1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:03,871 Back in the '80s, it felt like I grew up at school. 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:06,607 From crashing assemblies to crushing school dances, 3 00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:09,443 I found lots of ways to leave my mark. 4 00:00:09,577 --> 00:00:11,779 But that didn't matter now that I was an upperclassman, 5 00:00:11,912 --> 00:00:13,847 'cause nothing cemented your legacy 6 00:00:13,981 --> 00:00:15,949 quite like your senior prank. 7 00:00:16,084 --> 00:00:17,285 Fellow seniors, 8 00:00:17,418 --> 00:00:18,852 throw out your prank suggestions. 9 00:00:18,986 --> 00:00:20,020 No bad ideas. 10 00:00:20,154 --> 00:00:21,789 We all come to school wearing turtlenecks. 11 00:00:21,922 --> 00:00:23,057 There are bad ideas. 12 00:00:23,191 --> 00:00:24,992 What if, at lunch, we grill a ton of hot dogs 13 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:26,660 and just give them to whoever wants them? 14 00:00:26,794 --> 00:00:27,828 That's not a prank, okay? 15 00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:29,997 That's a minor league baseball promotion. 16 00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:32,433 We could do something to the William Penn statue. 17 00:00:32,566 --> 00:00:34,202 No! 18 00:00:34,335 --> 00:00:37,505 This statue is off-limits to all pranks. 19 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:39,440 William Penn is my personal hero. 20 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:42,042 Wasn't he expelled from Oxford and jailed a bunch? 21 00:00:42,176 --> 00:00:44,878 Don't believe everything you read in our textbooks, Goldberg. 22 00:00:45,012 --> 00:00:45,979 And keep your mitts off him. 23 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:49,383 I mean, we gotta hit that statue now. 24 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:51,485 Ball basically just told us to. 25 00:00:51,619 --> 00:00:53,521 What if we just dressed him up in an embarrassing outfit? 26 00:00:53,654 --> 00:00:55,489 Adam, you have tons of shameful costumes, right? 27 00:00:55,623 --> 00:00:57,024 Normally, I'd jump at the chance 28 00:00:57,158 --> 00:00:59,527 to show off my collection of screen-worn memorabilia, 29 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:01,028 but Principal Ball made it pretty clear, 30 00:01:01,162 --> 00:01:02,496 that statue's a big no-no. 31 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:03,931 Dude, this is our senior prank. 32 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,499 It's our last chance. 33 00:01:05,633 --> 00:01:07,701 Once we're adults, pranks are called crimes. 34 00:01:07,835 --> 00:01:09,470 Adam, don't you have that furry Alf costume? 35 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:10,904 You mean my Bigfoot costume? 36 00:01:11,038 --> 00:01:12,140 Is that what that was? 37 00:01:12,273 --> 00:01:14,074 It seemed... Never mind. 38 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:16,844 If we pull this off, we'll be total rock stars. 39 00:01:16,977 --> 00:01:18,212 That's it! 40 00:01:18,346 --> 00:01:20,214 What about avant garde singer-showman David Bowie? 41 00:01:20,348 --> 00:01:21,749 It's perfect! 42 00:01:21,882 --> 00:01:23,584 We can put him in a flamboyant spaceman jumpsuit 43 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:24,885 and paint a lightning bolt on his face. 44 00:01:25,018 --> 00:01:26,720 But whatever we do, don't tell anyone, okay? 45 00:01:26,854 --> 00:01:28,989 If we get caught, we could get suspended. 46 00:01:29,123 --> 00:01:31,525 Oh, no. I didn't want to get suspended. 47 00:01:31,659 --> 00:01:33,861 But I couldn't let my friends down. 48 00:01:33,994 --> 00:01:35,963 Poopsie-pie. 49 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,665 Your slumping frame wouldn't have anything to do 50 00:01:37,798 --> 00:01:39,099 with the senior prank, would it? 51 00:01:39,233 --> 00:01:42,069 Principal Ball told the faculty to be on high alert. 52 00:01:42,203 --> 00:01:43,304 No. 53 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:44,938 Maybe. 54 00:01:45,072 --> 00:01:46,707 I'm so conflicted, Mama. 55 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,610 Ohh. You can share anything with me. 56 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:51,945 Secrets. Soup. 57 00:01:52,079 --> 00:01:54,215 Vows we write to each other and then exchange 58 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:56,617 in an intimate ceremony between family and friends. 59 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:58,319 I guess I'm okay with the soup. 60 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:02,556 But my friends asked me to desecrate the William Penn statue. 61 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:05,092 If I get caught, NYU will never let me in. 62 00:02:05,226 --> 00:02:07,461 Now, as Quaker Warden, I'll put a stop to it. 63 00:02:07,595 --> 00:02:08,929 But no one can know it was me. 64 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:11,565 Mama is always discreet. 65 00:02:11,699 --> 00:02:13,367 And if you still want to make your mark, 66 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:14,902 I have the perfect idea... 67 00:02:15,035 --> 00:02:17,070 A mother-son prank. Mm! 68 00:02:17,205 --> 00:02:18,906 How about a mother-son quietly go their separate ways? 69 00:02:19,039 --> 00:02:20,107 Yes, you're in. 70 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:22,142 You'll go up at assembly and say, 71 00:02:22,276 --> 00:02:25,078 "My mama was the best part about high school," 72 00:02:25,213 --> 00:02:27,315 and then I'll go up and give you kissies! 73 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:28,582 That's not a prank. 74 00:02:28,716 --> 00:02:31,084 That's just me committing social suicide. 75 00:02:31,219 --> 00:02:34,388 Ohh, son. 76 00:02:34,522 --> 00:02:35,923 ** I'm twisted up inside 77 00:02:36,056 --> 00:02:38,759 ** But nonetheless, I feel the need to say 78 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:43,531 ** I don't know the future 79 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:47,435 ** But the past keeps getting clearer every day ** 80 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:49,770 It was April 28th, 1980-something, 81 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:51,439 and Erica was trying to distract herself 82 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:52,606 from her breakup with Geoff. 83 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:56,009 Until this happened. 84 00:02:56,143 --> 00:02:57,978 Geoff. Hey, you. 85 00:02:58,111 --> 00:03:00,113 Heyy... Back at ya. 86 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:01,315 I'm sorry. It's... 87 00:03:01,449 --> 00:03:02,650 It's weird I'm here. 88 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:04,084 Sure, we have a rich romantic history, 89 00:03:04,218 --> 00:03:05,986 but stuff happens, 90 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:07,588 and then it stops happening. 91 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:09,457 As you know, today would have been our fifth anniversary. 92 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:11,359 I guess it would. Five's a big one. 93 00:03:11,492 --> 00:03:12,826 Was a big one, I mean. 94 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,662 Not for me, though, because I celebrate the small ones, 95 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:16,297 like three, six, seventeen, and... 96 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:17,765 Okay, you talk again. 97 00:03:17,898 --> 00:03:19,667 We had that dinner at Le Bec Fin planned, 98 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,102 and I figured since we already paid and it's non-refundable 99 00:03:22,236 --> 00:03:23,504 that maybe... 100 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:24,572 Maybe... 101 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,740 Maybe you could give this to Barry? 102 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:28,742 Barry! Oh! Psh! 103 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,311 That's why you're here! That makes sense. 104 00:03:30,444 --> 00:03:32,246 I mean, passing my little bro our special night. 105 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:33,614 I'm just gonna go. 106 00:03:35,283 --> 00:03:37,451 Schmoodle, are you okay? 107 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:38,586 I'm not okay. 108 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:39,987 Bring it in. 109 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:42,490 Make Mama's sweater sparkle with your tears. 110 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:43,757 He said to give it to Barry, 111 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:45,559 but I'm not gonna give it to Barry. 112 00:03:45,693 --> 00:03:47,995 I'm gonna start a fire and I'm gonna put it in the fire 113 00:03:48,128 --> 00:03:49,797 and then I'm gonna jump into the fire! 114 00:03:51,532 --> 00:03:54,067 Okay, Murray, I need a box of tissues, fashion magazines, 115 00:03:54,201 --> 00:03:55,869 and a block of chocolate big enough to dance on. 116 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:57,037 My baby needs her mama! 117 00:03:57,170 --> 00:03:58,672 I got a better idea. 118 00:03:58,806 --> 00:04:00,007 I'll handle it. 119 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:01,875 Up-bup. Handle what? 120 00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:03,176 Oh, the blubbering one. 121 00:04:03,311 --> 00:04:05,313 No offense, Murray, but when Barry had a broken heart, 122 00:04:05,446 --> 00:04:07,415 you told him to zip it or take it outside. 123 00:04:07,548 --> 00:04:10,050 That's because She's the Sheriff was on. This is different. 124 00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:11,419 I don't know. 125 00:04:11,552 --> 00:04:13,253 Wait till she hears what I have in store for her. 126 00:04:13,387 --> 00:04:14,422 She's gonna love it! 127 00:04:14,555 --> 00:04:16,424 It's Daddy Daughter Day! 128 00:04:16,557 --> 00:04:18,025 It was a classic move. 129 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:20,594 Back in the day, my dad took my sister to this very rink 130 00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:22,596 for some quality father-daughter bonding. 131 00:04:22,730 --> 00:04:25,232 But I haven't been here in years, 132 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:27,635 and I was so young and stupid, 133 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,403 and I think you might be wearing the same shirt. 134 00:04:29,537 --> 00:04:31,705 Come on. It'll melt all your troubles away. 135 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:33,407 Besides, I didn't eat salt this morning 136 00:04:33,541 --> 00:04:34,608 so my skates would fit. 137 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:37,277 One lap. Let's do it. 138 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:39,046 While my dad and sister got on wheels, 139 00:04:39,179 --> 00:04:41,782 my mom was helping me hit the brakes on my prank. 140 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:42,883 You sure you were discreet? 141 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:44,618 Don't worry, Schmoo. 142 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:46,320 I sent Principal Ball a memo 143 00:04:46,454 --> 00:04:48,389 made with cut-up words out of magazine, 144 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:49,823 like a ransom note. 145 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:51,625 I should have been a kidnapper. 146 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:52,760 If it makes you feel any better, 147 00:04:52,893 --> 00:04:54,261 you did steal most of my childhood. 148 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:56,464 It does. Ta! 149 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:58,932 Better luck next time, seniors. 150 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:01,435 I just got a hot tip from an anonymous oddball 151 00:05:01,569 --> 00:05:03,871 that Billy P here is about to be pranked, 152 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:07,641 so he will be locked away till graduation. 153 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:09,410 Point, Ball. 154 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,514 Holy crap! It worked! What worked? 155 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:15,549 Don't be mad? Everybody inside! 156 00:05:15,683 --> 00:05:17,017 It's happening! 157 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,119 ♪**♪ 158 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:23,156 Whoever pulled this one off, 159 00:05:23,290 --> 00:05:24,492 best prank in years. 160 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:25,659 That means a lot coming from the teacher 161 00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:26,760 who rides a motorcycle 162 00:05:26,894 --> 00:05:28,295 despite all the safety data. 163 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:30,531 If the devil wants to take me, he's got to catch me first. 164 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,666 What an amazing life lesson to tell children. 165 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,502 You guys did this without me? 166 00:05:34,635 --> 00:05:37,705 Look, we love that you're a sweet, nice boy, 167 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:40,173 which is why we kind of counted on you to blab to your mom. 168 00:05:40,307 --> 00:05:43,276 And that got Principal Ball fixated on the statue outside 169 00:05:43,411 --> 00:05:45,679 so we could get these sweet beasts inside. 170 00:05:45,813 --> 00:05:48,081 Did you know donkeys have phenomenal memories 171 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:50,484 and a logical, flexible approach to problem-solving? 172 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:51,819 Thanks, Jack Hanna. 173 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:54,354 But I kind of am focusing on the fact that you used me. 174 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:57,357 If anything, you were the most important part. 175 00:05:57,491 --> 00:06:00,060 Right after securing and transporting two donkeys in secrecy. 176 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,496 The burros are making love in the computer lab. 177 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:03,764 Damn it! 178 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:05,566 It's such a good prank. 179 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,300 As my friends had made an ass of me, 180 00:06:07,435 --> 00:06:09,803 my dad was trying not to fall on his. 181 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:11,505 See? We're doing the thing. 182 00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:13,040 Sort of doing it. 183 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:15,443 You hit that cone, fell, and you said, "Leave me." 184 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:16,744 But you didn't. 185 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:19,312 And here we are, about to finish our first lap. 186 00:06:19,447 --> 00:06:20,748 At least no one's here to witness it. 187 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,215 Well, almost no one. 188 00:06:22,349 --> 00:06:24,317 Erica Goldberg? 189 00:06:24,452 --> 00:06:25,619 I haven't seen you in forever, bitch. 190 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:27,988 I know... Bitch. 191 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:30,223 Yo, guy. I'm Carla. Erica's best friend from high school. 192 00:06:30,357 --> 00:06:32,325 That's my dad. You've met him like 100 times. 193 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:34,995 Oh, yeah! I didn't recognize you with your pants on. 194 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:36,530 Oh, man. 195 00:06:36,664 --> 00:06:38,398 I can't even count how many dads I've said that to. 196 00:06:38,532 --> 00:06:40,033 I don't like you. 197 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:41,902 I'm going to get a Fanta. 198 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:43,003 Do you work here? 199 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:44,438 I'm a Rink Lady. 200 00:06:44,572 --> 00:06:47,040 I'm in charge of, like, so many kids' safety, it's stupid. 201 00:06:47,174 --> 00:06:48,175 So, where's Geoff? 202 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:49,510 We actually broke up. 203 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:50,878 Was it a passion killing? 204 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:53,246 No, just your standard, boring breakup. 205 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:55,683 Honestly, in high school, I pooh-poohed dweebs like Geoff, 206 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:57,818 but in the rearview mirror of my chaotic life, 207 00:06:57,951 --> 00:06:59,086 he's the whole package. 208 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,589 Hey, babe. Other babe. 209 00:07:01,722 --> 00:07:03,223 Erica and Geoff split up. 210 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:05,158 That sweet-faced douche-nugget is on the market? 211 00:07:05,292 --> 00:07:07,861 You gotta swoop in, and swoop fast! But what about us? 212 00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:09,429 We're talking Geoff Schwartz here. 213 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:11,398 He's grade-A marriage material. 214 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:12,666 He's gonna be an optometrist. 215 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:14,468 An ophthalmologist. What? 216 00:07:14,602 --> 00:07:17,370 A real medical doctor who can perform retinal surgeries 217 00:07:17,505 --> 00:07:18,872 including radial keratotomy? 218 00:07:19,006 --> 00:07:20,708 If you don't swoop in, I will. 219 00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:21,942 Well, you don't really need me here 220 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:23,711 to figure out who's gonna swoop in, so... 221 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:26,046 We're leaving. Already? 222 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:27,781 Don't you remember this claw machine? 223 00:07:27,915 --> 00:07:30,250 I'm trying to win you that unicorn you always wanted. 224 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:32,219 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 225 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:33,353 Ohh! 226 00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:34,655 What does it take? 227 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:35,923 Murray, let's just get out of here 228 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:37,991 before anyone else finds out how pathetic my life is. 229 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:40,193 This one goes out to Erica, 230 00:07:40,327 --> 00:07:43,196 who just broke up with solid catch Geoff Schwartz. 231 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:45,298 There's an eye man on the table, ladies. 232 00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:47,601 While Erica fled from her past, 233 00:07:47,735 --> 00:07:49,903 I sought advice to cement my legacy. 234 00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:51,539 Bar, I'm in trouble. 235 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:52,673 Wait. What are you doing? 236 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:55,442 We're out of TP, so I'm improvising. Cheggit. 237 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:57,110 Hey, you did something good with a saw. 238 00:07:57,244 --> 00:07:59,046 Now, tell your wise brother your woes. 239 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:01,481 Well, my friends used me to pull a prank. 240 00:08:01,615 --> 00:08:03,416 A tale as old as time, 241 00:08:03,551 --> 00:08:05,452 but your situation is even worse than you think. 242 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:06,820 Worse? 243 00:08:06,954 --> 00:08:09,256 If you're not actively involved in a senior prank, 244 00:08:09,389 --> 00:08:10,624 no one will remember you. 245 00:08:10,758 --> 00:08:11,792 Like Seth Snider? 246 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:13,126 The son of the pretzel baron? 247 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:14,962 Not even a little. 248 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:17,464 He graduated my year without a prank to his name. 249 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:18,932 I only remember him 250 00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:20,500 'cause he had that weird thing on his nose. 251 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:22,836 That thing was weird. What was that? No one will ever know. 252 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:24,471 Well, probably him and the dermatologist 253 00:08:24,605 --> 00:08:25,573 and the insurance company 254 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:26,740 and his friends and family 255 00:08:26,874 --> 00:08:28,308 and anyone who isn't afraid to ask. 256 00:08:28,441 --> 00:08:30,110 Long list. Anyway. Let's get prankin'. 257 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:31,912 But pranks get you in trouble! 258 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:35,716 Look, you may not have the courage, the mental agility, 259 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,350 the hunger... Sure, but... 260 00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:39,820 ...the physical prowess, the danger in your eyes, the cunning wit. 261 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:41,154 I get it. 262 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:43,490 The muscles in your arms, legs, or back. Get to it! 263 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:46,727 But you do have something no one, including me, ever had. 264 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,128 Juvenile arthritis? 265 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:50,097 Access. Access to what? 266 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:52,132 To the school, dummy. 267 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:55,335 Mom works there now, and she has keys. 268 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:57,370 But she's not just gonna hand me keys to the school. 269 00:08:57,504 --> 00:08:59,740 The way I see it, you either figure out a way to those keys 270 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,474 or be flushed away in history. 271 00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:02,743 Your choice, nerd. 272 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:05,112 I'll take this, too. It's fun. 273 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:07,514 Sadly, Barry was right. 274 00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:11,218 If I wanted to be remembered, I needed to do something big. 275 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:13,721 ♪**♪ 276 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:14,855 Not so fast! 277 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:15,923 She's among us! 278 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,357 What are you doing in my purse? 279 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:18,425 I was just looking for... 280 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:19,559 This tampon. 281 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:20,961 Oh, my God. 282 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:23,931 You were looking for my keys to pull a prank at school. 283 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:26,333 She caught me red-handed. There was only one thing to do... 284 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:27,400 Tell her the truth. 285 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:28,568 Mm, kinda. 286 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:30,137 Rats. Phooey. 287 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:32,405 I guess the mother-son prank is off. 288 00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:33,774 Mother-son prank? 289 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,375 Like I'd ever believe that. 290 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:36,910 I got to thinking, 291 00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:39,847 what better way for my judgy peers to remember me by 292 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:43,183 than with a very public love note to the woman... 293 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:44,852 You came out of. 294 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:46,219 I was gonna say "raised me," but sure. 295 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:48,722 Well, that makes a tremendous amount of sense. 296 00:09:48,856 --> 00:09:51,992 Just for fun, what would that giant banner of love say? 297 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,727 I guess I'd go with something like, 298 00:09:53,861 --> 00:09:55,696 "Adam Loves His Mama." 299 00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:57,097 You are such a good writer. 300 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:58,265 But too bad. 301 00:09:58,398 --> 00:10:00,367 Without the keys, it's not happening. 302 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,970 The world will just have to wonder, do I love you? 303 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,204 Tell you what. 304 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:07,040 I'm just gonna forget my keys right here. 305 00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:11,211 And if anyone chooses to come looking for them, 306 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:13,546 I'd never know. 307 00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:15,716 There they were. I finally had my... 308 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,918 Whoa! I, uh... 309 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,987 I need my P.O. box key. 310 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,455 A lot of mail-order shopping your dad would frown upon. 311 00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:23,623 Oop! 312 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:25,926 Clumsy me, forgetting my keys again. 313 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:27,661 I had the access. 314 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:28,929 Now all I had to do was... 315 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:30,430 I forgot my Mace. 316 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:33,466 You know, with my blond hair and curvy physique, 317 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:34,802 I'm a magnet for pervs. 318 00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:35,936 There. 319 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:37,805 I was never here. 320 00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:41,074 And with that, I officially had the keys to unlock my legacy. 321 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:46,213 After duping my mom into giving me the keys to the school, 322 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,782 I was one prank away from being a legend. 323 00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:50,984 Hello, brother. Gah! Barry! 324 00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:52,886 Were you just sitting in the dark waiting for me? 325 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,587 Just for three short hours. 326 00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:56,123 Not important. 327 00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:58,025 What's important is that prank you're trying to pull. 328 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:01,661 Well, I was thinking I'd sneak into Ball's office 329 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:04,932 and write him an anonymous thank-you note for a great four years. 330 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:08,635 Then you douse it in kerosene, walk away in slow motion, 331 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:10,237 and throw a lit match behind you? 332 00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:11,805 Just the kind note. 333 00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:14,474 But maybe I'll throw in a handful of those butterscotches he likes. 334 00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:15,943 That's not a prank! 335 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:18,812 That's a cherished memory of his impact as an educator! 336 00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:19,679 I'm coming with you. 337 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:21,048 What? Why? 338 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:24,117 My legacy as a badass at William Penn Academy 339 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:26,286 will be tarnished forever if you do something 340 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,221 like put a daisy in everyone's locker. 341 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,657 Ooh, maybe with a little lavender for a playful pop of... 342 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,960 Oh, my God. You have to help me. Don't worry. 343 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:35,695 With my know-how and you having the keys, we can't lose. 344 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:37,130 ♪**♪ 345 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:40,433 Ha ha. Boom! 346 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:43,070 This high-traffic area is fully greased. 347 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,138 Just adding some finishing touches. 348 00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:46,506 What is that? What are you doing? 349 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:47,841 Adding rock salt. 350 00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:50,177 Don't want the floor to be too slippery. Yes, you do. 351 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,813 How is anyone gonna hurtle themselves into the locker, 352 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:55,015 possibly needing to go to the hospital while everyone giggles? 353 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:56,583 I don't want to hurt anyone. 354 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,518 Tell me you didn't take the Saran Wrap off the toilets. 355 00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:00,653 Of course not! I just hung up signs saying 356 00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:03,056 "these toilets are Saran-Wrapped." 357 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,557 You're gonna disgrace the Goldberg name 358 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:06,359 by not disgracing the Goldberg name! 359 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:08,095 I'm gonna go find a locker to punch. 360 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,329 And I'm gonna run a mop over this 361 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:10,898 to save the janitor the trouble. 362 00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:12,532 Barry was right. 363 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:15,368 I was a good boy, doomed to be forgotten... 364 00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:18,638 Until I saw something that changed all of that. 365 00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:20,007 Where are you going? 366 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,009 Home. This was a huge mistake. 367 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,077 I admit taking a Fanta out onto the rink 368 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:26,079 with all the signs telling you not to was a big mistake, 369 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:27,347 but we should talk. 370 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,515 You want to talk? 371 00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:30,250 You're famously bad at that. 372 00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:32,452 Yeah, that's because I'm usually tired, bored, or disinterested, 373 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,921 or there's something better on TV. 374 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,588 But I'm good. Let's talk. 375 00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:37,424 Fine. Let's talk. 376 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,292 And so, just like the last Daddy Daughter Day, 377 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,829 my dad got my sister to open up. 378 00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:44,397 Geoff was the first boy who ever told me that he loved me. 379 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:46,566 Of course, this time it wasn't teenage girl stuff. 380 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:49,402 It was real adult relationship stuff. 381 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:52,205 I mean, he ate what I ate, watched what I watched, 382 00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:53,773 yawned when I yawned... 383 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,275 Which is a natural reaction to yawns, 384 00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:56,609 but I mean, come on, man. 385 00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:57,911 Yawn for yourself. 386 00:12:58,045 --> 00:13:00,247 But then, something insane happened. 387 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:03,116 My dad actually rose to the occasion. 388 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,317 And how'd that make you feel? 389 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,553 Wait, are you actually engaging me on this topic? 390 00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:09,957 It doesn't come naturally, but tell me about the pain. 391 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,758 It was amazing. 392 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:13,927 My dad didn't just listen to Erica, he was there for her. 393 00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:15,795 Not a day goes by I'm not terrified 394 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:17,430 that I completely destroyed my life. 395 00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,266 You know what I mean? I do. 396 00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:22,802 Normally, all the deep talk and intimate details would have spun our dad out... 397 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,304 And I miss his kiss. 398 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,006 He weirdly had the softest lips, 399 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,307 and he didn't even use ChapStick. 400 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,575 ...but not today. 401 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,810 It's the small things that we miss the most. 402 00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:34,247 Dad, I can't believe I'm saying this, but thanks. 403 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:36,249 It feels really good to talk about this stuff. 404 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:37,750 Attention, rink-rollers. 405 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:39,586 It's closing time. 406 00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,922 You don't have to roll home, but you can't roll here. 407 00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,356 Well, that was fun. 408 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,225 Well, why should it end now? 409 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:46,960 Let's turn our Daddy Daughter Day 410 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:48,461 into a Daddy Daughter Night. 411 00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:51,131 What a weird and uncomfortable turn of phrase, 412 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,100 but what do we even do? 413 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,302 Wait. Did you give that voucher to Barry? 414 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,004 You mean the one that's for my anniversary dinner? 415 00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:59,472 You mean our Daddy Daughter Dinner? 416 00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:01,975 Come on. I was right about this, wasn't I? 417 00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:04,844 Not only that, but they have beef Wellington! 418 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:07,347 That's meat inside a loaf of bread. 419 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,648 Science is real. 420 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,017 I guess. 421 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,985 Dinner with my Peanut! Hoo-hoo-hoo! 422 00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:13,153 Erica. 423 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,787 So... How's your mom? 424 00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:15,855 She ever mention me? 425 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,324 Actually, yes. 426 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,026 She's constantly reminding me and my brothers 427 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:21,194 that if we don't try hard and graduate from college, 428 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:22,629 then we'll end up like Johnny Atkins. 429 00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:23,696 Noice! 430 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,698 Say "what's up" back. 431 00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:28,335 While my dad and Erica were off to a fancy meal, 432 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:32,439 I was on my way to school to dress up our distinguished namesake. 433 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,274 It's our beloved founder... 434 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,309 Dressed in a way I think would make him uncomfortable if he were alive. 435 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:37,877 The dork you've trusted with nothing 436 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,312 has done that which you could not. 437 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,614 Bowie. Nice! 438 00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:43,416 Now that's a prank. 439 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:46,053 Oh, no. His stern demeanor has been vanquished. 440 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:47,654 Who would do such a thing? 441 00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:48,821 'Tis I! 442 00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:50,157 Goldberg, move. 443 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,025 Somebody behind you just admitted it 444 00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:53,493 in the stupidest possible way. 445 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:54,894 No, it was Goldberg. 446 00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,896 He's mocking William Penn and you at the same time. 447 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,431 I'm best friends with the guy who did that. 448 00:14:58,565 --> 00:14:59,699 And I'm dating him. 449 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,534 And look! I said it out loud without any hesitation. 450 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,303 Adam! Adam! 451 00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,038 Schmoo, I don't understand. 452 00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:06,673 Is this part of the mother-son prank? 453 00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:09,842 Sorry, Mom, but there's no such thing as a mother-son prank. 454 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:12,679 But you're a good boy who would never deceive his mama. 455 00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:15,348 Turns out I'm a bad boy who feeds off the adulation of my peers. 456 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:16,449 I'm a legend! 457 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,318 We did it, Billy P! 458 00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:21,688 Oh, no. Somebody stop it! 459 00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:23,356 It's heading directly for my sweet ride! 460 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:29,029 Oh, balls! Oh, no, please! 461 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:30,397 Oh, no. 462 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,765 I'm not a mechanic, but these things buff out, right? 463 00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:34,567 Adam, you're in big trouble. 464 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:37,037 You did the one thing I asked you not to, 465 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:40,407 and you destroyed a beloved faculty member's only mode of transportation. 466 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:41,708 It's okay. And what's worse, 467 00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:44,111 you gently lied about celebrating our love 468 00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:45,578 in front of your friends and teachers. 469 00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,680 While my prank had gone sour, 470 00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:51,884 my sister and Dad were enjoying the sweet life at Philly's best restaurant. 471 00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:53,653 Welcome, lovers. 472 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,322 Mademoiselle Erica. Monsieur Geoff. 473 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,689 Uh, no lovers. 474 00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,758 I'm not Geoff. I'm the girl's father. 475 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,093 It is your night. 476 00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:01,294 You are whoever you want to be. 477 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,563 Geoff must have planned this months ago. 478 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,432 This is a culinary journey through our relationship. 479 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,800 Okay, could you take these menus and just bring in the regular ones? 480 00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,669 But that would be an entirely new charge. 481 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,971 We'll push through. Ohh, look at the back. 482 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:13,606 Why don't you just bring us the food? 483 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,408 Dad, I just don't feel right about this. 484 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,177 So we had a little hiccup with the menu. 485 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,278 We're gonna have a great time. 486 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,113 But they weren't. 487 00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:21,381 They super weren't. 488 00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,583 Looks exactly like my prom corsage. 489 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:25,918 Not anymore. 490 00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,554 Bon appetit. 491 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,122 And it only got worse from there. 492 00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:32,025 For mademoiselle, your favorite, coq au vin, 493 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,727 and for the gentleman, trout almondine. 494 00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,463 Why is it cut into teensy pieces? 495 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:39,132 Geoff was terrified of choking, 'cause he always did. 496 00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:40,533 God, I miss him so much. 497 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,169 Don't, because he wasn't special. 498 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:45,138 All men like a pre-cut piece of trout. 499 00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:47,774 There's no way I'm ordering pizza later. 500 00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:50,310 And then he brought out the face cake. 501 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,312 Really, guy? I can't even look at it. 502 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:55,848 ♪**♪ 503 00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:57,450 Mm. Oh, my God. 504 00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,619 There's chocolate mousse on the inside! 505 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:02,055 Like the moose that we saw when we went upstate. 506 00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,123 I believe that was the intention. 507 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:04,757 You're not getting a tip. 508 00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:06,426 You already generously included it, Monsieur Schwartz. 509 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:07,527 I'm not him! 510 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:08,895 Why can't you get that? 511 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,364 Why can't you get that I didn't want to come here? 512 00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:14,033 Peanut... No, don't "Peanut" me. 513 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,669 I don't know why I thought you of all people would make me feel better. 514 00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:23,810 After destroying my legacy 515 00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:26,213 and the coolest teacher in school's motorcycle, 516 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:28,481 there was nothing left to do but apologize. 517 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:31,484 Hey, Mr. P. I heard that you take the bus now that... 518 00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:32,985 My bike was flattened by a Quaker 519 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,487 dressed like an omnisexual rock god? 520 00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:36,356 Quick and to the point. 521 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:37,824 Wait, why are you on the bus? 522 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,659 My mom's form of punishment. 523 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,561 But hey, this isn't so bad, am I right? 524 00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,062 You are not. 525 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:44,431 I used to be king of the road. 526 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,500 Now I ride a yellow bus with children. 527 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:48,668 Damn it! 528 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:50,803 Was that your spitball, Levi Douglas? 529 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,205 I will go over these seats! 530 00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:54,507 It's like the bus kids don't know how cool you are. 531 00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,676 They don't. You see these shades? 532 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,711 One of these lame-os asked me if they were medical. 533 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:00,280 You're medical! 534 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,848 If you want to hate me forever, I wouldn't blame you. 535 00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:03,015 Oh, please. 536 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:04,284 I know you're a good kid. 537 00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:07,887 Unlike Scott Wasserman! 538 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,322 I will date your mom! 539 00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:11,358 But I ruined everything for you. 540 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,293 You were just trying to make your mark, 541 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,594 but you didn't realize you already had. 542 00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,363 As a nerdy everyman? 543 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,030 Being a nerd is not that special. 544 00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:19,699 That's kind of my whole schtick. 545 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,701 But you're not gonna be remembered that way. 546 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:25,205 You're gonna be remembered as a sweet, thoughtful kid that everyone likes. 547 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:28,040 I can't believe you can still think those things about me after what I did. 548 00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:29,876 One mistake doesn't change who you are. 549 00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:31,544 But let's just keep it to one. Definitely. 550 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,114 Pudding, huh? Okay. 551 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,417 Ol' Perott's got hard-boiled eggs! 552 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,886 You brought a knife to a gunfight! 553 00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:43,089 Thanks to the coolest teacher in school, I was off the hook. 554 00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:45,892 But the same couldn't be said for my dad. 555 00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:49,262 ♪**♪ 556 00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:51,631 You were right. I was so over my head. 557 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,065 Okay, well, I'll take over from here. 558 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,133 No, no, no, no. 559 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:55,402 I'm not giving up. 560 00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:58,070 No offense, but giving up is kind of your thing. 561 00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,306 Not tonight. 562 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:05,912 ♪**♪ 563 00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,880 Oh, my God, Dad. Please, no more. 564 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,483 Get this... 565 00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:12,919 There's nothing I can do to help you. 566 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:14,487 That's it? 567 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:17,290 I mean, even with no expectations, that's brutal, man. 568 00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:18,858 I know I'm no good at this, 569 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,159 but I can't stand to see you like this. 570 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,528 Look at you. 571 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:22,895 It's like you actually care. 572 00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,431 I do care, 573 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:27,133 more than you could possibly know. 574 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:28,568 But... 575 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:30,237 Breakups are really hard, 576 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,205 and the only thing you can do is live through it. 577 00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:34,974 So you tried distracting me with roller skating? 578 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,175 I blew it. 579 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,344 Not entirely. 580 00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:39,512 Like that time you fell. 581 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:40,980 And then that other time you fell. 582 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:42,749 I stink at roller skating. 583 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,116 Yeah, but you are a pretty okay dad. 584 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,152 Look at you. 585 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,355 I came in here to make you feel better, 586 00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:49,822 and you're making me feel better. 587 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,624 Well, what can I say? I'm a pretty okay daughter. 588 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:52,625 I think... 589 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,627 You're the best daughter. 590 00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:56,663 The unicorn? 591 00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,531 How many quarters did you spend to get this? 592 00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:01,801 Too many, and then I had to bribe your scary friend to open up the machine. 593 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:04,837 ** More than this... 594 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:06,873 Sometimes we spend so much time 595 00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:09,175 worrying about the relationships we lost 596 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,511 that we forget about the ones we still have. 597 00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:12,945 Where are you taking me? 598 00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:14,447 You'll see. 599 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:18,050 The mother-son prank! 600 00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:22,522 Ohh! Only it's not a prank and it says all the words! 601 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:23,923 I'm sorry I tricked you. 602 00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:27,994 Adam, I'm never gonna forget this. 603 00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:29,862 And neither will the rest of the school. 604 00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:33,400 Yeah, it's impossible to know 605 00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:34,901 exactly how you'll be remembered, 606 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:39,572 but what we can control is the love we give 607 00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,173 and the time we take 608 00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:45,312 to actually be there for each other. 609 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:49,716 In the end, that's a legacy anyone would be proud to have. 610 00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:53,019 ** More than this ** 611 00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:54,921 ♪**♪ 612 00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:04,631 Whoo! You still got it, Mama. 613 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,466 Yes, you do! Mm. 614 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,067 Truer words have never been spoken. 615 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,436 Johnny Atkins? 616 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,070 Someone's got Johnny on the brain. 617 00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:12,872 I'll tell the kids I ran into you. 618 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:15,107 Or we can run into each other over drinks. 619 00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:16,843 I'm sorry? You will be! 620 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:18,210 Wh... Carla? 621 00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:19,646 I thought you died! 622 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:20,980 Just for six minutes. 623 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,115 And you're the one that's in trouble, talking to my man! 624 00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:25,718 How dare either of you speak to me like that. 625 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,587 You're lucky I don't call your parents. 626 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:28,955 She just got hotter.