >> * YOU BRING ME UP 224 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:53,553 * JUST TO BRING ME DOWN 225 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:55,964 * YOU STOLE MY HEART 226 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:56,956 * JUST TO BREAK IT 227 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:59,757 * ALL OVER THE GROUND 228 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:02,600 * YOU ALWAYS DO THE OPPOSITE 229 00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:05,066 * OF WHAT LOVE'S ALL ABOUT * 230 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:07,465 * DOWN 231 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:17,183 >> ALL JOKES ASIDE, THOUGH, 232 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:17,847 I MEAN, WHAT THE [bleep] 233 00:06:17,845 --> 00:06:18,975 HAPPENED WITH YOU AT THIS COURT 234 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:19,649 [bleep]? 235 00:06:19,647 --> 00:06:20,307 >> OH, YEAH, WELL, 236 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:20,983 HE'S STILL HERE. 237 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:21,781 >> YO, Y'ALL MIGHT WANT TO SIT 238 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:22,452 DOWN FOR THIS ONE. 239 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:23,220 >> YOU, [bleep], HAVE TO BE, 240 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:24,716 LIKE, THE LUCKIEST [bleep]. 241 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:25,948 >> [bleep] GOT JESUS-- 242 00:06:25,953 --> 00:06:27,053 >> NO, THEY DON'T GOT JESUS. 243 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:28,424 THEY GOT PAUL LIEBER. 244 00:06:28,422 --> 00:06:30,092 >> I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY... 245 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:31,120 >> I'M PISSED ALREADY 'CAUSE 246 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:33,234 I'M UP, 7:00 IN THE MORNING. 247 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,156 LIKE, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE IN MY 248 00:06:34,161 --> 00:06:35,461 THIRD DREAM ALREADY. 249 00:06:35,463 --> 00:06:36,133 >> RIGHT. 250 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:36,999 >> WE GETS TO THE COURT. 251 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:38,697 THIS BITCH WALKS IN. 252 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:40,699 THIS BITCH GIVES ME A EYE SCREW 253 00:06:40,701 --> 00:06:42,141 AND SAYS HI TO DUTCHESS. 254 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:44,165 >> SPEAKS TO ME POLITELY. 255 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:45,911 >> "HI, DUTCHESS." 256 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,836 PAUL SHOWS UP FINALLY. 257 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:49,481 WE GO INSIDE. 258 00:06:49,477 --> 00:06:51,877 THE JUDGE HAD IT OUT FOR ME. 259 00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:52,709 LIKE, "YOU KNOW I'M GONNA LOCK 260 00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:53,383 YOU UP." 261 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:54,050 >> WHAT? 262 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:54,747 >> THAT'S CRAZY. 263 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:56,678 >> I SAID, "FOR WHAT? 264 00:06:56,684 --> 00:06:58,424 I PAID UP EVERYTHING." 265 00:06:58,418 --> 00:06:59,188 GUESS WHAT. 266 00:06:59,186 --> 00:07:00,386 I'M SUPPOSED TO CALL CHILD 267 00:07:00,387 --> 00:07:01,787 SUPPORT TO MAKE SURE THEY PUT IT 268 00:07:01,789 --> 00:07:02,959 IN HER ACCOUNT. 269 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:04,216 SO THE [bleep] IS FROZEN IN 270 00:07:04,224 --> 00:07:06,034 SPACE, AND IT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE 271 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:07,556 I NEVER WAS PAYING [bleep]. 272 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:08,531 >> PAUL WAS LIKE, "HE ABOUT TO 273 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:11,199 GO TO JAIL." 274 00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:12,168 >> PAUL'S WORRIED? 275 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:12,895 PAUL SAID YOU WERE GOING TO 276 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:13,570 JAIL? 277 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:14,597 >> AFTER THIS--AFTER SEEING THIS 278 00:07:14,602 --> 00:07:15,972 JUDGE, PAUL COME OUT, AND HE'S 279 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:18,539 LIKE, "LOOK, HE'S READY TO LOCK 280 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:20,539 YOUR ASS UP RIGHT NOW." 281 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:24,746 HE TELLS US WE GOT TILL 2:00 TO 282 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:28,645 COME UP WITH SOME MONEY. 283 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:29,549 >> SHE'S SAY, "OH, YOU'RE GOING 284 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:30,220 TO JAIL NOW." 285 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:30,947 >> SO WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN? 286 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:31,721 >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 287 00:07:31,719 --> 00:07:33,189 TELL THEM THE BEST PART, BABY. 288 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:34,146 THIS IS WHY I WAS JUST SMILING 289 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:35,024 AFTER. 290 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:36,692 >> SO WHILE WE IN WITH THE JUDGE 291 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:39,030 AGAIN AFTER 2:00, I GAVE THE 292 00:07:39,026 --> 00:07:40,526 CHECK TO HIS LAWYER. 293 00:07:40,528 --> 00:07:41,228 >> YOU GUYS WON! 294 00:07:41,228 --> 00:07:42,058 >> YEAH! 295 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:42,732 >> GROUP HIGH FIVE. 296 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:43,430 GROUP HIGH FIVE. 297 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:44,500 >> YEAH! 298 00:07:44,498 --> 00:07:46,398 DUTCHESS, OUT OF LEFT FIELD, 299 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:48,339 PAID FOR CEASER'S WHOLE ENTIRE 300 00:07:48,335 --> 00:07:49,235 CASE. 301 00:07:49,236 --> 00:07:50,896 VERY IMPRESSED. 302 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:51,944 I WAS ACTUALLY NOT A FAN OF THEM 303 00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:53,169 BEING TOGETHER, BUT AFTER SEEING 304 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:55,683 THAT, THEY GOT MY THUMBS UP. 305 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:58,876 >> THIS BITCH WHOLE FACE 306 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:00,149 HIT THE FLOOR. 307 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:01,077 >> I BET IT DID. 308 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:01,881 >> AND THEN SHE GONNA TELL HER 309 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:03,352 LAWYER, "UH-UH, I DON'T WANT HER 310 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:04,020 MONEY. 311 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:06,087 I DON'T WANT HER MONEY." 312 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:06,746 >> SHE LET IT BE KNOWN, 313 00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:07,824 IT'S PERSONAL, AND SHE [bleep] 314 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:08,691 HERSELF. 315 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:09,489 >> BUT WAIT, I WATCH A LOT OF 316 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:10,159 LAW AND ORDER. 317 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:11,657 >> SO, LOOK, WE LEAVE THE COURT. 318 00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:12,759 SO I'M LIKE, "BABE, I'MA GO 319 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:14,030 GET THE CAR." 320 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:15,497 >> I GOT A TEXT FROM CRYSTAL, 321 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:16,555 TALKING ABOUT SHE WANTS TO SEE 322 00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:17,974 ME. 323 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:18,765 >> OH, MY GOD. 324 00:08:18,766 --> 00:08:19,696 >> BAH, BAH, BAH. 325 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:20,670 >> BAH, BAH, BAH. 326 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:21,428 >> BAH, BAH, BAH. 327 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:22,104 THIS IS WHEN YOU THROW IN 328 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:22,772 WITH SOMEBODY. 329 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:23,800 >> SO I GOES OVER THERE. 330 00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:25,274 I TELLS HER, LIKE, "YO, THIS 331 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:27,142 AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO DO ABOUT 332 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:27,810 CHEYENNE. 333 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:29,808 THIS IS PERSONAL." 334 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:31,810 SO SHE TRIES START GOING OFF 335 00:08:31,812 --> 00:08:32,552 HOW-- 336 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:33,346 >> WAIT, IS THAT HER RIGHT 337 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:34,176 THERE? 338 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:35,851 [laughs] 339 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,479 >> DON'T PLAY LIKE THAT. 340 00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:38,494 I GOT TO GIVE HER-- 341 00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:40,815 >> [laughing] 342 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:42,591 THAT [bleep] ABOUT TO RUN. 343 00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:44,120 [bleep] SEE HIM? 344 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:46,094 >> AFTER HEARING THIS STORY, 345 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:47,733 CEASER, YOU ARE OFFICIALLY THE 346 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:48,398 SWAG CHAMP. 347 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:49,955 >> all: ALI, KUMBAYE! 348 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:51,773 ALI, KUMBAYE! 349 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:53,665 ALI, KUMBAYE! 350 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:54,737 [laughter] 351 00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:56,235 >> CEASER CURSING CRYSTAL ALL 352 00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:57,966 OUT ON THE STREETS--I THINK HE 353 00:08:57,971 --> 00:08:59,171 CALLED HER "MAMA," SOME KIND OF 354 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:00,672 NAME I'M NOT EVEN GONNA SAY, 355 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:01,544 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT NO PROBLEMS 356 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:02,481 WITH MY MAMA. 357 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:03,935 >> WELL, I BELIEVE DUTCHESS GOT 358 00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:04,754 SOMETHING TO TELL Y'ALL AND 359 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,705 WHATNOT. 360 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:11,620 >> Y'ALL GETTING MARRIED? 361 00:09:11,619 --> 00:09:13,619 >> YOU PREGNANT? 362 00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:17,728 >> SO WHO BABY IS THIS, TED? 363 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:18,455 >> WHAT THE [bleep] ARE YOU 364 00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:19,388 GIGGLING FOR? 365 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,492 I'M AT THE SHOP, SCROLLING 366 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:22,103 THROUGH INSTAGRAM, AS ALWAYS, 367 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:24,225 AND I COME ACROSS THE BABY PICS. 368 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:25,431 THE BABY'S HERE. 369 00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:26,702 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK. 370 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,540 >> TED, WELCOME TO THE CRAZY 371 00:09:28,535 --> 00:09:29,965 BABY MAMA CLUB. 372 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:31,500 I'M NOT ONLY A CLIENT; 373 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:32,974 I'M THE PRESIDENT. 374 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,313 >> THE ONE THING NONE OF YOU 375 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:37,007 [bleep] DID WAS ACTUALLY SETTLE 376 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:37,710 DOWN WITH THE LADY AND GET 377 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:38,381 MARRIED. 378 00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:39,608 >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 379 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:40,713 >> THIS [bleep] DROPPED THE "M" 380 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:41,354 BOMB? 381 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:42,848 >> OH, [bleep]. 382 00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:44,280 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 383 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:46,094 YOU GONNA BRING ALEX TO THE SHOP 384 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,386 AFTER I FIRED HER? 385 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:48,687 MM-MM. 386 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:50,019 HE BETTER STRAIGHTEN UP, 387 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:52,463 OR HE MIGHT BE OUT TOO. 388 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:07,909 >> WELL, I BELIEVE DUTCHESS GOT 389 00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:08,678 SOMETHING TO TELL Y'ALL AND 390 00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:10,076 WHATNOT. 391 00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:11,707 >> Y'ALL GETTING MARRIED? 392 00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:14,652 >> YOU PREGNANT? 393 00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:16,248 >> NO AND NO. 394 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:17,719 I'M GONNA GET SOME MOONSHINE SO 395 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:20,218 I CAN HAVE THIS CONVERSATION. 396 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,150 SO, YOU KNOW, I'M A SOUTHERN 397 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:22,694 BELLE, AND, YOU KNOW, WE COME 398 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:23,460 BEARING GIFTS. 399 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,386 WE GIVE THAT SOUTHERN 400 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:25,861 HOSPITALITY AND THAT LOVE. 401 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:26,789 SO I'M BRINGING THE MOONSHINE 402 00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:28,434 OUT TO KIND OF SMOOTH EVERYTHING 403 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:29,998 OUT AND LET EVERYBODY KNOW IT'S 404 00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:31,667 KIND OF LIKE A PEACE OFFERING. 405 00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:33,125 >> IT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN. 406 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:33,933 WELL, YOU LUCKY YOU'RE STILL 407 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:34,804 SCARED OF THAT [bleep]. 408 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:37,042 >> [laughs] 409 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:38,207 >> IT SMELLS STRONG, THOUGH. 410 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:38,935 >> WHOO! 411 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:39,939 [coughs] 412 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,070 >> DAMN! 413 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:41,814 MM-MM-MM. 414 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:43,379 >> OPEN UP YOUR SINUSES. 415 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:44,846 >> [coughs] 416 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:46,375 >> THIS IS 190 PROOF. 417 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:47,049 >> WHAT? 418 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:47,717 >> THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 419 00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:48,745 >> YOU CAN CRANK A LAWNMOWER 420 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:49,879 WITH THIS [bleep]. 421 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:50,683 >> THAT [bleep] GONNA MAKE MY 422 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:51,454 [bleep] FROZEN. 423 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:52,691 IT'S LIKE... 424 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:54,146 [laughs] 425 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,924 >> ALL RIGHT, SO LOOK, THE 426 00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:58,463 REASON WHY WE'RE GONNA DRINK 427 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:00,588 THESE MOONSHINE SHOTS-- 428 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:02,163 IT'S LIKE A PEACE OFFERING. 429 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,732 SO THIS IS TO KIND OF LIKE 430 00:11:04,732 --> 00:11:06,372 SMOOTH THINGS OVER AND TO LET 431 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:07,596 YOU KNOW THAT I'M NOT DOING IT 432 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,900 BECAUSE I WANT TO BE A BITCH. 433 00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:11,373 LIKE, I'M GOING THROUGH A LOT OF 434 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:12,811 [bleep] WITH MY MEDICAL 435 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:13,466 CONDITION. 436 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:15,113 I HAVE A HEART ISSUE, 437 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:16,678 AND I MAY HAVE TO HAVE HEART 438 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,676 SURGERY SOON. 439 00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:23,052 >> DUTCHESS LETS ALL OF US KNOW 440 00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:25,990 THAT, YOU KNOW, ALL THE STUFF 441 00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:27,246 THAT SHE'S BEEN GOING THROUGH 442 00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:28,794 HAS A LOT TO DO WITH--SHE HAS A 443 00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:29,589 HEART CONDITION. 444 00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:30,859 I'M NO DOCTOR, BUT STILL, 445 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,458 LIKE, THAT HEART PROBLEM 446 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:33,489 [bleep]--THAT AIN'T NOTHING TO 447 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:34,563 MESS WITH, YOU KNOW? 448 00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:35,531 >> LIKE, OPEN-HEART 449 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,198 HEART SURGERY? 450 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,096 >> NOT OPEN-HEART, 451 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:38,367 BUT I MAY HAVE TO HAVE A STINT 452 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,795 PUT IN MY HEART TO HELP 453 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,530 REGULATE THE BLOOD FLOW. 454 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,944 IT'S A LITTLE COMPLICATED, BUT 455 00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:45,436 ANYWAY, LIKE, ALL OF THE STRESS 456 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:48,338 OF BEING, YOU KNOW, IN ALL OF 457 00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:49,411 THE SITUATIONS THAT WE'VE BEEN 458 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,849 DEALING WITH, IT JUST KIND OF 459 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:54,145 PUT ME AT A DEFENSE BECAUSE I'VE 460 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:55,877 BEEN DEALING WITH THIS ON MY 461 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:57,023 OWN. 462 00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:59,187 SO I WANT US TO GET OVER THIS 463 00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:00,886 SPEED BUMP AND, LIKE, GET BACK 464 00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:02,318 TO WHERE WE WERE. 465 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:02,992 >> [bleep]. 466 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:03,760 >> WELL, THIS WAS AWESOME OF 467 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:04,417 YOU. 468 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:05,334 >> LET'S TOAST IT UP. 469 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:06,955 >> AH! 470 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,060 >> I THOUGHT THEY WAS GONNA KISS 471 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,501 ON THE LIPS OR SOMETHING. 472 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,326 >> SOME PERVERTS. 473 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:12,331 [laughter] 474 00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:13,332 >> OH, YEAH? 475 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,103 >> KIND OF MAKES A LITTLE BIT 476 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:15,171 MORE SENSE NOW, 'CAUSE, YOU 477 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:17,198 KNOW, SHE BE HAVING HER MOMENTS, 478 00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:18,744 AND NOW, YOU KNOW, YOU FIGURED 479 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:19,968 OUT WHY SHE HAS HER MOMENTS. 480 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,043 SHE HAS A LITTLE ISSUE WITH HER 481 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:21,841 HEART. 482 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,142 YOU KNOW, I FEEL BAD FOR HER. 483 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:23,813 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 484 00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:25,451 I'M HOPING THAT EVERYTHING WORKS 485 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:26,145 OUT BETTER. 486 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:26,806 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 487 00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:27,754 AND I'M GLAD SHE GOT TO GET THAT 488 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,517 OFF HER CHEST, AND I FEEL LIKE 489 00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,476 SHE'S CLOSER TO US NOW. 490 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:32,524 IT'S AWESOME. 491 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:35,319 >> THIS IS TO US GETTING OVER 492 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:36,792 THIS ROADBLOCK. 493 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:37,560 >> SHOUT-OUT TO YOU. 494 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:38,627 I APPRECIATE THIS. 495 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:40,955 >> YEAH, YEAH! 496 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:41,801 >> ALL RIGHT. 497 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:42,625 >> OH, MY GOD, I'M SCARED. 498 00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:43,629 >> [laughs] 499 00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:44,760 EVERYBODY LIKE, "I DON'T WANT TO 500 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:45,434 TOUCH IT. 501 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:46,132 I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH IT. 502 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,233 I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH IT." 503 00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:49,044 >> AH, SO BAD! 504 00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:50,266 OH, GOD! 505 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,570 UGH! 506 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:52,711 AH, [bleep]. 507 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,605 >> LOOK AT WALT FACE. 508 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,277 >> I THINK I'M GOING BLIND! 509 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,576 MAMA, I CAN'T SEE! 510 00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:59,107 >> NO, NO, I CAN SEE CLEARER. 511 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,482 I CAN SEE CLEARER. 512 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,380 >> HE JUST SAY, "I DON'T NEED MY 513 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:03,422 GLASSES NO MORE. 514 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:04,076 I CAN SEE CLEARER." 515 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:04,784 >> I'M ABOUT TO POP THESE 516 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:05,454 CONTACTS OUT. 517 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:06,292 >> THAT MOONSHINE, LIKE, YOU 518 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,186 KNOW, IT'S GOOD FOR, LIKE, 519 00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:08,457 PRACTICALLY, LIKE, ANY 520 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,315 HOUSEHOLD, LIKE, USAGE. 521 00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:09,992 LIKE, YOU KNOW, 522 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,120 IF YOU GOT A CLOGGED DRAIN, 523 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:11,794 DON'T GET MAD. 524 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,161 JUST PUT SOME MOONSHINE RIGHT 525 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,160 THERE IN THE SINK, 526 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:14,831 RUN SOME WATER, 527 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:15,498 AND YOU STRAIGHT. 528 00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:16,225 I GUARANTEE. 529 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,729 THAT'S HOW CRAZY MOONSHINE IS. 530 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,230 THAT [bleep] CLEAR YOUR SINUSES. 531 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:20,272 >> YEAH, MY WHOLE [bleep] IS 532 00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:21,167 CLEARED UP RIGHT NOW. 533 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:23,168 [laughter] 534 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,318 >> SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO GET? 535 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,616 >> SOMETHING REALLY QUICK. 536 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:38,647 NOTHING CRAZY, BUT I KNOW THAT 537 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,921 YOU'RE SO NASTY WITH THE 538 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:40,590 SIGNATURE... 539 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:41,247 >> OKAY. 540 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:42,124 >> SO I WAS THINKING OF GETTING, 541 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:43,892 "GIVE BIRTH TO YOUR DREAMS." 542 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:44,561 >> OKAY. 543 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,027 >> EVER SINCE LEAVING THE SHOP, 544 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,786 I'VE BEEN FEELING VERY 545 00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:49,504 EMPOWERED, SO I DECIDED TO GET A 546 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,456 TATTOO BY ONE OF MY GOOD TATTOO 547 00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,204 ARTISTS, BIG STEVE, TO REMEMBER 548 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,100 THE MOMENT. 549 00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:54,731 >> HOW IS THAT FOR, LIKE, 550 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,044 THE SHAPE OF IT? 551 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:57,166 >> I LOVE THE SHAPE. 552 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:57,970 YOU THINK IT'S BIG? 553 00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:58,971 >> I THINK JUST A LITTLE 554 00:13:58,972 --> 00:13:59,942 SMALLER, YEAH. 555 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:00,810 >> I LIKE IT. 556 00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:01,737 >> LET ME SHRINK IT DOWN, 557 00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,111 AND THEN WE'LL FIGURE OUT, 558 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,950 LIKE, THE BEST PLACEMENT. 559 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:05,805 >> PERFECT. 560 00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:06,952 THANKS, BRO. 561 00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:08,817 THIS TATTOO, TO ME, MEANS 562 00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,115 EVERYTHING. 563 00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:11,887 IT'S JUST SIMPLE. 564 00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,385 IT'S STRAIGHT TO THE POINT. 565 00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:14,686 THERE'S A LOT OF [bleep] GOING 566 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,487 ON, AND I HAVE TO REMIND MYSELF, 567 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:17,929 YOU GOT TO GIVE BIRTH TO YOUR 568 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:20,525 DREAMS EVERY DAY. 569 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:21,387 >> I THOUGHT YOU WERE WORKING AT 570 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:22,234 A SHOP UPTOWN. 571 00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:23,599 >> I WAS JUST MORE HELPING THEM 572 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,196 OUT AND TRYING TO SEE THE 573 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,498 LONGEVITY OF WHAT COULD HAPPEN, 574 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,200 BUT I HAD TO DEAL WITH A LOT OF 575 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,802 [bleep], THAT IF IT WAS ANY 576 00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:33,343 OTHER SHOP, IT WOULD'VE NEVER 577 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:34,240 HAPPENED. 578 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:35,641 AND YOU GOT TO BE HAPPY. 579 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:36,912 YOU GOT TO WAKE UP EVERY MORNING 580 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:39,410 AND BE LIKE, "YO, I'M HAPPY." 581 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:40,512 >> ALL RIGHT, HOW'S THAT? 582 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,123 >> THAT'S PERFECT. 583 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:43,075 >> I'M GONNA HAVE YOU LAY ON 584 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,383 HERE, HEAD OVER HERE. 585 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,654 YOU KNOW THE ROUTINE, I'M SURE. 586 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,492 >> [laughs] 587 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:48,157 >> SO WHAT'S UP? 588 00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:48,855 ARE YOU NOT WORKING THERE 589 00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:49,515 ANYMORE? 590 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:50,492 ARE YOU GONNA GO BACK? 591 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:51,590 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 592 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:52,931 >> WELL, I'M NOT A QUITTER. 593 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,526 THAT'S NOT IN ME, FOR SURE, BUT 594 00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:56,397 I ALSO HAVE TO GIVE, LIKE, EVEN 595 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,266 THE OWNER SPACE TO REALIZE 596 00:14:58,265 --> 00:14:59,865 WHAT'S GOING ON. 597 00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,326 MAYBE HE'LL COME BACK AND ASK ME 598 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,904 TO HELP HIM OUT IN THE SHOP, 599 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,172 MAYBE HE WON'T. 600 00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:05,911 UNTIL THEN, GOOD THING I KNOW 601 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,205 PEOPLE LIKE YOU TO DO REALLY 602 00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:08,507 GOOD TATTOO WORK. 603 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:09,878 >> THERE YOU GO. 604 00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:10,706 YOU READY? 605 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:11,950 >> AH! 606 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:15,545 AND IT BEGINS. 607 00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:18,548 [tattoo needle buzzing] 608 00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:24,621 I KNOW ALL THE GOOD THINGS THAT 609 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:25,964 I BROUGHT TO BLACK INK AND ALL 610 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:28,059 THE GOOD THINGS THAT COULD'VE 611 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:30,861 CAME FOR BLACK INK. 612 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,373 I'M NOT THAT TYPE OF PERSON TO 613 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,425 HOLD, LIKE, MALICIOUS INTENT OR 614 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,174 GRUDGES OR--I DON'T HAVE TIME 615 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:36,839 FOR THAT. 616 00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:39,836 I DON'T. 617 00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:41,569 I KNOW THAT ALL THIS COULD'VE 618 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:44,014 BEEN MENDED A LONG TIME AGO. 619 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:46,211 BUT SOMETIMES PEOPLE'S PRIDE 620 00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:48,253 AND SOMETIMES PEOPLE'S EGO, 621 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:50,278 THAT GETS IN THE WAY OF SEEING 622 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,853 WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT, 623 00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:53,921 SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS A PHONE 624 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,160 CALL. 625 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:59,326 BUT TIME HEALS ALL WOUNDS 626 00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:00,756 FOR SURE. 627 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,360 DAMN. 628 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,402 AWESOME. 629 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:05,427 >> THERE YOU GO. 630 00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,302 >> AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 631 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,500 SEEING ME ON SHORT NOTICE. 632 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:13,142 I BELIEVE IN FORGIVENESS. 633 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:15,580 I BELIEVE IN SECOND CHANCES. 634 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,575 WHOO. 635 00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:28,764 >> WHY YOU STANDING OUTSIDE? 636 00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,755 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 637 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,860 WHOSE BABY IS THIS, TED? 638 00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:37,963 >> REMEMBER THE SITUATION WE 639 00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:38,734 SPOKE ABOUT? 640 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,731 >> SO WHO BABY IS THIS, TED? 641 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:41,473 >> WHAT THE [bleep] ARE YOU 642 00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:42,838 GIGGLING FOR? 643 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,335 I'M AT THE SHOP, REGULAR DAY, 644 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,437 SITTING IN THE BACK OFFICE 645 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:46,738 MINDING MY BUSINESS, SCROLLING 646 00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:48,509 THROUGH INSTAGRAM, AS ALWAYS, 647 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,408 AND I COME ACROSS THE BABY PICS. 648 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:51,510 THE BABY'S HERE. 649 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,011 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK. 650 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,112 >> I WANT TO KNOW WHY THIS BABY 651 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,624 LOOK LIKE YOU. 652 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:56,775 >> [bleep] BABY DON'T LOOK LIKE 653 00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:57,883 ME. 654 00:16:57,884 --> 00:16:58,724 >> TED. 655 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,618 THE BABY GOT YOUR EYES, YOUR 656 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,220 EARS, AND YOUR NOSE, AND IT DOES 657 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:03,222 THAT [bleep] YOU BE DOING, LIKE, 658 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:04,363 WHEN YOU BE LIKE, "WHAT THE 659 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,017 [bleep]?" 660 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:05,864 LIKE, SHE GIVING YOU "WHAT THE 661 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:06,828 [bleep]?" 662 00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,026 >> IT'S TOO EARLY TO TELL IF THE 663 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,257 BABY LOOKS LIKE ME, 'CAUSE WHEN 664 00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:10,432 BABIES ARE INFANTS, THEY COULD 665 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:11,860 LOOK LIKE ANYBODY IN THE WORLD. 666 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:12,734 THEY ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE LITTLE 667 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:13,732 ALIENS TO ME. 668 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,603 >> WHOO! 669 00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:17,172 SO I'M UNCLE CEASE. 670 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:18,540 >> NO, YOU'RE NOT UNCLE CEASE 671 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,208 YET. 672 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,366 >> THAT'S HIS BABY. 673 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,013 I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY SAYS. 674 00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,678 THE DNA TEST COULD COME BACK AND 675 00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:24,576 SAY IT'S NOT HIS BABY. 676 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:25,547 THAT'S HIS BABY. 677 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,075 WE GOT TO GO BUY SOME PAMPERS, 678 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,280 SOME FORMULA. 679 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,452 >> NO. 680 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,520 >> THIS BABY IS PAYBACK FOR TED 681 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,789 [bleep] ALL THOSE WOMEN. 682 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,657 WHO IS THIS [bleep], THOUGH? 683 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:37,616 YOU CHANGE A [bleep] LIKE 684 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,994 CLOTHES, SO WHO IS SHE? 685 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,032 >> YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIGURE IT 686 00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:41,687 OUT. 687 00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:42,464 >> ALL RIGHT, I GOT TO DO THE 688 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:43,702 MATH NOW. 689 00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:44,696 >> INSTEAD OF YOU TRYING TO 690 00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:45,527 [bleep] GUESS THE NAME, WHY 691 00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:46,232 DON'T YOU JUST LOOK AT THE 692 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:46,903 PICTURE? 693 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:47,569 THE NAME IS RIGHT THERE, 694 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,767 YOU [bleep] IDIOT. 695 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,069 >> NO, TED. 696 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,610 MIRANDA LOVE? 697 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:53,265 WHOO. 698 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:54,173 >> I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE SHE 699 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:55,244 SHOULD INTRODUCE HERSELF, NOW 700 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:56,912 YOU WORKING AT MY SHOP. 701 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,149 >> SHE IS THE QUEEN OF THE 702 00:17:58,145 --> 00:17:58,805 MIXXXIES. 703 00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:01,351 TEDDY IS THE MIXXXY KILLER. 704 00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:02,878 THAT'S WHAT HIS NAME SHOULD BE. 705 00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:04,152 >> BUT HOW THE [bleep] DO I 706 00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:05,851 APPROACH HER WITH THIS TYPE OF 707 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:06,922 SITUATION? 708 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,259 >> THAT, BROTHER, IS TOTALLY ON 709 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,955 YOU, 'CAUSE YOU'RE MR. PLAYER-- 710 00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:12,527 MR. PLAYER 'CAUSE "I ADAPT IN 711 00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,425 EVERY--"ADAPT, THEN, [bleep]. 712 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,797 >> MY MIND IS JUST GOING A 713 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:16,755 MILLION MILES A MINUTE. 714 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:17,633 I'M NOT EVEN LISTENING TO CEASE 715 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:18,300 RIGHT NOW. 716 00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:19,668 LIKE, THE JOKES, EVERYTHING HE'S 717 00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,096 SAYING IS GOING IN ONE EAR, 718 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:21,800 OUT THE OTHER. 719 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:22,841 LIKE, HE'S NOT EVEN IN FRONT OF 720 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:23,535 ME RIGHT NOW. 721 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:24,296 >> I'M THROWING YOU YOUR OWN 722 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:26,174 BABY SHOWER... 723 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:27,473 IN THE STRIP JOINT. 724 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:28,214 >> I THINK YOU'RE THE WRONG 725 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,038 PERSON I SHOULD BE TALKING TO 726 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,011 ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW. 727 00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:31,309 >> WHO YOU GONNA TALK TO, PUMA? 728 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:32,851 >> HELL NO. 729 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,375 >> WALT? 730 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:36,481 EXACTLY. 731 00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:38,193 TED, WELCOME TO THE CRAZY BABY 732 00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:39,385 MAMA CLUB. 733 00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:40,986 I'M NOT ONLY A CLIENT; 734 00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,357 I'M THE PRESIDENT. 735 00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:43,185 >> I'M GOING INSIDE. 736 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:45,060 >> OHH! 737 00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:47,827 YOU DIRTY DOG! 738 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,827 [laughs] 739 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:55,697 >> OUR RELATIONSHIP, HOW ME AND 740 00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:56,902 HER ARE, LIKE, OUR RULES AND 741 00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,213 REGULATIONS ARE DIFFERENT FROM 742 00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:58,865 OTHERS, YOU KNOW? 743 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,511 >> AH, YEAH, SURE, UNTIL YOU PUT 744 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:01,637 THAT RING ON IT. 745 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:04,041 I THINK PUMA SHOULD MARRY QUANNI 746 00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:06,153 WHEN [bleep] PIGS CAN FLY 747 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,775 AND HELL FREEZES OVER. 748 00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:08,620 >> HEY! 749 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,875 >> HEY! 750 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,893 >> OHH! 751 00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,345 >> SOMETIMES I WORRY THE PEOPLE 752 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:15,864 WE LET IN THE SHOP ESCAPED FROM 753 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,455 A NUTHOUSE, BUT I'MA LET THIS 754 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,427 LADY ROCK. 755 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,313 >> I THINK I MIGHT'VE FOUND OUT 756 00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:36,278 WHAT YOUR OTHER LITTLE NICKNAME 757 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:36,936 WAS. 758 00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:37,683 >> NO, YOU DIDN'T FIND OUT. 759 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:38,477 SHUT THE [bleep] UP. 760 00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:39,648 >> OH, [bleep]. 761 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:40,506 I KNOW THE OTHER ONE. 762 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,983 DAMN, OH! 763 00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:42,851 >> PUMA, I'LL KICK YOU RIGHT IN 764 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:43,519 YOUR CHEST. 765 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:44,216 >> [laughs] 766 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:44,947 >> IT WAS WHEN HE WAS FAT AND 767 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:45,621 [bleep]. 768 00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:46,648 OH, HOLD ON. WAS IT PUDGE? 769 00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:48,023 >> SHUT THE [bleep] UP! 770 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:48,690 >> PUDGE? 771 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:49,818 >> YEAH, PUDGE. 772 00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:50,892 >> PUDGE? 773 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,890 [laughter] 774 00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:01,401 >> GROWING UP IN THE BRONX, 775 00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,371 I WAS A LITTLE CHUBBY KID, 776 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:06,710 AND THERE WAS THIS RAPPER 777 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,576 CALLED PUDGEE THA PHAT BASTARD, 778 00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:09,235 I THINK. 779 00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:10,582 I DON'T KNOW. 780 00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:12,077 I JUST KNOW PEOPLE SAID WE LOOK 781 00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:14,048 ALIKE, AND I GOT STUCK WITH THAT 782 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,946 STUPID-ASS NAME, PUDGE. 783 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:18,849 >> BUT ANYWAY, PUDGE, I STARTED 784 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:20,221 THINKING TO MYSELF, RIGHT? 785 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:20,989 >> OH, THAT'S A BAD THING. 786 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:22,017 DON'T BE STARTING THINKING, MAN. 787 00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:22,891 >> SO, LIKE, MY FRIEND RIGHT 788 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,889 HERE ALMOST WENT TO JAIL 789 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,191 BECAUSE OF THE SITUATION--WHAT 790 00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:27,032 HE HAD WITH THE YOUNG LADY HE 791 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,086 HAD HIS KID WITH, RIGHT? 792 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:28,764 >> MM-HMM. 793 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:29,901 >> MY OTHER FRIEND RIGHT HERE 794 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,296 LOST A KID AND BE GETTING, LIKE, 795 00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:35,199 ABUSED BY THE SITUATION HE HAD 796 00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:36,571 GOING ON, RIGHT? 797 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,809 SO I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, 798 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:40,265 "THE ONE THING NONE OF YOU 799 00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:43,113 [bleep] DID WAS ACTUALLY SETTLE 800 00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:44,009 DOWN WITH THE LADY AND GET 801 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:46,010 MARRIED." 802 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:48,417 >> WHAT? 803 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,315 >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 804 00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:50,016 >> WHAT? 805 00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:50,876 >> THIS [bleep] DROPPED THE "M" 806 00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,393 BOMB ON [bleep]? 807 00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:53,085 >> MAN, GET UP, MAN. 808 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:53,745 GET UP. 809 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:54,823 >> BOO! BOO! 810 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:55,661 >> KICKED OFF THE ISLAND. 811 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:56,585 >> YO, LOOK, I'M DROWNING NOW. 812 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:57,489 >> I DON'T BELIEVE IN NONE OF 813 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:58,160 THAT [bleep]. 814 00:20:58,157 --> 00:20:59,087 ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH 815 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,391 MARRIAGE, JUMPING BROOMS, 816 00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:01,493 GETTING FATHER'S PERMISSION, 817 00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:03,264 THROWING RICE, BIG CHURCHES-- 818 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,102 I DON'T BELIEVE IN NONE OF THAT 819 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:04,756 [bleep]. 820 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:05,434 MARRIAGE IS A BUNCH OF 821 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:06,232 BULL[bleep] TO TEDDY. 822 00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:07,572 YOU SERIOUS? 823 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,337 >> I'M THINKING ABOUT IT. 824 00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:10,766 >> YOU CAN BE A GOOD DADDY, 825 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:11,840 BUT YOU STILL GONNA BE A BAD 826 00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:13,338 [bleep], JUST LIKE THE REST OF 827 00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:14,010 US. 828 00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:14,666 >> MM-HMM. 829 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:15,614 >> MM-HMM. 830 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,708 I THINK PUMA SHOULD MARRY QUANNI 831 00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,880 WHEN [bleep] PIGS CAN FLY 832 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,479 AND HELL FREEZES OVER. 833 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:22,251 >> EVERYTHING THAT YOU EVER 834 00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:23,118 THOUGHT, IT WAS LIKE, "PUMA IS 835 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:23,975 NOT GONNA DO IT," HAVE I NOT 836 00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:25,023 PROVED YOU WRONG? 837 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:25,847 >> YOU'VE ONLY HAD A KID FOR, 838 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:26,522 LIKE, FOUR MONTHS NOW. 839 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:27,189 >> RIGHT. 840 00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:27,946 >> AND, LIKE, YOU AIN'T BEEN 841 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:28,624 THROUGH NOTHING. 842 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:29,761 SHE AIN'T EVEN WALKING YET. 843 00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:31,316 SHE AIN'T EVEN TALKING. 844 00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:32,834 YOU CAN'T [bleep] UP YET, 845 00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:34,785 REALLY. 846 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:35,534 >> MAKE IT THROUGH THIS-- 847 00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:36,828 MIA'S FIRST YEAR, AT LEAST. 848 00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:37,759 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 849 00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:38,704 YOU CAN REALLY SEE, 'CAUSE NOW 850 00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:39,898 Y'ALL ARE REALLY TOGETHER. 851 00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:40,829 LIKE, YOUR FIRST TIME REALLY 852 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:42,073 MOVING IN TOGETHER... 853 00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:43,138 >> QUANNI'S BEEN WITH ME THROUGH 854 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,395 EVERYTHING, AND I REALLY DO 855 00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:45,614 ADORE HER A LOT. 856 00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:46,665 WE HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER 857 00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:47,373 TOGETHER. 858 00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:48,744 SO I MIGHT AS WELL HOLD ON AND 859 00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:49,881 NEVER LET GO. 860 00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:51,136 >> WHAT YOU THINK, SASSY? 861 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:51,913 >> I LOVE QUANNI, AND I THINK 862 00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:52,681 THEY REALLY DO HAVE A REALLY 863 00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:53,349 STRONG RELATIONSHIP. 864 00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:54,346 LIKE, THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH 865 00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:55,007 CRAZY [bleep]. 866 00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:56,684 >> RELATIONSHIP, UNDERSTANDABLE, 867 00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:58,723 BUT MARRIAGE IS FOREVER, EVER, 868 00:21:58,718 --> 00:21:59,388 EVER. 869 00:21:59,386 --> 00:22:00,416 >> OUR RELATIONSHIP, HOW ME AND 870 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,050 HER ARE, LIKE, OUR RULES AND 871 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:03,164 REGULATIONS ARE DIFFERENT FROM 872 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:04,115 OTHERS, YOU KNOW? 873 00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:05,393 >> AH, YEAH, SURE, UNTIL YOU PUT 874 00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:07,732 THAT RING ON IT. 875 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:08,627 >> YOU DON'T GOT A RING ON 876 00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:10,658 DUTCHESS' FINGER, AND [bleep] IS 877 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,703 REGULATED AROUND HERE. 878 00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:16,244 >> NAH, THAT'S DIFFERENT. 879 00:22:16,235 --> 00:22:16,895 >> WHY? 880 00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:17,773 >> SHE AIN'T KNOCKED UP, 881 00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:18,940 AND WE AIN'T GETTING MARRIED. 882 00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:20,368 THAT'S THAT. 883 00:22:20,373 --> 00:22:21,173 >> HE NOT GONNA PUT A RING ON 884 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:21,973 DUTCHESS' FINGER? 885 00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:22,814 HMM. 886 00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:24,109 CEASER BETTER NOT LET DUTCHESS 887 00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:24,810 HEAR THAT. 888 00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:26,011 SHE GONNA KILL HIM. 889 00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:27,112 I KNOW THAT. 890 00:22:27,113 --> 00:22:27,853 YEAH, Y'ALL MARRIED. 891 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:28,947 [bleep], LIKE, Y'ALL 892 00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:29,618 MARRIED. 893 00:22:29,616 --> 00:22:30,476 >> Y'ALL ABOUT TO GET Y'ALL 894 00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:31,153 TATTOOS OR SOMETHING. 895 00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:31,850 >> YO, SON, LET ME ASK YOU A 896 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:32,521 QUESTION. 897 00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:33,649 IF SHE ASKS YOU TO MARRY HER, 898 00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:35,493 WHAT, YOU JUST GONNA SAY NO? 899 00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:36,258 >> HOW DID THIS TURN ABOUT ON 900 00:22:36,255 --> 00:22:36,915 ME? 901 00:22:36,923 --> 00:22:37,593 >> I'M JUST SAYING. 902 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:38,320 I'M ASKING YOU A QUESTION. 903 00:22:38,324 --> 00:22:39,134 AFTER ALL THE THINGS SHE DONE 904 00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:40,755 DID, ALL THE STUFF--SHE GOT YOUR 905 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:41,790 ASS OUT OF JAIL AND EVERYTHING-- 906 00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:42,864 IF THAT YOUNG LADY CAME UP TO 907 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:43,732 YOU AND SAID, "CEASER, WILL YOU 908 00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:44,830 MARRY ME," YOU GONNA TELL HER 909 00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:45,501 NO? 910 00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:46,468 >> WHAT? 911 00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:48,866 WHAT? 912 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:51,398 WHOA, I FELT A CHILL IN MY BODY. 913 00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:52,344 I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT 914 00:22:52,338 --> 00:22:53,008 MARRIAGE. 915 00:22:53,005 --> 00:22:53,905 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 916 00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:55,436 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 917 00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:57,382 THE FOUNDATION OF MARRIAGE IS 918 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,146 JUST A PIECE OF PAPER. 919 00:22:59,145 --> 00:23:00,545 WHY WE JUST CAN'T BE TOGETHER 920 00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:02,517 FOREVER LIKE CAVE PEOPLE? 921 00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:05,245 I GO HUNT, BRING HOME THE FOOD, 922 00:23:05,251 --> 00:23:06,791 AND YOU COOK. 923 00:23:06,786 --> 00:23:08,656 THAT'S HOW IT SHOULD BE. 924 00:23:08,655 --> 00:23:10,755 WAIT, DID THAT SOUND SEXIST? 925 00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:11,457 >> I MEAN, AT THE END OF THE 926 00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:12,318 DAY, MAN, I'M JUST TRYING TO DO 927 00:23:12,324 --> 00:23:13,364 SOMETHING RIGHT. 928 00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:15,799 I'VE DONE SO MUCH [bleep] WRONG. 929 00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:17,595 LET ME JUST FINALLY DO SOMETHING 930 00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:18,927 THE RIGHT WAY. 931 00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:20,031 >> DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW BAD 932 00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:21,602 THIS COULD TURN OUT, THOUGH? 933 00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:22,571 >> BUT DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW 934 00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:23,769 GOOD IT ACTUALLY CAN TURN OUT 935 00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:25,170 TOO? 936 00:23:25,171 --> 00:23:26,541 AND HOPEFULLY SHE'LL SAY YES. 937 00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:27,409 HOPEFULLY SHE DOESN'T RUN OUT 938 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,206 AND SAY NO, 'CAUSE THAT WOULD 939 00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:31,108 SUCK ASS, WOULDN'T IT? 940 00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:31,940 >> EITHER WAY, IT'S GONNA BE 941 00:23:31,944 --> 00:23:32,754 AWESOME. 942 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:33,745 >> RIGHT. 943 00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:34,646 >> YOU SHOULD DO THAT. 944 00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:35,647 >> YEAH, YOU KNOW-- 945 00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:36,378 >> MAN, I NEED SOME 946 00:23:36,382 --> 00:23:37,382 ENTERTAINMENT FOR THE NEXT 947 00:23:37,383 --> 00:23:39,393 COUPLE YEARS. 948 00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:51,700 >> OH, [bleep]. 949 00:23:51,698 --> 00:23:52,528 >> CEASE, YOUR APPOINTMENT'S 950 00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:53,202 HERE. 951 00:23:53,199 --> 00:23:53,929 >> OH, [bleep]. 952 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:55,173 >> OH, [bleep]. 953 00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:56,937 >> OH! 954 00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,096 HEY! 955 00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:00,774 >> all: HEY! 956 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:04,413 >> HEY! 957 00:24:04,410 --> 00:24:05,910 >> * IT GOES, ONE, TWO 958 00:24:05,912 --> 00:24:07,152 * THREE, KICK IT 959 00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:09,716 * ONE, TWO, THREE, YEAH 960 00:24:09,716 --> 00:24:11,546 >> all: HEY! 961 00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:12,991 >> YOU NEVER WHO'S GONNA SHOW UP 962 00:24:12,985 --> 00:24:14,145 IN BLACK INK. 963 00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:15,693 YOU MIGHT GET A CELEBRITY ONE 964 00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:17,988 DAY OR JUST A RANDOM PERSON ON A 965 00:24:17,990 --> 00:24:19,730 BIKE. 966 00:24:19,726 --> 00:24:21,156 >> HEY! 967 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,000 >> HEY! 968 00:24:22,995 --> 00:24:23,655 >> COME INSIDE. 969 00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:24,333 BRING THE BIKE. 970 00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:25,230 >> BRING THE BIKE. 971 00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:26,101 >> YEAH. 972 00:24:26,098 --> 00:24:27,628 >> SOMETIMES I WORRY THE PEOPLE 973 00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:29,044 WE LET IN THE SHOP ESCAPED FROM 974 00:24:29,035 --> 00:24:30,765 A NUTHOUSE, BUT I'MA LET THIS 975 00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:31,900 LADY ROCK. 976 00:24:31,904 --> 00:24:33,044 THAT WAS THE MOVES. 977 00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:33,939 >> NAH, YOU GOT THE MOVES. 978 00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:35,610 THERE WE GO. THERE WE GO. 979 00:24:35,608 --> 00:24:37,008 YEAH, LET ME HEAR THE RHYME. 980 00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:37,779 >> ARE WE GONNA HAVE TO RHYME 981 00:24:37,777 --> 00:24:38,677 TOO? 982 00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:40,148 >> PUT THE KICKSTAND ON. 983 00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:41,076 >> CHECK IT OUT. 984 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,620 >> all: HEY, HEY. 985 00:24:42,615 --> 00:24:43,245 >> OH, WIPE THE SWEAT. 986 00:24:43,249 --> 00:24:43,949 WIPE THE SWEAT OFF. 987 00:24:43,950 --> 00:24:45,950 WIPE THE SWEAT OFF. 988 00:24:55,862 --> 00:24:58,262 >> [chuckles] 989 00:25:04,203 --> 00:25:05,343 >> HEY! 990 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:06,007 HEY! 991 00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:08,575 YEAH, [bleep] AMERICA! 992 00:25:08,575 --> 00:25:11,335 >> all: HEY, HEY, HEY! 993 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,353 >> AH, AH! 994 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:18,790 >> "I'M FROM WAGNER. 995 00:25:18,785 --> 00:25:20,015 WHAT UP?" 996 00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:20,919 >> THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST [bleep] 997 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:21,590 EVER. 998 00:25:21,588 --> 00:25:22,248 YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP. 999 00:25:22,254 --> 00:25:23,794 THIS IS HARLEM FOR YOU, BABY. 1000 00:25:23,790 --> 00:25:24,720 >> YOU OVER THERE SWEATING. 1001 00:25:24,724 --> 00:25:26,534 YOU DON'T WORK OUT AND [bleep]. 1002 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:27,185 >> LIKE, "YEAH, BABY." 1003 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:29,163 >> SHE SAID, "I STOLE A SIX-PACK 1004 00:25:29,161 --> 00:25:31,531 AND I PUT IN MY COOLER." 1005 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,070 [laughs] 1006 00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:33,765 >> IT DON'T GET NO BETTER 1007 00:25:33,766 --> 00:25:34,426 THAN THAT. 1008 00:25:34,433 --> 00:25:35,133 >> IT DON'T GET NO BETTER 1009 00:25:35,134 --> 00:25:37,144 THAN THAT. 1010 00:25:50,482 --> 00:25:51,622 >> TEDDY. 1011 00:25:51,618 --> 00:25:52,418 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE IN 1012 00:25:52,418 --> 00:25:53,318 HERE, TEDDY. 1013 00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:54,649 WHAT'S WRONG, TEDDY? 1014 00:25:54,654 --> 00:25:56,324 >> EVERYTHING IS WRONG. 1015 00:25:56,322 --> 00:25:57,522 >> WHAT'S EVERYTHING? 1016 00:25:57,523 --> 00:25:59,093 >> AT THIS POINT, I FEEL LIKE 1017 00:25:59,091 --> 00:26:00,831 THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD. 1018 00:26:00,827 --> 00:26:02,557 I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE A CHILD. 1019 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,131 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS FEMALE IS 1020 00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:05,100 THINKING. 1021 00:26:05,097 --> 00:26:06,297 LIKE, IT'S JUST A COMPLETELY 1022 00:26:06,298 --> 00:26:08,068 [bleep] UP SITUATION FOR ME. 1023 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:09,437 >> EVERYTHING CAN'T BE WRONG. 1024 00:26:09,435 --> 00:26:11,365 YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME? 1025 00:26:11,370 --> 00:26:13,140 OH, GOD. 1026 00:26:13,139 --> 00:26:14,369 WHAT'S WRONG? 1027 00:26:14,373 --> 00:26:15,113 TALK TO ME. 1028 00:26:15,107 --> 00:26:17,107 TALK TO MAMA SA... 1029 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:21,780 WHO'S THAT? 1030 00:26:21,781 --> 00:26:24,551 >> THAT MIGHT BE, UM... 1031 00:26:24,550 --> 00:26:26,820 LITTLE TEDETTE RUX. 1032 00:26:26,819 --> 00:26:29,419 >> SO THERE MAY BE A BABY TEDDY 1033 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:31,461 BEAR IN THE WORLD. 1034 00:26:31,457 --> 00:26:33,457 I'M HAPPY BECAUSE, OF COURSE, 1035 00:26:33,459 --> 00:26:34,429 IT'S A BABY, AND THAT'S A 1036 00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:37,356 BLESSING, THEN I'M, LIKE, SO SAD 1037 00:26:37,363 --> 00:26:40,103 AND, LIKE, SCARED, BECAUSE I 1038 00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:41,899 KNOW HE'S NOT READY RIGHT NOW. 1039 00:26:41,901 --> 00:26:42,941 >> YOU THINK IT LOOK LIKE ME? 1040 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:44,795 >> YO, A LITTLE BIT, TEDDY, 1041 00:26:44,804 --> 00:26:46,244 FOR REAL. 1042 00:26:46,238 --> 00:26:47,638 SHE HAS REALLY, REALLY FAT 1043 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:48,540 CHEEKS. 1044 00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:49,940 SHE HAS KIND OF LIKE THOSE 1045 00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:53,052 ALMOND EYES LIKE TEDDY HAS. 1046 00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:54,775 THIS IS, LIKE, A BABY TED, 1047 00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:55,651 THOUGH. 1048 00:26:55,648 --> 00:26:57,078 >> I SPOKE WITH CEASE ABOUT IT, 1049 00:26:57,083 --> 00:26:58,123 ASKED HIM HOW HE FEELS. 1050 00:26:58,117 --> 00:26:59,047 YOU KNOW, HE JUST LAUGHED. 1051 00:26:59,051 --> 00:26:59,721 >> WHAT DID HE SAY? 1052 00:26:59,719 --> 00:27:01,089 HE'S A [bleep] ASS. 1053 00:27:01,087 --> 00:27:03,117 HE'S SUCH AN [bleep]. 1054 00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:03,992 >> I HAD TO SPEAK TO SOMEBODY 1055 00:27:03,990 --> 00:27:05,620 ELSE IN THE SHOP. 1056 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:06,464 SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, 1057 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:07,128 KID. 1058 00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:08,056 >> ARE YOU GONNA GET A PATERNITY 1059 00:27:08,060 --> 00:27:08,900 TEST DONE? 1060 00:27:08,895 --> 00:27:10,595 >> SHE TOTALLY THINKS IT'S 1061 00:27:10,596 --> 00:27:12,156 SOMEBODY ELSE. 1062 00:27:12,164 --> 00:27:13,404 LIKE, SHE DON'T THINK IT'S ME AT 1063 00:27:13,399 --> 00:27:14,069 ALL. 1064 00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:16,136 >> TEDDY IS SCARED RIGHT NOW. 1065 00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:19,635 AND BECAUSE HE'S SCARED, 1066 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:22,438 HE'S PROLONGING THE FACT OF 1067 00:27:22,441 --> 00:27:23,281 GETTING A PATERNITY TEST, 1068 00:27:23,275 --> 00:27:23,935 I FEEL LIKE. 1069 00:27:23,943 --> 00:27:24,713 I FEEL LIKE IT SHOULD'VE 1070 00:27:24,711 --> 00:27:25,611 HAPPENED ALREADY. 1071 00:27:25,611 --> 00:27:26,381 I THINK YOU NEED TO DEAL WITH 1072 00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:27,048 IT, DUDE. 1073 00:27:27,046 --> 00:27:27,806 I MEAN, ESPECIALLY IF IT'S 1074 00:27:27,814 --> 00:27:28,784 BOTHERING YOU THIS MUCH, AND, I 1075 00:27:28,781 --> 00:27:29,881 MEAN, IT'S ONLY GONNA GET WORSE. 1076 00:27:29,882 --> 00:27:30,652 AND YOU DON'T WANT TO WAIT 1077 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:31,519 LATER, YOU KNOW? 1078 00:27:31,517 --> 00:27:32,447 >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M WAITING 1079 00:27:32,451 --> 00:27:33,121 FOR. 1080 00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:34,019 IT'S LIKE--IT'S SOMETHING THAT 1081 00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:35,860 NEEDS TO BE TAKEN CARE OF ASAP, 1082 00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:37,255 BUT IT'S, LIKE, A SITUATION 1083 00:27:37,256 --> 00:27:38,186 THAT I REALLY DON'T WANT 1084 00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:38,860 TO DEAL WITH, 1085 00:27:38,858 --> 00:27:40,188 BUT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH. 1086 00:27:40,192 --> 00:27:41,562 >> THAT'S A DIFFERENT--COMPLETE 1087 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,200 DIFFERENT SCENARIO WHEN YOU HAVE 1088 00:27:43,195 --> 00:27:45,625 THE GUY COMING TO YOU LIKE, 1089 00:27:45,631 --> 00:27:47,931 "HEY, BITCH, I THINK YOU NEED A 1090 00:27:47,934 --> 00:27:49,204 PATERNITY TEST, 'CAUSE YOUR BABY 1091 00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:50,241 LOOK LIKE ME." 1092 00:27:50,236 --> 00:27:51,836 [laughs] 1093 00:27:51,838 --> 00:27:52,838 >> [bleep], YES. 1094 00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:53,709 >> THAT IT'S YOUR BABY? 1095 00:27:53,706 --> 00:27:54,366 >> YES. 1096 00:27:54,373 --> 00:27:55,273 >> OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU READY FOR 1097 00:27:55,274 --> 00:27:57,014 THAT? 1098 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,709 >> [sighs] 1099 00:27:58,711 --> 00:27:59,951 I DON'T KNOW. 1100 00:27:59,946 --> 00:28:00,776 I DON'T KNOW. 1101 00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:02,250 LIKE, WOULD I GO BACK 1102 00:28:02,248 --> 00:28:04,878 AND USE A CONDOM? 1103 00:28:04,884 --> 00:28:06,924 OF COURSE I WOULD RATHER USE A 1104 00:28:06,919 --> 00:28:08,489 CONDOM, JUST TO TAKE ME OUT OF 1105 00:28:08,487 --> 00:28:10,657 THE SUSPENSE OF POSSIBLY BEING A 1106 00:28:10,656 --> 00:28:11,456 BABY FATHER. 1107 00:28:11,457 --> 00:28:12,117 I'M SCARED. 1108 00:28:12,124 --> 00:28:13,264 >> OH, TEDDY. 1109 00:28:13,259 --> 00:28:15,329 MAYBE, YOU KNOW--MAYBE YOU DO 1110 00:28:15,327 --> 00:28:16,297 WANT A LITTLE ONE. 1111 00:28:16,295 --> 00:28:17,495 I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 1112 00:28:17,496 --> 00:28:18,896 YOU DON'T GET SENSITIVE AND 1113 00:28:18,898 --> 00:28:19,798 EMOTIONAL ABOUT [bleep]. 1114 00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:20,699 YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING? 1115 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:21,369 LIKE-- 1116 00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:22,227 >> THAT'S WHAT'S BOTHERING ME, 1117 00:28:22,234 --> 00:28:23,304 ALMOST, 'CAUSE, LIKE, [bleep], 1118 00:28:23,302 --> 00:28:24,202 YOU KNOW, DON'T BOTHER ME. 1119 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:25,203 I LAUGH AT EVERYTHING. 1120 00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:26,074 LIKE, THIS [bleep] IS NO JOKE TO 1121 00:28:26,072 --> 00:28:26,742 ME. 1122 00:28:26,739 --> 00:28:27,769 >> MAYBE THIS IS WHAT TEDDY 1123 00:28:27,774 --> 00:28:29,484 NEEDS TO GROW THE [bleep] UP 1124 00:28:29,475 --> 00:28:31,675 AND MAN UP, YOU KNOW, 1125 00:28:31,677 --> 00:28:33,077 AND BECOME TED THE MAN. 1126 00:28:33,079 --> 00:28:33,749 OH, COME HERE. 1127 00:28:33,746 --> 00:28:34,706 GIVE ME HUG. 1128 00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:36,053 HUG ME TIGHT, TEDDY. 1129 00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:37,548 COME HUG ME TIGHT. 1130 00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:39,219 AH, BUT YOU'LL BE A GOOD DADDY. 1131 00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:40,418 I KNOW YOU'LL BE A GOOD DADDY. 1132 00:28:40,419 --> 00:28:42,089 BUT DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY GET A 1133 00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:42,888 PATERNITY TEST. 1134 00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:43,789 I LOVE YOU, TEDDY RUX. 1135 00:28:43,790 --> 00:28:45,790 >> I LOVE YOU, SASSY. 1136 00:28:46,959 --> 00:28:48,129 >> I'M PROUD OF YOU, 1137 00:28:48,127 --> 00:28:49,727 LIKE, SUPER PROUD OF YOU. 1138 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:51,028 >> I'M GETTING A PATERNITY TEST 1139 00:28:51,030 --> 00:28:52,500 DONE TODAY SO THERE'S NO 1140 00:28:52,498 --> 00:28:53,598 CONFUSION. 1141 00:28:53,599 --> 00:28:54,469 RING THE BELL. SEE WHAT HAPPEN. 1142 00:28:54,466 --> 00:28:56,436 >> ALL RIGHT. 1143 00:29:05,511 --> 00:29:06,511 [slow R&B music] 1144 00:29:06,512 --> 00:29:14,522 * 1145 00:29:21,493 --> 00:29:22,433 >> WE GONNA GO IN THE FIRST ROOM 1146 00:29:22,428 --> 00:29:23,758 RIGHT HERE ON YOUR LEFT. 1147 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:24,962 DOOR RIGHT HERE. 1148 00:29:24,964 --> 00:29:26,734 SO THIS LADY COMES IN, AND SHE 1149 00:29:26,732 --> 00:29:28,132 WANTS TO GET A MERMAID TATTOOED 1150 00:29:28,134 --> 00:29:29,304 ON THE BACK OF HER NECK... 1151 00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:30,301 YOU WANT TO DO A MERMAID? 1152 00:29:30,302 --> 00:29:31,142 I'LL DRAW A NICE MERMAID FOR 1153 00:29:31,137 --> 00:29:31,797 YOU. 1154 00:29:31,804 --> 00:29:33,714 BEACH SCENE, TREASURE CHEST, 1155 00:29:33,705 --> 00:29:34,705 THE WHOLE TEN YARDS. 1156 00:29:34,706 --> 00:29:35,906 SO WHAT MADE YOU WANT TO GET THE 1157 00:29:35,908 --> 00:29:36,808 MERMAID? 1158 00:29:36,809 --> 00:29:38,479 >> I AM A MERMAID. 1159 00:29:38,477 --> 00:29:39,407 >> YOU'RE A MERMAID? 1160 00:29:39,411 --> 00:29:40,081 YOU'RE ON TWO FEET. 1161 00:29:40,079 --> 00:29:41,079 HOW ARE YOU A MERMAID? 1162 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,350 >> I WALK ON LAND, 1163 00:29:42,348 --> 00:29:43,678 AND I SWIM IN WATER. 1164 00:29:43,682 --> 00:29:45,252 >> I CAN DIG IT. 1165 00:29:45,251 --> 00:29:46,051 I GUESS SHE'S LIKE A MOISTURE 1166 00:29:46,052 --> 00:29:46,992 GODDESS, AND, YOU KNOW, I'M JUST 1167 00:29:46,986 --> 00:29:47,646 LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, YEAH, 1168 00:29:47,653 --> 00:29:48,553 I CAN DIG IT." 1169 00:29:48,554 --> 00:29:50,224 KIND OF LIKE ARIEL. 1170 00:29:50,222 --> 00:29:52,422 I'VE ONLY DONE ONE MERMAID ONCE 1171 00:29:52,424 --> 00:29:53,864 BEFORE EVER IN MY WHOLE LIFE. 1172 00:29:53,860 --> 00:29:55,290 BUT SHE WAS A DREADLOCK 1173 00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:55,964 MERMAID. 1174 00:29:55,962 --> 00:29:56,632 >> REALLY? 1175 00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:58,898 >> YEAH. 1176 00:29:58,898 --> 00:29:59,828 REALLY? 1177 00:29:59,832 --> 00:30:00,772 >> YEAH. 1178 00:30:00,766 --> 00:30:03,336 >> YOU COMING BACK TO THE LOCKS? 1179 00:30:03,335 --> 00:30:05,905 CAN'T STAY AWAY TOO LONG, RIGHT? 1180 00:30:05,905 --> 00:30:07,465 >> [bleep], WHEN YOU GONNA GET 1181 00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:08,143 SOME LOCKS? 1182 00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:09,040 >> I AIN'T GETTING NO LOCKS. 1183 00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:10,011 I DON'T GOT THE PROPER HEAD 1184 00:30:10,009 --> 00:30:11,009 SHAPE FOR THAT [bleep]. 1185 00:30:11,010 --> 00:30:12,440 >> [laughs] 1186 00:30:12,444 --> 00:30:13,684 MAYBE LULU CAN GET 'EM WHEN SHE 1187 00:30:13,679 --> 00:30:15,149 GETS OLDER OR SOMETHING. 1188 00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:15,807 >> [giggles] 1189 00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:16,884 >> MAYBE, MAYBE. 1190 00:30:16,883 --> 00:30:17,583 WHO KNOWS? 1191 00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:18,993 I THINK LULU IS GONNA JUST LOVE 1192 00:30:18,985 --> 00:30:19,785 THE CURL. 1193 00:30:19,785 --> 00:30:22,085 NOT SEEING LULU HAS BEEN SO 1194 00:30:22,088 --> 00:30:23,088 HARD. 1195 00:30:23,089 --> 00:30:24,759 LIKE, WITH EVERYTHING GOING ON 1196 00:30:24,756 --> 00:30:26,656 WITH MY GUN CHARGE, I'M WORRIED 1197 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:28,388 ABOUT WHETHER--IF AND WHEN-- 1198 00:30:28,394 --> 00:30:30,204 I CAN EVER SEE LULU AGAIN. 1199 00:30:30,196 --> 00:30:32,226 I MISS LULU WAKING ME UP EVERY 1200 00:30:32,231 --> 00:30:34,171 DAY, ASKING ME FOR A HUG AND A 1201 00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:35,096 KISS. 1202 00:30:35,101 --> 00:30:36,741 I MISS LULU TELLING ME THAT 1203 00:30:36,735 --> 00:30:38,095 SHE'S A PRINCESS, ASKING ME TO 1204 00:30:38,104 --> 00:30:39,044 COOK HER BREAKFAST EVERY 1205 00:30:39,038 --> 00:30:39,708 MORNING. 1206 00:30:39,705 --> 00:30:40,735 >> NO TWO MERMAIDS LOOK THE 1207 00:30:40,739 --> 00:30:41,739 SAME, RIGHT? 1208 00:30:41,740 --> 00:30:42,410 >> NO. 1209 00:30:42,408 --> 00:30:43,238 >> SO THE ONE THAT YOU DID LAST 1210 00:30:43,242 --> 00:30:44,082 TIME IS NOT GONNA LOOK LIKE THIS 1211 00:30:44,076 --> 00:30:44,736 ONE. 1212 00:30:44,743 --> 00:30:45,883 >> IT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE IT. 1213 00:30:45,878 --> 00:30:47,708 I KNOW IF IT WASN'T FOR LULU, 1214 00:30:47,713 --> 00:30:49,053 I WOULD'VE DEFINITELY BEEN 1215 00:30:49,048 --> 00:30:50,178 RUNNING STREETS, DOING WAY MORE 1216 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:51,452 RECKLESS [bleep] THAN I'M DOING 1217 00:30:51,450 --> 00:30:53,390 RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE AFTER LULU 1218 00:30:53,385 --> 00:30:55,185 WAS BORN, I KNEW WHAT I HAD TO 1219 00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:57,587 DO TO PROVIDE FOR LULU, BECAUSE 1220 00:30:57,589 --> 00:30:58,759 AT THE END OF THE DAY, 1221 00:30:58,757 --> 00:30:59,587 I'M HER FATHER. 1222 00:30:59,591 --> 00:31:00,931 I KNOW THAT I HAVE TO TAKE CARE 1223 00:31:00,927 --> 00:31:01,627 OF HER. 1224 00:31:01,627 --> 00:31:03,027 AND NO ONE ELSE IS GONNA DO THE 1225 00:31:03,029 --> 00:31:04,099 THINGS THAT I'M GONNA DO FOR 1226 00:31:04,096 --> 00:31:04,896 LULU. 1227 00:31:04,897 --> 00:31:06,897 [sniffles] 1228 00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:14,214 DON'T BE SCURRED. 1229 00:31:22,114 --> 00:31:23,754 >> WHOO! 1230 00:31:23,749 --> 00:31:25,749 MM, MM, MM. 1231 00:31:28,921 --> 00:31:30,661 >> I HOPE NOT. 1232 00:31:30,656 --> 00:31:32,216 AND IF YOU ARE, I'M NOT LIABLE 1233 00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:34,234 FOR THAT [bleep], MAN. 1234 00:31:50,142 --> 00:31:51,282 ALL RIGHT, I'MA JUST WIPE YOU 1235 00:31:51,277 --> 00:31:52,437 ALL OFF, LET YOU TAKE A LOOK AT 1236 00:31:52,444 --> 00:31:53,954 IT, SEE WHAT YOU THINK, 1237 00:31:53,946 --> 00:31:55,306 AND THEN CAN SEND YOU 1238 00:31:55,314 --> 00:31:58,084 ON YOUR WAY. 1239 00:31:58,084 --> 00:31:59,324 >> MM. 1240 00:31:59,318 --> 00:32:01,148 OH, MY. 1241 00:32:01,153 --> 00:32:03,923 SHE'S GORGEOUS. 1242 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:04,592 >> SHE'S HOT? 1243 00:32:04,590 --> 00:32:05,260 >> SHE'S HOT. 1244 00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:06,027 >> HELL, YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I 1245 00:32:06,025 --> 00:32:06,685 MEAN. 1246 00:32:06,692 --> 00:32:07,432 ALL RIGHT, DO YOUR DOUGIE. 1247 00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:09,426 >> RIGHT. 1248 00:32:14,866 --> 00:32:15,696 >> THANKS FOR COMING WITH ME, 1249 00:32:15,701 --> 00:32:16,641 SHORT NOTICE [bleep]. 1250 00:32:16,635 --> 00:32:17,595 >> OF COURSE. OF COURSE. 1251 00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:18,703 >> I NEEDED A FEMALE TO COME 1252 00:32:18,704 --> 00:32:19,374 WITH ME. 1253 00:32:19,371 --> 00:32:20,211 YOU KNOW I COULDN'T BRING NONE 1254 00:32:20,206 --> 00:32:20,866 OF MINE FOR THIS. 1255 00:32:20,872 --> 00:32:21,572 [both laugh] 1256 00:32:21,573 --> 00:32:22,473 I'M GETTING A PATERNITY TEST 1257 00:32:22,474 --> 00:32:24,184 DONE TODAY SO THERE'S NO 1258 00:32:24,176 --> 00:32:25,606 CONFUSION. 1259 00:32:25,611 --> 00:32:27,251 THIS IS MY FIRST TIME, AND I 1260 00:32:27,246 --> 00:32:28,246 SURE AS HELL DON'T WANT TO GO 1261 00:32:28,247 --> 00:32:29,217 THROUGH THIS ALONE. 1262 00:32:29,215 --> 00:32:29,875 >> ARE YOU READY? 1263 00:32:29,881 --> 00:32:30,781 LIKE, WHAT IF IT COMES BACK 1264 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:31,582 POSITIVE? 1265 00:32:31,583 --> 00:32:32,783 >> I'M NOT READY FOR [bleep], 1266 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:34,654 BUT IF IT DO COME BACK POSITIVE, 1267 00:32:34,653 --> 00:32:36,163 I HAVE NO CHOICE. 1268 00:32:36,155 --> 00:32:37,155 THERE'S NOTHING TO THINK ABOUT, 1269 00:32:37,156 --> 00:32:38,116 NOTHING TO SECOND-GUESS. 1270 00:32:38,124 --> 00:32:39,794 LIKE, I'M A FATHER. 1271 00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:41,061 >> I'M PROUD OF YOU, 1272 00:32:41,060 --> 00:32:43,260 LIKE, SUPER PROUD OF YOU. 1273 00:32:43,262 --> 00:32:45,002 >> I TAKE THIS SITUATION VERY 1274 00:32:44,997 --> 00:32:46,397 SERIOUS BECAUSE MY FATHER WAS A 1275 00:32:46,398 --> 00:32:47,798 COMPLETE PIECE OF [bleep]. 1276 00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:51,039 I SAW HIM MAYBE THREE OR FOUR 1277 00:32:51,037 --> 00:32:52,137 TIMES MY WHOLE LIFE. 1278 00:32:52,138 --> 00:32:53,908 I REFUSE TO HAVE ANY CHILD OF 1279 00:32:53,905 --> 00:32:55,135 MINE GROW UP LIKE THAT. 1280 00:32:55,141 --> 00:32:55,971 I WANT TO GIVE MY CHILD 1281 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,884 EVERYTHING THAT I DIDN'T HAVE. 1282 00:32:57,876 --> 00:33:00,576 >> YOU SAID 6311, RIGHT? 1283 00:33:00,579 --> 00:33:01,809 SOMEBODY'S DOING THIS OUT OF 1284 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:02,983 THEIR BACK BEDROOM. 1285 00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:03,751 YOU FOUND THIS? 1286 00:33:03,749 --> 00:33:05,319 >> YEAH. 1287 00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:06,547 IT'S THE NUMBER-ONE PLACE, 1288 00:33:06,552 --> 00:33:08,292 THOUGH, IN NEW YORK CITY. 1289 00:33:08,287 --> 00:33:09,117 RING THE BELL. SEE WHAT HAPPEN. 1290 00:33:09,121 --> 00:33:09,891 >> ALL RIGHT. 1291 00:33:09,888 --> 00:33:12,658 I DON'T EVEN HEAR NOBODY. 1292 00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:13,488 >> OH, HERE COME--THIS DUDE'S 1293 00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:16,232 CEASER RIGHT HERE. 1294 00:33:16,228 --> 00:33:18,228 >> [bleep] IS GOING ON HERE? 1295 00:33:31,177 --> 00:33:32,177 [driving hip-hop music] 1296 00:33:32,178 --> 00:33:39,288 * 1297 00:33:39,285 --> 00:33:39,945 >> RING THE BELL. 1298 00:33:39,951 --> 00:33:40,621 SEE WHAT HAPPEN. 1299 00:33:40,619 --> 00:33:42,589 >> ALL RIGHT. 1300 00:33:42,588 --> 00:33:45,588 I DON'T EVEN HEAR NOBODY. 1301 00:33:45,591 --> 00:33:46,831 NO! 1302 00:33:46,825 --> 00:33:51,695 [laughs] 1303 00:33:51,697 --> 00:33:53,167 HI. 1304 00:33:53,165 --> 00:33:53,965 >> IS SOMEBODY THERE? 1305 00:33:53,965 --> 00:33:54,825 >> YES, TED. 1306 00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:56,843 COME ON. 1307 00:33:59,238 --> 00:34:00,138 >> WHAT, ARE YOU TAKING PICTURES 1308 00:34:00,139 --> 00:34:00,869 OF ME? 1309 00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:01,542 >> [giggles] 1310 00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:03,010 YES, FOR THE BABY. 1311 00:34:03,008 --> 00:34:03,708 [both laughing] 1312 00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:04,809 >> I'D HAVE BROUGHT CEASE FOR 1313 00:34:04,810 --> 00:34:05,880 THAT. 1314 00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:06,807 THAT'S SOME [bleep]. 1315 00:34:06,812 --> 00:34:08,412 >> WHAT? 1316 00:34:08,414 --> 00:34:09,584 WHAT IF IT COMES TRUE 1317 00:34:09,581 --> 00:34:10,381 AND SHE'S YOURS? 1318 00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:11,422 THEN I CAN BE LIKE, "THIS IS THE 1319 00:34:11,417 --> 00:34:13,387 DAY YOUR DADDY FOUND OUT HE WAS 1320 00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:14,115 YOUR DADDY." 1321 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:14,950 >> I DON'T THINK SHE WANT TO SEE 1322 00:34:14,953 --> 00:34:16,263 MY FACE, THOUGH. 1323 00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:17,155 SHE MIGHT NOT BE HAPPY WITH MY 1324 00:34:17,156 --> 00:34:17,816 FACE. 1325 00:34:17,823 --> 00:34:18,593 LIKE, "DADDY DON'T LOOK TOO 1326 00:34:18,590 --> 00:34:19,260 HAPPY." 1327 00:34:19,258 --> 00:34:20,288 >> OH, MY GOD. 1328 00:34:20,292 --> 00:34:21,032 WHEN YOU READY TO COME OUT, 1329 00:34:21,026 --> 00:34:22,356 PIMP, I'MA BE RIGHT HERE. 1330 00:34:22,361 --> 00:34:23,531 BUT GOOD LUCK. 1331 00:34:23,529 --> 00:34:24,299 >> THANK YOU, SASSY. 1332 00:34:24,296 --> 00:34:26,296 >> YOU'RE WELCOME. 1333 00:34:29,135 --> 00:34:30,765 >> IN THE LAST PAST THREE 1334 00:34:30,769 --> 00:34:31,899 MONTHS, DID YOU HAVE A BLOOD 1335 00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:32,843 TRANSFUSION? 1336 00:34:32,838 --> 00:34:33,668 >> NO. 1337 00:34:33,672 --> 00:34:35,212 >> BONE MARROW TRANSPLANT? 1338 00:34:35,207 --> 00:34:36,007 >> NO. 1339 00:34:36,007 --> 00:34:36,907 A LOT OF PEOPLE GROWING UP IN 1340 00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:38,538 THE GHETTO, I DON'T KNOW WHY WE 1341 00:34:38,544 --> 00:34:39,614 DON'T HAVE FATHERS. 1342 00:34:39,611 --> 00:34:40,651 I REALLY DON'T GET IT. 1343 00:34:40,646 --> 00:34:43,146 I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW A MALE 1344 00:34:43,149 --> 00:34:44,379 CAN BRING A CHILD INTO THIS 1345 00:34:44,383 --> 00:34:45,983 WORLD AND NOT BE THERE FOR IT. 1346 00:34:45,984 --> 00:34:46,854 I'LL DEFINITELY BE THERE FOR MY 1347 00:34:46,852 --> 00:34:48,852 CHILD IF THE CHILD IS MINE. 1348 00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:53,290 [sighs] 1349 00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:02,930 >> ALEX. 1350 00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:03,844 >> HEY. 1351 00:35:03,835 --> 00:35:04,765 >> WHAT'S GOOD, BABE? 1352 00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:05,940 >> WHAT'S GOOD? 1353 00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:07,067 >> [bleep], THOUGH, 1354 00:35:07,072 --> 00:35:08,012 I APPRECIATE YOU COMING BACK 1355 00:35:08,006 --> 00:35:08,736 HERE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1356 00:35:08,740 --> 00:35:09,410 >> THANKS. 1357 00:35:09,408 --> 00:35:10,408 IT FEELS HELLA WEIRD BEING HERE. 1358 00:35:10,409 --> 00:35:11,109 >> YEAH, YOU WAS LIKE-- 1359 00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:11,809 YOU'RE LIKE-- 1360 00:35:11,810 --> 00:35:12,540 >> I'M LIKE, "I'M BACK 1361 00:35:12,544 --> 00:35:13,314 AT BLACK INK? 1362 00:35:13,312 --> 00:35:13,982 OH, MY GOD." 1363 00:35:13,979 --> 00:35:15,679 >> WITH BLACK INK, YOU KNOW, 1364 00:35:15,681 --> 00:35:17,221 I WOULD SAY, LIKE, I'D USE IT 1365 00:35:17,216 --> 00:35:19,416 AS, LIKE, MY FIRST STEP INTO 1366 00:35:19,418 --> 00:35:20,988 EXACTLY WHAT I WANT TO DO. 1367 00:35:20,986 --> 00:35:22,816 I WANT TO REALLY, LIKE, LEARN 1368 00:35:22,821 --> 00:35:23,921 MORE ABOUT THIS WHOLE 1369 00:35:23,922 --> 00:35:24,592 PHOTOGRAPHY THING. 1370 00:35:24,590 --> 00:35:25,520 I REALLY LOVE IT. 1371 00:35:25,524 --> 00:35:26,264 I WANT TO REALLY PERFECT MY 1372 00:35:26,258 --> 00:35:26,928 CRAFT. 1373 00:35:26,925 --> 00:35:28,485 I INVITED ALEX TO THE SHOP. 1374 00:35:28,494 --> 00:35:30,304 SHE AGREED TO BE MY MODEL TODAY, 1375 00:35:30,296 --> 00:35:31,226 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, TO HELP ME 1376 00:35:31,230 --> 00:35:32,030 OUT WITH MY PHOTOGRAPHY AND 1377 00:35:32,030 --> 00:35:32,830 STUFF LIKE THAT, WHICH I THINK 1378 00:35:32,831 --> 00:35:33,901 IS PRETTY COOL. 1379 00:35:33,899 --> 00:35:34,599 I APPRECIATE YOU COMING 1380 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:35,430 THROUGH, YOU KNOW. 1381 00:35:35,434 --> 00:35:36,474 >> I BROUGHT A DRESS TODAY, 1382 00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:38,268 NOTHING CRAZY, BUT JUST 1383 00:35:38,270 --> 00:35:39,640 SOMETHING A LITTLE OUT OF THE 1384 00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:41,508 ORDINARY THAT MAYBE WE CAN SHOOT 1385 00:35:41,507 --> 00:35:43,277 TOGETHER THAT CAN GIVE US AN 1386 00:35:43,275 --> 00:35:45,335 IDEA OF WHERE WE WANT TO TAKE 1387 00:35:45,344 --> 00:35:46,014 IT. 1388 00:35:46,011 --> 00:35:46,681 >> YEAH. 1389 00:35:46,678 --> 00:35:48,108 >> SEEING WALTER AT THE TATTOO 1390 00:35:48,113 --> 00:35:50,683 SHOP IS A LITTLE EERIE FOR ME. 1391 00:35:50,682 --> 00:35:52,022 SO MUCH NEGATIVE [bleep] HAS 1392 00:35:52,017 --> 00:35:53,917 HAPPENED THERE, SO TO WALK IN 1393 00:35:53,919 --> 00:35:55,189 THERE FOR THE FIRST TIME, 1394 00:35:55,187 --> 00:35:57,187 I STILL FELT IT. 1395 00:35:57,189 --> 00:35:59,089 OKAY, LET'S DO THIS. 1396 00:35:59,090 --> 00:35:59,960 >> OW! 1397 00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:01,958 HEY! 1398 00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,230 >> I'M GONNA TAKE MY SHOES OFF 1399 00:36:03,229 --> 00:36:04,529 SO WE CAN DO, LIKE, A BAREFOOT, 1400 00:36:04,530 --> 00:36:06,230 BUT WE CAN DO ANYWHERE. 1401 00:36:06,232 --> 00:36:07,002 >> YEAH, I WANTED TO TAKE YOU 1402 00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:07,668 SOMEWHERE. 1403 00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:08,766 LIKE, YOU GOT THIS DRESS ON. 1404 00:36:08,767 --> 00:36:09,797 I NEED YOU IN, LIKE, SOME REAL, 1405 00:36:09,801 --> 00:36:10,671 LIKE, NICE LITTLE GRITTY 1406 00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:11,799 BACKGROUND, THOUGH, 1407 00:36:11,803 --> 00:36:13,873 SO YOU CAN JUST STAND OUT. 1408 00:36:13,872 --> 00:36:14,972 >> I'LL LEAVE IT UP TO YOU. 1409 00:36:14,973 --> 00:36:15,873 YOU'RE THE PHOTOGRAPHER. 1410 00:36:15,874 --> 00:36:17,644 >> I MEAN, WE CAN DO A COUPLE 1411 00:36:17,643 --> 00:36:18,613 OF SHOTS HERE, BUT, YOU KNOW 1412 00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:19,450 WHAT I MEAN, I ALSO WOULD LIKE 1413 00:36:19,445 --> 00:36:20,305 TO TRY TO DO SOMETHING IN 1414 00:36:20,312 --> 00:36:21,752 ANOTHER BACKDROP, AS OPPOSED TO 1415 00:36:21,747 --> 00:36:23,447 JUST THE BLACK INK, YOU KNOW? 1416 00:36:23,449 --> 00:36:25,449 >> LET'S DO IT. 1417 00:36:27,586 --> 00:36:28,416 >> OH, HERE COME--THIS DUDE'S 1418 00:36:28,420 --> 00:36:29,150 CEASER RIGHT HERE. 1419 00:36:29,154 --> 00:36:31,164 [buzzing] 1420 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:36,960 >> [bleep] IS GOING ON HERE? 1421 00:36:40,566 --> 00:36:41,726 >> I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY 1422 00:36:41,733 --> 00:36:43,173 PHOTO THING, SO WE ABOUT TO GO 1423 00:36:43,168 --> 00:36:44,868 CHECK OUT A FEW SPOTS AROUND. 1424 00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:45,800 >> HOW LONG Y'ALL PLAN TO STAY 1425 00:36:45,804 --> 00:36:46,474 HERE? 1426 00:36:46,472 --> 00:36:47,442 >> JUST HAD HER MEET ME HERE. 1427 00:36:47,439 --> 00:36:48,269 LIKE, I WASN'T SHOOTING HERE. 1428 00:36:48,274 --> 00:36:49,074 I WAS JUST GONNA HAVE HER MEET 1429 00:36:49,074 --> 00:36:49,744 ME HERE. 1430 00:36:49,741 --> 00:36:50,481 >> THIS IS KIND OF AWKWARD, 1431 00:36:50,476 --> 00:36:51,606 AIN'T IT? 1432 00:36:51,610 --> 00:36:52,380 YOU CAN SEE SHE AIN'T 1433 00:36:52,378 --> 00:36:53,038 COMFORTABLE. 1434 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:53,914 YOU COMFORTABLE, ALEX? 1435 00:36:53,912 --> 00:36:54,582 >> I'M GOOD. 1436 00:36:54,580 --> 00:36:55,580 YOU GOOD? 1437 00:36:55,581 --> 00:36:57,581 >> NAH, NOT REALLY. 1438 00:36:59,718 --> 00:37:01,288 YO, TAKE CARE OF THAT [bleep]. 1439 00:37:01,287 --> 00:37:02,087 I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. 1440 00:37:02,087 --> 00:37:03,557 >> YEAH, YEAH. 1441 00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:05,355 >> YOU GONNA BRING ALEX TO THE 1442 00:37:05,357 --> 00:37:07,157 SHOP AFTER I FIRED HER? 1443 00:37:07,158 --> 00:37:08,158 MM-MM. 1444 00:37:08,159 --> 00:37:09,659 HE BETTER STRAIGHTEN UP, 1445 00:37:09,661 --> 00:37:11,831 OR HE MIGHT BE OUT TOO. 1446 00:37:20,606 --> 00:37:21,506 >> THIS IS KIND OF AWKWARD, 1447 00:37:21,507 --> 00:37:22,637 AIN'T IT? 1448 00:37:22,641 --> 00:37:23,441 YOU CAN SEE SHE AIN'T 1449 00:37:23,442 --> 00:37:24,112 COMFORTABLE. 1450 00:37:24,109 --> 00:37:25,079 YOU COMFORTABLE, ALEX? 1451 00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:25,776 >> I'M GOOD. 1452 00:37:25,777 --> 00:37:27,147 YOU GOOD? 1453 00:37:27,145 --> 00:37:28,345 >> NAH, NOT REALLY. 1454 00:37:28,347 --> 00:37:30,047 NOW, I KNOW WALT IS NOT THE 1455 00:37:30,048 --> 00:37:32,818 BRIGHTEST CRAYON IN THE WHOLE 1456 00:37:32,818 --> 00:37:35,518 BUNCH, BUT YOU GONNA BRING ALEX 1457 00:37:35,521 --> 00:37:37,691 TO THE SHOP AFTER I FIRED HER? 1458 00:37:37,689 --> 00:37:38,889 MM-MM. 1459 00:37:38,890 --> 00:37:40,490 HE BETTER STRAIGHTEN UP, 1460 00:37:40,492 --> 00:37:42,362 OR HE MIGHT BE OUT TOO. 1461 00:37:42,361 --> 00:37:43,191 >> I JUST WANTED TO MEET UP WITH 1462 00:37:43,194 --> 00:37:43,864 HER. 1463 00:37:43,862 --> 00:37:44,532 >> HOLD UP. HOLD UP. 1464 00:37:44,530 --> 00:37:45,230 I'MA DEAL WITH YOU LATER. 1465 00:37:45,230 --> 00:37:46,400 YO, LISTEN, ALEX, I GOT NOTHING 1466 00:37:46,398 --> 00:37:47,498 PERSONAL BETWEEN ME AND YOU. 1467 00:37:47,499 --> 00:37:48,869 ALL THAT PERSONAL [bleep] IS 1468 00:37:48,867 --> 00:37:49,797 BETWEEN YOU AND DUTCHESS. 1469 00:37:49,801 --> 00:37:50,841 I AIN'T GOT [bleep] TO DO WITH 1470 00:37:50,836 --> 00:37:51,636 THAT [bleep]. 1471 00:37:51,637 --> 00:37:52,567 AS FAR AS Y'ALL GO, 1472 00:37:52,571 --> 00:37:54,411 THAT'S BETWEEN Y'ALL. 1473 00:37:54,406 --> 00:37:55,866 AS FAR AS THIS BUSINESS GO, THIS 1474 00:37:55,874 --> 00:37:56,684 [bleep] IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE 1475 00:37:56,675 --> 00:37:58,035 HAPPENING, HOMEY. 1476 00:37:58,043 --> 00:37:58,713 >> ALL RIGHT. 1477 00:37:58,710 --> 00:37:59,380 >> YO, TAKE CARE OF THAT 1478 00:37:59,378 --> 00:38:00,048 [bleep]. 1479 00:38:00,045 --> 00:38:00,775 I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. 1480 00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:01,979 >> YEAH, YEAH. 1481 00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:03,080 >> WALT'S LUCKY, 1482 00:38:03,081 --> 00:38:04,551 'CAUSE USUALLY WHEN I COME IN, 1483 00:38:04,550 --> 00:38:06,820 I'M USUALLY WITH DUTCHESS. 1484 00:38:06,818 --> 00:38:08,088 AND IF I WAS WITH DUTCHESS 1485 00:38:08,086 --> 00:38:10,056 TODAY, [bleep] WOULD'VE HIT THE 1486 00:38:10,055 --> 00:38:11,015 FAN. 1487 00:38:11,022 --> 00:38:11,892 >> THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T WANT TO 1488 00:38:11,890 --> 00:38:13,090 SHOOT YOU IN THE SHOP. 1489 00:38:13,091 --> 00:38:13,931 THAT'S WHY I WANTED TO TAKE YOU 1490 00:38:13,925 --> 00:38:15,255 SOMEWHERE ELSE, 'CAUSE I KNEW 1491 00:38:15,260 --> 00:38:16,660 Y'ALL GUYS GOT Y'ALL TENSION 1492 00:38:16,662 --> 00:38:17,602 GOING ON. 1493 00:38:17,596 --> 00:38:19,256 >> CEASER WALKED IN AND DID HIS 1494 00:38:19,264 --> 00:38:21,434 LITTLE BOYISH RANT WITH WALTER. 1495 00:38:21,433 --> 00:38:23,173 BUT I FORGOT: 1496 00:38:23,168 --> 00:38:23,998 I'M DEALING WITH A LITTLE KID 1497 00:38:24,002 --> 00:38:25,772 HERE, NOT A GROWN MAN. 1498 00:38:25,771 --> 00:38:26,441 >> YOU GOT YOUR STUFF, 1499 00:38:26,438 --> 00:38:27,238 EVERYTHING YOU NEED, RIGHT? 1500 00:38:27,238 --> 00:38:28,068 >> MM-HMM, I'M READY WHENEVER 1501 00:38:28,073 --> 00:38:28,743 YOU ARE. 1502 00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:29,710 >> ALL RIGHT, LET ME GET MY 1503 00:38:29,708 --> 00:38:30,438 COAT AND ALL THAT STUFF. 1504 00:38:30,442 --> 00:38:31,212 >> OKAY. 1505 00:38:31,209 --> 00:38:33,139 >> I'M LIKE CEASER'S PINCUSHION 1506 00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:34,284 RIGHT NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1507 00:38:34,279 --> 00:38:35,279 I'M THE ONE HE TAKES ALL HIS 1508 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:36,080 FRUSTRATION OUT ON, 1509 00:38:36,081 --> 00:38:37,351 SO, AGAIN, WALT 1510 00:38:37,349 --> 00:38:38,449 DOES ANYTHING, IT'S THE WORST 1511 00:38:38,450 --> 00:38:39,590 THING IN THE WORLD. 1512 00:38:39,585 --> 00:38:40,385 >> GONNA GO BANG OUT SOME 1513 00:38:40,386 --> 00:38:41,046 PICTURES. 1514 00:38:41,052 --> 00:38:42,922 >> YEAH. 1515 00:38:42,921 --> 00:38:44,091 I JUST WANT TO SAY, YOU KNOW, 1516 00:38:44,089 --> 00:38:44,959 I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT WHOLE 1517 00:38:44,956 --> 00:38:46,486 LITTLE--YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1518 00:38:46,492 --> 00:38:47,962 >> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT HIM 1519 00:38:47,959 --> 00:38:49,229 COMING AT YOU THAT WAY? 1520 00:38:49,227 --> 00:38:50,497 >> HE GOT A LOT GOING ON RIGHT 1521 00:38:50,496 --> 00:38:51,926 NOW AND ALL THAT STUFF, SO... 1522 00:38:51,930 --> 00:38:52,800 >> EVERYBODY HAS [bleep] GOING 1523 00:38:52,798 --> 00:38:53,468 ON. 1524 00:38:53,465 --> 00:38:54,195 >> I MEAN, I DON'T TRY-- 1525 00:38:54,199 --> 00:38:55,029 I AIN'T TRY TO MAKE NO EXCUSES 1526 00:38:55,033 --> 00:38:55,703 FOR NOBODY, 1527 00:38:55,701 --> 00:38:56,371 BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS. 1528 00:38:56,368 --> 00:38:58,038 LIKE, YOU AND CEASE HAVE HISTORY 1529 00:38:58,036 --> 00:38:59,036 AND ALL THIS STUFF, AND NOW THAT 1530 00:38:59,037 --> 00:39:00,837 HE IS WITH DUTCHESS OR WHATEVER, 1531 00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:01,769 YOU THINK YOU AND HER WILL EVER 1532 00:39:01,773 --> 00:39:03,013 BE ABLE TO SIT DOWN AND CHOP IT 1533 00:39:03,008 --> 00:39:03,678 UP OR WHATEVER? 1534 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:05,335 >> IN ALL HONESTY, AS FAR AS 1535 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:08,383 THAT GIRL, THINGS WITHOUT REMEDY 1536 00:39:08,380 --> 00:39:10,080 SHOULD GO WITHOUT REGARDS, 1537 00:39:10,081 --> 00:39:11,521 AND THAT'S HOW SHE IS, 1538 00:39:11,517 --> 00:39:13,487 WITHOUT REGARDS. 1539 00:39:13,485 --> 00:39:14,985 >> LIKE I SAID, MAN, 1540 00:39:14,986 --> 00:39:15,946 I WANT TO DO THIS SHOOT, 1541 00:39:15,954 --> 00:39:17,124 AND THAT'S WHAT I'MA DO. 1542 00:39:17,122 --> 00:39:17,992 AND I DON'T GIVE A [bleep] ABOUT 1543 00:39:17,989 --> 00:39:18,659 NONE OF THAT. 1544 00:39:18,657 --> 00:39:19,387 I MEAN, IT WOULD BE NICE FOR 1545 00:39:19,391 --> 00:39:20,261 Y'ALL TO, LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT I 1546 00:39:20,258 --> 00:39:21,128 MEAN, PATCH THAT [bleep] UP, 1547 00:39:21,126 --> 00:39:22,556 BUT I UNDERSTAND IF IT CAN'T, 1548 00:39:22,561 --> 00:39:23,231 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1549 00:39:23,228 --> 00:39:24,128 THAT'S LIFE. 1550 00:39:24,129 --> 00:39:26,129 THAT'S HOW I FEEL. 1551 00:39:30,335 --> 00:39:33,905 [camera shutter clicking] 1552 00:39:33,905 --> 00:39:35,335 >> CEASE AND I HAVE BEEN FRIENDS 1553 00:39:35,340 --> 00:39:36,940 AND WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER WAY 1554 00:39:36,942 --> 00:39:38,312 BEFORE DUTCHESS EVER CAME IN THE 1555 00:39:38,309 --> 00:39:40,309 PICTURE. 1556 00:39:40,311 --> 00:39:41,781 THE ONLY TIME ME AND CEASER 1557 00:39:41,780 --> 00:39:43,380 STARTED GOING DOWNHILL IS WHEN 1558 00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:45,221 DUTCHESS DECIDED TO MAKE IT AN 1559 00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:46,916 ISSUE, TRYING TO PAINT ME AS THE 1560 00:39:46,918 --> 00:39:48,688 BAD GUY, BUT, IN REALITY, 1561 00:39:48,687 --> 00:39:49,387 IT'S THE ONE WITH THE 1562 00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:51,587 PAINTBRUSH. 1563 00:39:51,590 --> 00:39:53,160 [camera shutter clicks] 1564 00:39:53,158 --> 00:39:55,188 ALL THIS STEMS FROM PEOPLE NOT 1565 00:39:55,193 --> 00:39:57,263 BEING MATURE ENOUGH TO SIT DOWN 1566 00:39:57,262 --> 00:39:58,602 AND TALK. 1567 00:39:58,597 --> 00:39:59,627 >> * 'CAUSE IT'S LOOKING LIKE * 1568 00:39:59,631 --> 00:40:00,901 * IT'S MADE FOR TV * 1569 00:40:00,899 --> 00:40:02,699 * AY-YO, AY-YO 1570 00:40:02,701 --> 00:40:04,301 >> * SOME VIDEO 1571 00:40:04,302 --> 00:40:05,402 >> * FAST, FAST 1572 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:06,073 * THEN I GOT TO GO 1573 00:40:06,071 --> 00:40:07,011 * AND TELL HER 1574 00:40:07,005 --> 00:40:07,765 >> WHY CAN'T DUTCHESS JUST 1575 00:40:07,773 --> 00:40:10,783 GROW UP? 1576 00:40:10,776 --> 00:40:11,576 'CAUSE THE ONLY ONE WHO'S 1577 00:40:11,577 --> 00:40:12,707 LOOKING LIKE A REAL JACKASS 1578 00:40:12,711 --> 00:40:13,981 RIGHT NOW IS HER. 1579 00:40:13,979 --> 00:40:14,749 I LIKE THESE. 1580 00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:15,476 I LIKE THESE. 1581 00:40:15,481 --> 00:40:16,151 HIGH FIVE. 1582 00:40:16,147 --> 00:40:18,147 GOOD JOB. 1583 00:40:21,019 --> 00:40:21,949 >> HAS TO BE A ARGUMENT OR SOME 1584 00:40:21,953 --> 00:40:23,093 TYPE OF DISPUTE WITH YOU. 1585 00:40:23,088 --> 00:40:24,258 I CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS 1586 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:24,915 WITH YOU. 1587 00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:25,993 >> I KNOW, AND YOU DON'T HAVE 1588 00:40:25,991 --> 00:40:26,761 TO. 1589 00:40:26,758 --> 00:40:27,988 >> [bleep] LIKE THIS MAKE ME 1590 00:40:27,993 --> 00:40:29,433 MISS THE SINGLE LIFE. 1591 00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:31,427 >> I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY. 1592 00:40:33,499 --> 00:40:34,929 >> TODAY'S THE DAY. 1593 00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:35,773 GOT TO SEE WHETHER I'M GETTING 1594 00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:37,597 INDICTED OR NOT, SEE IF I GOT 1595 00:40:37,603 --> 00:40:38,943 TO TELL MY BABY "DADDY'S GOING 1596 00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:40,237 AWAY," OR "DADDY'S HERE TO 1597 00:40:40,238 --> 00:40:40,908 STAY." 1598 00:40:40,906 --> 00:40:41,736 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL'S 1599 00:40:41,740 --> 00:40:43,740 GONNA HAPPEN WHEN I GO IN THERE.