1 00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:03,337 Adult Adam: Back in the '80s, my mom always loved 2 00:00:03,337 --> 00:00:04,713 celebrating Hanukkah. 3 00:00:04,713 --> 00:00:06,340 Merry Hanukkah. 4 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:07,424 It was an over-the-top spectacle 5 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:09,051 that would rival any Christmas. [ Laughs ] 6 00:00:09,051 --> 00:00:10,844 Yeah, baby! 7 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:12,763 And now that there was a new Goldberg in the house, 8 00:00:12,763 --> 00:00:16,433 my mom was ready for it to be the best Hanukkah ever. 9 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:17,434 Until... 10 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:19,478 What in the holly jolly hell? 11 00:00:19,478 --> 00:00:22,022 Can someone explain to me the meaning of this? 12 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,148 Aww! Aww. 13 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,608 It's Mrs. Claus. 14 00:00:24,608 --> 00:00:26,151 Squeeze her cookie-baking hand. 15 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:28,237 [ "Deck the Halls" plays ] 16 00:00:28,237 --> 00:00:29,238 What a delight. 17 00:00:29,238 --> 00:00:30,697 Is that a xylophone or a marimba? 18 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:32,783 What it is is sacrilege. 19 00:00:32,783 --> 00:00:34,159 We are a Hanukkah family! 20 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:35,953 Calm down, Golda Meir. 21 00:00:35,953 --> 00:00:38,664 The baby just likes her because she's soft. It's no biggie. 22 00:00:38,664 --> 00:00:42,251 By placing Santa's gal pal in the crib of my grandschmoo, 23 00:00:42,251 --> 00:00:44,962 you are disrespecting the holiday of our people. 24 00:00:44,962 --> 00:00:47,589 Please. You don't even know what Hanukkah's about. 25 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:48,924 Of course I do! 26 00:00:48,924 --> 00:00:50,551 Yeah, I'm not talking about the menorah 27 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:52,469 or the inflatable dreidel on the lawn 28 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:54,221 that Barry always ends up getting in a fight with. 29 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:56,640 I mean the real story of Hanukkah. 30 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,725 Let me just gather my thoughts for a minute 31 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:02,229 because I have so many specific, clear ones. 32 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:04,439 You know what would be fun? Blind folds. 33 00:01:04,439 --> 00:01:07,317 Boys, tell Erica the true meaning of Hanukkah. 34 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:09,152 No problem. Easy peasy. 35 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:11,405 It begins in ancient times. 36 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:13,991 Moses led our people to the championships. 37 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:15,993 And I'm not talking about Moses Malone. 38 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:17,286 This guy couldn't even dunk. 39 00:01:17,286 --> 00:01:18,120 No. 40 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:19,371 It all started 41 00:01:19,371 --> 00:01:20,539 because there were some bad dudes 42 00:01:20,539 --> 00:01:22,457 being jerks to our distant -- 43 00:01:22,457 --> 00:01:25,335 and let's be honest, gross and sweaty -- ancestors. 44 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:27,004 A beard in the desert? No, thank you. 45 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:28,589 Such a bad start. 46 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:30,465 I don't want to get bogged down in the details. 47 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:32,259 I think it's safe to say you didn't. 48 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:33,969 Don't forget, our good guys received 49 00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:35,512 a huge treasure of chocolate money, 50 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:36,972 and they were like, "Oh, yeah. 51 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:38,640 Oh, yeah. This tastes good." 52 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,517 Wow. Just wow. 53 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:43,061 By the way, Erica, the money is called gelt. 54 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:45,105 Okay, great work, everyone. 55 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:46,690 Proud moment for our people. 56 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:48,900 We're officially keeping Lady Santa. 57 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:51,403 Um, I'm the only homemaker of the holiday season. [ "Deck the Halls" plays ] 58 00:01:51,403 --> 00:01:54,531 Aww, it wouldn't be Hanukkah without a physical altercation. Let go. 59 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:56,158 'Tis the season for mother-daughter wrestling. 60 00:01:56,158 --> 00:01:58,368 I also bought a dreidel. Anyone? 61 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:00,078 Stop it! [ Laughs ] Yeah! 62 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:01,663 ♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪ 63 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:04,958 ♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say ♪ 64 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,836 -- Captions by VITAC -- 65 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:09,296 ♪ I don't know the future ♪ 66 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:12,549 ♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪ 67 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:14,926 It was December 7, 1980-something, 68 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:17,054 and it was closing time at the diner. 69 00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:19,348 Man, I only made 17 bucks in tips tonight. 70 00:02:19,348 --> 00:02:21,933 Happy holidays from Reagan's America. 71 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:22,726 'Sup with you and Carmen? 72 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:24,227 Oh, I-I don't know. 73 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:25,354 We haven't talked that much 74 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:27,105 since that night I slept at her place. 75 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:29,775 You slept over and didn't talk to her after? 76 00:02:29,775 --> 00:02:32,986 Bro. I have never respected you before this moment. 77 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,529 I-I just passed out on her couch. 78 00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:35,989 Oh, no! 79 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,824 Maybe she's upset because I didn't fold the blanket after. 80 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:39,576 What a rude house guest! Dude. 81 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:43,121 You literally ruin every story, even the interesting ones. 82 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:44,998 But she keeps peeking over and smiling. 83 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,167 ♪♪ 84 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,251 [ Chuckles ] 85 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:50,003 Good. Very casual. 86 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,672 Why would she be interested in me? 87 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:54,299 'Cause you're nothing like the bad boys she's used to dating. 88 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:56,134 You're actually a little sweetie pie. 89 00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:58,136 It's disgusting, but she likes what she likes. 90 00:02:58,136 --> 00:03:00,263 Now go ask her out. Come on. 91 00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:03,475 Hey, Carmen. What's good... 92 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:04,559 in the hood? 93 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:06,103 [ Chuckles ] 94 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:09,022 Now, I feel like we haven't talked in a while. 95 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,816 Well, I guess things have been busy, 96 00:03:10,816 --> 00:03:12,401 what with the holidays and the excitement 97 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:14,403 about the closing of the calendar year. 98 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:16,947 ♪♪ 99 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:18,198 Whoa. [ Chuckles ] 100 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,117 Uh, what was that for? 101 00:03:20,117 --> 00:03:22,452 Mistletoe. 102 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:25,163 Oh! Thank you, magical Christmas vegetation! 103 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:27,124 [ Laughs ] You are too cute. 104 00:03:27,124 --> 00:03:30,377 So, um, you think, uh, maybe -- 105 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:33,046 and you're free to say no, I won't be upset. 106 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,881 I mean, I will, but that's not your problem -- 107 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,258 Are you asking me out? 108 00:03:36,258 --> 00:03:38,885 Yyyyy-nnnnnnn-- Yes? 109 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:40,137 [ Laughs ] 110 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:41,888 It took you long enough. 111 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,557 Well, first eggnog's on me 112 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,225 because people have been crazy generous with their tips. 113 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,518 I don't mean to objectify you, 114 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:47,686 but I think you're being rewarded 115 00:03:47,686 --> 00:03:48,979 because you're so pretty. 116 00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:50,230 You think I'm pretty? 117 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,524 Oh, wow, I was accidentally smooth. 118 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:54,693 I mean -- Yeah, girl. [ Laughs ] 119 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:56,111 You fine. 120 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:57,404 Shh. 121 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:58,905 Mistletoe. 122 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:01,533 ♪♪ 123 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:02,868 While things were looking up with Carmen, 124 00:04:02,868 --> 00:04:05,162 my mom was giving Lou and Linda 125 00:04:05,162 --> 00:04:07,372 the lowdown on her big threat to Hanukkah. 126 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:09,207 Thank you for convening for our first ever 127 00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:11,251 Council of Grandparents meeting. 128 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,669 That sounds like nonsense, 129 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,296 but you made coffee cake, so I'm here. 130 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:17,549 I found this monstrosity in Muriel's crib! 131 00:04:17,549 --> 00:04:19,843 Is that Mrs. Garrett from "The Facts of Life"? 132 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:21,011 No. Are you sure? 133 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:22,429 She's got that apron. 134 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,014 Can we go one day without 135 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:25,182 you talking about Mrs. Garrett? 136 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:26,558 Here's a fact of life -- 137 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:27,768 No. 138 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:32,230 It's Mrs. Claus. Of the North Pole Clauses? 139 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:34,191 Our children bought this for our granddaughter, 140 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:36,943 and despite my protestations, she is keeping it. 141 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:39,237 Oh, no, she's not! Why not? 142 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:41,573 This toy is a gateway to Christmas. 143 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:42,866 Thank you. 144 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:44,576 First the baby loves this old lady, 145 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:47,078 next thing you know, she's making gingerbread houses 146 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:49,498 and talking lovingly about Connecticut. 147 00:04:49,498 --> 00:04:51,208 And then we've lost her forever. 148 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:52,250 Because of a toy? 149 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:54,419 They have better music. 150 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:57,255 They get to put trees in their houses. 151 00:04:57,255 --> 00:04:59,716 Oh! Spiral cut ham! 152 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:01,676 My God, that baby is doomed. 153 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:04,596 Maybe Muriel could have a little bit of Christmas. 154 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:06,598 My cousin's gynecologist's daughter 155 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:08,350 celebrated Christmas once 156 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:10,560 and got all caught up in the spirit. 157 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:13,271 Well, she fell off a ladder hanging ornaments, 158 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:14,773 broke her pelvis, 159 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:17,901 and now she water-skis from a special chair. 160 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:20,445 So she's still kinda doing it? 161 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:22,614 Our people don't water-ski, Linda! 162 00:05:22,614 --> 00:05:24,658 I don't care how many pelvises you have. 163 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:27,035 We have to put a stop to this, but how? 164 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:29,746 Maybe the toy goes missing. 165 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:30,997 Mm-hmm. 166 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:34,376 Babies lose things all the time. 167 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:37,254 No, they don't. She lives in a crib. 168 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:40,298 Listen to me very carefully, Linda. 169 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:44,719 Mrs. Kringle here is gonna sleep with the fishes. 170 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:46,263 Is that supposed to be menacing? 171 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:48,139 Because it looks like you ate a bad egg. 172 00:05:48,139 --> 00:05:50,684 Lou scares no one, but the sentiment is right. 173 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:53,436 Yay! We're gonna whack a child's toy! 174 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:56,064 [ Laughs ] Ho, ho, ho. 175 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:58,275 While the grandparents were planning a hit, 176 00:05:58,275 --> 00:06:00,151 Dave Kim and I were hitting the town. 177 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:02,028 Carmen just walked up to me in the diner 178 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:03,780 and had to have me. 179 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:04,948 That's remarkable. 180 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:06,241 Even as I hear it a third time. 181 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:08,952 Sorry. How's your romantic life at NYU? 182 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:11,121 My roommate seems to be getting tons of action. 183 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:13,999 Sometimes I wake up to his guest's enthusiastic noises, 184 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:15,625 so I'm kinda part of it. 185 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,377 Oh, balls. 186 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,045 Balls, indeed. 187 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:21,756 It was my ex-girlfriend, and she was headed right for me. 188 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:23,383 Hey, guys. Brea! 189 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,093 I didn't know you were back from Brown yet. 190 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:26,803 Sorry. I-I was gonna call you. 191 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:28,263 Joanne picked me up from the train station 192 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:29,764 and we just came straight here. 193 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:31,308 I wasn't aware you two were 194 00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:33,476 "get each other from the train station" type homies. 195 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:37,314 Well, when you date a Goldberg, you're homies for life. 196 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:38,773 You know, 'cause they crazy. 197 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:39,941 [ Both laugh ] 198 00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:42,360 [ Laughs ] Good stuff. 199 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:43,737 ♪♪ 200 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,447 Sure, it was awkward running into my ex, 201 00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:47,115 but we seemed to be in a good place. 202 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:49,075 Brea! Or so I thought. 203 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:53,788 Hey, bro. I'm Kirk, Brea's boyfriend. 204 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:57,751 My world was upside down, and I needed answers. 205 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,294 She has a boyfriend?! 206 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:00,420 And you knew?! 207 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,921 You and Brea aren't together anymore. 208 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:03,757 Broken up, split, nada, no moresies. 209 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,550 I knew this would happen. 210 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:07,177 I just thought it would be in a distant future 211 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:08,553 where there are flying cars 212 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:10,138 and love is just a pill you take. 213 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:12,807 But it's now. Today. 214 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:15,060 Barry, did you know about Kirk? 215 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:17,020 I'm meeting him tonight. Tonight? 216 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:18,813 Everyone is moving so fast. 217 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:21,691 Relax, it's just dinner at a fast-casual restaurant. 218 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:24,694 My brother is double-dating with my girlfriend? 219 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:26,154 Ex-girlfriend! 220 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:28,031 Dissolved, terminated, undone, splintered, 221 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:29,783 poof, the Grand Canyon. 222 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:32,202 But Brea and I still talk all the time. 223 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:33,536 Why hasn't she mentioned him? 224 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:35,205 Maybe because she knew you would act all nuts, 225 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:36,289 like you're doing now. 226 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,791 You know what? Don't worry, bro. 227 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,334 I'm Team Adam. 228 00:07:39,334 --> 00:07:41,127 I'm gonna destroy this kid tonight. 229 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:42,504 Thank you! Come again? 230 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:45,465 I'm sorry, Joanne, but it is my fraternal duty to humiliate 231 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:48,093 and debase his ex-paramour's current steady. 232 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:50,345 Whatever. I'm getting two wines. 233 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:53,723 Thanks, Bar. You're finally a good person. 234 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:56,518 While I was anxious for Barry to bring down Kirk, 235 00:07:56,518 --> 00:07:58,687 the grandparents were trying to keep Hanukkah alive. 236 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:00,063 Oh, hey, Mom and Dad. 237 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:01,356 Didn't know you were here. 238 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:03,400 Do we need a reason for hanging out? 239 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:06,945 We're just enjoying some of Beverly's... 240 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:08,363 periodicals. 241 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:10,657 Fun stuff. I'm going to change the baby. 242 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:13,159 Is it weird that I love her little tushie so much? 243 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:14,869 No, it is not weird. [ Chuckles ] 244 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:16,746 [ Muriel coos ] 245 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:18,832 [ Distorted "Deck the Halls" plays ] 246 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:19,833 Do you hear something? 247 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:20,709 Yeah. What is that? 248 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:25,046 ♪♪ 249 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:27,465 What the hell? Mrs. Claus! 250 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:29,884 Okay. Which one of you made Santa single? 251 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:31,511 Damn it, Linda! 252 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:32,429 You were supposed to rip the music box out of her belly 253 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:33,680 so she'd stay quiet! 254 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,807 Why am I on dismemberment duty? 255 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:37,892 Okay, this is very, very dark. 256 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:38,893 It doesn't matter. 257 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:40,729 What matters is that this family 258 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:43,106 is not in the market for any new traditions. 259 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:45,025 Last time I checked, you weren't in charge 260 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,067 of how we raise our baby. 261 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:47,944 No, you are not. 262 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:49,779 And maybe we don't even know how we want to raise our child yet. 263 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:50,989 No, we do not. 264 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:52,490 What are you saying? 265 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:54,200 What I'm saying is, you may not be in the market 266 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,745 for new traditions, but we are. 267 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:58,246 May the best holiday win. 268 00:08:58,246 --> 00:09:02,083 ♪♪ 269 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:05,086 Oh! I hate how cute she looks in that Santa suit! 270 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:10,300 My mom thought that Erica's love for Christmas 271 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,260 would be a phase, but instead, she doubled down... 272 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:14,888 [ Dramatic music plays ] 273 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,723 Bah humbug! 274 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:19,642 ...even reading Muriel a Dr. Seuss Christmas classic. 275 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:22,729 "And the Grinch grabbed the tree and he started to shove, 276 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:25,607 when he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove." 277 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:26,941 [ Muriel babbles ] 278 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:29,778 Oh, no! That Grinch is stealing Christmas. 279 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:33,531 What kind of monster would deny anyone Christmas? 280 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:35,200 And it didn't stop at the Grinch. 281 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:39,579 ♪ Tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy ♪ 282 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:46,377 ♪ O, tidings of comfort and joy ♪ 283 00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:49,089 Erica, I just love your Christmas spirit. 284 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,674 Oh, yep. I'm here for all the right reasons. 285 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:54,094 What an odd and worrying thing to say. 286 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,095 [ Tires squeal ] 287 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,096 [ Horn honks ] 288 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,431 Oh, hi, Mom! Check us out! 289 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:01,893 Grandma Ginzy is embracing us with songs and merriment. 290 00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:03,770 No, no, no! No, no, no, no. 291 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,146 I'm not part of this! [ Engine revving ] 292 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:07,107 The only baby in my life is Jesus! 293 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,984 Please don't hurt me! [Bleep] 294 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:12,821 Erica had officially gone too far. 295 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:16,825 So my mom decided to fight fire with religious fire. 296 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,201 Hello, wayward sheep. 297 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:19,619 What's going on here? 298 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,371 And who's our yarmulked guest? 299 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:22,997 This is Rabbi Adler. 300 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:25,208 I thought I'd invite him over for the first night of Hanukkah. 301 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:27,127 Fifth. Get on with it. 302 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,254 Tell us about all the delicious food we can't eat, padre. 303 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:31,589 Well, I'd start with the shrimp parmesan 304 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:32,715 your mother served me. 305 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,008 Beverly: God forgives! 306 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:37,595 But you should know, Erica was singing noels 307 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:39,973 with the people that buy all the poinsettias. 308 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,891 Okay, I'm so confused. 309 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,143 What's going on here, Dad? 310 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,228 We all made a very generous donation 311 00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:48,189 to the temple on Muriel's behalf. 312 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:51,151 They're finally gonna get to reseal that parking lot. 313 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,735 So while we were having a date night, 314 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,737 you were indoctrinating our child? 315 00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:56,072 Well, I gotta hand it to you. 316 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,490 It was a nice move, 317 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,867 but I'm afraid you're a little too late. 318 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,535 What does that mean? 319 00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:02,704 It meant that Erica had already gotten help 320 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:05,373 turning Muriel's room into a Christmas wonderland. 321 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:07,834 [ Humming ] 322 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,128 Virginia Gregory Kremp! 323 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:11,963 Okay, Erica asked me to do this, 324 00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:14,591 and it's the season for giving, so I had to. 325 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:15,967 I'm so scared. 326 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,302 We've made our choice. 327 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:19,554 Our child is a Christmas baby now. 328 00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:20,388 [ Gasps ] 329 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:21,639 I should skedaddle. 330 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:22,974 Thank you for the new driveway. 331 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:25,393 Happy Hanu-- Holidays. 332 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,228 Yep, Erica had created Christmas cheer 333 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:28,646 in the Goldberg house. 334 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:31,858 Meanwhile, Barry was determined to destroy Kirk. 335 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,943 Ooh. I'm sorry, friend. Oh! 336 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,445 I almost made you trip so badly, 337 00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:36,988 no woman could love or respect you. 338 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:38,573 No worries. 339 00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:40,950 But that was gonna be harder than he thought. 340 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:45,413 Fun idea -- Should we get all 27 cheesecakes? 341 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:46,998 That's not a fun idea. 342 00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:50,084 ♪♪ 343 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:52,295 That's a perfect one, Kirk. 344 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:53,463 Hello, dummies. 345 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:54,797 You can't get all the cheesecakes. 346 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,841 That's like $200. 347 00:11:56,841 --> 00:12:00,011 Despite Barry's best efforts to make life hell for Kirk, 348 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,387 it wasn't happening... [ Laughter ] 349 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,806 ...because Kirk was kinda great. 350 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,183 I can't tell you how much I admire 351 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:06,726 that you're studying to be a doctor. 352 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,686 Oh. Y-You could try. 353 00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:09,729 [ Both laugh ] 354 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:10,772 Cheers. 355 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:12,065 And specifically, 356 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,399 he was Barry's kind of great. 357 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,276 You are so much more jacked than me. 358 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:17,028 Eh, you're squeezing too hard, but yeah. 359 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,696 And finally... 360 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:21,950 Ninjas are by far the warriors that I respect the most. 361 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,952 After dinner, we'll put on black pajamas 362 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:26,079 and pretend to kill a shogun. 363 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,747 Yeah! Yes! 364 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,707 Yep, Barry's feelings for Brea's new beau 365 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:31,251 were not what I expected. 366 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:34,087 I love Kirk. 367 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,255 Whatever. He's just a rebound. 368 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,339 He's not even Brea's type. 369 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:39,759 Adam, look at me. He's everybody's type. 370 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,387 Sorry, bud, but maybe you should give him a chance. 371 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:44,514 He's coming with Brea to the JTP's holiday party. 372 00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:46,557 You mean the thing I'm definitely not going to now? 373 00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:49,185 Then you'll be missing out on a lot of funny Kirk stories. 374 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:53,856 One time, he jumped so high, he almost touched a branch. 375 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,108 He tells it better. 376 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,234 [ Scoffs ] You guys have fun. 377 00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:58,403 I'll be home, imagining the worst. 378 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:01,155 Adam, you don't have to go to the party alone. 379 00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:03,449 Why don't you invite that girl from the diner? 380 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:04,993 Carmen. Of course. 381 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,452 She's as pretty as Kirk is. 382 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:09,330 And once Brea sees her, we'll both be miserable! 383 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:10,873 [ Laughs ] It's a perfect plan. 384 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:13,793 As I was excited to ruin Brea's relationship with Kirk, 385 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,296 Erica was disappointed to find Christmas erased 386 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,547 from the baby's nursery. 387 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,716 Mom! 388 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,592 You just couldn't help yourself, could you? 389 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:22,844 Excuse me? 390 00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:24,595 Sure, I got a little carried away, 391 00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:25,847 but this is too far! 392 00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:27,390 Well, that certainly does sound like me, 393 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:28,975 but I don't know what you're talking about. 394 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:31,769 You ripped down all of the baby's decorations. 395 00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,396 You're the Grinch who stole Christmas. 396 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:34,981 Erica, I didn't so it. I swear. 397 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,899 Stop. It was me, okay? 398 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,651 I'm the Grinch. 399 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,570 Everyone happy? 400 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,864 With that, Geoff had spilled his secret. 401 00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:45,575 Meanwhile, it was time for my plan to take down Kirk -- 402 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,243 a secret gift for Brea 403 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:49,704 that would remind her of everything we had. 404 00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:51,873 Hey, everyone. I'd like you to meet Carmen. 405 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,374 Barry: Welcome. Hey. 406 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:54,751 Is this one of those "Can't Buy Me Love" situations 407 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,210 where you're paying her to be your girlfriend 408 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,837 with the earnings from your successful mowing business? 409 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,422 [ Laughs ] No, it's not. 410 00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:00,631 Didn't hurt to ask. 411 00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:02,800 In fact, it did. 412 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:06,220 Alright, everybody's here. Ruffles are on our one plate. 413 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,473 Yankee Swap time! Whoo! 414 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:12,018 So everyone takes a number, and put your presents on the table. 415 00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,436 Yankee Swap? 416 00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:15,146 It's just a way for Barry and his cheap buddies 417 00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:17,190 to get out of buying everyone a gift. 418 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,358 Got it. Barry: Alright. 419 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:23,404 Now, if your present is awesome, you can keep it. 420 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:27,492 But if your present is trash, you can steal someone else's. 421 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:31,412 Lastly, if your present is stolen, you can pick a new one. 422 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:32,622 Who's got number one? 423 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:33,623 Ooh! I do! 424 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:34,791 Let's go! 425 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:40,171 Ah! "The Shining" by Stephen King. 426 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:41,422 Well, the movie was hilarious, 427 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:43,299 so let's see what chuckles the book brings. 428 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:45,384 Words on paper? Lame. Who's next? 429 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:46,594 I'm the deuce. 430 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,012 [ Paper ripping ] 431 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:51,099 Oh! A Discman? 432 00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:52,892 No way. Oh! 433 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,811 I bought that, Kirk. 434 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,479 I'm the one who made you this happy. 435 00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:58,022 Barry, that's too expensive. 436 00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,565 I'm number three. 437 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,610 Which means, of course, I will be taking that. 438 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,237 Nooooo! It's cool. 439 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,947 Bar, I'll just get something else. 440 00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:07,323 It's okay. Okay. 441 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,200 And Kirk did get something else -- 442 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,244 my secret present for Brea. 443 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,453 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 444 00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:14,455 That's not meant for -- Whoa. 445 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:16,040 It's a necklace. 446 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,668 Brea, help me get this tasteful bad boy on. 447 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,545 Not a lot of guys can pull off a necklace, 448 00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:21,587 but leave it to Kirk. 449 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:22,672 It looks like a locket. 450 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:25,091 Nope. Definitely not a locket. 451 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:29,554 Oh, Brea, it's you and... 452 00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:30,513 Adam. 453 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:31,514 What? 454 00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,099 Yeah, same. What? 455 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,725 So weird! 456 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:37,186 Who brought this incredibly intimate gift? 457 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,271 It's clearly you. 458 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,355 Scandalous. 459 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:40,982 I have a Discman. 460 00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:42,275 Holidays. Am I right? 461 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,776 So I'll be stealing that back from you, Kirk, 462 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:44,777 when it's my turn. 463 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,279 Kirk can't catch a break. 464 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,990 Hey, if you think about it, he's the one who stole 465 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,700 Brea from me in the first place. 466 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:51,784 Stole me? 467 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,077 Digging himself deeper. 468 00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:54,328 I'm outraged. 469 00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:56,205 It has a stabilizer for jogging. 470 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,832 Let me explain. 471 00:15:57,832 --> 00:16:01,085 See, Kirk...sucks? 472 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:02,962 [ Murmuring ] Oh, my... 473 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,213 Brea, wait! [ Door opens ] 474 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,507 Adam, I was wrong about you. 475 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,384 You are like all the other guys I dated -- 476 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:09,468 a jerk. 477 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,012 Carmen, wait! 478 00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:13,222 How dare you speak to Kirk like that? 479 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:15,558 Kirk, get our coats. 480 00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:17,226 Barry, wait! 481 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:19,270 ♪♪ 482 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:24,150 With Geoff having admitted to out-Grinching Beverly, 483 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,526 Erica was full of questions. 484 00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,570 Why the hell did you steal Christmas? 485 00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,739 How the hell did you steal Christmas? 486 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,532 Well, it wasn't easy. 487 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:34,785 I went in her room and saw those candy canes hung in a row. 488 00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:39,081 "These candy canes," I said, "are the first things to go." 489 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,375 Okay, so you're gonna do the whole Dr. Seuss rhyming thing? 490 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,501 I'm just trying to stay on theme. 491 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,295 Alright, well, keep going until I figure out 492 00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:45,963 how to punch you without leaving a bruise. 493 00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:48,466 I slithered and slunk. Slunk? 494 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:50,426 But with a smile most pleasant, 495 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,595 I went around the room and I took every present. 496 00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:55,181 Sure, but how did you manage to get the tree 497 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,766 out of there without anyone noticing? 498 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:59,560 That was a toughie 'cause I ran into a little setback. 499 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:02,939 Geoff, why are you taking out the Christmas tree? 500 00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,857 Geoff: But you know me. I'm smart and I'm slick. 501 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,652 So I thought up a lie and I thought it up quick. 502 00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,111 'Cause I got an even better one. 503 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,613 Oh, okay. Great! 504 00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:13,115 Seasons greetings. Yeah. 505 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,743 What a fun little distraction from the real question. 506 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,203 Why did you do it? 507 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,080 Erica, I know Christmas is wonderful. 508 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,165 Everyone knows Christmas is wonderful. 509 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:22,959 But it's not who we are. 510 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,711 But it can be. Why? 511 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,546 Because you want to throw it in our parents' faces, 512 00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:29,757 or because it's actually meaningful to you? 513 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,301 What if the throwing it in their faces is what's meaningful? 514 00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:33,594 [ Scoffs ] 515 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:36,764 Look, I know I haven't always been the most observant, 516 00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,182 but our traditions matter to me, 517 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:41,310 and I thought they mattered to you, too. 518 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:42,728 They do. 519 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:45,106 Well, I want Muriel to be raised like we were. 520 00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:47,900 Because she's part of us. 521 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,610 The best part of us. 522 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,737 ♪♪ 523 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:55,324 Okay, so our baby won't be a Christmas kid. 524 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,701 But can we at least use some of the presents 525 00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:58,035 for her first Hanukkah? 526 00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:00,079 Oh, you mean these? 527 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:03,374 ♪♪ 528 00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:06,085 Worst Grinch ever. 529 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,046 Adult Adam: Geoff had managed to save the holidays. 530 00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:11,966 Meanwhile, I was trying to save face with Brea. 531 00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:15,511 Hey. So, that was strange. 532 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,221 I wonder who made it strange. 533 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:20,933 Look, I was blindsided seeing you with a guy. 534 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:21,892 You never mentioned him. 535 00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:24,061 [ Sighs ] I'm sorry. 536 00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:27,064 But it's hard to say out loud that we're moving on. 537 00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:28,566 Obviously, for both of us. 538 00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:30,443 It might just be one of us. 539 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,903 Carmen looked a tiny bit upset. 540 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,697 You'll figure it out. 541 00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:35,948 I hope so. 542 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,158 She's great. 543 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:44,206 And, for what it's worth, Kirk seems great, too. 544 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,583 I should apologize to him. 545 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,627 I think there's someone else you should talk to first. 546 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,920 You're right. 547 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:53,007 I always am. 548 00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:54,967 Now go. 549 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:58,012 Just know, I'm happy for you. 550 00:18:58,012 --> 00:18:59,138 Seriously. 551 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:02,224 ♪♪ 552 00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,352 Happy Holidays, Adam Goldberg. 553 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:06,145 Happy Holidays, Brea Bee. 554 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,357 ♪♪ 555 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:12,318 It was weird, but I actually felt okay. 556 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,528 [ Door closes ] I realized I had just been holding on to the past 557 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,739 by trying to hold on to Brea... 558 00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:19,367 when there was something pretty amazing right in front of me. 559 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,411 Yeah? 560 00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,455 Carmen, I don't deserve it, 561 00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:26,165 but can I please try to make up for tonight? 562 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,583 It's fine. 563 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,919 Clearly, you have unfinished stuff with your ex. 564 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:31,462 No, I don't. 565 00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:32,797 Not anymore. 566 00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:35,508 And I swear to you, I am a good guy. 567 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,094 The thing is, good guys don't have to say that. 568 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:39,637 They just are. 569 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:42,932 Fair enough. 570 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:44,225 Thank you for your time. 571 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:47,228 So you're just gonna give up? 572 00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:50,189 I'm not worth fighting for? 573 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,983 Okay. Well, here it goes. 574 00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:56,112 Carmen, I've had an incredibly difficult year 575 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:58,823 with a million different setbacks, 576 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:02,618 but seeing you every day at the diner 577 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,787 is the one thing I look forward to, 578 00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:07,581 and I really don't want to lose that. 579 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,792 ♪♪ 580 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,168 Then don't. 581 00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:12,962 Oh, whoa. 582 00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:15,131 You seem receptive. 583 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:18,217 Little bit. 584 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:21,846 Guess what we're standing under? 585 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:24,890 So the good guy gets the girl? 586 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,767 We'll see. 587 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:30,855 ♪ Don't stop thinking about tomorrow ♪ 588 00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:33,858 ♪ Don't stop, it'll soon be here ♪ 589 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:36,235 And that's the thing about the holidays. 590 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,904 Whether it's old traditions that remind us who we are... 591 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,407 ♪ Don't stop thinking ♪ 592 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,159 ...or new experiences that fill us with hope... 593 00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:47,705 ♪ Don't stop, it'll soon be here ♪ 594 00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:50,332 ...being there for one another always makes 595 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:52,501 for a season full of joy 596 00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:55,296 that no Grinch could ever steal. 597 00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:57,047 ♪ Ooh ♪ 598 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:02,136 What the hell am I looking at? Are you bedazzling?! 599 00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:03,804 It's for the baby. Check it! 600 00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:05,723 "I love you a latke." 601 00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:07,141 Oh! 602 00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:08,851 My perfect angel is so clever! 603 00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:11,687 And on the back... 604 00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,272 "Oy to the world!" 605 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,440 So many puns. 606 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,901 I am dying from holiday happiness. 607 00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:18,736 Yeah. I did learn from the best. 608 00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:20,321 You cherish and honor me. 609 00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:22,114 But your sewing is crap. Give it to me. 610 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,074 I'll redo it and make five more. 611 00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:25,034 ♪♪