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ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s,
my sister, Erica,
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and Geoff Schwartz
had quite the love story.
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From friends to lovers to exes
and lovers again,
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all culminating
in an epic proposal.
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Finally, the wedding was here.
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It's nice. Peaceful.
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Are we in the right place?
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And to think
I was worried
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your mom would do
something crazy.
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I mean,
the Harlem Globetrotters
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were at your brother's
bar mitzvah.
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Curly Neal dribbled
the entire service.
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Well, I guess
she finally heard us.
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People really can
grow and change.
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Tech rehearsal starts now!
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We are two days out.
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I want to see sweaty bodies
and high knees.
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What's happening?
Why do we need
a tech rehearsal?
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I just added a few flourishes
to the ceremony.
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Wardrobe!
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The wardrobe
is my wedding dress.
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No, that's
your fourth change,
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so go ahead and put on
these processional outfits
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and let's do this.
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(EUROPE'S
FINAL COUNTDOWN PLAYS)
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ADULT ADAM: Yep,
my mom believed
in going big.
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Why do I have a sword?
I don't think
I can walk in this.
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Oh, you won't be walking.
Good men of Rome!
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Then she went even bigger.
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Cue the buglers!
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♪
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Some would say
over the top.
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Where are my unicorns?
(HORSES WHINNY)
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Way, way over the top.
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Unicorns aren't real!
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This whole thing
can't be real!
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Cue the New Orleans
jazz band!
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(FINAL COUNTDOWN CONTINUES)
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Wow. She's really
all over the map
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with the different styles
and genres.
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Yeah, that's the problem.
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Cherry blossoms!
Flutter! Now!
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How did that happen?
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Six men are living
in those trees full-time.
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They pee in buckets.
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Fire-eaters,
you should be lit by now!
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Mom, we have to
talk about this!
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One step ahead of you.
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We need more. Way more.
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And where the hell
are my acrobats?
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Yep, those guys
were there, too.
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My mom left nothing out.
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This looks expensive.
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Where the hell
did my mom go?
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Something tells me
that giant clamshell
is gonna clue us in.
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Here's my big reveal!
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(VOCALIZING)
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♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say
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♪ I don't know the future
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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ADULT ADAM: It was March 2nd,
1980-something,
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and my mom had turned
my sister's wedding
into a literal freak show.
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Erica was coming undone.
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It's all too much.
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I think I'm losing it.
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I've never seen you
like this.
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It's like all your sarcastic,
tough-girl energy
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has been sucked away and
replaced with nervous anxiety.
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Oh, God! I'm you!
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You're me!
We can't have two yous!
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I know.
One me is too many!
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Trying to watch
the Weather Channel,
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and I already missed
the dew point!
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The dew point!
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You want to know
the weather?
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I'm spinning
like a tornado here!
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Yeah, sure, whatever.
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That's it!
I'm almost your husband,
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and it is time
that I stand up for you.
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Time to go
confront your mom.
Here I go!
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You're not moving.
Building up to it.
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Sending the message
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from my brain to my muscles.
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Here I mostly go!
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(GRUNTS)
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Mrs. Goldberg, I need...
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One second, Geoff,
I've got a troupe
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of Chinese acrobats
lost in Delaware.
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Ni xuyao shang 95 bei,
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huozhe wo hui ba
no shuai dao taikong.
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Now, you selfishly
need something
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24 hours before
my glorious day?
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It is about your
glorious day, actually.
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It has turned into something
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way bigger
than we expected.
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Oh, thank you
for noticing.
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It was impossible
not to notice.
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You're just saying that.
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Are you trying to sweet-talk
your mother-in-law?
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No, what
I'm trying to say is,
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our small,
intimate ceremony
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has turned into
an over-the-top spectacle.
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You really think so?
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I don't think
you're gonna hear this
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how I intend it,
but... Yes?
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You know,
I don't say this enough,
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but you are not
that bad, Geoffrey.
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Now you relax.
I'm gonna confirm
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the surprise
musical entertainment.
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I'm not gonna give any hints,
but let's just say
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it hits all
the right "Marks."
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Seems like you're
suggesting it will be
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multiple people
named Mark.
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Well, aren't you
the sleuth.
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Now go enjoy
your last day of freedom.
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But don't eat anything,
or else you won't fit
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into your sequined
matador costume.
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I measured you
in your sleep.
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But I don't live
in the same house as you.
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I know.
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How'd it go?
Extremely terribly.
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Oh, God! There's nothing
we can do to stop this!
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ADULT ADAM: It was hopeless.
Or was it?
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We have a winter storm alert.
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We had hoped that
it might miss us,
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but now Philadelphia
is directly in the path
of a doozie.
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Is this
really happening?
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This is really happening, folks.
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Yes!
I just heard the word "storm"!
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It had better be over a place
that doesn't matter,
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like wherever it is
that farmers are.
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Nope, right here.
Crazy unseasonal
winter blast.
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They're saying
it's gonna be a doozie.
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But wait. Oh, no!
The wedding!
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Schmoo, don't fret.
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I'll just send that nor'easter
back out to the sea
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with my endless well
of Mama love.
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Yeah.
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What exactly
is happening?
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Foul tempest,
I banish thee!
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The weather,
you can't control it.
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Begone, evil squall!
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Will you look at that?
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Now our storm is actually
changing course!
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Changing wha...
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In all my years
of meteorology,
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I've never seen
anything like this!
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(GRUNTING)
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ADULT ADAM: No one had.
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It had to be
a crazy coincidence, right?
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Folks,
we've been spared.
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See? It's all good.
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We're gettin' married!
Mwah!
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(LAUGHS)
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I don't... I can't...
How?
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Is my mother-in-law
a storm god?
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ERICA: I guess we have
no choice but to accept it.
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This wedding is happening.
(GROANS)
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ADULT ADAM: As Erica
continued to spin,
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Barry and I also
had strong feelings
about the big day.
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So, what are you planning
for Erica's marriage thingy?
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Showing up. You?
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I may pop in.
What are you gonna
wear to this shindig?
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Mom rented me a tux,
top hat, and tails.
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You didn't get the cane?
I don't need a cane!
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My legs are made of oak.
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I'm using either
a king's scepter
or a tactical hiking axe.
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I'm going with
a bejeweled wizard's staff.
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Oh! Why?
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For upstaging me
with sorcerer's items!
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Now I may not go at all.
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ADULT ADAM: Meanwhile,
Geoff was going to
stand up to my mom again
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by pretending to be sick.
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(COUGHS)
(TRAY CLATTERS)
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You coughed.
What's happening?
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Nothing. I-I just have
this cough, I guess.
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(COUGHS)
(GASPS)
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Which I guess
you just heard.
(COUGHS)
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There it was again.
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Geoffrey, you get married
in less than 23 hours.
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You cannot be sick.
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Oh, no! You don't think
we may have to delay
the wedding, do you?
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That would be awful,
but it's your call,
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and definitely
the right one.
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Take three cherry drops,
two menthol,
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and one of these
weird European ones
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that taste like
a yodeler's armpit.
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I think it might be
more serious
than just a cough.
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What are your symptoms,
Geoffrey?
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Because all you
need to be is upright
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and able to mumble, "I do."
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Well, I'm dizzy.
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My tummy's bothering me,
but it's also my head.
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My eyeballs are hot.
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My teeth are cold.
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And is this a thing?
My tongue, it's expanding.
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(LISPING) Loog,
ith happenink light mow!
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Smart. Call off the wedding.
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I'm not calling off (BLEEP).
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Get me all the doctors!
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Doctors? W-We don't need to
bring medical professionals
into this.
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We are gonna poke, prod,
and check your fluids,
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and if all goes well,
smash you together
good as new!
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Adam! Barry!
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Is it time for the wedding?
I'm not showering.
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I've thought about it,
and I no longer want
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the honor of being
the ring bearer.
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Mostly 'cause I lost
that tiny pillow.
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Nothing to be alarmed about,
but I'm taking Geoffrey
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to every physician
in the Philadelphia area.
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Sounds right.
How does that concern us?
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Since I'll be busy with Geoff,
it means you boys
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need to take Erica
to our scheduled
Mother-Daughter Spa Day.
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Spa day?
That's girl stuff.
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Yeah, do these
rugged hands look like
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they would ever take part
in whatever feminine hijinks
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goes on in that building
that was clearly
a Taco Bell once?
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I'm with Barry.
No Taco Bell toes.
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You'll get a pedicure,
a facial,
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and a hot-stone massage.
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And make sure that Erica
gets the stress relief
she so desperately needs!
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Here I go, I guess!
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Great. Now we have
to be pampered.
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Weddings are
so challenging
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for the brothers
of the bride.
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ADULT ADAM: As we set off
to relax with Erica,
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Geoff was about to do
anything but.
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This boy is not well.
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Drain him, scan him,
and scrape him,
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mouth to exit.
Leave nothing out.
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You can leave the exit out!
M-My exit is perfect!
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N-Not that I examine it!
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I mean, it... It does its job.
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Relax. (CLEARS THROAT)
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Let's explore.
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ADULT ADAM: As Geoff
did anything but relax,
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that's all we were doing.
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Robes? I don't do well
in loosely-bound clothing.
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I'm a magnet for ill-timed
breezes and errant doorknobs.
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Love your body, Adam.
I love mine.
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It's why
I don't use the belt.
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Well, you should.
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I'm already freaking out
about this wedding.
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There can't be more
for me to unsee.
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What's her problem?
Who am I?
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00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:02,482
The guy who
wants to know her?
249
00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:04,652
Oh, my God,
you two dopes
are so lucky.
250
00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:06,186
No one will ever
marry you.
251
00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,821
Oh, no, thank you!
252
00:08:07,955 --> 00:08:09,122
I don't like it when
people touch my...
253
00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:11,892
F... Hachi machi!
Ooh, please do not stop
254
00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:13,661
until you are legally
mandated to.
255
00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:16,764
ADULT ADAM: And so,
our very different
journeys began.
256
00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:19,299
As we found ourselves in
a state of deep relaxation...
257
00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:20,834
Oh, yeah.
258
00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:22,502
Yeah, really get in there.
259
00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:24,772
...Geoff, on the other hand,
did not.
260
00:08:24,905 --> 00:08:26,273
Please don't make me
go in there! Please!
261
00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:28,976
Oh, man.
That is cool.
262
00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:31,444
Uncool! Shouldn't I
be wearing a lead vest?
263
00:08:31,579 --> 00:08:33,113
♪
264
00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:34,447
Do hot stones hurt?
265
00:08:34,582 --> 00:08:35,649
Do spinal taps hurt?
266
00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,118
Ooh.
267
00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:39,219
Ohh!
268
00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,254
ALL: Ooh!
269
00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:42,322
Aah!
270
00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:43,791
Today was so nice.
271
00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:45,358
Thank you guys
so much for coming
with me.
272
00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:47,127
I had a great time.
This was amazing.
273
00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:48,629
Wait. Are you guys crying?
274
00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:51,699
All these luxurious treatments
have opened up things in me.
275
00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:53,300
I know.
I'm examining my life
276
00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:54,868
in ways I never have before.
277
00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:57,470
I'm just so happy
that you're marrying Geoff.
278
00:08:57,605 --> 00:08:59,106
It's just so beautiful.
279
00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:00,741
It really is.
For the first time,
280
00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,310
my pores
and my heart are open.
281
00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:05,278
You're marrying
my best friend. Oh.
282
00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,816
I would go over there,
but it's just too far.
283
00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:10,183
ADULT ADAM: While the spa
made us right,
284
00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:12,152
the doctor couldn't find
anything wrong.
285
00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:14,021
We've run every test
imaginable, son.
286
00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:17,190
I mean, some not
in the least bit routine
for a man of your age.
287
00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:19,126
The mammogram
did give me pause.
288
00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:21,194
I can't find
anything wrong with you.
289
00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:23,096
Well, then there
has obviously been an error.
290
00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,364
Geoff, back in the tube.
291
00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:26,800
No, don't make me go back in
that mean robot's belly!
292
00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:28,902
Have you been feeling
any stress recently?
293
00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:30,904
A little.
Got a wedding coming up.
294
00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,507
I have a diagnosis...
295
00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:36,977
A classic case
of cold feet.
296
00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:39,012
Impossible.
Geoff loves Erica.
297
00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:40,714
All he wants to do
is marry her.
298
00:09:40,848 --> 00:09:43,416
It's too bad
that Dr. Cold Hands
here couldn't help me.
299
00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:46,920
(COUGHS) Guess I'll have to
go tell Erica the bad news...
300
00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:48,922
We'll have to
indefinitely postpone.
301
00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:51,825
ADULT ADAM: And that's
when my mom made
a diagnosis of her own...
302
00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:54,061
Geoff was full of (BLEEP).
303
00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:57,397
ADULT ADAM: After being
forced by our mom
304
00:09:57,530 --> 00:09:59,399
into a pre-wedding day
of relaxation,
305
00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,334
my siblings and I
were riding high.
306
00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:03,203
Spas are the best!
307
00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,673
Who knew my skin, nails,
and brows
308
00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:07,240
could look as perfect
as the rest of me?
309
00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:09,609
Lately I've been feeling crazy
with all this wedding stuff,
310
00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:11,912
so I'm really happy
that we got to do
this spa thing together,
311
00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:13,113
the three of us.
312
00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:15,215
Sis, we're the lucky ones.
313
00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:17,651
We got several uninterrupted
hours with the bride!
314
00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:19,787
I don't see why we shouldn't
do this every weekend.
315
00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,454
We're spa siblings now.
316
00:10:21,588 --> 00:10:23,456
Spa siblings?
I love it.
317
00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,927
(SIGHS)
Is she the best?
318
00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:29,596
I feel like she's the best,
and we've taken it for granted
our entire lives.
319
00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:31,064
Definitely.
We gotta do something
320
00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:32,800
to keep her
in a good head space
this weekend.
321
00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:35,435
What if we made her a batch
of that cucumber water
from the spa?
322
00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:38,571
Yes! To the crisper drawer!
323
00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:42,575
Beverly, for the,
uh, ceremonial smashing
of the glass,
324
00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:45,645
will a liturgical broom
and dustpan be provided,
325
00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:47,781
or is the one
from my garage okay?
326
00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:50,617
Forget the wasteful ancient
traditions of my people!
327
00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:51,819
We got a bigger problem.
328
00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,887
The groom is
the picture of health.
329
00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:55,055
Well, that sounds
like good news
330
00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:56,724
for a young man
about to be wed.
331
00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:59,827
It's not. The doctor says
he's got a raging case
of the yips.
332
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,795
Ooh.
Yeah, that burns.
333
00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:04,031
No! It means
he's got cold feet.
334
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:07,267
Oh, my. And as
the terrifying mother
of the bride,
335
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,837
I trust that you're gonna
give him the space
and time he needs
336
00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:11,071
to come to his senses?
337
00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:13,140
I am gonna bring
so much pain,
338
00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:14,875
he'll need a second epidural
after the one
339
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,309
I forced him to get earlier.
340
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:19,679
I may be but a humble deacon
masking as a rabbi
341
00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:21,681
for the wedding
of my boss' daughter,
342
00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:25,118
but that is a bad idea.
343
00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:27,487
It could permanently affect
your relationship with Erica.
344
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,056
Erica. Crap!
345
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,557
I forgot she was
even part of this!
346
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:33,560
You thinking
what I'm thinking?
347
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,628
We wallop Geoff
with these cukes and picks?
348
00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:37,030
It's time
the brothers Goldberg
349
00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:38,932
had a little chat
with the groom.
350
00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:42,269
ADULT ADAM: And so,
Barry and I set out
to defend our spa sibling
351
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,404
by giving Geoff a little
special treatment of his own.
352
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,906
Nice style choice, fellas.
353
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,707
Barry, you look like
David Bowie
354
00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,309
in his business-chic years,
and, Adam,
355
00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:51,144
you look like Meryl Streep
in Kramer vs. Kramer.
356
00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:53,080
That is so kind.
357
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,182
She had so much
gravitas and...
358
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,150
And we're tough guys!
That's right.
359
00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:59,753
We exude danger,
and you're terrified of us
360
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,054
and the lines
we might cross.
361
00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:02,455
The only thing
I'm terrified about
362
00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:04,157
is that I haven't
offered you
a lemonade.
363
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,458
Will you guys get
on in here?
364
00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:06,693
Don't tell me what to do.
365
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:09,196
I tell you what to do
'cause I'm bad cop.
366
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:11,031
And you know what?
I'm also bad cop!
367
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:12,866
Dude, we can't both
be bad cop.
368
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,201
It's twice as intense.
369
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:15,869
ADAM: Which gives him
no reason to trust us.
370
00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:17,905
Who are you,
good bad cop?
371
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,539
Did you guys
need something, or...
372
00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,174
You say nothing!
Talk and die!
373
00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:24,111
GEOFF: Whoa!
374
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,712
Tell us why
you don't wanna
marry Erica!
375
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:27,180
What? Who said that?
376
00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:29,382
Tell us why you're gonna smash
our sister's delicate heart
377
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:30,583
into a million tiny pieces!
378
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,721
Barry? Adam?
What's going on?
379
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:37,424
Your brothers are trying
to intimidate me
for some reason.
380
00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:38,959
I hate that you have to
learn it this way,
381
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,028
but since
we are spa siblings,
you must know...
382
00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:42,429
Geoff, he doesn't wanna
marry you.
383
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,364
And we'll take
any number of
household items
384
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:45,565
to do harm upon him.
385
00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,234
Because spa siblings.
386
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,602
I do wanna marry Erica,
and what the hell
is a spa sibling?
387
00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:52,940
Aw, did you guys threaten
my fiance on my behalf?
388
00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:54,374
Wow, we really did
bond today.
389
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:57,177
So hard.
Family finally means
something to me.
390
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,112
And Geoff doesn't have
cold feet.
391
00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,214
He's just faking sick
to get out of the wedding.
392
00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:03,616
If you wanna get married,
why are you trying to
get out of it?
393
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:06,019
Because Mom planned
the most over-the-top ceremony
394
00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:07,420
of all time.
395
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:08,822
Geoff was just trying
to give me what I want.
396
00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,390
Aww.
He cherishes you.
397
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:11,624
I really do.
398
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,593
I know that
only moments ago,
we were planning
399
00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:15,195
on committing violence
upon you,
400
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:16,964
but now all that rage
has turned into
401
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:17,931
a mushy clump of love.
402
00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:19,666
We're all spa siblings!
403
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,601
I guess since this whole
sick thing didn't work out,
404
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,136
there's only one thing
left to do.
405
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:24,838
Hide in the attic like I did
when my dad tried
406
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:26,306
to make the family walk
the Freedom Trail?
407
00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:27,507
It's like
a hundred miles long.
408
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,542
No. It's my wedding.
409
00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:30,944
I gotta stand up
to my mom.
410
00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:32,379
That's not
gonna end well.
411
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:33,680
Probably not.
But she's not gonna
do it alone.
412
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,415
We're a team.
413
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:36,950
ADULT ADAM: While
our feelings toward
Geoff had warmed,
414
00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:38,618
it seemed
the weather had not.
415
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,988
What do you mean
all flights are canceled?
416
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:43,123
Baruch ata adonai...
417
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:45,458
Aunt Ida, just, uh,
hand the phone
418
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,527
to the witch typing loudly
in the background.
419
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,762
Melech ha-olam...
420
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:52,265
Is that the proper amount
of guilt and phlegm?
421
00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:54,401
I don't care
what the FAA says,
422
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:57,604
the BEV says open
all the gates!
423
00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:59,973
No one's ever been killed
by a little ice.
424
00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:02,976
Actually,
Grandfather Antoine
met the Lord
425
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:06,279
while grabbing
the Ottawa Journal
on our driveway sleet.
426
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:09,249
Olav ha-sholom,
Pappy Brown.
427
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:12,019
Don't you put me on hold...
D... Dammit!
428
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:13,320
LOU: Beverly,
we have big problems.
429
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,623
Cousin Hertzel
is stuck in Newark!
430
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,591
And I heard that Geoffrey
wasn't feeling well
431
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:22,295
from multiple calls from
our panicked insurance agent.
432
00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:25,098
Relax, Linda, I made sure
he had every tube,
433
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:26,699
needle, and camera
jabbed into him.
434
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,801
And do you know what
the diagnosis was?
Cold feet.
435
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,303
Like frostbite?
436
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:34,507
Oh, Lou's side does
have a history
of terrible circulation.
437
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,843
And your whole family
are Ferrignos?
438
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:38,211
Oh, my God!
You're all so stressed
439
00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,213
and miserable.
It's hilarious.
440
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,916
Everyone stop!
I don't have cold feet!
441
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:45,318
Yes! So my plan
to not kill you
was the right one.
442
00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:47,287
We need to talk about
the wedding.
443
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:48,855
Erica, believe me,
Mama will make sure
444
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,523
that everything goes
as planned.
445
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,892
That's just the thing...
MURRAY: Hey!
446
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:56,629
The storm is back and tracking
right into us, folks.
447
00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:59,699
Please, cancel those plans
and stay inside.
448
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:02,002
No! I diverted you once,
Mother Nature,
and I'll do it again.
449
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:04,804
Move, wretched blizzard!
450
00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:06,739
ADULT ADAM: Not if my sister
had anything to do with it.
451
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:07,840
Come on, storm buddy.
452
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,843
Ice us!
Ice us but good!
453
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:13,546
The temperature is dropping
incredibly fast.
454
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,448
They have
a concerning amount
of confidence
455
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,150
in their sway on nature.
456
00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:19,519
Erica, you're moving
the storm the wrong way!
457
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,621
I'm moving it
right where I want it!
458
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,756
Stop! It's for our
dream wedding!
459
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:26,259
This isn't
my dream wedding,
it's yours!
460
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:27,727
How dare you.
461
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,896
I have been working non-stop
to make everything perfect.
462
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,431
How dare you!
463
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:33,533
I wanted something
simple and sweet,
464
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,168
but you've turned it
into a literal circus.
465
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:36,869
I think I saw
a bearded lady.
466
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:38,371
That may have been
my Great Aunt Edna.
467
00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,073
She has pituitary issues.
468
00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:42,075
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
469
00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:44,077
Oh. Well,
I hope you're happy,
470
00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:46,113
'cause now it looks
like there's not gonna
be a wedding.
471
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:47,981
Of course I'm not happy, Mom.
472
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,716
I can't wait to marry Geoff,
473
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:52,252
but I just want it to be
my wedding and not yours.
474
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,421
♪
475
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:02,495
ADULT ADAM: Thanks
to the weather,
476
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,464
Erica and Geoff's wedding
was off.
477
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,066
But an unexpected ice storm...
478
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:07,400
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
479
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:08,801
...wasn't the only surprise
that day.
480
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,304
Are you...
481
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:14,241
Rock-Pop sensation
Richard Marx?
482
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,375
In the smoking-hot flesh.
483
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,144
Not the real Richard Marx.
484
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:18,811
No, I definitely am
the real Richard Marx.
485
00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:20,447
Look at
my lustrous hair.
486
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,582
This gorgeous mane sold
10 million albums alone.
487
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,817
And this smile? Another 10.
488
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:28,055
If you're
the real Richard Marx,
then how big is a Grammy?
489
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:30,557
Well, I don't think you
have to be Richard Marx
to know that, but...
490
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,459
About yea big.
It is him.
491
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,027
The man who wrote
Don't Mean Nothin'
492
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,795
about the perils of
the entertainment business.
493
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,630
Serious question,
who's that for?
494
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:40,333
Look, your mother hired me
to play a wedding,
but the roads are closed,
495
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:41,934
so I wanted to
return her check.
496
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:46,539
Richard Marx
is a class act.
497
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,641
It's true.
Global superstardom
498
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:51,411
and endless wealth
haven't changed me.
499
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:54,281
Anyway, it's really bad
out here. Could I come in?
500
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:56,383
Although I do feel like
I know you intimately
501
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:57,984
because of
your emotional lyrics,
502
00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,386
you're still a stranger.
503
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,720
Dad!
MURRAY: What?
504
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,422
Can Richard Marx come in?
No!
505
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,291
But I'm Richard Marx.
506
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,859
He's always grumpy.
Just don't set up
in front of the TV.
507
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:09,196
I've written
a ton of power ballads.
You, uh, wanna hear 'em?
508
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:10,797
Not even a little.
509
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,865
ADULT ADAM: As we
welcomed in
a global pop star,
510
00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:14,534
my mom had to face
her own music.
511
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:15,635
Hey.
512
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,404
Hey.
Errm.
513
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,005
I want to tell you something.
514
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:20,507
What? Did one of
the unicorns
515
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:21,874
accidentally gouge
a fire-eater?
516
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:23,843
I am sorry.
517
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:28,881
I wanted to throw you
a wedding as big
as the love I have for you
518
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,684
instead of the one
you really wanted.
519
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:35,388
Mom, I tried to tell you,
the wedding of my dreams
520
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:37,490
just needs this guy
that I'm crazy about
521
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,192
and the people
that we love
around us.
522
00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:40,293
Nothing more.
523
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:41,928
I see that now.
524
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,863
Um, well, come on.
525
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:45,998
I want to show you something.
526
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:48,501
Oh, you might want to
put on your dress and tux.
527
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:53,206
(RIGHT HERE WAITING PLAYS)
528
00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:56,643
ADULT ADAM: And so,
in the house she grew up in,
529
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:59,246
surrounded by
all the people she loved,
530
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:03,116
what was the biggest wedding
in Jenkintown history
531
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,584
became the smallest.
532
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,487
And it was just
what Erica wanted.
533
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:10,857
♪
534
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:13,126
Oh, my God.
This is incredible.
535
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:14,627
MURRAY:
My little peanut.
536
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,530
Yeah, well, your brothers
took care of most of it.
537
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,632
For you,
we'd do anything.
538
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,568
♪
539
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:24,604
We don't say it enough,
but we love you, sis.
540
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:25,705
So much.
541
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,073
That's so sweet.
542
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:29,309
And holy crap.
Is that Richard Marx?
543
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,578
Damn right it is. Hello.
544
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:34,080
He's the only thing
I kept from the original celebration.
545
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,047
Is it okay?
546
00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:37,049
Mom, this is perfect.
547
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:38,351
Thank you.
548
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:42,222
♪
549
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:43,456
MURRAY: Sweetheart.
550
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:46,993
♪
551
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:51,264
You ready?
552
00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:54,100
I've never been more ready
for anything in my life.
553
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:56,703
ADULT ADAM: So,
under the glow of
our candlelit living room,
554
00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:59,506
Erica and Geoff,
high school sweethearts,
555
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:00,640
got hitched.
556
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,911
Sometimes, the right guy has
always been there,
557
00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:08,147
carrying a cello
and unable to eat Thai food.
558
00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:12,485
But I love your kindness,
your compassion,
559
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:16,789
your endless patience,
and your love.
560
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:19,959
ADULT ADAM: It wasn't
what they had planned.
561
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:24,331
You've never washed a dish,
nor accepted any criticism
562
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:25,665
in the gentle way
I intended.
563
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,133
(CHUCKLES)
564
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,302
But you've also
never backed down
from a fight
565
00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:30,670
when you knew it was
the right thing to do.
566
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:33,105
♪
567
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,173
I love your strength.
568
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:35,875
I love your courage.
569
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,710
I even love your family.
570
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,246
(CHUCKLING)
571
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,748
But mostly, I love you.
572
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:44,451
♪
573
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:50,290
ADULT ADAM: But
it turned out to be
the perfect night
574
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,792
for the perfect couple.
575
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:55,127
VIC: By the power
vested in me,
576
00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:57,697
by the Commonwealth
of Pennsylvania,
577
00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,699
I pronounce you man and wife.
578
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:00,933
You may kiss the bride.
579
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:03,202
MARX:
** Wherever you go
580
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:06,205
♪ Whatever you do
581
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:11,544
♪ I will be right here
waiting for you
582
00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:14,381
♪ Whatever it takes
583
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:17,550
♪ Or how my heart breaks...
584
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,185
ADULT ADAM: Geoff was right.
585
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:22,389
We all felt the love
in the house that night
586
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,957
as our families joined
to become one.
587
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:26,959
♪
588
00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:28,395
It was a dream come true.
589
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:31,731
♪ You've got me going crazy...
590
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,666
ADULT ADAM:
For Erica and Geoff,
591
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:37,770
for my parents, for all of us.
592
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,339
♪ I will be right here
waiting for you ♪
593
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,541
My baby's married!
594
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:44,411
(ALL CHEERING)
595
00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:46,679
♪
596
00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:54,521
Excuse me. I was wondering
if I could maybe get
my check back now?
597
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:56,423
Your check
for what exactly,
Richard Marx?
598
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,257
For my performance.
599
00:20:58,391 --> 00:20:59,426
I kinda nailed it.
600
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,227
Oh, my. A certain
platinum artist
601
00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:03,195
is very big
for his britches.
602
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:04,464
Well, I'll tell you what.
603
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,798
I'm gonna write down
a number,
604
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:08,568
and you can either
take it or leave it.
605
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,270
That is not a number.
606
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:12,739
And why would I
do that to myself?
607
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,941
Oh, boo-hoo.
Write a sad song about it.
608
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:17,109
Oh, I will! And it'll be
a number-one smash hit!
609
00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:18,244
There you go.
610
00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:19,512
And I'm taking this!
611
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,715
Beautiful hair.
You, too.