1 00:00:01,376 --> 00:00:03,712 Adult Adam: Ah, "Fame." Back in the '80s, 2 00:00:03,712 --> 00:00:05,380 this tale of artsy kids singing and dancing their way 3 00:00:05,380 --> 00:00:07,174 through high school delighted me, 4 00:00:07,174 --> 00:00:08,592 but not everyone got it. 5 00:00:08,592 --> 00:00:10,093 They're all moving too much. 6 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:12,012 Aren't you swept up in their passion 7 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,472 and devotion to the craft? 8 00:00:13,472 --> 00:00:15,349 I'll give you a craft ‐‐ plumbing. 9 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:17,226 That's where they're all gonna be in 10 years, 10 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:20,187 when their knees give out and the songs don't pay the bills. 11 00:00:20,187 --> 00:00:23,357 How does every conversation end in your pro‐plumbing stance? 12 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:26,026 Turns out, I wasn't the only one obsessed with it. 13 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:29,613 I have everything in common with these artistic children. 14 00:00:29,613 --> 00:00:31,031 Oh, yeah? That last one 15 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,950 just did a backflip off a fire hydrant. 16 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:34,826 That's for official use, moron! 17 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:37,454 Us artsy types are an unpredictable bunch. 18 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:38,789 I'll give you a prediction ‐‐ 19 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:40,832 plumber, plumber, plumber, plumber. 20 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:43,085 Shush! We share an artist's soul. 21 00:00:43,085 --> 00:00:47,256 Yep, my mom had a bad case of "Fame" fever. 22 00:00:47,256 --> 00:00:48,757 [ Drumming ] Look at me. 23 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:50,676 [ Glasses dinging ] 24 00:00:50,676 --> 00:00:52,052 Fun stuff, Mrs. G. 25 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,929 But why exactly are you drumming on my glass of Tang? 26 00:00:53,929 --> 00:00:56,515 She's trying to re‐create the magical, rhythmic energy 27 00:00:56,515 --> 00:00:58,267 of the "Hot Lunch Jam" number from "Fame." 28 00:00:58,267 --> 00:01:00,352 Stop "Fame"‐ing us during dinner. 29 00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:02,145 Those were high school kids. You're like 100! 30 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:03,480 It's embarrassing. 31 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:05,482 Adam: Don't resist. We all know this rat‐a‐tatting 32 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:07,234 is gonna end in some family hip‐shaking 33 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:08,485 and booty‐quaking. 34 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:10,946 This reads as super crazy to me, but do your thing. 35 00:01:10,946 --> 00:01:12,489 Beverly: Unh! There you go, Geoffrey. 36 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:15,534 Feel the throbbing pulsations with your future mother‐in‐law. 37 00:01:15,534 --> 00:01:17,119 Geoff, don't you dare let the beat in. 38 00:01:17,119 --> 00:01:18,328 It's too late. Beat's knocking. 39 00:01:18,328 --> 00:01:20,289 Sorry, babe. Geoffy's gotta open the door! 40 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:22,249 Beverly: Whoo! Gah! I truly hate this, 41 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:24,251 but the sound is incomplete without my beatboxing. 42 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:25,711 [ Beatboxes ] Adam: Joanne? 43 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:28,171 Any interest in making sweet, sweet music with us? 44 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:29,965 Uh, the wording is questionable, 45 00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:32,301 but I make a habit of never saying no to anything. 46 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:34,636 Beverly: Uh‐oh! Look what I found 47 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:37,055 carelessly placed in front of Erica! 48 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:38,515 No, it's not going to happen. 49 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:40,601 I feel nothing. It doesn't work on me. 50 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:42,227 Come on. Fine. 51 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:43,478 ‐Ooh! ‐Whoo! 52 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:44,563 [ Upbeat music plays ] 53 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:46,940 Unh‐unh! Bring it on down. 54 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,692 [ Geoff humming ] Whoo, yeah! 55 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:50,861 Come on, Adam. Get on Mama's shoulders. 56 00:01:50,861 --> 00:01:52,404 It's time to take this to the street. 57 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:54,948 The power of the rhythm makes me believe that's a good idea. 58 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,783 Hot Lunch! Whoo! Okay. Whoa! 59 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,201 ♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪ 60 00:01:58,201 --> 00:02:01,330 ♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say ♪ 61 00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:05,709 ♪ I don't know the future ♪ 62 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:08,712 ♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪ 63 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:11,089 It was January 12th, 1980‐something. 64 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:13,800 For Erica and Geoff, a typical morning at college, 65 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:17,012 until my sister spotted her pal Jean Jacobs. 66 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:18,472 Jean? Hey. 67 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:20,307 Why are you wearing a party dress at 7:00 in the morning? 68 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:22,517 Ooh, are you going to a Daytime Emmy watch party? 69 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:24,686 Outstanding Game Show Host is a nail‐biter this year. 70 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:26,355 I'm just heading home from an all‐nighter. 71 00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:28,940 It was awesome. We pre‐gamed at the Villanova tailgate, 72 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:31,193 and then we post‐gamed at this abandoned cookie factory, 73 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:33,570 but that sucked, so I called my friend Alice. 74 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:35,656 She was at Sammy's with this guy she's hooking up with. 75 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:36,907 Y'all know Tater? 76 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:39,576 I know tater tots, the fry's rambunctious cousin. 77 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:40,661 Don't care for their shape. 78 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,412 Well, our night was bananas, too. 79 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:44,581 We watched a bartender do crazy bottle tricks, 80 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:45,999 and then he got into a fight with his boss, 81 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,501 who's also a bottle juggler, 82 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:48,877 and then he moved to Jamaica. 83 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:50,754 Isn't that the plot to the movie "Cocktails" 84 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:51,922 starring Tom Cruise? 85 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:53,715 Yeah, we rented it and ordered in Chinese. 86 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:55,217 The egg rolls were heavy, so I fell asleep 87 00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:56,426 and don't really know how it ends. 88 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:57,928 Oh, he gets the girl. Oh, nice. 89 00:02:57,928 --> 00:03:00,472 Aww. I forgot you guys are all locked down, 90 00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:02,057 just engaged and crap. 91 00:03:02,057 --> 00:03:03,975 Well, one woman's crap is another man's 92 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:05,936 mountaintop of utter bliss. 93 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:07,521 Don't oversell it, Geoff. 94 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,106 So we'll catch you in poli sci later? 95 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:10,899 I can't. I gotta crash. 96 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:12,401 And then I gotta figure out what I'm wearing 97 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:14,486 to the Theta Beta Just Your Bra Party. 98 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:16,071 Seems like it's right there in the name. 99 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:17,781 College is the best! 100 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:19,282 [ Giggles ] Bye! 101 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:21,952 With that, Erica and Geoff couldn't help but wonder 102 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:24,996 why their college experience felt a little different. 103 00:03:24,996 --> 00:03:27,791 So, Jean Jacobs is really getting after it. 104 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:29,042 Are we getting after it? 105 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:31,378 Of course. We just got the monthly rental record 106 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:32,504 at West Coast Video. 107 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:33,797 We beat out everyone, including that boy 108 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:35,590 with no immune system who can't go outside. 109 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:37,259 You're right. We're crushing college. 110 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:39,010 Wrong! Buzzer sound! 111 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:40,637 Gah! How'd you get in here? 112 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:42,556 Also, I didn't even bake that lasagna yet. 113 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:44,099 This is what you get for giving me a key 114 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:45,308 in case of emergency. 115 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:46,685 And the emergency was, 116 00:03:46,685 --> 00:03:48,353 we wanted to see what was in your fridge. 117 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:49,813 I combined all your juices 118 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:51,731 into one giant tropical super‐juice. 119 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:53,191 It was horrible. I dumped it out. 120 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:54,651 Geoff and I do stuff. 121 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:56,069 We went to Bookbinder's on Friday. 122 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,988 I heard. Nana and Poppy said 123 00:03:57,988 --> 00:03:59,531 they ran into you on your way out, 124 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:00,991 and they eat dinner at, like, 4:00. 125 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:02,325 Well, we were beating the rush. 126 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:04,202 Which we did, by the way. Rush beaten. 127 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:05,871 You know what? Being engaged in college 128 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:08,415 has turned you both into pathetic, do‐nothing sad sacks. 129 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,459 Oh, come on. There's a whole community 130 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:12,878 of like‐minded young, engaged people on campus. 131 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:14,087 I mean, there has to be. 132 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,505 For sure. College is all about 133 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:17,215 permanent and endless monogamy. 134 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:20,177 You can totally be engaged in college and still be cool, 135 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:21,970 and we'll prove it with a dinner party. 136 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:24,556 It's either dinner or a party, Erica. 137 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:26,308 You can't have it both ways. 138 00:04:26,308 --> 00:04:27,642 Who's coming to this shindig? 139 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:31,104 You guys, and every fun‐loving engaged couple around. 140 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,023 [ Scoffs ] We'll lock in a few of those firecrackers, 141 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:34,691 and then you'll see how we go off. 142 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:36,318 To quote the teen who lives downstairs 143 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:38,320 that I'm desperate to impress, "Booya." 144 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,863 Booya indeed. 145 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:42,491 As Erica and Geoff insisted they weren't boring weirdos, 146 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:45,202 Principle Ball was busy boring the faculty. 147 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:48,580 Next week is our annual Teacher‐Senior‐Sendoff, 148 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:51,541 so why don't we just rip off the Band‐Aid 149 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,335 and do a quick rehearsal. 150 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:55,837 [ Kazoo note plays ] 151 00:04:55,837 --> 00:04:59,508 All: [ Dissonantly ] ♪ Voices ring out to thee ♪ 152 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:01,218 ♪ Hail, William Penn ♪ 153 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:02,511 Beverly: Stop it! 154 00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:04,721 These wonderful children have been in our care 155 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:06,723 for 12 formative years! 156 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:08,767 Don't you think they deserve a better send‐off 157 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:10,727 than some mournful dirge? 158 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:13,605 Oh, botheration. She's got something cooking. 159 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:15,065 You can tell by her tone. 160 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:17,651 Now, who knows the musical sensation "Fame"? 161 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:19,361 Don't you mean "Lame"? Ha! 162 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:22,072 Move over, Leonard Maltin. I'm starting my own takedown 163 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:23,657 of Hollywood's biggest misses. 164 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,242 You could call it "Woodburn's Burns." 165 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:27,118 I've never liked you till this moment. 166 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:28,995 Mm. Okay. Focus! 167 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:31,957 I'm talking about a big, theatrical production 168 00:05:31,957 --> 00:05:34,918 with singing, choreography, costumes, 169 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:37,128 and me at the center of it all. 170 00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:39,548 Or we could go with the dumb hymn. 171 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:41,800 It's horrible, but it's easier to sing 172 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,552 while plastered on cooking sherry. 173 00:05:43,552 --> 00:05:45,470 Maybe this should be a take aside, 174 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:47,681 but I like what you're putting out there. 175 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,724 These are our seniors we're talking about. 176 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:51,059 Let's blow it out. 177 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:53,395 As principal, I have the final word, 178 00:05:53,395 --> 00:05:54,938 and our crappy hymn it is. 179 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:57,774 Thank you, Earl, for shutting down Beverly Goldberg, 180 00:05:57,774 --> 00:06:00,485 who pitched an idea that we all hate. [ Laughs ] 181 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:03,321 I love your "Fame" idea. Really? 182 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:06,658 Yes. I'm a "Fame"‐a‐holic. I've seen it 19 times. 183 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:09,119 The ticket guy at the theater thinks I'm mentally unstable. 184 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:11,121 Well, you know, they have it on VHS, John. 185 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:14,291 I was an early adopter of the Sony format Betamax. 186 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:16,418 Its retail failure was also my own. 187 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:19,421 Then why'd you double down and say my idea was terrible? 188 00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:21,214 Peer pressure and outie belly buttons 189 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,591 are my greatest fears. 190 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:25,427 But you don't know how many school musicals I've sat through, 191 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:28,930 silently longing to be up there under those hot lights myself. 192 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:32,017 Then, baby, they'll remember your name. 193 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:33,268 That's from the movie! 194 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:34,603 [ Both laugh ] 195 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:36,730 While my mom and Glascott cooked up a plan, 196 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:39,357 dinner was served at Erica and Geoff's. 197 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:40,817 Who wants crostinis? 198 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:41,985 ‐Ooh. ‐Ooh. 199 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:44,821 Trip? Dawn? Some crusty bread for dipping? 200 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:46,448 Well, did you know bread from the fridge 201 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:49,159 goes stale six times faster than bread at room temperature? 202 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:50,619 Sweet bread fact, bro. 203 00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:52,746 I'll remember it next time I can't fall asleep. 204 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:55,915 After a painful search, Erica and Geoff managed to find 205 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:58,460 one other engaged couple on campus, 206 00:06:58,460 --> 00:06:59,836 who were boring as hell. 207 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:03,632 Who knew there were so many kinds of crisper drawers? 208 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:04,841 That's crazy. 209 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:08,637 It covers theft, water damage, natural disasters, 210 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:09,929 bodily injuries... 211 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:11,473 Everything crisps. 212 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:16,978 Lettuce, zucchini, squash, potatoes... 213 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:20,190 Turns out, our shower head wasn't properly sealed. 214 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:28,740 It was like, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip. 215 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:30,033 Interesting. 216 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:31,826 Babe? 217 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:32,619 Erica? 218 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:33,828 Oh. That's crazy. 219 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:35,080 We gotta do something. Yeah. 220 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,206 Sister Erica, 221 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:38,625 join me on the veranda to look at the moon? 222 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,210 Brother Geoff, can you show me 223 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:41,795 where you keep your sharpest knives? 224 00:07:42,671 --> 00:07:45,006 Dude, do you not see what's going on? 225 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:46,341 You're failing your partner. 226 00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:47,550 Wait, is Erica upset? 227 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:49,678 Yes, she's realizing her future is just gonna be 228 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:51,930 these stuffy‐ass dinners with Drip and Yawn. 229 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:54,391 Trip and Dawn. And, oh, my God, she is realizing that. 230 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:56,476 Yuh‐huh. She used to be a party girl, 231 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,061 but you shut the door on that part of her life 232 00:07:58,061 --> 00:07:59,187 when you got engaged. 233 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:00,438 You made her a snooze. 234 00:08:00,438 --> 00:08:02,691 Snooze? Dad says that's the button for quitters. 235 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:05,235 I can't believe Geoff roped us into dinner with these dipwads. 236 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,237 No, don't blame sweet, simple Geoffrey. 237 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:08,947 If this is anyone's fault, it's yours. 238 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:10,407 How? Think about it. 239 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:12,242 Geoff's always been Geoff ‐‐ 240 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:16,246 anxious, uptight, indecisive, hugely boring. 241 00:08:16,246 --> 00:08:17,414 But in a lovable way. 242 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:18,581 He's the best. 243 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:21,209 But you? You used to be a badass. 244 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:24,504 A dropout rock star who scared people. 245 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:25,672 Well, then what am I now? 246 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,757 Putting it gently? Walking, talking death. 247 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:29,217 Hey! Hey yourself. 248 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:31,553 You make Trip and Dawn seem like Robin Williams. 249 00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:32,929 This is all very unfair. 250 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:33,930 So what do I do? 251 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:35,724 You're gonna throw a rager. 252 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:38,143 The biggest party ever. 253 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:41,855 Also, side note, Dawn wants me bad. 254 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,523 I'm gonna go eat all the cheese. 255 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:46,151 As Erica and Geoff realized they needed a change, 256 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:49,112 my mom was gonna change the teachers' minds. 257 00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:50,447 [ Tambourine rattling ] 258 00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:52,949 'Cause nothing gets people excited for "Fame" 259 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:55,118 like a "Hot Lunch Jam." 260 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:57,787 ♪♪ 261 00:08:57,787 --> 00:08:59,789 Or, at least, that's what my mom thought. 262 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:01,332 No one else is Hot Lunch Jamming. 263 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:03,918 Trust me, if it worked on my cynical kids, 264 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:05,754 it'll work on this crusty bunch. 265 00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:09,090 And yet, it couldn't, despite their best attempts. 266 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:10,842 ♪♪ 267 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:12,552 They even did this. 268 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,763 Has it ever taken this long? No. 269 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:17,599 We should be a tangle of sweaty teacher bodies by now. 270 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:18,975 I know. Get on the table. 271 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:21,061 I'll dramatically uncover the piano. Okay. 272 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:25,148 ♪♪ 273 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:26,483 [ Piano playing ] 274 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:27,817 What is going on in here? 275 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:29,903 They're making me do the impossible ‐‐ 276 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,821 not enjoy my cod. 277 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:34,657 Beverly, I told you we're doing the Quaker hymn. 278 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:36,284 Just give it a chance. 279 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:40,163 Damn it, John. Tell a story with your hips! 280 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:42,957 I'm going down! Aah! 281 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:44,000 Ow, my leg! 282 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,251 Mr. Woodburn: Oh, dang it. 283 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:49,506 Feel better, Earl. Sorry about your dislocated leg. 284 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:52,550 Well, he's gone. Who's in charge now? 285 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:54,302 That'd be Vice Principal Davis. 286 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:56,471 But he took a leave of absence to deal with family issues. 287 00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:57,847 So who's after him? 288 00:09:57,847 --> 00:10:00,183 I say we Thunderdome for it. 289 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:01,309 We're not all gonna fight you. 290 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:03,895 Not at once. I'm thinking round‐robin. 291 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:06,397 Well, thankfully, I have the William Penn charter 292 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:10,568 shrunken down to pocket size for situations just like this. 293 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,028 Oh, my. What's "Oh, my"? 294 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:15,281 Because I'm coming around to this Thunderdome idea. 295 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:17,242 The line of succession is very clear ‐‐ 296 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:19,577 principal, vice principal, 297 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:20,662 Quaker warden. 298 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:22,997 Is that me? No, 'tis I. 299 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:24,541 And you know what that means? 300 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:27,168 [ Laughs ] We're doing "Fame"! 301 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:29,003 No, I'm in charge. I get to say it. Oh. 302 00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:32,674 We're doing "Fame"! [ Laughs ] 303 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:36,970 Desperate to prove to each other 304 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:37,971 that they still knew how to party, 305 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,347 Erica and Geoff got to planning. 306 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:42,851 Okay, so, what kind of sick bash should this be 307 00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:44,727 that we both definitely really want? 308 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:46,312 So bad. And big. 309 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:47,605 A big, bad one. 310 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:48,898 Like, with games. 311 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:50,233 Games, for sure. 312 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,860 Games would be... 313 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,403 one idea. 314 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:54,737 Not one that I would do. 315 00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:56,739 Maybe something more college. Right, Geoff? 316 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:58,616 Right. Something more college. 317 00:10:58,616 --> 00:10:59,909 Water. 318 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,286 Milkshakes. 319 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,579 Beer. That's beer. 320 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:04,205 Yeah, like a few six‐packs. 321 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:05,874 [ Grunts ] 10‐packs? 322 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:06,958 [ Grunts louder ] 10 six‐packs. 323 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,293 That sounds perfect. 324 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:11,546 And a big guy. Santa! 325 00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:13,173 Fun is always in season. 326 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,966 That's a keg. That's what I meant. 327 00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:16,718 Oh, yeah. I was gonna say keg. 328 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:18,011 Like, one big old keg. 329 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,262 You'll need six kegs. 330 00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:20,638 Sorry, I didn't know how to indicate that. 331 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:24,893 If I know us and our many beer‐guzzling pals, 332 00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:26,269 that's the right amount. [ Laughs weakly ] 333 00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:28,897 Speaking of, who should we invite? Bret Michaels. 334 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:30,815 How about a nice mix of students and faculty? 335 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:32,734 Or maybe a random mix of everyone. 336 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,569 Get a band, too. A loud one. 337 00:11:34,569 --> 00:11:35,904 Ooh, like a jazz trio. 338 00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:37,655 You know what kind of music Erica loves? 339 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,532 Heavy metal. Oh, yeah. 340 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,575 Big head‐banger. 341 00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:42,285 Studies have shown that heavy metal 342 00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:43,786 can be damaging to your hearing. 343 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:46,789 Geoff. Which is why we have four other senses. 344 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,291 You do rely on your nose a lot. 345 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:51,085 I do. I do. My old sniffer really fills out the world. 346 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,962 Still feels like you've got to kick it up a notch. 347 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,130 Like human bowling. 348 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,506 [ Gasps ] And axe‐chucking. 349 00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:57,217 A foam room. Snake racing. 350 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,761 Fire‐breathing. Boxing, both regular and foxy. 351 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,596 A foam room. You said that already. 352 00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,139 I'm repeating it for emphasis. Oh, okay. 353 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:05,600 Those all seem perfect for the party I want. 354 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,560 Me, too. I guess I'll go tidy up 355 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,604 and buy some axes. [ Sighs ] 356 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:12,273 Is it possible that we got carried away? 357 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:13,733 Barry: Yeah. Nailed it again. 358 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,276 As Erica and Geoff wanted to prove 359 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:17,195 they were the greatest partiers alive, 360 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:20,657 the faculty wouldn't be caught dead performing "Fame." 361 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:23,993 You can't seriously expect us to get up on that stage, Beverly. 362 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:26,746 It's Acting Principal Beverly. 363 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,498 As such, I could easily have 364 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,708 your history class moved to room B100. 365 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:32,001 The windowless basement? 366 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:33,253 I mean, who would even direct? 367 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,214 I've got someone with an intimate knowledge of "Fame." 368 00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:37,632 A bouncy little number 369 00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:39,801 composed straight out of my body. 370 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:41,844 Your maestro has arrived! 371 00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:44,472 The only thing I haven't done in my storied career 372 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,224 at this school is direct a play. 373 00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:47,475 Or do a single pull‐up. 374 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,894 Coach Mellor, chorus. Hmm! 375 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:52,230 In just three days, you'll be asking me, 376 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,898 "Why are they all staring?" 377 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:56,401 The answer is simple ‐‐ "Fame." 378 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,860 And that weird little cane you got, Goldberg. 379 00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:01,030 Mr. Perott, also chorus. Boom! 380 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,240 Anyone else want to test me? 381 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,908 I think you're doing a great job, Adam. 382 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,827 Glascott, male lead. 383 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,787 Yes! I earned it with my talent. 384 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,956 Now get some sleep, you merry band of players, 385 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,917 for tomorrow, you tread my stage. 386 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,585 But we're all here now. 387 00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:15,920 Tomorrow! 388 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,672 That's right, poopie. Keep 'em guessing. 389 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:19,090 That's great leadership. 390 00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:21,384 And so... Ow. 391 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:22,885 ...I embraced the role of director. 392 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,804 Ow. Oh. Thanks. 393 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,681 Perhaps too much. 394 00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:28,516 You are nothing. 395 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:29,726 But you are in luck, 396 00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:32,103 because I am an overflowing fountain 397 00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,897 ready to spill forth my skills upon you. 398 00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:36,649 Yes! My baby's losing his mind 399 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,109 in service of my vision. 400 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,736 We must walk before we run. 401 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:43,072 Actor's calisthenics! Stretch. 402 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,324 Yeah, I worked those teachers to the bone. 403 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:46,909 No, it's more like this! 404 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,119 I loved every second of it. 405 00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:48,995 [ Guitar and drums playing ] 406 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,747 You're sitting together, 407 00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,248 but you're miles apart. 408 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,374 [ Cymbal crashes ] 409 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:54,250 Again! 410 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:57,170 Oh, passé, Glascott. Passé! 411 00:13:57,170 --> 00:14:00,006 No, no, no, no, no, no! Jazz hands! 412 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,383 You dance like no one is watching. 413 00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:04,052 'Cause no one can watch! 414 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:05,636 The rehearsals got pretty brutal. 415 00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:06,721 Again! 416 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,389 But soon... Okay, we can do this. 417 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:10,391 ...my teachers started to find their voice. 418 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,727 "Fame" was actually coming together. 419 00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:15,772 Yes! What is this incredible high I'm feeling? 420 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,607 It's "Fame"! 421 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,484 ♪♪ 422 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:20,276 Yes! 423 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:23,404 ♪♪ 424 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:25,323 I... 425 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,157 didn't hate it. 426 00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,742 [ All cheering ] 427 00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:29,452 We have to stay friends after this! 428 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:30,661 Yes! 429 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,371 As the Senior‐Sendoff came together, 430 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,707 my sister's party was popping off. 431 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:35,750 Sweet party. 432 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,418 D‐Definitely an accurate number of kegs 433 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:38,878 in our modest living space. 434 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,464 And I like how our kitchen is a mosh pit now. 435 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,091 Aaaah! For sure. Very college. 436 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,592 And I saw the guys from Theta Beta 437 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,594 hucking our throw pillows out the window. 438 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,262 I never should have told them what they were called. 439 00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,139 This is nuts! 440 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:52,141 A guy's got a whole merch table set up, 441 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,810 and I must be kinda drunk, 442 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,269 because I bought this hideous shirt. 443 00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:56,896 That's mine, but totally cool. 444 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,357 The way I party, I have no use for them anymore. 445 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:00,233 [ Laughs ] Ooh. 446 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,692 Yep, neither Geoff nor Erica 447 00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:03,277 were gonna put a stop to this... Cheers. 448 00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:06,823 ...so the insane game of chicken only got worse. 449 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:09,117 Okay, uh... 450 00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:11,285 Seems like a good fight. I'm gonna go this way. 451 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:12,703 'Scuse me. Man: Aah! 452 00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,997 Even though it was an awesome hang, 453 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,791 not everyone was loving it. 454 00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,501 [ Rock music playing ] 455 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:20,586 Hey. What are you doing out here? 456 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,131 Oh, I thought somebody should pick these up. 457 00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:25,133 They were an engagement gift from the Pasternaks. 458 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,634 Josh and Melinda are so thoughtful. 459 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,344 I kind of needed a minute, too. 460 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,971 But you wanted this party. 461 00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,305 Me? I thought you did. 462 00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:32,473 Are you kidding? 463 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,684 The lacrosse team's doing kamikazes off my cello 464 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:35,977 and calling it "cello shots." 465 00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,854 It's extremely clever, but also destructive. 466 00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:40,857 I thought you needed me to be the loose cannon to balance you out. 467 00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:43,317 I thought it killed you that Jean Jacobs and Tater 468 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:45,194 and everyone else are doing college right 469 00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:47,405 and we're just engaged and boring. 470 00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:48,614 I thought it kills you 471 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,449 that the fun girl that you chased forever 472 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:52,076 is a completely different person now. 473 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:53,411 What? I don't know. 474 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:54,579 I don't know, either. 475 00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:56,414 All I know is, this night can't get any worse. 476 00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:58,583 [ Cheering ] 477 00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:01,502 Tater was right. It didn't bounce at all. 478 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:04,422 While Erica and Geoff's bash got way out of control, 479 00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:06,507 the teachers couldn't control their excitement 480 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:09,927 to show off their hard work and perform "Fame." 481 00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,179 Happy opening night, Mama. 482 00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:13,181 Squishy! You shouldn't have! 483 00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:15,600 Oh [chuckles] these are for me. 484 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,685 One of the cast knows how to treat their director. 485 00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,187 Never stop playing the game. 486 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,230 I heard there's already a line to get in. 487 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:24,442 See? Tonight's gonna go down in school history. 488 00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:26,110 Harrowing news, everyone. 489 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:29,280 I was minding my business in the east hallway washroom, 490 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,948 and I overheard a sinister plot. 491 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,117 The seniors are going to, quote, 492 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:36,078 "rag on those goofy teachers until they cry." 493 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:37,997 No way. Yes, way. 494 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,958 Brian Corbett and Brian Walls are gonna tear us apart. 495 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:43,711 The Brians? So popular and catty. 496 00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:45,046 Oh, and it wasn't just them. 497 00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:47,632 There was a stream of pupils entering and exiting, 498 00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:50,009 each one more mocking than the next. 499 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:55,556 Jason B., Xavier M., Rodney R., Jason B. again. 500 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:57,391 All of those people came in and out 501 00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:58,726 while you were in the bathroom? 502 00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:01,187 Yes. We are lambs for the slaughter. 503 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,313 I'm just concerned about 504 00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:03,814 how long you were in the bathroom. 505 00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:05,608 You went before we even broke for lunch. 506 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:06,943 I thought he left for the day. 507 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:09,278 We all have our own ways of managing pre‐show jitters. 508 00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,280 I hope you at least brought a book. 509 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,574 Focus, people. We're in real trouble here. 510 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:15,159 We can't sing or dance, 511 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,953 and look at these form‐fitting costumes. 512 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,162 Way ahead of you. 513 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,914 He's right. I look like a pastry bag. 514 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,290 What if a Brian thinks I'm lame? 515 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,376 I'm outie. Me, too. 516 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,044 So that's it? 517 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,879 I'm sorry I wanted to send these kids off 518 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,048 with something memorable that shows how much 519 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,425 their faculty really cares about them. 520 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,553 ♪♪ 521 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:34,762 Bullet dodged. 522 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:37,265 Or maybe my mom is right. 523 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:39,892 Sure, some Brians would have laughed a little, 524 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,478 but it would have meant a lot to the rest of the seniors 525 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:45,523 to see you guys celebrate their time here. 526 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:48,985 I know because I'm one of them. 527 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,821 Well, I'm still gonna get topless. 528 00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:54,198 Helen, we were never doing that part of the movie. 529 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:55,992 What movie? 530 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,997 After forcing the faculty into "Fame" and failing, 531 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,540 my mom's dream for an epic 532 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,709 Teacher‐Senior‐Sendoff was dead. 533 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:07,920 Well, I hope you're ready for a joyless Quaker hymn. 534 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,714 This one was written 200 years ago 535 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,632 to thank God for a bountiful harvest. 536 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:15,845 [ Car horns honking ] So just close your eyes and imagine that wheat. 537 00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:18,806 I know you're upset about the whole teacher goodbye thing. 538 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,517 Damn it, why is Woodburn blocking the drop‐off line? 539 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,311 This day's never gonna start. 540 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:24,395 Hold on. Look. 541 00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:28,774 Wait. [ Gasps ] 542 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,651 They're putting speakers on top of the car 543 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,361 like that scene in "Fame"! 544 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,280 You know what, Beverly? You were right. 545 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,406 These seniors deserve 546 00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:37,366 the greatest show of their lives. 547 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,869 So we're gonna embarrass the hell out of ourselves. 548 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:40,870 Hit it! 549 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,455 [ "Fame" playing ] 550 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,957 And they really were. 551 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,835 This is the magical moment I've always wanted. 552 00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,503 We're doing "Fame"! 553 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:50,755 ♪ Fame ♪ 554 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:54,258 ♪ I'm gonna live forever ♪ 555 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,677 ♪ I'm gonna learn how to fly ♪ 556 00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:57,637 ♪ High ♪ 557 00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:58,888 Check it. 558 00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:01,182 The teachers are "Fame"‐ing in the parking lot. 559 00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:04,602 My mind says "mock them," but my body says "join them." 560 00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:06,687 Adult Adam: That day, the seniors got 561 00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:09,732 the most memorable sendoff we ever could have imagined. 562 00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,817 Darn it! I know I said no to "Fame," 563 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,903 but even my broken body is feeling the rhythm. 564 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:16,155 ♪ Forever ♪ 565 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,407 ♪ Baby, remember my name ♪ 566 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:21,869 ♪ Remember, remember, remember, remember ♪ 567 00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:24,914 Adult Adam: With my mom's help, a new tradition was born, 568 00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,916 but, then again, shaking things up 569 00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:29,835 doesn't always work out the way you wanted. 570 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,087 Well, it's official. 571 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:33,214 Everything is either missing or broken. 572 00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:34,965 For sure. And also, why are there 573 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,467 sheets on our bed that aren't ours? 574 00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:38,928 So much destruction. So much mystery. 575 00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:39,762 [ Sighs ] 576 00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:42,473 Look, about what I said ‐‐ 577 00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:45,851 Sometimes I do wonder if I'm missing out. 578 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:49,313 And sometimes I worry that it's because of me. 579 00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:52,400 No way. I love you, and I love what we have. 580 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,318 But you were, like, this rock star 581 00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,320 living a super‐fun life. 582 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,321 Don't you miss that? 583 00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:58,447 Are you kidding me? 584 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,282 If anything, I'd say you're the rock star. 585 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:01,951 Yeah, I don't see that. 586 00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:04,203 Geoff, you proposed to me in college. 587 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,621 That's badass, dude. 588 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,624 I guess we are blazing our own trail, huh? 589 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:09,625 Totally. 590 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,001 And if we want to have more fun, 591 00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:14,088 it doesn't have to involve furniture flying out windows. 592 00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:15,548 We could, like... 593 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:18,008 Get some beers, do karaoke with our friends? 594 00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,593 I'd love that. Me, too. 595 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:21,762 ♪♪ 596 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,556 Wait, but what about this mess? 597 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,974 We're college kids. 598 00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:26,434 We'll worry about it tomorrow. 599 00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:29,603 Sometimes the choices we make in our lives feel scary. 600 00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,147 ♪ Fame ♪ 601 00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:34,358 ♪ I'm gonna live forever ♪ 602 00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:35,860 Adult Adam: But when we treat the people we love 603 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:38,362 with honesty and kindness, 604 00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,364 that's when you find the rhythm. 605 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:41,949 ♪ I feel it coming together ♪ 606 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,826 Adult Adam: 'Cause in the end, 607 00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:45,411 we don't have to live forever 608 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,872 to make the most of the lives we got. 609 00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:49,540 ♪ I'm gonna live forever ♪ 610 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,959 ♪ I'm gonna learn how to fly ♪ 611 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,127 ♪ High ♪ 612 00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:56,797 ♪ I feel it coming together ♪ 613 00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,716 ♪ People will see me and cry ♪ 614 00:20:58,716 --> 00:20:59,508 ♪ Pray ♪ 615 00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:04,805 And...the line of succession is officially amended. 616 00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,307 Amended to what, exactly? 617 00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:09,769 It goes principal, VP, secretary of admissions, 618 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,437 the district's athletic director, 619 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:12,813 our food services driver, 620 00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,940 every member of our custodial staff, 621 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:18,110 the crossing guard with one arm, bus driver Tim, 622 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,112 and the valedictorian from grade eight. 623 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,405 This all seems like a lot 624 00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:23,365 to keep me from being in charge again. 625 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:25,534 And yet, it's just the right amount. 626 00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:49,850 And...the line of succession is officially amended. 627 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,352 Amended to what, exactly? 628 00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:54,855 It goes principal, VP, secretary of admissions, 629 00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,524 the district's athletic director, 630 00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:57,900 our food services driver, 631 00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,985 every member of our custodial staff, 632 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:03,155 the crossing guard with one arm, bus driver Tim, 633 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,157 and the valedictorian from grade eight. 634 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,450 This all seems like a lot 635 00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:08,410 to keep me from being in charge again. 636 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,579 And yet, it's just the right amount.