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Back in the '80s, my brother
was an unlikely ladies' man.
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But when
he met Joanne, an equally
unpredictable wildcard,
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he finally found
his perfect fit.
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Thank you for attending
this emergency presentation
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of our plans
for your bachelor
and bachelorette parties.
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None of this seems
like an emergency.
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Shut up!
Let's begin with diving,
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scuba, cliff, and sky.
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Your body might explode
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from all the drastic changes
in pressure.
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Yeah, the only thing
I'm jumping out of
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is bed
every morning at 5:00.
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More time for
a lazy breakfast
with a book.
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Fret not,
my gutless friend.
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I'll strap you to my back
so if the chute doesn't open,
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we'll smash together
into an indecipherable slop
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that our parents will pour
into a single grave.
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- Aw.
- Fun.
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Joanne,
what do you got for me?
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Are we doing
the two-man soup coffin?
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Better! We will be flying
to Seville to run with
the bulls!
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Or possibly Chicago
to run with Bulls forward
Scottie Pippen.
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I prefer neither.
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Hell you say?
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I spent minutes
on this stuff.
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Sorry, we're
just not interested
in group danger or injury.
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But it is my duty
as your best man
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to possibly ruin your life
with one filthy weekend.
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And my duty as a person
who wants to do
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improper and vulgar stuff.
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We have the solution.
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We're going to do a simple,
co-ed weekend
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with our friends
- at the beach.
- Boring!
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It won't be
as boring as you think
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because all of your exes
will be there.
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Bar, will you be okay
spending time
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with Lainey, Ren,
and Valley Erica?
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Worry about them.
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I'll be parading around
in my white Speedo
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with foxy Joanne
in her white Speedo.
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Aw.
Yeah, aw.
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Get over here.
Oh, ooh!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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♪ I don't know the future
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♪ But the past keeps
getting clearer every day ♪
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It was February 23rd,
1980-something,
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and my mom was meeting
with the officiant
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of my sister's wedding,
my dad's friend, Vic.
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And I boned up on
your people's
marriage rituals,
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and nowhere
in your sacred texts
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is it kosher for
the mother-in-law
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to hold hands
with the bride and groom
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as they do their vows.
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I guess we'll
just have to wait
for our three-person dance.
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Beverly, I assume
you've seen
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this morning's
Jenkintown Examiner?
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Ooh, I love the Examiner.
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They did that expose
on the donut place I like.
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My love of crullers helped
fund the war in Nicaragua.
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No, this is
about our children's
wedding announcement.
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Kinda what I wanted to talk
to you about, Beverly.
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"Geoffrey Todd Schwartz,
son of L and L Schwartz,
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"to wed Erica Goldberg,
daughter of Beverly Goldberg,
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"beloved cookbook author,
beloved almost lawyer,
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"and beloved Quaker Warden
of William Penn Academy."
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Are you concerned there
aren't enough "beloveds?"
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I faxed you a cornucopia
of biographical information,
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none of which
you included.
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Space was limited.
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So limited you couldn't
include our first names?
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And why is there
a photo of you?
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Well, I commissioned
a portrait, but it
wasn't ready.
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Now, thanks
for stopping by,
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but I have a wedding
to plan.
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Well, why don't I take
something off your hands?
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Uh, well,
you could valet the cars?
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I'm the father
of the groom.
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Also, I can't get in and out
of those low Japanese models.
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How 'bout this?
I make the video tribute.
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Adam's on that.
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Oh, Adam's
not on that.
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These are the last
couple months with
m'lady friend, Brea,
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so I'm kinda trying to...
you know, make hay.
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The fellas get it.
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- Not really.
- A little shame is a good thing, son.
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So it's decided then.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
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I probably should return
this to the library.
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You gotta spy on Lou
while he makes this video.
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- No thanks!
- Yes, thanks!
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This wedding is a sacred event
to our family.
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I need to know if Lou Schwartz
is doing me dirty!
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Doing you dirty?
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The man has season tickets
to something called
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"Jazz Under the Stars."
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I'll buy you something
expensive.
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That's all
you had to say.
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While my mom suspected
Lou was up to no good,
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Geoff and Erica were down
the shore for their
big weekend.
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What's with the flowers?
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They're for Barry's exes.
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He thought
it'd be a nice way
to welcome them.
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While my former lovers
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may no longer be able
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to enjoy my ripped bod
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or neon charisma,
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these flowers from
the open lot across
the street
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should ease the longing.
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I'm gonna ignore it all
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and ask that you never
- say "lovers" again.
- Hi.
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JTP!
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JTP! My boys
are in the house!
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Yeah, we are!
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- And we're psyched, man!
- Totally.
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When we first heard
you were doing something
nontraditional,
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we were like, "What?"
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Yeah, but then we realized
we're single men.
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We can do unspeakable acts
any time we want.
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Oh, big time.
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I am just
one bad choice away
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from ruining my life
and many others.
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Well, why don't you dip
your toes in these
rough waters
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and try
this crudites plate?
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Oh, carrot crazy.
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We made it!
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Barely. We had a little
problem with our flight.
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Uh, a flight of tequila
at our stopover
in Detroit.
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Yeah. I like
the clear kind
and also the other kind.
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- Oh.
- So much.
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There they are,
all my former flames.
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Just a little bit dimmer.
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Here, let me throw
some kerosene
on that.
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And what are these for?
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For your bravery.
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Why are we brave,
exactly?
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Well, you showed up here
at the great personal cost
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of being around me
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and my erotically
potent lady friend, Joanne.
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She's also my sister,
so it takes time
getting used to.
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Anyway, you gutsy spinsters
need help with your bags?
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Oh, we're good.
The guys are on it.
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Guys? On it? Good?
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Everyone,
this is my husband,
Dr. Stephen Stephens.
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His name is ridiculous,
but he is rad.
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It's nice to meet
all of you.
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Oh, I should
take this.
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Dan Majerle
pulled his groin again.
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"Thunder" Dan Majerle
from the Phoenix Suns?
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Dr. Steve is their doctor.
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He's, like, always dealing
with their groins.
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You hear that, Bar?
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Dr. Stevie Stevenson
has your dream job.
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Please.
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Does he also own a secret
chocolate factory
on the side,
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but instead of chocolate,
it's biscuits?
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I just met him,
but I'm 100% certain no.
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- No, right?
- No, it's definitely no.
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- No.
- Oh!
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This is my special guy.
Mwah!
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- Also Steve.
- Am I crazy, or does he look familiar?
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Okay, nobody freak out,
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but Steve is one
of Willie Aames' stand-ins
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on the TV show
Charles in Charge.
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Oh, so cool!
Big deal.
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So you have his curls,
his dimples, his easy way.
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You don't have
his bank account.
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No, but my dad invented
two-sided tape,
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so I'm much richer.
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Bonjour!
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- Is place?
- Is place. Come here.
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Guys, meet my
new boy toy, Stephan.
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He's very pretty.
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Yeah, he is,
and so tall, too.
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We're gonna be
fast friends.
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Uh, unlikely.
The only English
he knows is "Is place?"
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Oh, then how'd you two
get together?
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You know, we have
other ways of communicating.
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- Mmm-hmm.
- Mmm-hmm.
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Okay, who wants
- top bunk?
- Whoo!
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- This way.
- That way.
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I guess she's just
gonna keep us
hanging on the other ways.
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Barry, this is great.
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You were worried
about nothing.
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All of your exes
are thriving.
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Oh, sweet, impossibly naive
Joanne, don't you see?
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They're not thriving.
They're dying inside.
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- They are?
- Yes.
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It's all an elaborate,
multi-person charade
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to hide their true feelings
for moi.
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It would be sad
if it wasn't hilarious.
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Laugh with me.
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As Barry was seeing his exes
in a new light,
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something dark was going on
with Lou's wedding tribute.
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Hi, Dr. Schwartz.
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My mom sent me over
with some family photos
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for the wedding
montage video.
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I'll be sure to add them
to the pile.
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My mom was also hoping
I could help out
with the video.
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No need.
I've already hired a pro.
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Oddly, his name
is also Adam Goldberg.
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Well, well,
Adam Goldberg the lesser.
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You two know each other?
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Former foes,
current apathetic
acquaintances.
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Future who knows.
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I thought
you moved to Hollywood
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to work
in the dream factories.
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I did, armed with the best
Mr. Belvedere script
ever written.
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The studio brass said that?
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My nana did.
She's impeccable with story.
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Unfortunately, the entirety
of show business disagreed.
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None of this came out
in the interview,
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but thanks for
dropping by, Adam.
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I'd like him to stay.
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I need some extra hands
sorting all this crap.
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You mean my treasured
family memories?
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It's pictures
set to music.
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It ain't Belvedere,
brother.
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Maybe I can see
- what you have so far?
- No, no, no, no.
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You can start by fueling up
our creative tanks
with coffee.
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Oh, I'm no good
with tasks.
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That's the industry, kid.
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You start at the bottom
and work your way up
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to paying rent
to live in your
nana's sunroom.
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And so, instead
of keeping an eye on Lou,
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I was keeping an eye
on his lengthy to-do list.
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I got the dry cleaning.
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It would've been easier
if you had given me
the ticket,
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or the address.
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I'm back from the vet.
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Mitzy's anal glands
are officially expressed.
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Back from all the McDonald's
in the Philly area.
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Turns out it's not
Shamrock Shake season,
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as I gently
tried to explain to you.
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I'm back.
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Where's Lou?
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I somehow found
extra-large toenail clippers.
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Wait, you haven't even
cracked open my mom's
photo album yet.
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Welcome to the nasty side
of weddings, pal.
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It's not all about
the happy couple's
special day.
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What are you saying?
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I'm saying this video tribute
is all Schwartz.
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As Lou was putting
his family front and center,
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my brother
was calling for backup.
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Thank you for coming to
246
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this emergency 6:00 a.m.
meeting of the JTP.
247
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You told us
there'd be bagels and OJ.
248
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That was a cover
for the reason
we're gathering,
249
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to stop my exes
from ruining this weekend.
250
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But there's a poppy seed
and juice in front of you...
251
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That's where I got
252
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the idea for the lie.
253
00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:03,020
Think before
you interrupt me,
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00:09:03,194 --> 00:09:04,631
Matt Bradley.
255
00:09:04,805 --> 00:09:06,154
How exactly are Lainey, Ren,
and Valley Erica
256
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ruining the weekend?
257
00:09:07,459 --> 00:09:09,070
Well, it's become
painfully clear
258
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that they're not over me
and desperately want me back.
259
00:09:11,159 --> 00:09:12,377
That is not clear.
260
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:13,944
One of them is married.
261
00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:16,164
Yeah, last night I heard
Stephan and Ren's
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fondness for each other
through the wall.
263
00:09:17,731 --> 00:09:19,428
They snatched up
a trio of losers
264
00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:21,082
to try and ease
the pain of seeing me.
265
00:09:21,256 --> 00:09:23,867
Dude. Steve runs
with the brat pack's B-team,
266
00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:25,869
Dr. Steve rebuilt
Jeff Hornacek's knee,
267
00:09:26,043 --> 00:09:27,262
and Stephan's butt and jaw
were just featured
268
00:09:27,436 --> 00:09:29,525
in a Calvin Klein
magazine ad!
269
00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:31,005
I took a look.
It's nice.
270
00:09:31,179 --> 00:09:33,355
But do they have
what I have?
271
00:09:33,529 --> 00:09:34,835
An exaggerated sense
of self-worth?
272
00:09:35,009 --> 00:09:36,967
A big toe
with a really small nail?
273
00:09:37,141 --> 00:09:38,665
I was going
to say the nail thing.
274
00:09:38,839 --> 00:09:41,058
Barry magic.
275
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So there's only
one thing to do.
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Nothing.
It's obviously nothing.
277
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I will shame their boyfriends
with my intense masculinity
278
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until they are forced to leave
under a cloud of humiliation.
279
00:09:51,286 --> 00:09:52,722
How would that
help anything?
280
00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:55,377
It will force my exes to admit
their undying love for me.
281
00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:59,424
Then, after many tears,
we can all begin to heal.
282
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,209
I guess from a twisted,
shoehorned,
283
00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:04,081
almost 100% wrong
point of view, that makes
some sense.
284
00:10:04,255 --> 00:10:06,562
- Some indeed.
- Great news!
285
00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:08,695
Today, we're going to
have some fun playing
The Bach-lympics.
286
00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:10,610
It's a combination
of "bachelor"
and "Olympics."
287
00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:12,089
Everybody gets it, Geoff.
288
00:10:12,263 --> 00:10:13,917
Anyway, we're going to be
playing games.
289
00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:16,746
Physical and mental challenges
290
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that showcase one's dominance
over weaker foes.
291
00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:22,143
It's perfect.
292
00:10:22,317 --> 00:10:23,927
Your tone and words suggest
you're not approaching this
293
00:10:24,101 --> 00:10:26,408
with the fun
that's intended,
but okay.
294
00:10:26,582 --> 00:10:29,324
I will crush these men
under my Jordans.
295
00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:32,283
Or flip-flops
if it's on the sand.
296
00:10:32,457 --> 00:10:33,850
This seems like
a huge mistake.
297
00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:35,722
I'm too tired and hungry
to stop him.
298
00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:37,201
I would not wear flip-flops
with your weird big toe.
299
00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:45,035
Lou had cut
our family from the wedding
video tribute,
300
00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:46,515
and it was up to me
to tell my mom.
301
00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:48,648
Hey, Mr. Brown,
is my mom around?
302
00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:50,650
She stepped out to yell
at a wedding vendor.
303
00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:52,521
Something about destroying
their entire lineage
304
00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:53,914
if they don't get
the stemware correct.
305
00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:55,698
She's a volatile lady.
306
00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:57,221
She's not gonna take
what I have to say easy.
307
00:10:57,395 --> 00:10:59,833
Lay down
your burden, Adam.
308
00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:02,966
I'm a deacon, and that means
more than just driving
309
00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:05,621
the church shuttle to and from
the devotional softball game.
310
00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:07,667
That kind of
sounds official.
311
00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:10,191
Lou's not including our family
in the video montage at all.
312
00:11:10,365 --> 00:11:13,020
Oh, no!
I can't know that!
313
00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:16,806
You have to tell your mother
so her and Lou
314
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:20,114
can, uh, discuss this calmly
and rationally, as adults.
315
00:11:20,288 --> 00:11:22,029
Calm? Rational?
316
00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:23,552
Those words don't sound like
things my mom is
317
00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:24,422
or ever will be.
318
00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:26,250
There's my Schmoo.
319
00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:28,252
Did you find out Lou's
trying to steal
the wedding yet?
320
00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:31,560
- How'd you know?
- That overstuffed pastry bag was so obvious.
321
00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:34,084
Come on,
dish the dirt to Mama.
322
00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:36,565
He's not using a single photo
of us in the video.
323
00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:38,654
But we can still
be reasonable
about this.
324
00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:40,525
I'll be as reasonable
with the seating chart
325
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,310
as he's being
with the video.
326
00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:44,834
Say hello to the parking lot,
Lou's cousin Glen.
327
00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:47,794
Oh, but Cousin Glen's
flying in from
Shaker Heights!
328
00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:49,970
- I can't be a part of this.
- Too late.
329
00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:51,362
You are gonna go destroy
that tape
330
00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:52,799
if you have to burn
the place to the ground.
331
00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:55,192
That's arson.
332
00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:56,977
Only if you
get caught. Go!
333
00:11:57,151 --> 00:11:58,674
Thanks for the help,
Deacon Do Nothing.
334
00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:00,502
Only God can judge me.
335
00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:02,896
And I imagine
he isn't pleased.
336
00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:04,854
While my mom was settling
the score with Lou,
337
00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:07,030
Barry was attempting to score
in The Bach-lympics.
338
00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:10,555
Okay, one, two,
three, toss!
339
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,253
First was the egg toss.
340
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:16,736
Damn it, Naked Rob!
How about a heads up?
341
00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:18,476
Next was the quick change.
342
00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:19,956
Alright, Stephan and I
are done!
343
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:26,093
Ooh-la-la!
That's what
I'm taking home.
344
00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:27,398
This is rigged!
345
00:12:27,572 --> 00:12:29,574
Stephan's a model!
He changes clothes
for a living!
346
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,881
And then came
the name-guessing game.
347
00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:33,448
Okay, it's two words.
The first is your dream job.
348
00:12:33,622 --> 00:12:34,710
- Ninja.
- No.
349
00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:36,364
- Vampire hunter.
- No.
350
00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:37,365
Intercontinental -wrestling champion?
- No!
351
00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:39,193
And time.
352
00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:41,543
"Dr. Zhivago"?
353
00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:43,893
That's not anyone's name.
I demand a fourth do-over.
354
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:46,243
No. And it's time
to check our leaderboard.
355
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:47,462
Ooh!
356
00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:48,855
Impossible!
357
00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:51,161
Barry... You're all cheating
358
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:53,033
by being knowledgeable about
your partners and the world!
359
00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:55,644
Off I go!
360
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:58,342
As my brother
had lost his grip
on the Steves,
361
00:12:58,516 --> 00:13:01,519
my mom had sent me
to get my hands on
Lou's wedding tribute.
362
00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:04,000
Hey. Did you finish
the video yet?
363
00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:06,307
Just slapped
my "a film by" credit on
364
00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:08,178
to let the crew know
they're just cogs.
365
00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:11,181
And just like that,
I was alone with the tape.
366
00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:13,227
It would be so easy
to destroy.
367
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:15,403
Hello, Adam.
368
00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:16,796
Or not.
369
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:18,754
What have you got
in your hand there?
370
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:19,711
Just your finished video.
371
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,626
Easy now.
372
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:25,326
Set the tape down, slow.
373
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,894
I think I'm gonna hold onto it
for a sec.
374
00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:29,330
Don't do
anything stupid, son.
375
00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:34,335
There!
376
00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:35,553
We're all safe now.
377
00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:37,338
Argh! Dr. Schwartz, please!
378
00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:39,557
As a doctor,
a pillar of the community,
379
00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:41,864
and as a father,
don't do this.
380
00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:43,039
Be the bigger man.
381
00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:45,520
Maybe you're right.
382
00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:47,348
Maybe I have taken this
too far.
383
00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:48,610
It's okay.
384
00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:50,699
You're not the only one.
385
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,919
You should see what my mom was
doing to the seating chart.
386
00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:54,355
- Oh?
- Well, let's just say
387
00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:56,531
your family was pushed
behind the carving station.
388
00:13:56,705 --> 00:13:58,750
I understand.
389
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:01,101
I don't understand!
390
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:03,755
Cousin Marlene
is in the overflow room?
391
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:06,367
- She has a palsied foot!
- You like that?
392
00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:09,239
Well, wait till you see
where I put your parents.
393
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:12,068
The freight elevator,
next to Great Uncle Yankel?
394
00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:14,157
You with Bev,
you get
395
00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:15,463
Okay, there's
the low point.
396
00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:18,466
- The wedding is off!
- And yet lower we go.
397
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:21,208
You can't call the wedding off
because I'm calling it off.
398
00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:22,557
Neither of you can
call it off.
399
00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:23,950
Fine! The wedding is back on,
400
00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:26,517
but I will make sure
it is terrible for you.
401
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:29,259
Oh, you don't know
terrible!
402
00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:32,262
Trust me, no one
knows terrible more
than she does, man.
403
00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:34,656
As the wedding battle
hit a fever pitch,
404
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:37,659
my brother was taking
one last swing
at beating the Steves.
405
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,748
The trophy goes to...
406
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:43,012
Me! Or it will,
after our last competition,
407
00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:47,625
a rap battle between me
and Dr. Steve for 100 points.
408
00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:48,757
You're behind by 200.
409
00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:51,194
One million points.
410
00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:52,369
Yeah, let me just
check the rules.
411
00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:54,589
- No.
- It's agreed.
412
00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:55,895
Dr. Steve,
do you accept
my challenge,
413
00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:58,288
or do you admit defeat?
414
00:14:58,462 --> 00:15:00,421
Sorry, um, I was on the phone
with the Suns' gorilla.
415
00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:01,726
He twisted his ankle
on a trampoline jam.
416
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,206
Are you talking to me?
417
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:05,252
Barry, can I talk
to you privately?
418
00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:07,776
Not now. I'm about to drop
some funky cold medina.
419
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:10,431
Okay, Big Tasty,
you can begin or whatever.
420
00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:13,260
♪ Dr. Steve
Older than the hills
421
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,697
♪ You gotta help him walk
or he'll take big spills
422
00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:18,526
♪ Hollywood Steve
ain't nothing like me
423
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:20,745
♪ Just a poor man's Aames
a wee Willie Wee
424
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,705
♪ Stephan can't
understand a word
425
00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:26,490
♪ Body by Jake
but the face of a turd
426
00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:29,624
♪ And then there's me
the greatest ex-boyfriend
427
00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:32,975
♪ The man who rocked
the world of Lainey
that one and Ren! ♪
428
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,025
Wow.
429
00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:41,157
I mean, I think we have
our winner,
430
00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:44,334
but what the heck,
I will give it a try.
431
00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:46,597
Do I have to spit
- as much as he did?
- Please don't.
432
00:15:46,771 --> 00:15:49,731
♪ Geoff and Erica,
a love born so true
433
00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:52,342
♪ For him and for her
there's nothing they won't do
434
00:15:52,516 --> 00:15:54,954
♪ When Geoff first saw you
his loving heart was slain
435
00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:57,608
♪ A woman so strong who still
had hands like the rain
436
00:15:57,782 --> 00:16:01,003
♪ Delicate and soft
a touch he needed
437
00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:03,527
♪ So to his deepest passion
this great man heeded
438
00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:06,095
♪ So together, they embark
on their journey of love
439
00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:08,010
♪ A God-given miracle
from heaven above! ♪
440
00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:13,798
That was amazing!
441
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,670
That made
my entire weekend.
442
00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:17,759
Dr. Steve,
how did you do that?
443
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:19,674
Well, I kind of channeled
all the love I'm feeling
444
00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:20,849
in this house, I guess.
445
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,590
I have two words
for you... Nice job?
446
00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:24,853
You suck and you're old!
447
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,681
Well, that was five words,
and I'm 36.
448
00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:29,292
My God, enough!
449
00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:31,555
This whole weekend,
you've been trying
to impress your exes,
450
00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:33,253
barely paying
attention to me.
451
00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:35,385
You're not over
any of them.
452
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:37,518
But at least now it's clear
who you are over.
453
00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:38,780
Me.
454
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:40,912
- Joanne, come on.
- Mmm-mmm.
455
00:16:44,829 --> 00:16:48,311
Thanks to my mom and Lou,
the wedding was falling apart.
456
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:50,096
So I decided to try
and put it back together.
457
00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:52,098
I need to make things right,
and I need your help to do it.
458
00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:54,100
That's what Wesley said in
season two's seminal episode,
459
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:56,232
"Requiem." Mr. Belvedere?
460
00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:58,104
Sorry. Sometimes,
I forget the world at large
461
00:16:58,278 --> 00:17:00,280
doesn't share my passion
for all things Belv.
462
00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:02,630
Look, I know
if we work together,
463
00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:05,850
we can make a wedding tribute
video so magical,
464
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,417
it could end
all this madness.
465
00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,506
But if you won't do it
for love or art,
466
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,073
would you do it for money?
467
00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:11,943
You had me at money.
468
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:15,817
And just like that,
we got down to work.
469
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:18,080
We used Schwartz photos,
Goldberg photos,
470
00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:20,213
even my home movies.
471
00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:22,867
And so I gathered the folks
who needed to see it most.
472
00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:26,349
Up next, Mr. Belvedere.
473
00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:27,524
"Mr. Belvedere"?
474
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,352
I'll tell you
what it's not,
475
00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:31,833
loving pictures of our family
set to a James Taylor song!
476
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:34,096
Damn it,
it happened again.
477
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:36,185
Those trucker pills were
supposed to keep me focused.
478
00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,318
Can I go? I despise
that fussbottom butler.
479
00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:41,408
Maybe because
he reminds you of you,
480
00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:43,366
a cranky buttinsky
who oversteps his role!
481
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:44,933
Oh, hell no!
482
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:46,282
I will not stand here
while you sully
483
00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:47,979
Lynn Aloysius Belvedere's
good name!
484
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,155
Aloysius?
485
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,113
Guys!
We wanted to remind you
486
00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:53,159
that weddings are about
coming together,
487
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:56,640
joining forces,
and being better for it.
488
00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,599
Erica and Geoff
are making a commitment
489
00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:01,428
to spend the rest
of their lives together.
490
00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:03,082
Why can't you celebrate that?
491
00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:04,648
I have been.
492
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:06,476
At the exclusion
of the Schwartzes!
493
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:09,000
He went too far
with the video,
494
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:10,785
but this all started
with that wedding
announcement.
495
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:12,830
That was very hurtful.
496
00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:15,268
I know. I'm sorry.
497
00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:17,444
It's just you're
this accomplished
eye doctor,
498
00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:20,055
and I'm just
the mother of the bride.
499
00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:23,145
I wanted
to feel important, too.
500
00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:26,627
Beverly, you're
incredibly important.
501
00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:29,499
You raised
a wonderful daughter
502
00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:32,589
that we're beyond delighted
to welcome into our family.
503
00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:34,374
And two great sons.
504
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:35,331
If you say so.
505
00:18:36,985 --> 00:18:38,421
You're right.
506
00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:39,944
I am a mother and a hero.
507
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,819
See, this is
what it's all about.
508
00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:46,690
You know what?
509
00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:48,170
It is
what it's all about.
510
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:49,867
I have so much work
to do.
511
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:53,219
Making a montage video that
includes both of our families?
512
00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:55,656
No, man.
I'm gonna take another crack
at my Belv script.
513
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,571
Toodle-oo.
514
00:18:57,745 --> 00:18:59,529
While my mom and Lou
were making things right,
515
00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:02,053
Barry was trying to figure out
where he went wrong.
516
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,796
Can I ask you guys
something,
517
00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:07,885
based on your
intimate knowledge of me?
518
00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:09,365
You and I kissed once
at a party,
519
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:11,672
but, sure,
I'll give you life advice.
520
00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:15,545
Why do I always ruin
the good things I have?
521
00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:19,158
Look, Bar, you're
the best, but you can
also be a little...
522
00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:20,420
Emotionally out of control?
523
00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:22,465
I was gonna say intense.
524
00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:24,467
And you're never better than
when you're not worrying about
525
00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:25,642
what other people
think of you.
526
00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,775
Or trying to show off.
527
00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:29,907
You have a giant heart,
and you were
a great boyfriend.
528
00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:30,995
I was?
529
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,823
- Yes.
- Absolutely.
530
00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:35,174
I thought your name was Gary
until this weekend.
531
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:37,828
Just be honest.
No weird plans or schemes.
532
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,787
Just tell her how you feel.
533
00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:41,005
I think I can do that.
534
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,051
We know you can.
535
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:45,532
I don't know
that you can,
but maybe?
536
00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:52,234
Joanne, I know
I've been a jerk.
537
00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:54,323
Yeah, you have.
538
00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:57,674
Look, all the women
I ever dated
539
00:19:57,848 --> 00:20:00,938
are now with amazing men,
so I freaked out.
540
00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:02,418
Because you're jealous.
Yeah, I get it.
541
00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:05,291
Because I got scared
that you might be
the next one
542
00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:06,379
to leave me
and go find your Steve.
543
00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:08,642
You really think that?
544
00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:13,081
Seems to be the pattern.
545
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:16,302
Barry, I would never dump you
for some amazing guy
546
00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:19,479
because you're
my amazing guy.
547
00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:23,961
You're my Steve.
548
00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:25,311
Guess I am the big winner
this weekend.
549
00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:26,703
Yeah, you are.
550
00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:28,618
♪ Oh We both are.
551
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:30,794
♪ Bring me higher love ♪
552
00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:34,363
Weddings bring
people together.
553
00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:35,973
The stress
that comes with them
554
00:20:36,147 --> 00:20:37,453
can sometimes
drive them apart.
555
00:20:37,627 --> 00:20:40,978
Give it up for Dr. Steve!
556
00:20:41,152 --> 00:20:43,981
But then again, what brings
everybody back together
557
00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:46,549
is remembering why they were
all there in the first place.
558
00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:48,595
'Cause when you
celebrate love
559
00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:50,901
with the people
you care about the most,
560
00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:53,469
there's no such thing
as a bad seat.
561
00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:56,037
Don't worry, kids,
the wedding is back on.
562
00:20:56,211 --> 00:20:57,734
- What?
- I don't even want to know.
563
00:20:57,908 --> 00:20:59,388
Even if getting there
564
00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:00,215
can sometimes be
a little confusing.
565
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:06,830
Uh-oh. We still don't have
a seat for your Aunt Edna.
566
00:21:07,004 --> 00:21:09,485
That woman is a pill.
She always pats my belly
and says,
567
00:21:09,659 --> 00:21:11,008
"Looks like
you're having twins."
568
00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:12,749
Screw you, Aunt Edna!
569
00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:14,751
At least I have eyebrows.
570
00:21:14,925 --> 00:21:17,319
Well, why don't
we put Aunt Edna
in the caterer's kitchen?
571
00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:19,234
I like where
your head's at.
572
00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:22,411
And I am not fond of my cousin
Ronnie who still cleans pools,
573
00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:24,108
so why don't we put him
in the smoking section?
574
00:21:25,545 --> 00:21:26,807
We work well together.
575
00:21:26,981 --> 00:21:28,374
Weddings really do bring out
the best in people.