1 00:00:01,669 --> 00:00:03,104 ADULT ADAM: Ah, the computers of the '80s. 2 00:00:03,137 --> 00:00:05,106 Cutting-edge machines with badass games 3 00:00:05,139 --> 00:00:07,941 like Oregon Trail and Castle Wolfenstein. 4 00:00:07,975 --> 00:00:10,444 The graphics were state-of-the-art and mind-blowing. 5 00:00:10,478 --> 00:00:11,845 I got so obsessed with computer games, 6 00:00:11,879 --> 00:00:13,881 I even turned to the black market. 7 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:16,184 Psst, Atkins. 8 00:00:16,217 --> 00:00:18,719 Word in the halls is you got the hookup. Damn straight. 9 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:21,789 I got bootleg copies of Congo Bongo, Zork, 10 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:23,957 and the holy grail of video games. 11 00:00:23,991 --> 00:00:25,959 And there it was, the one computer game 12 00:00:25,993 --> 00:00:29,130 that every teenage dude in the '80s dreamed of playing. 13 00:00:29,163 --> 00:00:30,698 Leisure Suit Larry. 14 00:00:30,731 --> 00:00:33,434 The most coveted floppy known to boykind. 15 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:36,504 This game's got booze, babes, and bawdy bedroom situations. 16 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:39,173 I'm tantalized but terrified. You should be. 17 00:00:39,207 --> 00:00:42,176 We could go to jail in all 54 states just for playing it. 18 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:43,944 And it's yours for 500 bucks. 19 00:00:43,977 --> 00:00:46,914 I've got five bucks and a gently used Ring Pop. Deal. 20 00:00:46,947 --> 00:00:49,150 And so I spent the next 28 hours 21 00:00:49,183 --> 00:00:51,919 guiding Leisure Suit Larry to the promised land. 22 00:00:51,952 --> 00:00:53,053 This is it! 23 00:00:53,087 --> 00:00:54,688 Larry's finally gonna get lucky. 24 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:56,724 When we started this game, we were mere boys. 25 00:00:56,757 --> 00:00:59,360 But we're about to become men! (MOUSE CLICKS) 26 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:02,530 ("THE STARS AND STRIPES FOREVER PLAYS") Fireworks? Where's the naughty stuff? 27 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,998 I traded a used Ring Pop for this. 28 00:01:05,032 --> 00:01:08,001 I'm back to being a boy again! Which, honestly, is fine. 29 00:01:08,035 --> 00:01:09,637 I wasn't ready. Anyone here wondering 30 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:12,506 where in the world Carmen Sandiego is? 31 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:14,575 Lucky for me, I'd still get my computer fix 32 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:16,744 in our school's new programming class. 33 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:18,312 (FLATLY) Now we hit the "enter" key 34 00:01:18,346 --> 00:01:21,249 and enjoy what the last hour of programming has brought us. 35 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:23,551 Annnd... (KEY CLICKS) 36 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:26,053 (PINGING) ...wow. 37 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:28,055 I know, it's truly exciting. 38 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:29,823 Now it's your turn. 39 00:01:29,857 --> 00:01:32,426 Your final project will be designing your own computer game. 40 00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:33,894 Did he just say something interesting? 41 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:36,397 I can't tell 'cause his voice sounds like a robot 42 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:37,998 designed to put other robots to sleep. 43 00:01:38,031 --> 00:01:40,534 Okay, break into groups and get programming. 44 00:01:40,568 --> 00:01:43,404 I hope you all find this project as exhilarating as I do. 45 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:46,407 Within that boring delivery was the greatest news of my life. 46 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,542 I get to program my own game! 47 00:01:48,576 --> 00:01:50,744 All I needed was the perfect idea. 48 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:53,247 Let's break it down. What do all the best video games have? 49 00:01:53,281 --> 00:01:54,682 This is so hard. 50 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:56,184 Creativity isn't valued in my household. 51 00:01:56,217 --> 00:01:58,686 Well, there's always a main hero, like Mario here. 52 00:01:58,719 --> 00:01:59,887 And see those hammers? 53 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:01,289 Those are like power-ups. 54 00:02:01,322 --> 00:02:03,191 Schmoo, take your Flintstones vitamin 55 00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:05,526 so you can grow big and strong like Bamm-Bamm. 56 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:07,395 Eating my own power-up made me realize 57 00:02:07,428 --> 00:02:09,730 I didn't have to look very far for inspiration. 58 00:02:09,763 --> 00:02:10,798 I'm home! 59 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:12,266 Wait, that's it! 60 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:14,802 We'll make the game about my insane family. 61 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:16,136 And that's entertaining how? 62 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:17,805 I had a good day! 63 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:20,574 Don't anybody spoil it by talking to me! 64 00:02:20,608 --> 00:02:22,943 See? Every good game has a big snorting boss 65 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,978 who stomps around making everyone miserable! 66 00:02:25,012 --> 00:02:26,614 And we need stuff for our hero to dodge, 67 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:29,317 like barrels and fire and dopey wandering henchmen. 68 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:31,785 Owww-why? 69 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:35,122 'Cause maybe I want to sit in that chair at some point today! 70 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,824 My game was writing itself. (NOTES PLAYING) 71 00:02:36,857 --> 00:02:38,759 I even got an annoying video game theme song, 72 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:39,960 thanks to my aimless sister. 73 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,663 Wait. That's it! I got my hit song! 74 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:44,298 * Banana, banana 75 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:45,799 * Banana, banana 76 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,468 * Ba-na-na-na-na- na-na-na-na-na * 77 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,603 That sucks. 78 00:02:49,637 --> 00:02:52,406 Yep, the Goldbergs would become an actual computer game. 79 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:54,074 But was the world ready? 80 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:56,143 Bevy! I forgot to take my shoes off, 81 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,511 and now they're stuck! 82 00:02:57,545 --> 00:02:59,347 Damn it, I'm pants-trapped again! 83 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:00,914 Eh, we'll tone it down for America, 84 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:02,115 make 'em more likable. 85 00:03:02,149 --> 00:03:03,617 (8-BIT THEME SONG PLAYS) 86 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:09,257 (KEY CLICKS) It was March 20th, 87 00:03:09,290 --> 00:03:11,525 1980-something, and Pops was back 88 00:03:11,559 --> 00:03:13,594 from another winning trip to Atlantic City. 89 00:03:13,627 --> 00:03:15,629 Hey, your favorite high-roller 90 00:03:15,663 --> 00:03:17,931 is back with comps from the casino. 91 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:20,968 And we're talking drink vouchers, free rooms, 92 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:23,837 and front-row sets for a band called RATT. 93 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:26,274 I understand they're terrible. Please take them. 94 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:27,441 Hot damn, Al! 95 00:03:27,475 --> 00:03:28,876 You never lose, do ya? 96 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:30,811 Come here and rub some of that good luck off on me. 97 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:32,212 I'll do you one better. 98 00:03:32,246 --> 00:03:35,148 Call your bookie and put $100 on the Flyers for us. 99 00:03:35,182 --> 00:03:36,484 You got it, big guy. 100 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:38,151 Just hit me with that cash, and I'll give him a call. 101 00:03:38,185 --> 00:03:39,387 Put 'er on my tab. 102 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:40,654 I'm good for it. 103 00:03:40,688 --> 00:03:42,656 So, you don't have the money? 104 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:44,992 I'm just saving it to play the ponies. 105 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:47,295 Gotta keep that hot streak going. 106 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:49,963 Mm. That lucky bastard! 107 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:51,499 I'll tell ya, if I was an older lady, 108 00:03:51,532 --> 00:03:53,401 I wouldn't mind spending a little time with him. 109 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:54,568 This is a nightmare. 110 00:03:54,602 --> 00:03:56,970 Relax. I said if I was a lady. 111 00:03:57,004 --> 00:03:59,907 No! I'm talking about my dad's gambling. 112 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:02,810 He just tried to borrow money from Bill, of all people. 113 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:04,011 Oh, Lord, she's right. 114 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:05,646 I'm not the person you ask for money. 115 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:07,481 My net worth is seven. 116 00:04:07,515 --> 00:04:10,518 Bevy, the only thing your dad cares about more than gambling 117 00:04:10,551 --> 00:04:12,386 is doing what he's told not to do. 118 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:13,554 Let him go to the casino. 119 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,623 BEVERLY: Wait, that's it! 120 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:18,326 When he does, we'll trail him and catch him losing big, 121 00:04:18,359 --> 00:04:20,160 and then he'll have to admit he's got a problem. 122 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:21,729 Good idea, Mur. 123 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:24,097 On your way back, fill my car up with some gas. 124 00:04:24,131 --> 00:04:25,533 Thank you. Fine. 125 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:27,234 Bill will help me spy on my father. 126 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,536 Wha... No, no, no. 127 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:30,438 I just came over for some salsa. 128 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:31,739 Mur, say something. 129 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:34,007 Get me a funnel cake. I love funnel cakes. 130 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:36,610 And so my mom dragged Bill to Atlantic City 131 00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:39,747 to see just how lucky Lucky Al really was. 132 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,515 Turns out, the old guy still had it. 133 00:04:41,549 --> 00:04:43,250 Hot dog. You're wrong, Bev. 134 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,553 The man's as lucky as ever. 135 00:04:45,586 --> 00:04:47,020 Nope. He's betting his watch. 136 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:48,422 You're right. He's a degenerate. 137 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:50,190 While Pops was losing big, 138 00:04:50,223 --> 00:04:54,127 I was ready to unveil a little program called The Goldbergs. 139 00:04:54,161 --> 00:04:55,863 So, it's like Leisure Suit Larry, 140 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:57,865 where you walk around and do funny stuff, 141 00:04:57,898 --> 00:05:01,068 but in our game, it's about having a crazy family like mine. 142 00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:03,136 For example, the overbearing smother. 143 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:05,138 She's there for every waking hour, 144 00:05:05,172 --> 00:05:07,074 and the sleeping ones, too. 145 00:05:07,107 --> 00:05:08,776 Then there's a pants-less dad. 146 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:11,579 He only gets out of his chair if you touch the thermostat. 147 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:13,581 And Pops, the wise, old grandfather 148 00:05:13,614 --> 00:05:15,215 who guides you through this crazy world 149 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:16,784 with questionable advice. (COMPUTER CHIMES) 150 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:20,053 Wow. This is an incredibly skilled graphic. 151 00:05:20,087 --> 00:05:21,254 I'm proud of you. 152 00:05:21,288 --> 00:05:22,656 Are you? 153 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:24,592 Is he? Good luck. 154 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:27,094 I hope your family will be okay with you openly mocking them 155 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:28,462 for the sake of comedy. 156 00:05:28,496 --> 00:05:30,731 Trust me, I've been videotaping them my whole life 157 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:32,766 and they don't even notice. 158 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,101 BARRY: What the crap? 159 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:35,903 That looks like a computer version of me! 160 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:37,405 Really? I don't see it. 161 00:05:37,438 --> 00:05:38,572 (COMPUTER CHIMES) 162 00:05:38,606 --> 00:05:40,808 It's says my name right there! 163 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,343 Dude! You can't make a game about me 164 00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:45,012 without express written consent! 165 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:46,914 This game isn't just about you. 166 00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:48,782 See? It's about our whole family. 167 00:05:48,816 --> 00:05:51,419 See? There's computer Dad in his computer underpants. 168 00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:52,686 (BEEPING) 169 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:55,288 Dad! Adam put you in his stupid game, 170 00:05:55,322 --> 00:05:57,691 and all you do is sit in your chair and call us morons! 171 00:05:57,725 --> 00:06:00,027 Just let me sit in my chair in peace, moron! 172 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:01,629 See? It's all in good fun. 173 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:03,163 Check out the Erica bonus level. 174 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,499 You throw rotten tomatoes at her as she busks. 175 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:06,767 If you get enough direct hits, 176 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,036 she stops singing and goes back to college. 177 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:11,705 (CHUCKLING) Oh, man. Erica's garbage. 178 00:06:11,739 --> 00:06:13,273 Now, this one you totally nailed, bro. 179 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:15,342 Nailed what about me? What! Tell me now! 180 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,044 Sister Erica, how would you like to be 181 00:06:17,077 --> 00:06:18,646 in a state-of-the-art computer game... 182 00:06:18,679 --> 00:06:20,047 No! Take me out of that, 183 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,015 or I'll punch your lazy eye straight! 184 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,951 Well, looks like it's game over. 185 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:25,619 Or is it? 186 00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:28,889 With just a few clicks, it's goodbye, sister Erica, 187 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:30,858 and hello, brother Eric. 188 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,826 If that's an option, then change me, too! 189 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:34,194 What's to change? You're perfect. 190 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:37,064 I know that. But the game says otherwise. 191 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:39,700 Look at that spaz run computer-me is doing. 192 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,902 I do not run like that! 193 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:44,137 Yeeeaaah, except that you do. 194 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:45,606 No, I don't! Make me stop! 195 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:49,242 You're just making him run faster. 196 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:52,546 Then I refuse to grant you the rights to my likeness forever. 197 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:54,247 That's the run right there. 198 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:56,016 How does he not see it? 199 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:57,751 That's it. 200 00:06:57,785 --> 00:06:59,887 I'm banning my dad from Atlantic City, 201 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,590 the horse track, and all bingo parlors. 202 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:04,925 So you want to ban the man from his entire life? 203 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:07,661 Yes. I can ban anyone from anywhere. 204 00:07:07,695 --> 00:07:09,830 Ask Murray if he's allowed in Sharper Image. 205 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:11,899 You did that? Why? 206 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:14,267 Because I was losing him to the massage chairs. 207 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:17,370 Just like I'm losing my father to Atlantic City. 208 00:07:17,404 --> 00:07:18,906 It's not just Atlantic City. 209 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:20,007 He makes bets with my bookie. 210 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,408 Wait, that's it. 211 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,076 You'll keep taking his bets, 212 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,012 but you won't actually place them. 213 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:27,047 That way, when he loses big, 214 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,182 he'll keep his money and still learn a lesson. 215 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:30,518 Truth be told, 216 00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:32,520 tailing an old man to a casino in another state 217 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:33,754 was already a pretty full day. 218 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,255 So put me down as a "no". 219 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:36,389 I don't accept. 220 00:07:36,423 --> 00:07:38,225 (WHISPERING) Son of a bitch! 221 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:39,760 Hey, Pumpkin! 222 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:43,096 Guess who just cleaned out the Tropicana again? 223 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,732 Dad, your luck is incredible. 224 00:07:44,765 --> 00:07:47,134 I just wish there was a way for you to win more 225 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:49,269 without schlepping all the way to A.C. 226 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,706 I wish, too, for this. Yes. 227 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:55,075 You mean my dad should start placing all his bets 228 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:57,244 with your great, new bookie... 229 00:07:57,277 --> 00:07:58,445 Bettin' Joe? 230 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,213 He sounds great! 231 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:03,283 $100 on a six-team parlay... 232 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:07,955 Jets, Lions, Bucs, Saints, Oilers, and Packers. 233 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,757 There you go! If you're gonna bet six teams, 234 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:10,891 they might as well be the worst. 235 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:12,325 Well? 236 00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:14,662 Oh, you want me to... call my bookie now. 237 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:16,630 (DIALING) 238 00:08:16,664 --> 00:08:19,066 Hello...Bettin' Joe. 239 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:20,267 Yeah, Bill Lewis. 240 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:23,937 Can I get $100 on a six-team parlay? 241 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:25,973 Yes, all the ones that you just guessed. 242 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,074 (PULSATING TONE) 243 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:28,308 He had to go. 244 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,110 As Bill doubled down on the lies, 245 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:32,145 I was busy being brutally honest 246 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,814 about my computer-game family. 247 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:36,784 (8-BIT MUSIC PLAYING) 248 00:08:36,817 --> 00:08:38,451 Turn it down, dork. 249 00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:40,320 I'm writing music in my head with my eyes closed, 250 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,521 and you're distracting me. 251 00:08:41,555 --> 00:08:42,656 (WHISPERING) Oh... 252 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:44,157 I like it. That's good. 253 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:45,626 (KEYS CLACK, COMPUTER CHIMES) 254 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:48,195 Hey, did you just type in what I said? 255 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:50,197 Nope! You have nothing to do with this game whatsoever. 256 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:51,498 Really? Then what's that? 257 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,801 Just a random sweat-pants-wearing couch potato 258 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:55,669 named Eric who thinks he's gonna be a rock star. 259 00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:58,471 Huh, what a dipwad. 260 00:08:58,505 --> 00:09:00,774 Dude! You're still making that game? 261 00:09:00,808 --> 00:09:04,544 I told you no Barry unless he runs as fast as Carl Lewis! 262 00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:06,847 Fine! I'll make you Carl Lewis! Is that all? 263 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:10,050 Actually, I do have a few more tiny, massive demands. 264 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:12,686 You made computer Barry a friendless loser, 265 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,788 which means you must add in the JTP. 266 00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:17,791 That's four more characters to design. Only three. 267 00:09:17,825 --> 00:09:21,028 I'm sending a super clear but hidden message to Matt Bradley. 268 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,330 Your demands are insane! 269 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:25,432 The whole point is to make a game about me 270 00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:26,834 and my actual family! 271 00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:28,535 Oh, really? 272 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:31,171 So this is you in real life, 273 00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:33,841 a hunky hero with six-pack abs? 274 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:35,442 My final demand! 275 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:39,046 You must re-nerdify computer Adam in the spirit of honesty. 276 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:42,015 Look, even if I want to make these incredibly stupid changes, 277 00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:44,017 my creative team will never approve it! 278 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:46,086 And yet, they jumped at the opportunity. 279 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:47,888 ADAM: Aw, man, are you kidding me? 280 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,857 You actually listened to this butt clown? 281 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:51,558 Barry's creative direction of the main character 282 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,026 just made sense. 283 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:54,427 You monster! 284 00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:57,397 How dare you force me to face the reality of what I am! 285 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,499 You can't just make fun of us and not yourself. 286 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,001 Fine! Then it's over! 287 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:03,136 No one will ever see The Goldberg Game! 288 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:09,509 (GAME THEME PLAYS) 289 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,111 Oh, no... 290 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:13,714 Oh, yes. He had it. She had it. 291 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,683 The Goldberg program was everywhere! 292 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,184 How is this possible? 293 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:18,585 Made a bunch of bootlegs, bro. 294 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,253 This game's hilarious 'cause I can wedge you 295 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,789 without real-world consequences. 296 00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:22,890 Balls. 297 00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:25,092 (LAUGHS) 298 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:28,228 Somehow, The Goldberg Game was the talk of the school. 299 00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:31,231 Suddenly, everyone was eager to tell me their many opinions. 300 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:33,200 Look! It's that lazy-eyed spaz who can't catch a baseball 301 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,268 from the Goldbergs game. Yep, that's me. 302 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:36,870 Yo, do you really run all the way home to poop 303 00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:38,305 'cause you can't do it at school, just like in the game? 304 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:40,273 Sadly, that's all real. 305 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,309 It's embarrassing but relatable. 306 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:43,543 I'm rooting for you, bro. 307 00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:44,644 You really don't have to. 308 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:45,946 Yo, I got a question. 309 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:48,982 Why did you turn Erica into Eric? You're a liar. 310 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:51,251 Also, why's it always sunny in the game even though it's winter? 311 00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:53,386 Dates in general are all wrong, and I hate it! 312 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:55,222 Do it better, or we'll kick your ass! 313 00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:56,890 Guys, it's just a dumb game! 314 00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:58,491 It wasn't supposed to matter this much to anyone. 315 00:10:58,525 --> 00:10:59,693 Hey, bro! 316 00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:01,962 Me and the JTP have been playing your game 317 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,630 and we got a butt load of notes. 318 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,065 No. No more notes. 319 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:06,934 But you made me shirtless in the game. 320 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:09,102 I'm not Shirtless Rob. I'm Naked Rob. 321 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:10,804 Take off my computer pants right now. 322 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:12,139 And you gotta make me taller! 323 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,841 It's like the one defining thing in the game 324 00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,776 is that I'm short, but there's so much more to me! 325 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,945 Also, why am I not in the game at all? 326 00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:19,980 I am deeply hurt. (GASPS) 327 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,049 Why isn't he in the game, Adam? 328 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:25,652 I demand you put him in right now! (SPITS) 329 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,520 While I was under attack from my critics, 330 00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:30,924 Lucky Al's gambling odds were growing worse. 331 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:33,994 My gut's telling me Drexel beats North Carolina. 332 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,095 I'll bet a C note. 333 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:37,197 $200 on Miss Alaska. 334 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:39,199 It's about time someone up there wins, huh? 335 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:43,236 $100 on the ugly poodle to win at the Westminster Dog Show. 336 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:46,506 I know sumo wrestlers are supposed to be Japanese, 337 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,542 but I just have a feeling about this Swedish gal. 338 00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:51,478 Lotta good horses running today, 339 00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:54,948 but I'm gonna take $100 on Last But Not Least. 340 00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:57,284 Okay, stop. Just stop. 341 00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,987 Why would you bet on a horse with that name? 342 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,822 'Cause it's a crazy long shot! 343 00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:04,657 She just gave birth and she doesn't take water, 344 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:06,526 but I got a feeling. 345 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,229 Dad, you lost every bet you've made. 346 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,398 Clearly, it's time to stop. 347 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,366 Just learn the lesson already. 348 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,402 If anyone's gonna learn, it's you 349 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:18,171 when you see how much I win on Last But Not Least! 350 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:19,639 Don't do it, Al! 351 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,909 That horse was 60 to 1 before it became a mama! 352 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:23,243 Exactly! 353 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:24,677 Easy money! 354 00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:27,314 Now make the bet. 355 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:29,349 Maybe I don't understand your plan at all, 356 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,584 but your dad doesn't seem to be learning a damn thing. 357 00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:32,685 Patience, Bill. 358 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,254 This is all gonna be over soon, 359 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,990 'cause there's no way in hell that mama horse is gonna win. 360 00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:38,625 ANNOUNCER: And in an upset for the ages, 361 00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:40,427 it's Last But Not Least by a nose! 362 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:41,728 I did it! 363 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,364 Who's the big winner now (BLEEP)? 364 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,066 Wow! Yay! 365 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,735 Oh, we definitely all saw this coming. 366 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,337 Bill, call your bookie. 367 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,705 Tell him I want my cash in small bills, 368 00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:55,508 easier to fill the bathtub! 369 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,811 Mmmm, you can't do that because money's filthy. 370 00:12:57,845 --> 00:13:00,013 (LAUGHS) And secondly, 371 00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:02,049 you'd need at least $1,000 to fill the tub. 372 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:05,018 Good, 'cause I won $30,000. 373 00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:06,219 Dollars? 374 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:07,754 How is that even possible? 375 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,789 That's what happens when a dehydrated horse 376 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,124 that just had a C-section wins. 377 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:12,559 Somebody gets paid. 378 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,494 And I'm somebody! 379 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,063 Ah-ha! 380 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:18,531 And so, my mom owed Pops 30 grand. 381 00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,901 Meanwhile, my sister had this waiting for me. 382 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,936 Ow! All I did was come home! 383 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,872 How the hell could you not put me in your game? 384 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:28,075 You said if I did, you'd fix my lazy eye with punches! 385 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:30,377 That was before I knew it was gonna be popular. 386 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:31,811 If you had said, "Erica, 387 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:33,546 "do you want to be in my popular computer game?" 388 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,916 I would've said, "Yeah. Whatever, maybe." 389 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,650 Trust me, you should be happy you're not in it. 390 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:38,818 Happy? 391 00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:41,088 If this game becomes the next Leisure Suit Larry, 392 00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:44,124 this whole family is gonna be rich and famous except for me. 393 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,293 And I'm the one who loves money and fame. 394 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,595 It's my thing. Babe, I just beat level five 395 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:51,264 by convincing Eric to actually take a shower, get dressed, 396 00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:52,599 and interview for a real job 397 00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:53,766 instead of wanting to be a rock star. 398 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,635 Not now, babe. I'm busy yelling at Adam 399 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:56,937 for not putting me in his game. 400 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,405 What do you mean? Clearly, you're Eric. 401 00:13:58,438 --> 00:13:59,907 No, he's a guy. 402 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:02,109 And a lazy, couch-surfing, wannabe rock star... 403 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,011 (GASPS) You bastard! 404 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:05,778 No, no, no. You are not in any way Erica. 405 00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:06,947 I give you my word, Eric! 406 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,115 You just called Erica "Eric," 407 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:09,182 as if they're the same person. 408 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,283 Damn it, Geoff! I know I did! 409 00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:13,120 I am insulted and angry and very hurt! 410 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:16,089 And I demand that you scrap this pathetic Eric character 411 00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:18,258 and put in lovable, ambitious, multi-talented Erica! 412 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,260 It's too late! The game's out there! 413 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,995 People really dig Eric! 414 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,696 Oh, I sure do. 415 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,765 Although I do feel bad for his girlfriend, Geoffina. 416 00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:27,500 She just kind of dotes on Eric 417 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,801 and gets all bossed around and... 418 00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:30,303 Oh, am I Geoffina? 419 00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:31,771 This isn't about you, Geoffina. 420 00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:33,506 And if you want to be helpful, go get me a soda. 421 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,607 In the game or in real life? 422 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:35,708 Both! Okay. 423 00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:37,510 Enough! All I wanted to do 424 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:40,113 was make a fun, little game about my life, and now everyone's mad 425 00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:42,682 and wants me to change it. Lesson learned. 426 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:46,086 I'm never gonna make anything about this family ever again. 427 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,654 Here's your soda, my love. 428 00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,589 Now I gotta go get Eric his soda. 429 00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,725 (CHIMING) 430 00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,361 I really did. 431 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,196 While my computer game was right on the money, 432 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,898 my mom and Bill were deep in debt to Pops. 433 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,900 So, the way I see it, we have only one option... 434 00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,469 Call your real bookie, 435 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:05,272 bet a ton of money on a bunch of other crazy long shots, 436 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,840 and win the 30 grand ourselves. 437 00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,742 But what if we lose? Well, we'll just keep betting more and more 438 00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:11,211 until we're back on top. 439 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,380 Then we are the ones with the gambling problem! 440 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,049 Hey! Who wants to celebrate my big win 441 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,118 with lobsters at Bookbinder's? 442 00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:20,020 We need to talk. Me first. 443 00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:23,556 I dug myself a really big hole and saw no way out. 444 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,593 I've always been Lucky Al, 445 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:29,296 and it felt like I lost my touch in my old age. 446 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,365 But with this win, 447 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:35,002 it proves I'm still me. 448 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,037 So, thank you, Pumpkin. 449 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,906 If Pops was gonna come clean, so would my mom. 450 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,241 Or not. Damn it, Bill! 451 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,509 Give the man his money! 452 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,011 What? You know I can't do that! 453 00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:46,713 You stiffing me, Bill? Uh, n-no, no, sir! 454 00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:49,782 I will leap over this railing and come at you hard, son. 455 00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:51,284 Do not leap over the railing! Don't leap over the rail! 456 00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:52,619 Then give me my money, man. 457 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,721 I don't play when it comes to my cash. 458 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:57,257 Dad, stop terrorizing Bill. He's good for the money. 459 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,959 Wow! I just picked up the phone to call my real bookie, 460 00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,628 and he's already on the line! What's that? 461 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,863 Yep, he's got the money. Well, then, let's celebrate! 462 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:07,967 Get on your glad rags, 'cause surf and turf's on Lucky Al! 463 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,302 Ah-ha! 464 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:10,437 Sweet Lord, lady. 465 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,239 I just wandered over here for salsa, 466 00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:15,175 and now I owe an old man thirty G's? 467 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,210 (SIGHS) That man will learn his lesson. 468 00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:18,678 Gamblers never win. 469 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:19,779 Except this time. 470 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,148 Yeah, it's not great. 471 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,884 The Goldberg Game had officially torn my life apart. 472 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,953 (CHIMING, DINGING) 473 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,492 Game over is right. 474 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:35,495 The only choice I had now was to trash it. 475 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:38,065 Good news. I trashed every copy of the game 476 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,466 so you don't have to worry about being Eric. 477 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,901 Or you keep Eric, but change him to Erica 478 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,603 and make her a budding rock goddess. 479 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:47,240 No one cares about Eric's lame music career! 480 00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:49,109 I have more notes on Big Tasty, 481 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,943 mainly that you include that nickname as much as possible. 482 00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:54,481 No! I'm done writing about this crazy family! Game over! 483 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,449 Wait, are you talking about your computer game? 484 00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:59,319 If you're making changes, make Geoffina less annoying. 485 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,688 Aw, man. I don't wanna hear crap from you, too. 486 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:02,989 Crap? 487 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,124 It's good stuff! 488 00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:06,259 Good? All computer-you does 489 00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:08,795 is watch TV in your chair and scream about the thermostat. 490 00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:09,996 Classic Mur! 491 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,099 My God. How are you okay with that? 492 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,600 Because it's funny! 493 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,302 Why is everyone so damn sensitive? 494 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,870 Writing about Barry's spazzy run is one thing, 495 00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:20,673 but that game strongly implies that I'm a sad train wreck! 496 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,542 You are. Ha! It's true. 497 00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:26,146 And that's exactly how you run. Ha! So hilariously accurate. 498 00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:28,948 (THOMPSON TWINS "HOLD ME NOW" PLAYS) Hey! Don't listen to these morons. 499 00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,618 You keep going with that game. 500 00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:33,320 It's the best thing you've ever made. 501 00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:35,322 Wow. You're really okay with this? 502 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:36,689 Yeah! 503 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,158 I'm okay with it. 504 00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:40,960 Because it's done with love. 505 00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:42,895 Thanks to my dad, I realized 506 00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:45,132 I had to stop listening to all my critics 507 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,234 and just make something that I believed in. 508 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:50,303 Maybe it wouldn't be perfect, but at least it would be real. 509 00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,172 Are you sure about these lobsters, Dad? 510 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:54,541 This place is very expensive. 511 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,976 We're supposed to be celebrating my big win. 512 00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:58,878 Dad, stop. 513 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,280 You didn't win anything. 514 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,648 What? 515 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:02,949 I didn't place the bets 516 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:05,818 because I was trying to protect you. 517 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:08,655 This gambling has become a real problem. 518 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,923 You think I don't know that? 519 00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:12,725 Bevy, I needed this win. 520 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,627 I needed to be me again. 521 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:17,730 Not like this. None of this is you. 522 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:21,868 I just thought I could figure this out on my own. 523 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:24,204 I'm used to fixing problems in this family, 524 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:26,273 not being the problem. 525 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:31,211 Well, now it's my turn to help fix this for you. 526 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:34,414 * Hold me now 527 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,416 * Oh, warm my heart * 528 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,051 I'm really gonna miss those high-roller comps. 529 00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:41,421 Dad, you're comped here every night. 530 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,056 I know. It's just... 531 00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:47,327 I thought I was different from everyone else. 532 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,761 I thought I was lucky. 533 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,797 You are! 534 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,565 You have us. 535 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,601 And we have you. 536 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,769 And that makes us pretty lucky, too. 537 00:18:56,803 --> 00:19:00,440 That day, Pops realized there's only one sure bet in life, 538 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,209 and that's the love of your family... 539 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:04,277 As crazy as they may be. 540 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,112 Are you actually playing my game? 541 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,414 For the record, I don't run like that, 542 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:09,616 but it's kinda fun. 543 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,418 And as hard as it is to admit, 544 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,453 we know you made this game with love. 545 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:14,687 I really did, 546 00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:17,757 but if writing about my life is gonna hurt the people I love, 547 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:20,126 then, honestly, I don't want to do it. 548 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,628 No, Dad was right. 549 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,230 It's what you do best. 550 00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:25,532 And, honestly, it's fine you changed my name. 551 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:26,966 It gives me plausible deniability 552 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,402 over all the stupid stuff I've done. 553 00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,671 And, man, I've done some really stupid stuff. 554 00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:32,939 I'm gonna hug you both, 555 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,441 and there's nothing you can do about it. 556 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:37,176 Oh, lame. (SCOFFS) Enough with the hugging. 557 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,078 That day, I learned what it means 558 00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:40,813 when they say "Write what you know." 559 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:44,183 There was nothing I knew better or loved more 560 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:45,352 than the Goldbergs. 561 00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:51,324 I am here with the real Eric Goldberg. 562 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,025 You know, this show is based on your family, 563 00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:54,361 and Barry is Barry, 564 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,663 and Adam is Adam, 565 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,665 but how do you really feel about the fact 566 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,801 that you have now become Erica on the show? 567 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:04,170 I have plausible deniability. (CHUCKLES) 568 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,374 I can, uh, deny all those true Goldberg stories. 569 00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:09,141 People don't realize that a lot of Erica's stories 570 00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:10,377 come from your life. 571 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,445 For example, did you ever break into a pool 572 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:14,614 and steal a knish and get arrested for it? 573 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,949 Uh, true. Um, I definitely stole a knish, 574 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:18,551 and I did get arrested for it. 575 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,152 Did you ever sneak off to the Poconos 576 00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:21,321 and wreck your dad's car? 577 00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:23,390 I did sneak off in college with my girlfriend. 578 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:24,891 And the car rolled over 579 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,959 and my dad did have a cow at the end 580 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,528 when he saw the car with the roof crushed in. 581 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,963 True or false... Did you get a fake I.D. in high school? 582 00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,533 False. I did not get a fake I.D. 583 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,801 I made a fake I.D. 584 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:37,136 uh, with my computer and a laminator. 585 00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:39,005 Uh, it was a fake I.D. from Illinois. 586 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:40,307 So, did you want to be a rock star, 587 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,508 and can you sing? 588 00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:43,876 No, this is not true. I have a horrible voice. 589 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,478 Thankfully, you have a beautiful voice. 590 00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:46,713 (CHUCKLING) Thank you. (CHUCKLES) 591 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,515 You'll be the rock star. (LAUGHS) 592 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:53,052 Okay, I just programmed a new level in The Goldberg Game... 593 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,187 Your grade is a C-plus, Mr. Goldberg. 594 00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:56,423 I found the characters 595 00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:58,157 to be unlikable cartoonish stereotypes. 596 00:20:58,190 --> 00:20:59,692 But it's a good game! 597 00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:01,494 So good, in fact, that I know there can be, like, 598 00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:03,863 t-shirts and action figures and spin-offs. 599 00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:06,098 This could be bigger than Star Wars! 600 00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:07,867 Star what? How do you not know Star Wars? 601 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,602 It's the greatest film franchise ever made. 602 00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:10,937 Well, that's your opinion. 603 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:13,440 Rent Return of the Jedi see for yourself. 604 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:15,007 I only see movies in the theater. 605 00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:17,209 Fine, I'll take you to see the Star Wars prequel 606 00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:18,711 George Lucas has been talking about. 607 00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:19,879 Is it out now? No. 608 00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:21,581 But he's been promising to make it forever, 609 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,215 so it'll be any day now. 610 00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:25,518 If I change your grade to a B-minus, will you go away? 611 00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:26,619 Good day, sir. 612 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,321 POPS: Ah-ha!