1 00:00:01,914 --> 00:00:04,482 ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, I had my fair share of tormentors, 2 00:00:04,526 --> 00:00:06,876 and no one did it better than my main nemesis, 3 00:00:06,919 --> 00:00:10,140 sax-wailin', pony tail-rockin' Johnny Atkins. 4 00:00:10,184 --> 00:00:11,663 Yep, he made my life miserable. 5 00:00:11,707 --> 00:00:12,795 Later, nerd losers. 6 00:00:12,838 --> 00:00:14,362 Eat my butt. 7 00:00:14,405 --> 00:00:15,885 I feel threatened, and I want to punch your face off. 8 00:00:15,928 --> 00:00:18,540 And, thanks to shop class, I had to see a lot more of him. 9 00:00:18,583 --> 00:00:19,932 JOHNNY: Hey, Goldberg. 10 00:00:19,976 --> 00:00:21,760 Whatcha workin' on there, man? Looks super cool. 11 00:00:21,804 --> 00:00:23,327 Your interest excites me, 12 00:00:23,371 --> 00:00:25,329 but I'm also certain that this exchange 13 00:00:25,373 --> 00:00:27,201 will end in a dead leg, swirlie, or both. 14 00:00:27,244 --> 00:00:29,594 C'mon, I have a curious soul. 15 00:00:29,638 --> 00:00:31,727 Please, share your wooden gift with me.Really? 16 00:00:31,770 --> 00:00:34,860 Okay, are you familiar with the fantasy action film Highlander? 17 00:00:34,904 --> 00:00:36,949 I am not. Tell me more! 18 00:00:36,993 --> 00:00:40,692 Well, it's about a race of immortal swordsmen who clash throughout history, 19 00:00:40,736 --> 00:00:43,391 and it stars French action heartthrob Christopher Lambert! 20 00:00:43,434 --> 00:00:45,045 Sounds rad! 21 00:00:45,088 --> 00:00:48,352 I wish there was a way I could partake in the joy and delight it's given you! 22 00:00:48,396 --> 00:00:51,094 I actually have the tape right here!Nice! 23 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:52,922 Could you put it down on the table so I can take a better look? 24 00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:54,532 You bet. 25 00:00:54,576 --> 00:00:57,492 [SAW WHIRS] 26 00:00:57,535 --> 00:00:59,276 Atkins, unacceptable! 27 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,539 Goggles on when you use that machine. 28 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:03,672 Aw, man, I helped you do it! 29 00:01:03,715 --> 00:01:05,891 ♪ I'm twisted up inside 30 00:01:05,935 --> 00:01:08,851 ♪ But nonetheless I feel the need to say 31 00:01:11,941 --> 00:01:13,464 ♪ I don't know the future 32 00:01:13,508 --> 00:01:16,989 ♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪ 33 00:01:17,033 --> 00:01:19,557 ADULT ADAM: It was February 20th, 1980-something, 34 00:01:19,601 --> 00:01:22,821 and my dad had just laid eyes on the perfect parking spot. 35 00:01:22,865 --> 00:01:25,607 Ah, here we go. [TIRES SCREECH] 36 00:01:25,650 --> 00:01:27,261 Whoa, did you see that? 37 00:01:27,304 --> 00:01:29,828 That schmuck just stole my space!Oy vey. 38 00:01:29,872 --> 00:01:32,570 Please don't get into one of your parking battles. 39 00:01:32,614 --> 00:01:35,051 Look, there's an open spot right back there. Just go take it. 40 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,966 You really want to put my dead toe 41 00:01:37,009 --> 00:01:38,924 through three more spaces of walking? 42 00:01:38,968 --> 00:01:40,361 [DOOR CLOSES] ADULT ADAM: In that moment, 43 00:01:40,404 --> 00:01:42,406 Pops and Barry braced themselves for one of my dad's 44 00:01:42,450 --> 00:01:45,931 epic parking-spot screaming matches... Or hug? 45 00:01:45,975 --> 00:01:47,933 Oh, it's so good to see you! 46 00:01:47,977 --> 00:01:49,109 Wait, it must be an old friend. 47 00:01:49,152 --> 00:01:51,459 Bink. A jinga, a janga... 48 00:01:51,502 --> 00:01:53,417 BARRY: What you're saying is impossible. 49 00:01:53,461 --> 00:01:55,724 My dad only has two friends in this world, 50 00:01:55,767 --> 00:01:58,161 Bill Lewis and the mailman. That's it. 51 00:01:58,205 --> 00:02:00,207 Hoo! There he is! There's my friend Kormy! 52 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:01,730 Kormy? Yeah, Steve Korman, 53 00:02:01,773 --> 00:02:02,861 one of my best friends from Central High. 54 00:02:02,905 --> 00:02:04,254 Wait, you had friends? 55 00:02:04,298 --> 00:02:05,734 I had a whole group of friends back then. 56 00:02:05,777 --> 00:02:08,389 We were called The Jokers. That's just like the JTP. 57 00:02:08,432 --> 00:02:09,955 How come you never see these guys anymore? 58 00:02:09,999 --> 00:02:11,218 Kormy lives in Lancaster now. 59 00:02:11,261 --> 00:02:12,697 That's way too far. Too far? 60 00:02:12,741 --> 00:02:15,657 You once drove out to Delaware just to get a crab hoagie. 61 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:16,788 That was a good hoagie. 62 00:02:16,832 --> 00:02:18,747 Yeah, it had crab in it.Dense crab. 63 00:02:18,790 --> 00:02:20,227 And that bread was delicious. 64 00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:21,358 I remember that trip. 65 00:02:21,402 --> 00:02:22,794 Yeah. Crab. 66 00:02:22,838 --> 00:02:24,448 Dude, forget the crab. 67 00:02:24,492 --> 00:02:26,450 If Kormy's your friend, you gotta go see him! 68 00:02:26,494 --> 00:02:28,235 High school friends are nice, 69 00:02:28,278 --> 00:02:30,106 but then life happens, and you move on. 70 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:34,197 No, the JTP will always be inseparable blood brothers 71 00:02:34,241 --> 00:02:35,242 that will be together forever. 72 00:02:35,285 --> 00:02:36,765 Pops, back me up here. 73 00:02:36,808 --> 00:02:38,984 How's about we take a drive and talk about it? 74 00:02:39,028 --> 00:02:40,334 Maybe down to that crab place. 75 00:02:40,377 --> 00:02:41,987 All right, enough with the crab! 76 00:02:42,031 --> 00:02:43,554 We're going to Delaware! 77 00:02:43,598 --> 00:02:45,426 ADULT ADAM: As Barry feared losing his best friends, 78 00:02:45,469 --> 00:02:48,255 I was still dealing with my worst enemy. 79 00:02:48,298 --> 00:02:49,560 Dude, can you move? 80 00:02:49,604 --> 00:02:51,562 Urkel's about to question whether he did that. 81 00:02:51,606 --> 00:02:54,913 Just gimme a sec. I gotta find a blank tape so I can record Highlander. 82 00:02:54,957 --> 00:02:56,567 Wait, I bought you that movie for your half birthday. 83 00:02:56,611 --> 00:02:58,090 What happened to that tape? 84 00:02:58,134 --> 00:03:01,703 Uh, I kinda thought it was a piece of wood and sawed it in half? 85 00:03:01,746 --> 00:03:03,531 Schmoo, you gotta be more careful. 86 00:03:03,574 --> 00:03:06,577 Yesterday you lost the lunch money I gave you for square pizza day. 87 00:03:06,621 --> 00:03:08,666 Forgetful me. And the day before that 88 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:10,755 you got your underpants caught in your locker, 89 00:03:10,799 --> 00:03:13,671 and they got wedged way up in the crack of your little tushie. 90 00:03:13,715 --> 00:03:16,239 Ew, stop. Clearly, someone's picking on the kid. 91 00:03:16,283 --> 00:03:18,633 Gah, fine! It's Johnny Atkins! 92 00:03:18,676 --> 00:03:20,852 It's 'cause I'm not in school to protect you anymore, dummy. 93 00:03:20,896 --> 00:03:22,550 Protect me? Protect him? 94 00:03:22,593 --> 00:03:26,206 Yes. All those years while you went about your days blissfully unscathed, 95 00:03:26,249 --> 00:03:27,729 I was working in the shadows, 96 00:03:27,772 --> 00:03:30,601 ensuring that no one laid a finger on your delicate, 97 00:03:30,645 --> 00:03:32,386 under developed little bird body.ADAM: What? 98 00:03:32,429 --> 00:03:34,431 But I just figured I was generally accepted and liked! 99 00:03:34,475 --> 00:03:35,606 Oh, God, no. 100 00:03:35,650 --> 00:03:37,695 Well, I guess it's up to Mama to fix it. 101 00:03:37,739 --> 00:03:39,480 Mom, hear my words. 102 00:03:39,523 --> 00:03:42,744 This is the one thing on the planet you cannot fix for me. 103 00:03:42,787 --> 00:03:44,398 Schmoo, when you were little, 104 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:46,313 there was always a mean bully at school 105 00:03:46,356 --> 00:03:48,184 and like always, Mama fixed it. 106 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,664 How? Easy! 107 00:03:49,707 --> 00:03:51,622 A play date. A play date? 108 00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:53,537 Works every time! I don't need a play date. 109 00:03:53,581 --> 00:03:55,322 I just need to handle this on my own. 110 00:03:55,365 --> 00:03:56,671 Fine, if that's what you really want, 111 00:03:56,714 --> 00:03:59,064 I have no choice but to respect your wishes. 112 00:03:59,108 --> 00:04:00,979 Sup, Goldnerd? 113 00:04:01,023 --> 00:04:03,068 She did not in any way respect my wishes! 114 00:04:03,112 --> 00:04:04,461 Can we start this play date already? 115 00:04:04,505 --> 00:04:06,898 Friday nights are when I deep-condition my ponytail. 116 00:04:06,942 --> 00:04:08,291 Then why did you agree to this? 117 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:10,424 I didn't. Your smoking hot mom forced me. 118 00:04:10,467 --> 00:04:12,208 It's true. 119 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:15,646 I cornered him in that park where all the boys and girls go to study in their cars 120 00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:18,214 and said that I'd scratch his Celica with a wine opener 121 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,216 if he didn't agree to a play date. 122 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,566 Totino's Pizza Rolls? Leave the pizza rolls and go! 123 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:24,002 Oh, I'll just take out the trundle bed 124 00:04:24,046 --> 00:04:25,134 in case you want to sleep over, Jonathan. 125 00:04:25,177 --> 00:04:27,223 Ha, even your room is nerdy! 126 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:30,313 Can't wait to tell everyone at school your bed has a baby bed. 127 00:04:30,357 --> 00:04:32,750 ADULT ADAM: Turns out it's impossible to have a play date 128 00:04:32,794 --> 00:04:34,752 with someone you have nothing in common with. 129 00:04:34,796 --> 00:04:37,407 Seven! Goonies never say die! 130 00:04:37,451 --> 00:04:39,322 Do Goonies ever say, "You're a turd farmer?" 131 00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:41,106 That's a no on the board games. 132 00:04:41,150 --> 00:04:42,456 Ooh! You like Ghostbusters? 133 00:04:42,499 --> 00:04:44,762 Check it out. I got the Ecto-1 Autobot! 134 00:04:44,806 --> 00:04:47,678 How about we make a stop-motion animation where it transforms? 135 00:04:47,722 --> 00:04:50,159 How about I transform my foot up your butt? 136 00:04:50,202 --> 00:04:51,378 How about I just play a movie 137 00:04:51,421 --> 00:04:52,553 so we don't have to interact at all? 138 00:04:52,596 --> 00:04:53,641 Now we're talking. 139 00:04:53,684 --> 00:04:55,033 ♪♪ 140 00:04:55,077 --> 00:04:56,731 What dumb-ass thing is this? 141 00:04:56,774 --> 00:04:58,298 Hello? It's Highlander? 142 00:04:58,341 --> 00:04:59,951 We talked about it in shop class? 143 00:04:59,995 --> 00:05:01,126 You're in my shop class? 144 00:05:01,170 --> 00:05:02,998 Yeah, let's just watch in silence. 145 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:06,044 ADULT ADAM: Lucky for me, Highlander is so ridiculously badass, 146 00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:08,786 even Johnny Atkins couldn't deny its awesomeness. 147 00:05:08,830 --> 00:05:09,961 There can be only one. 148 00:05:10,005 --> 00:05:12,181 Dude, this movie is the best! 149 00:05:12,224 --> 00:05:13,748 Sword fighting! Queen music! 150 00:05:13,791 --> 00:05:15,750 Sean Connery rockin' a pony tail! 151 00:05:15,793 --> 00:05:18,796 Is this play date actually working?No. 152 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:22,931 Man, I'd give anything to be immortal, 153 00:05:22,974 --> 00:05:25,934 see all of history unfold before my very eyes, you know? 154 00:05:25,977 --> 00:05:28,632 You'd also have to watch all the people you love die. 155 00:05:28,676 --> 00:05:31,766 So really, it's a gift and a curse. 156 00:05:31,809 --> 00:05:33,724 Whoa. I know, bro. 157 00:05:33,768 --> 00:05:37,424 Hey, what if there was a way to find other people who like Highlander 158 00:05:37,467 --> 00:05:39,164 and then we all meet regularly to talk about it? 159 00:05:39,208 --> 00:05:41,166 Like a club? Hell yeah! 160 00:05:41,210 --> 00:05:43,168 Boys, it's way too late. 161 00:05:43,212 --> 00:05:45,519 If you're not gonna settle down, Johnny's got to sleep downstairs. 162 00:05:45,562 --> 00:05:47,477 No, no! We're going to bed! I'm, like, already asleep. 163 00:05:47,521 --> 00:05:49,305 ADULT ADAM: And so I had a new friend. 164 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,829 Meanwhile, Barry was trying to lock his down forever. 165 00:05:51,873 --> 00:05:54,049 JTP? ALL: [UNENTHUSIASTICALLY] JTP. 166 00:05:54,092 --> 00:05:56,617 Graduation is 12 weeks away, 167 00:05:56,660 --> 00:06:01,622 which is why I've planned 12 weekends of JTP shenanigans to cement our friendship. 168 00:06:01,665 --> 00:06:02,797 Awesome! Yeah! 169 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,755 Dude! I'll do anything if it's in a calendar! 170 00:06:04,799 --> 00:06:07,323 That's just the beginning, 'cause I also mapped out 171 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,194 the next 12 months of our lives. 172 00:06:09,238 --> 00:06:11,632 Wait, 12 months? Won't we all be in college then? 173 00:06:11,675 --> 00:06:13,590 Welcome to our futures. 174 00:06:13,634 --> 00:06:16,419 We're gonna visit each other every weekend, 175 00:06:16,463 --> 00:06:18,552 and, on Thursdays, we'll have a conference call 176 00:06:18,595 --> 00:06:20,684 from 7:00 p.m. 'til question mark. 177 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:25,515 Bro, I totally want to hang out next year, too, but this feels very intense. 178 00:06:25,559 --> 00:06:28,083 Then hold onto your tiny, flea-sized hat, Andy! 179 00:06:28,126 --> 00:06:30,999 'Cause I also mapped out the next 12 years. 180 00:06:31,042 --> 00:06:32,087 Uh-oh. Dude. 181 00:06:32,130 --> 00:06:33,436 It's in a calendar, so I gotta do this! 182 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:36,831 But wait. Behold the next 12 decades. 183 00:06:36,874 --> 00:06:38,441 First, we'll all find wives, 184 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:40,356 get married in a five-way wedding, 185 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,010 and each have four kids. 186 00:06:42,053 --> 00:06:45,230 Except for Naked Rob, because he doesn't have parental instincts, 187 00:06:45,274 --> 00:06:47,537 but will be the cool uncle to our lousy rugrats. 188 00:06:47,581 --> 00:06:51,019 I do have an uncle vibe, but you can't map out our whole lives. 189 00:06:51,062 --> 00:06:52,194 Yeah, I don't think my future wife 190 00:06:52,237 --> 00:06:53,717 is gonna like any of this. 191 00:06:53,761 --> 00:06:55,502 You can tell that nasal-voiced nag 192 00:06:55,545 --> 00:06:57,286 to put a sock in it, Andrew! 193 00:06:57,329 --> 00:06:58,983 Hey! You don't get it. 194 00:06:59,027 --> 00:07:01,899 If we don't do this, the next time we see each other 195 00:07:01,943 --> 00:07:03,858 will be in a mall parking lot 10 years from now. 196 00:07:03,901 --> 00:07:06,338 Look, Bar, we appreciate all your unnecessary energy, 197 00:07:06,382 --> 00:07:08,471 but we can't commit to the next 12 decades, 198 00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:10,255 so, hasta luego? 199 00:07:10,299 --> 00:07:12,301 Don't you dare swear at me, Matt Bradley! 200 00:07:12,344 --> 00:07:15,043 ADULT ADAM: While Barry was worried about his buddies drifting apart, 201 00:07:15,086 --> 00:07:17,698 one movie had brought together my geeky pals 202 00:07:17,741 --> 00:07:19,917 and Johnny's way cooler band of friends. 203 00:07:19,961 --> 00:07:21,832 Thanks for coming to the HighlanderClub. 204 00:07:21,876 --> 00:07:24,661 I see some new faces to the after-school activities scene. 205 00:07:24,705 --> 00:07:25,749 When do we get the big knives? 206 00:07:25,793 --> 00:07:26,924 I wanna cut someone for real! 207 00:07:26,968 --> 00:07:29,884 Love that spirit, but let's walk before we run. 208 00:07:29,927 --> 00:07:31,494 First, we watch the movie, 209 00:07:31,538 --> 00:07:33,365 then we our pick our roles, 210 00:07:33,409 --> 00:07:34,845 and divvy up scenes to re-enact! 211 00:07:34,889 --> 00:07:35,933 Pass. I'm out. 212 00:07:35,977 --> 00:07:37,282 Yeah, I wish you all the best. 213 00:07:37,326 --> 00:07:38,719 No, screw your safety. Let's just fight! 214 00:07:38,762 --> 00:07:40,329 But then all this club will be 215 00:07:40,372 --> 00:07:42,331 is a bunch of people hitting each other with... 216 00:07:42,374 --> 00:07:44,725 Ow! Extracurricular activities are fun! 217 00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:46,944 Ha-ha, that is fun! I'm back in! 218 00:07:46,988 --> 00:07:49,773 Ow! Hey, why are there children in my wood shop 219 00:07:49,817 --> 00:07:51,383 looking all eager and excited? 220 00:07:51,427 --> 00:07:53,647 We're starting a HighlanderClub, and maybe you... 221 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:56,127 Nah. Faculty advisors get a $35 stipend. 222 00:07:56,171 --> 00:07:59,740 Then, as your advisor, I advise you not to bother me with stuff. 223 00:07:59,783 --> 00:08:01,785 Yes! He has a laissez-faire attitude about his role! 224 00:08:01,829 --> 00:08:04,048 Let's go sharpen our swords and really take our time. 225 00:08:04,092 --> 00:08:05,789 Ow! 226 00:08:05,833 --> 00:08:08,444 Thanks a lot, dude. You gave all the jerks in school weapons 227 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,706 and a scheduled time to beat us. 228 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:11,316 I know what I did, Dave Kim, 229 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,493 but maybe it won't be as bad as we think. 230 00:08:13,536 --> 00:08:15,364 Oh, balls! 231 00:08:15,407 --> 00:08:17,845 Let's shake the nerd trees and see what falls out. 232 00:08:17,888 --> 00:08:19,803 Adrenaline got me up here, but I can't sustain it! 233 00:08:19,847 --> 00:08:21,675 Come to Mama, Dave Kim. 234 00:08:21,718 --> 00:08:23,415 Do you think this is one of those situations 235 00:08:23,459 --> 00:08:25,243 where she's mean to me because she really likes me? 236 00:08:25,287 --> 00:08:26,984 I don't think so, pal! 237 00:08:27,028 --> 00:08:29,596 What's the plan here, guys? My hands and legs are fatigued! 238 00:08:29,639 --> 00:08:31,293 Wait, I got it! 239 00:08:31,336 --> 00:08:33,164 Have any of you seen the gymnastics action movie Gymkata? 240 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:35,036 Screw you and your movies! 241 00:08:35,079 --> 00:08:36,646 That's why we're in this mess! 242 00:08:36,690 --> 00:08:39,997 Trust me! We just have to swing to each other using our core strength 243 00:08:40,041 --> 00:08:41,346 and then form a human bridge to... 244 00:08:41,390 --> 00:08:42,652 Aah! 245 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,395 Ow! I was wrong! 246 00:08:46,438 --> 00:08:48,049 It's not a situation where she likes me! 247 00:08:48,092 --> 00:08:50,268 [THUD] Ow! 248 00:08:50,312 --> 00:08:53,358 ADULT ADAM: The JTP may have rejected Barry's 12-decade plan, 249 00:08:53,402 --> 00:08:54,490 but he wouldn't let that stop him. 250 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:58,015 Stop! Stop beat boxing, JTP. 251 00:08:58,059 --> 00:09:00,540 I've figured out how we'll stay friends forever. 252 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:01,932 Oh, God, not another plan. 253 00:09:01,976 --> 00:09:04,065 Trust me. This one is so good, 254 00:09:04,108 --> 00:09:06,894 even Andy's future joyless nag of a wife can get behind it. 255 00:09:06,937 --> 00:09:10,550 I realize there's only one logical way to guarantee 256 00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:13,988 we see each other all the time when we're all grown up. 257 00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:16,338 Liberty Seats at Veterans Stadium. 258 00:09:16,381 --> 00:09:18,122 Liberty what? 259 00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:21,430 An elite ticket membership giving us access to not one, not two, 260 00:09:21,473 --> 00:09:24,738 but 300 nights of entertainment a year! 261 00:09:24,781 --> 00:09:26,609 These seats offer everything! 262 00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:28,437 The Eagles! Phillies! 263 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,918 That sport you play on ice with the broom! 264 00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:32,528 Strange religious events! 265 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,617 Local graduation ceremonies. 266 00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:36,663 The Kensington Dog Show. 267 00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:38,969 Michael Jackson, Jackson Browne, 268 00:09:39,013 --> 00:09:42,669 James Brown, James Taylor, and Taylor Dayne, 269 00:09:42,712 --> 00:09:45,454 all for the low price of 10 grand apiece. 270 00:09:45,497 --> 00:09:46,890 10 grand? Dude, are you nuts? 271 00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:48,065 I have $37. 272 00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:49,806 My wife is gonna be so pissed. 273 00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:51,155 Well, Andy, tell her to go [BLEEP] herself. 274 00:09:51,199 --> 00:09:52,374 Whoa! Whoa! 275 00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:54,202 Whoa-ho-ho! Dude! 276 00:09:54,245 --> 00:09:55,986 Look, we don't know what's gonna happen after high school, 277 00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:57,335 but that doesn't mean we're gonna stop being friends. 278 00:09:57,379 --> 00:09:59,076 You guys don't get it! 279 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:02,819 My dad had his own JTP, and now, if they're lucky, 280 00:10:02,863 --> 00:10:04,821 they only see each other every 10 years! 281 00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:07,302 Bar, just because they don't see each other, doesn't mean we won't. 282 00:10:07,345 --> 00:10:09,565 But their group was just like ours. 283 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,784 First off, there's five of them. 284 00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:12,568 Whoa, that is just like us. 285 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,135 They called themselves The Jokers. 286 00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:16,180 JTP also starts with a J! 287 00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:18,139 Each of them had nicknames based in truth! 288 00:10:18,182 --> 00:10:20,707 One of them was called Tall Jake 'cause he was tall. 289 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,056 I'm Naked Rob and I like to get naked! 290 00:10:22,099 --> 00:10:23,579 And the similarities stop there. 291 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:24,754 We got to get the Liberty Seats! 292 00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:26,016 I was so against this five minutes ago, 293 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:27,757 but now I've never wanted anything more! 294 00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:29,411 Guys, I might have a better idea 295 00:10:29,454 --> 00:10:32,022 that won't cost us thousands of dollars and hours of our lives. 296 00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:34,677 That can't be true. Everyone ignore Matt Bradley 297 00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:35,809 and empty your wallets into my hands. 298 00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:37,245 Yep. 299 00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:38,594 We're just freaked out we're gonna drift apart 300 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:39,726 like your dad and his friends. 301 00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:42,119 But what if we got them back together? 302 00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:44,556 That's true. If Barry's extremely off-putting father 303 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:45,514 can have lifelong friends, 304 00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:46,863 then we for sure will, too. 305 00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:48,909 This paper-thin logic is oddly comforting! 306 00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:51,172 Wow, Matt Bradley just had his first good idea. 307 00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:52,913 Thanks maybe. JTP forever! 308 00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:54,131 TOGETHER: JTP forever! 309 00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:56,351 ADULT ADAM: As the JTP set off with a plan, 310 00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:59,441 my mom's plan for a play date had majorly backfired. 311 00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:00,921 BEVERLY: There's my Schmoo. 312 00:11:00,964 --> 00:11:03,401 Ant on a log coming your way. 313 00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:06,187 Save your logs, lady! I've got a bone to pick with you! 314 00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:08,929 Let me guess. Play date backfired, and now it's 10 times worse? 315 00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:10,582 Yes! [CRUNCH] 316 00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:13,281 Thanks to Johnny, a bunch of cool older dudes in school 317 00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:14,978 have united to form a nerd hit squad. 318 00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:18,242 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Just let Mama fix it. 319 00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:21,506 I'll invite Johnny and the whole gang over for a big group play date. 320 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:22,943 ADULT ADAM: Group play date? 321 00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:24,901 The crazy lady had to be stopped. 322 00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:28,078 I had no choice but to leave Johnny'sHighlander Club and start my own. 323 00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:29,689 Hey, Mr. Crosby, you got a sec? 324 00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:31,168 Nope. Good. 325 00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:32,866 With your permission, we'd like to start a new, 326 00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:35,259 second, more gentle HighlanderClub. 327 00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:37,522 No. What? Why not? 328 00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:39,524 Because there can be only one! 329 00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:40,612 HighlanderClub. 330 00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:42,571 M-Maybe there can be two? 331 00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:43,964 Dude! You're starting your own club 332 00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:45,748 based on the movie I introduced you to? 333 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,402 This betrayal will not stand! 334 00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:50,144 My HighlanderClub challenges yours to a battle! 335 00:11:50,187 --> 00:11:51,667 We have no club! 336 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:55,062 Mr. Crosby specifically said there can be only one! 337 00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:57,586 Actually, this challenge makes sense. 338 00:11:57,629 --> 00:11:59,806 Like the epic conflict between Connor MacLeod 339 00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:02,460 and the fearsome but misunderstood Kurgan, 340 00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:04,549 you must both fight for "the prize." 341 00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:06,421 You will fight only in the shadows, 342 00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:08,423 never in woodshop! 343 00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:11,339 Consider this holy ground because I don't want you touching my stuff. 344 00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:14,646 If a sword touches your neck or your lower head, you are out. 345 00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:18,650 The last one standing earns the right to lead his own HighlanderClub. 346 00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:21,436 Or, maybe there can be two? 347 00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:23,568 Nope, there can be only one! 348 00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:24,656 HighlanderClub. 349 00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,484 See you in the hallways, dorks. 350 00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:29,226 ADULT ADAM: With that, the future of the club was up for grabs, 351 00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:32,229 and Barry was gonna reunite our dad with his past. 352 00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:35,667 Thanks for coming out with me and the JTP for my birthday, Dad! 353 00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:37,234 Whatever you want, pal. 354 00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:40,237 I definitely knew it was your birthday because I'm a good dad. 355 00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:41,848 There he is! Mur Man! 356 00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:43,632 Kormy! What the hell? 357 00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:46,591 Surprise! It's devastating that you don't know this, 358 00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:47,941 but it's not my birthday! 359 00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:49,420 We got all The Jokers back together! 360 00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:51,814 You sons of bitches, how ya been? 361 00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:53,381 Better now that you're here, Smiles. 362 00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:54,861 Did they just call your dad "Smiles"? 363 00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:56,688 Looking good, Dancing Bruce, 364 00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:58,778 or should I say the honorable Dancing Bruce. 365 00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:00,475 All rise to boogie! 366 00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:02,433 Are they called The Jokers 'cause they're bad at jokes? 367 00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:03,870 The Jokers! 368 00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,436 [LAUGHTER] 369 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,134 Morons, you did good. 370 00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:09,179 That was the best night I've had in a long time. 371 00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:11,921 So, uh, when do you want to see The Jokers again? 372 00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:14,750 I don't know. Uh, maybe I'll run into one of them in a couple of years. 373 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,447 And that's it? Yeah. 374 00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:18,754 But you had so much fun. Don't you want to do this more? 375 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,321 Yeah, maybe you guys should start a bowling team. 376 00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:22,018 Why do any of you care what I do? 377 00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:23,106 Or a weekly barbecue. 378 00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:25,239 Who are you? Who is this moron? 379 00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:26,370 Geoff Schwartz. 380 00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,546 You know my parents. I'm dating your daughter. 381 00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:31,245 Dad, if you only see your friends once a decade, 382 00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:32,986 they're not really your friends. 383 00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:35,205 I don't know what to tell you. Life goes on. 384 00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:36,903 You get old, you get married, 385 00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:38,208 your friends fall by the wayside. 386 00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:41,211 ♪♪ 387 00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:43,257 Does he really not know me? 388 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,433 ADAM: Erica, wake up! It's the middle of the day! 389 00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:47,391 We need you! Leave me alone. It's Sunday. 390 00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:48,784 It's Thursday. 391 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,569 Ooh, I missed a job interview this morning. 392 00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:54,050 Guess the universe doesn't want me to be a sandwich artist. 393 00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:55,835 You know what the universe does want? 394 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,880 For you to protect me like the old days when I was safe and free. 395 00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:59,969 But it doesn't teach you anything. 396 00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:02,667 C'mon, it's time you finally learn to stick up for yourself. 397 00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,060 Maybe I wasn't clear. 398 00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:05,714 I don't need hollow words. 399 00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:08,456 I need you to ball up your fists and wreck some fools! 400 00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:10,762 Dude, you can't just rely on other people to fight your battles. 401 00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:12,939 Does someone need to rely on me to fight his battles? 402 00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:14,375 See? You either stand up and fight 403 00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:15,637 or face a lifetime of play dates. 404 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:16,856 Play dates obviously. 405 00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,466 Obviously. Yeah. 406 00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:21,382 No! My groggy sister may have no purpose or prospects, 407 00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:23,645 but she's right. We have to fight back 408 00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:26,474 'cause we have something that Johnny Atkins and his crew don't have. 409 00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:27,823 All their baby teeth? No. 410 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,346 A crush on their cousin? No! 411 00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:30,826 Their very own fern? No! 412 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,567 A mama who will fix it? No! 413 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,395 We are all skilled with the blade. 414 00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:37,050 I myself have a lifetime of training with a lightsaber. 415 00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:39,182 You also have a mama who will fix it. 416 00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:41,141 Mikey, Sirota, you both learned a ton of stage combat 417 00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:42,707 when you played Tybalt and Mercutio 418 00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:44,274 in Romeo and Juliet, right? 419 00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:45,362 Yeah. True. 420 00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:46,624 And, Dan, your malnourished body 421 00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:49,018 has less surface area to poke and stab. 422 00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,280 My pediatrician is concerned. 423 00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:52,630 Which is why you need someone's mama to fix it! 424 00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:54,589 Why are you not getting this? 425 00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:56,983 Dave Kim, your turtleneck protects your neck and extremities 426 00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:58,071 in a way no one can penetrate! 427 00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,986 That's neither true nor a skill, 428 00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:01,161 but your confidence has me amped! 429 00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:02,553 What just happened? 430 00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:05,034 Adam finally realized that my advice is better than yours. 431 00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:07,602 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go cut my own hair. 432 00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:10,779 There can be only one, and it shall be the five of us! 433 00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:11,911 Wha! 434 00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,129 Rah! Aah! 435 00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:17,133 ♪ We're the princes of the universe 436 00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:18,656 ♪ Here we belong ♪ 437 00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:22,791 Johnny Atkins! Let our hour-long feud end here! 438 00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,880 Fine! There can be only one! 439 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,622 HighlanderClub. Yah! 440 00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:30,364 [ALL SHOUTING] 441 00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:33,367 ♪♪ 442 00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:39,112 Aah! 443 00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,549 JOHNNY: Oh, no! 444 00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:44,465 The nerds are super fired up and have unwarranted confidence! 445 00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:45,814 How is this happening? 446 00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,250 [SCREAMS] 447 00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:48,904 ADULT ADAM: I'll tell you how. 448 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:52,952 While Johnny and his friends spent their weekends partying and living it up, 449 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,476 me and my friends spent our time swinging around lightsabers 450 00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:58,870 and perfecting our stage combat moves for drama club. 451 00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:03,484 That fateful day, being geeks all our lives had finally paid off. 452 00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:04,746 Yeah! 453 00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:07,183 ♪♪ 454 00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:17,150 Do you yield? Totally. 455 00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:28,988 Dude, that's sorta my girlfriend! 456 00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:30,163 Hey, Atkins. 457 00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:34,732 Ow, dang it, man. That slightly hurt for a second. 458 00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:37,431 The club belongs to us, which means you can go crawling back 459 00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:39,389 to your charmed, awesome lives. 460 00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:41,261 Wait, we can't be in your club? 461 00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:43,437 Yeah, this was surprisingly fun. 462 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:46,179 Sorry, boys, enrollment is closed. 463 00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:48,137 But I've never been kicked out of anything before! 464 00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:50,531 Wanna just go back to scoring touchdowns and getting girls? 465 00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:52,185 Sure. That works. 466 00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:54,056 ♪♪ 467 00:16:57,364 --> 00:17:00,062 What do I do with this stuff? 468 00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,933 ADULT ADAM: Having finally conquered my bully, 469 00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:04,675 I came home to celebrate, but there was one more battle left to fight. 470 00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:06,721 Greetings, aimless sister. 471 00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:09,115 Thy brother has returned a hero.Wow. 472 00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:10,464 He thirsts for beer of the root. 473 00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,640 Finally beat a bully, and yet you're nerdier than ever. 474 00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:14,946 Thank you. You know, my whole life, I've been hearing 475 00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:18,037 "Mama will fix it," and a part of me wanted her to. 476 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,473 Believe me, I really get it. 477 00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:21,910 Well, thanks to you, I finally think the days 478 00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:24,304 of her getting involved in my relationships are over. 479 00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:26,567 You are in deep trouble, mister. 480 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:29,700 Shame on you for picking on this poor boy.Tell him, Mrs. G. 481 00:17:29,744 --> 00:17:31,572 Dude, did you go to my mom to fix it? 482 00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:32,703 I had no choice. 483 00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:33,878 Your mean behavior made me feel 484 00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:35,967 completely small and powerless. 485 00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:39,536 Hello? The minute Erica stopped protecting me, that's what you did to me! 486 00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:42,670 Schmoopaloo. Ba-bap! I'm gonna fix it. 487 00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:46,282 Look, you have a true, wonderful gift for busting balls, 488 00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:48,154 but you use it for evil! 489 00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:49,981 All I did was show you how it feels. 490 00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:52,506 But the difference is I did all that stuff before we were friends. 491 00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:53,985 You think we're friends? 492 00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:55,596 Well, yeah? Don't you? 493 00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:58,207 If we're friends, then why'd you take over my club? 494 00:17:58,251 --> 00:18:01,471 Dude, it was our club, but then you started a new one without me, 495 00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:03,256 and then you destroyed my old club, 496 00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:05,040 and then Dave Kim stole my girlfriend, 497 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,476 and all my friends went back to playing sports. 498 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,130 Wow. 499 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,653 Guess I am the bully. 500 00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:12,003 Maybe we just call it even? 501 00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:13,701 I got a bootleg of Highlander 2. 502 00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:14,571 Thought maybe we could check it out. 503 00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:16,138 Oh, man, yes! 504 00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:18,097 Prepare to be majorly disappointed. 505 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,707 [BRYAN ADAMS' SOMEBODYPLAYS] 506 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,448 Wow. Play dates do work. 507 00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:23,276 Aww. 508 00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:25,147 You're a good daughter. 509 00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:28,237 And an even better sister for protecting Adam all those years. 510 00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:30,761 I love the little nerd. Just don't tell him that. 511 00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:33,242 ADULT ADAM: In the end, I didn't need my mom's help, 512 00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:35,723 but it turns out my dad needed Barry's. 513 00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:38,204 TOGETHER: E-A-G-L-E-S Eagles! 514 00:18:40,075 --> 00:18:42,425 I thought you said you were good for another 10 years? 515 00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:44,035 Well, I had such a great time the other night 516 00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:46,516 that I wanted to see them again. You happy? 517 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:49,171 Doesn't mean the JTP won't drift apart like you guys did. 518 00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:51,347 No, no, no. You guys won't 519 00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:54,611 because you have the one thing that we never had. 520 00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:55,873 You. 521 00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:58,049 You care so much about your friends 522 00:18:58,093 --> 00:18:59,312 that you got me back together with mine. 523 00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:03,142 Everyone needs a friend like you, moron. 524 00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:04,752 Thanks, Dad. 525 00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:06,493 Thank you. 526 00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:09,235 ADULT ADAM: Barry had come up with a million ways to keep the JTP together, 527 00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:12,542 but seeing my dad, he realized all he needed was one. 528 00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,022 Hey. 529 00:19:14,065 --> 00:19:15,154 I got you a little something. 530 00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:16,807 What is all this? 531 00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:20,463 I know it's not realistic to map out the next 120 years, 532 00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:23,031 but I can at least reserve eight days a year. 533 00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:24,815 That sound doable. 534 00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,426 Good. 535 00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:28,515 'Cause I'm gonna work my ass off as a doctor 536 00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:31,126 so I can buy five season tickets to the Eagles games 537 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,649 for the rest of our lives. 538 00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:33,563 Dude, are you serious? 539 00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:34,782 JTP forever. 540 00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:35,913 JTP forever. 541 00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,263 ALL: JTP forever. 542 00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:38,916 Andy, your hand's so small. 543 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,832 ♪ Oh, yeah 544 00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:43,921 ♪ I need somebody 545 00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:46,707 ADULT ADAM: Turns out the JTP really is forever. 546 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:49,840 To this day, they still go to those Eagles games, 547 00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:52,930 wear those same jerseys, and laugh like the old days. 548 00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:55,106 That's the thing about friendship. 549 00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:57,979 Whether your lifelong pals or a newly forged alliance, 550 00:19:58,022 --> 00:20:00,982 in the end, whatever battles and hardships you face, 551 00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:03,376 you can do it together. 552 00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:05,029 ♪ I need somebody 553 00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:06,466 ♪ Yeah, what about you 554 00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:09,251 ♪ We all need somebody ♪ 555 00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:12,472 ♪♪ 556 00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:15,344 I'm here with the real Mike Levy and Dave Sirota. 557 00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:18,217 They've been friends with the real Adam Goldberg since childhood. 558 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,175 Now, this episode is about the HighlanderClub. 559 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,872 Is it real? Yes, we did this in high school. 560 00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:23,961 It was a point of ridicule, 561 00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:25,354 and then became a point of fascination, 562 00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:27,487 and then it became a full-fledged phenomenon. 563 00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:32,796 The HighlanderClub actually did bring people together at our high school. 564 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,843 We became friends with Corbett through theHighlander Club. 565 00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:39,716 We had the captain of the football team all sword playing. 566 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,675 I particularly liked just saying, 567 00:20:41,718 --> 00:20:43,677 over and over again, "There can be only one." 568 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,113 Rah! Aah! 569 00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:46,854 What eventually happened to the HighlanderClub? 570 00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:48,551 The HighlanderClub was forcibly disbanded 571 00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:50,553 by the school administration. 572 00:20:50,597 --> 00:20:52,686 I can't believe I'm in an actual school club. 573 00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:54,470 Yeah, now you finally have something 574 00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:56,124 to put on your college resume.College? 575 00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:58,169 You blew it, Carla. 576 00:20:58,213 --> 00:21:00,302 You'll rue the day you ever picked Dave Kim over me. 577 00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:01,869 I'm a potential college applicant now. 578 00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:03,392 Um, yeah, right. 579 00:21:03,436 --> 00:21:05,568 Davey K. respects me, listens to me, 580 00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:08,354 and hides from me because I terrify him. 581 00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:09,920 It's so hot. 582 00:21:09,964 --> 00:21:12,227 [GROANS] Damn it! I love her! 583 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,968 Tell me exactly what I got to do 584 00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:15,404 to get into a fancy college 585 00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:18,320 and become a rich, international man of business. 586 00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:20,801 I guess you can start by going to the college fair they have every year. 587 00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:24,370 Too much work. I'm out. Your advice sucks, Goldnerd. 588 00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:26,459 [SIGHS] I wish we never had that play date.