1 00:00:01,392 --> 00:00:02,828 ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, 2 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:04,091 Mr. Glascott was many things. 3 00:00:04,265 --> 00:00:05,527 I'm Mr. Glascott, 4 00:00:05,701 --> 00:00:07,137 the roller-skating guidance counselor. 5 00:00:07,311 --> 00:00:08,530 My trusted advisor... 6 00:00:08,704 --> 00:00:09,748 This is inappropriate. 7 00:00:09,922 --> 00:00:10,967 A co-worker...[BEVERLY WHOOPS] 8 00:00:11,141 --> 00:00:12,795 A sometimes entertainer. 9 00:00:12,969 --> 00:00:14,318 And once he rented the house next door... 10 00:00:14,492 --> 00:00:16,059 [DOORBELL RINGS] A frequent visitor. 11 00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:18,366 Howdy, neighbor.What time is it? 12 00:00:18,540 --> 00:00:21,108 It is 06:31 in the glorious morning. 13 00:00:21,282 --> 00:00:22,892 One minute after neighborhoods across the globe 14 00:00:23,066 --> 00:00:24,763 officially open for biz. 15 00:00:24,937 --> 00:00:26,591 It's barely light outside. 16 00:00:26,765 --> 00:00:29,333 You know, I used to live overlooking a limestone quarry. 17 00:00:29,507 --> 00:00:32,597 That giant, watery pit held so many mysteries. 18 00:00:32,771 --> 00:00:34,947 And, for some reason, a Safeway shopping cart. 19 00:00:35,122 --> 00:00:36,340 The street lights are still on. 20 00:00:36,514 --> 00:00:37,211 I made strudel. 21 00:00:38,734 --> 00:00:39,735 Be careful cutting it. 22 00:00:39,909 --> 00:00:41,737 My first rent check is baked inside. 23 00:00:41,911 --> 00:00:43,391 That's fun, I guess. 24 00:00:43,565 --> 00:00:45,349 Oh, it was an accident. You know what? 25 00:00:45,523 --> 00:00:47,743 Let's plate it before the caramel smudges the ink. 26 00:00:47,917 --> 00:00:49,397 ADULT ADAM: And it wasn't just early-morning visits. 27 00:00:49,571 --> 00:00:52,139 He always found a reason to pop in. 28 00:00:52,313 --> 00:00:54,228 [IN SING-SONG VOICE] Neighbor favor. 29 00:00:54,402 --> 00:00:56,447 Do you mind if I borrow your station wagon? 30 00:00:56,621 --> 00:00:58,188 My tuba won't fit into my Datsun. 31 00:00:58,362 --> 00:00:59,929 "You play tuba," you asked? 32 00:01:00,103 --> 00:01:02,627 Yes, I do. And here's a taste. 33 00:01:02,801 --> 00:01:05,804 For him, visiting hours were sunrise to sunset. 34 00:01:05,978 --> 00:01:07,154 Here's your evening paper. 35 00:01:07,328 --> 00:01:08,764 Oh, we don't get that. [CHUCKLES] 36 00:01:08,938 --> 00:01:09,895 Oh, but I do. 37 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,375 Grab a pen, and we can circle 38 00:01:11,549 --> 00:01:13,029 the yard sales we want to hit this weekend. 39 00:01:13,203 --> 00:01:15,423 [GASPS] Ooh, a jigsaw puzzle! 40 00:01:15,597 --> 00:01:18,556 You start sorting. I will tackle the borders. [LAUGHS] 41 00:01:18,730 --> 00:01:21,255 Yeah, it's a kitten eating ice cream. I think I got it. 42 00:01:21,429 --> 00:01:23,257 Okay, then, I'll just sit and cheerlead. 43 00:01:23,431 --> 00:01:26,434 Aww, look at you! His paw is holding a spoon. 44 00:01:26,608 --> 00:01:28,436 I just remembered I hate puzzles. 45 00:01:28,610 --> 00:01:31,395 Okay, well, JG is tapping in. 46 00:01:31,569 --> 00:01:33,093 Oh, Adam, you know, it is customary to offer 47 00:01:33,267 --> 00:01:35,356 a neighbor a cup of coffee. 48 00:01:35,530 --> 00:01:37,967 That doesn't sound like anything I've learned in this house. 49 00:01:38,141 --> 00:01:40,230 Black, with two sugars. And also, cream. 50 00:01:41,579 --> 00:01:43,494 Yep, there was no escaping him. 51 00:01:43,668 --> 00:01:45,192 [BIRD SQUAWKING] Even in the middle of the night, 52 00:01:45,366 --> 00:01:47,455 his presence was felt. 53 00:01:47,629 --> 00:01:49,500 Wow, it's worse in here than in our room. 54 00:01:49,674 --> 00:01:51,589 It's Mr. Glascott's damn parrot. 55 00:01:51,763 --> 00:01:53,852 [SIGHS] Yeah, John said she was in heat 56 00:01:54,026 --> 00:01:55,680 and night vocalizations are normal. 57 00:01:55,854 --> 00:01:57,421 Normal? 58 00:01:57,595 --> 00:01:58,944 I can't sleep because of the sex screams 59 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,990 of a 40-year-old bird. 60 00:02:01,164 --> 00:02:02,600 I wish there was something I could do. 61 00:02:02,774 --> 00:02:04,211 Buy me that slingshot I always wanted, 62 00:02:04,385 --> 00:02:05,255 and I'll end this right now. 63 00:02:05,429 --> 00:02:07,301 Adam!Sorry! 64 00:02:07,475 --> 00:02:09,085 But the guy's just so up in our business. 65 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:10,695 It's making me think bad thoughts. 66 00:02:10,869 --> 00:02:12,523 I'm losing my innocence, Mama. 67 00:02:12,697 --> 00:02:14,395 Glascott's just coming on a little strong, 68 00:02:14,569 --> 00:02:15,657 but I'm sure he'll settle in. 69 00:02:15,831 --> 00:02:17,528 I'll settle it right now. 70 00:02:17,702 --> 00:02:19,095 Give me a pellet gun and a place to stand. 71 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:20,357 Who am I? 72 00:02:20,531 --> 00:02:22,359 Okay. Just lay down. 73 00:02:22,533 --> 00:02:24,231 I'm sure Feather Locklear will calm down 74 00:02:24,405 --> 00:02:25,971 as soon as John puts her shows on. 75 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,234 Good night, Schmoopie. 76 00:02:27,408 --> 00:02:29,758 GLASCOTT: Aww, so adorable. 77 00:02:29,932 --> 00:02:31,194 He can see me? 78 00:02:31,368 --> 00:02:33,022 It's the perfect angle from my thinking window. 79 00:02:33,805 --> 00:02:35,720 Howdy, neighbor! 80 00:02:35,894 --> 00:02:37,287 [MAN SINGING] ♪♪ I'm twisted up inside 81 00:02:37,461 --> 00:02:40,247 ♪♪ But nonetheless I feel the need to say 82 00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:45,121 ♪♪ I don't know the future 83 00:02:45,295 --> 00:02:47,776 ♪♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪♪ 84 00:02:47,950 --> 00:02:49,952 ADULT ADAM: It was October 20th, 1980-something... 85 00:02:50,126 --> 00:02:51,562 Geoff and Erica were called 86 00:02:51,736 --> 00:02:53,303 to get Barry from urgent care. 87 00:02:53,477 --> 00:02:55,871 He was having... Well, a delicate issue. 88 00:02:56,045 --> 00:02:57,351 Barry, are you okay? 89 00:02:57,525 --> 00:02:59,831 If this is another lollipop scam, enough is enough. 90 00:03:00,005 --> 00:03:01,050 They sell them by the bagful. 91 00:03:01,224 --> 00:03:03,183 I don't fake injuries for lollies. 92 00:03:03,357 --> 00:03:05,272 I do it for the thrill of the con. 93 00:03:05,446 --> 00:03:07,926 But this time, it's real. Very real. 94 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:09,754 Your friend has a severe case of... 95 00:03:09,928 --> 00:03:11,539 Don't!They can't take care of you 96 00:03:11,713 --> 00:03:13,018 if they don't know what it is. 97 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,630 Fine! I'll explain. 98 00:03:15,804 --> 00:03:17,806 I have what's known as... 99 00:03:17,980 --> 00:03:19,199 Mega testosterone. 100 00:03:19,373 --> 00:03:21,505 He has poison ivy in and around his anus. 101 00:03:21,679 --> 00:03:23,203 Hey, that's my story to tell! 102 00:03:23,377 --> 00:03:26,510 Yes! God, this is gonna be good! How? 103 00:03:26,684 --> 00:03:28,947 It's a harrowing tale of adventure and survival. 104 00:03:29,121 --> 00:03:30,558 You pooped in the woods behind the Wawa 105 00:03:30,732 --> 00:03:32,821 and wiped with a poisonous leaf, didn't you? 106 00:03:32,995 --> 00:03:34,083 Reggie wouldn't let me use the one in the store 107 00:03:34,257 --> 00:03:35,650 without a $5 minimum purchase! 108 00:03:35,824 --> 00:03:37,608 I only had $4.27! 109 00:03:37,782 --> 00:03:39,262 Why didn't you at least buy toilet paper? 110 00:03:39,436 --> 00:03:41,308 The indignities are stacking up. 111 00:03:41,482 --> 00:03:43,179 Sorry about your skin irritation, Bar. 112 00:03:43,353 --> 00:03:44,963 It could have happened to anyone.It really couldn't. 113 00:03:45,137 --> 00:03:47,096 Here's the instructions for his care, 114 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:49,751 and I can't believe I have to say this... 115 00:03:49,925 --> 00:03:53,015 Don't rub strange plants on your delicate areas. 116 00:03:53,189 --> 00:03:54,886 I'll be a doctor, too, soon. 117 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:56,758 So, Barry, just to make sure I understand, 118 00:03:56,932 --> 00:03:57,976 you want us to help you? 119 00:03:58,150 --> 00:03:59,587 You're my only choice. 120 00:03:59,761 --> 00:04:00,936 Joanne can't know. 121 00:04:01,110 --> 00:04:02,590 And I can't ask Mom, 122 00:04:02,764 --> 00:04:04,244 'cause based on prior experiences with ointment, 123 00:04:04,418 --> 00:04:05,506 she'd be too eager to help. 124 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:07,812 But why us?You two dopes 125 00:04:07,986 --> 00:04:10,075 are the most responsible people I know. 126 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:13,122 Please? I can't do this on my own. 127 00:04:13,905 --> 00:04:14,689 Pwease. 128 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:17,648 Take cawr uv baby Bewwy. 129 00:04:17,822 --> 00:04:19,607 That doesn't work the way you think it does. 130 00:04:20,390 --> 00:04:22,087 Come on, Erica. 131 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,611 He looks at us like Mom and Dad. 132 00:04:23,785 --> 00:04:26,309 [SIGHS] Pass around the cigars. 133 00:04:26,483 --> 00:04:27,745 We're the proud parents of a 200-pound, 134 00:04:27,919 --> 00:04:29,791 ten-ounce bundle of idiocy. 135 00:04:29,965 --> 00:04:31,053 And I promise to make it easy as possible. 136 00:04:31,227 --> 00:04:32,184 I doubt that. 137 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:33,577 Okay.Easy! 138 00:04:33,751 --> 00:04:35,710 Okay!Easy! 139 00:04:35,884 --> 00:04:38,321 As Geoff and Erica suddenly had a new responsibility, 140 00:04:38,495 --> 00:04:41,411 my dad was showing off his own sweet baby. 141 00:04:41,585 --> 00:04:44,327 Fifty thousand BTUs. Eight burners. 142 00:04:44,501 --> 00:04:45,546 Two spits. 143 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,939 I can roast a pig 144 00:04:48,113 --> 00:04:50,507 and a baby goat at the same time. 145 00:04:50,681 --> 00:04:52,335 She's gorgeous, Mur. What are you gonna name her? 146 00:04:52,509 --> 00:04:53,510 Don't be stupid. 147 00:04:53,684 --> 00:04:54,598 Well, I find it easier to 148 00:04:54,772 --> 00:04:56,600 connect with objects than people. 149 00:04:56,774 --> 00:04:58,515 It's not for everyone.And no tank. 150 00:04:58,689 --> 00:05:00,561 Just a gas line from the blind couple's house. 151 00:05:00,735 --> 00:05:02,867 Why do they own a car? 152 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:04,695 What's the first meal you're gonna fire up, Mur? 153 00:05:04,869 --> 00:05:06,480 I'm gonna have Bevy cook up some burgers. 154 00:05:06,654 --> 00:05:09,134 And this Bar-B-Cutie is ready. Unh-unh. 155 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,832 That's the spirit! 156 00:05:11,006 --> 00:05:12,094 But maybe tone it down on Saturday. 157 00:05:12,268 --> 00:05:13,617 Saturday? For what? 158 00:05:13,791 --> 00:05:16,359 Our first neighborhood barbecue. 159 00:05:16,533 --> 00:05:20,015 Shut your perfectly marbled T-bone face. 160 00:05:20,189 --> 00:05:22,844 I sometimes give Dolores pet names after prime meats. 161 00:05:23,018 --> 00:05:26,151 Petite Filet, Ribeye'd Lady, Jenkintown Strip. 162 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,544 She hates all of 'em. 163 00:05:27,718 --> 00:05:28,937 With a grill like this, 164 00:05:29,111 --> 00:05:31,156 I can't have my lady cooking just for me. 165 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,593 She'll cook for the whole block. 166 00:05:32,767 --> 00:05:35,683 It's the life I've always dreamed of! [GRUNTS] 167 00:05:35,857 --> 00:05:38,076 We'll host every weekend and invite all our friends, 168 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:41,863 but we'll always exclude one couple, hmm? 169 00:05:42,037 --> 00:05:43,865 Everyone will be in a permanent state 170 00:05:44,039 --> 00:05:45,867 of social anxiety. Yay! 171 00:05:46,041 --> 00:05:47,477 And don't forget buns. 172 00:05:47,651 --> 00:05:48,652 When we went to the beach, you didn't bring buns. 173 00:05:48,826 --> 00:05:50,175 Kinda ruined the day. 174 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,090 And I know the first person you should invite. 175 00:05:52,264 --> 00:05:53,309 Mr. Glascott. 176 00:05:53,483 --> 00:05:54,484 What? Why do I have to get involved? 177 00:05:54,658 --> 00:05:55,833 Well, he's new to the neighborhood, 178 00:05:56,007 --> 00:05:57,226 he's eager to meet everyone, 179 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:58,836 and he's got an infectious smile. 180 00:05:59,010 --> 00:06:00,751 Plus, if you go right now, 181 00:06:00,925 --> 00:06:03,014 you can watch the game in his media room. 182 00:06:03,188 --> 00:06:05,277 Those are only for Hollywood fat cat. 183 00:06:05,452 --> 00:06:06,801 Or I guess anybody with an extra room. 184 00:06:06,975 --> 00:06:08,237 So, what do you think? 185 00:06:08,411 --> 00:06:09,717 Eh, off to the media room. 186 00:06:09,891 --> 00:06:11,762 Life-size cheerleaders. 187 00:06:11,936 --> 00:06:14,765 Now it won't be weird when I kiss the screen. 188 00:06:14,939 --> 00:06:17,638 I was like, "Why waste such an amazing space 189 00:06:17,812 --> 00:06:20,902 "on giant screens and plush seating, 190 00:06:21,076 --> 00:06:23,121 "when I could have my own Zen garden?" 191 00:06:23,295 --> 00:06:25,472 Uh, I don't get it. Where's the big TV? 192 00:06:25,646 --> 00:06:28,300 Oh, it's over there. I put one of my old kimonos over it, 193 00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:30,694 and I'm using it as a stand for my bonsai tree. 194 00:06:30,868 --> 00:06:32,522 It's like a big tree, 195 00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:34,611 but everything about it is actually small. 196 00:06:34,785 --> 00:06:35,830 I tell you what's not small. 197 00:06:36,004 --> 00:06:37,788 The amount of sand that's in my shoes. 198 00:06:37,962 --> 00:06:40,269 Do they make these in the apple and pear variety? 199 00:06:40,443 --> 00:06:41,923 I'd like to pick a piece of tiny fruit 200 00:06:42,097 --> 00:06:43,968 and put it next to a spider, huh? 201 00:06:44,142 --> 00:06:45,796 Oh, I'm afraid not. 202 00:06:45,970 --> 00:06:47,972 So, who's up for a Zen walk? 203 00:06:48,146 --> 00:06:49,974 Me, I guess! How do I do it? 204 00:06:50,148 --> 00:06:52,977 You just step slowly. Let your mind go blank, 205 00:06:53,151 --> 00:06:56,416 and keep doing that until the goblins go quiet. 206 00:06:56,590 --> 00:06:59,201 Hey, Mur, you gonna hop on this crazy conga line? 207 00:06:59,375 --> 00:07:00,071 ADULT ADAM: He was not. 208 00:07:00,245 --> 00:07:01,638 Mur? 209 00:07:01,812 --> 00:07:03,814 While my dad had bailed on Glascott, 210 00:07:03,988 --> 00:07:06,208 Erica and Geoff were all-in on helping Barry. 211 00:07:06,382 --> 00:07:07,905 Step.Ouch! 212 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:10,168 Step.Pain! 213 00:07:10,342 --> 00:07:12,736 Okay, Erica, you lower him onto the medical donut, 214 00:07:12,910 --> 00:07:14,434 and I'll hide his pill in a piece of cheddar. 215 00:07:14,608 --> 00:07:16,479 Well, now that I know, I won't eat it. 216 00:07:16,653 --> 00:07:17,524 My fault. I'm gonna go make you 217 00:07:17,698 --> 00:07:18,699 a totally unmedicated 218 00:07:18,873 --> 00:07:20,004 milkshake right now.Yummy. 219 00:07:20,178 --> 00:07:21,832 Ah, ah, ah, ah!Here we go. 220 00:07:22,006 --> 00:07:23,486 Ahh! She missed the donut! 221 00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:25,357 Erica, you got to be careful. 222 00:07:25,532 --> 00:07:26,968 It's not my fault! He's shaped weird. 223 00:07:27,142 --> 00:07:28,665 Hey, I'm shaped perfectly! 224 00:07:28,839 --> 00:07:29,927 Okay, let's switch it up. 225 00:07:30,101 --> 00:07:31,102 Erica, you handle the meds, 226 00:07:31,276 --> 00:07:32,190 and I'll lower him onto the butt bagel. 227 00:07:32,364 --> 00:07:33,931 Come on.[GRUNTING] 228 00:07:34,105 --> 00:07:36,325 [BARRY SIGHS]How's that? 229 00:07:36,499 --> 00:07:37,892 It's like floating on freshly fallen snow. 230 00:07:38,066 --> 00:07:39,328 How'd you do that? 231 00:07:39,502 --> 00:07:40,764 With my strongest muscle. Compassion. 232 00:07:40,938 --> 00:07:43,114 [LAUGHS FORCEDLY] Hey. 233 00:07:43,288 --> 00:07:44,942 My first laugh since I used every leaf 234 00:07:45,116 --> 00:07:46,814 on that uninviting bush. 235 00:07:46,988 --> 00:07:48,555 Thanks, Geoff.Here's baby's baba. 236 00:07:49,904 --> 00:07:51,688 [SLURPS] Gross. 237 00:07:51,862 --> 00:07:52,994 It tastes like medicine. 238 00:07:53,168 --> 00:07:54,125 I'm gonna make you a new one, champ. 239 00:07:54,299 --> 00:07:56,606 Erica, I'm hungry, 240 00:07:56,780 --> 00:07:58,478 and I want something delicious. 241 00:07:58,652 --> 00:08:01,481 There may be a war raging in the canyon below, 242 00:08:01,655 --> 00:08:04,005 but up in this valley, I want to live like a king. 243 00:08:04,179 --> 00:08:06,224 I'll get you a banana, Your Majesty. 244 00:08:06,398 --> 00:08:08,357 Blech! I want hot wings. 245 00:08:08,531 --> 00:08:09,532 The hotter, the better. 246 00:08:09,706 --> 00:08:10,794 I don't care what the doctor said. 247 00:08:10,968 --> 00:08:12,840 My mouth didn't sit in poison ivy. 248 00:08:13,014 --> 00:08:14,406 Barry was a handful, 249 00:08:14,581 --> 00:08:16,060 but as the day went on, things got... 250 00:08:16,234 --> 00:08:17,758 Well, not much better. 251 00:08:17,932 --> 00:08:19,499 The remote? 252 00:08:19,673 --> 00:08:21,283 There was his bath... BARRY: Aah! The water is scalding! 253 00:08:21,457 --> 00:08:22,806 My secret garden can't take this heat! 254 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:24,155 Did you check with your elbow? 255 00:08:24,329 --> 00:08:25,374 You gotta check with the elbow. 256 00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:26,767 I'm coming in eyes closed! 257 00:08:26,941 --> 00:08:28,682 His ointment time... 258 00:08:28,856 --> 00:08:30,292 You gave this to Barry to rub on his butt? 259 00:08:30,466 --> 00:08:32,076 It's his ointment.It's Dippity-do. 260 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:33,338 What's the diff? It seemed to work. 261 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,210 BARRY: It did not. 262 00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:38,082 It is an area that does not need to be styled. 263 00:08:38,256 --> 00:08:39,867 And, finally, bedtime. 264 00:08:40,041 --> 00:08:41,999 [SIGHS] Okay, he's finally down. 265 00:08:42,173 --> 00:08:43,871 Yippee.He wanted a bedtime story, 266 00:08:44,045 --> 00:08:45,568 and he insisted I make it super graphic. 267 00:08:45,742 --> 00:08:47,004 It was very uncomfortable. 268 00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:48,832 Well, I'm sure the smile on his dumb little face 269 00:08:49,006 --> 00:08:50,007 made it all worth it. 270 00:08:50,181 --> 00:08:51,574 Why are you so upset? 271 00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:52,880 I'm the one who's doing most of the work. 272 00:08:53,054 --> 00:08:54,751 Oh, you love doing most of the work. 273 00:08:54,925 --> 00:08:56,144 BARRY: Guys! 274 00:08:56,318 --> 00:08:58,189 I need help to the bathroom! 275 00:08:58,363 --> 00:09:00,278 You know, 'cause of my condition! 276 00:09:00,452 --> 00:09:02,367 Here's where I prove you wrong. You're up. 277 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,369 How about no one's up? 278 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,241 We can let him cry it out once in a while. 279 00:09:06,415 --> 00:09:07,895 Yeah, that's not really my style. 280 00:09:08,069 --> 00:09:10,071 Yeah, which is why he's worse and worse. 281 00:09:10,245 --> 00:09:12,421 I mean, you just spun him an R-rated goodnight yarn. 282 00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:14,336 BARRY: There's a ticking clock on this! 283 00:09:14,510 --> 00:09:16,251 Okay, fine, I'll go. 284 00:09:16,425 --> 00:09:17,774 But tomorrow, I have to be in lab, so you're on call. 285 00:09:17,948 --> 00:09:19,210 Fine. 286 00:09:19,384 --> 00:09:20,995 But remember, I have a cappella practice. 287 00:09:21,169 --> 00:09:22,779 BARRY: Yay! It's Geoff! 288 00:09:22,953 --> 00:09:24,738 He helps without hurting. 289 00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:26,696 ADULT ADAM: While Geoff was always there for my brother, 290 00:09:26,870 --> 00:09:29,873 Mr. Glascott was just[SIGHS] always there. 291 00:09:30,047 --> 00:09:31,135 It's almost 5:00. 292 00:09:31,309 --> 00:09:32,920 Did you stay late after school? 293 00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:36,140 Nope, we carpooled and took the scenic route home. 294 00:09:36,314 --> 00:09:38,403 I had a very fascinating dream last night, 295 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:39,970 so I took a few extra turns 296 00:09:40,144 --> 00:09:41,929 so that I could tell Adam all the details. 297 00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:43,887 We drove to Paramus and back. 298 00:09:44,061 --> 00:09:46,194 My brain is very active when I sleep. 299 00:09:46,368 --> 00:09:48,718 They say it's a sign of genius. [CHUCKLES] Or madness. 300 00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:50,590 But we know which one, right? [CHUCKLES] 301 00:09:50,764 --> 00:09:52,374 I'm pretty clear on it. 302 00:09:52,548 --> 00:09:54,289 Hey, is Murray in? 303 00:09:54,463 --> 00:09:56,421 Bill and I sort of hogged the Zen path yesterday, 304 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,075 and I think he may have felt a little left out. 305 00:09:58,249 --> 00:09:59,424 You know, instead of that, 306 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:02,514 how would you like to join a book club? 307 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:05,343 Ooh. 308 00:10:05,517 --> 00:10:06,649 I liked the plot of this one. 309 00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:07,911 Me too. 310 00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:09,130 One thing happened, 311 00:10:09,304 --> 00:10:11,132 then another, then another. 312 00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:12,960 And it kept going that way until the end. 313 00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:15,266 And how about the description of that lifeguard? 314 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,617 I could almost smell the suntan oil on his abs. 315 00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:19,140 It's like mouth-to-mouth, 316 00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:21,359 and then maybe a little body-to-body. 317 00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:22,578 Essie, did you even read the book? 318 00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:25,581 I'm sorry?You should be. 319 00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:27,844 What terrible choice did the lifeguard make? 320 00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:29,759 Ooh, I remember. 321 00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:32,632 He bought some swimming trunks that were way too small. 322 00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:34,764 [CHUCKLES] [WHISPERING] Very tight. 323 00:10:34,938 --> 00:10:36,200 He watched a man drown and did nothing. 324 00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:38,812 What's the point of having a book club 325 00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:39,639 if you're not gonna read the book? 326 00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:41,162 We usually have wine. 327 00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:42,642 Well, it's a good thing that I'm here. 328 00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:44,556 I'm gonna get some pens and some paper. 329 00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:47,690 To jot down our grievances with your tone and manner? 330 00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:49,997 No, so we can have an in-class essay, 331 00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:52,434 and I want all of your eyes on your own paper. 332 00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:53,435 I'm looking at you, Essie. 333 00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:56,917 I want to go home. 334 00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:59,267 Bevy, is John gonna be at the big barbecue this weekend? 335 00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:01,356 Lou and I might come down with a wet cough 336 00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:02,662 depending on your answer. 337 00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:07,014 [ALL FAKE COUGHING] 338 00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:08,145 [WHISPERING] Glascott will know nothing 339 00:11:08,319 --> 00:11:09,233 about the barbecue. 340 00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:14,935 ADULT ADAM: Erica had been taking care of Barry, 341 00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:16,632 but it was time for her to go, 342 00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:18,808 and Geoff was nowhere to be found. 343 00:11:18,982 --> 00:11:20,157 Do you really have to lay there like that, 344 00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:22,029 with your butt hovering in the air? 345 00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:23,944 Well, ever since you overinflated my medical pillow, 346 00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:25,772 my options for comfort are limited. 347 00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:27,208 [SIGHS] I never thought I would miss looking at your face. 348 00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,210 And there's a new issue. 349 00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:31,560 The pain is now an itch. [GROANS] 350 00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:33,518 An itch like no other.You heard the doctor. 351 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,172 Scratching will prolong the healing, 352 00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:36,260 and nobody wants that. 353 00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:39,046 Just give me a slotted spoon? 354 00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:41,613 A balloon whisk? A seafood fork? 355 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,615 A grapefruit spoon? A melon baller? 356 00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:46,227 One of those little things you hold corn with? Anything! 357 00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:48,098 Ew! You're a little too familiar with 358 00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:49,839 the scratching power of our silverware. 359 00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:51,711 Wait, whoa, whoa. Where are you going? 360 00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:53,190 I'm already late. 361 00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:54,714 Geoff was supposed to be here an hour ago. 362 00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,411 You can't just leave me here like this! 363 00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:59,066 Watch me.Erica, please. 364 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:00,850 You're the only thing between me, my butt, 365 00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:01,633 and your silverware drawer. 366 00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:07,814 I can't believe Geoff flaked like this.[EXHALES] 367 00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:09,424 Hey, what are you doing?[SCOFFS] Nothing. 368 00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:10,991 I see your hips moving! 369 00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:12,427 You're wiggling to itch your butt! 370 00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:14,168 Okay! I'm sitting on a hairbrush. 371 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:16,257 My hairbrush? 372 00:12:16,431 --> 00:12:17,649 It's not yours anymore. 373 00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:19,869 And I don't care if it makes it worse. 374 00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:21,915 [SIGHING] It's the devil's relief. 375 00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:24,091 Oh, my God. Barry, you need to distract yourself. 376 00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:25,135 Here, look at this! 377 00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:27,050 Whoa! 378 00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:29,139 It lights up.Mmm-hmm. 379 00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:31,272 And the mirror makes my eye look like a giraffe's! 380 00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:32,708 Yeah, you want to know what else is fun? 381 00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:34,405 Keys![GASPS] 382 00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:35,580 [KEYS JINGLING][GASPS] 383 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,452 They sound like sleigh bells!Mmm-hmm. 384 00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:39,149 ADULT ADAM: Erica had her first parenting win 385 00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:41,586 until she saw something that would make her lose it. 386 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,284 Geoff? 387 00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:44,894 ...walking out of the movieTwins. 388 00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:47,114 Yep, Geoff was on thin ice. 389 00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:48,985 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] And Mom was hot on the trail 390 00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:50,987 of getting Mr. Glascott a new pal. 391 00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:52,728 Hey, neighbor! 392 00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:55,339 Look who's chatting up well-known crank, Mr. Woodburn. 393 00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:56,732 Yeah, I'm confused, too. 394 00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:58,212 She asked me a question, I responded, 395 00:12:58,386 --> 00:12:59,909 and it just kept going. 396 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,911 Well, you know, until today, I hadn't taken the time 397 00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:04,653 to get to know Dale, and I'm learning so much. 398 00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:07,264 Like, did you know he made his own canoe? 399 00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:09,092 Ooh! For work or play? 400 00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:11,355 Strictly play. Woodburn gets after it on the weekends. 401 00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:13,923 [GASPS] Here's a fun idea. 402 00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:16,143 John, do you remember the other night when I came home from work 403 00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:17,579 and you were waiting for me on my porch? 404 00:13:17,753 --> 00:13:19,886 Yes, I had made a Cobb salad 405 00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:22,627 and had half a head of lettuce left over to share. 406 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,891 No, the other night when you wanted to read me your bucket list. 407 00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:26,675 Oh, yes. I made a few updates 408 00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,111 and wanted to get her feedback. 409 00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:29,896 Wasn't "canoe trip" on there? 410 00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:32,202 You had moved it up from 18 to 16 411 00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:34,161 and then moved down "try sushi." 412 00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:35,684 And that reminds me, 413 00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:37,642 I undercooked some salmon and ate it anyway. 414 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:38,905 Do you think that counts?No. 415 00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:40,602 Woodburn, aren't you gonna take 416 00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:42,169 that canoe out this weekend? 417 00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:44,084 Yeah, maiden voyage. Where is this going? 418 00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:46,086 I'm just saying, maybe you two should 419 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:49,089 go canoeing together on Saturday. 420 00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:50,264 Holy crap. 421 00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:52,135 Is my one-man watercraft 422 00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:53,876 becoming a two-man watercraft? 423 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:55,835 Wait, you'd like for me to join you? 424 00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:57,619 Couple of bachelors on the Delaware 425 00:13:57,793 --> 00:13:58,838 without a care in the world 426 00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:00,361 and a lifetime of regret. 427 00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:02,058 That's got legs. 428 00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:03,843 Hmm. Okay, I guess. [CHUCKLES] 429 00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:06,454 Yay! Friendships forming everywhere. 430 00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:09,152 My mom had pulled a fast one on Glascott, 431 00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:11,807 but my sister wasn't going to let Geoff do the same. 432 00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:13,330 Hey, babe. What's all this? 433 00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:14,941 My way of saying sorry. 434 00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:16,681 You've done all the work with Barry, 435 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,205 and I've been no help. 436 00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:20,685 Other than today, when you had to be in the lab. 437 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,818 About that, I should have called, but there was, 438 00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:24,472 uh, an explosion. 439 00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:26,126 Oh, no, not in the lab 440 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,041 where you definitely were. 441 00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:30,173 Definitely. Yeah, the chemicals went... [IMITATES EXPLOSION] 442 00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:31,696 And the glass was like... [IMITATES GLASS BREAKING] 443 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,742 And everyone was like "Aah!" It was crazy. 444 00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:35,744 Well, things were less eventful here. 445 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:36,527 I just missed a cappella practice. 446 00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:40,096 Oh, right. Sorry about that. 447 00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:41,750 It's fine. They just gave my solo 448 00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:43,099 to the girl with the back brace. 449 00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:45,101 That sucks, but she needed the win. 450 00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:47,147 Oh, Barry is sound asleep. 451 00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:49,149 You want to slip out and catch a movie? 452 00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:50,454 I thought we could see Twins. 453 00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:52,413 Oh. No, thank you. [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 454 00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:53,675 I hear it's a hoot. 455 00:14:53,849 --> 00:14:55,372 Because they're unlikely twins. 456 00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:57,026 Yeah, no, I get the premise. 457 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,898 One's tiny, the other's Arnold Schwarzenegger. 458 00:14:59,072 --> 00:14:59,986 Why wouldn't you want to see 459 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,639 a very popular movie with me? 460 00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:04,207 Could it be because you weren't at the lab 461 00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:05,643 and you've already seen it? 462 00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:06,775 Oh, no! You know! 463 00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,429 Damn right, I know! 464 00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:10,518 You were the one who said this was parent practice. 465 00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:12,781 It was just harder than I thought it would be. 466 00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,348 And then you bail on me? What does that say? 467 00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,393 It says I'm a bad daddy! 468 00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:18,961 A, a bad boy who's gonna be a bad daddy! 469 00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:20,963 Bad-boy daddy! That's me! [GROANS] 470 00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,139 [DOOR SLAMS] 471 00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:24,488 [BARRY SHOUTING] Who woke me up? 472 00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:26,490 I'm cranky now! 473 00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:30,146 That grill is unreal. 474 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,192 Not only does it sear to perfection, 475 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:33,628 but it makes me hate people less. 476 00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:35,978 Yep, the barbecue is a smash. 477 00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:38,198 And even better, I didn't take this away from John. 478 00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:40,504 I gave him a friendship. 479 00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:42,158 Taking what you're saying at face value 480 00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:43,159 and not digging deeper. 481 00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:47,598 Hello, Beverly. 482 00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,993 John? 483 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,039 You're, um... You're all wet! [CHUCKLES] 484 00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:56,085 Woodburn's homemade canoe wasn't seaworthy. 485 00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:57,695 We hit some rapids, and it broke apart. 486 00:15:57,869 --> 00:15:59,175 Oh, no.Oh, yeah. 487 00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:00,829 We were at the mercy of the current, 488 00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,744 gasping for air as we bounced 489 00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:04,833 between rocks and other boaters. 490 00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:07,314 And they all just laughed at us. 491 00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:08,968 Canoeists are not a good people. 492 00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:10,708 I'm so sorry. 493 00:16:10,882 --> 00:16:12,580 For what? For the hour 494 00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:14,364 that I spent clinging to a branch 495 00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:16,845 so that I wouldn't go over a waterfall? 496 00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:19,500 Or for the fact that you threw a barbecue without me? 497 00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:20,980 Oh, this? 498 00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:22,982 Mmm-hmm.What? No, no. 499 00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:25,767 Murray just decided to throw an impromptu meat-fest. 500 00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:28,465 You know, he's so fun and spontaneous. 501 00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:31,512 He is famously none of those things. 502 00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:33,644 You pawned me off so you didn't have to invite me. 503 00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:35,864 We have been spending a lot of time... 504 00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:38,780 I get it. Too much John. 505 00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:41,391 Well, guess what? You don't get any John! 506 00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:45,004 Except if you have another John in your social orbit. 507 00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:46,483 I mean, it is quite the common name! 508 00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:47,571 [SOBS] 509 00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:53,925 My mom couldn't handle knowing she hurt Mr. Glascott, 510 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,363 so she dragged me next door to make it right. 511 00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:58,017 I get that you have constant issues 512 00:16:58,191 --> 00:17:00,106 with everybody, but why am I here? 513 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,760 Just need a little cover story to get us inside. 514 00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:04,893 Any chance I can get a little heads up on whatcha got cooking? 515 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,068 [DOOR OPENS]And the door's opening. 516 00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:07,243 Landlord. 517 00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:08,375 Landlord's son. 518 00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:11,334 Hi. Can we come in? 519 00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:14,816 I'm sorry. I only allow friends into my private domain. 520 00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:16,905 We can do our nasty business right here. 521 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,646 I really wish I could just get a hint 522 00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:19,908 about what's going on here. 523 00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:21,475 Adam needs to check the rat traps. 524 00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:23,303 What?! Why me? 525 00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:24,565 Because your snuggly little boy body 526 00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:26,436 still fits in the crawl space. 527 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,047 The doctor said I'm still growing. 528 00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:30,397 Well, until then, off to the dark you go. 529 00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:32,399 Fine. Just make it quick. 530 00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:34,662 I was about to wash my bird's tiny mirror. 531 00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:36,838 Here's a bag in case you find anything. 532 00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,579 And a mallet, so you can... [CLICKS TONGUE] 533 00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:40,537 You know. [CHUCKLES]I don't know! 534 00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:42,496 And these are things that should have been discussed beforehand! 535 00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:43,801 [FEATHER SQUAWKS] 536 00:17:43,975 --> 00:17:46,413 So... [CHUCKLES] How are things? 537 00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:47,631 Well, things are fine... 538 00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:50,156 Oh, how dare you? 539 00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:51,287 Trying to lure me in with 540 00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:53,115 a classic conversation starter. 541 00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,117 About the barbecue...Stop. 542 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,163 If you're feeling guilty, don't. 543 00:17:57,337 --> 00:17:58,773 I don't need your friendship. [CHUCKLES] 544 00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,296 I'm aces, baby! 545 00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:02,037 [SQUAWKS] I'm so lonely. 546 00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,473 [SQUAWKS] I'm so lonely. 547 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,302 But my bird, on the other hand... 548 00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:08,609 Relax, girl. You'll find someone. 549 00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:11,351 It's clear the bird is just repeating something you said. 550 00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:12,700 Parrots don't do that. 551 00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:15,094 Of course they do. It's called "parroting." 552 00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:16,182 [SQUAWKS] I'm so lonely. 553 00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:18,097 Nap time. 554 00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:23,058 [SIGHS] She just loves to [BLEEP] with me. 555 00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:25,756 John, we could have had lots of different folks live next door. 556 00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:28,411 But I chose you. Do you know why? 557 00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:30,761 No, but I hope it's gonna make me feel better, 558 00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:32,850 because I really don't want to cry in front of you. 559 00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:34,548 I wanted to be your neighbor. 560 00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:36,941 You did?Yes. 561 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:40,510 And I am sorry about the barbecue. 562 00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:42,599 I should have just been honest. 563 00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:46,864 But you have been coming on a little strong. 564 00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:48,692 [SIGHS] "A little strong"? 565 00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:51,652 I've been a lunatic. 566 00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:54,698 I was just so happy to get a fresh start. 567 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:58,659 I only wanted to impress you and be your friend. 568 00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:02,228 That's the whole point. We already are friends. 569 00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:06,145 Dang it, now I am gonna cry. 570 00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,234 Come on, why don't you come by the barbecue? 571 00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:11,237 There are still some neighbors you haven't met yet. 572 00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,152 Thank you, Beverly. I'd love that. 573 00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:16,024 Coming through! 574 00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:18,026 I'm not even sure what it is, but its eyes are so wet! 575 00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:20,507 [DOOR SLAMS] 576 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:25,207 Hey, can we talk? 577 00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:26,904 Look, I'm so sorry about the movie. 578 00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:28,297 No, it's okay. 579 00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:29,994 I wasn't as helpful with Barry 580 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:33,215 because the truth is, I was scared. 581 00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:34,477 Really? 582 00:19:34,651 --> 00:19:37,176 I know it's just Barry, but the minute you said 583 00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:39,917 "parent practice," I freaked out. 584 00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:41,571 It came to you so easily, 585 00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:44,748 and everything I did seemed wrong. 586 00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:46,968 Well, it may have seemed that way, but I freaked out, too. 587 00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:48,274 You did? 588 00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:49,971 The more Barry needed us, 589 00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:52,582 the more I imagined what it'd really be like. 590 00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:55,237 Well, I always assumed we'd make great parents, 591 00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:57,761 but I guess we'll never know until we get there. 592 00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:00,068 BARRY: Guys! 593 00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:04,072 Oh, my God, is he...Walking on his own? 594 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,856 Come to us! One step at a time. 595 00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:07,902 You got this, bud.I'm scared. 596 00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:08,772 We're here for you. 597 00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:11,514 Keep going!You got this. 598 00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:14,561 I did it![LAUGHING] 599 00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:17,041 I did it!You sure did, champ. You sure did. 600 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,739 We are so proud of you. 601 00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:20,480 Oh, guys, you know, thank you so much 602 00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:21,872 for taking care of me. 603 00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:22,786 You're really great at it. 604 00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:25,615 All right, now, move out the way. 605 00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:27,356 I'm gonna try to make it to the fridge. 606 00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:29,793 Life is filled with obstacles. 607 00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,839 Including the ones we put in front of ourselves. 608 00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:33,884 Like when we try too hard, 609 00:20:34,058 --> 00:20:36,104 desperate for everything to be perfect, 610 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:38,498 or when we don't try at all 611 00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:40,717 because we're afraid to fail. 612 00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:42,545 But no matter what, 613 00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:46,157 the first steps to success are easier to take 614 00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:48,508 when the people you care about are right by your side. 615 00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:51,815 ♪♪ Catch my fall ♪♪ 616 00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:56,298 What are you doing?Studying my nemesis. 617 00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:57,473 Leaves. 618 00:20:57,647 --> 00:20:59,606 Well, as always... What? 619 00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:01,999 For future emergencies, I need to be able to tell 620 00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:03,479 which are poisonous and which are not. 621 00:21:03,653 --> 00:21:06,613 You see, poison ivy is, uh... 622 00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:08,615 Dammit! You distracted me! 623 00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:10,269 Don't worry, I can tell. 624 00:21:10,443 --> 00:21:12,271 Just scoop them up and hand them to me. 625 00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:13,359 Come on, not like that. 626 00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:14,534 You got to mix 'em up first. 627 00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:15,796 Really shuffle 'em good. 628 00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:17,667 That makes sense. 629 00:21:17,841 --> 00:21:19,495 Uhp, you got something on your face. 630 00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:21,410 [SIGHS] Is it off? 631 00:21:21,584 --> 00:21:22,455 Nope, other side. 632 00:21:23,456 --> 00:21:24,631 How 'bout now? 633 00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:26,372 That's perfect, my man. [CHUCKLES] 634 00:21:26,546 --> 00:21:27,329 I'll go get the ointment. 635 00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:29,244 BARRY: Damn it!