1 00:00:01,269 --> 00:00:03,437 ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, the most terrifying place 2 00:00:03,471 --> 00:00:07,341 in existence for any freshman was the high-school cafeteria. 3 00:00:07,375 --> 00:00:10,010 The table you chose defined how you were labeled 4 00:00:10,044 --> 00:00:12,213 and where you ranked in the social hierarchy. 5 00:00:12,246 --> 00:00:14,215 I don't see any seats together. What should we do? 6 00:00:14,248 --> 00:00:15,416 Every man for himself. 7 00:00:15,449 --> 00:00:17,718 If anyone asks, I'm a skate rat now. 8 00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:21,289 Ooh. 9 00:00:21,322 --> 00:00:23,157 ADULT ADAM: Classic Dave Kim. 10 00:00:23,191 --> 00:00:25,226 Figuring out where to sit, eh? 11 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:28,696 Yeah. Ah, that's a sad dance that I know all too well. 12 00:00:28,729 --> 00:00:30,664 But lucky for you, I'm a guidance counselor, 13 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:33,000 and I can guide you to lunchroom success. 14 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,369 Um, maybe I could sit with the preppies? 15 00:00:35,403 --> 00:00:38,506 Come on, man. You want to walk around in boat shoes with no socks? 16 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:40,874 You want to invite that kind of fungus in your life? 17 00:00:40,908 --> 00:00:42,743 Okay. How about the band geeks? 18 00:00:42,776 --> 00:00:45,779 Do you even play an instrument? No, you don't. 19 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:48,149 So what makes you think they're gonna just welcome you 20 00:00:48,182 --> 00:00:50,118 into their unique and beautiful fold? 21 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:52,586 Uh, maybe the Goth kids? 22 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:55,123 The Goths? They would eat you alive. 23 00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:57,258 Seriously, I heard they eat cats and stuff. 24 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:59,793 Come on! I gotta sit somewhere! Time's running out! 25 00:00:59,827 --> 00:01:02,096 Agreed. And you're starting to look real desperate, 26 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:03,864 and standing next to me is not helping you. 27 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,633 Please, just go! Mmm, okay. 28 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:07,501 ADULT ADAM: I was officially tableless. 29 00:01:07,535 --> 00:01:08,969 If I didn't find a place to sit, 30 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:11,071 I'd be a social pariah forever. 31 00:01:11,105 --> 00:01:12,906 Hey, Goldberg, come sit with us. 32 00:01:12,940 --> 00:01:14,808 Just then the sportos beckon me 33 00:01:14,842 --> 00:01:17,278 to sit at the coolest table in the cafeteria. 34 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:20,080 It was either a miracle or a huge mistake. 35 00:01:20,114 --> 00:01:21,549 Grab a chair, little man. 36 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,484 And the plate of waffle fries is for sharing. 37 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:26,887 No offense to myself, but I think you got the wrong guy. 38 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,589 No way! 39 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:32,793 We all think it's awesome that you're super into movies, robots, He-Man. 40 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:34,462 Oh, so you're also a He-head? 41 00:01:34,495 --> 00:01:37,064 That's the name I've given to die-hard He-Man fans. 42 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:40,434 That's cool. It's also cool that, like, 43 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:42,370 the top of your head smells so good. 44 00:01:42,403 --> 00:01:44,338 Odd observation from that distance, 45 00:01:44,372 --> 00:01:45,973 but I do condition every day. 46 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:47,475 It shows, bro. Nice. 47 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:48,409 Such luster. 48 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:50,211 Ah, balls! She got to you! 49 00:01:50,244 --> 00:01:52,946 No, man. We... We like you for you. 50 00:01:52,980 --> 00:01:55,349 God, my own mom has to find me a table? 51 00:01:55,383 --> 00:01:56,484 That's where my life is? 52 00:01:56,517 --> 00:01:58,186 She gave us free waffle fries. You get it. 53 00:01:58,219 --> 00:02:01,822 She also yelled at us and said that in time, we'd come to love you. 54 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:04,725 Mom, I don't want to hear any more! 55 00:02:04,758 --> 00:02:05,793 Adam. 56 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:07,060 Mom, you ruined my life! 57 00:02:07,094 --> 00:02:09,997 Schmoo, you just seemed so helpless without a place to sit. 58 00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:12,065 It's my job, as your mama, to help. 59 00:02:12,099 --> 00:02:14,568 Help? That's the whole problem. 60 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:16,304 If you're gonna sub at my school, 61 00:02:16,337 --> 00:02:18,906 you have to start respecting my boundaries. Understand? 62 00:02:18,939 --> 00:02:20,241 Boundaries. Totally get it. 63 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:21,742 Do you? Boundaries. 64 00:02:21,775 --> 00:02:24,011 'Cause nothing up to this point has led me to believe you do. 65 00:02:24,044 --> 00:02:25,679 I get boundaries, Adam. 66 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:28,916 You don't want me to intervene or talk to you while you're at school. 67 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:30,351 Good. Until I see you struggle, 68 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:32,386 and then I come in strong and hard. 69 00:02:32,420 --> 00:02:33,854 Nope. Lost it. Okay, okay. 70 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:37,090 We'll limit our interactions to hallway snuggies... 71 00:02:37,124 --> 00:02:39,059 Mom! ...and brief Eskimo kisses. 72 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:40,294 Mom. Grr. Fine. 73 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:41,795 I'll leave your little kitten nose alone. 74 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:44,031 Thank you. But at home, all bets are off. 75 00:02:44,064 --> 00:02:45,699 No! 76 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:46,767 * I'm twisted up inside 77 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,870 * But nonetheless I feel the need to say 78 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,342 * I don't know the future 79 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:58,679 * But the past keeps getting clearer every day * 80 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:00,714 ADULT ADAM: It was October 12, 1980-something, 81 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:04,017 and my dad was coming home to a familiar frustration. 82 00:03:04,051 --> 00:03:05,419 Did anyone call while I was out? 83 00:03:05,453 --> 00:03:06,787 Yeah. I wrote it down on the pad. 84 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:09,457 Flurt Burtman? Who the hell's Flurt Burtman? 85 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:12,092 I don't know. He was talking all fast, 'cause it was important. 86 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:13,894 Anyway, call him back. Call who back? 87 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:16,997 If it's important, I need to know the actual name. 88 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,467 I don't know. I'm not invested, because it wasn't for me. 89 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,335 What the hell's this message? "PP"? 90 00:03:21,369 --> 00:03:22,903 Oh, Barry wrote that. 91 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:25,773 My guess is he either drank too much Mr. Pibb or Pop Pop called? 92 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:27,107 Wait. My dad called? 93 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:28,309 He never uses the phone. 94 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:29,977 He always thinks the Cubans are listening. 95 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:31,245 Oh, he calls all the time. 96 00:03:31,279 --> 00:03:33,647 He just says, "Tell the moron I'll call him back." 97 00:03:33,681 --> 00:03:36,016 Oh, so this is me giving you those dozens of messages. 98 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,686 You know what? This madness stops now. 99 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,288 ADULT ADAM: My dad's solution... 100 00:03:40,321 --> 00:03:41,455 The answering machine. 101 00:03:41,489 --> 00:03:43,324 Before voicemail, this bulky thing 102 00:03:43,357 --> 00:03:46,026 was the best technology the '80s had to offer. 103 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,361 Problem solved. 104 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:50,163 Holy crap! You got us an answering machine? 105 00:03:50,197 --> 00:03:51,465 Erica, come quick! 106 00:03:51,499 --> 00:03:53,334 Dad did something that doesn't suck! 107 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:55,135 Oh, my God! An answering machine? 108 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:57,571 Stop, you morons. It's not for you. 109 00:03:57,605 --> 00:03:59,673 It's so I can finally get my messages. 110 00:03:59,707 --> 00:04:00,941 I'm doing the outgoing message. 111 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:02,976 No way! I've been planning for this my whole life. 112 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:05,646 (AS MR. T) I don't want no jibber-jabber, foo'! 113 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:06,580 Wait for the beep! 114 00:04:06,614 --> 00:04:08,382 Stay in school, and leave a message. 115 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:10,718 This is Mr. T, by the way. Get out of here. 116 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:13,086 (AS TONY MONTANA) Say hello to my little message. 117 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:16,056 This is Scarface, by the way. Cocaine. 118 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,391 I'm leaving the message. 119 00:04:17,425 --> 00:04:18,859 There's a simple one right here 120 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:20,494 in the instruction book. No! It can't be you! 121 00:04:20,528 --> 00:04:22,062 (NORMAL VOICE) No! Don't read the suggested script! 122 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,230 That's the worst option of all. 123 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:26,066 Hello. You've reached the answering machine 124 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:28,068 of the Goldberg residence. 125 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:31,939 We either are unavailable or unable 126 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:33,474 to get to the phone at the moment, 127 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:35,509 but we would appreciate it if you would leave 128 00:04:35,543 --> 00:04:38,579 your name, telephone number, business, 129 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:42,383 the person you're calling for, and the time you called 130 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:44,818 after you hear the beep. 131 00:04:44,852 --> 00:04:48,155 And we will be sure to get back to you at our... 132 00:04:48,188 --> 00:04:49,490 Come on! Everyone knows how to do it. 133 00:04:49,523 --> 00:04:50,924 I can't take it. It's so long and explain-y. 134 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:52,326 Shut up! 135 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,362 Earliest convenience. 136 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:57,097 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. I... I'm good with that. 137 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,766 ADULT ADAM: As my dad got the win, 138 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:01,201 I was still a lone loser without a table. 139 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:02,770 My only choice was to accept my fate 140 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,538 of eating alone under the bleachers. 141 00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:07,875 That is, until I stumbled upon my salvation. 142 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:10,243 Holy motherboard. 143 00:05:10,277 --> 00:05:11,679 The high-school computer lab. 144 00:05:11,712 --> 00:05:14,081 It had six state-of-the-art Apple IIs, 145 00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:18,285 each with double floppy drives and a dot-matrix printer 146 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,421 that could ink a whopping six lines per minute 147 00:05:20,454 --> 00:05:22,656 on that weird paper where you rip off the sides. 148 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:24,858 We're allowed to be in here. Okay. 149 00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:27,127 Mr. Glascott says we can stay the whole lunch period 150 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,596 as long as we don't make crumbs, 151 00:05:28,629 --> 00:05:30,964 which is why I bring a thermos of soup every day. 152 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:32,666 Cool. 153 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:34,267 Whoa. Is that Prince of Persia? 154 00:05:34,301 --> 00:05:37,070 We've got it all... Castle Wolfenstein, Lode Runner, 155 00:05:37,104 --> 00:05:40,574 Choplifter, and Ultima, parts I, II, III, and IV. 156 00:05:40,608 --> 00:05:43,276 You have part IV? That's the ultimate "Ultima"! 157 00:05:43,310 --> 00:05:45,278 You know your stuff. I'm Adam, by the way. 158 00:05:45,312 --> 00:05:47,280 I'm Mike Levy. This is also Mike Levy. 159 00:05:47,314 --> 00:05:48,549 You guys have the same name? 160 00:05:48,582 --> 00:05:50,350 Yeah, but Mike Z. is painfully shy, 161 00:05:50,384 --> 00:05:52,285 so it's not much of an issue. 162 00:05:52,319 --> 00:05:55,789 I feel your pain. There's a senior also named Adam Goldberg. 163 00:05:55,823 --> 00:05:58,025 He's not happy to have me around. 164 00:05:58,058 --> 00:05:58,959 (CHUCKLES) Right on. 165 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:01,261 I'm actually pretty good at Oregon Trail. 166 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:03,296 ADULT ADAM: Even though I immediately died of dysentery, 167 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:06,133 my mom was thrilled I found a party to hitch my wagon to. 168 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:09,537 Meanwhile, Erica and Barry were blazing their own trail. 169 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:10,838 ERICA: Guess what we have. 170 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:13,373 The answers to all our answering-machine problems... 171 00:06:13,407 --> 00:06:14,742 BOTH: Crazy Calls. 172 00:06:14,775 --> 00:06:17,144 I don't know what it is, but it sounds wild. 173 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:19,713 It's a tape of professionally recorded outgoing messages 174 00:06:19,747 --> 00:06:21,615 that represent many musical styles. 175 00:06:21,649 --> 00:06:24,652 And it's advertised on TV, so you know it's good. 176 00:06:24,685 --> 00:06:26,987 BARRY: Prepare yourselves. 177 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:29,490 MAN: (ON STEREO) * I'm glad you called, but I'm not home 178 00:06:29,523 --> 00:06:31,625 * But I'll be back before too long 179 00:06:31,659 --> 00:06:33,594 BOTH: * Wait for the beep 180 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:36,063 * You gotta leave your name you gotta leave your number 181 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:37,731 * Wait for the beep 182 00:06:37,765 --> 00:06:40,000 (BEEPING) Al, don't join into their nonsense. 183 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:43,336 Listen... We have no answering-machine problems. 184 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:45,272 My message stays. 185 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:47,174 Please, just listen to reason. 186 00:06:47,207 --> 00:06:49,076 The message you recorded is so bad, 187 00:06:49,109 --> 00:06:50,277 our friends refuse to call. 188 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:53,213 The light is blinking. I must be doing something right. 189 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:54,848 POP POP: (ON ANSWERING MACHINE) Hello. Is this Murray? 190 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:57,017 What? You got a robit taking your messages now? 191 00:06:57,050 --> 00:06:59,553 Ooh, my highfalutin' son thinks he's better than everyone. 192 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:00,688 I think it's Pop Pop. 193 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:02,322 Well, you're not. You're a thief! 194 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:04,925 Don't think I forgot about that $17 you stole from me. 195 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:07,895 Still with the $17! I can't take this! 196 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:08,896 (TAPE FAST-FORWARDING) 197 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,731 My electric bill was the same every month, 198 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,500 but all of a sudden, it's $17 more. 199 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:14,201 Yeah, well, you do the math, genius! 200 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:15,536 He's taking up the whole tape! 201 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:16,770 (TAPE FAST-FORWARDING) 202 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:18,171 I know you were upset about your wedding toast, 203 00:07:18,205 --> 00:07:20,107 but I really thought you preferred the company of men. 204 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,074 (TAPE FAST-FORWARDING) 205 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:22,876 You were an ugly baby. There, I said it. 206 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:25,513 MURRAY: That's it! Well, at least he's talking to you. That's new. 207 00:07:25,546 --> 00:07:27,347 Oh, we will talk but good. 208 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:30,183 Just he and I, man to man. 209 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:32,119 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 210 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:34,354 Ah, you. What do you want? 211 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:36,389 My dad paid me $20 to set this up for you 212 00:07:36,423 --> 00:07:37,658 so you won't miss his phone call. 213 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:40,460 Ah, so he'll pony up 20 bucks for you, 214 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:42,195 and still I'm out my $17. 215 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:44,498 I don't know, man. Do you want the machine or not? 216 00:07:44,532 --> 00:07:45,933 All right. I'll take the robit, 217 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:47,735 but only because I like free stuff. 218 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:49,737 ADULT ADAM: As Erica did my dad's dirty work, 219 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:52,840 me and my new pals were having some good, clean fun. 220 00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:55,108 And that, my friend, is how you use Basic 221 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:57,144 to program a real-life booby. 222 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:58,411 Whoa! 223 00:07:58,445 --> 00:08:01,014 ADAM: So lifelike. 224 00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:03,751 Scram! Me and this lady are gonna study 225 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:06,053 for health class, with our faces. 226 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:08,155 No way! We're allowed to be here at lunch. 227 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:09,456 Mr. Glascott says. 228 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,491 You're a ballsy, little nerd, aren't you? 229 00:08:11,525 --> 00:08:13,393 Tell you what, I'm gonna let it slide, 230 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:16,630 but only because there's a broom closet for us right down the hall. 231 00:08:16,664 --> 00:08:18,298 Later, nerd losers. 232 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:19,833 Look at them with their nerd thermoses. 233 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:22,169 GIRL: Like they're nerd construction workers. 234 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:23,971 (BOTH LAUGHING) 235 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:27,975 Excuse me. What did you just say about those nerd losers? 236 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:30,711 Uh, that they should drink out of their nerd thermoses? 237 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:32,145 Glascott's office now! 238 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:34,582 BEVERLY: So, what kind of punishment are we talking about here? 239 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:37,951 Suspension, expulsion, solitary confinement? 240 00:08:37,985 --> 00:08:40,588 Do we do that? 'Cause that's what I want. 241 00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:42,122 Yeah. You two can go back to class, 242 00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:45,626 and try not to be so accurate with your nerd insults next time. 243 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:47,961 Oh, and stay out of that broom closet. 244 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:50,163 Yeah, that's right. Old Glascott knows what's up! 245 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:53,767 Why did you let them go? They called my schmoo a nerd. 246 00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:57,037 That's not on them. That's more on your schmoo for being one. 247 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:59,840 Hey, only I get to call my schmoo a schmoo. 248 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:02,242 The point is, Adam and his gang of computer dorks 249 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:04,011 don't even eat in the lunchroom. 250 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,546 That means they're not even on the social ladder. 251 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:08,048 You've got to do something about this. 252 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:10,851 If you don't help Adam, then you have failed as a mother. 253 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:13,587 But that is my greatest nightmare. 254 00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:15,022 You gotta help me. Please. 255 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,357 I told him I'd respect his boundaries. 256 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,059 Guide me. It's what you're so good at. 257 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:21,028 I know you're playing me for a fool, 258 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,230 but this fool has low-grade depression. 259 00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:25,398 So... I'll bite. 260 00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:28,101 ADULT ADAM: While my mom was plotting to improve my social future, 261 00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:31,104 Pop Pop, was getting an earful about his past. 262 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:33,173 MURRAY: You want to know why I slept with the lights on? 263 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:36,409 'Cause you took me to see "Psycho" when I was nine! 264 00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:40,981 You owe me $17 for a lifetime of showering with the curtain wide open! 265 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:43,283 Oh, you want a message? I'll give you a message. 266 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:45,552 I'll give you a big, fat message in your big, fat ears. 267 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,788 POP POP: You think someone's gonna come after you in the shower? 268 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:50,423 Believe me, you have nothing anyone wants to see. 269 00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:51,625 (BEEPING) Fine. 270 00:09:51,659 --> 00:09:53,627 You want to talk, let's talk! 271 00:09:53,661 --> 00:09:57,130 ADULT ADAM: And, so began the great Goldberg answering machine war 272 00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:58,398 of 1980-something. 273 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,100 MURRAY: And you were so God-awful 274 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:02,803 that none of my friends ever wanted to come over and play with me! 275 00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:04,672 POP POP: Friends? I had to pay the boy next door 276 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:05,806 to be friends with you! 277 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:07,240 So, you owe me a nickel for that, too. 278 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:09,342 ADULT ADAM: What began as one simple call from Pop Pop 279 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:13,313 quickly spiraled into an endless volley of very hurtful rants. 280 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:14,948 MURRAY: There! I said it! 281 00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:17,985 You're a crappy dad and even a worse businessman! 282 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,887 POP POP: You think I'm implying you're a disappointment? 283 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:23,023 No, no. I'm saying it loud and clear! Disappointment! 284 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:25,092 Again with the farkakte machine. 285 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,027 I know. He's been tying up the phone line, 286 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:29,062 and I can't get any of my messages. 287 00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:30,698 What? No. 288 00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:35,568 I meant your dad and Pop Pop might be doing serious damage to their relationship. 289 00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:37,070 Oh, please. They're fine. 290 00:10:37,104 --> 00:10:40,507 You are a trash heap of a human being, 291 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:42,676 and even a worse father! 292 00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:45,012 He meant that with love, and... 293 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:47,314 Ah, crap. This went bad fast. 294 00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:51,318 ADULT ADAM: It had been a week since the great Goldberg 295 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:53,821 answering machine war, and my sister was tired 296 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:56,456 of not getting any of her messages. 297 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,525 ROBOTIC VOICE: Tape full. (BEEPING) 298 00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:01,929 My God! This thing between Dad and Pop Pop has got to stop. 299 00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:04,131 ROBOTIC VOICE: Messages deleted. (BEEPS) 300 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,699 ADULT ADAM: Acting on her standard selfishness, 301 00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:09,369 Erica decided to erase Pop Pop and end the war. 302 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:11,905 Hey, I'm home! Nobody bother me! 303 00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:14,007 I need to check my messages. 304 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:16,376 ROBOTIC VOICE: No new messages. (BEEPS) 305 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:18,245 Hey! Anyone call for me? 306 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:21,381 You know, like a telemarketer, wrong number, 307 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:23,216 angry grandfather? 308 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:24,985 Nope. Okay. 309 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,319 Good. Yep. 310 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,188 Very good. Guess there's no reason to tie up the phone lines now. 311 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:30,023 Yep. I mean, no call from Pop Pop 312 00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:31,892 means you don't have to pay him the $17. 313 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:33,493 Yep, yep, yep. You won. 314 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,762 I won. Yep. 315 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,129 Big winner. You won. 316 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:38,331 Murray wins. 317 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:41,268 And that is how you end an answering machine war. 318 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:44,404 Well, I guess it is best for your father's sanity. 319 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:45,906 Sure, sure, that thing. 320 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:48,275 Also, I finally get to use the phone again. 321 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:50,778 Hey! What do you think you're doing, you moron? 322 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:51,979 Making a phone call. 323 00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:54,147 Yeah. The machine is expecting a call. 324 00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:58,218 No one goes near this or stands in this area. Out! 325 00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:00,153 (RECEIVER CLICKS) 326 00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:02,322 Okay. Why the hell isn't he taking the win? 327 00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:04,892 It's like he wants Pop Pop to call and rant at him. 328 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:07,194 Crazy as it sounds, I think your dad 329 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:10,397 actually liked chatting with Pop Pop through the machine. 330 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:12,132 And now that it's done... 331 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,201 ...he's sad. 332 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,804 That's nuts. Dad doesn't get sad. 333 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:19,206 ROBOTIC VOICE: No new messages. (BEEPS) 334 00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:24,244 ROBOTIC VOICE: No new messages. (BEEPS) 335 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:25,879 My God. He's sad. 336 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,915 ROBOTIC VOICE: No new messages. (BEEPS) 337 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,516 Fine. You made your point. 338 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:32,152 We'll get them together and end this, once and for all. 339 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:33,921 ROBOTIC VOICE: No new messages. 340 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:36,456 ADULT ADAM: My sister was determined to end the war. 341 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:40,393 Meanwhile, my mom set off a nuclear bomb of embarrassment at school. 342 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,895 There's the guy. Watch out. 343 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,663 It's the Fighting Quaker of the Month. 344 00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,799 How is this a thing? What's happening to me? 345 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,267 What is happening is you're being celebrated 346 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,837 for your popularity amongst your fellow students. 347 00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:51,371 And one of the delightful spoils 348 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:54,441 is that you get to sit at this special table. 349 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,076 It's for cool kids only. 350 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:59,179 First of all, I like eating in the computer lab. 351 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:01,714 Also, my mom clearly put you up to this. 352 00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,450 (LAUGHS) Popular and funny. 353 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,752 Whatever. I'm going back to my computer game. 354 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,955 And I'm taking this disaster with me. 355 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:12,860 Where is he going? Why isn't he sitting at his cool new table? 356 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:14,761 Did you screw the pooch on this one, Andre? 357 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,830 No! Probably. 358 00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:18,731 Look. If the kid won't accept help 359 00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,767 from his super-cool guidance counselor, 360 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,336 then he's just a lost cause. 361 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:26,173 ADULT ADAM: But my mom was never one to give up. 362 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,141 When it came to her little schmoo, 363 00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:31,078 she always had the drive to succeed. 364 00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,648 Oh, Beverly, you're so "Krafty". 365 00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:37,217 (LAUGHS) 366 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,852 Say cheese. 367 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:42,055 MAN: I think we found the problem. 368 00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:44,624 Looks like someone wanted a little cheese with their Apple. 369 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,793 Nailed it. BALL: Oh, come on. 370 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,596 The sign clearly states no food in here. 371 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:53,033 You kids know the rules. You are banned for lunch hours. 372 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,567 But where are we supposed to go? 373 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,503 In the cafeteria with the normals. 374 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,671 Yeah, I said it. 375 00:13:58,705 --> 00:13:59,973 Come on. I'll cut you a check. 376 00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:02,575 No! You can't send us back in the wild! 377 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,011 We've been domesticated. 378 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:05,345 Guys, guys, guys. 379 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:08,148 I think the silver lining here is that Mike Z. talked. 380 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,117 You shut it! Shut it, Goldberg! 381 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:12,052 You know, it's kind of funny how the drive got cheese 382 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:14,387 just after you joined our crew. 383 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:17,157 Mike, Mike, it's me. 384 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,026 I... I wouldn't cheese the drive. 385 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:21,328 Well, me and Mike Levy are kosher. Way of life! 386 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,696 And Rog, Mink, and Alvie are lactose-intolerant. 387 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,832 Come at me! But every day, 388 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,268 you eat the same turkey and cheese sandwich. 389 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,202 Get some! 390 00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:32,072 That is the lunch my mom always makes me. 391 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:34,774 Mom! 392 00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:35,976 (CROWD GROANS) 393 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,345 Boy, Al, we are lucky to get these seats. 394 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,846 Yep. Pure luck. 395 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,949 Oh, look who it is! 396 00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:45,085 Hey, is that Pops and Father over there? 397 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:48,421 Well, this is a very unplanned coincidence. 398 00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:49,589 Damn it. Damn it. 399 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,992 Hey, now you two can talk in person like normal humans. 400 00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,226 Pop Pop, let's trade seats. 401 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:54,794 That is a crap trade, and you know it. 402 00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:55,963 Mur, sit here. 403 00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:58,198 I'm fine here on the end. Thank you. 404 00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:01,134 Hey, Bar, tell Murray to flag down the soft pretzel guy. 405 00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:04,704 Erica, tell Pops to tell Dad, Pop Pop wants a pretzel. 406 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:09,943 Um, Pops, tell Dad that Pop Pop would appreciate it if he bought him a pretzel. 407 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:12,279 Murray, buy your dad a pretzel. 408 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:14,714 Tell him to buy his own damn pretzel! 409 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,083 No go, Erica. 410 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:19,086 Barry, Dad kindly declines the pretzel purchasing. 411 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,721 Pop Pop, Dad said to get bent and buy your own. 412 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,356 I wasn't asking for a free pretzel. 413 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:26,093 Tell that ungrateful bastard he still owes me $17. 414 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,427 He can take it out of my tab. 415 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:30,563 Erica, Pop Pop said Dad's a bastard, and he wants a Tab. 416 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,565 Pops, Pop Pop wants a diet soda. 417 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:35,802 Murray, will you buy your dad a diet soda? 418 00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:38,138 At the very least, it'll calm him down. 419 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:39,506 Fine! 420 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:43,343 Excuse me. Let me get a pretzel and a Tab for the old guy on the end. 421 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:46,413 Here. Here. 422 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,215 Here. Here. 423 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:49,716 What the (BLEEP) is this! 424 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:50,817 I don't drink ladies' soda. 425 00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,119 Where's my pretzel? 426 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,886 It appears Dad is eating it. 427 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,255 You give your father a message, 428 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,157 and you tell him every single word. 429 00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,526 ADULT ADAM: Yep. Dad and Pop Pop were finally talking. 430 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:02,029 Only problem, they were using their family 431 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:04,031 as their telephone and answering machine. 432 00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:05,165 That's right. 433 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:07,867 This woman cheesed the drive, not us. Her! 434 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,736 Whoa! That's a harsh accusation 435 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:12,105 against a faculty member who's here one day a week. 436 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:13,906 It's true. She cheesed it. 437 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:16,209 It's her signature culinary move. 438 00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:18,045 Beverly, do you have anything to say? 439 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,912 I vehemently deny cheesing the drive 440 00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:21,581 under cover of darkness when no one was here. 441 00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:24,717 She said "vehemently." That's a big word. So I have to believe her. 442 00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,819 Fine. If she's not gonna own up to it, 443 00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:30,490 then I'd like to log an official complaint against this teacher, sir. 444 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:31,391 You mean your mom? 445 00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:32,959 She's been harassing one of the students. 446 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,294 You? I don't see you writing! 447 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,795 Don't write it down, Andre. 448 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:36,929 Write it down, Andre! 449 00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:38,665 Report the snuggies and the kisses, 450 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,367 both butterfly and Eskimo. 451 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,202 You Eskimo'd on school grounds? 452 00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,937 Ooh! I gotta write it. I just have to. 453 00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:47,340 School grounds or not, I am your mother, 454 00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:50,143 and I have the legal right to snug, squish, 455 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:53,080 and kiss you like we're in an igloo as much as I want. 456 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,348 According to the school handbook, you really don't. 457 00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:58,085 Oh, so it's almost as if there are boundaries 458 00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:00,120 that no one can cross. 459 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:02,822 Check and mate. He's got you there, lady. 460 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,191 Adam, I just wanted you... 461 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,892 Bup, bup, bup! Boundaries! 462 00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:07,060 You expect me to just sit... 463 00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:08,628 Bup, bup! Boundaries! I just want... 464 00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:10,363 Just give... Bup, bup, bup, bup! Bup, bup, bup, bup! 465 00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:12,265 I want... But I... Bup, bup, bup! Bup! 466 00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:14,033 I really think he wants you to respect his... 467 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,635 I know what he wants! 468 00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:19,005 You know, I was actually happy in the computer lab. 469 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,408 Those guys accepted me. 470 00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,276 You always say you want to help, 471 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,745 but you just end up ruining everything. 472 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,521 ADULT ADAM: Realizing she'd made a mess of my social life, 473 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:37,224 my mom knew it was time to clean things up. 474 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:40,227 Not so fast, Atkins. This is a random locker search. 475 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,795 If it's random, why are you targeting the guy 476 00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:46,499 most likely to have a doobie hidden in his locker behind a Trapper Keeper? 477 00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:47,834 Ah, nards. 478 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,569 Principal's office. Now. 479 00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:50,803 This is so unfair! 480 00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:54,541 It is, which is why I'll offer you a plea bargain. 481 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,176 You take the fall for cheesing the drive, 482 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:57,977 and this all goes away. 483 00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,479 I don't know what you just said, 484 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:02,014 and maybe that's 'cause I've been hitting my Trapper Keeper, 485 00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,183 but I'm in. 486 00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:04,717 You also have to stop making fun of my son. 487 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,153 Done. Who is he? 488 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:07,420 Adam. Adam who? 489 00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,922 You know, the freshman. You call him a nerd loser. 490 00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:11,691 That narrows it down to like 40 dudes. 491 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,693 The one with the dimples and the glasses. 492 00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,895 He looks like a model. He plays with computers. 493 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,864 Oh-oh! That nerd loser. 494 00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:19,132 Sure. I'll leave him alone. 495 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,768 Hey, little bro. How's it hangin'? 496 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,203 That's not my son. 497 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:25,438 Beat it, dork! Scram! 498 00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:28,441 Ugh! I can't believe my arm just touched a nerd. 499 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:31,844 Getting rid of the answering machine? 500 00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:34,547 Stupid piece of crap. Caused nothing but problems. 501 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:36,048 Don't throw it away. 502 00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:39,786 Pop Pop did call back, but I erased the tape. 503 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,087 Why would you do that? 504 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,455 Because you were hogging the phone, 505 00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:44,724 talking to your dad but not actually talking. 506 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:48,295 And then I realized not talking is how you talk. 507 00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:50,630 Look. That's why we ambushed you at the game. 508 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,965 I thought maybe you guys would like to talk for real, 509 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:56,436 but if you like your machine better, then I won't stop you. 510 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:59,572 You know me and my dad. We never were big talkers. 511 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:00,940 Well... 512 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,375 Maybe it's time to try. 513 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:04,311 (DON HENLEY'S "THE HEART OF THE MATTER" PLAYS) 514 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,914 You! Yeah. I was gonna call, 515 00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:10,983 but then I thought, I don't know, I'd just come over. 516 00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:14,954 What for? I brought you $17 worth of soft pretzels. 517 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,423 I wanted the money in cash. 518 00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:19,992 But the game's on. 519 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:22,495 You could come in and, uh, watch. 520 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,765 Sure. I got nothing better to do. 521 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,637 Lucky for you boys, the real culprit stepped forward. 522 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:34,241 The lab's all yours again. Don't make crumbs. 523 00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,642 (BOYS CHEERING) 524 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,311 Hey, sorry we blamed you for cheesing the drive. 525 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:42,048 It's cool. I'm just glad we're back where we belong. 526 00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:44,884 ADULT ADAM: From that point on, I couldn't wait for lunchtime. 527 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:48,688 And it was all thanks to someone who cared a little too much. 528 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,524 Hey. Heard the good news. 529 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:54,261 Stop. I know you fixed this for me, 530 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:57,264 but wouldn't you say framing a kid 531 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,899 kind of crosses every boundary ever? 532 00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:01,768 God, you're right. 533 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:04,671 I am horrible with boundaries, boopie. 534 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:08,275 But I'll try to do better. 535 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:11,444 Well, I'll let this one time slide. 536 00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:14,914 But, to be clear, the "no snuggling" policy still stands. 537 00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:20,520 ADULT ADAM: In that moment, I realized that I had a mother 538 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,256 who would cross any boundary for me. 539 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,759 Starting now. 540 00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:30,297 ADULT ADAM: And that made me the luckiest kid in the world. 541 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,864 There's too much salt on the pretzels. 542 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,301 What are you talking about? Salt makes the pretzel. 543 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:35,902 Salt makes you die. 544 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:38,371 ADULT ADAM: 'Cause, at the end of the day, walls need to be broken, 545 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,773 and boundaries need to be crossed... Yeah! 546 00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:43,242 ...in order for love to get through. 547 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,516 (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 548 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:50,950 (DINGS) 549 00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:57,023 BARRY: Hi. You've reached the Goldbergs. 550 00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:58,391 Leave a message. (BEEPS) 551 00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:00,293 Hey. I got a flat tire, and I need... 552 00:21:00,327 --> 00:21:02,595 Ha! It's not the answering machine, you dumb idiot! 553 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:04,397 It's actually me... Barry. 554 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,433 (SIGHS) It's me. I need Dad... 555 00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:09,369 Gotcha again! It is the answering machine. 556 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:10,603 Leave a message. (BEEPS) 557 00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:12,772 Damn it! I've got a flat tire, and I need Dad... 558 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:15,007 No, it's actually me, Barry, for real. 559 00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:16,175 So, what's the deal? 560 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:18,478 Barry, I will kill you! Put Dad on the... 561 00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:20,747 But, seriously, leave a message at the beep. 562 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:21,981 (BEEPS) 563 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:27,820 Dad, I've got a flat... 564 00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:30,757 Oh, my God. You're a dumb sack of crap.