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Back in the '80s,
"Airplane!" was
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the pinnacle sky‐high spoof.
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And Leon's getting larger!
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It was packed with
so many laughs, gags, and puns,
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you couldn't keep up.
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And guess who knew it
line‐by‐line.
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Surely, you can't be serious.
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I am serious.
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And don't call me Shirley.
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It's an adverb, but he thinks
it's a ladies' name!
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It can't get any better!
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Look how happy this movie
makes you. It's so cute.
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You're the cute one.
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If you were a board game,
you'd be Cutes N' Ladders.
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If you were a cereal,
you'd be Cutie Pebbles.
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If you were a mathematician,
you'd be Sir Isaac Cute‐on.
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Enough! You're both disgusting!
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Ren and I are so in sync,
we even finish each other's...
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Sentences.
...word groupings.
That counts.
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Young, new love.
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So very, very stupid.
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Yep, when you've been together
as long as we have,
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there's no need
to prove anything.
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Last night, we went to dinner
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and didn't say
a single word grouping.
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Listen up,
sweet pits of my peach.
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What's the greatest thing
to ever happen to this family?
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When Barry fell
in Aunt Dotty's open grave.
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Best day of our lives.
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We were grieving,
and I brought joy.
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Even better!
We're flying to Miami!
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Oh‐ho‐ho‐ho‐ho!
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Come on, Erica, take on
the rhythm of the night!
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Pass. We are gonna spend
our last few days
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before college starts together,
and that's that.
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I had a feeling
you were gonna say that,
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which is why
Geoff's invited, too.
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I'm finally
a part of the family!
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After years of personal
indignities, I feel so special!
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Don't. Because Brea and Ren
are also in.
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Noyce!
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Ren, this is the perfect time
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for us to get back
on the same...
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Page! ...airplane!
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What's up with you?!
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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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There is no way that Dad
would pay for all of us
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to fly and stay in a hotel.
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What's your scheme,
Blondie?
No scheme.
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Remember when I screamed
at that woman at the Sheraton
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because the complimentary
champagne was too cold?
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Mandy from Fort Wayne
cried so much.
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The manager gave me 50 free
nights to leave the premises.
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So we all win.
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Yes!
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I get to do "Airplane!" bits
on an actual airplane!
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"Looks like I picked the wrong
week to quit sniffing glue."
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That's one of them.
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Come on, kids. Feel the pulsing
rhythm of Mama's hips!
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Whoo! Ohh!
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Ow! Oh, sorry!
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It was the end of summer,
1980‐something,
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and before we took to the skies,
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there were a few things
to take care of on the ground.
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Thank you so much
for packing in here
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under my watchful eye.
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You'll be happy to know
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this is a bag
full of hand weights.
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Damn it!
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Idiot, these bags
are for clothes.
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That's why my fanny pack
has everything I need ‐‐
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two bikinis, my scrunchy,
and browning oil.
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Someone's forgetting about
the cool Latin nights.
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And that right there
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is why I've gone ahead
and packed for you.
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These bags and the other 12 in
the car should keep you covered.
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This one's empty.
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That is for
all the hotel freebies
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that it is our divine right
to take.
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Like shampoo? Obviously.
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But I'm talking so much more.
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Robes, towels,
the pens, stationery,
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batteries from the remote,
the remote,
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pillows, hair dryer,
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iron, clock radio,
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and curtains,
both window and shower.
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Why not take the TV, too?
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Because that's stealing, Erica.
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What the hell's going on?
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I've been waiting in the car
for 16 minutes.
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Murray, the flight doesn't leave
for six hours.
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We're not even in the air
half that long.
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Thank you, Amilio Airhead.
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Have you taken into
consideration the traffic,
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the parking, the shuttle?
I guess not.
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That's the smartest thing
you've ever said.
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I'll be waiting in the car.
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This trip is gonna be
so special.
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How special?
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Why did you pack me
a cocktail dress?
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Just in case.
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Just in case what?
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In case, uh, Edward James Olmos
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invites us for Mojitos
on his cigarette boat.
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You got to keep an open mind.
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The only thing open are my eyes.
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You're definitely
up to something,
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and I'm gonna find out what.
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Yeah, Dad did an angry
8‐point turn in the driveway.
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He's ready.
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Packing may not have been
our bag,
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but we were on our way to...
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We were all super excited
to go to Miami ‐‐
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except for my dad, who was
totally terrified of flying.
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How do they get all that metal
up in the air?
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It makes no sense.
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It also doesn't make any sense
how much you're sweating.
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Ha! He thinks
we're all gonna die. This guy.
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If the plane doesn't
kill you, I will.
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Looks like it's time for someone
to take their sleepy pills.
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But that's my allergy meds.
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What happens
if I run into some buckwheat
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and my face gets puffy?
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More of you to love,
schmoopaloo.
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Wow. So much has happened,
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and we haven't even made it
to the ticket counter.
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This is nothing.
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Good rule of thumb ‐‐
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as the plane goes higher,
our appeal goes lower.
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Hey, guys.
What the hell is this?
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I thought it'd be fun to dress
like Crockett from "Miami Vice."
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I'm Crockett from "Miami Vice."
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Okay. I'll be Tubbs, then.
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Ooh, I like Tubbs.
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You do? Switch it. I'm Tubbs.
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Fine, Crockett it is.
Yeah,
Crockett is the man.
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No, I'm the man!
I have to be Crockett.
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Back to Tubbs.
Not fair.
I have to be Tubbs.
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Can you just tell me
who you want to be?
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I will be Crockett and Tubbs,
also known as Crubbs.
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Great.
Great,
and I'll be sitting
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in the back of the plane
with you, confused.
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Not in the back.
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For my special lady,
only first class will do.
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Barry, is this
because I told you
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I flew to St. Barts
in my parents' private plane?
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Did you?
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I'd already forgotten
you spent your summer
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and a lifetime
in the lap of luxury.
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I'm telling you coach is fine.
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See, I'm gonna be a doctor
for the 76ers,
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occasionally
coming off the bench
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to windmill jam
in Karl Malone's face.
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My life will be one
of pampered excess,
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and my classy lady
doesn't sit in coach
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with the sky trash.
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Aww.
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Wait, you got us tickets
on Oceanic?
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Yes, Murray. You told me
to get the cheapest.
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Yeah, I meant with yogurt,
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not taking a flying go‐kart
to your cousin's thing.
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Shh! The kids don't know
that's why we're going.
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I don't even know
why we're going.
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I told you, it's Mitzy's son's
Bar Mitzvah.
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And once Bradley becomes a man,
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I will become the object
of Mitzy's envy
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because my family
is so attractive.
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You know, once the kids find out
you're dragging them to Miami
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for a religious thing,
they're not gonna be happy.
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Oh, but they will.
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They will.
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You see? Something's up.
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Whenever Mom has a secret plan,
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she always moves her fingers
by her mouth,
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like a demented gerbil.
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Well, maybe the secret plan
is something very cool.
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What are you talking about?
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I accidentally hinted to Geoff
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that we were gonna sit front row
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at a jai alai match
with Miami Sound Machine.
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Why would anyone believe
those words?
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Because they know their mama
would do anything for them.
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They'll be all dressed up
and excited, and then, boom!
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Everyone's lifting me up
on a chair.
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Your mom let slip
she has a big surprise.
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Now, I'm not gonna say a word,
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but it would be a high lie
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for me to say I'm not excited
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to meet
a certain Latin songstress,
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of whom I'm a huge Este‐fan.
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Holy crap.
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Are we going to a jai alai match
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with Gloria Estefan
and Miami Sound Machine?
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No. Maybe. Yes.
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Damn it, Geoff! Be stronger!
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Once we're in that sweltering,
windowless ballroom,
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they'll have a blast
and forget all about
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my phony promises
of skin and sand.
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You know, the pills
must be kicking in.
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'Cause I don't care.
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My mom wouldn't build a trip
around some weird sport
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and a Latin pop orchestra.
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Geoff, you're in charge of
getting to the bottom of this.
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On it. Also, what a great start
to a relaxing vacation.
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Hi. Barry Goldberg,
AKA "Crubbs."
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Can I just say
that is an ugly vest,
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but somehow you manage
to pull it off.
Thank you?
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My girlfriend and I are ticketed
to be in steerage,
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but we've been apart all summer,
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and I want this trip
to be truly special.
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That is so adorable!
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So, if you can get us
an upgrade,
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I would sincerely appreciate it.
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You're in luck. Two seats left.
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Yes! Eat my dust,
second‐class garbage people.
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That'll be $5,000.
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What?!
Bar,
I told you it's fine.
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It's not, okay?
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You deserve first class.
It's your birthright.
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As it's mine to visit
the captain in the cockpit
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so we can acknowledge each other
as alpha males
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and he can let me flip switches
and make bomber noises.
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Come on, everyone.
We're heading to the gate.
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Oh, and I just want to
double‐check
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that the three of you told Pops
we did not need him
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to drive us to the airport.
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Yes.
Uh‐huh.
We said those words
exactly.
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They had not.
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Hey, don't take too much time!
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You'd hate to miss your flight!
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Did everyone go potty?
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Cargo hold's all clear, Mrs. G.
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Brea? Ren? Pishy and boom, hmm?
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Trust me,
the less time you spend
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in a sky toilet, the better.
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Um... What's happening?
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What's happening was
it was time to board.
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Flying in the '80s was a little
different than it is now.
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First, there was no security.
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What's this?
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Nunchucks? Throwing stars?
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Rope dart?
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Cool.
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Have a great flight. Thanks.
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Then there was getting on
the actual plane.
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It was... well, less organized.
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Three... two... one...
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board!
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Get low and use your elbows!
250
00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,573
Of course, my mom
usually got us on first,
251
00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:36,075
and once we were on,
252
00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:38,619
that's when
the real adventure began.
253
00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:41,038
It won't recline. Ugh!
254
00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:41,998
Oh. Mine won't, either.
255
00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:44,190
Unacceptable
for my swanky angel!
256
00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:46,752
Hey, we're switching, okay?
257
00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:48,045
These seats won't go back.
258
00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:49,380
You're made of Silly Putty,
259
00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:51,215
so your body can fit
in any container.
260
00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:51,967
No way.
261
00:08:51,991 --> 00:08:53,259
Accommodate me,
262
00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:56,095
or I'll do something
very Barry‐like.
263
00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:59,181
It's okay. I'd rather
not see, hear, or smell
whatever that means.
264
00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:01,100
Gah!
265
00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:03,102
Isn't this sumptuous, baby?
266
00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:05,521
Now my jacked thighs
can breathe.
267
00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:08,357
Are these seats
still not reclining properly?
268
00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,651
We have two available
in first class.
269
00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:11,486
Come with me.
270
00:09:11,510 --> 00:09:12,528
Oh. Wow.
271
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:13,612
What?
272
00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:14,780
This can't be happening.
273
00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,949
And yet it is.
Have fun back here.
274
00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:18,117
This can't get any worse.
275
00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:19,577
I think I'm in the middle there.
276
00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:22,371
Damn it! There goes
my natural spreading room.
277
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,331
While Barry's upgrade
got denied,
278
00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:25,875
Brea and I were getting comfy.
279
00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,126
So, this trip.
280
00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:28,502
Just me and you.
281
00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:30,337
I mean, I know we spend
a lot of time together,
282
00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:33,090
but this is gonna be
all day, every day.
283
00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:35,134
You know, maybe there's
still stuff that we don't
know about each other.
284
00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,761
Maybe. Check this out.
285
00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:38,804
Dan? Can I ask you a question?
286
00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,222
Question. What is it?
287
00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:42,183
It's a sentence that's worded
to elicit information,
288
00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:43,893
but that's not important
right now.
289
00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,478
Have you ever been
to a Turkish prison?
290
00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:46,502
The "Airplane!" movie.
291
00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,964
I can't wait to attend
to your every need.
292
00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,111
Why is there a guy on the wing?!
293
00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:55,488
He's a mechanic.
294
00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,239
Hey! The plane is broken!
295
00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:58,866
We won't make it!
296
00:09:58,890 --> 00:09:59,867
Don't worry, everyone.
297
00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:01,619
He's just a nervous flier, um,
298
00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:03,579
with a bit of a nervous tummy.
299
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,123
So let's keep
the mid‐cabin lavatory
300
00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:08,209
available to him at all times.
301
00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:09,251
Who is this lady?
302
00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,669
In short, the last person
303
00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:12,379
you'd ever want to be
on your flight.
304
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:19,303
Naturally, flying with
my family was no joyride.
305
00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:21,347
A Chablis for my husband,
please.
306
00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:22,765
Especially
for the flight attendants.
307
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,725
Is this plane really flying
to Miami?
308
00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:27,853
We've got clearance, Clarence.
309
00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:30,147
What's the vector, Victor?
Roger, Roger.
310
00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:31,732
Would you let the captain know
311
00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:33,150
I'd like to drop by the cockpit?
312
00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:36,362
You're gonna have to deal
with this baby's mother.
313
00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:39,573
I got her to stop crying,
and yet I'm the bad guy?
314
00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:42,535
Blink once
if my mother is forcing you
315
00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:43,953
to take part in her scheme.
316
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,080
Do you like movies
about gladiators?
317
00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:50,668
That lady has
the drink cart again.
318
00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:52,419
Drink up.
319
00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:54,713
Yep, it usually got so bad,
320
00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:57,341
those poor sky stewards
had no choice but to do this.
321
00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:58,759
Our apologies.
322
00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:01,512
The call button system
has been disconnected.
323
00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:04,181
Also, I know it seems like
we've been flying for hours,
324
00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:06,267
but we'll be taking off shortly.
325
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,435
This really is
a discount airline.
326
00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:10,187
I'm gonna go
speak to the captain
327
00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:11,772
about some flight vouchers.
328
00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:13,440
Okay, my dad's alone and loopy.
329
00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:14,650
Go pump him for intel.
330
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,152
Erica, is this really necessary?
331
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,445
Yes. I mean, this whole trip
makes no sense.
332
00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:20,531
When does my mom just
give us stuff out of the blue?
333
00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,366
Adam has like 5,000 toys,
334
00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:24,160
Barry has every sporting good
known to man,
335
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,453
and you have more musical
instruments than you even
know how to play.
336
00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:27,454
What's a zither?
337
00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:29,498
Something I need
to be happy. Go!
338
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,750
Erica knew
my mom was hiding something,
339
00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:34,211
and lucky for Geoff,
my dad was on something.
340
00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:35,588
Hey, Mr. Goldberg. How goes it?
341
00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:36,589
So sleepy.
342
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,299
Okay, you seem
incredibly drugged,
343
00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:39,884
so I'll just cut
right to the chase.
344
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:42,136
Your daughter is a little bit
suspicious about this trip.
345
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,304
Bradley's a man now.
346
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,347
Wait, like,
Cousin Mitzy's Bradley?
347
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,891
Bar Mitzvah boy.
348
00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,225
Is that why
we're going to Miami?
349
00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:49,935
We'll all be dancing the hora.
350
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,729
Geoffrey, can I speak to you
alone, please?
351
00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:52,479
No, that's okay.
352
00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:53,503
And it's happening!
353
00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:58,819
Do you know what the
most important thing
in the world to me is?
354
00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,863
Mrs. G, as you know,
I'm incredibly claustrophobic.
355
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,239
Family.
356
00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:04,575
The family that
you are now a part of.
357
00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,327
There's not a lot of air
in here. Throat's getting tight.
358
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,287
Oh, no! I just flushed
the toilet with my foot!
359
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:11,916
You have to promise
to keep my secret.
360
00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,959
Secrets are what hold
a family together
361
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,377
and make it strong.
362
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:16,587
You know what else is strong,
is your grip.
363
00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:18,071
Shh. Yep.
364
00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,491
Tummy trouble for this one.
365
00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,803
What the hell was that?
366
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:27,387
Your mom helped me
through some bathroom
issues, and nothing more!
367
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:29,725
Hey, folks.
This is your captain.
368
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,435
There's a large storm brewing.
369
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:34,563
It's gonna get bumpy,
so hang on to those cigarettes.
370
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:37,691
Despite the rough air, we were
finally ready for takeoff.
371
00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:40,315
That's right.
And knowing my family,
it was gonna get even bumpier.
372
00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:48,702
The Goldbergs were in the air.
373
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:51,747
And while my dad was out cold,
Barry was still fired up.
374
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,290
Barry, enough!
375
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,917
Let him have it. He's the one
stuck in the middle.
376
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,252
In more ways than one.
377
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,753
No one's talking to you, Middle.
378
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,630
Bar, just try to focus
on the good stuff, okay?
379
00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,048
We're going to Miami together.
380
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,925
You're right. This is special.
381
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:03,926
It really is.
382
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,302
Not for me.
383
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,179
But I want it to be
more than special.
384
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,556
Which is why
you should be in first class.
385
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:10,849
Outta my way.
386
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:12,667
Crubbs a‐comin' through!
387
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:17,106
So, look, there's something
I wanted to talk to you about.
388
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,108
Um, this is kinda hard for me.
389
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,526
Surely, you can't be serious.
390
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:21,610
Actually, I am.
391
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,404
And don't call you Shirley?
392
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,364
I set you up,
but you missed that one.
393
00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:26,032
It feels like you're missing it.
394
00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:28,701
Uh‐oh. Trouble in nerd paradise?
395
00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,119
Barry, not now.
396
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,996
You two should
hash things out in coach,
397
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,456
where commoners like yourselves
stare out the window
398
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,750
and dream of better lives
that will never materialize.
399
00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:38,544
Okay, Bar, it's painfully clear
400
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:40,629
you're insecure
about Ren's parents being rich.
401
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:41,714
Am not.
402
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,757
I don't care she has
a butler with a turban,
403
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:44,883
like in "Annie."
404
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:47,136
Just take your bickering
to the air slums.
405
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,429
Never.
406
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:51,015
Our unbreakable bond
will see us through anything.
407
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,225
Brea, I'm sorry about
all the "Airplane!" jokes.
408
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,852
So you'll stop and we can talk?
409
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,353
Of course. What's on your mind?
410
00:13:56,377 --> 00:14:00,441
Hey, the fog is getting thicker.
411
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:02,651
One of the best
"Airplane!" bits.
412
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,112
Barry knew I was powerless
to the comedy
413
00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:06,613
and had to finish the joke.
414
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:09,283
And Leon's getting larger!
415
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:10,993
I'm out. I'm sorry!
416
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,327
He set me up!
417
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:13,996
But you gotta admit
it's a classic line.
418
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,414
Enjoy first class, Barry.
419
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,207
Tell Ren I'll grab a cookie,
get the lay of the land,
420
00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:18,250
and send for her.
421
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:19,960
While Barry was settling in,
422
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:22,337
Erica wasn't letting Geoff
get comfortable.
423
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,988
Oh, let me give you this pillow.
424
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,134
Sleepy time's over. Now talk.
425
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,302
There's nothing to talk about!
426
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:30,679
And now I got sandwich
on my Crockett pants!
427
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,598
Erica could care less
about linen pants.
428
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,475
She knew
she had to get Geoff to crack.
429
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:35,976
Oh, no! It's happening again!
430
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,103
I know you know
what my mom is up to.
431
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,314
Windpipe so tight, but also
our bodies are pressed so close.
432
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:41,798
Conflicting feelings.
433
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,234
Not to worry, folks.
434
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:45,569
My boyfriend
got extreme diarrhea,
435
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,196
but nothing I can't handle.
436
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,531
Geoff, do you need me to help
you with your extreme diarrhea?
437
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:50,991
He's fine.
438
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:53,410
He was holding something in,
but it's all out now.
439
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:54,870
What the hell is wrong
with you people?
440
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:55,894
That's an adult man!
441
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,566
Murray.
442
00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:05,089
Too many "Airplane!" jokes?
Impossible.
443
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:07,508
What's impossible is how sweet
the sea beef is.
444
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,510
I'm gonna mow through three more
and get Ren.
445
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:10,428
Yo, idiots.
446
00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:12,221
Erica? How'd you get up here?
447
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,014
Yeah, I defeated
the impenetrable security
448
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,682
that is a curtain with Velcro.
449
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:18,918
Listen up, because the rest of
this trip is going to be hell.
450
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,230
Murray, are you in there?
451
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,606
Ohh.
452
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:23,899
Excuse me.
453
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,567
Um, you've over‐served
my husband,
454
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,361
and now he's trapped
in the bathroom.
455
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:29,238
They're having a lot
of issues in there.
456
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:33,742
I can't get it open. Something's
wedged against the door.
457
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:34,976
Must be my grumpy bear.
458
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,540
Excuse me.
459
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,792
Uh, is there a licensed
locksmith on the plane?
460
00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:44,670
My husband
is trapped in our bathroom.
461
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:47,047
Well, you better get him out,
because he's the only one
462
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,882
that's going with you
to that Bar Mitzvah.
463
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,592
That's right. We all know.
464
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,761
Geoffrey, that was
our special bathroom secret!
465
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:53,804
I'm sorry, Mrs. G.
466
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:55,222
Also, I would like to announce
467
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:56,890
that I do not have
extreme diarrhea.
468
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:59,685
No one cares about
your jacked‐up butt, Geoff!
469
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:02,104
All they care about is that
our garbage mom lied to us!
470
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:06,525
Folks, the PA system is
for the cabin crew only.
471
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:08,694
So, there's no beach.
472
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:11,113
You still get to groove to
slightly out‐of‐date pop tunes
473
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,239
with middle schoolers.
474
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:14,992
No way! We're not going
anywhere with you!
475
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,412
This is the captain.
476
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:21,165
I can't fly with someone
trapped in the lavatory.
477
00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:23,333
We're making
an emergency landing.
478
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,044
Hi.
479
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,671
I'm Barry Goldberg, the rival
stag you've been smelling.
480
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:28,797
Get back to your seats.
481
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,883
Surely, you can't be serious.
482
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:32,968
If you don't,
I'll have you arrested.
483
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,911
That's... not the line.
484
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:42,686
Yep, the Goldbergs
were officially grounded
485
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,439
and my mom's Bar Mitzvah dreams
all but over.
486
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:47,649
Well, there's not another
flight out until tomorrow,
487
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,359
and they won't let us
back on the plane,
488
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:52,237
so I guess
we'll just go back home.
489
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,656
It's what you all wanted,
anyway.
490
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,700
Well, I'm not gonna feel bad
about this.
491
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:59,328
Me, neither. If anything, she
should be apologizing to us.
492
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,455
Bar Mitzvah or not,
it's still a trip to Miami.
493
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,332
Yeah, which is ruining
our last week of summer.
494
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,516
And because of that, I've
developed a drinking problem.
495
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:09,213
That's from "Airplane!"
but it works here.
496
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,505
It really doesn't.
497
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,674
Look, Adam, I've been trying
to tell you something
498
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,009
this whole flight,
499
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,470
something I've been able to hide
our entire relationship.
500
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:18,263
This happens a lot.
She's in love with me.
501
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,306
Definitely not.
502
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:20,790
It's this.
503
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,603
So much metal.
504
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:27,231
I have to wear this 10 hours
a day until my jaw's realigned.
505
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,358
What an intense chin strap.
506
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,484
I was embarrassed about it,
507
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,402
but turns out
you're much more embarrassing.
508
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:33,279
Is that cowhide?
509
00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:34,280
Well, I think we can all agree
510
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:35,280
this is our mom's fault.
511
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:36,241
She's the worst.
512
00:17:36,265 --> 00:17:37,449
Or maybe you are.
513
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,201
I‐I'm sorry,
but I was forced into
514
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,869
that tiny sky bathroom
too many times.
515
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,205
And all your mom wanted to do
was show you guys off.
516
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,123
That tracks. We are the best.
517
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,501
It doesn't change the fact
that she tricked us into coming.
518
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:48,585
I had to!
519
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,128
Do you guys remember
520
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,464
my cousin Larry's son's wedding
last year?
521
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:54,716
Or Great Aunt Peggy's funeral?
522
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,927
Or the 90th birthday dinner
for Uncle Leonard?
523
00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:58,095
No. Who?
524
00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,555
I have a very busy schedule.
525
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,640
Exactly, 'cause every time
there's a big event,
526
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:04,142
none of you will come with me.
527
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,686
I've got these great kids,
528
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:08,355
and all anyone knows about them
is that they never show up.
529
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:10,399
Oh, man, she went
and made it real.
530
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,819
Sometimes I can't believe
what I have ‐‐
531
00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:16,405
a son who's gonna be a doctor...
532
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,074
and another one
who's so imaginative,
533
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,577
I'm constantly in awe...
534
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,121
and a daughter
who's as smart and tough
535
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:26,063
as any woman I've ever known.
536
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,192
Just want the rest of the family
to see what I have.
537
00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:34,464
Yikes.
538
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:35,924
Yeah.
539
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,551
I didn't know we had
an Uncle Leonard, either.
540
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,469
Idiots, we have to do something.
541
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:40,388
But what?
542
00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:42,139
Sometimes to make things right,
543
00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:43,849
you have to do something
very wrong.
544
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,602
With that, we unleashed
545
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,854
our embarrassing,
shameful Goldberg fury.
546
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,981
You don't understand.
We have to get on that plane.
547
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:52,399
Erica channeled
her inner Beverly
548
00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:55,152
by going nuclear
on customer service.
549
00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:57,904
Barry showed the captain
who was really in charge.
550
00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:00,324
And I weaponized
my love of "Airplane!"
551
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:01,617
to wear down the gate agent.
552
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,035
They love me.
553
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:05,162
They really love me!
554
00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,997
Eh, I hope that's what this is.
555
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:09,416
And before long,
against all odds,
556
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,627
we were on our way again
to Miami.
557
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,588
Oh, no! They promised me
you wouldn't be back!
558
00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:16,798
Don't worry. You can take
the aisle if you want.
559
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,467
I'd rather sit
next to my girlfriend.
560
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,052
You sure you don't want to be
in first class?
561
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,511
I don't know
what I was thinking.
562
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,263
The seat next to you
is the best one there is.
563
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:27,225
I'm out. I'll meet my birth
mother some other time.
564
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,894
Thanks for setting me straight.
565
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,228
Hey, that's what family does.
566
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,938
I mean, we're not family family,
567
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,440
but I'm kind of
in your family, but ‐‐
568
00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:34,900
Shh.
569
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:35,966
We're definitely family.
570
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:38,820
For the record,
571
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,489
I think you look adorable
in your headgear.
572
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,615
Really?
573
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,116
I hate it so much.
574
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:45,911
It means we have even more
in common than we thought.
575
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,037
You have headgear, too?
576
00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:49,039
And corrective lenses
for my lazy eye,
577
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:50,749
special inserts
for my flat feet,
578
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:52,459
and like
five different inhalers.
579
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,211
I guess we're both
kind of a mess, then.
580
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:56,028
As long as we're a mess
together.
581
00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:59,174
Oh. Right. These don't recline.
582
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,842
You can lean on me instead.
583
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,595
Roger, Roger.
584
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,889
Turns out my love
of one little movie
585
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,891
rubbed off in an unexpected way.
586
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,768
Ooh, first class, Murray!
587
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,853
I could get used to this.
588
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,439
Bevy, for you,
I'd fly to the moon.
589
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:15,607
What was that?!
590
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,526
Just the engine.
591
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:21,655
We're gonna need
all of your Chablises.
592
00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:24,640
With that,
we took to the skies ‐‐ again.
593
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:29,913
And eventually, we made it
to Bradley's Bar Mitzvah.
594
00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:33,208
Sure, we traded the sun and
sand for bubbies and a buffet,
595
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,793
but our mom was right.
596
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:36,128
It was worth it.
597
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:38,004
We had the best time ever
598
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:40,924
because we had everything
we needed right there.
599
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,634
We had each other.
600
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:49,433
With the power of wind,
601
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,893
airplanes will always
hit the ground.
602
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,770
Whee! We're flying!
603
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,063
Gee, this is great.
604
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,273
Hold on. Hold on.
605
00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:57,297
Aaaaah!
606
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:02,571
What's this button do?
I told you
not to touch anything.
607
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,281
Check it out! It's Otto
the Autopilot from "Airplane!"
608
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:05,449
I'll take it from here!
609
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,367
Do not touch the controls
with your toy!
610
00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:10,287
Toy?! This is a certified
replica movie prop.
611
00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:12,622
Attention, passengers,
this is your new top gun,
612
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,875
Barry Goldberg,
call sign Strike Eagle Seven.
613
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:16,710
Prepare yourselves
for a barrel roll.
614
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:17,670
Get off that!
615
00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:19,087
Otto's got a leak.
616
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,422
We need to make
an emergency landing ‐‐
617
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:21,465
or get some Scotch tape.
618
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:23,675
Look, this button says
"fuel dump."
619
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:24,718
Ha ha ha! Dump!
620
00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:25,742
No!
621
00:21:25,766 --> 00:21:27,766
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