1 00:00:02,070 --> 00:00:04,138 ADULT ADAM: Ah, The Breakfast Club... 2 00:00:04,205 --> 00:00:07,241 * Hey, hey, hey, hey Truly the ultimate teen movie of the '80s. 3 00:00:07,308 --> 00:00:09,543 * Ooh, ooh Every high school clique was represented. 4 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,546 The geeks, the jocks, 5 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:15,149 the loners, the Molly Ringwalds. 6 00:00:15,216 --> 00:00:18,252 It showed us that if we'd sit and talk in a circle of trust, 7 00:00:18,319 --> 00:00:20,088 we could all be friends. 8 00:00:20,154 --> 00:00:21,355 * Won't You Come See About Me? 9 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:22,823 Of course, that didn't apply to me. 10 00:00:22,890 --> 00:00:24,558 I was a freshman. 11 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:27,695 High school meant I had a clean slate. 12 00:00:27,761 --> 00:00:30,264 The movie inspired me to reinvent myself. 13 00:00:30,331 --> 00:00:32,866 I am the coolest freshman alive. 14 00:00:32,933 --> 00:00:34,635 ADULT ADAM: I wasn't. 15 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:38,506 But, damn it, Judd Nelson sure taught me how to be. 16 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:40,241 What the hell is this? 17 00:00:40,308 --> 00:00:42,576 Why aren't you moving? 18 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:44,345 Stop it! 19 00:00:44,412 --> 00:00:46,214 Start moving your body! 20 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:49,150 And lucky for me, I had a big older bro and sis 21 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:50,384 who would help me out. 22 00:00:50,451 --> 00:00:51,685 Why do you have so many outfits on? 23 00:00:51,752 --> 00:00:53,454 Yeah, you look like a hobo who lives in a dumpster 24 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:54,888 behind a Burlington Coat Factory. 25 00:00:54,955 --> 00:00:56,390 It's my new look. 26 00:00:56,457 --> 00:00:58,192 I'm locking in who I'm gonna be for the next four years. 27 00:00:58,259 --> 00:01:00,561 Did you cut the fingers off of my lace Madonna gloves? 28 00:01:00,628 --> 00:01:02,796 Now they're fingerless tough-guy gloves... 29 00:01:02,863 --> 00:01:04,064 with some lace. 30 00:01:04,132 --> 00:01:06,234 Okay, here's how this year's gonna work. 31 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:08,602 During school hours, you will not walk, talk, 32 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:09,870 or breathe anywhere near us. 33 00:01:09,937 --> 00:01:11,172 Well, what if I need you guys? 34 00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:13,174 You definitely will, but we won't be there. 35 00:01:13,241 --> 00:01:14,608 Thing is, I'm a senior now, 36 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:16,644 so my focus will be on being super popular 37 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:17,845 and making terrible mistakes 38 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:19,113 that will greatly affect my future. 39 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:20,814 And as one of the school's top jocks, 40 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:22,616 I'll be knocking the books out of your hands. 41 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:24,318 You're not the school's top anything! 42 00:01:24,385 --> 00:01:25,953 This is madness! Is it? 43 00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:27,821 This year, I'm joining the varsity wrestling, 44 00:01:27,888 --> 00:01:30,891 basketball, and cross-country. 45 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:33,561 Cross-country? Since when can you run far or fast? 46 00:01:33,627 --> 00:01:35,263 Oh, I run. I run plenty. 47 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:37,165 Yeah, your weird Barry run. 48 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:40,434 Are you crazy? I don't run like that. 49 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:41,635 I run like this. 50 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:44,938 Yeah, it's probably best 51 00:01:45,005 --> 00:01:46,640 that both of you stay away from me this year. 52 00:01:46,707 --> 00:01:48,976 Schmoopaloos, exciting news! 53 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:50,711 We need to have a little talk. 54 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:52,045 Stop running. Eyes on me. 55 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,447 Remember how I told you all summer 56 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:55,082 I was taking a painting class 57 00:01:55,149 --> 00:01:56,950 to help give my life a sense of purpose? No. 58 00:01:57,017 --> 00:01:58,085 Huh? Who paints what? 59 00:01:58,152 --> 00:02:00,488 You people don't listen to a word I say. 60 00:02:00,554 --> 00:02:04,892 And I would be deeply hurt if it wasn't all a total lie. 61 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,827 I was taking a course for this. 62 00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:07,961 It's my teaching certificate. 63 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:09,730 For what? For substitute teaching! 64 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:11,031 For where? High school! 65 00:02:11,098 --> 00:02:12,800 For which high school? Yours! 66 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:15,369 This... (GAGS) isn't happening! 67 00:02:15,436 --> 00:02:17,805 That's right. You're gonna be seeing a whole lot more of Mama. 68 00:02:17,871 --> 00:02:18,972 Oh, balls! 69 00:02:19,039 --> 00:02:21,609 (GIGGLES) Mwah, mwah, mwah! 70 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:23,677 I feel anger in my body! 71 00:02:25,346 --> 00:02:26,547 See, that's it. That's the Barry run. 72 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:32,253 * Hey, hey, hey, hey 73 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:35,088 ADULT ADAM: It was September 3rd, 1980-something, 74 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,890 the night before school started, 75 00:02:36,957 --> 00:02:39,627 and our worst nightmare had become reality. 76 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:42,863 Question. What does this sweater say to you? 77 00:02:44,131 --> 00:02:45,266 School? 78 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:47,301 That's exactly what I was going for. 79 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:50,471 Look at you. A real teacher. 80 00:02:50,538 --> 00:02:52,240 While this might have begun as a way 81 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:54,742 for me to inappropriately track my children's every move, 82 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:57,878 it's given me a renewed sense of purpose. MURRAY: I'm thrilled. 83 00:02:57,945 --> 00:03:00,681 You're always marching down there to make trouble anyhow. 84 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:02,316 Might as well get some money for it. 85 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:05,586 Also, you're supporting the most important woman in your life. 86 00:03:05,653 --> 00:03:06,687 Sure! Why not? 87 00:03:06,754 --> 00:03:07,788 (GASPS) 88 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:09,723 Hey! What do you think? 89 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:11,525 How does Professor Goldberg look? 90 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:12,860 Mom, you're not a professor. 91 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:16,497 Well, then why do I have a Ph.D in nose boops? 92 00:03:16,564 --> 00:03:18,131 Boop, boop, boop! Ha! 93 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,668 See you in the halls, delicious pupils. 94 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:21,969 Excuse us, Father. 95 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,471 We hate to interrupt your evening, 96 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:25,306 but we would like to borrow a brief moment 97 00:03:25,373 --> 00:03:27,174 of your valuable personal time. 98 00:03:27,241 --> 00:03:28,776 What the hell's going on? 99 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:30,778 You morons always come in screaming when you want something. 100 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:34,181 It's true. This energy is very unnerving. 101 00:03:34,248 --> 00:03:36,817 Shouting at you has produced poor results in the past, 102 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:39,620 and at this moment, our lives are at stake. 103 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:42,323 Which is why we came to you as calm, mature, young adults 104 00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:43,657 to talk this out rationally. 105 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,626 Even Barry? Seems unlikely. 106 00:03:45,693 --> 00:03:47,528 Agreed. 107 00:03:47,595 --> 00:03:48,929 Since you're asking so politely, 108 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:50,631 I'll wait before I say no. 109 00:03:50,698 --> 00:03:52,266 We need to discuss Mom's new position 110 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:53,567 at William Penn Academy. 111 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:55,669 As you know, children need healthy walls 112 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:58,406 between their academic and home lives. 113 00:03:58,472 --> 00:03:59,907 And, if I may add, 114 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:01,609 Mom is a monster that must be stopped! 115 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:02,843 No, Barry! You promised! 116 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,144 (SIGHS) Sorry! Sorry. 117 00:04:04,211 --> 00:04:05,779 Well, the answer's no. 118 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:07,047 Have a good school year. 119 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,551 So, may I? 120 00:04:10,618 --> 00:04:11,785 Go to town. Do your thing. 121 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:13,354 W-What's going on here? 122 00:04:13,421 --> 00:04:16,189 You make Mom quit or I will knock everything over you love, 123 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:17,525 starting with these thin books! 124 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:19,226 (GRUNTS) 125 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:21,194 What are you doing? You're scaring the dog! 126 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:24,798 I...am throwing... candies in anger! 127 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:28,869 Ooh. (PANTING) Went too hot too fast. Here. 128 00:04:30,571 --> 00:04:34,842 I need... like five hours to recharge my anger. 129 00:04:39,513 --> 00:04:40,848 (P.A. FEEDBACK) 130 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:43,384 BALL: Hello, and welcome, William Penn Academy. 131 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:46,420 Thrilled to be back for what's shaping up to be 132 00:04:46,487 --> 00:04:47,888 the most exciting school year with-- 133 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:49,890 (YELLS) Oh, crap! She's already here! 134 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:51,325 Just get to class! 135 00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:52,793 My God, lady. 136 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:55,896 It's the first minute of the school year. 137 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:58,231 (STAMMERING) Minute. Oh, Earl. 138 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,401 I'm not here to beat you into submission. 139 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:01,602 I'm here to teach. 140 00:05:01,669 --> 00:05:02,936 I'm sorry. Teach? 141 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:04,838 Yes. I got certified over the summer. 142 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:06,407 I'm on your list of subs. 143 00:05:06,474 --> 00:05:08,442 I am unaware of any such list. 144 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:09,643 Here it is. 145 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:11,345 See? There's my name right there. 146 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:13,180 I put it there myself. Right at the top. 147 00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:14,281 See it? Uh-huh. 148 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:15,583 See it? See? Yeah. I see. 149 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:16,650 See? I see it. 150 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:17,751 See? I see it, damn it! 151 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:18,852 Yay! (CHUCKLES) 152 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:20,053 So, where do you need me, boss? 153 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,423 Thing is, it is the first day of school 154 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:24,758 and all of my teachers are here and healthy. 155 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:29,930 So, I will give you a call as soon as... never. 156 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:31,599 I get the sense you don't want me here, Earl. 157 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:32,833 Oh, good! 158 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:35,002 Thanks for reading all the obvious social cues. 159 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:37,170 You're not seeing the big picture, boss. 160 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:39,673 You're gonna need me one day, and you know where I'll be? 161 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:42,242 Please don't say here. Here. Waiting. 162 00:05:42,309 --> 00:05:43,377 Like a panther. 163 00:05:43,444 --> 00:05:44,612 A panther who teaches. 164 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,279 Please don't wait like a teaching panther. 165 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,815 Oh, I'll wait but well, 166 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:49,950 'cause you never know when one of your teachers 167 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,952 might get sick or have a nasty accident. 168 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:54,622 Please don't hurt anybody. See you soon. 169 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,557 ADULT ADAM: As my mom was anxious to get teaching, 170 00:05:56,624 --> 00:05:58,659 I was about to teach my best friends 171 00:05:58,726 --> 00:05:59,960 a lesson in cool. 172 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:01,729 Welcome back, gentlemen. 173 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:03,263 Whoa. What's with all the jackets? 174 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:04,898 Yeah, man. Denim on flannel 175 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,199 on tweed? That looks swampy. 176 00:06:06,266 --> 00:06:07,300 So swampy. 177 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,136 But that's the price of being a badass. 178 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,938 Wait. What's with your jacket? 179 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:12,072 Clean slate, bro. 180 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:13,774 This year, I'm reinventing myself 181 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:15,876 as a badass greaser like Fanzine. 182 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:17,310 Already got the hair. 183 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,079 Fanzine doesn't have a bowl cut. 184 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:20,714 And why are you in so much purple? 185 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:23,150 I'm reinventing myself to be a sexy badass like Prince. 186 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,085 We can't all reinvent ourselves as biases. 187 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:26,520 This is not good. 188 00:06:26,587 --> 00:06:29,056 No one knows us here! We can be anything we want! 189 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:31,258 Hey, look. It's the jacket gang. 190 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:33,561 It's true! They're all wearing jackets! 191 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:35,295 It's what defines them. 192 00:06:35,362 --> 00:06:37,631 Later, jacket jerks. 193 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:39,366 Oh, no. We've been mislabeled. 194 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:40,968 Take 'em off! Take 'em off! 195 00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:42,636 It's too late. We can't be seen together till next semester. 196 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:43,837 Enjoy the holidays! 197 00:06:46,373 --> 00:06:48,341 Erica! I need your help. 198 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,611 No, no, no! We had an agreement! 199 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:52,045 Dude, you're super sweaty. 200 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:53,881 I committed to this look before I checked the weather. 201 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:55,048 Please. I need help. 202 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:56,684 I'm a senior. 203 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,519 I don't have time for any drama, especially yours. 204 00:06:58,586 --> 00:07:00,320 Speaking of drama, what about Geoff Schwartz? 205 00:07:00,387 --> 00:07:01,789 Who cares about that tool? 206 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:03,491 I mean, sure, he loved me his whole life 207 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:04,958 and I foolishly blew him off. 208 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:07,027 But now Geoff's with Envy, which is great, 209 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:08,962 'cause I can focus on my year of awesome 210 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:10,330 and really get out there. 211 00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:13,033 Crap. Here they come. 212 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,868 Close the door. Close the metal door. 213 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:16,870 I... Slam it in my face. I can take it. 214 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,338 Please tell me they're gone. 215 00:07:18,405 --> 00:07:19,840 Make a whole, people! 216 00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:22,576 Peak physical champions coming through. 217 00:07:22,643 --> 00:07:23,744 Check this out, fellas. 218 00:07:23,811 --> 00:07:25,813 Boom! 219 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:27,481 Whoa. What are you doing, man? 220 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:29,282 That's not how you welcome somebody to our school. 221 00:07:29,349 --> 00:07:31,318 But we're jocks. 222 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:34,221 We're student athletes, bro. Leaders on and off the field. 223 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:36,456 Have a good year, little man. 224 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:39,927 Wait up! I love nerds! Just... 225 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:42,162 I'll punch someone else. Just tell me who to punch. 226 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:44,197 ADULT ADAM: Even though we were still trying to find our place 227 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:47,067 at school, our mom was feeling right at home. 228 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:49,670 Oh, the teachers' lounge! 229 00:07:50,771 --> 00:07:52,339 Oh! (CHUCKLES) So beautiful. 230 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:54,374 I'm home. 231 00:07:54,441 --> 00:07:57,945 Well, well, well. The rumors are true. 232 00:07:58,011 --> 00:07:59,479 Hello, Andre. 233 00:07:59,547 --> 00:08:00,948 (LAUGHING) Oh. 234 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:03,884 I've been waiting for this moment a long, long time. 235 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:06,954 Thank you so much. I've worked really hard to get here. 236 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:09,422 Not to support you. To destroy you! 237 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,560 What? Well, maybe not destroy, but to be cold and distant. 238 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:14,094 Doesn't really come naturally to me. 239 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,296 I'm really a people person. Everybody says so. 240 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:18,799 But after all the times you made the teachers' lives hell, 241 00:08:18,866 --> 00:08:21,434 did you really think that we were gonna accept you as one of us? 242 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:22,770 It wasn't personal. 243 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,272 I was just doing my job as Mama Bear. 244 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:27,307 Well, the bear's got no claws now. 245 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:30,544 (LAUGHS) That's right! We got the claws! 246 00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:31,745 Rawer. 247 00:08:31,812 --> 00:08:33,280 Let me do the talking, Bruce. 248 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,415 I'm afraid only real teachers 249 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:37,050 are welcome in the teachers' lounge. 250 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:38,986 (CHUCKLES) And you're not one of us. 251 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:40,721 So, where am I supposed to eat lunch? 252 00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:43,591 The cafeteria. That's where all the subs eat. 253 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:45,559 All the subs and that new music teacher 254 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:47,828 who wants all the students to think that he's one of them. 255 00:08:47,895 --> 00:08:48,962 (SCOFFS) 256 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,698 Yeah, I had a band once, too, Cody. 257 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:52,432 Point is, get out! 258 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,636 That day, my mom wasn't the only one 259 00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:58,338 searching for a place to eat her lunch. 260 00:08:58,405 --> 00:09:00,007 Stupid Geoff and Envy, 261 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:03,577 ruining the cool table with their love and unsanitary food play. 262 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:05,078 Now I've got nowhere to sit. 263 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:07,080 I'm the one who needs to find the right table, 264 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:09,016 'cause where I sit will define me for the next four years. 265 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:11,051 It's just like The Breakfast Club. 266 00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:12,552 Look at the cliques, 267 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:15,088 the cheerleaders, the burners, the band geeks, 268 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:16,289 the... Mom? 269 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:18,291 Hey, kids! Over here! 270 00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:19,760 Come sit with your mother! 271 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:22,029 Oh! Balls, balls, balls. Son of a... 272 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:23,697 Um, your mom's here. 273 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:25,265 We know. We see her. 274 00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:26,667 Yoo-hoo! Can you see me? 275 00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:28,235 She's waving very clearly at us. 276 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:31,138 I'm your mama! I pushed you out of my swimsuit area! 277 00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:34,174 Barry didn't want the jocks to see him screaming uncontrollably at his mother. 278 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:35,408 I've got grapes. 279 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:36,877 So he sent me over to talk some sense into her. 280 00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:39,613 Let's just go before this gets worse. 281 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:42,249 Well, park your cute, little toughies. 282 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:44,084 I'm having a terrible first day. 283 00:09:44,151 --> 00:09:45,786 I can't sit with my mom at lunch. 284 00:09:45,853 --> 00:09:47,755 I'm already the sweaty jacket kid. 285 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:49,823 It would ruin any shred of cool I have left. 286 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:52,292 Forgive me, Mrs. G., but Barry wants you to know, 287 00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:54,027 "Get out, you monster! 288 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,029 "Get out through that window, right now!" 289 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,631 If you don't sit at this table, 290 00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:59,967 then I have failed as a mother and an educator. 291 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:01,201 You are not an educator! 292 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,203 You are just a crazy lady in a worm sweater! 293 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,006 Okay, you are walking on very dangerous ground right now. 294 00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:08,375 This worm is the only child I have left. 295 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,310 No one wants your sweater, and no one wants you! 296 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:11,645 Goldbergs, please! 297 00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:13,180 What on Earth is going on over here? 298 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:14,614 I'll tell you what's going on, Earl. 299 00:10:14,682 --> 00:10:15,916 You have some very mean, 300 00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:17,550 disrespectful children at this school. 301 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:18,786 Well, they're your children. 302 00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:20,287 Tell them what happens to a student 303 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:21,521 when they sass-mouth a teacher. 304 00:10:21,588 --> 00:10:22,923 They get Saturday detention. 305 00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:24,758 Why don't you tell her what happens to a teacher 306 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,159 who abuses her power? 307 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:27,627 Teachers get fired. 308 00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:29,997 Oh, my God. Earl, write a detention. 309 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,732 It's not that (BLEEP) hard! 310 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:34,467 Whoa! Whoa! Everyone, go back to your lunches! 311 00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:36,670 Not okay. Not okay. 312 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,706 What's not okay is you haven't told the blond lady 313 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:39,873 to hit the bricks! 314 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,474 Yeah, man! Do your job! 315 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:44,377 Barry was hoping you'd step in and wanted to add, uh, 316 00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:45,612 "Grow some plums!" 317 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:46,947 Okay, listen. 318 00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:48,548 You kids cannot talk to me that way, 319 00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:50,784 'cause now you really do have Saturday detention. 320 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:51,919 What? No! 321 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,721 How am I in trouble? I'm just Barry's messenger. 322 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:55,255 Well, then deliver this one. 323 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,024 I expect to see him Saturday, too. 324 00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:58,826 (SCREAMS) 325 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,560 So much for my year of awesome! 326 00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:01,795 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah. 327 00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:03,163 I officially give up, 328 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:05,465 and not just because my mom invaded my school, 329 00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:08,668 but because I suck at love and I'm gonna die alone! 330 00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:09,803 Forever alone! 331 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,841 Don't mind her. She's a basket case. 332 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:16,109 Also, you're fired from the job you never had. 333 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,578 Is it because I screamed out a bad word in the cafeteria? 334 00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:20,413 Sort of a grab bag of things. 335 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,149 Oh, (BLEEP) 336 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,421 ADULT ADAM: It was 7:00 a.m. Saturday morning, 337 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:29,823 and my dream of living The Breakfast Club 338 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,992 had become way too real. 339 00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:34,928 Well, well. Here we are. 340 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:38,198 It is now 7:06. 341 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,868 You have exactly 8 hours and 54 minutes 342 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:43,203 to ponder the error of your ways. 343 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:45,505 My office is right across that hall. 344 00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:48,909 Any monkey business is ill-advised. 345 00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:51,378 Questions? I got a question. 346 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:53,814 Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? 347 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:55,315 Well, aren't you nice? 348 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:58,618 I happen to be quite the fan low. 349 00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:01,254 No, it's from a movie. It's what the cool kid does-- 350 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:02,389 And he's gone. 351 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,557 Eight hours? This is a nightmare. 352 00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:06,760 No, it's not. It's just like The Breakfast Club. 353 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,996 Think about it. We're just like the characters. 354 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:12,099 Lainey's the popular princess. Barry's the jock. 355 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:15,602 And Erica's Ally Seedy, the crazy, unstable basket case. 356 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,704 Hey! I'm just a little depressed and uncovered 357 00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:19,372 'cause I'm having a few boy issues, and... 358 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:20,673 Shut up! 359 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,811 And I, of course, am Bender, the troubled bad boy. 360 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,913 You're the nerd, nerd. Everyone knows it. 361 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:28,615 I am not the nerd. You're the nerd, dude. 362 00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:30,350 Who are you, and why are you here? 363 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,953 I'm Johnny Atkins, and I'm always here. 364 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,724 So needlessly destructive. 365 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:40,027 That's such an Anthony Michael Hall thing to say. 366 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,461 Totally. Classic nursery. 367 00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:42,930 I am not the nerd. 368 00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:45,866 I guess there will just be two bad boys. 369 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,835 Can't have two bad boys. 370 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,036 Okay. Babe, let's bail. 371 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,404 How? The only way out is past Ball's office. 372 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:53,306 Or is it? 373 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,809 Again, this is just like the movie. 374 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,777 No one cares about the stupid movie! 375 00:12:57,845 --> 00:13:00,080 Now help me into the ceiling like in the movie! 376 00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:02,249 While Barry was running away from detention, 377 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,952 my mom was retreating to what she knew best. 378 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,119 What's all this? 379 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,688 Oh, you know me. Busy, busy, busy. 380 00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:11,024 If I don't get dinner on the table, nobody else will. 381 00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:12,225 It's 8:00 in the morning. 382 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,828 She's in a tizzy. Help her. 383 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:17,664 Bevy, you do this when you're upset. 384 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:18,999 Or happy. 385 00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:20,567 But right now, upset. 386 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:21,902 I'm not upset. 387 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,536 This house is a mess 388 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,605 because I let that silly, little teaching job get in the way, 389 00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:28,575 but now I know this is where I belong. 390 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,310 But that teaching job meant so much to you. 391 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:33,313 Well, this family means so much more to me. 392 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,949 Also, nobody from the school wants me there. That's not true. 393 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:39,186 Principal Ball literally said, "I don't want you here." 394 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:40,387 Well, that could mean anything. 395 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:41,889 And the kids say I ruined their lives. 396 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,457 They ruined ours, too. It's the circle of life. 397 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:46,259 And the teachers hate my guts. 398 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,128 Well, there's history there. And I got fired. 399 00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:50,030 Well, they clearly don't want you there, 400 00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:51,298 so that makes sense. 401 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:52,499 You're not good at this. 402 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:55,435 I just realized I'm not a teacher. 403 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,570 I'm a mom. 404 00:13:57,637 --> 00:14:00,040 I'm gonna go cheese-up some cod. 405 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,911 Seeing my mom abandon her dream, 406 00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:05,545 my dad did the unimaginable. 407 00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,680 He got involved. We need to talk. 408 00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:09,516 Oh, good. 409 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,218 First week wouldn't seem complete 410 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:12,785 without uncomfortable quality time 411 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,487 with every Goldberg. 412 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,589 You need to let Beverly be a teacher again. 413 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,825 The thing is, she never was a teacher, 414 00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,894 and she won't be as long as I'm in charge. 415 00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:22,695 I think you're looking at this the wrong way. 416 00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:24,431 If Beverly works for you, 417 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,499 she no longer comes here as a mother. 418 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,268 She's an employee. 419 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,403 Who's the boss of all the employees? 420 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:33,206 I am. 421 00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:36,543 That means she'd no longer be your worst nightmare. 422 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:39,913 She'd be the worst nightmare of anyone you want her to be. 423 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:42,082 That's a scary amount of power. 424 00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:43,750 I think you unleash the power. 425 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:46,786 You give me the word, and Beverly will be here. 426 00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:50,157 Get on the horn and make it happen. 427 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,592 I am taking my Saturdays back! 428 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,694 The harpsichord in our living room 429 00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,829 has been silent for too long! 430 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:57,931 Hot dog! 431 00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,799 I'll call my wife. 432 00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,134 She's gonna be thrilled. 433 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:02,936 You stupid, stupid man! 434 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,371 How could you do this to me? 435 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:05,872 You were so sad! 436 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,507 I actually did something good for once! 437 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,977 Seriously? Who marches down to the school 438 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,744 and makes unreasonable demands? 439 00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:13,846 You do! All the time! 440 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,082 And who cares? 441 00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:16,649 Earl said he wants you back. 442 00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:18,251 Doesn't matter. 443 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:20,887 Even if Ball wants me there, my own kids don't. 444 00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:22,389 Well, who's gonna sit here all day 445 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:23,823 and watch these damn kids? 446 00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:26,593 You wanted to get involved? Get involved. 447 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:29,762 Aw, man. 448 00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:32,032 I did not think this through. 449 00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:35,835 I'm hungry, and my thighs are so cramp. 450 00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:38,238 Why didn't I just go out the window? 451 00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:39,606 ADULT ADAM: While Barry was losing his way 452 00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:40,974 in the intricate maze 453 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:44,344 of air ducts, we were losing our minds from boredom. 454 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,046 I really need to shower. 455 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,780 All right, morons. Listen up. 456 00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:49,516 Dad? Why are you here? 457 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:50,984 I've been put in charge. 458 00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,819 Sweet. You're not a teacher, so we can bail. 459 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:56,256 Oh! I'm worse than a teacher. I'm your dad. 460 00:15:56,323 --> 00:16:00,027 And that means, I can take away everything you know and love. 461 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:03,363 Well, you're not my dad, so I'm out of here, man. 462 00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:05,798 That's fine. I don't even know who that is. 463 00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:08,135 The rest of you are gonna be writing an essay 464 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:09,436 of at least 1,000 words. 465 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,304 An essay that will bond us together 466 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,040 like in The Breakfast Club? 467 00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:15,142 No. You're gonna write nice things about your mom. 468 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,910 Make her feel like you want her around all the time. 469 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,246 That's the opposite of what we want. 470 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,780 Do it, morons! 471 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:23,283 The next time I come in here, I'm cracking' skulls! 472 00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:24,484 (BARRY SCREAMING) (THUDS) 473 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:28,588 Freedom! 474 00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,024 Oh. 475 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:37,597 Our breakfast club was passing us by, 476 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,132 and I was getting desperate. 477 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:40,567 Guys, this is crazy. 478 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,502 The day's almost over and we've yet to bond 479 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:44,137 or reveal our deepest secrets. 480 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:45,972 This isn't a John Hughes movie, dude. 481 00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:47,607 No! I refuse to accept that. 482 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,709 Bonding will happen, and it starts right now! 483 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:53,446 (MY SHARON PLAYING) 484 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,915 Come on. This seems super hokey, 485 00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:58,151 but we'll accept each other through our awkward movement. 486 00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,986 Not gonna work. Dear God. Pass. 487 00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:01,988 What's wrong? Scared? 488 00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:03,223 I fear nothing! 489 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:05,425 Watch me destroy you with dance! I'll show you! 490 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:08,661 * Ooh, my little pretty one, my pretty one... * 491 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,130 * When you gonna give me some time, Sharon 492 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,664 And just like that, we forgot about 493 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,266 who we were trying to be 494 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,934 (0 it *y08yu m) of the line, Sharon * or thought we were. 495 00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:17,137 We were just us. 496 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:19,106 And after spending all day trying to force everybody to get closer, 497 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,840 * Gun it coming off of the line, Sharon * 498 00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:22,075 * Such a dirty mind A little goofy dancing 499 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,876 like in an '80s teen movie 500 00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:26,045 allowed it just to happen naturally. 501 00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:27,447 And when it was over, 502 00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,516 I finally found myself sitting 503 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:32,252 in a Breakfast Club-style trust circle. (MUSIC ENDS) 504 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:33,720 I know we're in school and all, 505 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:36,022 but thanks for not ignoring me today. 506 00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,657 I wish we could be like this 507 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,727 when we're back to school Monday, but I-I get it. 508 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,662 No one wants to hang out with a nerd. 509 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,097 But I thought you were the bad boy. 510 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:47,100 No. I'm the same as I was in middle school. 511 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:50,770 Six layers of boiling-hot clothes won't change that. 512 00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:51,971 Yeah, I'm not a jock. 513 00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:53,940 Sure, I have the awesome skills and talent, 514 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:55,642 but I just can't be that sweet and caring. 515 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,244 It's not in me. 516 00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,946 I tried to convince myself I don't care about Geoff and Envy, 517 00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:02,882 but every day, I'll be reminded that I blew it. 518 00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:04,351 And you were right. 519 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,018 I really am a basket case. 520 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,420 And I'm just a mom. 521 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:08,888 God, what are you doing here? 522 00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:10,957 I thought we were all sharing our feelings. 523 00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:13,426 This is our trust circle! You're ruining it! 524 00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:16,796 Oh, you're right. I don't belong here. 525 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,198 I don't belong anywhere. 526 00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:20,333 (DON'T YOU PLAYING) 527 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,135 * Hey, hey, hey, hey Wow. We're sitting here 528 00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:24,036 struggling over who we are in high school... 529 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,505 * Ooh, ooh ...and you're going through the same thing. 530 00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,507 I know. It's silly. 531 00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:29,276 No, it's not. 532 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,911 You always say you're "just a mom," 533 00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:33,546 but you're more than that. 534 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,216 You think so? Dad was right. 535 00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:39,219 * Won't you come see about me? You always support our dreams no matter what. 536 00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,588 * I'll be alone, dancing So I guess now it's our turn. 537 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,556 * You know it, baby Really? You want me here? 538 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,658 Oh, absolutely not. I will run from you. 539 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:46,959 * Tell me your troubles and doubts 540 00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,495 But for once, it's not about us. 541 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,397 * Giving me everything That is so sweet. 542 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:53,866 * Inside and out and 543 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:57,604 * Love's strange, so real in the dark 544 00:18:57,670 --> 00:19:00,407 * Think of the tender things that we were working on 545 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,842 What's this? It's the essay you made us write. 546 00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:04,677 * Slow change may pull us apart Looks kind of long. 547 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:07,146 Just, uh, tell me the highlights. 548 00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:10,650 * When the light gets into your heart, baby It says, "We love our mom. 549 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:13,720 * Don't you? "Everything she is and everything she wants to be. 550 00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:16,789 * Forget about me "But the truth is, up until today, 551 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,791 * Don't, don't, don't "that's all we thought she was... 552 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:20,727 "Just a mom. 553 00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,729 * Don't you B"ut she's so much more than that. 554 00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:24,497 * Forget about me We all are. 555 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:27,367 "Even though we all look at each other in the simplest terms... 556 00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:30,136 * Will you stand above me? ..".with the most convenient definitions," 557 00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:31,804 "* 558 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,673 * Look my way "We're not just a geek... 559 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,543 * Never love me ..or a jock... 560 00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,110 * Rain keeps falling ...or a basket case." 561 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,512 Hey, guys. 562 00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:40,813 * Rain keeps falling Erica! There she is! 563 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:41,948 Where you been all week? 564 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,683 Laying low. But I'm back. 565 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:44,951 * Down, down, down 566 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,255 ADAM: "Or a mom." 567 00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:50,523 * Hey, hey, hey, hey Teachers only. 568 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:51,958 * Ooh, ooh The blond lady stays. 569 00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:54,461 Beverly, some jerk parked in my space. 570 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,763 (SCOFFS) This will not stand. 571 00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:59,098 ADAM: "In the end, we're a family." 572 00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:00,600 I got to go move my car. 573 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,735 "And that means we're in it together. 574 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:06,038 * Don't you forget about me "Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club." 575 00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:08,408 What's "The Breakfast Club"? 576 00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:09,942 ADULT ADAM: My dad asked a good question. 577 00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,344 * As you walk on by No one knew. 578 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,980 But what we did know was the Goldbergs... 579 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,448 * Will you call my name? ...were hardly as cool as 580 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,216 Judd Nelson and Molly Ringwald. 581 00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:19,686 * As you walk away But as I began my freshman year, 582 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,821 it sure as hell felt that way. 583 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:22,989 What are you doing? 584 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,824 Nothing. Go away. 585 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,092 Okay, well, since you're frozen, 586 00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:27,627 I'm gonna take my gnub-gnubs. 587 00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:30,162 (CHUCKLES) Gnub, gnub, gnub, gnub, gnub, gnub! No! No! 588 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,864 No gnub-gnubs in public! 589 00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:34,634 * I say la-la-la-la-la Oh, you get back here! 590 00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:36,135 You get back here! 591 00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:38,204 * La-la-la-la 592 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:39,339 * La-la-la 593 00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:43,142 Oh, hi. 594 00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:44,811 Um, I go to his school now. Uh... 595 00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:46,313 (BELL DINGS) 596 00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,983 MURRAY: Go put a pair of socks on! Go get dressed! 597 00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:54,887 It's a quarter after 7:00. Please. 598 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,923 ADAM: A quarter after 7:00? Yes. 599 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,731 Whoa. What's with the bolo tie? 600 00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,699 I've come to terms that I'm the lovable nerd, 601 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,668 like Duckie from Pretty in Pink. 602 00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:10,403 And I've decided to embrace it. 603 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,405 Wait. Why are you guys wearing hats, too? 604 00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,607 'Cause I want the cool kids to think I'm a rugged adventurer, 605 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:15,708 like Indiana Jones. 606 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,109 And I'm hoping this Devo hat 607 00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:18,878 lands me a spot in the New Wave crowd. 608 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,947 Gentlemen, high school's gonna rock. 609 00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:22,715 Nice hats, hat boys. 610 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,151 You're all wearing hats like idiots! 611 00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:26,586 That's your thing! 612 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:27,954 Later, hat heads. (CHUCKLES) 613 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,057 High school's gonna suck.