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ADULT ADAM: Growing up,
I hated sports.

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And it wasn't just
that I was unathletic
and uncoordinated, but...

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Yeah, okay,
that was most of it.

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Why are the halls bustling?

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Everyone's pumped
for Friday's big game
against Germantown.

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It's the one day
the jocks high-five me
instead of low-two me.

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What's a low-two?Ah, nice try!

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That court document
is sealed.

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I'm gonna face-paint
a football on one cheek
and a helmet on the other.

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Or more likely,
just wear something blue.

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Is this about
barbaric football?

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Adam, this is a big deal.

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It's the seniors' last game

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and a memory
that they'll share forever.

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Good luck having
any memories

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with so many traumatic
head injuries!

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[BELL RINGS]CORBETT: Excuse me?

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There they are,
my cognitively awesome bros.

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We're too pumped up
to even hear

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your high-pitched
voice right now!

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Germantown's
going down!

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Quaker football
for life!

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Chest bump!

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ALL: Wha!

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Uh, hello?

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Our chests are waiting
to be bumped.

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Thank you, no.
But I will give you
an actor's bow.

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And it's happening!

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Mr. Goldberg,
off the floor.

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This is a school,
not a street corner.

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Break-dance
on your own time.

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Principal Ball,
you're all riled up

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about this dumb game,
too?

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Hell to the yes!

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This is the one day
of the year

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we put
our Quaker values aside

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and hope that Germantown's
quarterback tears his ACL.

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This is been a healthy
give and take.

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No, no, no, no, no.
I need you
to film the game.

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Yeah, our AV teacher
is going to a wedding
in Ann Arbor this weekend,

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leaving Friday and taking
the whole day off.

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Sometimes you need
a travel day.

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Don't take his side.
He's not even a groomsman.

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Sports aren't really
my thing.

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You know, that nice
admissions lady from NYU

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would just hate to hear
that one of their wait-listed
students passed up a chance

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to be of service because
it wasn't his "thing."

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Since when do you
play hardball, Ball?

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Since we haven't beat
Germantown since 1924!

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And, yeah, back then,
the game was called
"Who's Got the Peanut?"

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and women weren't allowed
in the stands,

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but this is our year!

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Fine, I'll film the thing.

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Attaboy!
Germantown is going down!

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Hey, chest bump!

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Not again!
Whoa!

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♪♪ I'm twisted up inside

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♪♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say

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♪♪ I don't know the future

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♪♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪♪

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ADULT ADAM: It was
October 13th,
1980-something.

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With Erica engaged
and living with Geoff,

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it was time to clean out
her childhood bedroom.

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Keep. Ugh, big toss.

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[GASPS] Bup-bup.

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Strawberry Shortcake,
Erica?

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For shame.

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You've been sniffing her
since you were six.

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[INHALES DEEPLY] Mmm.

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Fruit baby.

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Never mind, I'll just put her
on my keep pile.

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You realize putting everything
from my trash pile

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into your keep pile makes
all this pointless?

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I got a system,

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which is not to let my baby
flush her precious memories

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down the toilet.

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Mom, it's obvious
you're really upset

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because your
most attractive child

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will never live under
your roof again. Ever.

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You'll be back,
because I still have

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the one thing
you need most.

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Money?B.L.C.

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Bever-Loving-Care.

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You may want to try money.

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[DOORBELL RINGS]

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Jane Bales.
[CHUCKLES]

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I didn't say your name
three times

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while looking in a mirror.

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Beverly.

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I see you still haven't
updated your decor...

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Or face.

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Is there something
you needed,

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or do goblins just
trick-or-treat year-round?

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As you know, I have
a thriving real estate empire,

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hence the gold jacket, which
exudes opulence and success.

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And doesn't at all
make you look like

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a valet from Atlantic City.

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[CHUCKLES] I'm not
letting you sell my home.

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This moldy box of
off-brand furniture?

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Oh, God, no.

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I'm the agent for
the house next door,

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and I need you
to mow your lawn.

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Our lawn is fine.

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Fine?

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I keep thinking
Shoeless Joe Jackson's

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going to come out of it
and play baseball.

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Wait, Arnie Wofsy's moving?

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To Palm Springs.

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Well, Palm Desert.

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People say it's the same,
but it is not.

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So there's an open house?

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Yes, but steer clear.

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I don't want
any potential buyers

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to meet the riffraff
they share a fence with.

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You get it.
You've seen you.

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Ta.

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Murray, Wofsy's moving.

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What the hell's a Wofsy?

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You know Arnie Wofsy.

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He's lived next door
to us for 20 years.

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That guy's a putz.
He's got my rake.

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Well, you can ask for it back
at the open house.

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It's the last shot I have
to quietly judge the inside
before someone moves in.

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You mean I gotta
get up and walk
all the way next door?

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And put on shoes.

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Oh, it just keeps
getting worse. [GRUMBLES]

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ADULT ADAM: And so,
my mom dragged my dad
to the open house next door.

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Oh, my God.
Can you believe this place?

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They even have a drawer
just for batteries.

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They got the AAs, the Ds,
and even the square ones.

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This brochures says
there's a pool, a sauna,
and a chef's kitchen.

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Can you imagine
what I would do

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with meats
and cheeses in here?

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I already have.

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And they got a TV in
the half-bath off the den.

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Well, if you like
that little fella,

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you should check out
the media room.

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Media room?

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It is a space
dedicated to television.

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[CHOIR SINGING]

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Complete with
sumptuous leather chairs,

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a full-size fridge,
and stadium seating

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so that no one can ever
block your view.

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It's the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.

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I know.

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I had no idea
all this was here.

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Why weren't we friendly
with the Wofsys?

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Friendly? Who wants to be
friendly with their neighbors?

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Hello, Goldbergs.

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Ah, it's the guy from,
uh, the thing that I know.

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I'm your child's
guidance counselor,

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John Glascott.
[CHUCKLES]
You know me.

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If you say so.

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Are you in the market
for a new home?

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Oh, I wish.
I'm your classic
lookie-loo.

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I'm currently living above
a Bengali restaurant.

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The intense spices
permeate my bedroom,

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causing a rare condition
called "curry eye."

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Ugh. Now I know
things about you.

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Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

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Never have before.

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I want to live here.

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What?This house is incredible.

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The kids are moving out,
but if we live here,

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they'll want to
move back in.

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That doesn't seem
like the right reason,

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but I do love
the media room.

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Love is real!

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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]

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Murray.Wofsy.

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Quite a house
you have here.

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And?We want to buy it.

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Way under asking
and with multiple
contingencies.

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Thank you for accepting.

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Not a chance in hell.

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We can negotiate
the price.

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I would never sell
to the likes of you.

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What is happening?

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I'll show you to the lovely,
solid mahogany door,

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which is a real showpiece
for the entryway,

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or in your case,
the exit way.

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It's an open house.

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It's a closed house.

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Dang it! This is
my air-conditioning time.

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But why?
We haven't spoken
to you in years.

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Ask your husband.

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Come to think of it,

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it might have been me
that took his rake.

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You better fix it.

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I want this house,
Murray.

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Oh, my.

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I came for
the fresh-baked cookies,

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but I'm leaving with
fresh-baked drama.

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[LAUGHS]
And a cookie.

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ADULT ADAM: As my mom's
dream was crushed,

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I was ready to crush
my video assignment.

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Go, physically gifted people
who live in my area!

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You sure you're
going to be able
to follow all the action?

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Uh, I've seen Wildcats
with Goldie Hawn, so maybe.

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You make everything
less fun.

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We're gonna go
find a seat.

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What's wrong
with up here?

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Sorry, babe.
The top row
of the bleachers

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is for weirdos
and oddballs.

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And superfans!No, Barry!

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You graduated
three years ago.

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This is
the alumni section...

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Former students
and honored graduates

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who've gone on
to make something
of themselves

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and like to give back.

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Give back?

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What could you possibly
have to offer?

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My encouraging screams.

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And we are
seconds away, folks.

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ADULT ADAM: I had to admit,
that night, there was
an energy in the air.

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Had I been wrong?
Were sports exciting?

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And here is the kickoff!

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Germantown...

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Does not return.

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ADULT ADAM: Nah.
It was boring as hell.

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Here's the snap.

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Nope. Dead ball.

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Oh, so slow.

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Which led me to get distracted
by just about anything.

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[LAUGHS] I have to say it,
that is a handsome pigeon.

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My Spanish teacher's really
mowing down that snow cone.

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That dude
in the opposite stands
looks like Carl Weathers.

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Scoreboard zoom!
Ee-ooh-ee-ooh.

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Hot pigeon is back!

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Strut your stuff,
my fetching friend!

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This is it, folks.
Six ticks left on the clock.

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Looks like the Quakers
are about to lose
another heartbreaker.

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There's the snap.

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Walls drops back.

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And he fumbles!

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But wait,

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Corbett, he squirts
out of the pile!

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Whoa, look at the veins
on Principal Ball's head.

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He laterals back
to Spink!

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He's really getting into it.

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Spink back to Walls, and...

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And there's daylight!
There's daylight!

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He...could...go...
all...the...way!

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Touchdown! Touchdown!

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What are we
so excited about?

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Is the band coming back
on the field?

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We won! We won!

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I'm going down there.

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Maybe a lineman will give me
a hip pad as a souvenir!

250
00:08:26,723 --> 00:08:30,248
Oh, [BLEEP].

251
00:08:30,422 --> 00:08:32,337
ADULT ADAM: While I missed
the biggest play ever,

252
00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,818
my dad was taking a swing
making nice with the neighbor.

253
00:08:34,992 --> 00:08:36,298
Hey, Wofsy.

254
00:08:36,472 --> 00:08:38,430
Here's your rake.
Are we good?

255
00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:41,477
This isn't my rake.
This is a small hand rake.

256
00:08:41,651 --> 00:08:44,045
I loaned you
a full-size leaf rake.

257
00:08:44,219 --> 00:08:45,742
A rake's a rake.

258
00:08:45,916 --> 00:08:48,397
Every autumn,
I love gathering
all the fallen leaves.

259
00:08:48,571 --> 00:08:51,008
I build a big pile,
and sometimes,
I frolic in it.

260
00:08:51,182 --> 00:08:52,053
You took that from me.

261
00:08:52,227 --> 00:08:54,055
Fine. I'll buy you
another rake

262
00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:55,839
so you can do
your upsetting
leaf business.

263
00:08:56,013 --> 00:08:58,146
Oh, it's not just the rake.

264
00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:01,628
Your kids hit a million balls
and Frisbees over my fence,

265
00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:03,804
and for some reason,
three hockey nets.

266
00:09:03,978 --> 00:09:05,153
You could have
tossed them back over.

267
00:09:05,327 --> 00:09:07,459
I did, and they hit them back,

268
00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:09,810
and then they say,
"We're playing
fence volleyball."

269
00:09:09,984 --> 00:09:11,638
That's between
you and them.

270
00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:13,378
And what about
the avocado tree?

271
00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:16,294
I love guacamole, okay?
Is that a crime?

272
00:09:16,468 --> 00:09:19,689
No, but dangling
your youngest child
from a ladder

273
00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:22,387
to steal your neighbor's
tree treasure is.

274
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,912
Screw this! Screw you!

275
00:09:25,086 --> 00:09:26,478
I need my special
hand-rake back.

276
00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:28,916
Choke on my guac,
Goldberg!

277
00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:31,658
I can't, Wofsy!
'Cause you ran out!

278
00:09:31,832 --> 00:09:33,834
ADULT ADAM: While my dad
dropped the ball,

279
00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:37,489
I was hoping a test audience
wouldn't notice
my costly fumble.

280
00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:41,406
...could...go...
all...the...way!

281
00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,974
Touchdown! Touchdown!

282
00:09:44,148 --> 00:09:45,541
What the hell is this?

283
00:09:45,715 --> 00:09:47,587
Why are we looking
at Principal Ball?

284
00:09:47,761 --> 00:09:50,502
Well, Principal Ball's
unbridled enthusiasm

285
00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:52,330
distracted me from
the handsome pigeon
I was filming.

286
00:09:52,504 --> 00:09:53,288
You were filming
a pigeon?

287
00:09:53,462 --> 00:09:54,898
You didn't see
this pigeon.

288
00:09:55,072 --> 00:09:56,900
Birds do have
a mesmerizing way.

289
00:09:57,074 --> 00:09:58,075
Shut up, Matt Bradley.

290
00:09:58,249 --> 00:09:59,424
Birds are the roaches
of the sky.

291
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,252
Is it that bad?

292
00:10:01,426 --> 00:10:03,124
Because the school wants
to do a post-game pep rally

293
00:10:03,298 --> 00:10:04,821
and show the game
at lunch tomorrow.

294
00:10:04,995 --> 00:10:06,780
I'd probably just leave
the country if I were you.

295
00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:08,651
I mean, they're going to hunt
you down wherever you go,

296
00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:10,392
but see a little bit
of this crazy world first.

297
00:10:10,566 --> 00:10:12,960
You should also
change your name.
Maybe Xander Hamlin?

298
00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:16,137
Oh, he can't pull off Xander.
Maybe Bernard or a Chester.

299
00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:17,529
I'm not moving
out of the country

300
00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:18,966
and living a different life
as a Chester.

301
00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:20,707
Then there's only
one solution.

302
00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:21,882
Come clean and...

303
00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:24,188
We re-create
the play on video.

304
00:10:24,362 --> 00:10:26,626
Yes. That sounds reasonable
to me in this moment.

305
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:29,280
But we're
just four dudes.

306
00:10:29,454 --> 00:10:32,936
Four dudes with the raw skill
and physical perfection
of a varsity football team.

307
00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:34,634
Plus, with
my slick editing,

308
00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:36,113
no one will know
the difference, probably.

309
00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:38,028
ADULT ADAM: At least
that's what I'd hoped,

310
00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:39,943
but they knew the difference,

311
00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:41,728
and were not afraid
to express their opinion.

312
00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:44,861
[CROWD BOOING ANGRILY]

313
00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:45,949
Dude, what did you do?

314
00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:48,256
A seamless re-creation?

315
00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:50,388
That's clearly your brother
and his idiot friends!

316
00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:51,433
One of them's
wearing jeans!

317
00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:53,130
I'll handle this.

318
00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:55,655
Relax! Sports don't matter!

319
00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:58,788
[BOOING ANGRILY]

320
00:11:01,138 --> 00:11:03,880
ADULT ADAM: My brother
couldn't help me fix
my big sports screw-up,

321
00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:05,926
so I had to
step up to the plate
and face the high heat...

322
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,710
Whatever that means.

323
00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:09,451
This is the worst thing
that ever happened
to our school

324
00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:11,583
since the witch burnings.

325
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,324
You're lucky we don't
do that anymore.

326
00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:14,978
Technically,
I'd be a warlock.

327
00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:16,632
That's what they call
male witches.

328
00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:18,416
Just FYI,
if it comes up socially.

329
00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:19,679
When would it come up
socially?

330
00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:21,768
At a Wiccan cocktail party?

331
00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:24,248
Perfect example,
but I'm still furious.

332
00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:26,424
What if we just lob a call
to Germantown Prep
and redo the game?

333
00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:28,252
That's your solution?

334
00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:29,950
Look, I don't want to
overstate this,

335
00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:32,517
but you have killed
our school spirit forever!

336
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,518
I can fix that.

337
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,390
What is spirit anyway

338
00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:36,739
if not something dead
that comes back
to haunt people?

339
00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:37,914
But in a good way.

340
00:11:38,088 --> 00:11:39,655
Stop speaking in tongues,
warlock.

341
00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:42,005
I'll make a new video
of the seniors

342
00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:44,834
sharing their joyful
William Penn experiences.

343
00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:46,009
Why should I give you
another shot?

344
00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:48,185
Because,
like our football team,

345
00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:50,361
you love the story
of an underdog

346
00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:52,624
coming from behind
for a big win.

347
00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:55,584
But if you don't reinvigorate
our student spirit,

348
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,934
I'm calling NYU
and showing them
the pigeon video.

349
00:11:58,108 --> 00:11:59,936
The stakes
are weirdly high.

350
00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:02,809
ADULT ADAM: With that,
I set off to win back
my classmates.

351
00:12:02,983 --> 00:12:05,115
Yo, Walls! Senior year!
Hit me with your
favorite memory.

352
00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:08,292
Eat a hot, wet dog turd,
Goldberg.

353
00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:09,816
Which they weren't
exactly happy about.

354
00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:11,774
You ruined my life.

355
00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:14,037
I was gonna put that
in my hype reel
to get into SMU!

356
00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:15,952
Here's a senior quote...

357
00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:16,953
"Every second
of every day,

358
00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:18,085
"I want to kick you
in the head."

359
00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:18,955
I say this
as an educator...

360
00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:20,174
You [BLEEP] up.

361
00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:21,262
[CROWD BOOING]

362
00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:23,264
While my peers rejected me,

363
00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:25,048
my mom was looking
for a little help
from her friends.

364
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:27,790
Okay, Wofsy
won't sell to us,

365
00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:29,792
so, Ginzy, I need you to put
the house in your name

366
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:33,491
and I will pay you back
over many, many years
at little to no interest.

367
00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:35,319
Beverly,
this is book club.

368
00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:38,105
We're talking about
Toni Morrison's Beloved.

369
00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:41,499
Well, I would be-love-it
if you would just do it.

370
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:43,501
Linda,
how's your credit?Bad.

371
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:45,982
Then I'm tapped out.
Anyone else?

372
00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:47,636
Why don't you seduce him
with home-cooked meals
and baked goods?

373
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:49,377
Or...

374
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:51,466
Essie actually
seduces him.

375
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:52,859
Excuse me, now?

376
00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:55,600
Come on, you're single
and ready to mangle.

377
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,299
Let's fix your hair and makeup
and send you over there.

378
00:12:58,473 --> 00:12:59,604
What's wrong with
my hair and makeup?

379
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,650
Mom, I shouldn't have
to say this again,

380
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:04,087
but sending your friends
to do adult favors
is no way to get a house.

381
00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:05,306
Do you have any better ideas?

382
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,960
Ooh, write a letter.

383
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,831
That's what my parents did
when they bought their house.

384
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,660
Lou and I wrote a note
that was so moving
and heartfelt

385
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:14,054
that the nice, old lady
wept in my arms.

386
00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:17,318
Of course.
A heartfelt letter. Oh.

387
00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:19,842
But instead of
Geoff's stupid idea,
we'll do my thing.

388
00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:21,061
Kids, follow me.

389
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:23,280
I'm insulted,
but along for the ride.

390
00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:25,892
ADULT ADAM: And so my mom
took a shot at doing
what she does best...

391
00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:28,111
Emotional manipulation.

392
00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:30,635
Listen, I know you
have issues with Murray,

393
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,943
but I gotta tell you
the real reason
we need this house.

394
00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:35,597
What's that?We're pregnant.

395
00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:37,164
The hell?Mom!

396
00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:38,774
They're shy about it,
but it's true.

397
00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:41,168
Erica is with child.

398
00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:42,386
I can't feel my body.

399
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,475
Congrats.
How far along are you?

400
00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,782
Oh, far enough along
to know the clock is ticking,

401
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:50,177
and they cannot start a family
in that dingy studio apartment

402
00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:54,007
with asbestos and raccoons,
right, Erica?

403
00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:56,052
Uh, poison,
woodland creatures,
and a baby...

404
00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:57,358
It could all be true.

405
00:13:57,532 --> 00:14:00,187
I loved having
my grandkids close.

406
00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:02,450
Then my son-in-law
dragged them away
to the desert

407
00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,365
so he could start
a magic club.

408
00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:07,455
Idiot. With his cards
and illusion cabinet.

409
00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:09,065
Well, these two
aren't going anywhere.

410
00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:10,937
Or stopping at one.

411
00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:13,591
She's got about,
uh, five to seven
more to spit out.

412
00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,115
She definitely
knows my body.

413
00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:17,508
Have you ever heard
of a family bed?

414
00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:20,729
Well, ours is gonna
fit three generations.

415
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:23,471
Oh, speaking of three,
let's talk numbers.

416
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,908
ADULT ADAM: As my mom
made headway with Wofsy,

417
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:27,910
I needed a new way
to restore school spirit.

418
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:29,564
Hot... Hype!

419
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:30,652
Every second
of every day,
I want to...

420
00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:31,914
ADAM: What do we think?I love it.

421
00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:34,395
Sorry.

422
00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:35,918
I'm talking about
my giant Tootsie Roll.

423
00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:37,964
Your video is crap.

424
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:39,182
Stupid sports
ruin everything!

425
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:41,358
It's not sports' fault.

426
00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:43,447
In fact,
you actually love sports.

427
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,537
For example,
what's this?

428
00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:48,931
That's my costume from
Jesus Christ Superstar.

429
00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,367
I played Unnamed Apostle.

430
00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:52,021
That's your jersey.

431
00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:54,284
And this is?My playbill from The Wiz.

432
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:55,851
The school paper said
my performance

433
00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:57,418
was
"alarmingly insensitive."

434
00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:59,463
See? That's your program.

435
00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:02,684
And the script
is your playbook.

436
00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:04,860
The stage
is your playing field,
the cast is the team,

437
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:05,992
and the audience
is the crowd.

438
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:08,385
I get it.
Theater is my sport.

439
00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:10,648
Only one problem,
football sucks.

440
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,563
To you.
But for a lot of people,

441
00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:14,478
it's their best memory
of high school.

442
00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:18,047
I mean, what if some jerk
took your precious
musical away?

443
00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:21,311
I wouldn't have
that permanent rash
from that cat costume,

444
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:23,487
but I see what
you're saying.
Thanks.

445
00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:25,489
ADULT ADAM: As I set out
with a new plan,

446
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:29,058
my parents went about
the business of selling
our old house.

447
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:31,582
You know, usually,
during open houses,

448
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:33,454
the homeowner
isn't around, and yet,

449
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:34,890
uh-heh, here you are.

450
00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:36,718
Work around me.[DOORBELL RINGS]

451
00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:37,588
Okay.

452
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:42,202
Hi, welcome! Come on in!

453
00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:43,464
Thanks. [LAUGHS]

454
00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:45,509
So much character.Mm-hmm.

455
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,773
Banister's a little wonky,
though.

456
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,819
You'll definitely want
to replace that

457
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:53,256
with maybe something
tasteful and not gross,

458
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:55,563
but the house
has good bones.

459
00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:58,653
Just terrible skin and teeth
and furniture and room flow.

460
00:15:58,827 --> 00:15:59,959
Ugh. And the carpet.

461
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:02,352
Oh, yeah.
It's from a crime scene.

462
00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:05,138
Let's pop into the kitchen
and see what else
we can rip the ass out of.

463
00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:08,228
ADULT ADAM: Turns out
that one open house
did make a sale...

464
00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:09,098
To my dad.

465
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,059
Whoo-hoo!
Old man Wofsy
took the bait.

466
00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:16,366
10% over asking in cash!

467
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:19,674
[GRUNTS] Look out, block!
The Goldbergs are upsizing!

468
00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:20,544
We're moving!

469
00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:22,633
No, we're not.

470
00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:24,548
♪♪♪♪

471
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,335
ADULT ADAM: After messing up

472
00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:30,119
and becoming the most
hated kid in school,

473
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:32,034
I had one final shot
for a legendary comeback.

474
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:33,688
Okay.

475
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:35,733
I know none of you
want to be here,

476
00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:39,041
but there's one senior
who just won't quit.

477
00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:39,911
Adam.

478
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:46,353
So, I know
we'll never have video

479
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:48,355
of the amazing thing
our football team
did that day.

480
00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:51,140
I'm sorry.

481
00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:54,143
I just figured, if I lost
one special moment,

482
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:57,233
maybe I could help
find a few more.

483
00:16:57,407 --> 00:17:00,019
ADULT ADAM: That night,
I didn't know if I'd graduate
with everyone hating me,

484
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:02,934
but I figured that with
a great song,

485
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:06,764
I could remind everyone
that our time together
was truly a wonder.

486
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:11,900
♪♪ What would you do
if I sang out of tune?

487
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:16,035
ADAM: Looking back, I'm amazed
at the time we've spent here,

488
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:19,342
that we've gotten to
grow up together
at William Penn Academy.

489
00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:22,606
What else can I say about
our class other than...

490
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:24,086
There wasn't
another one like it.

491
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:25,783
♪♪ Try not to sing out of key

492
00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:28,351
♪♪ Oh, baby, I get by

493
00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:30,832
♪♪ I get by with a little help
from my friends

494
00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:32,877
♪♪ All I need is my buddies

495
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:36,229
♪♪ I get by with a little help
from my friends... ♪♪

496
00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:38,318
Some of us have been together
since first grade,

497
00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:40,233
and most
haven't changed a bit.

498
00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:45,368
It's funny how, even if
we weren't close friends,

499
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,066
we were all connected.

500
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,980
That's what makes
this place special.

501
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:50,243
The people,

502
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:53,594
and that's what
we'll take away.

503
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:55,726
William Penn
has taught us lots...

504
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:57,946
That is,
when we paid attention.

505
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,079
We learned that life
is about messing up,

506
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:02,298
getting up, growing up.

507
00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:07,216
Yeah, we're all just kids with
our whole lives ahead of us,

508
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:12,221
but the William Penn years,
they really were the best.

509
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,660
♪♪♪♪

510
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:26,757
[SCATTERED CLAPPING]

511
00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:32,415
[APPLAUSE]

512
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:34,461
[CHEERING]

513
00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:40,945
ALL: Seniors! Seniors!
Seniors! Seniors! Seniors!

514
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:43,426
Whoo!

515
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,689
♪♪♪♪

516
00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:50,216
Nice work,
Mr. Goldberg.

517
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,568
You might really
have a future
in this kind of thing.

518
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:55,699
ADULT ADAM: Maybe I did.

519
00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:04,055
Murray, I don't get it.
You wanted that house, too.

520
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:06,232
I did.

521
00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:08,408
Until that mean lady realtor

522
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:10,540
wanted to replace
the banister.

523
00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:12,238
So? It is wobbly.

524
00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:14,022
Really?
Tear down the banister

525
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,242
where little moron Barry
got his head stuck?

526
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:17,373
No, thank you.

527
00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:19,462
You remember that?

528
00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:21,551
Of course I remember that.
I remember everything.

529
00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:23,814
That stain in the carpet
that they want to pull out,

530
00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:25,990
that's from Adam
being an idiot,

531
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,906
and that chip in the wall
that they want to replace,

532
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,386
that's from
Erica's stupid head.

533
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,347
Oh, Murray.

534
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:37,393
No media room is worth
losing all of that.

535
00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:41,223
This is our broken-down,
busted-up house.

536
00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:42,398
It's perfect.

537
00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:43,617
You're not moving?

538
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:45,880
No.

539
00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:47,403
I thought I could
trick you

540
00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:48,361
into spending
more time with me,

541
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:52,408
but I can't leave
these memories.

542
00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:54,671
Mom, we'll go,
but no matter what,

543
00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:56,412
we'll always come back.

544
00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:57,631
This is our home
forever, too.

545
00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:00,808
♪♪♪♪

546
00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:02,201
[CLICKS TONGUE]

547
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:04,290
But I already wrote
the check to Wofsy.

548
00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:05,247
Oh, damn it.

549
00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:08,859
Well, I guess you guys
will have to live next door.

550
00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:10,470
Yeah, no.

551
00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:12,385
Your little pregnancy
performance earlier

552
00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:14,300
made living next to you
seem not so great.

553
00:20:14,474 --> 00:20:16,258
It was the family bed for me.

554
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:18,565
Then I think I have
another idea.

555
00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:22,525
ADULT ADAM: Turns out
you can think about the future
and still hold onto the past.

556
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:25,920
[LAUGHING]

557
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:29,750
Looking back at high school,
we were all different people
with different interests,

558
00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:32,274
but we shared a certain bond,

559
00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:34,755
not because of where
we'd come from,

560
00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:37,845
but because of the years
we had spent together.

561
00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:41,675
Because in the end,
all that matters
is the people.

562
00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:43,981
Sure, they may come and go
throughout the course
of our lives...

563
00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:47,289
Oh, howdy,
neighbor-slash-landlord.

564
00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:48,856
[CHUCKLES] I hope
you like bird-sitting.

565
00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:52,120
...but the memories
they create are forever.

566
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,295
♪♪♪♪

567
00:20:58,126 --> 00:20:58,822
[BELL DINGS]

568
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:04,915
ADAM: The Wonder Years
is the best.

569
00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:07,004
Who doesn't love a kid looking
back at his formative years

570
00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:09,268
with... I'm just gonna
say it... Wonder?

571
00:21:09,442 --> 00:21:11,008
Except I don't buy
Kevin and Winnie.

572
00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:12,314
It's like,
why is she with him?

573
00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:14,229
What? He's a loveable
every-boy

574
00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:16,318
with timeless
and deceptive charm.

575
00:21:16,492 --> 00:21:18,233
Ehh. He's short
and has a weird voice.

576
00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:20,017
Plus, he's got that
really annoying best friend.

577
00:21:20,191 --> 00:21:21,410
Paul's the breakout
character.

578
00:21:21,584 --> 00:21:22,846
If anyone's annoying,
it's the older brother.

579
00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:24,674
Wayne rules.

580
00:21:24,848 --> 00:21:26,154
I like the way he doesn't
think anything through.

581
00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:28,025
I'm a fan of
the older sister.

582
00:21:28,199 --> 00:21:29,157
Why don't they give her
more stories?