1 00:00:02,089 --> 00:00:05,222 ADULT ADAM: The '80s gave us countless fad diets and fitness crazes. 2 00:00:05,309 --> 00:00:08,965 FromBody By Jake toBuns of Steel, my mom did 'em all. 3 00:00:09,052 --> 00:00:11,794 My dad, not so much. 4 00:00:11,881 --> 00:00:14,231 I just got off the phone with Dr. Emory. 5 00:00:14,318 --> 00:00:15,363 We need to have a little pow-wow... 6 00:00:15,450 --> 00:00:17,321 Oh, crap, here we go. 7 00:00:17,408 --> 00:00:19,062 He got the results of your blood work back, 8 00:00:19,149 --> 00:00:21,978 and your triglycerides are over 500! 9 00:00:22,065 --> 00:00:24,198 Wow! That's amazing! Way to go, Dad! 10 00:00:24,285 --> 00:00:26,417 No, it's a bad thing. 11 00:00:26,504 --> 00:00:28,811 Oh, no! You're blowing it, Dad! 12 00:00:28,898 --> 00:00:31,770 You and I are going on a serious health kick, starting now. 13 00:00:33,294 --> 00:00:34,599 It's called Sweatin' to the Oldies, 14 00:00:34,686 --> 00:00:36,514 and that is Richard Simmons. 15 00:00:36,601 --> 00:00:38,690 He plays Motown hits, and you and I 16 00:00:38,777 --> 00:00:41,606 will sweat together as a couple! Fun! 17 00:00:41,693 --> 00:00:44,435 Getting schvitzy to old 18 00:00:44,522 --> 00:00:46,002 That does sound fun! 19 00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:47,395 Bevy, go grab my walking sneakers 20 00:00:47,482 --> 00:00:48,744 out of the back of the closet. 21 00:00:48,831 --> 00:00:50,006 What's going on? 22 00:00:50,093 --> 00:00:52,139 Why is Dad standing as if to participate? 23 00:00:52,226 --> 00:00:54,054 Because your mother is right. 24 00:00:54,141 --> 00:00:55,794 Today begins a new me. 25 00:00:55,881 --> 00:00:59,015 Time for Richard Simmons to take us down to Funky Fitness Town! 26 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:02,714 For my beautiful angel, anything. 27 00:01:02,801 --> 00:01:06,544 Since when do you walk or wear sneakers or participate in life? 28 00:01:06,631 --> 00:01:08,720 Here's the deal. Every year after I see the doctor, 29 00:01:08,807 --> 00:01:12,159 your mom forces me to do some stupid new exercise fad. 30 00:01:12,246 --> 00:01:13,638 Since when? I've never seen that. 31 00:01:13,725 --> 00:01:14,770 Exactly! 32 00:01:14,857 --> 00:01:16,815 Right before we start working out, 33 00:01:16,902 --> 00:01:19,818 I bombard your mom with a year's worth of compliments. 34 00:01:19,905 --> 00:01:21,907 So you don't compliment the lady all year long? 35 00:01:21,994 --> 00:01:24,171 No, I save it all for this very moment. 36 00:01:24,258 --> 00:01:26,086 And it gets her all flustered and distracted, 37 00:01:26,173 --> 00:01:27,652 and that's when I ask her out 38 00:01:27,739 --> 00:01:30,264 for a big, fancy lobster dinner.Why? 39 00:01:30,351 --> 00:01:32,701 Your mom forgets all about exercising, 40 00:01:32,788 --> 00:01:35,486 and I get to dump ocean meat into hot butter. 41 00:01:35,573 --> 00:01:38,620 But they list lobster as market price on the menu. 42 00:01:38,707 --> 00:01:40,491 You say they're vague on purpose to rip you off. 43 00:01:40,578 --> 00:01:43,277 Oh, it's so worth it, man. I don't want to exercise. 44 00:01:43,364 --> 00:01:46,497 Okay, there's no way any of this actually works in the real world. 45 00:01:46,584 --> 00:01:49,109 Time to shake it, Mustang Murray! 46 00:01:49,196 --> 00:01:50,936 ADULT ADAM: And so my dad put his plan into action. 47 00:01:51,023 --> 00:01:52,547 Go easy on me, 48 00:01:52,634 --> 00:01:54,418 because I'm not in perfect shape like you are. 49 00:01:54,505 --> 00:01:55,724 Me? 50 00:01:55,811 --> 00:01:57,987 Oh, stop it. 51 00:01:58,074 --> 00:02:00,337 Maybe it's just your beautiful new haircut? 52 00:02:00,424 --> 00:02:02,034 I didn't think you noticed. 53 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,427 How could I not? 54 00:02:03,514 --> 00:02:05,560 It looks like you're wearing a golden crown, 55 00:02:05,647 --> 00:02:07,301 which makes sense because you're my queen. 56 00:02:07,388 --> 00:02:09,303 And you are my big, grumbly king. 57 00:02:09,390 --> 00:02:12,132 How about we head downtown to Bookbinders 58 00:02:12,219 --> 00:02:14,177 for a delicious lobster dinner? 59 00:02:14,264 --> 00:02:15,787 Well, I better get outta this spandex 60 00:02:15,874 --> 00:02:18,747 and put on my sparkliest sweater. 61 00:02:18,834 --> 00:02:22,229 And that is how you never move your body. 62 00:02:22,316 --> 00:02:23,708 You're not a very good life partner. 63 00:02:23,795 --> 00:02:24,622 Thank you. 64 00:02:26,189 --> 00:02:28,060 ♪ I'm twisted up inside 65 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,411 ♪ But nonetheless I feel the need to say 66 00:02:34,328 --> 00:02:35,938 ♪ I don't know the future 67 00:02:36,025 --> 00:02:39,333 ♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪ 68 00:02:39,420 --> 00:02:41,726 ADULT ADAM: It was November 28th, 1980-something. 69 00:02:41,813 --> 00:02:44,642 and I was in a real quandary, thanks to my toy truck. 70 00:02:44,729 --> 00:02:45,861 Sup, nerd. 71 00:02:45,948 --> 00:02:47,819 My Big Trak programmable robo-truck 72 00:02:47,906 --> 00:02:49,647 went rogue and rolled into the living room. 73 00:02:49,734 --> 00:02:52,259 Ohh, man. Not the living room. 74 00:02:52,346 --> 00:02:54,086 Yep. Our living room. 75 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,653 It was my mom's pride and joy. 76 00:02:55,740 --> 00:02:57,438 She kept it like a pristine museum, 77 00:02:57,525 --> 00:02:59,875 and for us, it was completely off limits. 78 00:03:01,572 --> 00:03:03,008 Can you be a heroic big sis 79 00:03:03,095 --> 00:03:04,619 and trot in there and grab it for me? 80 00:03:04,706 --> 00:03:05,794 Hell no! 81 00:03:05,881 --> 00:03:07,622 You know that room is off limits 82 00:03:07,709 --> 00:03:09,580 and only used when Mom wants to entertain 83 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:12,409 her old, lame-ass friends on her old, lame-ass furniture. 84 00:03:12,496 --> 00:03:13,758 Ugh. And don't get me started on... 85 00:03:13,845 --> 00:03:15,282 The owls. 86 00:03:17,327 --> 00:03:20,243 You want my advice? I'd forget the toy truck. It's gone. Move on. 87 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:22,419 But I can see it right there! 88 00:03:22,506 --> 00:03:25,901 This is crazy. The point of a living room is to use it for actual living. 89 00:03:25,988 --> 00:03:27,816 I'm going in! You're a klutz. 90 00:03:27,903 --> 00:03:29,426 If you knock over any of mom's junk, 91 00:03:29,513 --> 00:03:31,211 you'll be as dead as those owls. 92 00:03:32,995 --> 00:03:35,215 Just be my lookout. All I need is two seconds... 93 00:03:36,912 --> 00:03:38,043 Someone just stepped foot in my living room. 94 00:03:38,130 --> 00:03:39,349 Who just stepped in my living room? 95 00:03:39,436 --> 00:03:40,785 Adam, why'd you just step in my living room? 96 00:03:40,872 --> 00:03:42,091 I just wanted my thing. 97 00:03:42,178 --> 00:03:43,223 You know the rules. 98 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:44,398 This room is a treasure 99 00:03:44,485 --> 00:03:46,226 and reserved only for entertaining 100 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:48,140 the creme de la creme of Jenkintown. 101 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,664 I'm just ten steps away. 102 00:03:49,751 --> 00:03:51,579 Lemme grab it and get back to my childhood. 103 00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:53,450 No! Those Nikes are filthy. 104 00:03:53,537 --> 00:03:56,410 Now back out of the room on your own footsteps 105 00:03:56,497 --> 00:03:59,630 so you don't ruin my priceless Oriental rug I bought in Jersey. 106 00:03:59,717 --> 00:04:01,241 Priceless? 107 00:04:01,328 --> 00:04:03,591 You mean this funky old crap is worth, like, actual money? 108 00:04:03,678 --> 00:04:05,593 Of course. 109 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:08,160 Every piece in this room has been carefully curated over my lifetime. 110 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,685 And one day, it will all be yours. 111 00:04:10,772 --> 00:04:12,077 Wow. Which one of these eyesores is worth the most? 112 00:04:12,164 --> 00:04:13,557 Tell me now! 113 00:04:13,644 --> 00:04:15,037 If it's worth cash, I'll take it. 114 00:04:15,124 --> 00:04:17,039 Just think about all the Garbage Pail Kids I can buy. 115 00:04:17,126 --> 00:04:18,693 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 116 00:04:18,780 --> 00:04:21,043 Every museum-quality piece in this room 117 00:04:21,130 --> 00:04:24,089 is a valuable family heirloom and can never be sold. 118 00:04:24,176 --> 00:04:26,527 So, if we can't sell them, how are they valuable? 119 00:04:26,614 --> 00:04:28,659 Because they have the greatest value of all. 120 00:04:28,746 --> 00:04:30,618 ♪♪ 121 00:04:30,705 --> 00:04:32,533 Sentimental value. 122 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:34,883 Boo! I just wanted comical trading cards. 123 00:04:34,970 --> 00:04:37,929 Listen, I won't have my children fighting over my treasures, 124 00:04:38,016 --> 00:04:39,235 which is why I have these stickers 125 00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:41,106 with your names on them. 126 00:04:41,193 --> 00:04:44,327 Just slap a sticker on whatever brings you joy, and boom! 127 00:04:44,414 --> 00:04:46,503 This matching chair set is yours. 128 00:04:46,590 --> 00:04:48,679 Ew! I don't want that big, ugly chair 129 00:04:48,766 --> 00:04:50,768 and its tiny, malnourished twin. 130 00:04:50,855 --> 00:04:53,728 I'll give you a few moments alone to see what speaks to you. 131 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:57,122 ♪♪ 132 00:04:57,209 --> 00:04:59,908 Greetings, stupid Matt Bradley and JTP. 133 00:04:59,995 --> 00:05:01,692 TOGETHER: Stupid Matt Bradley and JTP! 134 00:05:01,779 --> 00:05:03,651 Barry's always ragging on me, it's the best. 135 00:05:03,738 --> 00:05:05,435 Yeah. 136 00:05:05,522 --> 00:05:08,220 I've called this meeting to discuss a very serious problem. 137 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,135 Ever since I decided to be a doctor, 138 00:05:10,222 --> 00:05:12,224 I've been learning a lot about health stuff. 139 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,704 Did you know diet and exercise 140 00:05:13,791 --> 00:05:15,402 are important to living a long life? 141 00:05:15,489 --> 00:05:16,272 Rings a bell. Sure. 142 00:05:16,359 --> 00:05:17,708 You just learned that? 143 00:05:17,795 --> 00:05:18,709 Apparently, my dad's Tetris-Cyclopses 144 00:05:18,796 --> 00:05:20,624 are outta control, and I'm worried. 145 00:05:20,711 --> 00:05:21,930 He really means the world to me, 146 00:05:22,017 --> 00:05:23,584 but how do I let him know? 147 00:05:23,671 --> 00:05:25,020 Why don't you just, like, tell him? 148 00:05:25,107 --> 00:05:26,500 With words to his face? 149 00:05:26,587 --> 00:05:28,023 Are you serious right now? 150 00:05:28,110 --> 00:05:30,939 Just open your heart and be like, "I love you." 151 00:05:31,026 --> 00:05:32,941 Now, when you say "I love you," 152 00:05:33,028 --> 00:05:34,943 do you really mean not talking to him for a year, 153 00:05:35,030 --> 00:05:36,553 but he just knows? No! 154 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,468 I mean, say the words. 155 00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:40,165 Now, when you say "Say the words," 156 00:05:40,252 --> 00:05:42,559 do you really mean go up to him with the intent of saying it 157 00:05:42,646 --> 00:05:43,865 and then chickening out and screaming, 158 00:05:43,952 --> 00:05:45,388 "Stop trying to control my life!"? 159 00:05:45,475 --> 00:05:48,260 I'm talking about actual words or even a hug. 160 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,915 Now, when you say "hug," do you really mean rough horseplay 161 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:52,439 that ends with me getting tackled through drywall? 162 00:05:52,526 --> 00:05:54,658 What is going on in your homes? 163 00:05:54,745 --> 00:05:56,965 Guys, what Matt's trying to say 164 00:05:57,052 --> 00:05:58,532 is I need to use a series of lies 165 00:05:58,619 --> 00:06:00,664 to trick my dad into exercising. 166 00:06:00,751 --> 00:06:03,058 No, that's legitimately the opposite of what I'm trying to say. 167 00:06:03,145 --> 00:06:04,059 Let's do it, JTP! 168 00:06:04,146 --> 00:06:05,452 TOGETHER: JTP! 169 00:06:05,539 --> 00:06:07,018 I'm starting to like you. 170 00:06:07,105 --> 00:06:09,020 This isJeopardy! Hey, Barry. 171 00:06:09,107 --> 00:06:11,632 You're looking very trim, fit, and attractive today. 172 00:06:11,719 --> 00:06:13,373 Thank you, Geoffrey Schwartz. 173 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:16,201 Would you believe I got this fit without exercising at all? 174 00:06:16,288 --> 00:06:18,290 You did not exercise? But that is impossible! 175 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,815 Not anymore, thanks to Tommy Lasorda! 176 00:06:20,902 --> 00:06:22,643 What is this? 177 00:06:22,730 --> 00:06:24,384 Why are you morons acting out a weird play in front of my TV? 178 00:06:24,471 --> 00:06:26,821 It's not weird, Dad. It's SlimFast. 179 00:06:26,908 --> 00:06:29,476 Tell me more. You got it, Andrew. 180 00:06:29,563 --> 00:06:32,783 World Champion baseball manager Tommy Lasorda 181 00:06:32,870 --> 00:06:34,916 has conquered hunger cravings forever. 182 00:06:35,003 --> 00:06:37,527 Hey, I saw that product advertised on the TV! 183 00:06:37,614 --> 00:06:40,748 I just happen to have that commercial already in the VCR. 184 00:06:40,835 --> 00:06:41,966 Shall we? 185 00:06:42,053 --> 00:06:44,229 Well, I lost 30 pounds in three months. 186 00:06:44,316 --> 00:06:46,057 I have a delicious shake for breakfast... 187 00:06:46,144 --> 00:06:48,320 God, I hate the Dodgers. Turn it off! 188 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,671 That's Tommy Lasorda? But he's so sexy! 189 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:52,412 And you can be just as sexy. 190 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:54,152 And I'm so sorry, Barry made me say this. 191 00:06:54,239 --> 00:06:56,807 You got it, Geoff. It's not just healthy, it's delicious. 192 00:06:56,894 --> 00:06:58,809 Fine. If I drink the damn shake, 193 00:06:58,896 --> 00:07:00,332 will you morons leave me alone? 194 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,421 I'm not involved in this. 195 00:07:02,944 --> 00:07:03,988 Not bad. 196 00:07:05,729 --> 00:07:07,557 Hey, I-I don't think you chug it all at once... 197 00:07:07,644 --> 00:07:09,646 You gotta savor it. That counts as your lunch. 198 00:07:09,733 --> 00:07:11,866 No, these crab cakes are my lunch. 199 00:07:11,953 --> 00:07:13,345 No, you drink that instead of the crab cakes. 200 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,782 So, when do I eat my crab cakes? 201 00:07:14,869 --> 00:07:16,566 Later, during your sensible dinner. 202 00:07:16,653 --> 00:07:18,438 But your mom made lasagna. 203 00:07:18,525 --> 00:07:21,353 Okay, you don't get the shake, the crab cakes, and the lasagna. 204 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,573 Well, let's give it a shot, who knows? 205 00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:26,054 Oh, no! You just added a ton of milkshakes into your dad's life. 206 00:07:26,141 --> 00:07:28,491 ♪♪ 207 00:07:28,578 --> 00:07:31,799 I just love having our fancy brunch in your fancy living room, Beverly. 208 00:07:31,886 --> 00:07:34,149 Oh, you're so sweet to call it fancy, Essie. 209 00:07:34,236 --> 00:07:35,411 But it is. 210 00:07:35,498 --> 00:07:36,891 So fancy. 211 00:07:36,978 --> 00:07:38,501 Not to be a nosy-Nellie, 212 00:07:38,588 --> 00:07:40,285 but why are there stickers on everything? 213 00:07:40,372 --> 00:07:43,158 Oh, my sweet Adam and Erica just can't wait 214 00:07:43,245 --> 00:07:45,247 to claim which of my heirlooms they want to display 215 00:07:45,334 --> 00:07:46,640 for their friends and family one day. 216 00:07:46,727 --> 00:07:48,816 Then why is everything stickered for Barry? 217 00:07:48,903 --> 00:07:49,599 What? 218 00:07:50,513 --> 00:07:51,514 Can't be right. 219 00:07:53,211 --> 00:07:55,213 Unbelievable. 220 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:58,913 I have been collecting and curating my whole life, and they want nothing? 221 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,393 My kids don't want any of my beautiful china. 222 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:02,960 My dream has always been to pass down 223 00:08:03,047 --> 00:08:04,832 my priceless Hummel collection to my kids, 224 00:08:04,919 --> 00:08:06,747 but they find them creepy and dead-eyed. 225 00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:09,793 Charles and I would like Chad to take over the flower shop, 226 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:13,101 but he'd rather play Nintendo and drink his precious Pepsi. 227 00:08:13,188 --> 00:08:15,756 If our kids don't want anything we value, 228 00:08:15,843 --> 00:08:17,975 then why are we saving it in the first place? 229 00:08:18,062 --> 00:08:20,717 Well, my big game plan is to get really old and die 230 00:08:20,804 --> 00:08:23,328 and then they have to take it out of obligation. 231 00:08:23,415 --> 00:08:26,636 Okay, yes, we all agree your dying would be the best-case scenario. 232 00:08:26,723 --> 00:08:29,204 But that's not really something we can explore as an option right now. 233 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:31,467 Then what do we do? 234 00:08:31,554 --> 00:08:35,427 If our kids aren't going to appreciate any of this, then we will. 235 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:38,822 Starting tomorrow, I am gonna sell everything in here and use the money for me. 236 00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:41,042 No, for us. 237 00:08:41,129 --> 00:08:42,957 I'm gonna buy us all a cruise to the Bahamas 238 00:08:43,044 --> 00:08:45,655 like that Kathie Lee Gifford sings and dances about. 239 00:08:45,742 --> 00:08:47,091 Oh! Go, Bev! 240 00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:48,136 Frentas forever! 241 00:08:49,441 --> 00:08:51,052 All right, I'm home. 242 00:08:51,139 --> 00:08:52,532 Nobody bother me! 243 00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:54,534 Wow! Look who's fresh from work 244 00:08:54,621 --> 00:08:56,753 and is immediately dropping his pants at the door. 245 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,450 What the hell, moron? 246 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,148 Why is there a metal octopus in my den? 247 00:09:00,235 --> 00:09:01,889 This is a Bowflex, 248 00:09:01,976 --> 00:09:04,587 an all-in-one total body sculptor 249 00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:07,198 which has been assembled by the greatest minds of my generation. 250 00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:08,417 That's us. 251 00:09:08,504 --> 00:09:10,071 Really hoping this bar isn't crucial in any way. 252 00:09:10,158 --> 00:09:12,421 I don't care what it is, it's blocking my chair, 253 00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:13,770 and that's where I do my best sitting. 254 00:09:13,857 --> 00:09:15,990 Starting now, you only sit in this. 255 00:09:16,077 --> 00:09:18,775 And through the power of science and pulling, 256 00:09:18,862 --> 00:09:21,473 it will transform your body into Lorenzo Lamas. 257 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,040 I don't know who that is, 258 00:09:23,127 --> 00:09:25,869 but I hate his name and this Moron-Flex thing. 259 00:09:25,956 --> 00:09:27,218 You haven't even tried it! 260 00:09:27,305 --> 00:09:28,698 Watch as I flex these bows. 261 00:09:30,874 --> 00:09:32,615 Ah! You really want a workout? 262 00:09:32,702 --> 00:09:34,574 Clean this up and take it out to the garbage. 263 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,402 Damn it! 264 00:09:37,489 --> 00:09:39,535 Why won't he fall for my ingenious traps 265 00:09:39,622 --> 00:09:41,319 of health and wellness? 266 00:09:41,406 --> 00:09:42,886 Okay, you love your dad, right? 267 00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:45,759 Just tell him how you feel and stop with the tricks. 268 00:09:45,846 --> 00:09:47,804 ADULT ADAM: With that, Barry went and did the next logical thing. 269 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:50,633 Coach accepts your challenge. 270 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,853 Molding your lumpy father into hardened steel 271 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:54,463 will forever be my legacy. 272 00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:57,205 This is a good choice. I made a good choice. 273 00:09:57,292 --> 00:09:59,860 ♪♪ 274 00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:02,427 ADULT ADAM: Now that we rejected our mom's prized possessions, 275 00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:05,213 she went to the one place where they would fetch top dollar. 276 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:08,129 Okay, our auction begins tomorrow at noon. 277 00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:10,087 You have the catalogue. Everything is in it. 278 00:10:10,174 --> 00:10:13,656 I set some preliminary prices to get the ball rolling. Any questions? 279 00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:16,790 Yes, many questions, starting with what the ? 280 00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:17,878 Oh, wow. 281 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:20,620 Your pricing is embarrassingly low. 282 00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:23,013 Okay, well, why don't you name some prices, 283 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,972 and we'll come to a happy medium. 284 00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:26,626 And that's exactly what she did. 285 00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:30,412 You think an umbrella stand made of pure antique brass is $50? 286 00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:32,153 No. Try $2,000. 287 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,372 This commode is one-of-a-kind. 288 00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:37,201 I'll take no less than $6,802. 289 00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:39,073 This Victorian-style chandelier 290 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,640 needs all-new wiring and bulbs 291 00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:42,380 and is $42,000 American. 292 00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:44,513 Chippendale-style slant front desk. 293 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,602 It has my son Barry's name carved in it, 294 00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:49,126 which makes it $100,000 exactly. 295 00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:51,607 Semi-authentic Cherry Blossom privacy screen. 296 00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:53,696 I think 1.2 is fair, 297 00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:55,306 but I don't want to seem unrealistic, 298 00:10:55,393 --> 00:10:56,699 so... 1.1. 299 00:10:56,786 --> 00:10:58,483 This golden red velvet couch 300 00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:01,095 is the aria of my personal furniture opera. 301 00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:03,880 I'll accept no less than $6.5 million. 302 00:11:04,794 --> 00:11:05,926 This is priceless. 303 00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:09,277 The display of dead owls is priceless? 304 00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:12,106 See, I bought them on my honeymoon in London, 305 00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:14,021 and you can't just bring things like this 306 00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:16,893 back into our country for disease-control reasons, 307 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,982 so when I was at customs, 308 00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:20,941 I pretended to be a science teacher 309 00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:22,420 in need of them for my students. 310 00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:24,074 That can't possibly be true. 311 00:11:24,161 --> 00:11:26,033 That story is 100% real. 312 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,122 Which is why this item is so special, 313 00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:30,820 one cannot put a monetary value on it. 314 00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:32,779 Let me take a stab. 60 bucks? 315 00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:36,347 I hear you, and I'm willing to go down to $40,000. 316 00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:38,436 ERICA: "Michael Locati Auction House presents 317 00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:41,788 "The Beverly Goldberg Million 318 00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,441 Oh, my God! Is this for real? 319 00:11:43,528 --> 00:11:47,358 Look, $40,000 for our ugly-ass red garbage couch. 320 00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:49,578 That's my couch I didn't want! But now I do! 321 00:11:49,665 --> 00:11:51,841 No, you passed on it, so now it's mine. 322 00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:53,321 And I will fight you for it! 323 00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:54,539 Hey. 324 00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:56,498 I wasn't just standing out here waiting, 325 00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:58,326 but since I am here, I wanted to let you know 326 00:11:58,413 --> 00:12:00,894 that you're too late to have my prized heirlooms. 327 00:12:00,981 --> 00:12:03,157 But those belong to our family! 328 00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:06,377 And soon they'll belong to wealthy European tycoons. 329 00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:10,381 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a Caribbean cruise to plan with the Frentas. 330 00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:14,037 Those sassy cows are living high off our inheritance. Unreal! 331 00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:16,344 Well, I suppose I do have a few baubles left. 332 00:12:16,431 --> 00:12:18,302 If either one of you would like to claim them... 333 00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:19,739 Those baubles are mine! I call all the baubles! 334 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,131 Ohh! 335 00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:23,394 ♪♪ 336 00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:28,922 Ohh, this is a big win for me. 337 00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:30,793 Gah! 338 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,577 Mornin', Murray Goldberg! 339 00:12:32,664 --> 00:12:34,188 You did the right thing calling in Coach from the bullpen. 340 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:35,972 I didn't call anyone. I did. 341 00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:37,974 Coach is here to whip us both into shape. 342 00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:39,976 But mostly you. Ho, yeah. 343 00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:42,065 Now, are you ready to begin the long, painful journey 344 00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:43,545 to physical perfection? What do you say? 345 00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:45,199 I say get out of my house. 346 00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:46,766 Barry said you'd say those exact words. 347 00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:48,942 But Coach never knows when to go away, 348 00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:50,944 so pop off that shirt and let me see what I'm working with. 349 00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:52,423 Nobody's popping off anything. 350 00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:53,860 Don't worry. When I'm done with you, 351 00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,600 that shirt's gonna pop itself off. 352 00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,167 Are you ready to feel the burn? 353 00:12:57,254 --> 00:12:59,039 ADULT ADAM: Of course he wasn't. 354 00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:01,737 And so my dad proceeded to break down Mellor just like he did with my mom. 355 00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:03,130 You know what, Coach? 356 00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:05,132 Your fiery fitness words have me pumped up. 357 00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:07,003 Hot dog! Score! 358 00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:09,353 Bar, go grab my walking sneakers out of the back of my closet. 359 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,528 On it! 360 00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:12,139 Just go easy on me. 361 00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:14,228 Clearly, I'm not in perfect shape like you. 362 00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:16,056 Oh. Well, I wouldn't say "perfect." 363 00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:18,145 Elite, maybe. 364 00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:20,843 Are you kidding? They ought to put up a statue of you in the town square. 365 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:23,106 Well, I'm not a vain man, 366 00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:25,456 but if a statue of me inspired the town 367 00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:27,502 to physical fitness, I wouldn't object. 368 00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:30,461 Hey, what do you say we stop off at the buffet 369 00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:34,030 at the Ritz in Center City and map out a game 370 00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:35,423 That's the fanciest breakfast in town. 371 00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:36,859 They put parsley on every plate, 372 00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:38,034 even the ones that don't need it. 373 00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:40,602 Your body's a fine-tuned machine, Coach. 374 00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:43,083 You need to feed it the best triple-stack waffles 375 00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:45,302 and buttermilk biscuits in town. 376 00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:48,566 Well, I do allow myself a cheat day once a decade, 377 00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:49,829 and that day's arrived! 378 00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,265 Go warm up the car. 379 00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:52,570 You got it. 380 00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:54,094 Today, we feast! 381 00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:55,965 Hello, and welcome. 382 00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:59,403 Today, we begin with items from the Beverly Goldberg Collection. 383 00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:04,060 First up is this unique red sitting opportunity. 384 00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:06,280 And the bidding begins at... 385 00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:07,847 $40,000. 386 00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:09,805 Anyone? 387 00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:12,025 Anyone? 388 00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:14,375 Tell them it's a family heirloom. 389 00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:18,292 My grandfather made a horse carry it across Slovania. 390 00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:20,642 The horse was proud, but never the same. 391 00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:23,036 Okay. Anyone want to be a part 392 00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:25,690 of this lady's upsetting history? 393 00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:27,605 Anyone? What's happening? 394 00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:30,217 Why is no one getting in on that bargain basement price? 395 00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:31,871 You know, if you really wanted this to sell, 396 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:34,743 you would let me lower the price to something like $200. 397 00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:37,877 There you go. $200, going once. 398 00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:39,139 That is highway robbery! 399 00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:41,010 Essie, quick! Bid $100,000. 400 00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:42,664 I'm not doing that. Why? 401 00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:45,319 Honestly, 'cause that couch looks like it belongs in a bordello. 402 00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:47,538 Fine. Virginia! You always do what I say. Bid right now. 403 00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,018 But I don't want to. 404 00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:52,108 This fidgety blond woman wants to bid $100,000. 405 00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:54,415 I really don't! No, she really doesn't. 406 00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:56,852 Anyone Any real bids? Anyone at all? 407 00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,680 I bid $500,000. 408 00:14:58,767 --> 00:14:59,768 Ignore that woman. 409 00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:01,683 And sold for $200! 410 00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:04,164 No! Unsold! 411 00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:05,774 Next up, we have... Oh, Lord. 412 00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:07,384 I bid $10 million. 413 00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:09,560 I'm taking it all back. No one touch my stuff. 414 00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:10,910 Happy this is over. 415 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,912 Moving on! 416 00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,739 ADULT ADAM: While my mom's auction proved to be a bust, 417 00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:17,177 my dad was proving that even Coach couldn't whip him into shape. 418 00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:19,483 Ugh. Tummy so full. 419 00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:20,876 I gotta unbutton... 420 00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:22,530 There's the stuff. Yeah. 421 00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:24,619 What the hell? Why are you slothing around 422 00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:26,316 with Coach instead of getting fit? 423 00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:27,970 Gimme another sleeve of Double Stufs, Mur-Money. 424 00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:29,363 Dude, your dad ruined Coach Mellor. 425 00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:30,886 It's been one day! How? 426 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:33,149 I know how! 427 00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:35,935 You fed him fancy foods and compliments like with Mom, didn't you? 428 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,762 I didn't compliment anyone, moron. 429 00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:39,155 Well, you said my calves 430 00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:40,765 look like recently picked coconuts. 431 00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:42,550 Right off the tree. 432 00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:44,465 You leave me no choice, Father. 433 00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:46,249 It's time I express my feelings for you 434 00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:48,121 in a totally real and honest way. 435 00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,253 You can do it, Bar! No! Don't do it, man! 436 00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:52,647 I'm scared, but there's no going back.I can't watch this. 437 00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,431 Prepare to hear everything that's in my heart. 438 00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,651 Okay, I think it's time for ol' Coach to scoot. 439 00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:58,914 No, you stay! What's happening? 440 00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:01,743 I want everyone to watch me openly, directly communicate with my dad. 441 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,136 What? Don't do any of that. 442 00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:04,485 This can't be done! Dad... 443 00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:06,356 Don't say it, man. ...I care about you. 444 00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:08,141 Oh! He said it. I don't know where to look. 445 00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:09,751 Stop using those words at me. 446 00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:10,882 You mean everything to me! 447 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,362 Oh! Don't! 448 00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:13,668 It's too raw. But I mean it. 449 00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:16,062 No! That's no way for a son to talk to his father. 450 00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:18,194 I don't have to sit here and listen to this crap. 451 00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:20,022 Don't you walk away from me. 452 00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:21,763 You will listen to all my loving words! 453 00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:23,025 Why are you doing this? 454 00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:25,071 Go, Murray! Go! Just listen to me! 455 00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:27,073 I'm worried about you, okay? 456 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,378 Why? I'm fine. 457 00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:30,946 I just want you to be around for a long time, okay? 458 00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,339 I'm not going anywhere, moron. 459 00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:34,602 But you can be better, do better. 460 00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,343 I need you healthy and here with me. 461 00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:38,388 I-I want you to be at my wedding, 462 00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:41,391 I want you to hold my baby someday. 463 00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:45,221 I want you to be in my life for as long as possible 'cause I love you. 464 00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:46,831 ADULT ADAM: For the first time ever, 465 00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:49,051 my brother truly told my dad what was in his heart. 466 00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:51,314 Unfortunately, my dad just couldn't do the same. 467 00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:53,795 I-I don't know what you want me to say here. 468 00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:55,057 My friends are right. 469 00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:56,711 There really is no use in talking to dads. 470 00:16:56,798 --> 00:17:01,020 ♪♪ 471 00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:02,804 ADULT ADAM: After the big auction was a bust, 472 00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:05,807 we had to bust our butts to get everything back home. 473 00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:08,462 Damn it, Adam! These things are priceless. Look where you're going. 474 00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:11,291 No way! I can't make direct eye contact. 475 00:17:11,378 --> 00:17:13,206 They'll come to life and take me. 476 00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:14,859 Okay, just put it down. You're being ridiculous. 477 00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:16,557 Can't we just leave them on the curb? 478 00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:19,212 The owls had a family, and they deserve to get closure. 479 00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:22,563 I'm not gonna leave my most prized possessions on the curb. 480 00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:24,913 A professional auctioneer did certify it as trash. 481 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,567 All right, then set it out with the rest of the trash. 482 00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:28,221 It's all trash! 483 00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:29,265 Honestly, thank you so much. 484 00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:30,745 That is such a relief. 485 00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:33,400 No, don't be relieved! That was supposed to be guilt. 486 00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:34,749 What is wrong with you two? 487 00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:36,707 What's wrong with you for thinking 488 00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:40,015 we wanna stock our homes with golden velvet couches and creepy owls? 489 00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,625 'Cause it's all for you! 490 00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:43,323 One of you is gonna take the owls. 491 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:44,802 I don't want an owl! 492 00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:46,717 If I say take the owls, missy, you're taking an owl! 493 00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:49,938 My God! 494 00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:51,635 Did you just throw a dead owl at me? 495 00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:52,723 Ha! 496 00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:53,942 Oh, you think that's funny? 497 00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:54,856 What are you... 498 00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:56,162 How dare you? 499 00:17:57,946 --> 00:18:00,557 How dare you? 500 00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:03,430 Ew! Forget the owls and everything else! 501 00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,084 You were right. 502 00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:08,696 All my stuff is priceless to me and nobody else. 503 00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:11,394 No, don't you cry over your crap we don't want. That's not fair. 504 00:18:11,481 --> 00:18:12,743 You know what's not fair? 505 00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:14,397 I've been collecting this stuff my whole life. 506 00:18:14,484 --> 00:18:15,529 For you. 507 00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,008 Mom, we didn't ask you to. 508 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,880 I know you didn't. 509 00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:21,187 But I need to know that at some point, 510 00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:23,798 you're gonna have a piece of this family in your house. 511 00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:25,191 A piece of me. 512 00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:26,583 But you don't want any of it. 513 00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:30,152 Clean up the owls. 514 00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:32,328 [REO SPEEDWAGON'S TIME FOR ME TO FLYPLAYS] 515 00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:34,461 Hey. 516 00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:35,766 What's all this? 517 00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:38,682 I'm just fixing up your body-flex gizmo. 518 00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:40,989 Do me a favor. 519 00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:42,817 Don't have any more of your dumbass friends build anything for you. 520 00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:44,384 Okay. 521 00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:46,734 You know, I could always use a workout buddy. 522 00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:48,344 No. 523 00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:49,780 Worth a try. 524 00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:53,001 Hey, I'm not the kind of guy who's ever gonna exercise. 525 00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:55,221 But I do want to be there for you. 526 00:18:55,308 --> 00:18:57,353 I want to see you get married. 527 00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,442 I want to hold your baby. 528 00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:00,922 I want to see you become a doctor. 529 00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:04,230 I really hope so. 530 00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:05,883 Don't hope. 531 00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:07,494 I'll be there. 532 00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:09,452 And if you're really worried, 533 00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:12,412 we can go for a walk every once in a while.Really? 534 00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:15,197 Just let's make sure we talk about MacGyverand the Eagles. 535 00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:17,808 No more of this, uh, opening-up-your-heart stuff. 536 00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:19,070 Heart's closed. 537 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,550 It better be. 538 00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:23,379 ♪ I believe it's time for me to fly 539 00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:26,687 ADULT ADAM: Yeah, sometimes it can be hard to be honest with each other. 540 00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:28,515 But when you do find the courage to open up, 541 00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,995 you realize that telling the truth 542 00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:32,606 is the healthiest way to communicate. 543 00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:38,568 Cute photo. 544 00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:40,266 That you? 545 00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:42,137 Yeah. 546 00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:45,445 I thought that couch was the most beautiful thing in the world. 547 00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:49,231 I used to fall asleep with my head in my mom's lap, 548 00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:51,494 dreaming we were European royalty. 549 00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:53,888 That... Is a really nice story. 550 00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:56,369 Well, it doesn't matter now. 551 00:19:56,456 --> 00:19:59,241 Some stranger bought it and is doing God knows what with it. 552 00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:01,417 From what I heard, it's actually being used 553 00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:03,376 as the showpiece of a living room. 554 00:20:03,463 --> 00:20:05,204 ♪ I do believe that I've had enough 555 00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:09,730 My beautiful red couch! It's back! 556 00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:12,080 The auction house gave us the name of the guy who bought it. 557 00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:14,952 You spent thousands of dollars to get this back 558 00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:17,085 Thousands, for sure. 559 00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:18,086 Then let's celebrate. 560 00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:19,914 Make yourselves comfortable, 561 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:21,916 and I'll go get us some Orange Shasta and pound cake! 562 00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:24,658 To eat in here? But what about all the crumbs? 563 00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:27,878 I think it's time we use our living room for actual living. 564 00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:32,622 ♪ I believe it's time for me to fly-y-y 565 00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:34,885 ♪ Time for me to fly ♪ 566 00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:36,713 ADULT ADAM: In the end, there's only one thing 567 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,715 worth passing down to the people you love, 568 00:20:38,802 --> 00:20:40,761 and that's the memories you create together. 569 00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:42,197 When you carry them in your heart, 570 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:44,678 that's when you can truly fly. 571 00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:50,423 Hi, folks. It's me, Adam. I'm back. 572 00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:52,033 What we just witnessed was how... 573 00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:03,305 Here we are on the red couch 574 00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:04,654 made famous by tonight's episode, 575 00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:07,570 and I am with the awesome real Beverly Goldberg. 576 00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:09,529 My kids used to make fun that my living room 577 00:21:09,616 --> 00:21:12,401 should've been roped off because it was, like, fancy, 578 00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:14,403 and they weren't allowed to sit on them 'cause I'd say, 579 00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:16,623 "Oh, you're gonna make tushy prints on the velvet." 580 00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:20,322 "And you can't sit on the sofa. It's just to look at." 581 00:21:20,409 --> 00:21:22,542 It's in mint condition, if anybody wants it. 582 00:21:22,629 --> 00:21:23,891 I say you just leave it with Adam. 583 00:21:23,978 --> 00:21:25,284 He's probably freaking right now.