1 00:00:02,654 --> 00:00:05,135 Back in the '80s, water parks were the peak of childhood fun. 2 00:00:05,309 --> 00:00:08,356 They were wet, wild, and incredibly dangerous. 3 00:00:08,530 --> 00:00:09,792 Seriously, what were we thinking? 4 00:00:11,489 --> 00:00:13,100 Adam, do you have a moment 5 00:00:13,274 --> 00:00:14,797 to talk about our Lord and Savior? 6 00:00:14,971 --> 00:00:16,538 Joshin'. 7 00:00:16,712 --> 00:00:19,367 I am here to talk about something way less urgent 8 00:00:19,541 --> 00:00:21,238 than your holy salvation... Our local water park. 9 00:00:21,412 --> 00:00:22,761 Riptide Waters? 10 00:00:22,935 --> 00:00:25,329 I'm here gathering signatures to shut the park down. 11 00:00:25,503 --> 00:00:26,809 Would you care to add your Johnny Hancock? 12 00:00:26,983 --> 00:00:28,071 Hell no. 13 00:00:28,245 --> 00:00:30,073 Riptide Waters is a beloved institution. 14 00:00:30,247 --> 00:00:32,597 I spent many a summer splashing, sunning, 15 00:00:32,771 --> 00:00:34,773 and forcing Adam down slides 16 00:00:34,947 --> 00:00:36,253 he wasn't legally tall enough to go down. 17 00:00:36,427 --> 00:00:38,038 Can't see tears when you're dripping wet. 18 00:00:38,212 --> 00:00:39,430 Well, your "beloved institution" 19 00:00:39,604 --> 00:00:41,084 is the reason I tore my rotator cuff. 20 00:00:41,258 --> 00:00:42,781 How'd you do it? 21 00:00:42,955 --> 00:00:44,609 Were you running against the lifeguard's orders? 22 00:00:44,783 --> 00:00:47,134 I was merely riding my favorite slide, the Atomic Tsunami. 23 00:00:47,308 --> 00:00:48,831 The Atomic Tsunami rules. 24 00:00:49,005 --> 00:00:51,442 I hit a dry spot in the Funnel Tunnel 25 00:00:51,616 --> 00:00:54,924 and found myself stuck backwards in complete darkness. 26 00:00:55,098 --> 00:00:56,708 A mere ribbon of light to let me know 27 00:00:56,882 --> 00:00:58,536 that I was still of this earth. 28 00:00:58,710 --> 00:01:01,365 I couldn't figure out the handle on a porta-potty once, so I feel ya. 29 00:01:01,539 --> 00:01:03,976 First person to crash into me was a boy named Oliver. 30 00:01:04,151 --> 00:01:05,717 We had a moment to introduce ourselves. 31 00:01:05,891 --> 00:01:06,631 Then came the others. 32 00:01:06,805 --> 00:01:08,198 Dear God. 33 00:01:08,372 --> 00:01:09,808 That's what I said, over and over again, 34 00:01:09,982 --> 00:01:11,941 as teen after slippery teen 35 00:01:12,115 --> 00:01:13,769 slammed into my contorted body. 36 00:01:13,943 --> 00:01:15,945 So how did you get out and end up here whining about it? 37 00:01:16,119 --> 00:01:17,816 Finally, the pressure became too much 38 00:01:17,990 --> 00:01:19,340 and we exploded down Wizard's Wash. 39 00:01:19,514 --> 00:01:21,951 Alone and terrified, I also realized 40 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:25,085 that I swallowed a tremendous amount of water and Band-Aids. 41 00:01:25,259 --> 00:01:27,478 Alone? You were there by yourself? 42 00:01:27,652 --> 00:01:29,437 Who I was with or not with is not the takeaway here. 43 00:01:29,611 --> 00:01:30,873 It's not not the takeaway. 44 00:01:31,047 --> 00:01:32,440 Don't spin this. 45 00:01:32,614 --> 00:01:34,398 I was the one who was gruesomely injured. 46 00:01:34,572 --> 00:01:35,965 And when I tried to complain 47 00:01:36,139 --> 00:01:38,968 to the smug and tan teen manning the slide, 48 00:01:39,142 --> 00:01:40,709 he blew his whistle sharply at me. 49 00:01:40,883 --> 00:01:42,319 That's Blake. He's hilarious. 50 00:01:42,493 --> 00:01:45,148 You are intentionally ignoring the gravity of this situation. 51 00:01:45,322 --> 00:01:47,194 Yeah, we are, 'cause we're going to the water park. 52 00:01:47,368 --> 00:01:49,848 Trumpets of revelation! How could you do that? 53 00:01:50,022 --> 00:01:51,763 Your hilarious story has reminded me 54 00:01:51,937 --> 00:01:54,201 how awesome Riptide Waters is. 55 00:01:54,375 --> 00:01:57,508 Ad, get your water shoes, your nose plug, and your swim bonnet. 56 00:01:57,682 --> 00:02:00,163 - Chop, chop. - It's not a swim bonnet. 57 00:02:00,337 --> 00:02:01,947 It just happens to billow in the back 58 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,993 and also ties around my neck. 59 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:05,081 That sure sounds like a bonnet. 60 00:02:05,255 --> 00:02:06,343 And it doesn't matter. 61 00:02:06,517 --> 00:02:07,997 Because I'm not going anywhere near that place. 62 00:02:08,171 --> 00:02:09,781 Then who am I supposed to ride down the slide with, 63 00:02:09,955 --> 00:02:12,044 two-man human-canoe style? 64 00:02:12,219 --> 00:02:14,221 You mean when you sat on me and used me as a raft to go faster? 65 00:02:14,395 --> 00:02:16,179 So many cherished screams. 66 00:02:16,353 --> 00:02:17,833 No thanks. 67 00:02:18,007 --> 00:02:20,314 I need to figure out how to get off the NYU waitlist 68 00:02:20,488 --> 00:02:22,794 because my guidance counselor spends all his time alone in his swim trunks. 69 00:02:22,968 --> 00:02:24,405 If I don't have a healthy work-life balance, 70 00:02:24,579 --> 00:02:26,058 I am no good to you. 71 00:02:26,233 --> 00:02:27,799 What's the big rush to go to college? 72 00:02:27,973 --> 00:02:29,453 - You're 15. - I'm almost 18! 73 00:02:29,627 --> 00:02:30,759 You're my baby brother. 74 00:02:30,933 --> 00:02:32,543 I think I know better than you how old you are. 75 00:02:32,717 --> 00:02:34,284 It is surprising when Adam says his real age. 76 00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:36,591 It's like, "Wha?" 77 00:02:36,765 --> 00:02:39,333 Anyway, someone wanna - sign this thing? - Never. 78 00:02:39,507 --> 00:02:43,119 In fact, I'm starting a counter petition to keep the park open. 79 00:02:43,293 --> 00:02:44,599 - That's not how it works. - Out you go! 80 00:02:44,773 --> 00:02:46,296 Ow! That's my good shoulder! 81 00:02:46,470 --> 00:02:48,255 Who's gonna do my household chores? 82 00:02:50,126 --> 00:02:51,693 ♪ I'm twisted up inside 83 00:02:51,867 --> 00:02:54,261 ♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say 84 00:02:57,438 --> 00:02:59,179 ♪ I don't know the future 85 00:02:59,353 --> 00:03:01,746 ♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪ 86 00:03:03,748 --> 00:03:05,794 It was October 6th, 1980-something, 87 00:03:05,968 --> 00:03:07,404 and my mom and sister were excited 88 00:03:07,578 --> 00:03:09,711 to plan Erica's wedding. 89 00:03:09,885 --> 00:03:11,191 They just couldn't agree on the specifics. 90 00:03:11,365 --> 00:03:12,757 Or anything, really. 91 00:03:12,931 --> 00:03:14,498 Okay, let's add some beautiful marigolds, 92 00:03:14,672 --> 00:03:15,717 or as we, 93 00:03:15,891 --> 00:03:16,892 in the floral industry, 94 00:03:17,066 --> 00:03:18,415 refer to them as 95 00:03:18,589 --> 00:03:20,243 "teardrops from heaven." 96 00:03:20,417 --> 00:03:22,027 I like those. What do you think, Mom? 97 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,552 I think we, outside the floral industry, 98 00:03:24,726 --> 00:03:27,076 refer to those as "crapdrops from Crapville." 99 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:29,687 Another, uh, visit to Crapville. 100 00:03:29,861 --> 00:03:31,385 I know what we need. 101 00:03:31,559 --> 00:03:33,387 Opulence, luxury, 102 00:03:33,561 --> 00:03:36,738 and all the orchids on the Eastern seaboard. 103 00:03:36,912 --> 00:03:38,218 Orchids are pretty temperamental. 104 00:03:38,392 --> 00:03:39,306 So am I. 105 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:41,525 Which would you rather deal with? 106 00:03:41,699 --> 00:03:42,961 Uh, don't I get a say in this? I'm the bride. 107 00:03:43,135 --> 00:03:45,573 So? I made the bride. 108 00:03:45,747 --> 00:03:48,576 None of this would be possible without my flexible pelvis. 109 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:50,186 Such powerful imagery. 110 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:51,405 If only my head was like an Etch A Sketch. 111 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:53,624 Nope. Still there. 112 00:03:53,798 --> 00:03:54,712 Control your body, Geoff. 113 00:03:54,886 --> 00:03:56,584 And this is my special day. 114 00:03:56,758 --> 00:03:58,063 You don't get to choose stuff. 115 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,543 I get to choose all the stuff. 116 00:03:59,717 --> 00:04:01,458 Then why don't you get married to Geoff? 117 00:04:01,632 --> 00:04:02,894 He should be so lucky. 118 00:04:03,068 --> 00:04:03,895 I'd be an excellent life partner 119 00:04:04,069 --> 00:04:05,636 for your young beau. 120 00:04:05,810 --> 00:04:07,377 This won't creep into my anxiety dreams tonight. 121 00:04:07,551 --> 00:04:08,683 See ya there. 122 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,209 Yo. Erica's special friend. Move. 123 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:14,863 - I'm sorry? - You should be. 124 00:04:15,037 --> 00:04:16,604 You're blocking my eye line. 125 00:04:16,778 --> 00:04:19,128 I can't see what Small Wonder has to say. 126 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:20,695 She may be a tiny robot, 127 00:04:20,869 --> 00:04:22,044 but she's big on life advice. 128 00:04:22,218 --> 00:04:23,828 Speaking of which, 129 00:04:24,002 --> 00:04:25,221 Erica and Mrs. G are really going at it in there. 130 00:04:25,395 --> 00:04:26,309 Should I intervene? 131 00:04:26,483 --> 00:04:27,745 I have a policy 132 00:04:27,919 --> 00:04:29,094 about not getting involved 133 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,488 in anything in any way, 134 00:04:31,662 --> 00:04:33,229 especially when it comes 135 00:04:33,403 --> 00:04:34,578 to mothers and daughters. 136 00:04:34,752 --> 00:04:36,188 That's worked for you? 137 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:39,104 I'm silently watching TV with my best friend, aren't I? 138 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:40,541 We haven't uttered a word 139 00:04:40,715 --> 00:04:42,369 to each other in five hours. 140 00:04:42,543 --> 00:04:44,675 So I'm supposed to just watch my future bride lose her mind 141 00:04:44,849 --> 00:04:46,198 while I shop for cummerbunds? 142 00:04:46,373 --> 00:04:48,244 Look who's the small wonder now. 143 00:04:48,418 --> 00:04:49,376 If you're worried about 144 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:50,551 how to support your betrothed, 145 00:04:50,725 --> 00:04:51,421 there's one thing you can do. 146 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:52,901 Marriage class. 147 00:04:53,075 --> 00:04:54,032 You think that could help us? 148 00:04:54,206 --> 00:04:55,425 It helped me and Dolores. 149 00:04:55,599 --> 00:04:56,992 Now I'm only slightly terrified 150 00:04:57,166 --> 00:04:58,646 when she says we have to talk. 151 00:04:58,820 --> 00:05:00,256 I live my life in constant terror! 152 00:05:00,430 --> 00:05:02,519 Then let this be my gift to you. 153 00:05:02,693 --> 00:05:04,391 A five-pack of sessions 154 00:05:04,565 --> 00:05:07,219 with esteemed relationship expert, Dr. Carl. 155 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:08,612 He sounds very good. 156 00:05:08,786 --> 00:05:10,484 He might be the best. 157 00:05:10,658 --> 00:05:12,181 Or the only person that does this in the area. 158 00:05:12,355 --> 00:05:14,270 The only lesson the boy needs 159 00:05:14,444 --> 00:05:17,273 is to buy a chair, sit in it, and shut up. 160 00:05:17,447 --> 00:05:19,841 Ugh! I can't believe - that woman! - Good news. 161 00:05:20,015 --> 00:05:21,756 I know a way to support you and for us to grow 162 00:05:21,930 --> 00:05:23,279 even closer as a couple... 163 00:05:23,453 --> 00:05:24,846 Dr. Carl's marriage class. 164 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:26,674 The doctor part might not be official, 165 00:05:26,848 --> 00:05:28,589 but he did lock down a multi-use room 166 00:05:28,763 --> 00:05:30,982 with a nice selection of teas. 167 00:05:31,156 --> 00:05:32,810 So, do you wanna grow as a couple over some Earl Grey? 168 00:05:32,984 --> 00:05:34,769 I have another idea. 169 00:05:34,943 --> 00:05:37,511 You go by yourself, and you learn how to not give me 170 00:05:37,685 --> 00:05:40,601 one more thing to do while I'm fighting with my mother and planning a wedding. 171 00:05:40,775 --> 00:05:41,776 I'll go by myself. 172 00:05:41,950 --> 00:05:43,734 - I'm sure it's not weird. - Oh, it will be. 173 00:05:43,908 --> 00:05:45,867 While Erica had left Geoff high and dry, 174 00:05:46,041 --> 00:05:48,609 the fight over Riptide Waters raged on. 175 00:05:48,783 --> 00:05:51,002 Why, hello, young lady. Is your mother home? 176 00:05:51,176 --> 00:05:52,439 Well, aren't you a big ball of charm. 177 00:05:52,613 --> 00:05:54,266 I am playful, but to be clear, 178 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:56,268 I am here with a petition for you to sign. 179 00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:59,010 Stop. Don't sign that man's dumb thing. 180 00:05:59,184 --> 00:06:00,708 Sign my dumb thing. 181 00:06:00,882 --> 00:06:02,753 Barry Troublemaking Goldberg, what are you doing? 182 00:06:02,927 --> 00:06:04,668 Just keeping Riptide Waters open 183 00:06:04,842 --> 00:06:06,583 for future generations to enjoy. 184 00:06:06,757 --> 00:06:09,238 Every child deserves water fun 185 00:06:09,412 --> 00:06:10,935 in a barely supervised atmosphere. 186 00:06:11,109 --> 00:06:14,722 Incorrect. All 50 acres are an aquatic torture chamber. 187 00:06:14,896 --> 00:06:16,680 Ooh! You know how Gravity Falls dumps out into an actual river? 188 00:06:16,854 --> 00:06:18,290 Mm-hmm. 189 00:06:18,465 --> 00:06:19,248 I once hit a trout who swallowed my wedding ring. 190 00:06:19,422 --> 00:06:21,032 Exactly. 191 00:06:21,206 --> 00:06:23,513 It's a hazard for child and odd lady alike. 192 00:06:23,687 --> 00:06:25,472 Yeah, I'm gonna sign neither and shut the door. 193 00:06:27,169 --> 00:06:29,563 Yes! Your loss is my win. 194 00:06:29,737 --> 00:06:31,565 Plus, I've already gotten like 700 signatures. 195 00:06:31,739 --> 00:06:34,219 These aren't real signatures. "Pete Zapaya"? 196 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:35,482 He's a romantic Italian gentleman. 197 00:06:35,656 --> 00:06:37,048 "John A. Signature"? 198 00:06:37,222 --> 00:06:38,398 The entire Signature family is behind me. 199 00:06:38,572 --> 00:06:40,138 "The Real Charles Barkley"? 200 00:06:40,312 --> 00:06:41,923 He wouldn't sign his name like that. 201 00:06:42,097 --> 00:06:44,186 I was surprised, too, but here it is in ink. 202 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:45,796 I'm not giving up. 203 00:06:45,970 --> 00:06:47,407 I'm gonna knock on every door in town 204 00:06:47,581 --> 00:06:48,495 until that park is closed. 205 00:06:48,669 --> 00:06:50,453 Not if I knock on them first. 206 00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:52,542 - Youthful run! - Dang it! 207 00:06:52,716 --> 00:06:54,805 As Barry and Mr. Glascott were hitting the streets, 208 00:06:54,979 --> 00:06:56,938 Geoff was returning home with good news. 209 00:06:57,112 --> 00:06:59,506 I did it. I went to Dr. Carl's marriage class all by myself. 210 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,464 You're coming in with a lot of energy I can't match, 211 00:07:01,638 --> 00:07:02,770 so get it all out now. 212 00:07:02,944 --> 00:07:04,380 After the super awkward first ten minutes 213 00:07:04,554 --> 00:07:05,816 convincing them you were real, 214 00:07:05,990 --> 00:07:07,514 I gained a greater understanding 215 00:07:07,688 --> 00:07:08,689 of how to be a supportive partner to you. 216 00:07:08,863 --> 00:07:10,125 And I'm all for whatever you just said, 217 00:07:10,299 --> 00:07:11,996 but sorry, 218 00:07:12,170 --> 00:07:14,172 my mom's trying on her dress for the wedding, and I'm worried. 219 00:07:14,346 --> 00:07:15,957 Don't. All eyes will be on you. 220 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:18,046 ♪ Here comes the mom 221 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:20,004 ♪ Here comes the mom ♪ 222 00:07:20,178 --> 00:07:22,703 What do you think? 223 00:07:22,877 --> 00:07:25,619 Wow. Wow. Wow. 224 00:07:25,793 --> 00:07:27,577 Don't worry. I know it seems tight in through here, 225 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:28,926 but it's still roomy enough at the bottom 226 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:30,493 for me to do my dance solo. 227 00:07:32,147 --> 00:07:32,974 It's white. 228 00:07:33,148 --> 00:07:35,150 It is egg cream. 229 00:07:35,324 --> 00:07:37,239 It's clearly a bridal gown. 230 00:07:37,413 --> 00:07:39,459 Do you want me to coordinate with you or not? 231 00:07:39,633 --> 00:07:41,461 We're practically twin sisters, 232 00:07:41,635 --> 00:07:43,245 or so I expect to hear. 233 00:07:43,419 --> 00:07:44,986 It's supposed to be my day. 234 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,944 And it will be. Mostly. 235 00:07:47,118 --> 00:07:49,904 You are unbelievable. 236 00:07:50,078 --> 00:07:51,993 In that moment, Geoff had a choice. 237 00:07:52,167 --> 00:07:53,821 Do nothing like my dad suggested, 238 00:07:53,995 --> 00:07:55,692 or stand up and support his wife 239 00:07:55,866 --> 00:07:57,607 like he learned from Dr. Carl. 240 00:07:57,781 --> 00:08:00,218 Mrs. Goldberg, I have to say something you need to hear. 241 00:08:00,392 --> 00:08:01,916 Oh, my. 242 00:08:02,090 --> 00:08:04,135 Are you gathering yourself right now, Geoffrey? 243 00:08:05,963 --> 00:08:07,487 Your spine doesn't have that usual candy cane shape. 244 00:08:07,661 --> 00:08:09,663 I love your daughter, 245 00:08:09,837 --> 00:08:12,056 and I want this wedding to be a positive experience for her, 246 00:08:12,230 --> 00:08:16,278 so I am respectfully asking you to take a step back. 247 00:08:20,717 --> 00:08:21,718 I see. 248 00:08:24,939 --> 00:08:26,462 Message received. 249 00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:28,333 Uh... Okay. 250 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,074 Great. That went well. 251 00:08:30,988 --> 00:08:31,989 What went well? 252 00:08:32,163 --> 00:08:33,600 Your loving and supportive fiance 253 00:08:33,774 --> 00:08:35,558 just asked your mother to take a step back. 254 00:08:35,732 --> 00:08:36,994 A step back? 255 00:08:37,168 --> 00:08:38,822 As in backwards? 256 00:08:38,996 --> 00:08:40,476 As in away from the wedding? 257 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:42,391 Why is your tone so haunting and ominous? 258 00:08:42,565 --> 00:08:43,740 It went well. She even said, "I see." 259 00:08:43,914 --> 00:08:45,220 This is bad. 260 00:08:45,394 --> 00:08:46,874 This is really bad. 261 00:08:47,048 --> 00:08:48,484 "I see." She saw. 262 00:08:48,658 --> 00:08:50,921 Even if she says she saw, she never sees. 263 00:08:51,095 --> 00:08:52,227 - I see. - Do you? 264 00:08:52,401 --> 00:08:54,664 I see that I saw differently that she said she saw. 265 00:08:54,838 --> 00:08:56,884 - What? - I don't know! 266 00:08:57,058 --> 00:08:57,972 Erica, it has come to my attention 267 00:08:58,146 --> 00:08:59,495 that your fiance hates me 268 00:08:59,669 --> 00:09:00,844 and wants nothing more to do with me. 269 00:09:01,018 --> 00:09:02,324 That's not what I said. 270 00:09:02,498 --> 00:09:04,152 I've been kicked out of your lives forever. 271 00:09:04,326 --> 00:09:06,676 An old bottle of Mountain Dew hucked out the window 272 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:09,200 and left to yellow and fade on the highway of life. 273 00:09:09,374 --> 00:09:11,725 I love Mountain Dew. It's not just a beverage, it's a lifestyle. 274 00:09:11,899 --> 00:09:14,379 Here are holiday, birthday, and get-well cards 275 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,904 for my yet-to-be-conceived grandchildren. 276 00:09:17,078 --> 00:09:19,776 Make sure they know my name, my face, and my story of loss. 277 00:09:21,778 --> 00:09:23,911 If you need me, I will be crying in my room for eternity. 278 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:29,917 The hell, dude? 279 00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:32,093 Dr. Carl would say find the positive here. 280 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:33,660 With your mother less involved, 281 00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:35,183 now we can plan the wedding that you want. 282 00:09:35,357 --> 00:09:36,401 I guess that would be nice. 283 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,055 There we go. "Nice." 284 00:09:38,229 --> 00:09:39,622 "Awesome's" slightly less exciting cousin. 285 00:09:39,796 --> 00:09:41,145 Okay, let's do it. 286 00:09:41,885 --> 00:09:43,191 Wedding stuff. 287 00:09:43,365 --> 00:09:44,540 I can't believe I was worried 288 00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:46,716 just 'cause Dr. Carl wears a leather sun hat. 289 00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:48,979 As Geoff was heeding the lessons of his new therapist, 290 00:09:49,153 --> 00:09:51,634 I was seeking the guidance of my favorite counselor. 291 00:09:51,808 --> 00:09:52,983 Mr. Glascott, you have a minute? 292 00:09:53,157 --> 00:09:54,681 Uh, sure. Let me just put these away. 293 00:09:54,855 --> 00:09:57,118 Ow. Oh. Oh. 294 00:09:57,292 --> 00:09:58,685 Ow! King of kings! 295 00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:00,991 My buttocks. 296 00:10:01,165 --> 00:10:03,385 I know about your shoulder, but what happened to your... 297 00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:04,908 Delicate rump? 298 00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:07,650 It's a delayed injury from the water slide. 299 00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:09,913 I woke up this a.m. with a purpled haunch. 300 00:10:10,087 --> 00:10:12,002 I'm just gonna start. 301 00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:14,744 I need to juice up my high school resume if I'm gonna get into NYU. 302 00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:16,572 Getting involved in a cause 303 00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:18,574 or a charity always looks good. 304 00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:22,447 And right now, there's a lone, broken man fighting the good fight, 305 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:25,015 and he sure could use some help collecting signatures. 306 00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:26,713 That's a great idea. 307 00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:28,628 I'll help Barry save the water park. 308 00:10:28,802 --> 00:10:29,977 I'm talking about me. 309 00:10:30,151 --> 00:10:32,675 But Barry's on the side of an adored local business. 310 00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,155 You're like the mean, old developer 311 00:10:34,329 --> 00:10:35,635 trying to close down the community center. 312 00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:37,201 Developer? 313 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,943 I can't even afford two pieces of bread. 314 00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:42,598 Every sandwich I make is open-faced. 315 00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:45,035 I say it's bruschetta, but it is not. 316 00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:46,384 Have you considered folding the bread? 317 00:10:46,558 --> 00:10:47,864 Just go do your thing! 318 00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:51,215 Aw, my fundament. 319 00:10:53,087 --> 00:10:55,306 Barry! I'm helping you save Riptide Waters! 320 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,700 Oh, finally! 321 00:10:57,874 --> 00:11:00,747 My hand's cramping up from copying all these names out of the phone book. 322 00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:02,487 But we won't need fake signatures. 323 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,793 We need to paint a picture 324 00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:05,665 of what this park really means to people. 325 00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:08,537 Like a mural of different faces on a downtown wall? 326 00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:10,931 No, Barry. - We're making a movie. - Better. 327 00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:13,803 And I only wasted three days of college on this. 328 00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,983 Geoff and Erica had cut my mom out of the wedding planning 329 00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:21,550 and were hoping the rest would be a piece of cake. 330 00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,117 Mmm. What do you think? 331 00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:24,640 - I don't know. - It's rich. 332 00:11:24,814 --> 00:11:26,294 Moist. Chocolatey. 333 00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:27,556 But is it chocolatey enough? 334 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:28,992 It's called "Death By Chocolate," so... 335 00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:30,907 So, it's too chocolatey? 336 00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:32,430 What if a dog gets ahold of it? 337 00:11:32,604 --> 00:11:33,823 How many dogs are gonna be at our wedding? 338 00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:35,085 What if the caterers are blind? 339 00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:36,434 - All of them? - It could happen. 340 00:11:36,608 --> 00:11:38,045 How many seeing eye dogs have to die 341 00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:39,437 for our one day of happiness, Geoff? 342 00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:40,961 Mine's spongy. 343 00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:42,092 Why are you here again? 344 00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:44,268 It's a cake tasting. Need I explain? 345 00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:46,270 - I can't do this. - Babe, it shouldn't be this hard. 346 00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:48,533 It wouldn't be if you hadn't fired my mom. 347 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,665 She was making you miserable. 348 00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:51,928 Not as miserable as I am right now. 349 00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:53,495 Tied in knots about cakes 350 00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:55,410 and your total indifference about dogs. 351 00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:56,324 I-I can't do this. 352 00:11:58,152 --> 00:11:59,501 I told you so. 353 00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:02,504 I was gonna say, "I'm not gonna say I told you so," 354 00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:04,724 but this buttercream is making me a lot less sassy. 355 00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:06,116 You're a wonderful resource. 356 00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:07,727 It's mothers and daughters. 357 00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,990 You're not gonna understand, and you never will. 358 00:12:10,164 --> 00:12:11,600 But Dr. Carl said... 359 00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:14,037 Dr. Carl doesn't sound like a real doctor. 360 00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:15,430 He went to the medical school of life. 361 00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:16,518 The road was his teacher, 362 00:12:16,692 --> 00:12:17,649 and he says they still keep in touch. 363 00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:19,913 Just stay out of it. 364 00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:22,437 Fifty years of letting it silently wash over you, then you die. 365 00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:24,613 That's the goal. 366 00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:25,570 As Geoff's wedding plans were falling apart, 367 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,138 Barry and I got the JTP together 368 00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:30,924 to film a heartfelt testimonial for our favorite water park. 369 00:12:31,098 --> 00:12:33,317 What's your favorite moment at Riptide Waters? 370 00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:35,363 I guess when I lost my trunks on the water slide. 371 00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:37,452 When I was made a junior lifeguard at Full Moon Lagoon. 372 00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:38,888 For me, it's the wave pool. 373 00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,760 So, I'm just flying down this slide a-and whoop! 374 00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:42,674 There goes my shorts. 375 00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,851 The girls gave me a lot of attention when I had that whistle. 376 00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:46,678 Especially Stacy Leiberman. 377 00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:49,377 One time, I was under the water for eight whole minutes. 378 00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:51,683 At least... At least I think it was eight. 379 00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:54,164 I-I've forgotten a lot about that day. 380 00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:56,036 The trunks are the only thing really slowing you down when you're on the slide, 381 00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:57,515 so I just kept going faster and faster. 382 00:12:57,689 --> 00:13:00,518 You remember when Stacy "went missing" in the Lagoon 383 00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:02,782 and people were going crazy and the park manager was like, 384 00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:04,305 "You can swim, right? Get in there." 385 00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:06,481 I do remember sinking to the bottom 386 00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:09,658 and feeling really at peace. 387 00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:11,616 And I just came shooting out of that slide, 388 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,880 uh, skipped across the pool like a stone across a lake. 389 00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:17,579 I dove into that lagoon again and again looking for Stacy, 390 00:13:17,753 --> 00:13:19,624 but I couldn't... I-I-I couldn't find her. 391 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,757 And then I saw my grandma, 392 00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:24,455 a-and she had this bright, warm light 393 00:13:24,629 --> 00:13:28,024 coming from behind her, but also from within. 394 00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:29,765 I looked around for my suit, but it was gone. 395 00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:30,897 It doesn't make any sense, 396 00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:32,681 but deep down, I know the park took it. 397 00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:35,162 At the end of the day, the manager said it was all a joke. 398 00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:37,294 That Stacy was never even there, and... 399 00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:38,774 And I believed him. 400 00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:40,254 I was just a boy. 401 00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:42,778 I could smell my grandma's perfume. 402 00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:45,346 Although, it might have been the aftershave 403 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,304 of the lifeguard that was resuscitating me. 404 00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:49,393 Then I noticed everyone looking at me. 405 00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,787 So many judging eyes. 406 00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,658 I-I lied to myself and embraced it. 407 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:54,790 I didn't want to, but I had to. 408 00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:55,878 I had to be Naked Rob. 409 00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,401 I never saw Stacy again. 410 00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,099 Did I die? 411 00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:00,404 And cut, I guess? 412 00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:03,581 Gentlemen, well done. 413 00:14:03,755 --> 00:14:05,409 Your boring stories are gonna save this place. 414 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:06,846 Maybe I'm not Naked Rob. 415 00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,499 Maybe I'm just a boy who lost his suit. 416 00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:12,068 There's a darkness in the corner of my soul. 417 00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:14,201 Did I bring something back with me? 418 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,898 Maybe we shouldn't be trying to keep this place open. 419 00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:17,160 As Barry's dreams 420 00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:18,727 of keeping the park open faded, 421 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,772 Geoff fought to keep their wedding planning 422 00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,383 from turning into a total nightmare. 423 00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:23,601 Thank you both for coming. 424 00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:25,516 Uh, if this is your apology bouquet 425 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,823 for balling up your hand and punching me in the heart, 426 00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:29,825 it is vastly too small. 427 00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:31,914 I can't sit back and watch you two tear each other apart, 428 00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:33,611 so I came up with a solution. 429 00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,744 From now on, a totally neutral third party 430 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,615 will be making all of our decisions, 431 00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:38,747 and her name is Penny. 432 00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:39,835 She's gonna decide everything. 433 00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:41,532 A coin flip? 434 00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:43,534 What if it flips to the side I don't want? 435 00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:44,796 You haven't thought this through, Geoff. 436 00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,973 Studies show that people who flip a coin 437 00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:48,844 are more likely to follow through with their decisions 438 00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:50,846 and report higher overall happiness. 439 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:53,196 My podiatrist's nephew flipped a penny 440 00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:55,242 right down his throat one time. 441 00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:58,462 It lodged in his intestines and gave him copper poisoning. 442 00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:01,465 Doctors had to remove his intestinal tract 443 00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:04,816 and hook his stomach directly to his home's sewer pipe. 444 00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:08,081 Now he lives and works in the bathroom as telemarketer. 445 00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:10,997 His hours are as flexible as his discharge hose. 446 00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:13,129 None of that ever happened to a human person, 447 00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:14,914 but she does have a point. 448 00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:16,567 I don't want to leave things up to chance. 449 00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:18,743 This is a simple and elegant solution. 450 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,963 Back me up here, Mrs. Kremp. 451 00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,444 You're a sweet boy, but I-I don't want to weigh in on anything around here. 452 00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:24,227 Don't marry in. 453 00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:25,750 Let me demonstrate. 454 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,013 Heads, we go with marigolds. Tails, we don't. 455 00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:29,624 Oh, jillickers! My cornea! 456 00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:31,321 I'm so sorry. 457 00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:33,845 I have a living scriptures performance tonight! 458 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,238 Did you happen to see where it landed? 459 00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:36,979 The only thing I can see is a blurry doofus 460 00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:38,459 who doesn't know how to flip a darn penny. 461 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:41,070 Now I have to go rinse out my eyeball in the sink. 462 00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:42,898 So it's settled. Orchids it is. 463 00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:44,813 No. I want marigolds. 464 00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:48,251 Erica, you are my whole heart and my firstborn, 465 00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:50,036 but you have for brains. 466 00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,211 Enough! 467 00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:53,082 Maybe the penny was a bad idea, 468 00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:54,954 but all you've been doing is making each other miserable. 469 00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:57,043 I'm really excited for our wedding, 470 00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:58,783 but if you two can't figure out a way to get along, 471 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,002 then maybe we just shouldn't have one. 472 00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:07,618 I don't know. 473 00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:09,707 It feels a little puffy. Can either of you tell? 474 00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:10,970 Looks the same way it always does. 475 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:16,105 As Geoff's attempt at peace blew up in his face, 476 00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:18,629 the water park's chances at staying open was fizzling out. 477 00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:21,154 Mr. Glascott, with your harrowing testimony, 478 00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:22,677 and the signatures from the concerned community, 479 00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:23,852 you make quite a case. 480 00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,593 If I can keep one person 481 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:28,291 from being pummeled by human missiles, it was worth it. 482 00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:30,032 Stop the proceedings! 483 00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,512 I have something to show 484 00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:34,210 the honorable Safety Board monsignors. 485 00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:36,038 Stupid democracy. 486 00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:38,649 The name of Riptide Waters amusement park 487 00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:40,173 has been besmirched. 488 00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:41,870 Okay, this young man obviously stumbled 489 00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:44,307 into using "besmirched" correctly. 490 00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:47,136 On this video, you will find testimonials 491 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:50,444 un-smirching the heretofore re-smirched virtues 492 00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:51,619 of Riptide Waters. 493 00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:54,535 ♪ 494 00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,363 Riptide Waters rules! 495 00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:59,105 Rules! Rules! Rules! 496 00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:00,149 Memories! 497 00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:01,498 Keee-yah! 498 00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:03,109 Splashing! 499 00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:04,458 Gravity, gravity, gravity. 500 00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:06,068 Chlorine! 501 00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:07,591 Shoes... 502 00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:09,376 Not mandatory. 503 00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:12,944 Riptide Waters rules! 504 00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:16,774 Water park saved. 505 00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:18,428 It was not. 506 00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:20,778 It is our opinion that Riptide Waters be shut down 507 00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:21,866 at close of business tomorrow. 508 00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:26,219 We lost? How? 509 00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:28,830 I think Mr. Glascott made a far more coherent case. 510 00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:31,615 But on the bright side, the NYU admissions department 511 00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:33,443 should really appreciate my attempt at activism. 512 00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:35,576 NYU? 513 00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,447 Is that the only reason you did this? 514 00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:39,536 Bar, I'll miss Riptide Waters, too, 515 00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:41,321 but sometimes, you have to move on. 516 00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:42,974 Like you going off to college. 517 00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:44,063 What does that have to do with this? 518 00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:45,803 Don't you get it? 519 00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:48,719 All those special times are behind us. 520 00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:50,895 Not just the water park. Our whole childhood. 521 00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:53,637 Even worse, I'm the only one who cares. 522 00:17:58,642 --> 00:18:00,688 After losing it on my mom and my sister, 523 00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:03,604 Geoff went to see the only person who'd listen... Dr. Carl. 524 00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:06,433 Geofferoni! Did you finally bring your mysterious better half? 525 00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:08,913 - No. It's just me again. - That's okay, amigo. 526 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,307 Dr. Carl is happy to work with the clay he has. 527 00:18:11,481 --> 00:18:12,395 Ooh! I hear footsteps. 528 00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:14,745 Hey. Sorry I'm tardy. 529 00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:17,183 Dolores is in the car applying eyeliner. 530 00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:18,662 She just sent me in to let everyone know 531 00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:20,403 that I'm an insensitive man who doesn't understand 532 00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:21,578 that "you look tired" 533 00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:23,058 is not a helpful comment, so... 534 00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:26,148 Erica? You're here? 535 00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:27,932 And your parents are, too, for some reason? 536 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,325 My dad thought it would be a good idea 537 00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:30,370 for us to talk it out with a professional. 538 00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:32,067 Or this guy, I guess. 539 00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:34,156 Mr. G, you actually did something? 540 00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:36,419 Maybe I realized that you're right. 541 00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:37,855 You can't always sit on the sidelines. 542 00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:39,727 This is so exciting. 543 00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:41,120 There are so many things we can... Bup-bup-bup! 544 00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:42,730 Not you. 545 00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:44,427 This is about the girl and her mother. 546 00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:45,907 Apparently, I'm a bit of a handful. 547 00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:47,952 We both are. 548 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,346 Geoff, I'm sorry that I didn't make it here until now. 549 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,174 I'm incredibly lucky to have someone 550 00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:53,436 who cares so much about my happiness. 551 00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:55,221 - Aww. - Now beat it. 552 00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:57,223 The couple who really needs counseling is me and this one. 553 00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:59,399 Let's go. 554 00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:03,098 So, Geoff tells me there's been a little conflict lately. 555 00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:06,971 I admit, sometimes, I am very aggressive in my style, taste, and tone, 556 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,713 but that's only because I want the perfect wedding for my baby. 557 00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:12,020 The perfect wedding would be if we could plan it together. 558 00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,849 I need you, but I also need a voice. 559 00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:16,720 I suppose that makes sense. 560 00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:18,113 And I suppose the road to healing 561 00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:20,159 is just around the next bend. 562 00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,639 Let's go there together, shall we? 563 00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:25,207 I'm in. Hearing other people's problems 564 00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:27,514 reminds me that mine aren't so big. 565 00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:29,994 While my mom and Erica were finally sorting out their issues, 566 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,649 Barry was having one last day at Riptide Waters. 567 00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:36,044 Whoa! Why the long line? 568 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:39,395 Apparently, some kid with prescription swim goggles is too afraid to go down. 569 00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:40,266 Adam? 570 00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:43,921 Adam! Let me through! 571 00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:46,315 I'm his brother, future doctor, 572 00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:48,056 and childhood hero! 573 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:49,753 Barry, what are you doing here? 574 00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:51,538 I heard you were scared to go down. 575 00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:53,061 Climb in my arms, 576 00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:54,715 and I'll carry you past your peers like a wet baby. 577 00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:56,543 It's not fear. 578 00:19:56,717 --> 00:19:58,719 I got up here and started thinking about what you said. 579 00:19:58,893 --> 00:20:02,549 You're right. Our childhood is slipping away. 580 00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:05,291 It's crazy, but the moment I go down this slide, 581 00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:06,466 it's all over. 582 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:07,945 I've been thinking about it, too, 583 00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:10,600 and yeah, we're never getting those times back. 584 00:20:10,774 --> 00:20:13,081 - Now you're giving up, too? - No. It's just... 585 00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:16,867 Maybe we should stop looking back 586 00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:19,087 and start looking forward. 587 00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:20,480 So we should make new memories together? 588 00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:22,525 Damn right. 589 00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:26,007 No matter where we are in the world or how old we get, 590 00:20:26,181 --> 00:20:28,966 or how erotically demanding my supermodel wife is, 591 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:30,490 I'll always make time for you. 592 00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:32,056 Me, too. 593 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:35,582 So... One last trip down the Atomic Tsunami? 594 00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:36,539 Human canoe-style? 595 00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:38,149 Is there any other way? 596 00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:40,804 I'm asking. Is there any other way? 597 00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:43,285 That's the thing about memories. 598 00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:45,200 Whether cherishing ones from the past 599 00:20:45,374 --> 00:20:47,376 or planning new ones for the future, 600 00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:49,770 when we share them with the people we love, 601 00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:51,250 life gets a little rosier. 602 00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:57,778 Your colorful sweaters have taken a confusing turn. 603 00:20:57,952 --> 00:20:58,996 Oh, thank you. 604 00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:00,476 I do look amazing. 605 00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:01,303 I didn't say that. 606 00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:02,783 Great news. 607 00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:04,219 My magic show was perfect! 608 00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:05,829 Only two pigeons didn't make it. 609 00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:07,178 Adam, help me to the door. 610 00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:08,397 My heels keep catching on the fabric. 611 00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:10,138 Oh, good. 612 00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:12,227 My mom's going to school as Madonna today. 613 00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:14,142 Pish-posh. 614 00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:14,795 Your mother's wearing a wedding gown to school. 615 00:21:14,969 --> 00:21:15,970 Get over yourself. 616 00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:17,014 Ha! You're marrying Mom. 617 00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:18,407 I'm surprised 618 00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:19,843 the state's allowing this, 619 00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:21,236 but I knew this day would come. 620 00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:22,193 Mazel tov, you two. 621 00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:25,849 Ohh, no.