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Adult Adam: Back in the '80s,
I was a creative force.
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I directed mini-blockbusters...
I'll fix it in post.
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...starred in school plays,
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and wrote masterpieces
late into the night.
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But that changed
when I got a job.
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I was a singing waiter
at a '50s diner,
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which meant my only
creative outlet was this.
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Together: ♪ On the islands,
there's no ifs, ands, or buts ♪
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♪ We're gonna get coconuts ♪
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Yeah, it was the same song
and dance,
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but I gave it my all...
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[ Alarm blaring ]
...every day.
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♪ We're gonna get coconuts ♪
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Every single day.
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♪ Coconuts ♪
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Like every one of them.
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♪ ...conuts ♪
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Even my mom saw the light
dying in my eyes,
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so she did
what always worked --
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inspired me
with a grand purchase.
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Beverly: Surprise!
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I bought you Apple's
first portable computer.
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Portable?
That looks huge.
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Oh, it's only 16
barely-back-breaking pounds.
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You can take it anywhere
as long as you stretch first.
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And isn't that
incredibly expensive?
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Big time, but with this, you'll
open doors to your imagination.
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PC World called it,
"Powerful and cumbersome."
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I think I'm all set.
Nonsense.
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You need to get back to
your real passion -- writing.
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Let me just turn this on
for you.
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[ Computer chirps, whirs ]
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Ah, listen
to all that metal working.
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Yeah, I'm just not
really feeling
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the juices flowing today,
so...
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Then let Mama be your muse.
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Drink me in
and then write about
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the white-hot love
I bring out in you.
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You certainly
elicit a response.
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Then put me in a script.
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You could pen the sequel
to "Throw Momma from the Train."
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Only this time,
keep her on the train.
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What a fun idea.
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You start hacking away at that,
while I run upstairs
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and put the finishing touches
on giving up.
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Schmoo, come back!
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This thing can go anywhere.
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Oh.
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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
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♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say ♪
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- - Captions by VITAC --
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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It was January 11,
1980-something,
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and Erica was meeting
with her new mom group.
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So, after I switched
nipple creams,
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he finally latched onto me,
no problem.
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Oh, if parenthood has
taught me anything,
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it's that there is
a cream for everything.
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[ Laughter ]
Yep, creams.
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There's so much excitement
in those little tubes.
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Oh, Barb, by the way,
how are your hemorrhoids?
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Yeah, I'm not really comfortable
right now.
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Oh, how rude of me.
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I didn't even offer you a pillow
to sit on to ease the pain.
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I, too, have bottom issues,
so, you know.
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O-kay, any other topic
of conversation?
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I've got one.
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Anyone else sensing the dynamic
of our mom group is a bit off?
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I know exactly what you mean,
Cynthia.
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I'm not sure you do.
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Diane was supposed to be
on snack duty,
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and here I am with nary
a Fig Newton to chew on.
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Oh, look at the time.
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Yeah, I think
I've gotta go, too.
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But we just got started.
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Should we talk about
next week?
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Maybe a wine bar?
I pour a heavy Grigio.
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Erica, it's time to have
that conversation.
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Okay, well, bye, Barb.
Bye, Trish.
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What's this conversation
everyone's saying we're due for?
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Barbara: Bye, Erica.
[ Door closes ]
Look, sweetie --
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Is it about Trish's
postpartum night sweats?
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'Cause maybe don't overshare
so much, girlfriend.
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Gosh, I'm so glad we have
this group
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to make us feel
not so alone.
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Yeah. Can you take the baby
for her nap, please?
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Diaper and nap duty in one day?
Sign me up!
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Ha-ha! Your husband ruined
your dumb lady group.
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Did you make yourself
a campfire treat?
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The microwave makes
the marshmallows crazy sticky,
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much like the situation
you find yourself in.
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I know. It's a mom group,
and he's not a mom.
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Figure it out, my guy.
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Blech!
12 s'mores is one too many.
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But I just don't have
the heart to tell him
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that no one wants him here.
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Maybe you can?
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Well, I'd happily break
his heart into a million pieces,
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but you asked me,
so now I don't wanna.
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Come on. Just take him
to hang with the JTP.
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Well, it is
Andy Cogan's birthday.
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Yes, do that.
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She went right down.
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Barbara's intermittent rocking
technique totally helped.
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I can't wait to tell everyone
at our parent group.
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Mom group.
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As Erica wanted to get rid
of Geoff,
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my mom was about to take in
some real drama at school.
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I bring news.
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Ms. Cinoman is taking
a leave of absence
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to produce
her one-woman show,
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"Loneliness:
A Love Story With Myself."
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I read an early draft.
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One of the characters
was wine.
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She's a giant mess.
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But the immediate issue
is the Winter Gourd Fest.
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These Quakers will
really celebrate anything.
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We have no one to direct
our musical program.
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I have the perfect solution.
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Uh, my son is in a creative rut,
but it's been well-documented
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that he's a genius
in all things entertainment.
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Not so fast.
My production of "Oklahoma!"
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inspired the school's newspaper
cleverly worded review
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"OK is Okay."
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Well,
the choice is clear.
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It's Adam,
and nobody else wants the job.
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I can do it.
I spent four years studying
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at the Royal Academy
of Dramatic Art in London.
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Adam accepts.
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And I absolutely adore
gourds.
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Plus, I minored in theater,
which is a major accomplishment.
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You are all way more qualified
than I imagined.
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Yeah, but it's gonna be
my Schmoo, or so help me,
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I will burn this school to ashes
with all of you in it.
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I withdraw.
Not worth it.
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I have no doubt
she would do it.
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Ah! Yay!
My boy earned his place,
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and all of you
support him.
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And just like that,
I was back at William Penn.
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Only problem was it was under
very false pretenses.
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And here we are.
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Adam:
I don't understand.
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Why would Alyssa Milano
want to meet me here?
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I lied.
But congratulations!
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You're the new director
of Winter Gourd Fest.
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You may thank
and kiss me now.
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Mom,
I appreciate the thought,
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but I've always hated
Winter Gourd Fest.
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It's by far my least favorite
of the four annual gourd shows.
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But here you can immerse
yourself in the dramatic arts
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without having to take orders
for cheese fries.
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I don't know.
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I have Tuesday and Thursday
afternoons off, I guess.
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He said yes.
He said yes!
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Don't make it seem
like a marriage proposal.
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How many kids signed up
to audition?
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Too many to count
on one finger.
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Let's see what
we're working with.
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Turns out, a pretty mixed bag.
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♪ I'm just a gourd ♪
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♪ A lonely, lonely gourd ♪
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♪ A butternut squash
who longs to be adored ♪
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Thank you.
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I'm doing it.
The doctors were wrong about me.
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Thank you.
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♪ I take my scythe
and I cut the wheat ♪
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♪ And I bring it home,
and the wheat, I eat ♪
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♪ And it tastes so sweet ♪
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♪ And I think that's neat ♪
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♪ That wheat would taste
so sweet to eat ♪
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Thank you.
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While I had my work
cut out for me,
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Barry was working on getting
Geoff back in the JTP.
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JTP reunited
with Geoff.
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Together:
JTP reunited with Geoff!
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Hey, what's with
the video tape?
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Oh, Muriel rolled over,
and I got it on film.
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Should we ask the bartender
to play it on that TV?
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I will!
She said, "No."
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We are gathered here to support
the birth of Andy Cogan
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by watching his favorite sport,
ladies wrestling.
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Is this "GLOW," the "Gorgeous
Ladies of Wrestling" from TV?
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No, this is PLOW --
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The Pennsylvania Ladies
of Wrestling.
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'Cause we're all gonna get
plowed tonight.
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Barkeep, a round of your
least-finest tequila.
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Drinky-drink!
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Uh, ma'am, pull back
one of those tequilas
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and set me up
with a tall milk.
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Milk? But how will you make
bad decisions
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and say things
you regret?
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What if Erica calls
with a baby emergency?
Like what?
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Like she says her first word,
but it's a full sentence,
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and it's complicated
and disturbing,
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like, "Why does God
allow pain to exist?"
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Maybe the answer is
in this shot glass.
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Put 'em back,
boys and dairy lovers.
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Hey, want to buy us
a drink?
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Uh, hell yeah.
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Uh, ladies, this is Andy.
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It's his birthday.
Yeah, it is.
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And he likes strange women
walking up to him.
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Yeah, I do.
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And he's currently
very single.
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Yeah, I am.
Geoff: Not me, though.
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I got a wife and kid
at home.
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You want to see a photo
of my little one?
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Be warned,
you will "aww" from cuteness.
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Eh, it's probably
for the best.
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Those ladies seemed
a tad eager.
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Yeah, we hate that.
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So much.
It's my birthday, dude.
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And now,
ladies and mostly gentlemen,
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prepare to get PLOW-ed!
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Yes!
It's starting!
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First up, Gemstone
vs. Sandra Day O'Slaughter!
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Okay, Gemstone is my favorite.
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I once saw her crush
a watermelon with her thighs.
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Best picnic ever!
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It's exciting because women
usually work it out by talking.
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[ Bell dings ]
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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- Go, Sandra!
- Go, Gemstone!
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Go, both of you!
Everybody wins!
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[ Crowd shouting indistinctly ]
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Yeah, I think
I'm just gonna take off.
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Guys?
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[ All cheering ]
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Alright, see ya.
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♪♪
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As Geoff was out for the count,
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I was finishing up
my own number.
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Together:
♪ We're gonna get coconuts ♪
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I heard several
full conversations
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throughout my performance,
so thanks for that.
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Yeah, we gotta talk.
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You've been recast.
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Here's your new
scene partner.
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You mean a dance number
with a mop,
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like Fred Astaire
with a hat rack?
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No,
you're the new janitor.
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Now moppy-mop.
Wait, what?
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Dude, some people just aren't
meant to be entertainers.
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Like, specifically you.
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But that's my whole thing.
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I'm a triple threat.
I act, I write, I direct.
248
00:08:36,688 --> 00:08:39,149
You're still a triple threat.
Mop, rinse, bucket.
249
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Watch out, dirt.
250
00:08:41,067 --> 00:08:42,110
[ Gasps ]
251
00:08:42,110 --> 00:08:44,154
There's
my prince of gourds.
252
00:08:44,154 --> 00:08:46,156
Here's the thing --
I ain't doing that.
253
00:08:46,156 --> 00:08:48,658
Directing a musical tribute
to pumpkins and squash
254
00:08:48,658 --> 00:08:50,618
is an opportunity
of a lifetime.
255
00:08:50,618 --> 00:08:51,911
Is it?
256
00:08:51,911 --> 00:08:53,413
Is it?
257
00:08:53,413 --> 00:08:54,998
I'm actually asking the question
because I don't know
258
00:08:54,998 --> 00:08:56,374
what anything means anymore.
259
00:08:56,374 --> 00:08:59,419
Fine. Who says
that the Winter Gourd Fest
260
00:08:59,419 --> 00:09:01,337
has to be about gourds?
261
00:09:01,337 --> 00:09:02,380
I think everybody.
262
00:09:02,380 --> 00:09:03,673
Nonsense.
263
00:09:03,673 --> 00:09:06,134
Cold-weather vegetables
are merely a suggestion.
264
00:09:06,134 --> 00:09:07,594
Really?
So I can do anything?
265
00:09:07,594 --> 00:09:11,306
Since you seem slightly sad,
I will say yes for now
266
00:09:11,306 --> 00:09:13,058
and then deal
with the certain fallout.
267
00:09:13,058 --> 00:09:15,643
Oh, Mama, you did it again!
Yes!
268
00:09:15,643 --> 00:09:18,146
And whatever you come up with
will surely celebrate
269
00:09:18,146 --> 00:09:20,607
the most perfect person
in your life.
270
00:09:20,607 --> 00:09:22,484
I'll humor you
with a maybe.
271
00:09:22,484 --> 00:09:24,027
To my new burly computer.
272
00:09:24,027 --> 00:09:26,112
With that,
I got to work on an idea
273
00:09:26,112 --> 00:09:28,782
that had been rattling around
in my head forever.
274
00:09:28,782 --> 00:09:31,284
I stayed up all night and wrote
what future generations
275
00:09:31,284 --> 00:09:33,244
will hail
as a masterpiece.
276
00:09:33,244 --> 00:09:34,412
[ Angelic chorus sings ]
277
00:09:34,412 --> 00:09:37,749
I present to you
"Blade Runner: The Musical"!
278
00:09:37,749 --> 00:09:39,125
Any questions?
279
00:09:39,125 --> 00:09:41,169
There were more than a few.
280
00:09:41,169 --> 00:09:42,921
Adam F. Goldberg
is back, baby!
281
00:09:45,090 --> 00:09:48,301
Geoff's night out with the JTP
hadn't exactly gone as planned.
282
00:09:48,301 --> 00:09:49,636
Hey, hon.
283
00:09:49,636 --> 00:09:51,221
How was being
with your best buds?
284
00:09:51,221 --> 00:09:52,263
Much better
than sitting around
285
00:09:52,263 --> 00:09:53,556
with a bunch of moms,
am I right?
286
00:09:53,556 --> 00:09:54,682
It was terrible.
287
00:09:54,682 --> 00:09:56,142
We're completely
different people now.
288
00:09:56,142 --> 00:09:58,144
Like, different in a way
you still want to hang out
289
00:09:58,144 --> 00:09:59,771
on Saturday evenings
at 5:00 p. m.?
290
00:09:59,771 --> 00:10:01,439
They're so immature.
291
00:10:01,439 --> 00:10:02,857
They wanted to watch
ladies wrestle,
292
00:10:02,857 --> 00:10:04,359
possibly in mud.
293
00:10:04,359 --> 00:10:06,402
Sweetie, I don't mind
if you watch ladies wrestling
294
00:10:06,402 --> 00:10:07,654
every Saturday night.
295
00:10:07,654 --> 00:10:09,072
You can even wrestle
with them.
296
00:10:09,072 --> 00:10:09,948
Anyway, how was
the parent group?
297
00:10:09,948 --> 00:10:11,866
It was better
than usual.
298
00:10:11,866 --> 00:10:14,744
Lots of estrogen,
everyone felt comfortable.
299
00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:16,538
Ah, we're so lucky
to have them.
300
00:10:16,538 --> 00:10:18,206
With that,
it was time for Erica
301
00:10:18,206 --> 00:10:19,624
to tell her husband the truth.
302
00:10:19,624 --> 00:10:21,501
Or go find Barry
and make him do it.
303
00:10:21,501 --> 00:10:22,961
What the hell, dude?
304
00:10:22,961 --> 00:10:25,505
You were supposed to yank Geoff
back into the JTP.
305
00:10:25,505 --> 00:10:27,340
Dadhood has ruined him.
306
00:10:27,340 --> 00:10:29,175
He used to just be
an anxious buzzkill.
307
00:10:29,175 --> 00:10:30,468
Now he's a full-blown
party pooper.
308
00:10:30,468 --> 00:10:32,303
Maybe you guys
are the poopers.
309
00:10:32,303 --> 00:10:33,930
And stop worrying about Geoff
and grow up.
310
00:10:33,930 --> 00:10:35,849
I am fully grown.
311
00:10:35,849 --> 00:10:37,559
Mom's friend said so.
312
00:10:37,559 --> 00:10:39,477
Look, Geoff's a dad now.
313
00:10:39,477 --> 00:10:41,229
And maybe someday God will have
a sense of humor
314
00:10:41,229 --> 00:10:42,480
and make you one,
as well.
315
00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:44,107
So why not learn about
where he's coming from
316
00:10:44,107 --> 00:10:45,608
before you kick him
to the curb?
317
00:10:45,608 --> 00:10:46,734
You're right.
318
00:10:46,734 --> 00:10:48,987
He's more than a dork
married to a shrew.
319
00:10:48,987 --> 00:10:51,197
He's also a lame dad.
320
00:10:51,197 --> 00:10:52,407
I've got some thinking
to do.
321
00:10:52,407 --> 00:10:54,576
While Barry considered
growing up,
322
00:10:54,576 --> 00:10:56,369
my production
of "Blade Runner: The Musical"
323
00:10:56,369 --> 00:10:57,662
was coming to life.
324
00:10:57,662 --> 00:10:59,956
I'm inviting you all to take
a journey with me,
325
00:10:59,956 --> 00:11:02,584
and I appreciate
your complete trust.
326
00:11:02,584 --> 00:11:04,794
I'm only here because my mom
can't pick me up until 4:00.
327
00:11:04,794 --> 00:11:07,881
Yes, the stage summons us all
for different reasons.
328
00:11:07,881 --> 00:11:09,382
Should we be doing
an R-rated movie
329
00:11:09,382 --> 00:11:11,009
that we're not
legally allowed to see?
330
00:11:11,009 --> 00:11:12,468
Anyone with a good question?
331
00:11:12,468 --> 00:11:13,678
Yeah, it says here
332
00:11:13,678 --> 00:11:15,805
I'm supposed to be
crushing this dude's skull.
333
00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:17,056
Why?
Simple.
334
00:11:17,056 --> 00:11:18,600
Your creator can't stop
335
00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:21,060
the ticking clock
of your robot life expiring
336
00:11:21,060 --> 00:11:23,771
because the code embedded
in your DNA is irreversible.
337
00:11:23,771 --> 00:11:25,315
Got it?
Okay, and why?
338
00:11:25,315 --> 00:11:26,649
Let's take it from the top.
339
00:11:26,649 --> 00:11:28,484
Deckard,
am I a replicant?
340
00:11:28,484 --> 00:11:30,445
Some say
you're a repli-can't.
341
00:11:30,445 --> 00:11:32,739
But I say
you're a repli-can!
342
00:11:32,739 --> 00:11:35,408
♪ She's a robot,
I'm enchanted ♪
343
00:11:35,408 --> 00:11:37,577
♪ My memories
have been implanted ♪
344
00:11:37,577 --> 00:11:41,372
♪ And I have
a short lifespan ♪
345
00:11:41,372 --> 00:11:45,668
♪ So enjoy life
if you can ♪
346
00:11:45,668 --> 00:11:47,962
Together:
♪ Yes, you repli-can ♪
347
00:11:47,962 --> 00:11:49,505
♪ Yes, you repli-can ♪
348
00:11:49,505 --> 00:11:51,299
♪ Don't say you repli-can't ♪
349
00:11:51,299 --> 00:11:53,051
♪ You repli-can ♪
350
00:11:53,051 --> 00:11:55,637
Stop!
Tara, that was too human.
351
00:11:55,637 --> 00:11:57,388
Yeah, I felt that, too.
352
00:11:57,388 --> 00:11:58,932
Also,
what's a replicant?
353
00:11:58,932 --> 00:12:00,600
[ School bell rings ]
Take five, guys.
354
00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:02,477
There's
my Andrew Lloyd Treasure.
355
00:12:02,477 --> 00:12:04,854
Flowers typically are given
after we open.
356
00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:08,650
Oh, I don't need an occasion
to throw roses to my maestro.
357
00:12:08,650 --> 00:12:11,110
Next stop, Broadway.
358
00:12:11,110 --> 00:12:14,030
Next, next stop,
the Tony Awards.
359
00:12:14,030 --> 00:12:15,698
And then I corner Streisand
and force her
360
00:12:15,698 --> 00:12:17,617
to be best friends,
and then we swap clothes,
361
00:12:17,617 --> 00:12:19,911
and she gets all jealous
because I wore them better.
362
00:12:19,911 --> 00:12:21,287
Probably none of that,
363
00:12:21,287 --> 00:12:22,956
but thanks for
believing in me, Mama.
364
00:12:22,956 --> 00:12:26,793
Aww, it's what
a good mama does.
365
00:12:26,793 --> 00:12:29,963
Pulls her baby back
from the dinner-theater abyss
366
00:12:29,963 --> 00:12:31,381
and lets him shine again
367
00:12:31,381 --> 00:12:33,341
in front of a room
full of children.
368
00:12:33,341 --> 00:12:36,177
Ignoring the specifics,
I really think this might be
369
00:12:36,177 --> 00:12:37,679
the greatest thing
I've ever made.
370
00:12:37,679 --> 00:12:40,181
Well, you're the greatest thing
I've ever made,
371
00:12:40,181 --> 00:12:42,600
right here,
in my Adam factory.
372
00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,435
While I was feeling
on top of the world,
373
00:12:44,435 --> 00:12:46,396
Barry was trying
to get to the bottom
374
00:12:46,396 --> 00:12:48,106
of what was going on
with Geoff.
375
00:12:48,106 --> 00:12:51,859
My sister has challenged us
to become more like Geoff.
376
00:12:51,859 --> 00:12:52,860
Kind and inquisitive?
377
00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:54,070
Obsessively
law-abiding?
378
00:12:54,070 --> 00:12:55,822
Afraid to be
on a balcony?
379
00:12:55,822 --> 00:12:58,491
I'm talking about knowing
what it's like to have a baby.
380
00:12:58,491 --> 00:13:00,827
No, not your birds-and-bees
speech again.
381
00:13:00,827 --> 00:13:02,578
It's uncomfortable,
and it's mostly wrong.
382
00:13:02,578 --> 00:13:04,455
How are we supposed
to instantly understand
383
00:13:04,455 --> 00:13:05,581
what it's like
to be a father?
384
00:13:05,581 --> 00:13:07,792
With the help of
the cinematic romp
385
00:13:07,792 --> 00:13:09,294
"Three Men and a Baby."
386
00:13:09,294 --> 00:13:11,254
It was the classic '80s comedy
387
00:13:11,254 --> 00:13:12,880
starring
three clueless bachelors
388
00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,799
figuring out how
to take care of a baby,
389
00:13:14,799 --> 00:13:17,885
and the JTP studied hard,
learning the art of diapering,
390
00:13:17,885 --> 00:13:19,929
powdering,
and singing babies to sleep.
391
00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:21,639
Then it was time
to try it themselves.
392
00:13:21,639 --> 00:13:23,224
This is boring.
393
00:13:23,224 --> 00:13:25,101
How are we supposed to practice
being dads if she's asleep?
394
00:13:25,101 --> 00:13:27,020
I mean,
we could wake her up.
395
00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:30,481
Erica gave us very specific
babysitting details.
396
00:13:30,481 --> 00:13:31,983
Which I left downstairs.
397
00:13:31,983 --> 00:13:33,568
Now,
let's wake this baby.
398
00:13:33,568 --> 00:13:36,029
And so the JTP
applied everything
399
00:13:36,029 --> 00:13:37,405
they remembered
from the movie,
400
00:13:37,405 --> 00:13:39,574
which was, unfortunately,
not much.
401
00:13:39,574 --> 00:13:41,075
They forgot how to put
on a diaper,
402
00:13:41,075 --> 00:13:43,619
then they got into
a powder fight -- a long one.
403
00:13:43,619 --> 00:13:46,205
But eventually,
they did remember one thing.
404
00:13:46,205 --> 00:13:47,999
Together:
♪ Goodnight, sweetheart ♪
405
00:13:47,999 --> 00:13:51,044
♪ Well, it's time to go ♪
406
00:13:51,044 --> 00:13:52,754
♪ Ba-dum, ba-dum ♪
407
00:13:52,754 --> 00:13:57,967
♪ I hate to leave you,
but I really must say ♪
408
00:13:57,967 --> 00:14:02,764
♪ Goodnight, sweetheart,
goodnight ♪
409
00:14:02,764 --> 00:14:04,891
Crazy as it was, it worked.
410
00:14:04,891 --> 00:14:06,893
And they couldn't wait
to tell Geoff.
411
00:14:06,893 --> 00:14:08,394
JTP?
What are you doing here?
412
00:14:08,394 --> 00:14:10,104
Surprise!
413
00:14:10,104 --> 00:14:12,106
We "Three Men and a Baby"-ed
your daughter!
414
00:14:12,106 --> 00:14:13,191
But with four men.
415
00:14:13,191 --> 00:14:14,817
At one point,
it was five men
416
00:14:14,817 --> 00:14:16,319
'cause the pizza delivery guy
used your bathroom.
417
00:14:16,319 --> 00:14:17,987
Erica, I thought you said
you got a babysitter?
418
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:19,489
I did.
The JTP.
419
00:14:19,489 --> 00:14:20,865
So they could see
what you're going through.
420
00:14:20,865 --> 00:14:21,866
And we definitely
did!
421
00:14:21,866 --> 00:14:23,284
We woke up Muriel
422
00:14:23,284 --> 00:14:24,660
just to see what parents
have to deal with.
423
00:14:24,660 --> 00:14:25,703
You woke her up?!
424
00:14:25,703 --> 00:14:27,205
To feed her, bro.
425
00:14:27,205 --> 00:14:29,665
For future reference, she is not
a fan of black forest cake.
426
00:14:29,665 --> 00:14:30,708
What are you
talking about?
427
00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:31,793
It's a rich
chocolate sponge cake
428
00:14:31,793 --> 00:14:32,877
with cream
and cherry filling.
429
00:14:32,877 --> 00:14:34,337
I know what
a black forest cake is!
430
00:14:34,337 --> 00:14:36,422
But that's not meant
for a newborn, you dopes!
431
00:14:36,422 --> 00:14:37,465
Whoa!
432
00:14:37,465 --> 00:14:39,550
We were just learning
to be dads,
433
00:14:39,550 --> 00:14:41,928
like Steve Guttenberg,
Ted Danson, and Magnum, P.I.
434
00:14:41,928 --> 00:14:43,262
And now we totally get
435
00:14:43,262 --> 00:14:44,931
everything you were
boring us with.
436
00:14:44,931 --> 00:14:46,057
We're the same as you,
Geoff.
437
00:14:46,057 --> 00:14:47,475
No, you're not!
438
00:14:47,475 --> 00:14:49,310
I'm worried about Muriel
every second --
439
00:14:49,310 --> 00:14:50,436
for good reason,
apparently --
440
00:14:50,436 --> 00:14:52,271
while you guys don't have
a care in the world!
441
00:14:52,271 --> 00:14:55,108
Wait. You think we don't
worry about stuff?
442
00:14:55,108 --> 00:14:58,069
After four years, I'm still
folding red jeans at the Gap.
443
00:14:58,069 --> 00:14:59,612
I was there when
the mannequins had heads.
444
00:14:59,612 --> 00:15:01,072
I've seen it all.
445
00:15:01,072 --> 00:15:04,117
I just turned 22 and I haven't
had a relationship besides
446
00:15:04,117 --> 00:15:05,368
the will-they-won't-they
tension
447
00:15:05,368 --> 00:15:07,745
I have with my grandma's
in-home healthcare worker.
448
00:15:07,745 --> 00:15:10,164
And being naked is not as easy
as it used to be.
449
00:15:10,164 --> 00:15:11,749
I have a court date.
450
00:15:11,749 --> 00:15:13,417
I'm not totally sure I'm allowed
to be with your baby.
451
00:15:13,417 --> 00:15:15,586
I feel like that's something you
should've mentioned earlier.
452
00:15:15,586 --> 00:15:18,005
Well, none of you
are babysitting ever again.
453
00:15:18,005 --> 00:15:20,591
And, to be honest,
I don't really want to
hang out with you, either.
454
00:15:20,591 --> 00:15:23,177
While things were cooling off
with Geoff and the JTP,
455
00:15:23,177 --> 00:15:24,720
the drama with
"Blade Runner: The Musical"
456
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:25,847
was just heating up.
457
00:15:25,847 --> 00:15:27,431
We have a major problem.
458
00:15:27,431 --> 00:15:29,517
Adam's musical is causing
an uproar.
459
00:15:29,517 --> 00:15:30,810
Everybody's
talking about it,
460
00:15:30,810 --> 00:15:32,979
especially since I took out
that full-page ad
461
00:15:32,979 --> 00:15:34,480
in the Jenkintown Gazette.
462
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:36,941
I read that,
and I seriously doubt
463
00:15:36,941 --> 00:15:40,570
that Rex Reed said, "Look out!
Broadway has another Schmoo!"
464
00:15:40,570 --> 00:15:42,405
Plus, he's already
burned through
465
00:15:42,405 --> 00:15:45,158
the entire theater budget
for the year.
466
00:15:45,158 --> 00:15:47,201
I'm canceling the senior trip
to Maryland.
467
00:15:47,201 --> 00:15:48,244
Oh, hell no!
468
00:15:48,244 --> 00:15:49,620
Mama needs
her crab cakes.
469
00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:51,414
And the parents are
in a real tizzy.
470
00:15:51,414 --> 00:15:53,207
One's asking,
"Why does our daughter
471
00:15:53,207 --> 00:15:54,667
have to run through
a plate glass window?"
472
00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:56,794
That's just
breakaway glass.
473
00:15:56,794 --> 00:15:59,881
We practiced with Barry at home,
and he was mostly fine.
474
00:15:59,881 --> 00:16:03,634
The Winter Gourd Fest is back on
and Adam's getting replaced.
475
00:16:03,634 --> 00:16:06,012
Yes!
It's Glascott-o-clock!
476
00:16:06,012 --> 00:16:07,054
Andrea, you're up.
477
00:16:07,054 --> 00:16:08,806
On deck
and ready to go.
478
00:16:08,806 --> 00:16:10,349
Welp,
I'm off to fire him.
479
00:16:10,349 --> 00:16:11,726
No!
480
00:16:11,726 --> 00:16:13,686
Damn it!
I'll do it.
481
00:16:13,686 --> 00:16:16,272
It'll soften the blow
coming from his mama.
482
00:16:16,272 --> 00:16:18,399
There's my
indestructible Schmoo
483
00:16:18,399 --> 00:16:21,277
who accepts life's triumphs
and defeats
484
00:16:21,277 --> 00:16:22,320
with the same amount
of grace.
485
00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:24,363
Which scarf says
brilliant director more,
486
00:16:24,363 --> 00:16:25,948
cream or off-cream?
487
00:16:25,948 --> 00:16:27,575
The choice is too hard.
You should quit.
488
00:16:27,575 --> 00:16:29,493
What?
I just need to pick.
489
00:16:29,493 --> 00:16:32,580
Oh, no. The pressure they put on
you to make these decisions...
490
00:16:32,580 --> 00:16:33,706
No. No.
491
00:16:33,706 --> 00:16:35,208
You should quit.
Never!
492
00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:37,043
This is gonna be
my magnum opus.
493
00:16:37,043 --> 00:16:39,086
That the world
isn't ready for.
494
00:16:39,086 --> 00:16:41,130
Better to quit now
and just save it for later.
495
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,632
What's all this
quitting talk?
496
00:16:42,632 --> 00:16:45,176
Oh, boy.
Um, how do I say this?
497
00:16:45,176 --> 00:16:46,677
Um, Adam, you...
498
00:16:46,677 --> 00:16:49,138
You're f--
499
00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:51,432
Adam, you're fired.
500
00:16:51,432 --> 00:16:53,351
Principal Ball is
shutting down the show.
501
00:16:53,351 --> 00:16:54,352
I've failed as a mother.
502
00:16:54,352 --> 00:16:55,770
I enabled you
with too much praise,
503
00:16:55,770 --> 00:16:56,854
and you took it too far.
504
00:16:56,854 --> 00:16:59,023
I'm sorry.
505
00:16:59,023 --> 00:17:00,942
Okay.
506
00:17:00,942 --> 00:17:03,402
First I was demoted
to janitor.
507
00:17:03,402 --> 00:17:06,489
Now I'm being fired from
something I actually care about.
508
00:17:06,489 --> 00:17:08,282
[ Sighs ]
509
00:17:08,282 --> 00:17:10,159
Maybe I'm really not supposed
to do this anymore.
510
00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:14,705
♪♪
511
00:17:16,958 --> 00:17:18,960
They say,
"The show must go on."
512
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:21,128
And it did. Just without me.
513
00:17:21,128 --> 00:17:23,422
Horror of horrors!
What are you doing?
514
00:17:23,422 --> 00:17:24,757
Accepting my fate.
515
00:17:24,757 --> 00:17:26,509
I'm just a mop jockey now.
516
00:17:26,509 --> 00:17:28,594
God. Well, thanks to
the middle-class bubble
517
00:17:28,594 --> 00:17:31,305
I raised you in,
you know nothing of mopping.
518
00:17:31,305 --> 00:17:33,516
With the water and the soap
and that rinse-y thing,
519
00:17:33,516 --> 00:17:35,768
I'm sure I'll figure it out
after a few weeks.
520
00:17:35,768 --> 00:17:37,937
Major school emergency.
521
00:17:37,937 --> 00:17:41,023
The children refuse to musically
honor the mighty gourd.
522
00:17:41,023 --> 00:17:42,900
John,
what are you saying?
523
00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:46,320
I'm saying that Adam inspired
them with his adult robot tale,
524
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,114
and they won't perform
anything else.
525
00:17:48,114 --> 00:17:49,615
Really?
526
00:17:49,615 --> 00:17:50,866
You need to get down there
and put on a show.
527
00:17:50,866 --> 00:17:52,410
Uh...I don't know.
528
00:17:52,410 --> 00:17:54,245
I do.
529
00:17:54,245 --> 00:17:55,997
Adam, you're re-hired.
530
00:17:55,997 --> 00:17:57,790
And so, thanks to my mom,
531
00:17:57,790 --> 00:18:00,042
I made it just in time
to see a packed theater
532
00:18:00,042 --> 00:18:02,128
and a stage full of actors
singing the songs
533
00:18:02,128 --> 00:18:03,379
I worked so hard on.
534
00:18:03,379 --> 00:18:08,426
♪ I'm a blade runner ♪
535
00:18:08,426 --> 00:18:11,137
♪ I'm running on a blade ♪
536
00:18:11,137 --> 00:18:13,889
And they actually sounded
pretty great.
537
00:18:13,889 --> 00:18:16,058
Maybe the spark I was missing
was there all along.
538
00:18:16,058 --> 00:18:18,477
♪ I'm a Nexus-6 named Pris ♪
539
00:18:18,477 --> 00:18:22,565
♪ I can do tricks
just like this ♪
540
00:18:22,565 --> 00:18:25,192
Together:
♪ Blade runner ♪
541
00:18:25,192 --> 00:18:28,446
♪ Bl-Bl-Bl-Bl-Blaaaaade runner ♪
542
00:18:28,446 --> 00:18:30,531
[ Cheers and applause ]
543
00:18:30,531 --> 00:18:32,742
♪♪
544
00:18:32,742 --> 00:18:34,368
Thanks, Mama.
545
00:18:34,368 --> 00:18:36,787
For everything.
546
00:18:36,787 --> 00:18:41,792
You just needed a little
reminder of how great you are.
547
00:18:41,792 --> 00:18:45,004
Yep, watching those kids
bring my musical to life
548
00:18:45,004 --> 00:18:48,299
made me realize I would never
give up on my dreams again.
549
00:18:48,299 --> 00:18:51,177
Meanwhile, Geoff was coming to
a realization of his own.
550
00:18:51,177 --> 00:18:53,012
Alright, we have
a few minutes,
551
00:18:53,012 --> 00:18:56,307
if anyone else has anything
that they want to share?
552
00:18:56,307 --> 00:18:59,769
Geoff, you've been
weirdly here and quiet.
553
00:18:59,769 --> 00:19:01,729
Yeah, I...
554
00:19:01,729 --> 00:19:04,398
I just wanted to say
I'm sorry.
555
00:19:04,398 --> 00:19:06,776
I know I'm not a mom
and I shouldn't be here.
556
00:19:06,776 --> 00:19:09,403
It's been really nice to
just be around other parents
557
00:19:09,403 --> 00:19:12,114
who are struggling
with the newness of it.
558
00:19:12,114 --> 00:19:14,659
You're really lucky
to have each other.
559
00:19:14,659 --> 00:19:16,452
Honey, wait.
560
00:19:16,452 --> 00:19:18,871
You're right. You definitely
shouldn't be here.
561
00:19:18,871 --> 00:19:21,040
Oh, good.
You made that super clear.
562
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:22,458
You shouldn't be here
because
563
00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:24,168
you have somewhere else
you need to be --
564
00:19:24,168 --> 00:19:26,337
with the JTP.
565
00:19:26,337 --> 00:19:27,797
Your friends
love you so much
566
00:19:27,797 --> 00:19:29,507
that they tried to be dads
for a night
567
00:19:29,507 --> 00:19:31,842
just so they could be
a part of your world.
568
00:19:31,842 --> 00:19:35,680
At great risk to our child,
but still.
569
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:36,972
Maybe you need
to make an effort
570
00:19:36,972 --> 00:19:38,099
to be a part
of their world, too?
571
00:19:38,099 --> 00:19:39,684
[ Sighs ]
I guess it's time
572
00:19:39,684 --> 00:19:41,477
for this dad
to leave his mom group.
573
00:19:41,477 --> 00:19:43,854
♪ Hold on tight ♪
574
00:19:43,854 --> 00:19:46,065
Yeah, just because
your priorities change
575
00:19:46,065 --> 00:19:47,692
doesn't mean you have to.
576
00:19:47,692 --> 00:19:48,651
Hey, fellas.
577
00:19:48,651 --> 00:19:50,569
♪ Hold on tight to your dream ♪
578
00:19:50,569 --> 00:19:51,445
What's up?
579
00:19:51,445 --> 00:19:55,408
Look, I'm sorry.
580
00:19:55,408 --> 00:19:57,410
I've been so wrapped up
in being a dad,
581
00:19:57,410 --> 00:19:59,745
I've lost track of
the other people in my life.
582
00:19:59,745 --> 00:20:01,956
It's okay.
We -- We understand.
583
00:20:01,956 --> 00:20:04,333
I mean, five minutes with her,
and it was like, whoa,
584
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:06,127
babies might be difficult
to deal with.
585
00:20:06,127 --> 00:20:07,420
[ Laughter ]
586
00:20:07,420 --> 00:20:09,046
We're proud of you
for being a dad.
587
00:20:09,046 --> 00:20:13,050
More than anything,
we just miss you.
588
00:20:13,050 --> 00:20:16,095
I can fix that.
Deal me in.
589
00:20:16,095 --> 00:20:18,097
Because it's the people
we're closest to
590
00:20:18,097 --> 00:20:22,184
who let us know we're not going
through life all alone.
591
00:20:22,184 --> 00:20:25,771
♪ Hold on tight to your dream ♪
592
00:20:25,771 --> 00:20:26,981
[ Cheers and applause ]
593
00:20:26,981 --> 00:20:29,442
♪ Yeah, hold on tight ♪
594
00:20:29,442 --> 00:20:31,569
That's the thing
about our dreams.
595
00:20:31,569 --> 00:20:34,113
With the support
of the people who love us,
596
00:20:34,113 --> 00:20:35,781
they can come true.
597
00:20:35,781 --> 00:20:37,908
♪ To your dream ♪
598
00:20:37,908 --> 00:20:42,079
♪♪
599
00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:47,626
Shh. It's okay.
Go to sleep, baby.
600
00:20:47,626 --> 00:20:48,961
[ Crying ]
601
00:20:48,961 --> 00:20:50,421
I guess two men and a baby
doesn't work.
602
00:20:50,421 --> 00:20:52,006
Um, excuse me.
603
00:20:52,006 --> 00:20:54,216
Dr. Katman?
Indeed.
604
00:20:54,216 --> 00:20:56,677
I was driving by and heard
your baby crying,
605
00:20:56,677 --> 00:20:58,053
so I thought
I could help.
606
00:20:58,053 --> 00:20:59,555
Follow me.
607
00:20:59,555 --> 00:21:01,307
♪ Ba-da-da-da-dum ♪
608
00:21:01,307 --> 00:21:02,892
Together:
♪ Goodnight, sweetheart ♪
609
00:21:02,892 --> 00:21:05,811
♪ Well, it's time to go ♪
610
00:21:05,811 --> 00:21:07,605
♪ Ba-dum, ba-dum ♪
611
00:21:07,605 --> 00:21:12,318
♪ I hate to leave you,
but I really must say ♪
612
00:21:12,318 --> 00:21:17,615
♪ Goodnight, sweetheart,
goodnight ♪
613
00:21:17,615 --> 00:21:19,492
[ Crying continues ]
614
00:21:19,492 --> 00:21:21,494
Well, doesn't always work.
615
00:21:21,494 --> 00:21:23,788
♪♪
616
00:21:23,788 --> 00:21:25,164
[ Ding! ]
617
00:21:46,727 --> 00:21:48,604
Shh. It's okay.
Go to sleep, baby.
618
00:21:48,604 --> 00:21:49,939
[ Crying ]
619
00:21:49,939 --> 00:21:51,398
I guess two men and a baby
doesn't work.
620
00:21:51,398 --> 00:21:53,025
Um, excuse me.
621
00:21:53,025 --> 00:21:55,236
Dr. Katman?
Indeed.
622
00:21:55,236 --> 00:21:57,696
I was driving by and heard
your baby crying,
623
00:21:57,696 --> 00:21:59,073
so I thought
I could help.
624
00:21:59,073 --> 00:22:00,574
Follow me.
625
00:22:00,574 --> 00:22:02,409
♪ Ba-da-da-da-dum ♪
626
00:22:02,409 --> 00:22:03,911
Together:
♪ Goodnight, sweetheart ♪
627
00:22:03,911 --> 00:22:06,831
♪ Well, it's time to go ♪
628
00:22:06,831 --> 00:22:08,624
♪ Ba-dum, ba-dum ♪
629
00:22:08,624 --> 00:22:13,337
♪ I hate to leave you,
but I really must say ♪
630
00:22:13,337 --> 00:22:18,592
♪ Goodnight, sweetheart,
goodnight ♪
631
00:22:18,592 --> 00:22:20,469
[ Crying continues ]
632
00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:22,555
Well, doesn't always work.
633
00:22:22,555 --> 00:22:24,849
♪♪
634
00:22:24,849 --> 00:22:25,975
[ Ding! ]