1 00:00:01,262 --> 00:00:02,698 ADULT ADAM: L.A. in the '80s. 2 00:00:02,872 --> 00:00:04,613 It was all sunshine, palm trees, and movie stars, 3 00:00:04,787 --> 00:00:06,963 and nothing captured that West Coast magic 4 00:00:07,137 --> 00:00:09,183 quite like Randy Newman's iconic anthem... 5 00:00:09,357 --> 00:00:10,227 ♪♪ I love LA 6 00:00:10,401 --> 00:00:12,142 ♪♪♪♪ 7 00:00:12,316 --> 00:00:13,883 ♪♪ We love it ♪♪ 8 00:00:14,057 --> 00:00:15,319 Randy Newman. Now there's a man 9 00:00:15,493 --> 00:00:17,452 who oozes laid-back, California cool. 10 00:00:17,626 --> 00:00:18,670 He looks like your friend's dad, 11 00:00:18,844 --> 00:00:20,063 the one who doesn't work really. 12 00:00:20,237 --> 00:00:22,848 And his lyrics really tell you what L.A. is all about 13 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,720 by name-checking five different boulevards. 14 00:00:24,894 --> 00:00:26,374 So many boulevards. 15 00:00:26,548 --> 00:00:28,289 While also giving it to New York and Chicago 16 00:00:28,463 --> 00:00:30,030 for being in a different climate. 17 00:00:30,204 --> 00:00:31,596 He's right, it is cold there sometimes. 18 00:00:31,770 --> 00:00:33,294 If I hadn't promised to spend spring break 19 00:00:33,468 --> 00:00:35,470 helping Joanne move, I'd so be in La La Land, 20 00:00:35,644 --> 00:00:37,037 partying at Spago with Sigourney Weaver, 21 00:00:37,211 --> 00:00:38,603 James Worthy, and Duran Duran. 22 00:00:38,777 --> 00:00:40,562 None of those people will let you in their party. 23 00:00:40,736 --> 00:00:43,043 It's my party! I may not let them in. 24 00:00:43,217 --> 00:00:45,915 So you're gonna travel to a city where you know no one and throw a party? 25 00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:47,351 At a Malibu mansion! 26 00:00:47,525 --> 00:00:48,700 At a mansion you don't own! 27 00:00:48,874 --> 00:00:50,572 We got a day rate! 28 00:00:50,746 --> 00:00:52,139 To pivot this conversation to anything else... 29 00:00:52,313 --> 00:00:54,184 Erica, what are you doing for spring break? Moping more? 30 00:00:54,358 --> 00:00:56,273 Yes. I lost the love of my life, 31 00:00:56,447 --> 00:00:57,753 so I'm allowed to be down. 32 00:00:57,927 --> 00:00:59,189 I'm just gonna focus on my studies. 33 00:00:59,363 --> 00:01:01,452 Hey! Barry! 34 00:01:01,626 --> 00:01:03,019 I usually don't care about you, 35 00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:04,629 but you need to snap out of this funk 36 00:01:04,803 --> 00:01:06,849 by jetting off to sunny California. 37 00:01:07,023 --> 00:01:08,285 You and Randy Newman may love L.A., 38 00:01:08,459 --> 00:01:09,895 but I'm fine here in chilly Philly, 39 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,506 home of okay pizza. 40 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,986 I can't believe I'm saying this, but Barry's right. 41 00:01:14,161 --> 00:01:15,901 And I can't believe I am saying this, 42 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,686 but Adam is right in that I am right. 43 00:01:17,860 --> 00:01:19,209 I'm sorry, but the only place I want to be 44 00:01:19,383 --> 00:01:20,471 is away from this conversation. 45 00:01:20,645 --> 00:01:21,994 Who's getting away? 46 00:01:22,169 --> 00:01:23,300 Tell me you're not doing something selfish, 47 00:01:23,474 --> 00:01:24,562 like joining the Peace Corps. 48 00:01:24,736 --> 00:01:25,955 Barry wants me to go to L.A. 49 00:01:26,129 --> 00:01:28,000 L.A.? [SCOFFS] 50 00:01:28,175 --> 00:01:30,351 Those health nuts don't cheese anything, 51 00:01:30,525 --> 00:01:32,657 and "sugar" is just something your agent calls you. 52 00:01:32,831 --> 00:01:35,660 Don't worry. I just want to hunker down and not run into Geoff. 53 00:01:35,834 --> 00:01:37,836 Well, there's no fear of that. He's already left for spring break. 54 00:01:38,010 --> 00:01:39,969 To where? Daytona? South Padre? I don't care. 55 00:01:40,143 --> 00:01:41,797 Tell me now! Okay, I-I don't care. 56 00:01:41,971 --> 00:01:43,799 Those beaches are inappropriate. 57 00:01:43,973 --> 00:01:45,844 The only time a T-shirt should be wet 58 00:01:46,018 --> 00:01:48,108 is when Adam goes swimming in front of his classmates. 59 00:01:48,282 --> 00:01:51,023 Mom got a doctor to say that I had a medical excuse. 60 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:52,373 Well, I'm getting the hell out of here, too. 61 00:01:52,547 --> 00:01:55,202 Yes! I have the perfect spring break idea. 62 00:01:55,376 --> 00:01:58,814 A mother-daughter trip to the New England Cranberry Festival! 63 00:01:58,988 --> 00:02:00,816 Exactly, but not that at all. 64 00:02:00,990 --> 00:02:03,166 Barry's right. I'm gonna go to L.A. 65 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:05,647 I need to escape even thinking about Geoff. 66 00:02:05,821 --> 00:02:07,866 If there's one thing I've learned from my volatile love life, 67 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:09,520 it's that impulsive decisions 68 00:02:09,694 --> 00:02:11,740 are the first step to healing. 69 00:02:11,914 --> 00:02:13,959 And I get to spend time with my best gal pal. 70 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,092 She's talking about me.Lainey Lewis! 71 00:02:16,266 --> 00:02:19,051 Please let Lainey know that I have moved on with Joanne, and I am disgustingly happy. 72 00:02:19,226 --> 00:02:20,618 ERICA: I won't. 73 00:02:20,792 --> 00:02:22,098 But I guess you were the one that said L.A., 74 00:02:22,272 --> 00:02:23,969 so thanks. 75 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:27,103 Yay! My middle Schmoopie helping my oldest Schmoopie 76 00:02:27,277 --> 00:02:29,149 while my youngest Schmoopie looks on. 77 00:02:29,323 --> 00:02:30,715 ♪♪ I love my schmoos... 78 00:02:30,889 --> 00:02:32,456 Oh, no! 79 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:33,936 She's co-opted the Randy Newman song 80 00:02:34,110 --> 00:02:35,590 and ruined its message of municipal pride! 81 00:02:35,764 --> 00:02:37,157 ♪♪ Look at that Adam 82 00:02:37,331 --> 00:02:38,810 ♪♪ Look at that Barry 83 00:02:38,984 --> 00:02:40,551 ♪♪ Look at that Erica, too 84 00:02:40,725 --> 00:02:42,901 ♪♪ I love my schmoos ♪♪ 85 00:02:43,075 --> 00:02:44,729 She loves us!I love 'em! 86 00:02:44,903 --> 00:02:47,210 ♪♪ I'm twisted up inside 87 00:02:47,384 --> 00:02:49,647 ♪♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say 88 00:02:52,998 --> 00:02:54,739 ♪♪ I don't know the future 89 00:02:54,913 --> 00:02:56,654 ♪♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪♪ 90 00:02:58,439 --> 00:02:59,875 ADULT ADAM: It was May 5, 1980-something, 91 00:03:00,049 --> 00:03:01,485 and my best friend, Dave Kim, and I 92 00:03:01,659 --> 00:03:04,096 were about to get life-changing news. 93 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:05,315 Madman Ad-man! 94 00:03:05,489 --> 00:03:06,621 Radical Ad-ical! 95 00:03:06,795 --> 00:03:08,492 You guys have cool nicknames for ol' Dave Kim? 96 00:03:08,666 --> 00:03:10,668 Hmm. How about Buttface? 97 00:03:10,842 --> 00:03:12,583 [LAUGHS]Backing off that, 98 00:03:12,757 --> 00:03:13,584 I like Buttbreath for you. 99 00:03:13,758 --> 00:03:15,107 Oh, love it! 100 00:03:15,282 --> 00:03:16,674 But we called someone Buttbreath last year. 101 00:03:16,848 --> 00:03:19,242 Maybe we go with Buttbrain. 102 00:03:19,416 --> 00:03:20,765 I like the internal alliteration, 103 00:03:20,939 --> 00:03:22,985 but a-are we married to the whole butt area? 104 00:03:23,159 --> 00:03:24,639 Because Asshat is right there. 105 00:03:24,813 --> 00:03:26,336 Took us a while, but we got it. You're Asshat. 106 00:03:26,510 --> 00:03:27,772 Thank you. 107 00:03:27,946 --> 00:03:30,166 So what brings you guys to the part of the cafeteria 108 00:03:30,340 --> 00:03:32,081 where the sun's healthy light doesn't reach? 109 00:03:32,255 --> 00:03:34,214 We wanted to invite you to this. 110 00:03:34,388 --> 00:03:36,041 Gentlemen, welcome to poker night. 111 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,782 But Barry told me 112 00:03:37,956 --> 00:03:40,002 poker night was just a William Penn urban legend 113 00:03:40,176 --> 00:03:43,179 created by people "jealous of his physical and mental dominance." 114 00:03:43,353 --> 00:03:44,702 You hear the holes in it when you say it out loud. 115 00:03:44,876 --> 00:03:46,008 Asshat's right. 116 00:03:46,182 --> 00:03:47,357 I probably shouldn't be asking this, 117 00:03:47,531 --> 00:03:50,186 given my fluctuating social standing, but why us? 118 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,014 Two seats opened up. 119 00:03:52,188 --> 00:03:54,451 Chris Flanagan got sent to military school for kissing his stepsister, 120 00:03:54,625 --> 00:03:55,800 and Alec Ames is awaiting trial 121 00:03:55,974 --> 00:03:57,149 for the victimless crime of armed assault. 122 00:03:57,324 --> 00:03:59,195 Poker![BOTH LAUGH] 123 00:03:59,369 --> 00:04:01,284 Did you know when you have the best hand 124 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:02,764 it's called "having the nuts"? 125 00:04:02,938 --> 00:04:04,505 "Having the nuts," Dave Kim! 126 00:04:04,679 --> 00:04:06,071 No wonder people love poker! 127 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,638 I always thought poker players were insufferable, 128 00:04:07,812 --> 00:04:08,465 but not when it's us! 129 00:04:08,639 --> 00:04:09,988 Pssht! 130 00:04:10,162 --> 00:04:12,556 No one ever learned stuff from a book. 131 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:14,341 I'll teach you everything you need to know. 132 00:04:14,515 --> 00:04:16,038 Is that a Popsicle shaped like a baseball glove? 133 00:04:16,212 --> 00:04:17,474 Dave Kim knows his sports foods. 134 00:04:17,648 --> 00:04:19,737 Barry, every word you say 135 00:04:19,911 --> 00:04:21,391 is the best argument for why we don't need your help. 136 00:04:21,565 --> 00:04:22,653 Well, there's no way 137 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:24,089 Mom's gonna let you have a night of debauchery. 138 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,439 We've got it covered. 139 00:04:25,613 --> 00:04:26,962 I told her I'm sleeping at Dave Kim's. 140 00:04:27,136 --> 00:04:28,268 And I said I was sleeping here. 141 00:04:28,442 --> 00:04:29,399 Damn it! That's rock solid. 142 00:04:29,573 --> 00:04:31,053 Nothing will stop us 143 00:04:31,227 --> 00:04:33,229 from an epic night of "having the nuts"! 144 00:04:33,403 --> 00:04:35,187 ADULT ADAM: That was until this happened. 145 00:04:35,362 --> 00:04:36,624 Poker night's cancelled? 146 00:04:36,798 --> 00:04:37,929 My mom started dating a cop. 147 00:04:38,103 --> 00:04:39,235 He sniffed it out. 148 00:04:39,409 --> 00:04:40,584 Sorry, bros. 149 00:04:40,758 --> 00:04:41,455 No venue, no game. 150 00:04:41,629 --> 00:04:42,978 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 151 00:04:43,152 --> 00:04:44,588 Gah! Oh! 152 00:04:44,762 --> 00:04:45,850 For a few brief joyful moments, 153 00:04:46,024 --> 00:04:47,330 I forgot you work here. 154 00:04:47,504 --> 00:04:49,680 And I forgot you were a lying sack of dog crap. 155 00:04:49,854 --> 00:04:51,682 Whoa! I'm your special schmoopy! 156 00:04:51,856 --> 00:04:53,989 Yeah, a schmoopy who lied to his mama 157 00:04:54,163 --> 00:04:55,773 about spending the night at a friend's house 158 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:57,688 instead of playing games of chance with degenerates! 159 00:04:57,862 --> 00:04:59,734 How'd you find out about that? 160 00:04:59,908 --> 00:05:02,519 Who do you think set up Corbett's mom with Officer Carl? 161 00:05:02,693 --> 00:05:05,522 Oh, damn your extraordinary matchmaking skills! 162 00:05:05,696 --> 00:05:07,524 You used to be my sweet baby boy, 163 00:05:07,698 --> 00:05:09,700 afraid of the world, 164 00:05:09,874 --> 00:05:12,573 and now you'll be a hardened card fiend, willing to bet it all. 165 00:05:12,747 --> 00:05:14,444 Card fiend? It's a friendly game. 166 00:05:14,618 --> 00:05:16,446 Please, my manicurist's son 167 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:18,883 put a single nickel into a slot machine. 168 00:05:19,057 --> 00:05:20,755 Next thing you know, he's playing Russian Roulette 169 00:05:20,929 --> 00:05:23,105 to settle his cockfighting debts. 170 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:25,325 He shot himself in the cheek, dimple to dimple. 171 00:05:25,499 --> 00:05:26,804 Now when he swigs water, 172 00:05:26,978 --> 00:05:28,545 he sprays like an Italian fountain. 173 00:05:28,719 --> 00:05:29,546 None of that ever happened. 174 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,069 Well, it's not happening to you, 175 00:05:31,243 --> 00:05:32,288 so go to class 176 00:05:32,462 --> 00:05:33,811 thankful you don't have extra holes 177 00:05:33,985 --> 00:05:35,378 in your tiny perfect body, 178 00:05:35,552 --> 00:05:37,119 and we'll figure out your punishment later. 179 00:05:37,293 --> 00:05:39,643 I think you discussing my holes at school 180 00:05:39,817 --> 00:05:41,558 is punishment enough, but okay. 181 00:05:41,732 --> 00:05:43,517 ADULT ADAM: While my poker night had gone bust, 182 00:05:43,691 --> 00:05:45,954 my sister was all-in for her trip to L.A. 183 00:05:46,128 --> 00:05:48,173 [HORN HONKS] 184 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,350 Excuse me, you look super familiar. Are you a famous movie star? 185 00:05:50,524 --> 00:05:52,526 Yeah, I think it's because we went to high school together 186 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:53,831 and you're my best friend. 187 00:05:54,005 --> 00:05:55,355 I knew it was from something. Oh, my God! 188 00:05:55,529 --> 00:05:57,661 I've missed you!So much! 189 00:05:57,835 --> 00:06:00,272 You sure? Because it seems like L.A.'s working out. 190 00:06:00,447 --> 00:06:02,057 What is this car? 191 00:06:02,231 --> 00:06:04,407 Oh, this old thing? It's fun to have the top down, 192 00:06:04,581 --> 00:06:06,627 but you'd be surprised how often pedestrians touch you at red lights. 193 00:06:06,801 --> 00:06:08,542 Tell me everything. How's your music going? 194 00:06:08,716 --> 00:06:10,848 So great. I mean, there's a chance 195 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:13,024 I could click the radio on right now and hear my latest single. 196 00:06:13,198 --> 00:06:14,896 ANNOUNCER: Coldwater Canyon is the scene of a grisly murder today... 197 00:06:15,070 --> 00:06:16,114 So, how are you holding up? 198 00:06:16,288 --> 00:06:17,551 Fine. So fine. 199 00:06:17,725 --> 00:06:19,204 So show me the town! 200 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:22,338 Uh, it's more of a sprawling, shoddily designed metropolis 201 00:06:22,512 --> 00:06:24,384 without an obvious center, but let's do it. 202 00:06:24,558 --> 00:06:26,168 ADULT ADAM: They saw the real L.A., 203 00:06:26,342 --> 00:06:28,170 smog, traffic, 204 00:06:28,344 --> 00:06:32,043 a pretty noticeable wealth gap, and this neighborhood. 205 00:06:32,217 --> 00:06:34,959 Oh, is this where Daniel-San and his single mom lived in The Karate Kid? 206 00:06:35,133 --> 00:06:36,831 That's so much nicer than here.Hmm. 207 00:06:37,005 --> 00:06:38,398 This is a fun little pocket neighborhood 208 00:06:38,572 --> 00:06:40,443 called La Sangre De Los Condenados. 209 00:06:40,617 --> 00:06:42,445 The blood of the damned? 210 00:06:42,619 --> 00:06:44,316 Look at you. Two years of high school Spanish paid off. 211 00:06:44,491 --> 00:06:45,840 [SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE] 212 00:06:46,014 --> 00:06:47,102 I can't lie to you anymore... I live here. 213 00:06:47,276 --> 00:06:49,060 I'm so confused. 214 00:06:49,234 --> 00:06:50,279 We were gonna stay at this home 215 00:06:50,453 --> 00:06:52,194 of a producer I know who's in Aspen, 216 00:06:52,368 --> 00:06:53,978 but then I have to send him pictures of my feet. 217 00:06:54,152 --> 00:06:55,023 I thought you were doing great 218 00:06:55,197 --> 00:06:56,894 and your song is on the radio. 219 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:58,374 I said that my song could've been on the radio... 220 00:06:58,548 --> 00:07:00,420 If I had a song. 221 00:07:00,594 --> 00:07:02,422 Which I don't. Or any prospects of any kind. 222 00:07:02,596 --> 00:07:04,249 But what about this fancy car? 223 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,860 I rented it with every penny of next month's rent. 224 00:07:06,034 --> 00:07:06,991 It's future Lainey's problem. 225 00:07:07,165 --> 00:07:08,515 Why didn't you just tell me? 226 00:07:08,689 --> 00:07:10,560 Because I know you were broken up about Geoff 227 00:07:10,734 --> 00:07:12,693 and wanted a kick-ass spring break, 228 00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:14,912 and I didn't want you worrying that I have $8 and live in this hellhole. 229 00:07:15,086 --> 00:07:17,088 So you were just pretending to be successful 230 00:07:17,262 --> 00:07:18,829 so that I wouldn't worry about you 231 00:07:19,003 --> 00:07:20,222 and we could focus on my issues? 232 00:07:20,396 --> 00:07:21,310 [HORN HONKS IN DISTANCE] 233 00:07:21,484 --> 00:07:22,659 You're my best friend. 234 00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:24,226 You're my best friend! 235 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:26,446 And you're both my best friend! 236 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:27,621 Get outta here, Jim! We're having a moment. 237 00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:29,231 It's not all terrible. 238 00:07:29,405 --> 00:07:30,667 I did book a small gig tomorrow. 239 00:07:30,841 --> 00:07:32,495 Hey, maybe you'd want to do it with me? 240 00:07:32,669 --> 00:07:34,628 You mean get the band back together? 241 00:07:34,802 --> 00:07:36,194 Hell yeah. 242 00:07:36,368 --> 00:07:38,936 You know, I used to be a Little Rascal! 243 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:41,025 ADULT ADAM: While Lainey and Erica were reconnected, 244 00:07:41,199 --> 00:07:43,463 my lies were about to get me disconnected. 245 00:07:43,637 --> 00:07:46,204 ADAM: Oh, come on! 246 00:07:46,378 --> 00:07:48,032 You can't save your progress in Super Mario Bros.! 247 00:07:48,206 --> 00:07:50,382 You think you can just spend the day 248 00:07:50,557 --> 00:07:53,473 with Marco and Linguini as if nothing happened? 249 00:07:53,647 --> 00:07:54,865 Do you even know what I did? 250 00:07:55,039 --> 00:07:56,867 Whatever it is, I'm very disappointed! 251 00:07:57,041 --> 00:07:58,782 You heard your father. 252 00:07:58,956 --> 00:08:00,436 You're gonna go to Pop-Pop's and help him out around the house. 253 00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:03,004 Pop-Pop? He doesn't need my help. 254 00:08:03,178 --> 00:08:05,267 He's energized by a lifetime of spite and resentment. 255 00:08:05,441 --> 00:08:07,487 You're gonna help him put on his compression socks. 256 00:08:07,661 --> 00:08:10,490 Open the sock real wide so his nails don't snag the material. 257 00:08:10,664 --> 00:08:12,535 That reminds me... Bring the toe clippers. 258 00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:14,494 Do you know how to do a medical pedicure? 259 00:08:14,668 --> 00:08:16,887 Is this punishment or just a bunch of stuff you don't want to do? 260 00:08:17,061 --> 00:08:17,671 Why can't it be both? 261 00:08:17,845 --> 00:08:19,281 I'm still a child! 262 00:08:19,455 --> 00:08:21,152 I shouldn't have to learn about the world this way. 263 00:08:21,326 --> 00:08:24,199 You're 11! It's about time for the blinders to come off. 264 00:08:24,373 --> 00:08:26,027 I'm 17.So are your grandpa's heel spurs, 265 00:08:26,201 --> 00:08:27,245 which need sanding. 266 00:08:27,419 --> 00:08:29,334 Ugh! This is cruel and unusual! 267 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:30,988 You should have thought of that before 268 00:08:31,162 --> 00:08:33,121 you did or didn't do the thing that you did or didn't do. 269 00:08:33,295 --> 00:08:34,688 ♪♪♪♪ 270 00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:36,733 Whoa, wha... 271 00:08:36,907 --> 00:08:38,822 Look, I don't want to be here any more than you do, so spackle away. 272 00:08:38,996 --> 00:08:40,868 It's great to see you, Pop-Pop. 273 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:43,348 Oh, cut the crap. So what did you do to get saddled with foot duty? 274 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,916 I got in trouble for lying about a poker game, and my mom shut it down. 275 00:08:46,090 --> 00:08:47,744 Poker, huh? 276 00:08:47,918 --> 00:08:49,354 You know, I used to run a weekly game here with the fellas. 277 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,835 You had a poker game? Also, you had fellas? 278 00:08:52,009 --> 00:08:53,228 Eh, more like suckers I'd hustle. 279 00:08:53,402 --> 00:08:55,447 [CHUCKLES] Hey, do me a favor. Open that closet over there. 280 00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:57,711 ♪♪♪♪ 281 00:08:57,885 --> 00:08:59,495 Well, why don't ya have your game here? 282 00:08:59,669 --> 00:09:01,453 [GASPS] Are you serious? 283 00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:03,325 Hey, look, I'm bored and I'm broke, huh? 284 00:09:03,499 --> 00:09:05,283 I'd never miss a chance to fleece a buncha dumb kids. 285 00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:07,155 Those seem like all the wrong reasons, 286 00:09:07,329 --> 00:09:09,723 but it would solve a minor social problem, so hell yeah! 287 00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:11,202 Relax, it's just a game. 288 00:09:11,376 --> 00:09:12,464 We're not kissing nurses in Times Square. 289 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:14,510 Huh? Back to the foot. 290 00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:16,207 ADULT ADAM: As I found a way to bring poker night back, 291 00:09:16,381 --> 00:09:18,906 Erica and Lainey were back to rocking out, 292 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,082 except the gig was for a six-year-old's birthday. 293 00:09:21,256 --> 00:09:24,433 ♪♪ Twinkle, twinkle little star 294 00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:27,523 ♪♪ How I wonder what you are ♪♪ 295 00:09:27,697 --> 00:09:29,220 LAINEY: Thank you, Encino! 296 00:09:29,394 --> 00:09:30,874 This is fun. 297 00:09:31,048 --> 00:09:33,137 Rich L.A. people blow their money on the dumbest stuff. 298 00:09:33,311 --> 00:09:34,791 I mean, look, there's a sushi chef. 299 00:09:34,965 --> 00:09:37,533 Oh, my God. Ashley's dad is Tom Marquez? He books the Roxy! 300 00:09:37,707 --> 00:09:38,708 You need to give him your demo! 301 00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:40,144 I totally would if I had a demo. 302 00:09:40,318 --> 00:09:41,493 What do I do?I don't know. 303 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:43,757 But he's coming over right now, so act cool. 304 00:09:43,931 --> 00:09:45,976 Hey, you're a star. 305 00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:48,109 Thank you. I mean, I think I put a little too much vibrato 306 00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:50,111 on Wheels On The Bus, but I guess you see my raw talent. 307 00:09:50,285 --> 00:09:51,982 Nah, the costumes. You're a star. She's a moon. 308 00:09:52,156 --> 00:09:53,636 Good stuff. 309 00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:55,029 Oh, right. And I really hope to play your club one day. 310 00:09:55,203 --> 00:09:57,597 Fine. How's tonight?Tonight? 311 00:09:57,771 --> 00:09:59,468 Holy crap. Yes! How is this happening? 312 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:00,730 Eh, it's a holiday Monday. 313 00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:02,079 We'll take it! 314 00:10:02,253 --> 00:10:03,428 Oh, my God! 315 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,300 The Roxy? 316 00:10:05,474 --> 00:10:07,389 Is this what L.A. is? A place where dreams come true 317 00:10:07,563 --> 00:10:09,043 in the backyard of a children's party? 318 00:10:09,217 --> 00:10:10,305 It's all because you're here. 319 00:10:10,479 --> 00:10:11,480 Everything's better when we're together. 320 00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:13,656 I wish it could be this way all the time. 321 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:15,179 Actually, I guess it could be. 322 00:10:15,353 --> 00:10:17,051 What are you saying right now?I could move here. 323 00:10:17,225 --> 00:10:19,314 Geoff isn't what's missing from my life. It's you! 324 00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:20,532 It is me! 325 00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,360 [CHUCKLES] 326 00:10:22,534 --> 00:10:23,753 Could you give us a hand with the cake? 327 00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:24,885 It's heavy. There's a Laker Girl in it. 328 00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:26,800 Okay. 329 00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:28,410 ♪♪♪♪ 330 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,196 ADULT ADAM: I had upped the ante 331 00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:34,590 and teamed with Pop-Pop for a poker party. 332 00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:37,375 All I had to do was round up a crew for a legendary night. 333 00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:40,465 Cheggit! Everyone gets their own pouch of Big League Chew. 334 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,511 We can act like we're dipping tobacco, 335 00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:44,556 but, really, we're enjoying mediocre gum! 336 00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,471 Candy and decorations? 337 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,778 Y'all gonna make Tex Monte Carlo look like a fool. 338 00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:50,650 Tex Monte Carlo? 339 00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:53,435 I'm an international riverboat gambler and man of justice. 340 00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:55,393 I get into and out of danger, 341 00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:57,918 usually involving money, women, or both. 342 00:10:58,092 --> 00:11:00,224 Well, take it back to the mighty Mississippi because you're not invited. 343 00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:02,444 Monte stays. Besides, we can use a cooler. 344 00:11:02,618 --> 00:11:04,315 I am the coolest. 345 00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:06,317 A cooler is an unlucky person who "cools" someone on a hot streak. 346 00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:07,971 Whatever. 347 00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:10,713 At least I'm not bringing jelly beans to a poker party. 348 00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:13,237 Monte's right. This place looks like The Good Ship Lollipop. 349 00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:15,152 Come on. We got to liven the vibe here. 350 00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:16,414 Ooh, like a nice Greek platter 351 00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:18,765 with pita and cheeses and hummus. 352 00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:20,462 Not at all. And don't get me started with the Greeks. 353 00:11:20,636 --> 00:11:21,593 Come on, come on, let's go. 354 00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:23,117 See, the reason that Atlantic City 355 00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:25,859 plies people with stogies, booze, and broads 356 00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:27,861 is that the less clear the head, 357 00:11:28,035 --> 00:11:29,776 the more cash they drop. 358 00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:32,953 Bar, is it okay that Pop-Pop's buying us beer, smokes, and smut? 359 00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:35,346 Adam, this man is your grandfather. 360 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:36,957 Honor him and grab me that Playboy 361 00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:38,480 with La Toya Jackson on the cover. 362 00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:40,003 Hey, stop slow-dancing with each other! 363 00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:41,744 Let's go. Someone's gotta pay. 364 00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:44,138 ADULT ADAM: I was set up for the best night ever, 365 00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:45,487 but like any good poker player, 366 00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:46,836 I had to do a little bluffing. 367 00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:48,664 How's my dad?Well, actually... 368 00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:50,231 It wasn't a conversation starter. 369 00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:51,623 Just say fine, and we're good. 370 00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:52,929 I just hope you learned your lesson. 371 00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:54,626 So many lessons. 372 00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:56,716 In fact, you broke my troublemaking spirit, 373 00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:59,022 so I'm gonna freshen up and head back over. 374 00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:01,416 Our sweet boy has returned to us. 375 00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:04,158 [CHUCKLES] Thank God I was there to help him change course. 376 00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:07,161 Can you imagine a parent allowing this to happen 377 00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:08,423 under her own nose? 378 00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:10,164 You saved me, Mama. 379 00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:12,166 I'll probably stay late and watch The Tonight Show. 380 00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:13,776 Joan Rivers is guest host. 381 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,212 [AS JOAN RIVERS] "Can we talk?" 382 00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:18,302 She sounds exactly like that! [LAUGHS] 383 00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:21,566 Oh, we got a good one with him.He's a winner. 384 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,307 ADULT ADAM: While my parents couldn't read my poker face, 385 00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:26,006 Lainey and Erica celebrated their big gig 386 00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:29,400 at L.A.'s finest '80s eatery, the Cheesecake Factory. 387 00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:31,533 So they don't even call your name? 388 00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:35,058 No, they page you, just like a doctor or, in rarer cases, a dentist. 389 00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:37,191 Wow. L.A. people are just better than us. 390 00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:39,019 Yeah, the only knock on this place is the traffic. 391 00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:39,802 But trust me, they're gonna figure it out. 392 00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:43,240 Oh, God. Look who it is. 393 00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:45,852 If it's TV's Webster, just play it cool and do not pick him up. 394 00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:47,767 He looks like an adorable toddler, but he's actually 31. 395 00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:48,942 No, it's Geoff. 396 00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:50,465 [GASPS] 397 00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:53,381 Hey, this is weird. 398 00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:55,470 I thought you were going to Fort Lauderdale or something. 399 00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:57,298 Yeah, sure. I mean, I love sun and sand, 400 00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:59,256 but I'll probably just surf here. 401 00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:01,911 You know, hanging loose and hanging ten and all the other hangings. 402 00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:04,131 You surf now?I'm sort of a big wave chaser. 403 00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:05,436 Haven't seen you in a while, so I guess anything's possible. 404 00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:06,829 Cowabunga and whatnot. 405 00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:08,788 Geoffrey! You can't wander off with the buzzer! 406 00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:10,528 Oh, it's Erica and the one people talk about. Hi, girls. 407 00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:12,748 Hey, look, it's my dad! 408 00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:14,315 On my surfin' safari. 409 00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:16,447 What? I haven't been in the ocean in 40 years. 410 00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:17,666 You know what's in there? 411 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,624 Fur seals. Very aggressive! 412 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,452 Right, you just like to support me from the beach. 413 00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:23,150 The beach? 414 00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:24,934 It takes 45 minutes to put sunscreen on this body. 415 00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:26,196 I'd rather sit in the dark. 416 00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:27,415 Dad, why don't you just take the buzzer? 417 00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:29,025 Okay, but hurry. 418 00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:31,593 Your mother won't stop about trying peach iced tea. 419 00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:35,249 Who puts fruit in tea? The nerve! 420 00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:37,251 To be clear, everything I said about surfing is a lie. 421 00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:39,122 I came here with my parents 422 00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:41,472 to go to an optometry convention and to escape you. 423 00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:43,518 But ha ha, didn't work. Okay, goodbye. 424 00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:45,346 Geoff, wait. 425 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,130 It's really good to see you. 426 00:13:47,304 --> 00:13:49,263 And this crazy amazing thing happened. 427 00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:50,873 W-We're playing the Roxy tonight! 428 00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:52,570 That's the biggest opportunity you've ever had. 429 00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:54,442 Well, since you're in town, you should come. 430 00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:56,313 I mean, if you want. 431 00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:58,402 I'm sure you have eye business with your dad. 432 00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:00,622 So much eye business, but, yeah, maybe. 433 00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:01,884 Maybe is great! 434 00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:04,539 It's happening! The thingamajig is buzzing! 435 00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:06,584 We're all here! 436 00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,630 ADULT ADAM: As Erica was betting Geoff would make it to her big show, 437 00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:11,459 I was already all-in on poker night. 438 00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:13,417 I'm already down $15. 439 00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:15,637 But this is the best night of my life!I know, Dave Kim! 440 00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:17,682 Kudos, boys. You pulled this off. 441 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,249 Also, it's weird your brother's here. 442 00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:20,642 You're just scared. 443 00:14:20,816 --> 00:14:22,774 Same way your forefathers and fore-brothers 444 00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:24,689 were too terrified of my card skills. 445 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,040 The bet's on you.Are, uh, threes or nines wild? 446 00:14:27,214 --> 00:14:28,737 For the last time, no. 447 00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:29,869 Then lucky for you I fold again. 448 00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:31,740 Yeah, me too.I'm out. 449 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,263 That means I win! 450 00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:34,874 Full disclosure... I had nothing! 451 00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:36,658 [CHUCKLING] Attaboy, kid. 452 00:14:36,832 --> 00:14:38,355 Thanks for teaching me bluffing, Pop-Pop. 453 00:14:38,529 --> 00:14:40,618 And these are useful skills you can use in real life, 454 00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:42,882 like when someone wants you to join the Army or get married. 455 00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:45,101 ADULT ADAM: Yep, the night was going better than expected. 456 00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:46,842 Until this happened. 457 00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:48,626 What in the [BLEEP]? 458 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:52,065 Mom, before you get upset, I can explain! 459 00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:53,109 Barry, explain! 460 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,198 Mm-hmm. Simple. 461 00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:57,374 I came to keep Adam from the seductive 462 00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:59,246 and lonely life of a professional card player. 463 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,509 Then why are you dressed like Kenny Rogers from The Gambler? 464 00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:02,902 That guy dresses like me! 465 00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:04,468 [GASPS] I'm so sorry! 466 00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,427 Blondie? You chase away the marks? 467 00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,298 I almost had enough to buy that top-shelf mac and cheese. 468 00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:10,083 Not the best timing, Pop-Pop. 469 00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:11,649 Not only did you lie to me, 470 00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:14,348 you took advantage of your unsound grandfather. 471 00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,567 I'm sorry! But there were some life lessons, too! 472 00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:18,134 He taught me the art of the bluff. 473 00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:19,919 Well, you are grounded for the rest of your life, 474 00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:22,138 including adulthood, old age, 475 00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:24,358 and whatever afterlife you thought you might enjoy. 476 00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:26,012 Now tell me... Am I bluffing? 477 00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:27,665 I fold. 478 00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:29,885 ADULT ADAM: While my mom brought down the poker game, 479 00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:32,192 Erica and Lainey were hoping to bring the house down. 480 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,498 We're actually here, at the Roxy, on Sunset. 481 00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:35,586 Can you believe this is happening? 482 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:36,936 I know, right? 483 00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:38,850 Although I kinda thought Geoff would make it. 484 00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:40,156 I mean, he's never missed one of my shows. 485 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:41,505 Oh, yeah, your ex-boyfriend. 486 00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:43,812 That's definitely where my mind's at, too. 487 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:46,162 ADULT ADAM: But it was true. Geoff had always been there for Erica. 488 00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:47,990 Whoo! I'm dating the lead singer 489 00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:49,731 and I took a bus up here at the drop of a hat 490 00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:50,253 'cause I wanted to be supportive! 491 00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:52,255 You're a genius. 492 00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:54,431 I love you, Erica! 493 00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:59,480 Next up is a power duo with a hot look 494 00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:01,264 and a sound I'm hoping is okay. 495 00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:04,093 Welcome, Trixie and the Firecat Quartet! 496 00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:05,312 That's not our name! It's... 497 00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:07,618 Welcome...these people. 498 00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:09,011 [APPLAUSE] 499 00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:11,753 Thank you! 500 00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:12,972 I'm Lainey, and this is my best friend, Erica. 501 00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:14,843 She's moving here. 502 00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,540 And, uh, we'll be able to see each other and play together 503 00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:18,803 and swap clothes like in high school. 504 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,588 Is that too much detail? I haven't done patter in a while. 505 00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:22,285 Let me give it a shot. 506 00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:24,461 Um, this one goes out to my new home, Tinseltown! 507 00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:26,811 Whoo!Swimming pools and movie stars! 508 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,292 Black gold and Texas tea!Is that The Beverly Hillbillies? 509 00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:30,772 You were right. This is hard. 510 00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:32,382 Um, and I did tell Geoff it was The Roxy, right? 511 00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:33,470 Yes, it was very clear! 512 00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:36,734 Play music!Two-three-four! 513 00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:37,909 [ROCK VERSION OF I LOVE L.A.PLAYS] 514 00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:40,260 ♪♪♪♪ 515 00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:47,963 ♪♪ From the South Bay To the Valley 516 00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:51,401 ♪♪ From the West Side To the East Side 517 00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:55,231 ♪♪ Everybody's very happy 518 00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:57,929 ♪♪ 'Cause the sun is shining All the time 519 00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:01,455 ♪♪ Looks like Another perfect day 520 00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:02,891 ♪♪ I love LA 521 00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:05,241 ♪♪♪♪ 522 00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:06,286 ♪♪ We love it 523 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,899 ♪♪ We love it... 524 00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:12,596 ADULT ADAM: Yeah, despite crushing an iconic L.A. song 525 00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:14,294 at an iconic L.A. venue, 526 00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:15,947 my sister couldn't help but hope 527 00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,688 that Geoff would be there for her like always. 528 00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:19,429 He made it, he made it! 529 00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,214 Except he didn't. 530 00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:23,346 ♪♪ Century Boulevard... Are you okay? 531 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,348 ♪♪ We love it... He didn't come. 532 00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:27,524 ♪♪ Victory Boulevard... Probably just traffic. 533 00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:28,960 ♪♪ We love it... At midnight? 534 00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:31,354 ♪♪ Santa Monica Boulevard... Please don't cry! 535 00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:32,268 [VOICE BREAKING] ♪♪ We love it! ♪♪ 536 00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:34,227 I'm sorry. I can't do this! 537 00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:35,358 We love L.A.! 538 00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:37,969 The feeling's not mutual! 539 00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,014 That's fair. 540 00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:44,889 ADULT ADAM: After my mom crashed the party, 541 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:48,197 it went from epic poker night to epic poker nightmare. 542 00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:49,851 What's Mom doing in the kitchen? 543 00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:51,200 Deciding the best way to kill us. 544 00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:53,072 Obviously, the answer is ice bullets. 545 00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:54,508 They melt fast, leave no trace, 546 00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:56,379 but she may go her own way. 547 00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:59,469 Okay, I splashed cold water on my face 548 00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:00,949 and punched what looked to be 549 00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:03,125 a water cooler jug half-filled with pennies. 550 00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:04,648 Be careful with that. That's your inheritance. 551 00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:06,824 Are you calm and ready to talk in a reasonable way? 552 00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:08,391 I am. [LAUGHS] 553 00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:10,524 You're all piece-of-[BLEEP] 554 00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:12,047 and you should be ashamed of yourselves! 555 00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:13,657 Whoa!Mama, no! 556 00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:17,226 And?[SCOFFS] Dr. Beckwith's Ginger Beer? 557 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,662 When I found out that Adam wasn't old enough 558 00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:19,576 to cross the street by himself, 559 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:20,577 I changed it up to soda pop. 560 00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:25,060 Oh, damn it, that is refreshing without being too sweet. 561 00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:26,540 Mm. 562 00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:28,107 Okay, well, what about the cigar stench? 563 00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:29,934 Yeah, I lit a stogie. 564 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,588 But the kids started to cough and asked me to stop. 565 00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:33,547 You know, if there's another war, we're doomed. 566 00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:35,026 Doesn't matter. Adam, gather your things. 567 00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:36,289 I'm taking you home, forever. 568 00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:38,117 Hey, hold on, kid. 569 00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:40,380 You don't have to punish the kid on my account. 570 00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:42,817 Oh, all of a sudden you're concerned about Adam's well-being 571 00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:45,515 after you get him hooked on hot dice and Caribbean studs? 572 00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:48,388 All I know is I liked having him around. 573 00:18:48,562 --> 00:18:50,085 When he came over to do my feet, it was nice. 574 00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:53,871 Ben, are you telling me you're lonely? 575 00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:55,743 No! I got my friends on the local news. 576 00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:58,746 But...yeah. 577 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:02,663 Pop-Pop, you didn't have to let me have my game here just so I'd hang out with you. 578 00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:04,708 Ah, you're just saying that.I'm not. 579 00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:06,623 You're not terrible all the time. 580 00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:08,103 That's the nicest thing anyone ever said to me. 581 00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:09,496 ♪♪♪♪ 582 00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:10,932 Oh.Oh. 583 00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:13,108 Damn it, this is beautiful. 584 00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:14,065 All right, all right, that's enough mush. 585 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,067 ♪♪ Life is so strange... 586 00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:19,201 So you dragging the kid outta here or what? 587 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,769 What do you say, Mom? Can we stay a little? 588 00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:24,250 [CHUCKLES] Barry, get over here. 589 00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:26,904 ADULT ADAM: Turns out you get what you want out of life 590 00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:28,993 by being honest with the people you love. 591 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:32,649 Of course, to do that, you have to be honest with yourself. 592 00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:35,086 ♪♪♪♪ 593 00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:36,784 I'm so, so sorry. 594 00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:37,654 It's okay. 595 00:19:37,828 --> 00:19:39,308 No, it's not. 596 00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:42,572 This was your first big gig here and I ruined it. 597 00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:44,400 I don't care about the gig, Erica. 598 00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:45,706 I care about you. 599 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,404 This is a really bad start to my life in L.A. 600 00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:50,711 Here's the thing... 601 00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:52,974 I don't think you should have a life in L.A. 602 00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:55,324 This was just a setback. Today was huge for us. 603 00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:57,152 It was. 604 00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:59,154 But I think you have something even bigger to get back to. 605 00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:00,373 What are you saying? 606 00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:02,679 Babe, we were just onstage at the Roxy, 607 00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:04,203 but you were somewhere else. 608 00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:07,423 I just really wanted him to come. 609 00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:09,773 That's why I think you have to go back home and figure it out. 610 00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:12,646 But what about you? I'm your good-luck charm. 611 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,648 Or I was until like 10 minutes ago. 612 00:20:14,822 --> 00:20:17,433 You still are! I was sputtering before you got here. 613 00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:19,087 Being on that stage with you 614 00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,394 reminded me of why I moved here in the first place. 615 00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:24,658 Lainey Lewis, you are a true rock star. 616 00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:26,529 What would I be without my number-one fan? 617 00:20:26,703 --> 00:20:29,053 ♪♪ And then you won't know... 618 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:32,231 ADULT ADAM: Sometimes in life, you're not dealt the cards you want, 619 00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:34,276 but if you're surrounded by family, 620 00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:36,670 you'll always come out a winner. 621 00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:38,062 ♪♪ Destination unknown ♪♪ 622 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,630 ♪♪♪♪ 623 00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:42,632 ADAM: Say hello to the camera, Pop-Pop. 624 00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:45,026 ♪♪♪♪ 625 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,245 [BELL DINGS] 626 00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:47,594 ♪♪♪♪ 627 00:20:49,639 --> 00:20:51,467 You sure you want to bet? 628 00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:53,948 I've already won everything you own. 629 00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:56,646 Your car keys, your hockey trophy, 630 00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:58,039 your mint-condition Mike Schmidt card. 631 00:20:58,213 --> 00:21:00,084 [GROANS] 632 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,000 And the spear gun you bought after you saw Jaws. 633 00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:05,960 That spear gun is for home protection! 634 00:21:06,134 --> 00:21:07,657 And I'm gonna win it all back right now 635 00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:09,050 starting with this hand. 636 00:21:09,224 --> 00:21:12,009 I raise you $100. 637 00:21:12,183 --> 00:21:13,141 You have 90 cents. 638 00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:14,316 Then I raise you 90 cents. 639 00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:16,840 You're clearly bluffing.Am I? 640 00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:18,277 For sure. 641 00:21:18,451 --> 00:21:19,669 I call with a queen-high flush. 642 00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:21,192 Damn it! 643 00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:23,238 Are my emotions so easy to discern? 644 00:21:23,412 --> 00:21:24,500 Yep, I read you like a book. 645 00:21:24,674 --> 00:21:25,936 This game sucks! 646 00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:27,808 Also your cards reflect in your glasses.