1 00:00:01,069 --> 00:00:02,270 ADULT ADAM: When I was kid, 2 00:00:02,303 --> 00:00:04,272 my mom would use every opportunity 3 00:00:04,305 --> 00:00:06,807 to squeeze, smooch, and snuggle her schmoopies. 4 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,776 There was only one time she expected us 5 00:00:08,809 --> 00:00:11,179 to do it in return... Mother's Day. 6 00:00:11,212 --> 00:00:13,081 Naturally, we'd use the opportunity 7 00:00:13,114 --> 00:00:14,815 to mess with her for a cheap laugh. 8 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:16,317 Oh, look at my special calendar 9 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:17,551 hanging in a high-traffic area. 10 00:00:17,585 --> 00:00:18,652 How'd that get there? 11 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:19,920 That's odd. Didn't notice. 12 00:00:19,953 --> 00:00:21,855 You wanna take a peek, 13 00:00:21,889 --> 00:00:23,924 see if there's any special day in May 14 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:25,025 that you need to remember? 15 00:00:25,059 --> 00:00:26,394 Nah, I got Cinco de Mayo on lock. 16 00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:28,429 I think she's talking about French Labor Day. 17 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:29,963 No, it's Star Wars Day! 18 00:00:29,997 --> 00:00:32,233 May the 4th be with you, right? 19 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:33,701 How could I forget! That's right! 20 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:35,169 I gotta go shopping. I love Star Wars Day. 21 00:00:35,203 --> 00:00:36,870 So do I! No, no. 22 00:00:36,904 --> 00:00:38,139 How did I forget? Can I give you a hint? 23 00:00:38,172 --> 00:00:39,807 ADULT ADAM: Yep, nothing brought us kids closer 24 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:42,443 than using Mother's Day to torture Beverly Goldberg. 25 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:44,978 (GASPS) What? You're home from school already? 26 00:00:45,012 --> 00:00:46,180 What a surprise. 27 00:00:46,214 --> 00:00:48,616 I was just going through these beautiful handwritten cards 28 00:00:48,649 --> 00:00:50,418 you gave me almost a year ago exactly. 29 00:00:50,451 --> 00:00:53,221 Maybe you should come and take a closer look at this cards, 30 00:00:53,254 --> 00:00:54,788 get a sense of what they're about 31 00:00:54,822 --> 00:00:55,889 and how they make me feel? 32 00:00:55,923 --> 00:00:57,425 Enough jibber-jabber. 33 00:00:57,458 --> 00:00:59,193 I need a pre-dinner meal... 34 00:00:59,227 --> 00:01:01,028 Maybe something that'll lay a nice base, 35 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,363 like pancakes. 36 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:03,564 Screw it. I give up. 37 00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:05,733 Murray, you are taking me to that Latin place 38 00:01:05,766 --> 00:01:07,901 on Saturday night, and we are gonna cha-cha 39 00:01:07,935 --> 00:01:09,137 'cause these kids are ungrateful. 40 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:11,305 No, I am not going to cha-cha. 41 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:14,342 Oh, you will cha-cha, and I will be dipped. 42 00:01:14,375 --> 00:01:17,411 And you won't drop me this time. 43 00:01:17,445 --> 00:01:19,680 All right, you've had enough fun, you morons. 44 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:21,915 Go tell your mom that you know it's Mother's Day. 45 00:01:21,949 --> 00:01:24,152 Aw, but we look forward to torturing her all year long. 46 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:26,019 It's one of our better family traditions. 47 00:01:26,053 --> 00:01:27,087 Do it! 48 00:01:27,121 --> 00:01:29,357 (SIGHS) Hey, Mom? 49 00:01:29,390 --> 00:01:32,560 We just realized that Mother's Day is this weekend. 50 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:35,263 What? I had no idea. 51 00:01:35,296 --> 00:01:37,398 Oh, I can't believe you remembered. 52 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:39,800 Oh, I just love my children so much. 53 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:41,835 Here comes a tearful hug. 54 00:01:41,869 --> 00:01:43,371 Sacrifice the nerd and run! 55 00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:45,773 (LAUGHING) Oh, my favorite! 56 00:01:45,806 --> 00:01:47,641 Tell my story! 57 00:01:47,675 --> 00:01:49,310 * I'm twisted up inside 58 00:01:49,343 --> 00:01:52,680 * But nonetheless I feel the need to say 59 00:01:55,249 --> 00:01:56,884 * I don't know the future 60 00:01:56,917 --> 00:02:01,255 * But the past keeps getting clearer every day * 61 00:02:01,289 --> 00:02:03,224 ADULT ADAM: It was May 3, 1980-something, 62 00:02:03,257 --> 00:02:05,159 and my brother and his pals were about to watch 63 00:02:05,193 --> 00:02:07,395 the most famous TV movie of the decade. 64 00:02:07,428 --> 00:02:09,763 Dad, I demand you give me the remote 65 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:12,466 and go make us nachos as we watch your TV without you. 66 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,335 Did you really think that would work? No. 67 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:16,237 Yes! Now we're gonna miss the whole movie. 68 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:18,339 I got a Sony Watchman. All we need is nine batteries. 69 00:02:18,372 --> 00:02:19,540 All we need is nine batteries. 70 00:02:19,573 --> 00:02:20,974 What are you dummies going on about? 71 00:02:21,008 --> 00:02:23,411 Tonight, they're airing a gnarly made-for-TV movie 72 00:02:23,444 --> 00:02:24,578 called The Day After, 73 00:02:24,612 --> 00:02:26,547 where America's in a nuclear war with Russia. 74 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:27,748 Ka-boom! America! 75 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:28,882 Jason Robards, y'all! 76 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:31,252 All of the teachers at school warned us not to see it, 77 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:32,453 so we have to watch it 78 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:33,854 to send a clear message of "Suck it." 79 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:35,656 If I say yes, will you shut up? 80 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:36,757 This is gonna rock! 81 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:39,427 ADULT ADAM: But it did not rock. Not at all. 82 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:42,530 This does not rock. Not at all! 83 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:43,831 ADULT ADAM: Turns out, The Day After 84 00:02:43,864 --> 00:02:46,234 was a terrifying and all-too-real depiction 85 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:48,736 of a small town just like ours facing the fallout 86 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:51,872 after the President waged a horrible nuclear war. 87 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:53,607 Too real. War is bad. 88 00:02:53,641 --> 00:02:55,443 So scared. I'll never be okay. 89 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:56,944 I like that Steve Guttenberg. 90 00:02:56,977 --> 00:02:58,078 He's got a lot of range. 91 00:02:58,111 --> 00:03:00,681 Dad, don't you care about what you just saw? 92 00:03:00,714 --> 00:03:01,982 There could be a mushroom cloud 93 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,517 outside our window at any moment! 94 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:06,053 I say, "Bring on the cloud," 'cause then maybe you'll shut up 95 00:03:06,086 --> 00:03:07,755 and I can get back to watching my shows. 96 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:10,958 ADULT ADAM: That night, the entire country watched that movie, 97 00:03:10,991 --> 00:03:12,393 and legit panic ensued. 98 00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:14,362 Okay, students, even though we warned you all 99 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:16,230 not to watch that terrifying TV movie, 100 00:03:16,264 --> 00:03:18,632 apparently everyone in this school did, 101 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:20,434 as well as 100 million other people. 102 00:03:20,468 --> 00:03:23,637 Therefore, we are going to have an emergency meeting 103 00:03:23,671 --> 00:03:26,139 entitled "The Day After 'The Day After.'" 104 00:03:26,173 --> 00:03:27,408 Of course, the gym is booked, 105 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:30,278 so it'll be "The Day After The Day After 'The Day After.'" 106 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:31,445 So, Wednesday. 107 00:03:31,479 --> 00:03:32,913 Oh, my God. How are you? 108 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:34,248 I had nightmares all night. 109 00:03:34,282 --> 00:03:35,583 I didn't watch the movie. 110 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:37,551 I spent the night organizing my Garbage Pail Kids 111 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:39,019 into a protective binder. 112 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:41,021 Don't want you to feel like things are going too fast, 113 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,656 but this is our nest egg. 114 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:44,258 Well, after watching that movie, 115 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:46,660 I realized we don't have any time to waste. 116 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:48,195 We should have our first kiss, 117 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,363 right here, right now. 118 00:03:49,397 --> 00:03:50,798 We talking cheek or lips? 119 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:56,804 Uh... 120 00:03:57,705 --> 00:03:58,806 Thank you. 121 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:01,675 I'm a big fan, big fan of you. 122 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:03,811 Listen, my parents are renting a house 123 00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:04,945 at the shore this weekend. 124 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:06,046 Come with me. 125 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,581 We'll spend each moment like it's our last. 126 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:09,116 What is the deal with this movie? 127 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:11,051 My mom said I could bring someone, 128 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,653 Well, okay, then! so I choose you. 129 00:04:16,324 --> 00:04:19,393 The Day After is the best movie ever! (CHUCKLES) 130 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:23,096 Oh, my God, she just invited you down the shore! 131 00:04:23,130 --> 00:04:24,231 I know, Dave Kim. 132 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,400 But your mom will never say yes. I know, Dave Kim! 133 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:28,502 You gotta think of something. I know, Dave Kim. 134 00:04:28,536 --> 00:04:30,203 ADULT ADAM: Lucky for me, the timing was perfect. 135 00:04:30,237 --> 00:04:32,272 (BETTE MIDLER'S WIND BENEATH MY WINGS PLAYS) It was Mother's Day. 136 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:34,375 I'd strike hard and fast with a schmaltzy gift 137 00:04:34,408 --> 00:04:36,977 featuring the vocal power of Bette Midler. 138 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:39,246 It would make my mom say yes to anything. 139 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:43,183 * I can fly higher than an eagle 140 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:52,059 * 'Cause you are the wind beneath my wings * 141 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:57,698 ADULT ADAM: Unfortunately, my sister had the exact same plan. 142 00:04:57,731 --> 00:04:59,467 This is pandering garbage! You can't do this. 143 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:00,568 Why not? 144 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:03,136 Because I'm working on my own pandering garbage 145 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:05,806 so that Mom will let me go to college 5,000 miles away. 146 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:07,140 Emory is in Georgia. 147 00:05:07,174 --> 00:05:08,976 That's why I need to ask her on Mother's Day, 148 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:10,778 when she's all buttered up and distracted. 149 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,746 But we can't both lower Mom's defenses 150 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:15,115 with an insincere, theatrical show of our love. 151 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,250 Well, you're just gonna have to back down. 152 00:05:17,284 --> 00:05:20,087 Your dumb thing is way less important than college. 153 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,355 But when will I have the chance 154 00:05:21,389 --> 00:05:23,357 to rub cocoa butter on my lady's shoulders again? 155 00:05:23,391 --> 00:05:25,258 Honestly, I can't imagine you ever will. 156 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:27,695 But still, this is my whole future. 157 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:29,697 Okay, fine. I'll back down. 158 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:31,231 But only 'cause you're my sister 159 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:33,501 and I love you, so I'll let you have this one. 160 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:34,635 And you lose, sucker! 161 00:05:35,369 --> 00:05:36,770 Adam, stop! You stop! 162 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:37,805 Stop! 163 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:40,007 Okay, everyone, 164 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:43,777 welcome to "The Day After" emergency assembly. 165 00:05:43,811 --> 00:05:46,146 First of all, I just want to assure you 166 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:47,615 that everything is gonna be okay. 167 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:49,450 It will not be okay! 168 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:52,152 There's nowhere to hide in a nuclear winter! Whoa. (CHUCKLES) 169 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,522 What Coach means is that there could be a nuclear winter, 170 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:55,856 but it definitely won't happen. 171 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:59,159 Till it does. Does not, because it was just a movie. 172 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,728 That will, for sure, come true. 173 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:02,362 Look, I know a lot of you are scared 174 00:06:02,396 --> 00:06:04,698 that the President is gonna snap, push a button, 175 00:06:04,732 --> 00:06:05,933 and incinerate us all, 176 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:08,135 but I assure you, it will not happen. 177 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:10,804 When it does, I'll be safe and snug 178 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:12,272 in my fallout shelter 179 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:15,242 while the rest of you mutants scrounge for cockroaches. 180 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:18,311 What, you got no argument for that one? 181 00:06:18,345 --> 00:06:19,413 No, you're right. 182 00:06:19,447 --> 00:06:21,148 That movie has shaken me to my core. 183 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:22,450 I have so many regrets. 184 00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:24,384 You got about a week to fix 'em, Andre. 185 00:06:24,418 --> 00:06:26,186 Well, let's start with that one right there. 186 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,088 My name is not Andre. 187 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:29,790 I only said it was in college 188 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:32,259 to make myself seem more interesting to the ladies. 189 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:34,795 Let it out! My name is Jonathan! 190 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:37,030 And I love you, Lunch Lady Bernice! 191 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:38,566 Are you out there? 192 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:42,436 MR. GLASCOTT: You're probably mashing potatoes. 193 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:44,472 Oh, boy. 194 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:46,840 Okay, this day is a wash. 195 00:06:46,874 --> 00:06:49,009 Everybody go home and hug your loved ones. 196 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:50,911 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 197 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:52,780 I know I should be happy to have the day off, 198 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:54,247 but I'm, like, genuinely terrified. 199 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:56,617 Me too. I feel so helpless. 200 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:58,351 LAINEY: I never even got to party in Daytona. 201 00:06:58,385 --> 00:07:00,921 ADULT ADAM: While Barry was desperate to survive nuclear war, 202 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:02,590 I was using Mother's Day as a weapon 203 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:03,791 to get what I wanted. 204 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:06,827 Oh! (SOBBING) 205 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:09,029 Did you like my movie, Mama? 206 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:11,865 I loved it so much, I wanna crush your little face! 207 00:07:11,899 --> 00:07:13,534 Apropos of nothing, 208 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:15,803 can I ask you a totally random question? 209 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:17,070 Anything, sweetie. 210 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:19,640 Well, I have a really big favor to... 211 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:20,774 ERICA: (LAUGHING) Mom! 212 00:07:20,808 --> 00:07:22,476 I got into Emory, and I wanna go to Emory, 213 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:24,244 so I need a check for Emory so I can go to Emory. 214 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,113 And Happy Mother's Day. I love you, snuggle, snuggle! 215 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:27,548 Aah! Oh, yes! 216 00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:29,416 My baby's going to college! 217 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:32,553 What? No! No, no, no, no. 218 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:33,987 Adam, be happy for your sister. 219 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:36,223 This is a huge day. No, no, no, no, no! 220 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:38,458 Don't make it about me. It's your day, Mommy. 221 00:07:38,492 --> 00:07:40,561 No! No, no, no, no, no, no! 222 00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:42,796 Emory may be a thousand miles away, 223 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:47,000 but with the love of my children and 20 flights a year, 224 00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:48,235 we will manage. 225 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:49,369 (LAUGHS) 226 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:51,304 I'm gonna get my pilot's license. 227 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:52,405 Boop! (LAUGHS) 228 00:07:52,439 --> 00:07:54,742 Um, Mama, know what else is exciting? 229 00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:57,144 Jackie invited me down the shore next weekend. 230 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:58,311 Oh, no, no. 231 00:07:58,345 --> 00:07:59,880 Your sister is going away to college. 232 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:02,015 That's enough excitement for one Mother's Day. 233 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:04,451 But I made up a whole tap routine 234 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,820 celebrating my love for you on this special day. 235 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:11,592 Yeah! 236 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:14,528 You love your little baby boopie tapping his piggy wiggies. 237 00:08:14,562 --> 00:08:16,029 * Adappa-dappa-doo 238 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:18,065 * Adappa dappa da dappa 239 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:20,067 (LAUGHS) Thank you, Mama. 240 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,301 (CHUCKLING) Oh, yeah. 241 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,435 Happy Mother's Day. 242 00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:24,037 You will pay dearly for this. 243 00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:25,806 * Emory, Emory 244 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:26,840 (CHUCKLES) 245 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:32,379 ADULT ADAM: While everyone was afraid 246 00:08:32,412 --> 00:08:33,881 our president would lead us to war, 247 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:36,850 my big bro would lead his loved ones to safety. 248 00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:39,386 Fellow members of the JTP... ALL: JTP! 249 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:41,221 ...and the love of my life, Lainey... ALL: Lainey! 250 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:42,590 Don't do that. ALL: Sorry! 251 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:45,325 ...I know you're all worried about a nuclear apocalypse 252 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,094 after seeing that scary movie on TV, 253 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:49,462 but I want you to know everything will be okay. 254 00:08:49,496 --> 00:08:51,599 I call it Barry's Bunker. 255 00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:53,701 Sadly, there's limited room in the bunker, 256 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:55,368 so some of you will be left outside to melt 257 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:57,404 or be eaten by post-apocalyptic zombies. 258 00:08:57,437 --> 00:08:58,639 So, who goes and who stays? 259 00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:01,709 Obviously, you're in, 'cause you're my foxy lady, 260 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:04,144 but the rest of you much prove your worth. 261 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:05,746 Geoff Schwartz, what skills do you have? 262 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:07,014 I know which berries are poisonous, 263 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,315 'cause I once ate some bad ones. 264 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:10,618 Super useful. Next, Naked Rob. 265 00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:13,286 What skills do you have? And don't say "being naked." 266 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:15,122 Come back to me. 267 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:18,291 Andy, clearly you're in, 'cause you have tiny little fingers 268 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:19,893 that are perfect for shelling nuts. 269 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,261 Plus, you can sleep in a drawer. 270 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:24,131 Very insulted, but it's more important to live. 271 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:26,333 Matt Bradley, looks like you're in serious trouble here. 272 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:28,068 I was an Eagle Scout and a lifeguard, 273 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:29,369 and I learned how to frame a house 274 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,838 when I did Habitat for Humanity. 275 00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:32,640 Fine, I guess you could cook or something. 276 00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:34,775 Well! I'm glad you're all here, 277 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:37,678 'cause I have something very important to tell you. 278 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:39,312 Get out! Don't worry, guys. 279 00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:41,114 We won't have to deal with this joker 280 00:09:41,148 --> 00:09:43,116 when we're in our titanium-reinforced bunker. 281 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:45,118 You do know I raised myself since I was six, 282 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:47,788 so if there's an end-of-the-world situation, 283 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:50,090 you'd want me there real bad. 284 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:52,325 Yelling at a sandwich for having too much mustard on it 285 00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:53,426 is not a skill. 286 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:54,762 Well, I can repair a radio, 287 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:56,764 rebuild an engine, swing a hammer, 288 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:59,099 catch a fish, start a fire with small sticks. 289 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:00,200 What can you do? 290 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:03,170 I can basically do anything. I can break-dance, 291 00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:06,539 kick a light switch on and off, 292 00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:08,375 use a hockey stick as an old-timey cane. 293 00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:10,077 Sweetie, those aren't really survival skills 294 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,412 as much as they are adorable things I love about you. 295 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,347 Whatever. I'm your leader. 296 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:15,582 That's my skill. 297 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,184 It kind of seems like your dad's our leader, 298 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:18,719 'cause he's the oldest and wisest 299 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:20,020 and actually knows how to survive. 300 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:21,655 It's settled. Your dad will keep us safe 301 00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:22,790 when the mutant zombies attack. 302 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:23,991 Okay. Fine! 303 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,359 I don't need you or food or water. 304 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:29,162 I can sustain my life on my own awesomeness. 305 00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:30,831 ADULT ADAM: As Barry stormed off in a fury, 306 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:33,533 I'd strike back at Erica for stealing my thunder. 307 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:35,602 Armed with my high-tech VHS editing gear, 308 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,104 I'd manipulate my mom 309 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,773 with an even-more-epic Mother's Day video. 310 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,709 Whatcha up to, schmoopa-lumpa? 311 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:44,311 Oh, I'm just finishing up a little goodbye video for Erica. 312 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:45,412 Aww. 313 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:46,714 It's a little early for goodbyes, 314 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,348 wouldn't you say? Well, before you know it, 315 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:50,617 she'll be gone to college and only coming home on holidays. 316 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,452 I guess that's true. And then, junior year, 317 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,254 she'll fall for a handsome Southern fella 318 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:55,555 and get married, 319 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:57,057 and then she'll see his family for the holidays. 320 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,525 But then I won't see her at all. 321 00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:00,193 Well, she'll come home occasionally 322 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:01,695 until she has kids 323 00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:03,596 and then travel gets too hard with the twins. 324 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:05,565 Well, the twins are as much mine as they are hers. 325 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:08,035 She's gotta visit! She has no time. 326 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:09,336 The twins are in school, 327 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,504 and Erica got a job working the front office there 328 00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:12,539 and it's way too consuming. 329 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,142 Anyhow, let's watch that movie. 330 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,676 (BETTE MIDLER'S WIND BENEATH MY WINGS PLAYS) 331 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:17,845 ADULT ADAM: Lucky for me, I was able to use 332 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:20,247 the cheesiest effects the 80's had to offer. 333 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,649 Stop it! I'm trying to eat my Count Chocula! (TWINKLE) 334 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,318 And I showed my mom a world without Erica. 335 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,520 What did I tell you? Stop filming me... 336 00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:29,923 (TWINKLE) * You're everything I would like to be * 337 00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:31,759 I'm taking a Spanish quiz! I will kill you! 338 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:32,960 (TWINKLE) 339 00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:34,862 * I can fly higher than an eagle * 340 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:36,629 Okay, I don't know what this is, but you better stop... 341 00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:37,965 (TWINKLE) 342 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:40,467 I can't wait to leave this house and never come back! 343 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:41,668 Get out! (TWINKLE) 344 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:46,673 * For you are the wind beneath my wings * 345 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:51,812 (CLICK) (CRYING) Oh, my God! What have I done? 346 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,546 (SNIFFLES) I told my baby girl 347 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,548 she could move away from the family, 348 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:58,418 and now I'll never see her or the twins 349 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:01,721 because of that damn desk job at the school. 350 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,590 Are you just giving up? 351 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:05,893 That's not the Beverly Goldberg I know. 352 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:08,695 Oh, my God, you're so right. 353 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,331 I gotta get back that envelope she put in the mail! 354 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,166 Also, can I go to the beach with Jackie this weekend? 355 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:16,303 Yes, fine, do whatever! I gotta get my baby back! 356 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,739 (VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING) 357 00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:21,574 Poo! Who designed these things? 358 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,110 They're impossible to get into. 359 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:24,444 Uh, ma'am? Can I help you? 360 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:27,247 Yes. I accidentally dropped something in here, 361 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,916 and I desperately need to get it back. 362 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:31,051 (LAUGHING) Oh, yeah. Was it your keys? 363 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,552 You'd be surprised how many people... 364 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,355 Actually, it's that letter right there from Erica Goldberg. 365 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:37,157 She's my little baby girl. (CHUCKLES) 366 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,860 Do you have any I.D.? We can't just give out mail. 367 00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:41,128 It's a federal offense and all. 368 00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:43,230 Obviously, I knew that, 369 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,265 which is why I'm just gonna... Bloop! 370 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,234 Hey! I know where you live! 371 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,836 I don't give a (BLEEP) 372 00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:50,603 ADULT ADAM: As my mom was running away from a felony, 373 00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:52,840 Barry ran to the smartest man he knew. 374 00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:54,574 Pops! We need to talk. 375 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,110 As you can see, I've been hard at work on the chalkboard. 376 00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:58,411 Okay, why are people 377 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,713 always dragging chalkboards around this house? 378 00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:02,149 Doesn't matter! 379 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:05,052 There has been a great betrayal, and I find myself bunkerless. 380 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,319 Just get to the chalkboard. 381 00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:09,556 I've created a list of my greatest assets. 382 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:10,991 Do you think they'll help me survive 383 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,726 when this world turns into a radiated, barren wasteland? 384 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:16,463 Is this about that terrifying Day After movie? 385 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:18,065 Woof, that gave me the willies. 386 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:19,532 No! You're supposed to be 387 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:21,368 my wise and reassuring grandfather 388 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:22,970 that tells me everything's gonna be okay. 389 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:25,973 I'd like to, Bar, but look at this list. 390 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:28,241 You don't have a single useful skill, 391 00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:29,776 and I'm old! 392 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,979 We'll be the first to go when the end comes. 393 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,314 That's not comforting. Tell me about it. 394 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:35,482 What are we gonna do? 395 00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:37,517 I got kicked out of dad's pretend bunker, 396 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,953 which I pretended first. That's it. 397 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:42,189 We'll build our own bunker in the basement. 398 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,456 Dad will never allow that. 399 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,125 Then, you just gotta convince him. 400 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,127 To the chalkboard! To the chalkboard! 401 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,129 Oh, it's here. There it is. 402 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,532 Emory is gonna be so awesome. 403 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:53,633 Check out the brochure. 404 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,168 They have an incredible music program, 405 00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:58,071 and a brand-new recording studio that's open to undergrads. 406 00:13:58,105 --> 00:14:01,108 Or, funner idea, you stick around here 407 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:04,344 and attend the local junior college/welding academy. 408 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:07,114 (LAUGHING) Oh! Aww, that's sweet. You're gonna miss me. 409 00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:08,882 But too bad the check's in the mail 410 00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,350 and that ship has sailed. 411 00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:13,486 Here's the thing about that ship. 412 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,423 What is my college deposit doing back in this house? 413 00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:18,125 It's a funny story, really. 414 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:19,492 There is zero chance 415 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,929 that this story will amuse and delight me... zero! 416 00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:24,497 Well (CHUCKLES) it was in the mail. 417 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:28,301 but I thought (CLICKS TONGUE) "I don't want it in the mail." 418 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,503 So I took it out of the mail. 419 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,206 Why? Why? 420 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,008 Why? Why? 421 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:38,011 A certain unnamed schmoopie showed me a video 422 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:40,147 and made me realize that going to Georgia 423 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:42,749 is a bad decision for us. 424 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,452 Me. But wait. 425 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,720 I wrote a Mother's Day song that celebrates my love for you. 426 00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:50,290 Just, please, listen. Um... (PIANO PLAYS) 427 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,025 * For she's a jolly good mother 428 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:54,227 * For she's a jolly good mother 429 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:56,997 * For she's a jolly good mother 430 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,732 * Please let me go to college far away No. 431 00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,268 * That no mother can... Denied. 432 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:02,469 (STRIKES COUNTER) Damn it! 433 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,906 Bust out that zinc, 'cause your man 434 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,808 is going to the shore with you next weekend. 435 00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:09,842 That's amazing! 436 00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:12,012 You ruined my life! 437 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:13,947 Erica, how are things, dear sister? 438 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:16,049 What's going on? Well, your little beach bud made it 439 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,185 so that I can't go to the college of my dreams 440 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:20,187 just so he can suck face with you in the sand. 441 00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:21,754 Her words! 442 00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:22,956 But I wouldn't be opposed to it. 443 00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:25,658 I hope it was worth it, because you just lost a sister. 444 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,997 My Teddy Grahams! Uh, what was that? 445 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,531 They're little graham-cracker cookies 446 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:32,632 shaped like teddy bears. 447 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,067 No, I know what Teddy Grahams are, Adam. 448 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:35,202 I meant with your sister. 449 00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:37,537 I kinda made a video that ruined college for her 450 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,306 so we could hit the beach. 451 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,074 Anyway, does it get cold at night? 452 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:43,243 Should I bring a jacket? Um, that's horrible. 453 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,477 Yeah, it doesn't sound that great 454 00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:45,545 when I hear it out loud. 455 00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,747 Maybe a windbreaker, 'cause the ocean breeze. 456 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,783 I actually think it's best that I do my own thing for a while. 457 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:52,719 (***) 458 00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,591 ADULT ADAM: After his talk with Pops, 459 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:02,695 Barry was determined to brilliantly trick my dad into building a bunker. 460 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:05,132 Hey! What the hell? Sorry, had a hard day. 461 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:07,000 Thought I'd catch up on some world events 462 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:08,668 by listening to the radio. 463 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:11,704 BARRY: (MIMICS BEEPING) This is not a test 464 00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,606 of the Emergency Broadcast System. 465 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,809 Oh, no, this is real and completely serious, 466 00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:18,378 'cause the newscaster said so! 467 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,580 We have confirmation from President Reagan 468 00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:23,050 that Russia has launched a bunch of nukes at Jenkintown, 469 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,784 just like in that movie we all saw. 470 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,719 It's happening right now as we speak, 471 00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,621 live, here in the '80s. 472 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,491 I know, Dad. This is a very scary moment. 473 00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:34,827 It's so real, I don't know what to do. 474 00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:38,765 Ha! I only made that incredibly authentic newscast 475 00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:41,601 to scare you into seeing the truth. 476 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:44,337 I told you you're not building a dopey bunker in the basement. 477 00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:46,039 Thank you for keeping an open mind. 478 00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:48,408 I will also need money for the following items. 479 00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:51,778 "Seven hundred pounds of poured concrete, lifetime supply of potatoes, 480 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,147 "seven bottles of ketchup for the potatoes..." 481 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,349 There's one in the fridge. Just take that and go. 482 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:57,884 There's more. We need, "A chicken, 483 00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:00,787 "a cage for the chicken, medicine for the chicken, 484 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,522 "a chicken exercise-wheel, 485 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,991 "a lady chicken to keep the other chicken company." 486 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:08,261 Please stop asking me to build a life for this chicken! 487 00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:10,497 Did he say yes to the bunker? I said no! 488 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,931 Did you tell him about the chicken? 489 00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,366 I don't wanna hear about the chicken! 490 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,034 The chicken's the whole thing! 491 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,436 He doesn't care about the chicken! 492 00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,538 Murray, just buy the boy a chicken. 493 00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:21,308 No chicken! It's just a movie, Barry. 494 00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:24,411 Look me in the eye and tell me for sure... 495 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:27,680 for absolute sure... that this will never happen. 496 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,749 (***) 497 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:32,919 That's what I thought. 498 00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:34,721 ADULT ADAM: With that, my dad realized 499 00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,889 how truly terrified Barry felt. 500 00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:39,392 Meanwhile, I figured it was time to make things right. 501 00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:41,461 Come on, Mom, right this way. 502 00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,363 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 503 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,398 Wait, there's no cuddle fort down here. 504 00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:48,368 Yeah, I lied. Erica, he's here! 505 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,069 So, where's this cute mailman? 506 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:52,105 Hey! I lied about that, too. 507 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:54,040 We all need to sit down and talk. 508 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,676 If this is another adorable video to con me, 509 00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:57,744 it's not gonna work. 510 00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:59,779 Actually, this one's for both of you. 511 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,614 (BETTE MIDLER'S WIND BENEATH MY WINGS PLAYS) 512 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:04,083 ADULT ADAM: Turns out, that third and final Mother's Day gift 513 00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:06,052 would end up being the most important gift 514 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,288 I'd ever give in my whole life. 515 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,190 BEVERLY: Whoo! Good job! 516 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:13,560 Wow. Look at me, I was so young. 517 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:14,927 Not anymore. 518 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:17,964 ADULT ADAM: My video reminded them both 519 00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:21,434 that even though the years fly and we never stop growing, 520 00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:23,470 there are some things... Number one fan, Erica Goldberg. 521 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:26,072 ...that will never, ever change. 522 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,407 * It must have been cold there in my shadow * 523 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,209 You grew up so fast. 524 00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:31,344 Yeah, but I'll always be your little girl. 525 00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:35,382 I know, and I'll always be your mama, 526 00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:36,983 no matter where you are, 527 00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:39,252 even if it's... Georgia. 528 00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:40,853 Georgia? 529 00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:42,889 You mean... It's like I say... 530 00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:46,125 with the love of my children and 50 flights a year, 531 00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:47,327 we'll manage. 532 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,462 You said 20 flights. We'll figure it out. 533 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:51,664 * You always walked a step behind * 534 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:54,834 ADULT ADAM: In the end, my mom got her perfect Mother's Day. 535 00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,569 Not because she held us close, 536 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:59,572 but because she learned to let go. 537 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:01,608 As for my dad, he finally realized 538 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,243 just what Barry needed to hear. 539 00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:06,913 Listen, I was thinking about what you said. 540 00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:09,115 And the truth is, I'm scared, too. 541 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,618 You are? I'm terrified! 542 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,486 All I wanna do is protect my family, 543 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,288 and the thought that I might not be able to do it, 544 00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:16,689 that keeps me up at night. 545 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,026 So, what do we do? Nothing. 546 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,829 You just gotta live the life you got 547 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,397 and keep the ones you love close. 548 00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:29,068 * Did you ever know that you're my hero? * 549 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:30,470 I'm still scared, Dad. 550 00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:32,272 I know. 551 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,641 ADULT ADAM: The world can be a scary, unpredictable place. 552 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:37,477 But if we can be there for each other, 553 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,046 that's when life can truly surprise us. 554 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:43,115 President Reagan has been left "greatly depressed" 555 00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:44,484 after watching The Day After 556 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,419 and has decided to change his policy 557 00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:47,887 on nuclear proliferation. 558 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,356 ADULT ADAM: As crazy as it seems, 559 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:52,058 a single TV movie would end up saving the planet. 560 00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:54,727 And a little video I made in my room... 561 00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:56,162 Mama! (LAUGHS) 562 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,565 ...would forever change my sister's life. 563 00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:01,368 And in return, she ended up saving mine. 564 00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:03,936 Hey. 565 00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:05,372 I talked to your sister, and she said 566 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,106 that you aren't a total piece of crap 567 00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:08,408 and that you actually saved her life. 568 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,009 That's actually pretty high praise 569 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,111 coming from her, but it doesn't change the fact 570 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:14,080 I was a total... 571 00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:16,883 * I want you to know I know the truth * Wow. 572 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,685 Uh, thanks. 573 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,153 My...compliments to the chef. 574 00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:23,155 Next time, maybe just don't say anything. 575 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:24,924 Got it. 576 00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:26,593 ADULT ADAM: In the end, I never got 577 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,395 my beach adventure with my girlfriend. 578 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:30,863 But it didn't matter, 'cause I helped my sister 579 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:33,266 begin the adventure of a lifetime. 580 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,201 Thank you, Mommy. 581 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,804 Sure, none of us knew what the future would hold, 582 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:41,708 but that's what makes the journey so exciting. 583 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,243 * Oh, and I 584 00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:49,816 * I can fly higher than an eagle 585 00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,718 (***) 586 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:56,489 * You are the wind beneath my wings * (MOUTHING) 587 00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:59,225 (***) 588 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:04,697 Thought you might enjoy some great tunes as you prepare our dinner. 589 00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:06,299 BARRY: Beep. We interrupt dinner 590 00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:08,601 for the Emergency Broadcast System. 591 00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:11,504 Oh, no! This sounds serious and real! 592 00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:13,306 We have confirmation from the White House 593 00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:15,908 that radioactive zombies have attacked Jenkintown. 594 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,277 The military guys say the only way to outrun them 595 00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:21,314 is with a pair of brand-new, expensive Air Jordan sneakers. 596 00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:23,983 I don't own those! I'll be the first to go! 597 00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:26,586 What should we do? If the world's gonna end, 598 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,955 I'm gonna snuggle my baby till the zombies arrive. 599 00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:30,957 Stop! I'll just wear my Reeboks.