1 00:00:01,269 --> 00:00:03,637 ADULT ADAM: Back in the day, I did okay with the ladies, 2 00:00:03,671 --> 00:00:05,339 from girl-next-door Dana Caldwell 3 00:00:05,373 --> 00:00:07,141 and our innocent puppy love 4 00:00:07,175 --> 00:00:10,678 to my geeked-out romance with older woman Jackie Geary. 5 00:00:10,711 --> 00:00:12,380 And finally, Brea Bee. 6 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:16,584 Yeah, somehow, I'd won the heart of the coolest girl at school. 7 00:00:16,617 --> 00:00:18,686 BEVERLY: * Laundry day, laundry day 8 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:21,589 * Make my baby's stains go away * 9 00:00:21,622 --> 00:00:22,656 (GASPS) Ooh! 10 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:24,958 Nothing! Studying! Respecting boundaries! 11 00:00:24,992 --> 00:00:27,161 What is going on here in the dark? 12 00:00:27,195 --> 00:00:28,496 Brea, do you want to field this one? 13 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:29,763 I do not. 14 00:00:29,797 --> 00:00:32,933 And what is that funk? It's like I'm standing in a musky cloud. 15 00:00:32,966 --> 00:00:34,001 Basements are damp. 16 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,170 It's also hot. Like, steamy. 17 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:37,871 I think the dryer was on. 18 00:00:37,905 --> 00:00:39,640 Brea on the board. The dryer. 19 00:00:39,673 --> 00:00:41,209 Likely culprit for everything you're smelling. 20 00:00:42,676 --> 00:00:43,711 Binaca. 21 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:45,713 Vanilla-scented candle. 22 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:48,849 Sade's classic booty groove The Sweetest Taboo. 23 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:50,884 (GASPS) You two were kissing! 24 00:00:50,918 --> 00:00:52,486 Okay, I'm just gonna mosey on out of here. 25 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:54,955 No! We are not gonna be shamed by you. 26 00:00:54,988 --> 00:00:57,191 Basement kissing is a teen rite of passage. 27 00:00:57,225 --> 00:00:58,359 I demand you leave! 28 00:00:58,392 --> 00:00:59,693 I'm not going anywhere! 29 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:02,330 That's good, because someone brought over 30 00:01:02,363 --> 00:01:04,332 a rice pudding with raisins. 31 00:01:04,365 --> 00:01:05,699 Not a good time, Dad. 32 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:08,336 I just caught Adam and his little friend here couch-kissing. 33 00:01:08,369 --> 00:01:09,503 Pudding? No, thank you. 34 00:01:09,537 --> 00:01:11,272 Bevy, where do you keep the bagel chips? 35 00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:12,973 There's a dip I want to explore. 36 00:01:13,006 --> 00:01:14,175 Forget your dip. 37 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:16,744 Your baby boy was down here swapping spit with this one. 38 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:19,213 Hi, Mr. Goldberg. I'm Adam's girlfriend, Brea. 39 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:20,281 Nobody's named Brea. 40 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:22,583 She is! And you should be wearing pants. 41 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:23,751 I was earlier. 42 00:01:23,784 --> 00:01:25,619 Beverly, are we doing the book club down here today? 43 00:01:25,653 --> 00:01:26,920 Book club is canceled. 44 00:01:26,954 --> 00:01:29,623 You didn't read Fried Green Tomatoes, either, huh? 45 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:31,525 Snooze-fest. Nothing happens. 46 00:01:31,559 --> 00:01:33,394 Something's been happening down here. 47 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:36,029 Adam and this young enchantress have been necking. 48 00:01:36,063 --> 00:01:37,765 Lip locking? Tongue wrestling? 49 00:01:37,798 --> 00:01:38,999 The first marital pleasure? 50 00:01:39,032 --> 00:01:41,402 Is there a window or a chimney I can crawl out of? 51 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:44,572 Is this the laundry line? Got a load of socks and... 52 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:45,773 What is that hanging in the air? 53 00:01:45,806 --> 00:01:47,175 The loss of innocence. 54 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:48,442 That happened sooner than I thought. 55 00:01:48,476 --> 00:01:50,110 God, is your whole neighborhood in here? 56 00:01:50,144 --> 00:01:52,280 I hope so, 'cause I've got an emergency! 57 00:01:52,313 --> 00:01:54,848 I lost three pieces of a puzzle down here. 58 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:57,185 One is an edge, one has some blue in it, 59 00:01:57,218 --> 00:01:59,853 and the last one has half a dog's nose or foot. 60 00:01:59,887 --> 00:02:01,021 (SNIFFS) What am I tasting? 61 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:03,391 Rice pudding? I don't think so, but thank you. 62 00:02:03,424 --> 00:02:05,893 That's it. Everyone needs to leave immediately! 63 00:02:05,926 --> 00:02:07,195 That's not gonna happen. (CHUCKLES) 64 00:02:07,228 --> 00:02:09,597 We're all just happy watching you squirm. 65 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,199 Brea, is it? I don't think so. 66 00:02:11,232 --> 00:02:12,733 Screw it. I'm just gonna make a run for it. 67 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:14,134 Bye, Adam. This was traumatic. 68 00:02:14,168 --> 00:02:16,437 Goodbye, Brea. Look what you all did! 69 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:17,971 Well, that's what you get, Schmoo. 70 00:02:18,005 --> 00:02:20,741 The next time you need kissies so badly, you come to your mama. 71 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:22,676 (ALL GROAN) I saw that coming. 72 00:02:22,710 --> 00:02:24,445 Oh, balls, no! 73 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,146 * I'm twisted up inside 74 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:28,949 * But nonetheless, I feel the need to say 75 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,654 * I don't know the future 76 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:37,458 * But the past keeps getting clearer every day * 77 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,493 ADULT ADAM: It was May 6th, 1980-something, 78 00:02:39,527 --> 00:02:42,230 and Barry was in for an unexpected surprise. 79 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:43,931 Guess who? Gene Hackman! 80 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:45,799 What? No. It's Ren. 81 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,501 Now I feel like I need to moisturize more. 82 00:02:47,535 --> 00:02:49,237 Oh. I wasn't going by touch. 83 00:02:49,270 --> 00:02:50,371 Oh. Bummer news. 84 00:02:50,404 --> 00:02:51,905 I couldn't get those tickets to The Clash. 85 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:54,608 I don't know why you like those guys. They're so angry. 86 00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:56,377 You're rock stars. How about a smile? 87 00:02:56,410 --> 00:02:58,946 Well, then I guess you're gonna be super excited for this. 88 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:00,080 That tee's way too big for you. 89 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:02,916 It's not for me, dummy. It's for my boyfriend. 90 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:04,352 You have a boyfriend? (SIGHS) 91 00:03:04,385 --> 00:03:05,919 This day was bound to come. 92 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:07,688 Please give him my highest regards. 93 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:08,789 He's a very lucky man. 94 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:10,391 Barry, hear my words. 95 00:03:10,424 --> 00:03:13,827 You are my boyfriend, and I am your girlfriend. 96 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:15,563 You're just gonna say it like that? 97 00:03:15,596 --> 00:03:17,331 If you haven't noticed, 98 00:03:17,365 --> 00:03:19,400 we've been spending all of our time together, 99 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:21,802 and you're the first person I want to see in the morning 100 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:24,505 and the last one that I want to talk to at night. 101 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,574 That's exactly how I feel! 102 00:03:26,607 --> 00:03:29,042 We are boyfriend and girlfriend. 103 00:03:29,076 --> 00:03:30,478 (CHUCKLES) What up, suckas? 104 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:32,045 Just our divine spirits. 105 00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:33,647 Turns out, I'm her handsome beau. 106 00:03:33,681 --> 00:03:35,416 We're going with "boyfriend." Yay! 107 00:03:35,449 --> 00:03:36,884 Okay, well, despite all of this, 108 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:39,287 I'm glad I found you, because guess who's back in town. 109 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,854 The boys? The Globetrotters? 110 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:42,523 Evel Knievel? Gallagher and his mallet? 111 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:44,358 It's Lainey. Lainey Lewis? 112 00:03:44,392 --> 00:03:46,294 She's here to meet her dad's girlfriend and hang out with me. 113 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:47,428 Oh, there she is. 114 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:50,163 ADULT ADAM: Crazy, I know. Lainey Lewis was back. 115 00:03:50,197 --> 00:03:51,999 Barry hadn't heard from his ex-fiancee 116 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:54,368 since she skipped town to make it big in L.A. 117 00:03:54,402 --> 00:03:57,505 (CRYING) And, Barry, what can I say? 118 00:03:57,538 --> 00:03:59,540 I will always love you. 119 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:02,543 Hi, guys. (CHUCKLES) Barry. 120 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:03,611 Lainey? Yep. 121 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:05,245 Erica told me to meet her on campus. 122 00:04:05,279 --> 00:04:06,614 She said we'd never run into you. 123 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:08,682 Yet here you are, standing right in front of me. 124 00:04:08,716 --> 00:04:10,017 Yeah, it's really awkward. 125 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:11,151 You look good, Barry. 126 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:13,487 Thanks. It's a new shirt. 127 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:16,156 And, uh, I'm the one that gave it to him. I'm Ren. 128 00:04:16,189 --> 00:04:17,525 Ren! I'm so sorry. 129 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:19,026 It's like you weren't even there for a second. 130 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:20,160 That's how it felt. 131 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:22,496 Ren, Lainey. Lainey, Ren. 132 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:25,566 Her, me, together. Friend, girl. So fun. 133 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,635 I-I'm his girlfriend. 134 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:29,002 That's what she's saying, 135 00:04:29,036 --> 00:04:31,872 and I'm saying it, too, because I like it my way. Burger King. 136 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:33,240 Okay, well, we should probably go 137 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:34,375 before his skull collapses. 138 00:04:34,408 --> 00:04:35,876 Nice meeting you, Ren. 139 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:38,712 And, Barry... Bye, I guess. 140 00:04:38,746 --> 00:04:40,881 Goodbye to you, lady from my past! 141 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:42,282 (CHUCKLES) 142 00:04:42,316 --> 00:04:44,718 That went well. It did not. 143 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:46,587 But I get that seeing an ex might throw you for a loop. 144 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:47,655 You get me. 145 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:49,056 Just as long as you don't still have, like, 146 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:50,257 feelings for her or anything. 147 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:53,193 No way. I'm all Ren all the time. 148 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:54,428 (SQUEALS SOFTLY) 149 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:56,530 ADULT ADAM: As Barry's love life got more complicated, 150 00:04:56,564 --> 00:04:59,066 I was trying to keep things simple for my mom. 151 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:00,434 I have an important announcement. 152 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:02,436 Brea's coming over to pick me up for our date, 153 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:04,271 and I don't want to hear a peep out of any of you. 154 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,673 You're not gonna have to worry about that here. 155 00:05:05,706 --> 00:05:07,575 Where are you going? Niagara Falls? 156 00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:10,243 To a seedy motel to do your wicked business? 157 00:05:10,277 --> 00:05:13,313 For your information, we're gonna go see a Eugene O'Neill play 158 00:05:13,347 --> 00:05:14,415 and grab a late supper. 159 00:05:14,448 --> 00:05:16,216 Is that why you're dressed like a boy professor? 160 00:05:16,249 --> 00:05:18,251 While you may not recognize it, Mother, 161 00:05:18,285 --> 00:05:20,854 I'm a man, with manly tastes and desires. 162 00:05:20,888 --> 00:05:21,955 (SCOFFS) 163 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:24,592 Ooh. My five-o'clock shadow is early. 164 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:26,927 'Scuse me. My lady likes me clean. 165 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,996 Are you kidding me? 166 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:30,798 (GASPS) Who does he think he is, 167 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,466 shaving and going to things? 168 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:33,701 He's still a little boy. 169 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:36,970 You may not want to accept it, but Adam's basically a man. 170 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:40,708 You know... Except for the body, voice, and toys. 171 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:42,710 Well, I don't accept it. 172 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:45,112 Brea and Adam are moving way too fast. 173 00:05:45,145 --> 00:05:47,848 Bevy, relax. Everybody gets older. Just let 'em be. 174 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:51,351 Murray, it is a father's duty to scare the hormonal passions 175 00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:53,987 out of any suitor that comes to our children's door. 176 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,856 Here's the thing... Nah. 177 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:57,825 (DOORBELL RINGS) Well, then you leave me no choice. 178 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:58,859 You have choices. 179 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:01,128 Oh. Brea Bee. 180 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:02,463 Hey, Mrs. Goldberg. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 181 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:04,798 Is Adam ready? He said he'd be ready. 182 00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:06,266 I honked. Like, so many times. 183 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:07,801 Come, Brea. Sit. 184 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:09,169 We have much to discuss. 185 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,073 Adam, you need to get downstairs. 186 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:16,276 Your mother's grilling your lady friend like a flank steak. 187 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:17,845 Oh, balls! 188 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:21,815 Brea, leave your purse and flee! 189 00:06:21,849 --> 00:06:24,184 No, Adam, it's fine. We're having a good time. 190 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:25,819 Your mom's gonna teach me how to put cheddar on cod. 191 00:06:25,853 --> 00:06:27,688 No! Don't connect in a meaningful way! 192 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,523 Too late! We're sisters. 193 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:31,925 People are already saying it. (CHUCKLES) 194 00:06:31,959 --> 00:06:33,360 I'll be back with those recipes. 195 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,095 I know you're a wonderful person 196 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:36,497 and would do anything for me, 197 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:37,565 but not this. 198 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:38,699 It's really okay. 199 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,333 Your mom's obviously having a hard time, 200 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:41,535 so it's good that she likes me. 201 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:43,036 Rather than take the time to explain, 202 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:44,104 we should run outta here. 203 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:47,407 Here's your signed edition of my cookbook, Brea. 204 00:06:47,441 --> 00:06:49,543 It's the first time I wrote "best wishes" 205 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:51,111 and actually meant it. 206 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:52,746 Let me get my car keys, and we'll go. 207 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:55,215 Go? I kinda invited your mom along tonight. 208 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:58,085 Let me guess... You didn't think she'd actually accept? 209 00:06:58,118 --> 00:06:59,319 But I did. 210 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:01,354 And we're not gonna do any of that boring adult stuff. 211 00:07:01,388 --> 00:07:04,291 We're gonna go see a dumb movie and then go to the arcade. 212 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:07,360 Yay! Three's a crowd of fun! 213 00:07:07,394 --> 00:07:09,763 Brea, I think you're special and amazing, 214 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:12,733 but you have no idea how much you just (BLEEP) us. 215 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,201 While it was too late for me, 216 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:16,537 Barry was hoping the JTP could save him. 217 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:17,605 Jenkintown Posse. 218 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:18,739 TOGETHER: Jenkintown Posse. 219 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,708 I need your infinite guidance and wisdom. 220 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:22,442 Matt Bradley, you're free to leave at any time. 221 00:07:22,476 --> 00:07:23,744 I kinda live here, buddy. 222 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,846 Enough interruptions, okay? 223 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:27,414 I'm in real trouble. 224 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,550 I'm currently embroiled in a love triangle 225 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:31,284 with the two most beautiful women on the planet. 226 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:33,987 Oh, uh, Rae Dawn Chong and the twins from the beer commercial? 227 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:35,288 That would be three, doofus. 228 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:36,624 I'm going with two Dana Delanys. 229 00:07:36,657 --> 00:07:38,526 She could swim to my China Beach anytime. 230 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:40,093 I'm talking about Ren and Lainey. 231 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:41,394 Big Tasty, we've been over this. 232 00:07:41,428 --> 00:07:43,296 Lainey went to L.A. to be a rock star. 233 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:44,998 I heard she's in that Robert Palmer video 234 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:47,100 where he apologizes to women for turning them on. 235 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:50,738 Well, she's back, and the only thing she wants to rock is my body. 236 00:07:50,771 --> 00:07:51,805 That doesn't sound right. 237 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:52,906 Here's the proof. 238 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:55,876 (BEEP) LAINEY: Hey, Bar. It's Lainey. 239 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:58,579 I wanted to see if you might be free to meet up while I'm here. 240 00:07:58,612 --> 00:07:59,813 I really need to talk to you. 241 00:07:59,847 --> 00:08:01,749 (BEEP) Did you hear that? 242 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:03,083 She needs me. 243 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:04,718 She said she needs to talk to you. 244 00:08:04,752 --> 00:08:08,021 With her body. What aren't you getting, Matt Bradley? 245 00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:11,158 Her vague and mysterious message is crystal clear... 246 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:12,926 She wants all this. 247 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:15,963 It is kinda weird, but you're with Ren now. 248 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:17,565 Damn my seductive charms! 249 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:20,467 Sometimes I'm too much man for even me. What do I do? 250 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:23,837 Maybe go talk to Erica. I mean, Lainey and Ren are both her close friends. 251 00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:26,006 Maybe she'd have a perspective on this that you don't. 252 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:28,776 Sometimes the tiniest men have the greatest ideas. 253 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:32,245 Yes! I will ask my sister which lover I should take. 254 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:34,381 I'm not clinically tiny. 255 00:08:34,414 --> 00:08:35,949 ADULT ADAM: As Barry sought dating advice, 256 00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:39,219 I found myself on a date with Brea... And my mom. 257 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:40,320 Here I am. 258 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,388 Here, I saved you a seat next to me. 259 00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:42,956 Nonsense. Scooch. 260 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:45,492 I've got the popcorn, so I'll sit in the middle. 261 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,060 I can't sit next to my girlfriend? 262 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:49,462 You're sitting next to your original girlfriend. 263 00:08:49,496 --> 00:08:52,933 Turns out wedging herself between me and Brea was only the beginning. 264 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:54,602 Good night, Mom. Good night? 265 00:08:54,635 --> 00:08:55,836 But we haven't hit the arcade yet 266 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,705 or gone out for a slice of pie. 267 00:08:57,738 --> 00:08:59,640 That doesn't seem like something we'd want to do. 268 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:01,208 Is that true, Brea? Well, I... 269 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:03,510 Ah, two against one! Let's go! 270 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:07,414 Yep, that night, Brea and I had the most memorable date of our lives, 271 00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:08,649 but not in a good way. 272 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:10,050 Oh, look out! It's the police! 273 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:11,351 Where? The tickle police. 274 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,686 Stop it! 275 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,554 The teenage manager's gonna come yell at us again! 276 00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:16,123 Oh, let him! 277 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:18,959 And it didn't look like my mom was gonna run out of gas anytime soon. 278 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:21,328 Unh-uh-uh-uh-uh. No dairy for you. 279 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:22,495 Not with that tum-tum. 280 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:24,264 Actually, I'll take the peaches, too. 281 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:25,699 Go to town on some crust. 282 00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:28,669 Eventually, we managed to escape to a cramped photo booth. 283 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:31,639 On three, two... 284 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:33,006 Mom! (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 285 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,975 Yep, even when we tried to get away, 286 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:37,277 my mom was always in the picture. 287 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:38,679 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 288 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:43,617 ADULT ADAM: Barry found himself in an unlikely love triangle. 289 00:09:43,651 --> 00:09:46,053 But even more unlikely was the person he went to for help. 290 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,856 Damn it. You're not my garlic knots. Why are you here? 291 00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:50,290 Too many women are in love with me. 292 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:52,192 Define "too many." And define "women." 293 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:55,028 Ren, my foxy girlfriend, can't get off the B-train. 294 00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:56,730 Ugh! And I guess so. 295 00:09:56,764 --> 00:10:00,300 And now Lainey has returned for another dip in Lake Barry. 296 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,002 No, she's here to meet her father's new girlfriend, 297 00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:03,570 hang out with me, and that's it. 298 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:07,240 Then why did she leave me a deeply erotic message on my answering machine? 299 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,776 There's no way. Wanna hear it? 300 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:11,378 God, no! Why are all my friends into you? 301 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:12,612 You're built like Winnie the Pooh. 302 00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:14,381 The lovable pants-less bear? 303 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:15,849 He's a personal hero. 304 00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:17,484 Now I need your help in choosing 305 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:19,452 between two of your tantalizing friends. 306 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:22,489 Never. That's disgusting and completely up to you. 307 00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:25,225 But seeing Lainey reminded me of everything we shared. 308 00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:26,559 It's like we were always meant to be. 309 00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:28,461 Except for the part where she bolted without saying goodbye 310 00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:29,596 and lives in L.A. now. 311 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,432 And then there's Ren. So cool and exciting. 312 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,567 Also, I really like her face and butt. 313 00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:36,269 No! No body parts! Just facts. 314 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:37,570 Just tell me who to be with. 315 00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:39,106 Neither. We did it. 316 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,674 Come on! 317 00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:44,577 Stop being my grossed-out older sister and just be a friend! 318 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:46,146 My God. It's so obvious. Ren. 319 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:48,081 I knew you'd say Lainey. No, I didn't. 320 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:49,817 Look, I love Lainey with all of my heart, 321 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,284 but that was the past. 322 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,652 Ren likes you right now. 323 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:54,287 That's true. It is now. 324 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,957 Everything with Ren is so new and fun and unfolding. 325 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,926 I haven't seen you this happy in forever. 326 00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:00,227 Why would you walk away from that? 327 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,329 You're right. It's Ren. Perfect. 328 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:04,597 Now, please don't tell anyone that I'm involved in this. 329 00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:07,167 Nonsense. You deserve all the credit. 330 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,269 But I don't want it. Thanks, Erica Goldberg! 331 00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:11,138 Your cold-blooded decision-making 332 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,806 helped me find my love path. 333 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,374 People must know! 334 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:15,642 Oh! 335 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,310 Oh! All my knots and sauces! 336 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,812 ADULT ADAM: While Barry had found clarity, 337 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:21,514 Brea and I were looking for a moment clear of my mom. 338 00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:22,816 There's my Queen Bee. 339 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:25,786 Look. Your mom keeps bringing me loaves of banana bread. 340 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,788 They are so heavy, they defy the laws of physics. 341 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:31,458 We have a theory. She uses a lot of bananas and some depleted uranium. 342 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:33,593 Well, at least we have this one peaceful moment together. 343 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,395 Banana bread! 344 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:36,830 Oh! Aah. 345 00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:38,866 Please tell me you're here to discipline a prideful, young teacher. 346 00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:42,569 Actually, I just popped by to give my new gal pal this bad mamma jamma. 347 00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:44,004 More banana bread. Great. 348 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,638 The secret is heft, 349 00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:46,874 which makes it the perfect snack 350 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:48,976 to supercharge a volleyball practice. 351 00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:50,043 You know I have practice? 352 00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:51,879 I've got your whole schedule, silly. 353 00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:53,646 Now, take a hunk. 354 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:56,483 You can't bump and spike on an empty tum-tum. 355 00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,585 Yay! She loves my dense bread! 356 00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:00,720 Oh, you are gonna jump so high. 357 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:01,855 See you there. 358 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,857 I can't live like this! What are we gonna do? 359 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:06,026 I'll tell you what to do. 360 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,260 Mr. Woodburn? 361 00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:09,429 You have romantic advice from over there by the trash can? 362 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,664 Middle-aged man can't tell children how to love? 363 00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:12,732 At this point, why not? 364 00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:14,334 Cut your losses. You break up. 365 00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,669 Break up? That's your brilliant suggestion? 366 00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:18,238 Not for real. You fake it. 367 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:20,307 You stage a breakup, and then your mom goes back 368 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:22,409 to just being a nuisance to the rest of the world. 369 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:23,510 How would that even work? 370 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:25,578 My wife, Olga, and I staged a fake breakup 371 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:27,447 fifteen years ago for tax purposes. 372 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,316 And now you live happily in secret? 373 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,084 Even better. She moved to Scottsdale, 374 00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:33,386 shacked up with some carpenter named Yoshi. 375 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,388 Kinda sounds like she and Yoshi are together. 376 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,523 Wrong again! 377 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:38,725 'Course, they do have those two foster kids together, 378 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,160 but that's part of the ruse. 379 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:42,229 Nah, once Jason and Amber go to college 380 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,898 and I finish sockin' away money into her retirement account, 381 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,266 we are back on, baby. 382 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:48,735 Yeah. I'm pretty positive Olga's scamming you. 383 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:52,039 Then why did she use my name to get Yoshi a U.S. passport? 384 00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:53,406 'Cause they're a happy family 385 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,708 and she'd do anything for him? 386 00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:58,812 Damn it, it's Magdalena and her brother all over again. 387 00:12:58,846 --> 00:12:59,980 (GROANS) 388 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,081 Holy crap. 389 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,582 I know. He's such a sad man. 390 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,051 I don't care about him. 391 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,419 A fake breakup just might do the trick. 392 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,587 I'll try anything. 393 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,789 I don't have any more room in my locker or my stomach. 394 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:13,126 She's the worst, but what she does with old bananas is pretty special. 395 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,362 While Brea and I decided to fake a breakup, 396 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:18,431 Barry was ready to get real about his feelings for Ren. 397 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,233 Lainey? You didn't call me back. 398 00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:21,468 Yeah. Sorry. 399 00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:23,236 Now's not good. I'm on my way to see Ren. 400 00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,772 Right. Ren. I'm so happy for you, Barry. 401 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,140 You don't have to say that. 402 00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:28,641 I know why you're here. You do? 403 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:30,944 You wanted one more shot at climbing Mt. Barry. 404 00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,579 Mt. Barry? I get it. 405 00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,114 I'm the real deal. 406 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,416 You'll never do better. But chin up. 407 00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:37,985 You've got a few years left to find love. 408 00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,452 Idiot. I'm not here for you. 409 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:42,455 I mean (SCOFFS) I am, but not in your icky way. 410 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:45,325 Well, if it's not for my rockin' body, what do you want? 411 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:47,594 I wanted to say... 412 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,162 (SIGHS) 413 00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:50,197 I'm sorry. 414 00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:51,965 You're forgiven. 415 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,400 You don't even know what I'm sorry for yet. 416 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,235 Whatever it is, I think you're great. 417 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,170 See, that right there? 418 00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:59,272 This sweet guy... I miss him so much. 419 00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:00,507 You're not here to get back together? 420 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:01,841 No. 421 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,111 But the way I left you, not saying goodbye, just going... 422 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:05,212 I can't forgive myself. 423 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,314 I know you were just chasing your dream. I get it. 424 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,182 My dream hasn't really come true. 425 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:11,518 I was the singing apple in a Fruit of the Loom commercial. 426 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,653 Holy crap! Do you know the grapes? 427 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,189 Truth is, I don't really know anyone in L.A. 428 00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:19,126 Sometimes I wish I still had you in my life... As a friend. 429 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:20,593 I'm always a phone call away. 430 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,029 You'd be okay with that? 431 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,431 Lainey, you'll always be a part of my life, 432 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:25,732 one way or the other. 433 00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:28,268 ADULT ADAM: Turns out friendship was all Lainey wanted, 434 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,037 but that's not what it looked like. 435 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,339 Uh, sorry to interrupt, 436 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,007 but...screw you, Barry. 437 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:36,176 Renjamin! It's not what you think! 438 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,278 You think Ren is short for Renjamin? 439 00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:39,379 There's no way to know. 440 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,848 There is. I-I'm Lauren. 441 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,451 But it turns out you don't know me... 442 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:45,885 And I really don't know you. 443 00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:48,088 But I chose you! Over her! 444 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,656 What? What? 445 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:52,892 I sat down with Erica, and we carefully weighed out the pluses and minuses. 446 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,727 She helped you rate us like show ponies? 447 00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:57,164 I'm not sure that's a real event, but kinda. 448 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,032 Point is, Ren won by a nose. 449 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,001 Not because you have a better nose. 450 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,235 Lainey's got a great nose, too. 451 00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:03,336 Someone else talk now! 452 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,105 There's nothing else to say. 453 00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:06,873 (SIGHS) I messed up. 454 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:07,941 You messed up. 455 00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:09,742 ADULT ADAM: As Barry was flubbing his lines, 456 00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:11,678 Brea and I were about to put on the performance of a lifetime. 457 00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,013 (DOORBELL RINGS) 458 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,582 Brea Bee? My girlfriend. 459 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:17,284 To what do I owe the pleasure? 460 00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:18,685 Troubling news, I'm afraid. 461 00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,553 Should we retire to my room for privacy? 462 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:23,090 I'm too emotionally raw to not speak my mind right now. 463 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:26,293 Hey, if you're gonna be emotionally raw, take it out back. 464 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,195 Shh, Murray. This sounds serious. 465 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:29,662 It's over between us, Adam. 466 00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,664 (GASPS) That is deeply upsetting. 467 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,433 Please don't make a scene. Fight for her, Adam. 468 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:34,934 I will not fight for you! 469 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:36,970 Thank you... For respecting my wishes. 470 00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:38,938 (SIGHS) Goodbye forever. 471 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,040 Forever. 472 00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:41,208 No. 473 00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:42,709 Forever. No! 474 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:45,112 Adam, do something! We have to get her back! 475 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:47,714 Too late. She's already near the sidewalk. 476 00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,282 There. She's at the sidewalk. 477 00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:52,052 I don't understand. We were so good together. 478 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,320 Love is a battlefield. 479 00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:54,988 What did you do to drive our girl away? 480 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:56,723 Maybe I wasn't listening enough? 481 00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,325 Oh, nobody splits up because of that. 482 00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,693 Your father hasn't listened to me in 20 years. Right, Murray? 483 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:03,163 Yeah, uh, tater tots. Two bags. 484 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:05,232 It wasn't just that. There was someone else? 485 00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:06,633 That makes sense, I guess. 486 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,568 Who? Uh... Tony? 487 00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:11,871 I don't know his last name, but they call him "The Tiger." 488 00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,873 Tony the Tiger? Like the... The cereal? 489 00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:16,776 But he's not a lovable cartoon mascot. He's a home wrecker. 490 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,078 Murray, are you hearing this? 491 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:20,147 Your son has been dating a strumpet! 492 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,281 Good for you, Barry. 493 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,750 No, Brea is a stone-cold hussy. 494 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,285 I guess that's what we're saying here. 495 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,487 Anyway, toodle-oo. 496 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,122 (CHUCKLES) 497 00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:31,324 Why would Adam and Brea do this to me? 498 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:32,725 This has nothing to do with you. 499 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:34,261 (GASPS) You're right. 500 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:35,928 I need to confront Brea 501 00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:38,265 and find out for myself what happened. 502 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:39,666 See? You don't listen, either. 503 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:40,933 That's why this works. 504 00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,738 ADULT ADAM: Thanks to the most epic fake breakup ever, 505 00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,974 me and Brea finally had a moment to ourselves. 506 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:51,544 Let me set the mood with the silky sounds of Miss Jody Watley. 507 00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:53,046 Oh, balls. 508 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,581 "Haunted Halloween Sound Effects"? 509 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:55,948 Someone put this in the wrong case. 510 00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:57,016 Would you just come here? 511 00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,618 Oh, yes. The kissing. 512 00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,021 (DOORBELL RINGS) BEVERLY: Brea! 513 00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:04,191 It's Beverly Goldberg! Brea! (KNOCK ON DOOR) 514 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,958 Please tell me you popped in that haunted soundtrack. 515 00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:07,160 This is much more terrifying. 516 00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:08,195 Hide. I'll get rid of her. 517 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,297 (DOOR OPENS) 518 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,332 Mrs. G. Why are you here? 519 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,933 For answers! 520 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:15,635 How could you cheat on my baby? 521 00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:16,703 That's what Adam told you? 522 00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:19,005 He told me about you and Tony the Tiger. 523 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,873 What does he have that Adam doesn't? 524 00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:22,342 Was he not man enough for you? 525 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,877 You know, 'cause he wears a lady's size seven tennis shoe? 526 00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:27,714 Oh, wow. Or because root beer is too spicy for him? 527 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,882 Or because I have to hide his pills in peanut butter? 528 00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:33,086 That is a lot of new and very specific information. 529 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,322 Well, then it must be because he sleeps with his Glo Worm. 530 00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:37,624 Whose worm? His good-night friend, Glowie. 531 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:39,192 It's a plush toy that lights up 532 00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:40,427 when you give him a little squeeze. 533 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:41,561 Isn't he a little old for that? 534 00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,796 And I tried to hide it from him, but he found it. 535 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:46,333 Even hung up signs with a little reward. 536 00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:49,802 Enough! I gave up Glowie last year! I'm a man now! 537 00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:52,272 Adam? I-I don't understand. 538 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,807 You never do. Brea and I didn't break up. 539 00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:57,076 And she isn't dating a cartoon tiger. 540 00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,878 She's dating me, and we're here to French. 541 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,680 I'm just gonna worm my way out of here. 542 00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:03,750 Sorry. That was not a shot at Glowie. Um... 543 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:04,917 You faked your breakup? 544 00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:07,387 I had to do something. You're unbearable. 545 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,622 Who goes on a date with their son and his girlfriend? 546 00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:11,724 I literally don't understand the question. 547 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,293 Why can't you get that I don't want you 548 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:15,728 anywhere near my relationship? 549 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,630 And, oh, my God, why are you crying? 550 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:18,831 I'm sorry. It's just... 551 00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:21,468 You were acting so adult and... 552 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:22,835 Spending so much time with Brea. 553 00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:24,237 I just thought it was all over. 554 00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:25,872 What's over? You finally grow up 555 00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:28,241 and I'm no longer the most important woman in your life. 556 00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,876 That's a good thing. 557 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,244 Not for me. 558 00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:33,580 (SIGHS) You're my last baby. 559 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,014 I'm not ready for this. 560 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:36,483 Would you stop? 561 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:39,051 You're my mom. You'll always be in my life. 562 00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,787 Really? 563 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,323 And I'll live with you in a room just off the master suite? 564 00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:46,193 Please, you got to give me some space. 565 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:49,196 Because if you keep squeezing this hard, you really will lose me. 566 00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:51,063 Okay. I can make some concessions. 567 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:55,335 You and Brea can go on a date without your mom tagging along, 568 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,604 if that's what you think is normal. It is. 569 00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:58,971 But no more basement business. 570 00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:01,040 Don't worry. That room has been ruined for me forever. 571 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:02,775 And once a week, Brea should come to dinner, 572 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,277 not because I'm wedging in, 573 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,279 but because I really like her. 574 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,248 I really like her, too. 575 00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:11,518 And if we're just saying stuff... 576 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:12,985 You're not so terrible, either. 577 00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:15,154 I am your number-one girl! (CHUCKLES) 578 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:18,225 ADULT ADAM: Sometimes we get so focused on what we stand to lose 579 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,493 that we forget all we have to gain. 580 00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:21,594 Can we talk? 581 00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:24,096 I have nothing to say to you. 582 00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:25,598 Then I'll go. 583 00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:28,868 I want to let you know Lainey's an amazing person who I'll always love. 584 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:30,537 Not a great start. 585 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,272 But here's the thing, 586 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:33,306 she's not you. 587 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:35,542 And? 588 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:36,943 Aw, crap. 589 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,177 In my head, it was a home run 590 00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:39,679 and you'd be smooching on me right now. 591 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:40,947 I got this. 592 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,449 Erica, what are you doing here? 593 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:43,816 Well, I didn't want to be involved, 594 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,718 but since I am, at least I can make it right. 595 00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:47,754 I'm listening. 596 00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:51,090 When it comes to women, my brother may be the dumbest person in the world. 597 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,191 And the strongest. 598 00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:53,993 But he also has the biggest heart, 599 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,828 which I know for a fact belongs to you. 600 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,498 That's sweet. 601 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,333 And weird. 602 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:03,102 But that's sort of what I like about Barry. 603 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:04,304 Exactly. 604 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:07,674 I'm a lovable oddball who only has eyes for you. 605 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,277 What's this? 606 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:11,478 Just an apology. 607 00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:12,879 Clash tickets? 608 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:14,514 How? 609 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:15,982 For you, I'd do the impossible. 610 00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:21,421 So, does this mean you're my... 611 00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:22,522 Girlfriend? 612 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:23,890 Oh, yeah. (CHUCKLES) 613 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,292 I have a girlfriend! 614 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,759 Yes! 615 00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,361 I'm still getting used to this. 616 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:31,163 ADULT ADAM: Sure, bringing new people into our lives can be tricky, 617 00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:32,532 but the sooner we share the love 618 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,066 with the people closest to us, 619 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:36,736 that's when our tribe can grow even stronger. 620 00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:39,739 And in the end, you might just want to shout it from the rooftops. 621 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:43,743 I have a girlfriend! 622 00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,778 * Should I stay or should I go? * 623 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,617 ADAM: So, I understand you have a recent girlfriend? Yeah. 624 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:51,851 Yeah? Yeah. 625 00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:54,220 She pretty? Yeah. 626 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,955 Let me ask you something personal. 627 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,156 Does she call you names, 628 00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:58,858 like, 'cause, you know, you're a loser? 629 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:00,092 Does she call you a loser? 630 00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,364 Los Angeles must be so amazing. 631 00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:06,566 It's all right. I did almost meet Burt Reynolds once. 632 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,200 It turned out to be just a guy with a cowboy hat 633 00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:09,936 and a mustache, but still pretty cool. 634 00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,738 Almost the Bandit. That's not nothing. 635 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,272 Yeah, but it's tougher than I thought. 636 00:21:13,306 --> 00:21:15,908 Come on. You're the most famous commercial fruit actor I know. 637 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,445 But I only made $875 last year. 638 00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:19,946 You are in some trouble, lady. 639 00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:22,649 But I'm not giving up. I mean, what else would I even do? 640 00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:24,884 Come back to Jenkintown? (BOTH LAUGH) 641 00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:27,987 Can you imagine me stuck in this town as an adult, doing a job?