1 00:00:01,635 --> 00:00:03,771 ADULT ADAM: Ah, the child stars of the '80's. 2 00:00:03,804 --> 00:00:04,838 They were the coolest kids around, 3 00:00:04,872 --> 00:00:06,307 and we all wanted to be them. 4 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:07,375 As fate would have it, 5 00:00:07,408 --> 00:00:09,710 one grew up with me in Jenkintown. 6 00:00:09,743 --> 00:00:10,978 It was R.D. Robb, 7 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:13,013 and I kind of knew him, sort of. 8 00:00:13,047 --> 00:00:15,116 Well, go on, smartass, and do it. 9 00:00:15,149 --> 00:00:17,685 Guys, look, it's R.D. Robb from school. 10 00:00:17,718 --> 00:00:20,221 I can't believe my best friend is famous and on TV. 11 00:00:20,254 --> 00:00:22,856 Dude, you said two words to R.D. on the school bus. 12 00:00:22,890 --> 00:00:24,958 Now that he's famous, he's suddenly your best pal? 13 00:00:24,992 --> 00:00:26,627 We traded Matchbox cars in third grade. 14 00:00:26,660 --> 00:00:27,861 That's not nothing. 15 00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:29,997 You know, now that R.D. is on TV, 16 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:32,300 I am realizing that he is totally hot. 17 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:33,734 Yeah, dude is so lucky. 18 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:35,803 Did you know his mom is the top talent manager in the city? 19 00:00:35,836 --> 00:00:38,206 Oh, yeah, Edie Robb's got a sharp eye. 20 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:40,908 I've seen her scoop a kid up in the frozen-food aisle 21 00:00:40,941 --> 00:00:42,910 and put him on the cover of Bop magazine. 22 00:00:42,943 --> 00:00:44,445 Bop is the gateway to TigerBeat. 23 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:46,747 Hold up. You know Edie Robb? 24 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:47,981 Loosely. 25 00:00:48,015 --> 00:00:49,750 She and my mom swim in the same yenta circles. 26 00:00:49,783 --> 00:00:51,519 They get their pastrami from the same deli guy. 27 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,321 What the hell are you waiting for, bro? 28 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:55,156 Ask her to be your manager and make you famous. 29 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:56,490 Wrong! 30 00:00:56,524 --> 00:00:58,292 If anyone's gonna be famous, it's gonna be me. 31 00:00:58,326 --> 00:01:00,294 Please, what makes you think you can be famous? 32 00:01:00,328 --> 00:01:01,695 'Cause I can play any part. 33 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:04,998 Badass action star, romantic lead, comic relief, 34 00:01:05,032 --> 00:01:06,467 plus I do accents. 35 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:08,336 I'm from Russia. Blue jeans. 36 00:01:08,369 --> 00:01:11,004 The only talent you have is being delusional. 37 00:01:11,038 --> 00:01:12,506 I'll make you eat those words 38 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:15,176 once Haim and Feldman make me the third Corey. 39 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:17,411 How can you be a Corey? Your name's Barry. 40 00:01:17,445 --> 00:01:18,946 Being a Corey is a way of life. 41 00:01:18,979 --> 00:01:20,114 And when we're on set, 42 00:01:20,148 --> 00:01:21,949 I'm gonna make you my sad little assistant 43 00:01:21,982 --> 00:01:23,617 and I'll say, "Go get me a Coke." 44 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:25,519 Then you'll come back and give me a Coke 45 00:01:25,553 --> 00:01:27,421 and then I'll yell, "I said Diet Coke!" 46 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:29,590 And then you'll cry, "No, you said Coke!" 47 00:01:29,623 --> 00:01:31,392 And then I'll say, "Don't you ever question me 48 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:32,960 "in front of the other two Coreys." 49 00:01:32,993 --> 00:01:34,795 Well, then I'll throw the Coke in your face, 50 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:36,530 and the director will see my passion 51 00:01:36,564 --> 00:01:38,499 and make me the lead of Lost Boys 2. 52 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:39,833 And now I'm a Corey. 53 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:41,702 There can't be four Coreys! 54 00:01:41,735 --> 00:01:43,404 Well, then we take a vote, and you're out. 55 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:44,572 You can't do that! 56 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:46,907 I own a Camaro and a beach house. 57 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,210 It takes a ton of money keeping up with the Coreys, 58 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:51,011 and now I'm broke, thanks to you! 59 00:01:51,044 --> 00:01:52,346 (BOTH GRUNTING) 60 00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:54,282 We're just gonna go... 61 00:01:54,315 --> 00:01:55,549 I'm the Corey! 62 00:01:57,050 --> 00:01:58,852 * I'm twisted up inside 63 00:01:58,886 --> 00:02:01,722 * But nonetheless I feel the need to say 64 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:06,394 * I don't know the future 65 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:09,397 * But the past keeps getting clearer every day * 66 00:02:11,232 --> 00:02:13,901 ADULT ADAM: It was February 22, 1980-something, 67 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:17,471 and the punk-rock revolution was taking over our town. 68 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:19,507 Yikes, what happened to Matt Bradley? 69 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:21,842 He looks like Billy Idol's suburban nephew. 70 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:23,644 I think the punk look is crazy-hot. 71 00:02:23,677 --> 00:02:25,379 He's such a bad boy. 72 00:02:25,413 --> 00:02:26,847 Hey, I'm a bad boy. 73 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,216 Chill. I'm just suggesting 74 00:02:28,249 --> 00:02:29,517 that Matt's an attractive, single dude, 75 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:31,485 and Erica's an attractive single girl. 76 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:32,953 Maybe she's ready to get back out there. 77 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,423 Erica, heard you were ready to get back out there. 78 00:02:35,456 --> 00:02:36,857 Go away, Dave Kim. 79 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:39,460 You'll know when it's right. Take your time. 80 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:41,028 And that's a no on Matt, too. 81 00:02:41,061 --> 00:02:42,330 Dating bad boys is your thing. 82 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:44,365 Obviously. That's why she locked me down. 83 00:02:44,398 --> 00:02:45,866 Honey, you're kind and sweet 84 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:47,067 and that's why I like you. 85 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:48,502 But you're the opposite of punk rock. 86 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:49,737 Then I'll become 87 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:51,772 the opposite of the opposite of punk rock. 88 00:02:51,805 --> 00:02:53,774 So, punk rock. Please don't, Barry. 89 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:54,908 You just can't pull it off. 90 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:56,877 Oh, I'll pull it all the way off. 91 00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:58,912 I'll become the punkiest punk-ass punk 92 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:01,014 this school has ever seen. 93 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:02,516 What are you doing? Nothing. 94 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:04,585 Remember how Barry got jealous of Boy George, 95 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:05,819 so he dressed up like him? 96 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:07,555 Well, now Barry's gonna go all-out to be punk 97 00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:09,657 and oh, my God, you did this on purpose. 98 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,792 Punk is super sexy. I want to see Barry 99 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:13,461 in a studded leather jacket and tight jeans 100 00:03:13,494 --> 00:03:14,862 and don't gag like you always do. 101 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:15,996 I'm sorry, I can't... 102 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:17,265 (GAGGING) Help it. 103 00:03:17,298 --> 00:03:19,300 (GAGGING) 104 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:20,868 You two make me ill. 105 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:24,171 Matt Bradley, I have huge news. 106 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,639 You're gonna be my Mentos. 107 00:03:25,673 --> 00:03:28,509 You want me to be a European mint candy? 108 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,478 No, I want you to teach me how to talk and dress. 109 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:31,679 You know, be a punk. 110 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,847 Dude, punk isn't just some cheap look. 111 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:36,917 It's a counterculture, a musical movement, a life choice. 112 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,151 No one cares about that. 113 00:03:38,185 --> 00:03:39,287 Hold up. What's in this for me? 114 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,521 Well, if you do a good job, 115 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:42,590 I'll make you a member of the JTP. Is that a band? 116 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:44,725 Jenkintown Posse is more of a small, 117 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:46,594 weirdly tight-knit friend group. 118 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:48,329 Well, it has been hard to find people 119 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:49,930 to sit with at lunch. 120 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:51,198 I think people are afraid of me. 121 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,334 Aw, 'cause you dress like a lady ghost? 122 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:55,202 What? No. Doesn't matter. 123 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,438 I'm in your hands. Mentos me. 124 00:03:57,471 --> 00:03:59,273 ADULT ADAM: As Barry got schooled in punk, 125 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:02,075 I was teaching my mom about my future in showbiz 126 00:04:02,109 --> 00:04:04,478 by cutting together my very first acting reel. 127 00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:06,947 Nothing beats a Gino's burger. 128 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:11,985 I can do all my own stunts. 129 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,423 (SOBBING) It should've been me. 130 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:16,957 It should've been me! 131 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:21,194 And I got all the modern moves. 132 00:04:21,228 --> 00:04:22,996 Do the wolf. Do the wolf. 133 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:24,097 Do the wolf. 134 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,374 (LAUGHING) 135 00:04:33,407 --> 00:04:35,643 So, you think I got what it takes? 136 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:37,711 Squishie, you're so talented 137 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:40,213 they should give you all the Oscars. 138 00:04:40,247 --> 00:04:42,583 Best Little Snuggle Goblin, Adam Goldberg. 139 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:43,851 Adam F. Goldberg. 140 00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:45,285 I don't want to get confused 141 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:47,087 with the other Adam Goldberg in my school. 142 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,722 He's got more of a Jim Jarmusch vibe, 143 00:04:48,756 --> 00:04:49,823 and I'm more of a Jim Varney. 144 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:51,692 Honey, I don't care about that guy, 145 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:53,093 and neither does anyone else. 146 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,796 You are my favorite Adam Goldberg in the world. 147 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:57,831 So, does this mean you'll show Edie my reel? 148 00:04:57,865 --> 00:04:59,132 When I'm done with her, 149 00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:01,702 Edie Robb will not only represent you, 150 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:04,071 she's gonna make you a star. 151 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:05,973 You know, usually I'm skeptical 152 00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:07,741 of your blind support of my talents, 153 00:05:07,775 --> 00:05:09,510 but I think you might be right about this one. 154 00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:11,211 (LAUGHING) 155 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:12,746 (DOORBELL RINGING) 156 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,849 Hey. I'm Matt, I'm here to see... 157 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:18,786 Let me make this easy on you, Weird Fonzie. 158 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,988 Erica's already got a boyfriend. 159 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:22,690 His name is Dante Kremp, 160 00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:24,024 and he lives across the street. 161 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:25,426 Dad, what are you doing? 162 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:27,160 Um, I'm here for Barry. 163 00:05:27,595 --> 00:05:29,096 (GROANS) 164 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:31,599 Hey, there's my punk-rock sensei. 165 00:05:31,632 --> 00:05:32,800 What's happening with your head? 166 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,167 I'm a punk now. 167 00:05:34,201 --> 00:05:35,903 Deal with it, you corporate shill. 168 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:37,270 (GROANS) 169 00:05:37,304 --> 00:05:38,939 That's how punks talk to authority, right? 170 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:40,841 No. I got a lot to learn. 171 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:43,043 Matt, this is the JTP. ALL: JTP. 172 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:44,712 JTP, this is Matt. ALL: Matt. 173 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:46,680 Time for me to enter the next level of punk 174 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:47,781 and pierce my ear. 175 00:05:47,815 --> 00:05:48,882 This cannot go wrong. 176 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:50,718 Uh, dad, what the hell was that? 177 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:52,219 Yeah, what was that? 178 00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:53,754 I'm talking about you saying 179 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:55,055 that I'm still dating Drew Kremp, 180 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:57,290 which is his actual name, Not Dante. 181 00:05:57,324 --> 00:05:58,826 By your tone, 182 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,360 I'm guessing you two broke up. 183 00:06:00,394 --> 00:06:01,829 Three years ago! 184 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,897 Do you seriously not know anything about me? 185 00:06:03,931 --> 00:06:05,899 Peanut, I'm just bad at names, 186 00:06:05,933 --> 00:06:07,901 especially when the people don't interest me. 187 00:06:07,935 --> 00:06:09,670 ADULT ADAM: Like most dads back then, 188 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:10,838 our dad knew nothing of our lives, 189 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:12,239 let alone the names of our friends. 190 00:06:12,272 --> 00:06:14,508 Name one of my friends, just one. 191 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:16,677 Bill's daughter. Whose name is... 192 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,846 La...Vondra. 193 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:19,980 LaVondra? 194 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:21,214 Larla. Larla? 195 00:06:21,248 --> 00:06:24,184 Wow! You just don't care about me at all! 196 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:25,686 Unreal. 197 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:29,289 Mur, would it kill you for once in your life to make an effort? 198 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:31,959 Fine. Tell me some stuff about the girl one. 199 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:33,994 Well, Erica's heartbroken 200 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:35,663 because she's in love with a boy 201 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:37,865 who's not interested in her anymore. 202 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,132 What boy? Geoff. 203 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:41,034 The kid with the giant head? No. 204 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:43,070 The one with the teeny head? Who are these people? 205 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:45,005 I'm talking about Geoff Schwartz, 206 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:47,074 the kid who's around here all the time. 207 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:49,677 So that's why she's always terrible. 208 00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:51,311 This has nothing to do with me at all. 209 00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:54,081 No, it's mostly you. 210 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:56,617 ADULT ADAM: So my dad set out to make Erica's life better. 211 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:58,118 Hey, you. 212 00:06:58,151 --> 00:06:59,386 ADULT ADAM: Or not. 213 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,321 You're my son's friend, right? Uh, yes. 214 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:03,891 And you've been in love with Erica for a long time? 215 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,225 (LAUGHING) Like, forever. 216 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,827 She finally loves you back. 217 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:08,629 Mazel Tov. 218 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:10,764 Did that just happen? Don't question it. 219 00:07:10,798 --> 00:07:12,500 Everything's coming up Dave Kim. 220 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:15,836 ADULT ADAM: As my dad was screwing up love, my mom was nailing down 221 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:17,638 a showbiz connection with Edie Robb, 222 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:19,139 kid manager to the stars. 223 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:21,875 I'll give you this... Very good burger work. 224 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:23,511 He's got a nice bite-and-smile. 225 00:07:23,544 --> 00:07:24,712 I knew it! 226 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:27,114 My baby Brando was made for the silver screen. 227 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:28,916 So, you'll sign him? Absolutely. 228 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:31,318 I like you, Bev. You know how to schmooze. 229 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:33,153 I love to schmooze. Obviously. 230 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:34,354 We're schmoozing right now. 231 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:35,989 So, what are we picturing here? 232 00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:39,026 Uh, soap-opera hunk? Swashbuckling action hero? 233 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:41,194 Love interest for the hot girl on My Two Dads? 234 00:07:41,228 --> 00:07:44,331 You know what? They're holding auditions for Meatballs II. 235 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:45,833 Oh, yes. 236 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:49,202 That's the silly, summer-camp movie with Bill Murphy, right? 237 00:07:49,236 --> 00:07:50,437 Yeah, Bill Murray, but yeah. 238 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,940 All Adam needs is to get some headshots 239 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:57,044 and then I could submit him to play the spazzy schlemiel in the nerdy bunkhouse. 240 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:58,145 Whoa, what's happening here? 241 00:07:58,178 --> 00:08:00,848 Why are you using those words 242 00:08:00,881 --> 00:08:02,816 to describe my handsome star? 243 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:06,419 Listen, I get it. I love my boy R.D. with all my kishkas, 244 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:08,622 but when it comes to booking roles, 245 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:11,058 he's the number-one shmendrick in town. 246 00:08:11,091 --> 00:08:13,493 What do you mean? There's not a dork, dweeb, 247 00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:15,763 yutz, putz, or jamoke that my brilliant boy hasn't booked. 248 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:17,230 But Adam could give him a run for his money, 249 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:19,432 which is my money, too, 'cause I take 10%. 250 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:22,870 Thing is, my baby is none of those things. 251 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:26,039 He's more like a handsome hunk from The Outsiders. 252 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:28,508 Ah, I see what's going on here. 253 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:31,044 You have a completely unrealistic view of your son. 254 00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:34,381 Please, I have a very realistic view of Adam, 255 00:08:34,414 --> 00:08:35,983 my little Patrick Swayze. 256 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:37,050 He's not a Swayze. 257 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:38,786 Oh, he's a Swayze. No Swayze. 258 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:40,320 So Swayze, it's crazy. 259 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,822 You know what? It really is. 260 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:42,923 I think we're done here. 261 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:44,592 No, I'm done with you. 262 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:47,628 The last thing my Adonis, angel-face boy needs 263 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:49,797 is you as his manager. 264 00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:52,499 Guess who's gonna be represented by Edie Robb? 265 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:53,634 She said yes? 266 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:55,335 Like, 1,000 times. 267 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:58,105 She even said you're the next Patrick Swayze. That's no lie. 268 00:08:58,138 --> 00:08:59,339 She said I'm a Swayze? 269 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,141 She said you have the looks, charisma, 270 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:02,610 and scrumptiousness. Seriously? 271 00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:04,144 I'm directly quoting her on that. 272 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:06,546 I always thought of myself as the nudgy comic relief, 273 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:09,382 like Balki or a Skippy or a Boner, 274 00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:11,084 but if an objective third party 275 00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:13,453 is saying I'm a leading man, it must be true. 276 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:15,255 Now all we need are some hunky headshots 277 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:16,690 to prove you're not a total goob. 278 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,525 Not that Edie thinks that. Nobody does. 279 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,828 Sweet. I'll go get my Vader cape. 280 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:22,796 No, wait, not cool enough. Voltron helmet. 281 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:27,668 Now that's hunky. 282 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:33,941 Anarchy, U.K., Big Ben, soccer! 283 00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:36,043 Whoa, what's with the giant hoop? 284 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,778 I stole it from Mom's jewelry box. 285 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:39,212 Petty theft is part of the movement. 286 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,281 Baby, I'm totally digging what I'm seeing. 287 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:43,416 But it's not, like, punk enough yet. 288 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:45,052 Dude. I know. I got problems. 289 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,720 Aw, damn it. What else do I need to do? 290 00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:48,255 Mmm, your clothes need to be 291 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:49,757 all ripped and shredded and hot. 292 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:50,891 Right, right. 293 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,760 Look more like an (BLEEP) 294 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:54,662 Good note. 295 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:55,929 He's just lashing out. 296 00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:57,698 It's a natural part of the process. 297 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,801 Erica Goldberg, this is for you. 298 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:02,970 Will you be the Kelly McGillis to my Maverick? 299 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:04,271 Oh, he's Top Gun-ing you. 300 00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:06,674 Oh, God, do not Top Gun me right now. 301 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:09,609 * You never close your eyes anymore 302 00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:11,712 * When I kiss your lips 303 00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:12,913 Yep, And by Air Force law, 304 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,948 now you have to date him. It's not a law. 305 00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:17,017 * You're trying hard not to show it 306 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:19,086 He's being emotionally vulnerable. That's hilarious. 307 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,689 * But baby I know it 308 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:22,856 Everyone. 309 00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:24,692 (ALL BOOING) 310 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:27,127 Ew! Erica's dating a freshman. 311 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,628 Erica, you like that guy? 312 00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:30,898 Nope. He's very confused. 313 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:32,966 Not confused. Her dad specifically told me 314 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,035 she was secretly in love with me, but could never admit it. 315 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,603 Okay, my dad did not do that. 316 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,672 Her dad literally came into the basement, 317 00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:40,607 looked me in the eye, and told me that directly. 318 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,476 * You've lost that lovin' feeling 319 00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:46,479 * Now it's gone, gone, gone * (ALL BOOING) 320 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:47,815 And now I'm gone, 321 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:49,349 because I have a dad to strangle. 322 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:50,684 (CROWD BOOING) 323 00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:52,753 I love a good train wreck. Sing it, dude. 324 00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:58,058 ADULT ADAM: Lainey had told Barry to up his punk game 325 00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,827 and he was a man on a mission. 326 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:02,996 Pops, check out this polo I just shredded. 327 00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:05,733 Lainey said she wanted punk. I'll give her punk. 328 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,167 Oi! Oi! Oi! 329 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,535 Oy vey. 330 00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:11,004 Where is he? Where is the man who helped give me life, 331 00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:13,040 only to ruin it with his stupidity? 332 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:14,808 Hey. There's my peanut. 333 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,309 I am not your peanut. 334 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:19,112 Because of you, I got serenaded in front of the whole school. 335 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:21,815 You don't have to thank me. It was the wrong boy. 336 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:24,317 I like Geoff, but Dave Kim sang to me. 337 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,353 Oh, no! Yes. 338 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:28,021 What have you done, Murray? 339 00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:31,491 Honestly, I don't know. This is all so confusing. 340 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:34,427 This is Dave Kim, a tiny freshman creeper 341 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,830 who dresses like Velma from "Scooby Doo." 342 00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:41,634 And this loveable, sweet dope is Geoff Schwartz. 343 00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:43,203 So I picked the wrong boy. 344 00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:44,504 It's the effort that counts. 345 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,207 I liked it better when you knew nothing about me. 346 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,641 I can't wait to go to college 347 00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:51,178 so I can ignore you for the next four years and the rest of my life. 348 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:54,347 You know, I... 349 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:57,951 I'm not usually known for feeling things, 350 00:11:57,985 --> 00:12:00,653 but that made me feel... (WHISPERING) Sad. 351 00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:02,355 What was that? (WHISPERING) Sad. 352 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,124 (WHISPERING) Sad. Speak up. 353 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,026 It made me sad, damn it, 354 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,495 like maybe I should participate in her life or something. 355 00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:09,696 Maybe? 356 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,531 Of course you should. 357 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,167 Fine! Will you... (WHISPERING) Teach me? 358 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:16,436 Say he words out loud, Murray. 359 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:17,771 Teach me! 360 00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:19,940 Tell me everything there is to know about her. 361 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,708 I'll make you some note cards. 362 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,244 Thanks, Al. You're a good person. 363 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,413 I know. Oh. That you heard. 364 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,615 ADULT ADAM: While my dad learned the basics of Erica, 365 00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:31,451 I was ready to advance to a world of kid stardom. 366 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,653 You must be Paul Sirochman. 367 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:36,857 Rumor has it you're the headshot king of Philadelphia. 368 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,058 That's a negative. 369 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,692 We'll see what develops. 370 00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:41,328 Photo jokes... That's me. 371 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:42,529 Neat. 372 00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:45,365 Here's the thing. Um, I need you to make my son 373 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:47,667 look like a chiseled, rugged man-star. 374 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,102 Can you do that? 375 00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:50,971 Wow. Huh. A challenge. 376 00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:53,240 All right, chin down, eyes up. 377 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,908 Nice. 378 00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:57,010 And, uh... Maybe lose that sword. 379 00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:58,345 You wanted rugged, right? 380 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,380 It doesn't get more rugged than the Highlander. 381 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:01,815 There can be only one. 382 00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:04,284 ADULT ADAM: Yep, I was ready to be a leading man. 383 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,253 It's the communicator from Quantum Leap. 384 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,056 Hello? I'm cool like Bakula. He's the whole package. 385 00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:10,858 ADULT ADAM: So, I took inspiration 386 00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,525 from every leading man I worshipped. 387 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:14,694 Should I turn on the finger, or will that screw up the lighting? 388 00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:16,296 Just do what you want, kid. 389 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:18,165 ADULT ADAM: And the results were epic. 390 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,799 All right, I know what you're thinking... 391 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:22,635 That you're the best damn photographer in the universe? 392 00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:24,071 I thought you said you wanted Swayze? 393 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:25,772 Oh, Adam's no Swayze. 394 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,175 (SIGHS) He's Tom Cruise. 395 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,077 My baby is Tom Cruise. 396 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:37,317 There she is... The girl I know everything about. 397 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:38,518 Whoa, what are those? 398 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:41,488 Pops gave me a master class all about you. 399 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,190 Now I know everything there is to know 400 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:47,027 about Erica Dorothy Goldberg. 401 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,762 Age 17, who likes Christian Slater, 402 00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:52,765 Gibson guitars, and the occasional side pony, 403 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:53,867 which is a hairstyle. 404 00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:56,136 Wow, great. You learned a few things about me, 405 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,537 and now you're, like, Dad of the Year. 406 00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:00,373 Ho, ho. Card number 43... 407 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:03,977 You cover insecurity with sarcasm. Classic Erica. 408 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:05,378 Stop doing what you're doing. 409 00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:07,247 I get it. You're mad. 410 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,516 I told Dave Kim that you loved him, 411 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,218 when it's really Geoff Schwartz who you love. 412 00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,385 Dad, stop! 413 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,154 What, you think I'm gonna tell Geoff Schwartz 414 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,489 that you... Love him. 415 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,592 That's Geoff Schwartz. 416 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:23,030 I know that because of card 27. 417 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,497 I didn't hear all of that. 418 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,766 I'm... I'm just gonna run away for an unrelated reason. 419 00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:29,502 Why? 420 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,941 Ugh. This hair dye itches me like crazy, dude. 421 00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,175 Don't touch anything else. 422 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,310 Go wash your hands, quick, before it gets in your eyes. 423 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:39,112 Ow! I touched my eyes. 424 00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:41,048 He's touching his eyes. Why are you doing that? 425 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:44,684 'Cause you told me not to, and I'm anti-establishment now. 426 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,420 Damn my punk lifestyle! Ugh! 427 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:50,090 There she is, just in time for our 3:00 meeting. 428 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,325 At the deli counter? Seems kind of weird. 429 00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:54,227 Just zip it and take the meeting. 430 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:58,031 Hi, Edie. It's me, Bev, and my gorgeous leading-man boy. 431 00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:00,968 Man, boy... I'll let you decide. Hello, Adam. 432 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,336 What a coincidence, running into you here. 433 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:04,604 Also a coincidence, 434 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:07,574 I just happen to have Adam's handsome new headshots. 435 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,276 Doesn't my son look like a movie star, 436 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:10,677 Tony the deli guy? Oh, yeah. 437 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:13,213 He looks like that twerpy guy, Rick Moranis. 438 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,248 With those glasses and that doofy, 439 00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,084 deer-caught-in-the-headlights look. 440 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:19,086 Okay, that's enough. Just slice the meat. 441 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,420 No, he's right. 442 00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:22,122 These photos are fricking incredible. 443 00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:23,890 I mean, look at that punim. 444 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,525 It's like getting a lotto ticket 445 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,560 and scratching off three Urkels and a Potsie. 446 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,562 Potsie's a personal hero of mine. 447 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,164 You see? I knew it. 448 00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:34,301 He would've been perfect for Meatballs II. 449 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:37,770 Which reminds me, let me have meatballs, too, and all your tuna. 450 00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:40,607 You understand me? I don't want that lady to have any. 451 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,142 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. 452 00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:44,544 "Would've been"? You mean I missed out on 453 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,079 auditioning for a Meatballs sequel? 454 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,280 Okay, let me be clear. 455 00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:50,183 You are a Cruise or a Swayze, not a geek or a goober. 456 00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:52,919 I don't care how much those kinds of roles pay. 457 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,488 A lot. You know Booger from Revenge of the Nerds? 458 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,890 Well, Booger has two Jet Skis, 459 00:15:57,924 --> 00:15:59,759 one you sit, one you stand. 460 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,429 Wait. You're the one who wanted those hunked-out photos 461 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,796 to prove to her that I wasn't a nerd. 462 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,465 Adam, look at me. Look at your mama. 463 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,068 You are not a nerd. 464 00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:11,038 No, you look at me, right in my lazy eye. 465 00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:13,640 I am a nerd. 466 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:14,741 Never. Say it. 467 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,976 Over my dead body. 468 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,612 You know, sometimes you get so caught up 469 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,281 in what is you want for me, 470 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,250 that you forget what I want. 471 00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:25,052 Thanks for killing my dream. 472 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:33,493 ADULT ADAM: It had been a day since Barry nearly lost an eye to punk rock, 473 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,895 but he'd stop at nothing to impress Lainey. 474 00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:39,332 Before you say anything, my spikes are supposed to be blue 475 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,834 and the hair dye messed up my vision for about a week. 476 00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:44,704 Barring that, I'm looking pretty punk rock, right? 477 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:45,872 Nope. Zero. 478 00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,040 It's kind of hard to look at, bro. 479 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,608 Stop. Don't discourage the man. 480 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,910 It's just a little more pumpkin-y than punk. 481 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:53,880 But wear this until it grows out. 482 00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:56,149 Aside from the hair, what about the rest? 483 00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:58,318 Do I look like Johnny Rotten or Sid Vicious. 484 00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,652 You look like a pirate, dude. 485 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:00,920 Your girl won't say it, but we will. 486 00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:02,355 No, I'll say it. 487 00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:03,856 I went too far and now you're a pirate. 488 00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,492 And you think that's hot? 489 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:06,959 I gotta go find a way to fix this. 490 00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:08,428 But I did this for you, damn it. 491 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:09,696 (GROANING) 492 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,365 Oh, he just said "argh." That's a thing a pirate says. 493 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:14,501 And he's hopping on one foot like he's got a peg leg. 494 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,836 (LAUGHTER) This is all your fault, Matt Bradley. 495 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,671 Wait, what are you wearing? 496 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:20,940 Yeah, watching you try too hard to be punk 497 00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:22,942 made me realize I need to mellow out. 498 00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,277 That's why I'm a Deadhead now. 499 00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:27,013 The Grateful Dead is the opposite of punk. For sure. 500 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,449 If you ask me, you guys need a chill member of the JTP. 501 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:30,983 ALL: JTP. See? 502 00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:32,885 Okay, guys, can we pivot to my thing, here? 503 00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:34,187 I'm, I'm kind of going through some stuff. 504 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,055 Good idea. Let's divert the attention from me. 505 00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:38,291 It's just, I've liked Erica forever, 506 00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:40,993 but I'm with Evy now, and I love her. 507 00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:42,962 Then, that's your answer right there, man. 508 00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:45,465 At the end of the day, all that matters is that you're honest 509 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:46,866 and listen to your heart. 510 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,067 Wow. 511 00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:49,936 That's so deep and Jerry Garcia of you. 512 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,006 I'm a pirate. 513 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,508 ADULT ADAM: As Barry failed at punk, 514 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,910 my mom was trying to win back her little star. 515 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:00,580 Schmoopy. 516 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:01,748 Schmoopaloo. 517 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,216 Schmoopy-booper. 518 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,484 Schmoop de jour. 519 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:07,987 Schmoopy doopy poopy soupy, have a scoopy. 520 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:10,690 Stop saying variations of "schmoo" and go away. 521 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:16,396 Listen, I know I shouldn't have lied to you. 522 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,299 And if the only way you're gonna forgive me 523 00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:20,967 is to say that thing you want me to say, 524 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,170 then I will say it. 525 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:25,705 You are a... Oh, nope. 526 00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,274 I, I'm sorry. I can't say it. 527 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,008 Well, at some point, you'll have to. 528 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,076 No. 529 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:36,316 You will always be my amazing, handsome leading man. 530 00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:38,651 But if everyone else sees you as a nerd, 531 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,121 then you go out 532 00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:45,124 and you be the best nerd the world has ever seen. 533 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:48,895 Deal. 534 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:54,133 ADULT ADAM: As my mom was finally facing the fact that I wasn't a leading man, 535 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,035 Erica was coming to terms with the fact 536 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,704 that Geoff might not be hers. 537 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,708 Hey. We gotta talk. 538 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,348 If it's about what my dad said, we really don't. 539 00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:09,916 I really think we should. 540 00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:11,150 Geoff, come on. 541 00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:13,520 You know my dad is utterly clueless. 542 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:14,721 True. 543 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,055 I mean, what does my dad always call you? 544 00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:18,891 Jeremy or Jack. He called me Jorf once. 545 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:20,793 That's not even a name. (CHUCKLES) 546 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,896 So, yeah, he's, like, dead wrong. 547 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:26,699 Well, okay, um, that's a relief, 548 00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:29,702 'cause I'm with Evy now and we're really happy. 549 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,204 And I'm happy for you guys. 550 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:33,773 Cool. 551 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:35,942 Glad I checked in. 552 00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,176 Me, too. 553 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,579 * When people keep repeating 554 00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:42,882 * That you'll never fall in love 555 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,852 * When everybody keeps retreating 556 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,086 * But you can't seem to get enough 557 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:48,555 ADULT ADAM: Sometimes we hide our feelings 558 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,723 to protect ourselves from the unknown, 559 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,625 even though we know it will hurt. 560 00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,261 But even worse than getting hurt 561 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,463 is not listening to your own heart. 562 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,734 I was just... 563 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,102 Me, too. * To your heart 564 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:04,571 ADULT ADAM: Because if you don't listen, 565 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:07,240 you could miss one of the best moments of your life. 566 00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,076 * To your heart 567 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,483 * To your heart 568 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:19,686 This is gonna make things super awkward and confusing. 569 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:20,987 For sure. 570 00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:25,958 ADULT ADAM: In the end, love can come at the most unexpected time, 571 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:28,060 and 'cause of the most unexpected people. 572 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:29,329 Uh, Dad. 573 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:35,268 Listen, I know I screwed up with these stupid things, 574 00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:36,636 but, uh... 575 00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:40,973 Thank you for making a mess of things. 576 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:42,275 So, you're not mad at me? 577 00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:45,077 You know, it actually kind of worked out for the best. 578 00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:47,113 I knew it would, Erica Dorothy Goldberg. 579 00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:48,315 No, you didn't. 580 00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:49,782 (CHUCKLES) 581 00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:52,452 * Let my love open the door 582 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,120 * To your heart 583 00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:59,792 I never saw Meatballs part one, but I'm very confused. 584 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,794 So am I. Where's Bill Murray, 585 00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:03,663 and why is there an alien in their bunk? 586 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:04,997 This makes no sense. 587 00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:06,766 Of course it does. 588 00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:08,868 All camps have end-of-the-summer boxing matches 589 00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:10,703 to determine who gets the rights to the lake. 590 00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:12,805 Why is the photo guy here? 591 00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:15,308 We're taking new headshots to get you into Meatballs III, 592 00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:17,076 so we needed to see what we're aiming for. 593 00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,479 I'm just gonna focus on writing.