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ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s,
all the best TV shows
featured a cool vehicle.

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Airwolf was a badass chopper.

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Street Hawk tore it up
on a cycle.

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But my favorite was K.I.T.T.
from Knight Rider...

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A turbo-boosted
talking super car!

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I was so obsessed,

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I even made my own version
of K.I.T.T.,

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and I named it G.I.T.T.!

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Oh, no, G.I.T.T.!

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The evil corporate types
are chasing us

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in that armored truck!

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What the hell did you do
to my station wagon?

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Isn't it great?
I turned it into
G.I.T.T.,

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which stands for Goldberg
Industries Turbo Transport!

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Well, you're a moron,
which stands for
moron, moron.

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That doesn't work
as an acronym.

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ADULT ADAM: Even though
Hollywood seemed
millions of miles away

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from Jenkintown,
as fate would have it,

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TV's coolest car was about
to roll into my life!

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Holy K.I.T.T.

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Mom, I am coming to you
with an urgent request,

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'cause you understand
the hopes and dreams

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of a sensitive,
artistic boy.

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What is it, Love Bug?
Tell Mama.

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I want to go see K.I.T.T.
in the Gimbels
Thanksgiving Day Parade.

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I'm not driving you anywhere
on Thanksgiving.

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Please, Mama.

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Make the awful man take me
to see the thing I love.

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Sweetie, I would never
deprive my delicious
little schmoopster

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of anything
his heart desires.

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Yes! In your face,
guy who's gonna
drive me to fun!

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However,
it is Thanksgiving...

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It's the one day a year
when we gather together

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as a family
and appreciate the feast

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that I've been
working on for months.

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In your face.

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Fine, forget your car!

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I've got my own set of wheels,
and I will make it downtown!

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(KNIGHT RIDER THEME PLAYS)

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This was so much cooler
when I was seven.

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* I'm twisted up inside

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* But nonetheless
I feel the need to say

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* I don't know the future

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* But the past keeps getting
clearer every day *

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ADULT ADAM:
It was Thanksgiving,
1980-something,

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and the Goldbergs'
turkey day traditions
were in full swing...

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(DOORBELL RINGS)

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...which meant a visit
from my Uncle Marvin.

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Freeze, turkeys! (LAUGHS)

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That's right.

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Thanksgiving just got
a little bit safer

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now that Officer Goldberg
is on the case!

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Oh, my God!
I know a cop now.

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Okay, don't get sucked in.
He's not a real cop.

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He's just an idiot
that works in a mall.

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Actually, Mur-man,
for the record,
I'm more than a cop.

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I'm above the law.
The laws don't apply to me.

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I'm like The Equalizer
or Batman!

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Both of which aren't real...
Just like your badge.

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Does this look
not real to you?

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We got a 10-50
at the Goldberg residence,
please respond.

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Cool! What's a 10-50?
A homicide.

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Murder? Isn't HQ
gonna respond?

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No, they can tell
by the tone of my voice
I'm just having a little fun.

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Awesome!
Do you have a gun?

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Nope, I'm not allowed!

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But there's no rules
against...
(SING-SONG) ...this!

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(LAUGHS) This is
my little potato gun.

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I had it made special.

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It may not look like much,
but at close range,
it'll take out a rhino.

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Get that thing out of here
before you hurt someone,
you moron!

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That's it!

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As an officer
of the Gallery Mall,

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I will not be
disrespected this way.

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I'm storming out!

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No. No. No.

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There will be no storming
this year, do you hear me?

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We are going to eat
together as a family
with no drama, understand?

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(SCOFFS)
(GRUNTS)

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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Okay.
Oh!

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Here's the story.
Oh!

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Barry came at me...
He was out of control.

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You're gonna have to
stab me in the arm...

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That was awesome!

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Oh, my God, you're alive!
(SIGHS)

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(VOICE BREAKING)
Come here.

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ADULT ADAM:
Amazingly, the potato gun

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wasn't the craziest thing
to happen that holiday.

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It was a revelation that would
change my mom forever.

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Mom, I have
a huge announcement.

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I just read
Diet for a Small Planet,

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and I am officially
a vegetarian.

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No, you're not.
Get out of here.

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ADULT ADAM:
Not that stupid thing...
This.

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Okay, I'm heading out.

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See you at 9:00 when
Thanksgiving is over.
What?

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Lainey's dad invited me
to their big dinner,

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and I'm going,
even though I know
what you're gonna say...

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(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
"My name is Mom,

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"and this is the most
important day
of the year for me."

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Ha! That's totally her!

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Actually, I wasn't gonna
say that at all.

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You can go to Lainey's
for Thanksgiving
if that's what you want.

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Really?
You go have fun.

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I'll just be here
doing my Mom thang.
(CHUCKLES)

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Hey, there, guess what.

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You're invited to
our Thanksgiving.

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The invitation
is just a formality.

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You're coming...
No, it's not an option.

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Well, thanks, but we kind
of have our own thing...

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Okay, it's settled.
Yay!

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I'll see you in a few.
Don't bring any food.

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I'm closing the door,
shutting off all
communication, okay?

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Yay again!
No, I didn't...

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ADULT ADAM: While my mom
was forcing Bill and Lainey
to our Thanksgiving,

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my dad was forced to spend
quality time with his brother.

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When we get close enough,

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I want you to triangulate
the source.

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K.I.T.T.:
We should be
close enough now.

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Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What is this?

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It's a show
about a talking car
that Adam loves.

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Pretty silly, isn't it?

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Well, yeah,
but I got to admit,

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I'm digging
this guy's style.

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All right, give me a visual
on the license plate.
Good idea.

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Whoo-hoo!
You're so right!
The man oozes cool.

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ADULT ADAM: And then,
for the first time in ages,

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my dad and Uncle Marvin
actually had something
in common.

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Whoa.
Whoa.

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ADULT ADAM: Unexpectedly,
Thanksgiving became
a thing of joy for them.

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Yahtzee!

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We'll just watch
one more.

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Or two. Or three.
Just to pass the time.

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ADULT ADAM: Since I was a geek
who had taped every episode,

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my dad and uncle were able
to sit down

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for the world's first
binge-watching session.

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We should do this
more often.

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You know,
bros watching shows.

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This is us at our best.

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Like when we'd watch
Lone Ranger as kids?

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You'd always be my Tonto.

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Shh! I got to hear this.

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K.I.T.T.'s lost his nerve.

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Who would've thought
that a car
could doubt itself?

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It's not nearly as crazy
as when Michael fought

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his evil goateed twin,
Garthe.

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Or when K.I.T.T. battled
his evil twin K.A.R.R.

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with a yellow light
instead of the red one!

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How do they come up
with this stuff?

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Man, that is one cool ride.

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I betcha it looks
even better in person.

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Whoa, whoa...
(STAMMERING) Hold on!

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This is the car that's
gonna be in the
Thanksgiving Day parade!

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I remember hearing
that before.

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Mur-Man, they park
all of the floats
in the mall parking lot!

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Must be deja vu.

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Come on, you think
that The Hoff

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would bail on
an opportunity like this?

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Never! Let's ride.

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I keep feeling like
I'm forgetting something.

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(SIGHS)

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What could it be?

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Ah, camera.

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I can't believe you!

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What kind of monster
won't let her own son

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abandon his entire family
on Thanksgiving?

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You left me no choice.

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You know I would
literally die

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if I didn't have
all my children
here for Thanksgiving.

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Is that what you want...

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To bury your mother
on Thanksgiving?

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Yes!

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Lainey's dad inviting
me to his house

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is the first clear sign
that he's given up
on hating my guts!

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Boopie, now you have
the best of both worlds.

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You can have dinner
with Lainey's family

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and with your actual family,

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who means so much more
than those other people.

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(DOORBELL RINGS)

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Hello. Welcome
to a Goldberg Thanks...

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Gangway, gangway!
Have no fear,

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the Thanksgiving cavalry
is here!

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Um, no, no, no,
no, no, no!

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Bill, I told you,
you didn't have to
bring anything.

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Oh, please! As a guest,

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it's my job to bring
you a few snacks.

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Main course.
Also six pies.

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That is so sweet.
(CHUCKLES) Really, but no.

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(CHUCKLES)
We're covered on food,

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and I'm about to put
my turkey in the oven.

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Oven? Well, I guess
that's one less delicious
way to do it.

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Dad, you promised
to keep it breezy.

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That's me...
Easy-breezy Bill,

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and he says it can't be
Thanksgiving

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without his famous
fried turkey.

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Fried? (LAUGHS)

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Never had a Thanksgiving
without my fryer.

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So, you know...

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Do something?

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How about we serve
both of them?

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Great idea, son.
You called me son.

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Yes, thank you,
my actual son.

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(LAUGHS)
Double birds.

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Makes total sense.

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Huge Thanksgiving
announcement,
Bill and Lainey.

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I won't be eating turkey
this year for moral reasons.

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What's her deal?

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Get out of here!

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No one has time for
your thing this year.

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ADULT ADAM:
While Thanksgiving was off
to a competitive start,

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I was realizing
I lost out big time.

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I seemed to be the only person
in all of Philadelphia

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who wasn't seeing K.I.T.T.
that day.

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Oh, man.
I wish I was there.

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ADULT ADAM: Literally.

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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

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What the hell is that?

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It looks your father
and your uncle

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doing the thing
you wanted to do...

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I know what it is, Pops!

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Whoo!

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That was amazing.

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Who would've enjoyed
this more than us?

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No one, that's who!

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ADULT ADAM:
There was someone...

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A spiteful dork
in a puffer vest

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ready to unleash
pure nerd rage.

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You!

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What are you doing?

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I got to pull the car in!

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How could you two
see K.I.T.T. without me?

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Calm down. How was I
supposed to know

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you wanted to see
the awesome TV car?

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'Cause I'm the one
who told you about it!

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Ah. That's where
I heard that.

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In my defense,
you're always talking
about these He-Mans,

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these robots, and these Trons,
they all kind of
blur together.

239
00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:53,300
You're confusing
sci-fi fantasy

240
00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:55,368
with reality-based
sci-fi action.

241
00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:56,904
You're embarrassing yourself!

242
00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:59,439
Listen, kid, if it's
any consolation,

243
00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:00,774
you were totally right.

244
00:09:00,808 --> 00:09:03,010
Meeting K.I.T.T.
in person...

245
00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,411
It was, like, life-changing.

246
00:09:04,444 --> 00:09:06,814
It w... It was better
than you could ever think!

247
00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:09,883
That's not a consolation!
That's rubbing my face in it!

248
00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:12,519
Look, I know it meant a lot
to you, so it's on me.

249
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,121
And?
And, uh...

250
00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,288
We should just
move past this.

251
00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:16,790
No!
Hey! Hey!

252
00:09:16,824 --> 00:09:20,093
Your father is opening up
his heart to you, Adam.

253
00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:22,429
You should be
more sensitive
to his feelings.

254
00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:24,097
It's Thanksgiving, man!

255
00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:25,999
Kids, huh?
Unbelievable.

256
00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:27,434
Fine! You want...
You want to see bad?

257
00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:31,371
Mark my words,
vengeance will be...

258
00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,641
Oh, man, this thing's fast!

259
00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:35,008
(QUICKLY)
Vengeance will be mine!

260
00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:37,244
Ew, there's a spider here!

261
00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:40,848
ADULT ADAM:
It was still Thanksgiving,

262
00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:42,482
and I was going to dish
some sweet revenge

263
00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:44,852
by turning my dad and uncle
against each other.

264
00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:47,120
Come on,
they're getting along.

265
00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:50,190
Don't take that
away from them over
some singing boat.

266
00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:51,625
Talking car.

267
00:09:51,659 --> 00:09:53,761
Enough with
this meshuggaas.

268
00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:55,696
Dad and Uncle Marvin
think they can just take

269
00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:58,065
my favorite TV show?
(LAUGHS)

270
00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:01,669
We'll see about that
when I unleash
the power of this.

271
00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:02,836
A fun kid's game?

272
00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:04,137
Ages 8 and up,

273
00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:07,407
and guaranteed to turn
my uncle against my dad.

274
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,609
That's it, we are
officially not brothers!

275
00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:11,044
Guys, relax.

276
00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:13,513
All I said was
only one person

277
00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:15,849
could be
the Michael Knight
game piece.

278
00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:19,086
We just have to figure out
which one of you
is not the hero.

279
00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,187
I'm the Hoff!

280
00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:22,222
If anyone is
Michael Knight,
it's me!

281
00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:24,925
Be the car!
You love the car!

282
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:28,862
You think that I would
ever let you ride in me?

283
00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:30,430
Oh-ho-ho!

284
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,265
I ride in you!

285
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,702
Oh, this is, like,
crazy awkward.

286
00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:36,870
We can't have two
Michael Knights.

287
00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:38,371
This is just like
when we were kids

288
00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:40,908
and you always wanted to be
the Lone Ranger,

289
00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:42,943
and you forced me
to be Tonto!

290
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,177
You loved Tonto!

291
00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:45,578
Why don't you both discuss

292
00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:47,347
the childhood betrayal
in detail?

293
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,683
I always wanted to be
the Lone Ranger,

294
00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:51,318
but now I proved you
wrong!

295
00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:53,286
I'm a cop!
You're not a cop!

296
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,056
You just guard the fountain
where the bored dads sit.

297
00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:57,758
Ouch. Attacking you
as a person.

298
00:10:57,791 --> 00:11:00,327
Well, you know
everything there is
to know about sitting,

299
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,461
don't you, Mur?

300
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,998
Because that's all you
ever do, you lazy ass!

301
00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:06,767
Well, I'm walking now!

302
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:07,935
Look at this!

303
00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:10,337
You can't storm out!
That's my move!

304
00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:12,272
He is the worst, huh?

305
00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:13,606
Know what'll really
piss him off?

306
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:16,209
I don't. Tell me.
Say it!

307
00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:18,345
A picture of you sitting
in the real K.I.T.T.

308
00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:19,880
That would prove
you're the Hoff.

309
00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:22,149
Hey!
The mall where I work...

310
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,217
That's where they're
storing all the
Thanksgiving Day floats...

311
00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:27,387
K.I.T.T. included!
Let's go there now.

312
00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:28,856
What a brilliant idea,

313
00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:31,091
which you had with
no help from me.

314
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,860
Here's your jacket
and car keys!

315
00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:34,027
Let's jam!

316
00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:35,695
ADULT ADAM:
As my plan was heating up,

317
00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:38,498
things were getting frostier
between Bill and my mom.

318
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,333
Excusez-moi.

319
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,135
Okay, Bill, if you
could just stay

320
00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:44,604
in your designated area,
I would appreciate it.

321
00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:45,806
Oh, my bad. You see,

322
00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,540
when you're a pro
at Thanksgiving like me,

323
00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:48,742
cooking is like jazz.

324
00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:50,110
You just go where
it takes you.

325
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,644
(SCATTING)

326
00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:52,813
Salt.

327
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:55,615
No one likes jazz,
okay? No one.

328
00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:57,584
Oh, well, maybe we should do
a little Pepsi Challenge.

329
00:11:57,617 --> 00:11:59,987
Put our birds side by side.
Winner takes all!

330
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:02,089
We're not having
a cook-off, okay?

331
00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,423
You're a guest in my home.

332
00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:04,958
I couldn't embarrass you
like that.

333
00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:06,459
Ooh! Sounds like
someone's scared.

334
00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:09,362
Maybe you should be cooking
a chicken instead! (CLUCKS)

335
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,498
Okay, now he's taunting her
with the chicken squawk.

336
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,867
This is bad.
Don't sweat it, babe.

337
00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:17,004
Big Tasty is the master
at defusing tension.

338
00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:18,105
There's a line.
Excuse me.

339
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:19,306
Stop it.
I'm gonna just help you.

340
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,208
Mom. Bill.
It's Thanksgiving.

341
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,110
And me and Lainey
both think...

342
00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:25,345
Oh, sweet god of food,

343
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,247
what is in my mouth-face
right now?

344
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,381
Barry, no!

345
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,883
My famous fried
stuffing balls.

346
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:33,153
Bill wins! Bill wins
the Pepsi Challenge
for Thanksgiving!

347
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,587
Okay, what Barry
meant to say

348
00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:36,156
was let's not make today
a competition.

349
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,557
It's not what
the holiday's about.

350
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,691
Ow, so hot!
Don't care.

351
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:39,927
Kids make
a good point, Bev.

352
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,594
Today's not about
winners or losers.

353
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,230
Don't look at me.
You're right.

354
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,731
Shame on us
for competing over

355
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,233
who cares more
about Thanksgiving.

356
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,734
Although, if it was
a competition,

357
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,636
clearly I'd win because
I'm a single dad

358
00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:50,971
and this day
is all I got.

359
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:52,305
Oh, would you win, though?

360
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:55,008
'Cause I'm the one
with three kids about
to leave the nest

361
00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:56,810
and pretty soon
it'll just be
me and Murray

362
00:12:56,844 --> 00:13:00,580
staring silently at each other
across a long table thinking,

363
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:02,749
"Is this all there is?"

364
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,017
Sad story, Bev.

365
00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:06,253
But not as sad
as the Thanksgiving when
Lainey's mommy left.

366
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,921
Which isn't important,
'cause it's not a competition.

367
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:09,056
No, it isn't.

368
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:10,590
So it doesn't
matter that I
tell you that year

369
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,559
I was too depressed
to cook.

370
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,494
Little Lainey looked up
at me and said,

371
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,429
(HIGH-PITCHED)
"Why no twurkey, Dada?"

372
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,564
(NORMAL VOICE)
In that moment,

373
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,432
I vowed that
I would always
fry her a turkey.

374
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,901
Okay, now you're both
just competing

375
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,302
over whose life is sadder.

376
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,938
Oh, you want sad?
I'll give you sad.

377
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:28,641
It was Thanksgiving 1946,
but where was Grandma?

378
00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:30,110
Not at dinner.

379
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,879
She was pinned underneath
a trolley car.

380
00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:34,714
Okay, stop. Just go back
to your stupid
turkey competition.

381
00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:36,616
May the best turkey win.
Which is mine!

382
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,285
Excuse me,
I need to get through.

383
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,452
I'm sorry.
Pardon me.

384
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:40,854
I'm sorry.
Pardon me.

385
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,856
ADULT ADAM:
As the turkey competition
turned into a nightmare,

386
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:45,158
I was about to meet
the car of my dreams.

387
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,626
Follow me.

388
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,962
Stick to the shadows
and watch my 6:00.

389
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,599
(CHOIR SINGING)

390
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:57,270
* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

391
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,674
(ENGINE STARTS)

392
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,376
Do you hear that?

393
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:04,912
(IMITATES K.I.T.T.'S
SCANNER WHOOSHING)

394
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:07,180
(IMITATES K.I.T.T.'S
SCANNER WHOOSHING)

395
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:09,582
Do me a favor.

396
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:11,351
I want you to take
a picture of me
as Michael Knight

397
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:12,852
and we can rub it in
your dad's ass face!

398
00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:14,087
(LAUGHS)

399
00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:15,288
Say, "Trans zam!"

400
00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:16,723
(LAUGHS)

401
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:19,492
Cool, and then maybe
we could switch?

402
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,328
Or we can fire it up

403
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,064
and then your dad can
see me behind the wheel!

404
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:26,599
Uh, I think if we
get caught driving it,

405
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,435
we could get into
some serious trouble.

406
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:29,802
Don't worry, kid.

407
00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:31,604
The security in
this mall is terrible.

408
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:33,240
Ahhh!

409
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,408
(KNIGHT RIDER THEME PLAYS)

410
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:42,482
(BOTH SCATTING
KNIGHT RIDER THEME)

411
00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,960
* I am the Knight Rider
* I am the Knight Rider

412
00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:55,562
(BOTH LAUGH)

413
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:56,729
What the hell is this?

414
00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:59,933
Now who's Michael Knight,
you dook nugget?

415
00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:03,503
You made my son
an accessory
to grand theft auto

416
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:04,604
just to get back at me?

417
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:06,039
It was worth it!

418
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,508
Unless I go to jail.
Then it was not worth it.

419
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,677
Get ready to gobble gobble,
Goldbergs!

420
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,645
Yes, we're all very excited
to eat a turkey

421
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,147
that's been fried
in a trash can.

422
00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:17,184
Well, everybody hold on,
your taste buds are
about to explode!

423
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:19,752
Whoa!
Ahhh!

424
00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:21,955
Admit it.
I'm the Michael Knight.

425
00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:23,556
I'm even driving the car!

426
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:26,659
(BREATHLESSLY)
Son of a bitch!
Holy crap!

427
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,695
(VOICE BREAKING) Oh, no,
K.I.T.T.'s hurt real bad!

428
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:29,829
Balls!

429
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,231
Somebody call a car doctor!

430
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,233
That's called a mechanic,
you moron.

431
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,434
(NORMAL VOICE)
You shut up!

432
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,436
I'm the Michael Knight,
okay?

433
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,338
I know exactly
what to do here.

434
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:39,506
What's that?

435
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,146
ADULT ADAM:
It had been moments

436
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:47,580
since the Great Goldberg
Turkey Explosion,

437
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,450
but inside, my family
was about to go nuclear.

438
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:53,286
This is your fault, Mur!
You did that to my car!

439
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,754
It's not your car!

440
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,991
And how would I
send a turkey
flying out of the sky?

441
00:15:58,025 --> 00:16:00,560
A turkey only goes airborne
like that if it's frozen,

442
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:03,530
which means somebody popped it
in the freezer! You did this!

443
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:04,697
Excuse me?

444
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:07,567
It's just like you
to steal a car
on Thanksgiving.

445
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,936
Why don't you bring it back
before something
worse happens?

446
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,705
There you go,
bossing me around again!

447
00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:14,774
Face it... You've been
jealous of my turkey

448
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,343
since the moment
it stepped claw
in this house.

449
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:17,944
This is exactly why
I hated playing

450
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,612
the Lone Ranger
when we were kids.

451
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,081
I had to be bossy!

452
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,749
I was the one raising you,

453
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,351
'cause our dad
was never there!

454
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,853
Admit it! You put that
turkey in the freezer!

455
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:28,255
I never asked you
to be my father.

456
00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:30,223
I never asked for you
to be my brother,

457
00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:31,758
but I didn't get a choice
in that either.

458
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,926
All right! Maybe I did
want your turkey to be

459
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,795
a tad less delicious
than mine,

460
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,198
but I didn't know
it was going to turn into
a meat rocket!

461
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:39,332
A-ha!

462
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:40,500
Oh, boy. Barry,
say something.

463
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:41,801
I have no mother!
Something helpful.

464
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,436
Then we both agree...
We're done being brothers!

465
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:44,571
Fine by me!

466
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,939
No! The idea here
was to enjoy a car,

467
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:48,341
not hate each other forever!

468
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,542
Don't look at me!

469
00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,678
He's the one that refused
to let me be Michael Knight!

470
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,380
I was wrong.
There can be two!

471
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,548
Like how there are
two Adam Goldbergs
in my school!

472
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,517
Come on, Lainey.
We're leaving!

473
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,719
Yeah!
I'm leaving, as well!

474
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,321
And I'm never coming back!

475
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,522
The Hoff has spoken.

476
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,624
Oh, no, he hasn't.
You know why?

477
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:05,958
Because I'm the Hoff!

478
00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:08,095
Oh, look,
now the Hoff's spoken!

479
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,130
Oh, no, you are mistaken
because the Hoff
already spoke!

480
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:11,631
Uncle Marvin, don't go!

481
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,032
You know nothing
of the Hoff!

482
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:14,734
I am the Hoff,
infinity, no backsies!

483
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:15,968
There's two Adam Goldbergs!

484
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:17,704
One of us uses an F
to differentiate!

485
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,306
What the...
Everyone, come back!

486
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:21,874
It's Thanks-(BLEEP)-giving!

487
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:24,177
This is what you get
for being meat-eaters.

488
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:26,379
(CHUCKLES)

489
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:28,748
Not the right time to talk
about my thing, huh?

490
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,083
I'll come back later.

491
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,521
(SIGHS)

492
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,055
Look at that guy...

493
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:38,191
Born to be a pain
in my ass.

494
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,893
Look, don't blame
Uncle Marvin.

495
00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:43,096
I may have kind of
purposely

496
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,931
turned you guys
against each other.

497
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:47,800
Why?
I was mad you saw
K.I.T.T. without me,

498
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:50,537
but it was wrong to
tear you guys apart.

499
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,805
Also, it was shockingly
easy to do.

500
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:55,342
Honestly, it weirdly
took no effort.

501
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:58,010
Yeah, well, it's on me
not remembering

502
00:17:58,044 --> 00:17:59,512
that that's
your favorite show.

503
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:01,448
At least I finally
got to see the car

504
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:04,083
'cause, you know,
we stole it.

505
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:06,686
And I finally got along
with my brother.

506
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,188
For a little while,
at least.

507
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,423
Well, it doesn't have
to be over.

508
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,659
(WHEN IN ROME'S
THE PROMISE PLAYS)

509
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,231
(SIGHS)

510
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:20,533
Let me guess.
You came out here
to tell me how much

511
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,269
I screwed everything up
again.

512
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:27,207
I came out here
to tell you that, um...

513
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,875
* If you need a friend...

514
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,243
...I was wrong.

515
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,578
What?

516
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:34,247
Look, I know I wasn't
great to you when
we were growing up...

517
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:35,482
* You know in the end...

518
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:36,916
...but, you know,
Dad wasn't around,

519
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,785
and I figured
I had to be the boss.

520
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,220
* I'll always be there...

521
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:42,722
Yeah, well, I'm sure
it wasn't easy.

522
00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:43,856
* But when you're in doubt...

523
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:45,625
Point is, I should have
given you the chance

524
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,327
to be the Lone Ranger, too.

525
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,628
* And when you're in danger

526
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:49,962
Thanks, man,
that means a lot.

527
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,764
Well, you can still
be the Hoff.

528
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,500
* Take a look all around
It's up to you.

529
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,535
You know, you're the one
who's the cop.

530
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:58,438
* And I'll be there
(VOICE BREAKING)
Aw, Mur.

531
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,840
You're choking me up here.
That was not my intention.

532
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:01,941
Bring it in.

533
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,943
No, hugging in a car...
* Of the right words to say

534
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,246
No, I... I... Okay.
(GROANS) Oh, buddy.

535
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,114
* I know they don't sound
the way I planned them to be

536
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,682
* Promise
* But if you wait
around a while

537
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:11,050
What's going on
out there?

538
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:13,186
Dad apologized
to Uncle Marvin.
* I promise

539
00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:14,654
No.
* I promise you I will

540
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:17,056
I guess that's what
today's about...

541
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:19,125
Being thankful for
the people that are here,

542
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,960
even if they
drive you crazy.

543
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,128
ADULT ADAM: In that moment,

544
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:25,097
my mom realized she could
still save Thanksgiving.

545
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:29,001
Well, well,
it's the turkey saboteur.

546
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:32,071
I deserve that.
But I, uh...

547
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:35,608
Just wanted to tell you
that you win.

548
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:38,010
I do?
Yes.

549
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:40,980
Your Thanksgivings
were way sadder.

550
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:45,184
And I realize that as much
as the holiday means to me,

551
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:46,853
it means way more
to you.

552
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,087
* But if you wait
around a while

553
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,690
Listen, I just wasn't ready
to change up Thanksgiving.

554
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:52,024
* I promise
I promise you I will

555
00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,593
It's always been
me and Lainey.

556
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:54,861
* I'm sorry,
but I'm just thinking

557
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,629
* Of the right words to say
She's all I have.

558
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,465
And now you have us, too.

559
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,200
And we can figure out

560
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:03,770
how to have the best
Thanksgiving for both of us.

561
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,438
* I'd make you fall for me

562
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:07,039
* I promise you
I promise you I will

563
00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:09,776
ADULT ADAM: That year,
our Thanksgiving
got a little bigger.

564
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:10,877
Okay, folks,

565
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:13,012
Bev and I aren't quite sure
what this will be like,

566
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,714
but it's her seasonings
and a little bit

567
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,716
of Lewis frying know-how.
Dig in!

568
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:19,852
Holy crap,
that's amazing!
* Of the right words to say

569
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,854
What happened to
your vegetable thing?

570
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,390
Eh, I'll try it again
next year

571
00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:26,293
when everyone doesn't have
as much stuff going on.

572
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:28,928
ADULT ADAM: Turns out,
doesn't matter
what kind of turkey you cook.

573
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:31,163
And a Happy Thanksgiving,
everyone.

574
00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:34,501
Happy Thanksgiving, you guys.
ADULT ADAM:
Or what table you sit at.

575
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:36,669
It's the people
who you welcome
into your home

576
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:38,971
and your heart
who really matter.
* I will

577
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:41,908
And that's something to be
truly thankful for.

578
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:43,676
* I will

579
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:45,044
* I will

580
00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:49,148
(LAUGHTER)
MAN: Go!

581
00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:52,652
(TURKEY SIZZLING)

582
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,827
(SIGHS) Being
a vegetarian sucked.

583
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,229
Honestly, I was just
looking for something
to distract me

584
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,997
from thinking about
Geoff all the time.

585
00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:06,466
No freakin' way!

586
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,501
Hey, Geoff!
Look, it's Geoff!

587
00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:09,869
I thought Barry
was messing with me

588
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,003
when he said
K.I.T.T. was here.

589
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:12,171
Knight Rider is
my favorite show!

590
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:16,409
Mine too!
I love the knights
and horses and swords.

591
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:17,644
Maybe don't talk
until you've seen it.

592
00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:19,579
We should take her
for a spin together!

593
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,881
Uh, maybe grab a burger,
just me and you?

594
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:24,183
Oh, my God, yes!
We can swing by Evy's
house and pick her up!

595
00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:25,284
She's gonna flip!

596
00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:26,986
That's not how
you wanted it
to work, huh?

597
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:28,355
Yeah, really not my week.

598
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:31,190
K.I.T.T.,
pick up girlfriend.
(LAUGHS)