1 00:00:01,435 --> 00:00:02,936 ADULT ADAM: Ah, the Grateful Dead... 2 00:00:02,970 --> 00:00:06,207 They were the chillest jam band of the '80s, and wherever they went, 3 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:07,841 their die-hard fans would follow them. 4 00:00:07,875 --> 00:00:10,511 Back then, every school had the token Deadhead. 5 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:12,213 Ours was Matt Bradley. 6 00:00:12,246 --> 00:00:14,915 * I will get by 7 00:00:14,948 --> 00:00:16,217 So talented. So chill. 8 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:17,318 I will get by. 9 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:18,852 JTP! ALL: JTP! 10 00:00:18,886 --> 00:00:20,020 Where you guys been? 11 00:00:20,054 --> 00:00:22,556 I was at the Wawa, feeding that stray dog pizza. 12 00:00:22,590 --> 00:00:24,058 You missed out big-time. 13 00:00:24,092 --> 00:00:25,759 He loves pineapples, like a person. 14 00:00:25,793 --> 00:00:26,994 I told you, bro! Hilarious. 15 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,262 I eat those, and I'm a person. 16 00:00:28,296 --> 00:00:29,863 Come on. Let's go spit off a bridge. 17 00:00:29,897 --> 00:00:31,499 Actually, I think we'd rather just chill here 18 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:32,700 and watch Matt Bradley jam. 19 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:34,568 That guy? He's a stupid Deadhead. 20 00:00:34,602 --> 00:00:35,769 So? So? 21 00:00:35,803 --> 00:00:37,938 Their songs are, like, a million hours long, 22 00:00:37,971 --> 00:00:40,074 their crazy fans smell like armpits, 23 00:00:40,108 --> 00:00:41,742 and all they wear is tie-dye. 24 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:44,078 It's like, pick a color, bro. You can't have them all. 25 00:00:44,112 --> 00:00:46,814 Look past the swirly colors, man. Matt Bradley's a good egg. 26 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:48,882 We should totally make him a member of the JTP. 27 00:00:48,916 --> 00:00:53,954 No way! It's in our official bylaws that any potential JTP prospect 28 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:55,589 has to bring something new to the group. 29 00:00:55,623 --> 00:00:56,857 Dude, he's, like, a chick magnet. 30 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,392 We already got one, me! 31 00:00:58,426 --> 00:01:00,161 He's also, like, super-chill. 32 00:01:00,194 --> 00:01:03,664 I'm super-chill! I will physically hurt your face right now! 33 00:01:03,697 --> 00:01:05,099 At the very least, he's musical. 34 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:08,269 You want music? Watch and learn. 35 00:01:08,302 --> 00:01:12,039 Attention, adoring fans. Big Tasty is in the house! 36 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,207 You suck! 37 00:01:13,241 --> 00:01:15,476 That's right! I do rock. 38 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:17,245 JTP, drop a beat. 39 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:19,847 Um, Bar, history has proven that you say two good lines 40 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:22,683 and then you freeze u p and just repeat them over and over... 41 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:24,552 I said "Drop a beat"! 42 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:27,888 (BEATBOXING) 43 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,158 (RAPPING) * Check to the one and check to the two 44 00:01:30,191 --> 00:01:32,260 * Big Tasty's on the mic, rappin' at you 45 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:34,828 * 'Cause I'm checkin' to the one and I'm checkin' to the two 46 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:37,097 * Big Tasty's on the mic, rappin' for you 47 00:01:37,131 --> 00:01:39,066 * Checkity one and checkity two 48 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,468 He's stuck in a loop again. 49 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:42,203 * And I'm rappin' and I'm rappin' and I'm rappin' at you * 50 00:01:42,236 --> 00:01:45,806 (CROWD BOOS) And he's gonna get hit in the face in three, two... 51 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:47,541 * I'm twisted up inside 52 00:01:47,575 --> 00:01:50,411 * But nonetheless I feel the need to say 53 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:55,183 * I don't know the future 54 00:01:55,216 --> 00:01:58,219 * But the past keeps getting clearer every day * 55 00:01:59,753 --> 00:02:01,689 ADULT ADAM: It was March 8th, 1980-something, 56 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:05,259 and I was doing what I did best, being awesome. 57 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:07,661 (AS ROBOCOP) Dead or alive, you're coming with me. 58 00:02:07,695 --> 00:02:09,297 All right, my little Robo-Schmoop, 59 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:11,899 time to clean up your masterpiece so I can lay out mine. 60 00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:14,034 (NORMAL VOICE) But we're about to shoot Pops' big scene. 61 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:17,104 Adam, is that you? I can't see in this thing! 62 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,406 Just take five, Pops. 63 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:22,142 Finally! I'm shvitzing in this big box! 64 00:02:22,176 --> 00:02:25,413 What happened next would change my life forever. 65 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,650 (SLO-MO) Oh... 66 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:32,720 Fudge! 67 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:34,555 Only, I didn't say "Fudge." 68 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:37,991 I said the big one, the granddaddy of bad words, 69 00:02:38,025 --> 00:02:39,860 and it was not good. 70 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:42,830 Hey! 71 00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:43,997 You don't even want to know 72 00:02:44,031 --> 00:02:45,866 what this little muddy mouth just said. 73 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:48,336 You only get one helping of shrimp Parm tonight. 74 00:02:48,369 --> 00:02:50,304 You can have seconds on cheesy garlic bread, 75 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:51,405 but no thirds! 76 00:02:51,439 --> 00:02:52,873 It was an accident, okay? 77 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:54,174 Unacceptable! 78 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:56,810 I mean, where did you even learn such a potty word? 79 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:58,346 Nowhere. Answer me! 80 00:02:58,379 --> 00:03:00,047 Who taught you how to do this stuff? 81 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,315 You, all right? 82 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:03,484 I learned it by watching you! 83 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:06,287 Wha... What? 84 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:07,755 I have never! 85 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:08,856 Seriously? 86 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:10,324 What? I don't talk like that. 87 00:03:10,358 --> 00:03:11,625 ADULT ADAM: But she did. 88 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:14,061 Bev Bombs were dropped on a daily basis in our home. 89 00:03:14,094 --> 00:03:15,896 Holy (BLEEP)! I love that idea! 90 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:18,198 I hate drugs so (BLEEP) much! 91 00:03:18,232 --> 00:03:20,934 Adam used to be a good boy, and now he's a real (BLEEP). 92 00:03:20,968 --> 00:03:22,870 (BLEEPING) 93 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:27,241 (BLEEPING CONTINUES) 94 00:03:27,275 --> 00:03:28,376 Yeah! 95 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:31,512 Okay, maybe I do get saucy once in a blue moon, 96 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,547 but I can because I'm an adult. 97 00:03:33,581 --> 00:03:36,149 An adult who can't stop herself from talking like a lumberjack. 98 00:03:36,183 --> 00:03:38,319 Oh, really? Well, we'll see about that. 99 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,688 I'm starting a swear jar. 100 00:03:41,289 --> 00:03:42,590 My pickles! 101 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:44,925 You do realize that jar is way too small for you, right? 102 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:47,695 Oh, you'll see. I'm not gonna drop a penny into this thing. 103 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,763 Oh, well, then you won't mind if we use it for something awesome, 104 00:03:49,797 --> 00:03:51,599 like, I don't know, a trip to the Bahamas. 105 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:52,900 Or even more exciting... 106 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:55,135 A trip to Colonial Williamsburg! 107 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:57,070 We can finally get a picture in the stocks! 108 00:03:57,104 --> 00:03:58,772 You already have one! 109 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,675 But I want a new one. 110 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:04,044 Oh. Thou doth look so snuggly. (GIGGLES) 111 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,246 No more old-timey trips where we learn stuff. 112 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,615 I want to tan in the Bahamas. 113 00:04:07,648 --> 00:04:09,617 No one's going to the Bahamas. No one's going anywhere. 114 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:11,452 Of course not. And you know why? 115 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:13,654 Because my lips are squeaky-clean. 116 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:17,525 Yay! Making my kids better people is gonna be (BLEEP) fun. 117 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:18,926 ** 118 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:20,694 Yo, dude, we've been talking, 119 00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:22,195 and we want to make an official vote 120 00:04:22,229 --> 00:04:23,497 to induct Matt Bradley into the JTP. 121 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:24,998 We already decided. 122 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:26,834 He brings nothing new to the table. 123 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:28,336 Bro, he's got a snake. 124 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:31,238 A streamlined iguana? For real? 125 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,040 A deal's a deal. He's JTP-worthy. 126 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:35,743 Fine! We take a vote and never discuss it again. 127 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:38,211 All those in favor in accepting Matt Bradley 128 00:04:38,245 --> 00:04:40,448 as a member of the JTP, say "Aye." 129 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:42,716 ALL: Aye. Those opposed? Me. 130 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:44,985 And as we all know, I'm the leader, 131 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:46,954 so my vote counts as three. 132 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:48,989 And what does that mean? ALL: Tie vote. 133 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:50,791 And what happens in the event of a tie vote? 134 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:53,894 ALL: You win. Democracy in action! Let's go. 135 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:56,930 Yo, JTP, you meet Snake Plissken? 136 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,532 He poisonous? Nah. 137 00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:00,501 He's a boa, super-docile. 138 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:02,670 Lame. Oh, I was gonna see if you wanted to hold it. 139 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:04,171 Oh, yeah! I mean... No. 140 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:06,707 We took a vote. We reject you and your awesome viper. 141 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:08,041 That's not what the vote was for. 142 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:09,377 It was to be a member of the JTP. 143 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:11,044 Wow. I would be honored. 144 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:13,080 Don't be. You've already been rejected. 145 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:14,415 It was a landslide. 146 00:05:14,448 --> 00:05:16,717 Come on, Bar. At least give him a chance to take the membership test. 147 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:17,885 Membership test? 148 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:20,120 It's a series of riddles, trivia, and feats of strength. 149 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,689 Sounds rad. Fine! 150 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,924 I'll give you a shot. 151 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:26,159 But, as our charter states, once you fail, 152 00:05:26,193 --> 00:05:27,628 you can't ever be one of us. 153 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:29,296 You don't mess around in the JTP. 154 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,764 ALL: JTP! No! 155 00:05:30,798 --> 00:05:32,433 He's not a member! 156 00:05:32,466 --> 00:05:34,835 No call and response, JTP. 157 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:36,269 ALL: JTP. 158 00:05:36,303 --> 00:05:38,572 ADULT ADAM: As Matt Bradley was learning the rules of the JTP, 159 00:05:38,606 --> 00:05:40,808 my mom was setting up her own rules. 160 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,844 The rules are simple, You curse, you reimburse. 161 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:46,647 One dollar for every swear sworn in this household. 162 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,348 Well, I, for one, think this is a fantastic way 163 00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:50,250 to make us the very best people that we can be. 164 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:52,820 And go to the Bahamas and pierce my belly button. Forget I said that. 165 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,555 No one's going to the damn Bahamas. 166 00:05:54,588 --> 00:05:56,390 Bup-bup! That's a dollar in the swear jar, Dad. 167 00:05:56,424 --> 00:05:58,526 She's right, Murray. We have to live by example. 168 00:05:58,559 --> 00:06:01,094 I'm not paying for these morons to go to the Bahamas. 169 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:03,230 You know, "moron" may not be considered a curse word, 170 00:06:03,263 --> 00:06:05,499 but it really does feel like one emotionally. 171 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:07,535 I'll put 20 bucks in that thing 172 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:10,438 if I can call any moron who's acting like a moron 173 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:12,440 a moron anytime I want. 174 00:06:12,473 --> 00:06:13,841 50. Worth it. 175 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,075 Morons! 176 00:06:15,108 --> 00:06:17,645 You know what would teach us a super-valuable lesson? 177 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:20,514 Upping the fee for the big-time swears to 5 bucks a pop. 178 00:06:20,548 --> 00:06:22,583 Yes! Ooh! What a great idea. 179 00:06:22,616 --> 00:06:24,418 Oh, balls! It's really not! 180 00:06:24,452 --> 00:06:26,487 (LAUGHS) That's $5! 181 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:29,056 For "balls"? But it has so many meanings, 182 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:31,091 only one of which refers to one's nards. 183 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:34,394 That's $10! Yay! My babies are gonna be angels! 184 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:37,631 What have you done, dragon lady? 185 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:40,834 I've got $7 to my name. I'm already in debt. 186 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:42,670 Relax. I have a plan. 187 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:45,172 When it comes to swearing, we have self-control. 188 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:47,007 Lucky for us, our mom does not. 189 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:50,077 Oh, my God. You're gonna use the swear jar to scam Mom. 190 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:53,647 I ran the numbers. We need 723 big swear words. 191 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:55,749 If we can up Mom's swear rate to twice an hour 192 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:58,118 and nail her on some "hells" and "damn its" in between, 193 00:06:58,151 --> 00:07:00,187 we're gonna be slurping on strawberry daiquiris 194 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:02,255 in the Bahamas in 13 days. 195 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:03,657 How do we get her to swear more? 196 00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:05,258 Follow my lead. 197 00:07:05,292 --> 00:07:06,494 Hey, Mom? 198 00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:08,562 I've been thinking about it, and... 199 00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:10,464 You're more than a mom. 200 00:07:10,498 --> 00:07:12,733 You're also, like... A friend. 201 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,434 That's exactly how I feel! 202 00:07:14,468 --> 00:07:16,570 We're like best (BLEEP) friends! 203 00:07:16,604 --> 00:07:18,539 Oh. Wow. 204 00:07:18,572 --> 00:07:20,073 While I appreciate the enthusiasm, 205 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:22,142 you kind of just dropped a big-money word. 206 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:23,577 That'll be a fiver. 207 00:07:23,611 --> 00:07:24,978 Did I say "(BLEEP)"? 208 00:07:25,012 --> 00:07:27,915 I said it again! Oh! How many (BLEEP) was that? 209 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:28,982 (SIGHS) 210 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:30,684 Oh, (BLEEP) it. I'll just put in a $20. 211 00:07:30,718 --> 00:07:34,421 It's money well-spent for my delicious, talented superstar! 212 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:38,191 Mama! I'm cold, and nothing can keep me warm like your hug! 213 00:07:38,225 --> 00:07:41,128 Will you hug me till I'm all roasty and toasty inside? 214 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:42,763 (BLEEP) 215 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:45,499 (LAUGHING) You are so adorable! 216 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:46,767 (GASPS) 217 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:50,237 I'll get my purse. 218 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:52,072 (CHUCKLES) 219 00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:54,107 ADULT ADAM: As we bankrolled our trip to the Bahamas, 220 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:56,610 my brother was banking on Matt Bradley failing 221 00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:59,046 the impossible JTP entrance exam. 222 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:01,749 Let the trials of the JTP begin. 223 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:02,816 ALL: JTP! 224 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:04,552 First up, Smashball. 225 00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:07,220 Let's see you hit my unhittable knuckle melon. 226 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:09,489 ** 227 00:08:09,523 --> 00:08:13,093 Yes! But he destroyed that melon, and every other challenge. 228 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:14,261 Slushie chug. 229 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:17,097 No mere mortal can ingest an extra-large... 230 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:19,266 Done! Aah! My head! 231 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:21,201 But worth it! Dang! 232 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:22,936 He's unstoppable! He's immortal. 233 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:24,237 Riddles and trivia. 234 00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:25,773 A body is found in a locked room... 235 00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:27,140 Is the weapon an ice knife? 236 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:28,241 Damn it!! 237 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:30,510 Next category, busting balls. 238 00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:32,980 Come up with three insults for how short Andy is. 239 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,948 Oh. No, we don't have to do... 240 00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:36,349 Go! Andy's so tiny, 241 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:38,085 he uses a sock as a sleeping bag. 242 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:40,621 When Andy plays mini-golf, it's just called "Golf." 243 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:41,922 Did you hear Andy died? 244 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:44,391 He was bungee-jumping off a curb and the dental floss broke. 245 00:08:44,424 --> 00:08:45,593 Ohh! Ohh! 246 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:47,460 I feel completely humiliated. 247 00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:48,962 This guy's awesome! 248 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:52,332 Blindfolded Rubik's Cube, which no human can do, 249 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,067 which means you'll never be one of us. 250 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:56,036 Go! Bro, this isn't in the charter. 251 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:58,471 The charter is a living document, 252 00:08:58,505 --> 00:09:00,774 and, lucky for me, it makes it so he'll never be able to... 253 00:09:00,808 --> 00:09:02,009 Done! What? 254 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,510 That's awesome! 255 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:06,179 Dude! Am I in the JTP? ALL: JTP! 256 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,815 That means "yes." Cool! 257 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:08,949 So, what are we doing this weekend? 258 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:10,417 Well, I don't know what you'll be doing, 259 00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:13,153 but the O.G. JTP will be seeing the Fat Boys. 260 00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:14,622 I'd invite you, but it's sold out. 261 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:15,756 Why don't we go see the Dead? 262 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:17,024 They're playing at the fairgrounds. 263 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,659 Easy, new guy. 264 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:21,629 The JTP likes their music in rap form or not at all. 265 00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:23,563 Actually, I wouldn't mind switching it up a bit. 266 00:09:23,597 --> 00:09:25,398 Shut up, you tiny, little... 267 00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:28,268 Pocket... Man... Face... 268 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:29,502 Damn it, that's hard. 269 00:09:29,536 --> 00:09:31,204 That's a big thumbs-up on the Dead, Matty. 270 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:33,240 Wait. Barry, don't you own a van? 271 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:35,108 We could turn it into a Dead bus. Yes! 272 00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:36,644 For sure! A van-bus! 273 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:39,479 No! That's our A-Team van we're taking to the Fat Boys! 274 00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:41,782 And, like all other JTP decisions, 275 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:44,217 we're putting this concert to a vote. 276 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:46,920 Who wants to see the Fat Boys tomorrow? 277 00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:48,455 That's three votes for Fat Bays. 278 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:49,790 Why do you count as three? 279 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:51,091 'Cause don't question it. 280 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:52,425 Now, how many of you want to go see 281 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:54,227 that weird, lame thing I don't want to do? 282 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,029 One, two, three... 283 00:09:57,665 --> 00:09:58,832 Four? 284 00:09:58,866 --> 00:10:00,267 Grateful Dead, it is. 285 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,601 You're gonna love it, JTP. 286 00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:04,204 ALL: (CHANTING) JTP! JTP! JTP! 287 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:06,473 (CHANTING CONTINUES) They have four votes. 288 00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:09,176 I'll never get to bulldoze my closest friends again! 289 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:10,443 This is a nightmare! 290 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:16,149 ADULT ADAM: It had been a week, and my mom's little swearing problem 291 00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:17,617 had gone from bad to worse. 292 00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:19,486 What'd you say now? Nothing. 293 00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:21,354 What, did Erica get another solo? 294 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:24,892 No. Adam wrote "Adam hearts Mama" on his Trapper Keeper. 295 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:27,194 I had no choice. He hearts me. 296 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:29,062 Damn it! I am slowly paying 297 00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:31,298 for a trip to the Bahamas that I don't want to take. 298 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:34,234 I hate to be that person, but you said "Damn it." 299 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:35,435 That's a buck. 300 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,437 Don't you see what the kids are doing to you? 301 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,339 They're using your dirty mouth against you. 302 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:40,808 ADULT ADAM: It was at that moment 303 00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:43,510 that my mom finally realized she was being played. 304 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:46,013 Oh, my God! They're fleecing me! 305 00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:48,581 It's time I teach them a real lesson. 306 00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:51,118 I've been thinking, Schmoops. 307 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:54,587 This jar has been so effective at stopping my potty mouth, 308 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:56,623 I figured everyone should have a jar. 309 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:57,991 I don't know what your angle is here, 310 00:10:58,025 --> 00:11:00,527 but I'm gonna have to say... Phbt! Pass. 311 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,796 Oh, sweetie, such attitude. 312 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:04,497 Luckily, now we have this. 313 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,734 Dollar, please. 314 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:09,870 A "Baditude" jar? That's not a thing. Oh, it is. 315 00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:12,072 Every time you lip off, it'll cost you a dollar. 316 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:13,606 Well, that's incredibly stupid! 317 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:16,509 (GASPS) Baditude! Now it's $2. 318 00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:18,445 Just stop giving them baditude! 319 00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:20,047 I don't know how not to! 320 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,715 This isn't fair! What about him? 321 00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:23,751 Don't worry. Got you covered. 322 00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:24,852 An "Adam" jar? 323 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,586 You pay up any time you say any weird stuff 324 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:29,289 about space or robits or space robits. 325 00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:31,324 So the Adam jar is just a nerd jar? 326 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,993 Yeah. That's very hurtful! 327 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,562 Hey, your Robit-Cop movie started this whole mess. 328 00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:37,164 RoboCop isn't a robot. 329 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,631 If anything, he's a cyborg, 330 00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:40,600 which falls under the umbrella of android, 331 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:42,035 which means I'll put in a dollar. 332 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:45,338 See? We're all just using these jars to become better people. 333 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:48,976 By the end, I'll curse less, Erica will be a ray of sunshine, 334 00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:51,311 and Adam will be more... Accessible. 335 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:52,846 But we don't have that kind of money. 336 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:55,548 Unless you have some way for us to steal fractions of a penny 337 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:58,551 off every bank transaction, a la Superman III. 338 00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:00,020 Dollar. Just stop talking! 339 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:03,256 I can't! It's like the Nothing in the NeverEnding Story. 340 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:04,624 It can't be stopped! 341 00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:06,026 Dollar. Just don't speak! 342 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,996 I'm like Indy when he drank the black blood of the Kali. 343 00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,697 I can't help myself! Dollar. 344 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,032 Don't worry. 345 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:15,135 We'll just take money from my swear jar and put it into yours. 346 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,636 The proceeds from your jars 347 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:19,006 will go towards a trip to Colonial Williamsburg! 348 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,340 You think you'll beat us? 349 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:21,875 Well, I'll be an utter delight, 350 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:23,911 and Adam won't even be a little bit nerdy. 351 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:26,346 Yeah! I'll be as cool as the ice planet Hoth. 352 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,215 $5. Just stop talking! 353 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:31,318 ADULT ADAM: And so we were forced to avoid being our usual selves. 354 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:33,153 Meanwhile, Pops was watching TV 355 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,923 as Barry forced himself to like the Grateful Dead. 356 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,925 (GROANS) Stupid Grateful Dead. 357 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:41,194 I've been listening to a bass guitar solo for 20 minutes. 358 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:42,629 That's a lot of bass. 359 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:45,698 Everyone knows no song can be longer than 10 minutes 360 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,100 unless it's The Sugar Hill Gang. 361 00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:50,003 I know what'll make you feel better. What's Happening!! 362 00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:51,204 And I told you... 363 00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:53,240 This kid Matt Bradley is trying to take my place 364 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,442 as supreme and almighty leader of the JTP. 365 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,677 No, I'm saying What's Happening!! 366 00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:59,712 I'm losing my posse! 367 00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:01,214 How are you not getting this? 368 00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:04,284 I get it! I mean... What's Happening!! 369 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:07,320 I told you what's happening 10 times! 370 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:09,422 ADULT ADAM: Much like my mom, who tended to swear, 371 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,590 this is what Pops usually said. 372 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,559 What's happening? What's happening? 373 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:13,994 What's happening? What's happening? 374 00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,095 What's happening? 375 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:17,597 What's happening? 376 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,767 Oh! What's Happening!! 377 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,635 I love Rerun on these reruns. 378 00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:24,171 This is a classic. 379 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,906 Rerun tries to bootleg a show, 380 00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:28,741 and then the Doobie Brothers stop an entire concert 381 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:30,177 when they see Rerun taping them. 382 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:31,544 Thanks for ruining it. 383 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,713 Wait a minute. He ruined the concert. 384 00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:34,848 That's it! 385 00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:37,217 I'll record the Dead concert and get caught. 386 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:40,520 I'm gonna really ask this time... What's happening? 387 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:42,389 I'll tell you what's happening. 388 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:46,259 I'm gonna make sure the JTP never see a Dead show again. 389 00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:48,028 ** 390 00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:49,562 Oh, there you are. 391 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,965 Erica, do me a favor and empty the dishwasher. 392 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,466 I would love to do that, Mother. 393 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,869 So nice of you. Also, clean the gutters. 394 00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:57,337 What? Hold it together. 395 00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,472 Fun... That would be. 396 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,109 ADULT ADAM: My mom was playing us just like we played her, 397 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,843 and then she pulled out the big guns. 398 00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:06,813 I heard there's a new Star Track movie coming out. 399 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:10,050 We should go see it, huh? Go see Star Track? 400 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,552 That is... A title you would say. 401 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,922 And I heard the best thing about the space movie 402 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:18,391 is this one superhero named Hans Olo. 403 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,827 Run, Adam! Run! No! I got to say it. 404 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,430 His name is Han Solo, not Hans. 405 00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:26,133 He's a rogue smuggler, not a Danish shoe cobbler. 406 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,200 You boned us. 407 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:30,803 Han Solo is from Star Wars, 408 00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:32,472 not Star Trek. 409 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:35,175 And it's Trek, by the way, not "Track"! 410 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,477 Colonial Williamsburg, here we come! 411 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,913 Oh, you're gonna look so cute with your (BLEEP) musket. 412 00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,181 Aha! You swore! 413 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,716 I knew that she wouldn't last long. So predictable. 414 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:44,918 Baditude! 415 00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:46,819 Huh! Someone can't keep their (BLEEP) together. 416 00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:48,989 Ha! Who can't keep it together now? 417 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:51,591 This is more twists and turns than the Battle of Endor! 418 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:52,792 Adam jar! 419 00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,727 Stop talking, you giant nerd! 420 00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:55,862 Baditude jar! 421 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,397 (CHUCKLES) This is too (BLEEP) easy. 422 00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:58,698 BOTH: Swear jar! 423 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,134 ADULT ADAM: With that, the jar wars were on. 424 00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:03,703 Meanwhile, it was all peace and love at The Grateful Dead show. 425 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,905 Dude, this 45-minute song is amazing. 426 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,340 And everyone's so nice. 427 00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:09,576 Yeah, especially that one guy that invited me to live with him 428 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,844 and those 10 other guys over there on that patch of lawn. 429 00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:13,080 Hey, wouldn't it be awesome 430 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:14,982 if we could listen to this concert later? 431 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,117 What's all that? 432 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,552 Definitely not illegal bootleg equipment 433 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,122 that'll allow me to profit after selling them later! 434 00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:23,790 Hey, pal, you trying to tape the show? 435 00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:26,326 Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh! 436 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,560 We're gonna have to go, huh? 437 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,396 For sure. Taping section's way over there. 438 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,597 You can go on down. 439 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,132 ADULT ADAM: Unfortunately for my brother, 440 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,834 he picked the one band chill enough to let you tape them. 441 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:37,170 Barry, you're the man. You just scored us better seats. 442 00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:40,473 Why? What kind of band allows you to tape their entire concert? 443 00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:41,741 This doesn't make any sense. 444 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,411 Dead are a band of the people. Music's for everyone. 445 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,712 They're so nice. 446 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,247 Now I hate them even more! 447 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,648 They were supposed to kick us out! 448 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:51,251 Whoa. So, you wanted to ruin this for us? 449 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,053 I mean, not ruin. I was just... 450 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:54,221 Not cool, bro. 451 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:57,190 Yeah, man. You're, like, a bad friend to the JTP. 452 00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:58,325 ALL: JTP. 453 00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,393 Hey! I started this posse. 454 00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:02,362 Without me, there is no JTP. 455 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:05,532 You didn't say "JTP" back. 456 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,500 Matt is right. You're a selfish friend. 457 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:10,070 Yeah, and if that's how you want to run the JTP, 458 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,838 then we don't want you in it. 459 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,473 Fine. I don't care. 460 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,942 I'll start a better, more badass posse without you. 461 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,410 See you around, Tasty. 462 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:20,680 ** 463 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:29,756 ADULT ADAM: Since my brother lost control of the JTP, 464 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:32,659 he decided to assemble a better crew... He hoped. 465 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:35,795 Okay, welcome to my all-new and improved posse. 466 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,098 I'm Big Tasty, founder and leader. 467 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:40,033 First order of business, we need a name. 468 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,934 How about Rush? How about hush? 469 00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:43,603 No Rush, no Atkins. 470 00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:45,572 Later. 471 00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:48,441 Okay, so, our name has to have "Jenkintown" in it. 472 00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:51,378 I was thinking the Jenkintown Awesome Group. 473 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,146 Wait, you want us to be the JAGs? 474 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,548 (IN RUSSIAN ACCENT) This is name for unbearable loser, yes? 475 00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:56,616 A jag? 476 00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:59,619 Foreign kid's right. I don't want to be a jag. 477 00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:02,021 Also, why is there an old man in our super-cool group? 478 00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:04,491 Every group has a life of the party, 479 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:05,992 and that's Pops. 480 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,561 I'm our badass leader, Sergei's the funny one. 481 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,830 And, of course, we got our wild card, Naked Dan. 482 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:11,964 Naked Dan? 483 00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,166 This is weird. I'm out. 484 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,435 Is decided. Naked Sergei! 485 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:18,638 ADULT ADAM: While Barry was realizing what the JTP meant to him, 486 00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:21,508 the jar wars had taken on a whole new meaning. 487 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,211 (CLOCK TICKING) 488 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,420 You know, I never thought I'd say these words, 489 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,355 but the silence is making me crazy. 490 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,489 Somebody say something! 491 00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:38,057 Uh-uh! If I say anything, 492 00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:40,593 we're gonna end up in Colonial Williams-turd. 493 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:42,829 Baditude! That's $5. 494 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:46,766 Pay up for comparing our beloved U.S. history to poo-poos. 495 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:48,535 Poo-poos! 496 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,504 All right, enough! I'm putting an end to this once and for all. 497 00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:52,939 Hey, I only made these other jars 498 00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:55,808 'cause you made me realize that they were playing me. 499 00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:58,445 Of course they were. They're awful. 500 00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,012 That's part of their charm, 501 00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,714 just like swearing's part of yours. 502 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:04,917 But Adam was right, he learned it from watching me. 503 00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:07,287 You swear because you care. 504 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,156 And I wouldn't want to change that. 505 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,557 For sure. Sadly, he's right. 506 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,024 And I'm not changing. 507 00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:13,893 I'm gonna keep calling them morons 508 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,628 because they act like morons. 509 00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:19,699 And I can't change the fact saying "Star Track" will always bother me. 510 00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:22,669 And there's, like, zero chance of me changing my crap attitude, 511 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,237 'cause you're all lame. 512 00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,839 See? We are who we are. 513 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,208 And I love it! 514 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,177 Dad's right. I feel the same way. 515 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:33,313 So, we all agree, no more jar wars. 516 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,548 "Jar wars" sounds like Star Wars! 517 00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,384 Oh, God, it felt so good to say. 518 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,886 ADULT ADAM: With that, the jar wars came to an end. 519 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,354 Meanwhile, my brother was hoping 520 00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:43,055 for a new beginning with his friends. 521 00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:44,924 Hey. 522 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,393 Can I talk to you guys? 523 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:50,897 Come on, guys. Give him a chance. 524 00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:52,665 Thanks, man. 525 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:56,135 I was a jerk, okay? 526 00:18:56,169 --> 00:19:00,740 Look, the three of you are the first real friends I ever had, 527 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:03,142 and I just didn't want to lose you to someone else and be all alone again. 528 00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:05,412 Dude. Dude. 529 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:08,215 Dude! So, to make it up to you, 530 00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:10,583 I bought tickets to the next Dead show. 531 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:13,786 Hoping maybe I can tag along? 532 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,788 Don't look at me. I'm not the leader. 533 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,690 No one is. We're just... 534 00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:20,327 The JTP. 535 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,494 ALL: JTP. 536 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:24,264 Uh, Bar, these tickets are for Fairmount Park. 537 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:25,732 How are we supposed to get there? 538 00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:29,168 No way! Awesome! 539 00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:31,404 This seems like a big move for a band we just got into, 540 00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:32,839 but I like it. Yep. 541 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,574 (THE GRATEFUL DEAD'S TOUCH OF GREY PLAYS) 542 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,243 Good to have you back, Big Tasty. 543 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:38,711 It's good to be back, Matt Bradley. 544 00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,413 ADULT ADAM: It was official. 545 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:43,182 The JTP had their newest, chillest member, 546 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,752 Matt Bradley. 547 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,887 And to this very day, 548 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,890 he's still my brother's closest, dearest friend. 549 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:54,727 That's what happens when you open your heart and let someone in. 550 00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:58,398 What's this? 551 00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:00,467 We mapped out the best route to Williamsburg. 552 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:04,036 We took all the money from the swear jars and booked a hotel room. 553 00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:05,838 We thought you deserved a trip. 554 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,074 And I say that without any attitude. 555 00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:11,378 * I will get by 556 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:15,214 I truly, madly, deeply love you so (BLEEP) much, 557 00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:16,616 I can't stand it. 558 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,150 Us too, Mama. 559 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,489 Guess I'm schlepping to Williamsburg. 560 00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:24,824 Morons. 561 00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:26,926 ADULT ADAM: 'Cause in the end, no matter what you go through... 562 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:29,028 * I will get by 563 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,298 If you have your friends and family by your side, 564 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:32,765 you will get by. 565 00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:35,735 * I will get by 566 00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:38,004 ** 567 00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:41,408 ADAM: Will Matthew Bradley come out as a winner today? 568 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,678 He's got the smile. 569 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:48,915 Or will Barry Goldberg be a winner today? 570 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:57,290 The cream is then agitated by the motion of the stick, 571 00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:59,258 creating thick, rich butter. 572 00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:01,160 Ma'am, would you like to give it a try? 573 00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:02,329 I'm good. 574 00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:03,796 I'm approaching the natives now. 575 00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:04,897 They seem to have a leader. 576 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,099 Dude, no! I told you not to do this. 577 00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:09,035 Greetings, Colonial settlers. 578 00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:11,304 I have come from the year 2032 579 00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:13,473 to warn you of impending doom. 580 00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:14,807 Everyone disregard. 581 00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:16,909 Time travel is not part of the tour. Not part of the tour! 582 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,411 See, I knew you'd say that. 583 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:20,046 Proving that I'm from the future, 584 00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:21,514 where robots have taken over 585 00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:25,352 and their power source is pure, thick, rich butter! 586 00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:27,920 I'm starting up the Adam jar again. It's for your own good. 587 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:31,090 One of the female followers is a sad loner with no boyfriend.