1 00:00:01,335 --> 00:00:04,305 ADULT ADAM: Growing up, my dad made all sorts of sounds. 2 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:05,373 There was the grunt... (GRUNTS) 3 00:00:05,406 --> 00:00:06,474 ...the grumble... (GRUMBLES) 4 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:07,575 ...the mumble... (MUMBLES) 5 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:08,642 ...the "Ah!"... Ah! 6 00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:09,743 ...and, of course, the "Bup, bup, bup!" 7 00:00:09,777 --> 00:00:11,011 Bup, bup, bup! (GROANS) 8 00:00:11,045 --> 00:00:13,013 But it was his groan that really told the story. Oh! 9 00:00:13,047 --> 00:00:14,482 Ah. It was the sound he made before, 10 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:16,450 during, and after work. 11 00:00:16,484 --> 00:00:20,020 It was clear to anyone within earshot he didn't enjoy his job. 12 00:00:20,054 --> 00:00:21,122 Allow me to translate. 13 00:00:21,155 --> 00:00:22,223 Toast? (GROANS) 14 00:00:22,256 --> 00:00:24,825 This groan meant, "Every day's the same." 15 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:26,460 Have a good day, honey. (GROANS) 16 00:00:26,494 --> 00:00:28,462 And this one meant, "Not gonna happen." 17 00:00:28,496 --> 00:00:30,498 He does not have the wind at his back. 18 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:32,166 I hope I never have to work for real. 19 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,368 But my dad did, at his furniture store, 20 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:37,805 the Ottoman Empire, every day for the last 20 years. (GROANS) 21 00:00:37,838 --> 00:00:39,073 Good morning, sunshine. 22 00:00:39,107 --> 00:00:41,342 I bought you a Boston cream, extra cream. 23 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,677 (GROANS) Meaning, "I've already had four." 24 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:46,547 And after a long day of sitting, selling furniture, 25 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:48,882 and hanging with Vic, it was closing time. 26 00:00:48,916 --> 00:00:50,084 Have a blessed evening, Mur. 27 00:00:50,118 --> 00:00:51,219 (GROANS) 28 00:00:51,252 --> 00:00:53,187 That one was just a groan. 29 00:00:53,221 --> 00:00:55,723 Yep, for my dad, work wasn't the best. 30 00:00:55,756 --> 00:00:57,858 At least he joyfully returned home to his family. 31 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:00,261 Home. Nobody bother me. 32 00:01:00,294 --> 00:01:02,530 We're all on the same page, sweetie, so go relax. 33 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,565 The TV's all yours. Damn right. 34 00:01:04,598 --> 00:01:07,067 And the final groan could only mean one thing... 35 00:01:07,101 --> 00:01:09,537 (GROANS) "At least I have you, TV." 36 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:11,372 * I'm twisted up inside 37 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:14,575 * But nonetheless, I feel the need to say 38 00:01:17,378 --> 00:01:18,846 * I don't know the future 39 00:01:18,879 --> 00:01:22,383 * But the past keeps getting clearer every day * 40 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:24,752 ADULT ADAM: It was April 15th, 1980-something 41 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:26,187 and, for us drama kids, 42 00:01:26,220 --> 00:01:28,422 the pinnacle of our otherwise boring year. 43 00:01:28,456 --> 00:01:31,091 This year's spring musical will be... 44 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:32,193 Nothing. 45 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:33,894 So, then, an actual play? 46 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:36,364 Finally, a gritty role I can sink my teeth into. 47 00:01:36,397 --> 00:01:37,898 Like maybe a working-class galoot 48 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,233 who came back from the war 49 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:40,934 with one less finger and a head full of horrors. 50 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:43,604 His name is Jimbo, but people call him Tree. 51 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:45,739 Again, no one's calling this guy anything, 52 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:48,041 because it's not a play. We're doing nothing. 53 00:01:48,075 --> 00:01:49,910 But the cast wrap party is historically 54 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,745 where Schernecke shines romantically. 55 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:54,382 Get your pity smooches elsewhere, Matt Schernecke. 56 00:01:54,415 --> 00:01:56,784 We're doing bupkis because the licensing fees went up. 57 00:01:56,817 --> 00:01:59,420 Balls! The musical is the one time where theater geeks 58 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,389 get light-to-moderate fame in this school. 59 00:02:01,422 --> 00:02:03,090 Football players would nod at me. 60 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,625 I was a shape they recognized. 61 00:02:04,658 --> 00:02:08,095 A cheerleader said, "Oh, it's you," right to my face. 62 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:09,497 Like we shared the same world! 63 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:10,664 What are we gonna do? 64 00:02:10,698 --> 00:02:13,334 Nothing, unless anybody has any fully fledged material 65 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:14,435 lying in a drawer at home. 66 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:15,636 I got some stuff in a drawer at home 67 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:16,870 that makes me fully fledged. 68 00:02:16,904 --> 00:02:18,306 Out! Way ahead of ya. 69 00:02:18,339 --> 00:02:20,508 Actually, I have a musical. Do tell. 70 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:22,142 It's called The Playground, 71 00:02:22,176 --> 00:02:25,579 and it's a meditation on what it means to play. 72 00:02:25,613 --> 00:02:26,780 Adam made me read it. 73 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:28,416 It's about a flower who wants to get planted 74 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:29,683 on the other side of a playground. 75 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:30,784 It's okay. 76 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:32,052 Okay? 77 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:34,355 It might be the best thing a 12-year-old's ever written. 78 00:02:34,388 --> 00:02:35,823 It just needs a finale. 79 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:38,426 Sounds amateurish and unfinished, but it's all we got. 80 00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:40,628 I'm humbled to share my creative vision with you. 81 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:41,695 Relax, Tennessee Williams. 82 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:43,231 Just shove it in your backpack tonight. 83 00:02:43,264 --> 00:02:45,599 I had no idea you had a musical in you. 84 00:02:45,633 --> 00:02:48,369 Yep. The Playground is an originally penned piece 85 00:02:48,402 --> 00:02:49,470 by me and Erica. 86 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:51,104 Your older sister who left for college 87 00:02:51,138 --> 00:02:52,606 and barely acknowledges your existence? 88 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:53,941 The very one. 89 00:02:53,974 --> 00:02:56,143 And the minute I tell her we're putting this production on, 90 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,178 she's gonna be psyched to dive back in. 91 00:02:58,212 --> 00:02:59,413 God, no! 92 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:01,649 But it's a chance to see our work up there in lights! 93 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:02,750 You have a marquee? 94 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:04,785 There's a bulletin board with pins. It's the same. 95 00:03:04,818 --> 00:03:06,854 I had fun writing that with you like five years ago, 96 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:08,956 but I'm busy with my studies and my boyfriend 97 00:03:08,989 --> 00:03:10,391 and not wanting to do it at all. 98 00:03:10,424 --> 00:03:11,725 Yoo-hoo. Geoffy's home. 99 00:03:11,759 --> 00:03:13,160 Oh, my, a guest? 100 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,928 Erica, you didn't say anything about company. 101 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:16,997 I'm so sorry. This is not how it normally looks. 102 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,966 Geoff, stop. You do not have to clean up for him. 103 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:20,033 He was just leaving. 104 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:22,303 So soon? A-At least stay for a beverage. 105 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:23,837 We have Tab and sink water. 106 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:25,005 You've tempted me. 107 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,974 I'm gonna park myself right here and make a night of it. 108 00:03:27,007 --> 00:03:28,376 No! I have things to do. 109 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:30,511 Like finish a musical with your baby brother? 110 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:33,581 Wow. You guys are a regular Rodgers and Hammerstein, 111 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:35,649 except you're siblings and children and... 112 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:37,485 Hey, look, a whole song about slides! 113 00:03:37,518 --> 00:03:38,686 It's called The Playground, 114 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:41,355 and it's set in a playground. It makes you think. 115 00:03:41,389 --> 00:03:42,790 It almost does. 116 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:46,394 A duet about monkey bars? I can't wait. 117 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:48,562 Well, you're gonna have to, because it's not happening. 118 00:03:48,596 --> 00:03:50,764 Unless you take my hand and come with me 119 00:03:50,798 --> 00:03:52,500 to complete our theatrical destiny. 120 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:55,403 Ohh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 121 00:03:55,436 --> 00:03:57,671 Stop by anytime. You're always welcome in our home. 122 00:03:57,705 --> 00:03:59,006 No, he's not. 123 00:03:59,039 --> 00:04:00,608 And stop offering my Tabs to people. 124 00:04:00,641 --> 00:04:01,875 While my sister was kicking me out, 125 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:04,445 my dad was kicking back at the office, 126 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:06,079 until this guy moseyed in... 127 00:04:06,113 --> 00:04:08,516 Formica Mike, the Formica King, 128 00:04:08,549 --> 00:04:10,484 my dad's local furniture-shop rival. 129 00:04:10,518 --> 00:04:13,421 He was gaudy, tacky, and my dad couldn't stand him. 130 00:04:13,454 --> 00:04:14,588 Hello, Murray Goldberg. 131 00:04:14,622 --> 00:04:16,089 What do you want? It's not what I want. 132 00:04:16,123 --> 00:04:18,792 It's what I'm offering... An invitation to break bread. 133 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:20,361 I'll break a stale loaf over your head. 134 00:04:20,394 --> 00:04:21,429 Vic, come on. 135 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:23,431 I'm sorry, but I will not fall victim 136 00:04:23,464 --> 00:04:24,732 to this man's shenanigans. 137 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,066 Have you seen his commercials? 138 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:28,235 I can't trust a man who dresses like a mattress. 139 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,637 Oh, you saw my spots? 140 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:31,271 Listen, does it look weird 141 00:04:31,305 --> 00:04:33,073 when that couple's lying on top of me? 142 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,808 No. Narratively, it worked fine. 143 00:04:34,842 --> 00:04:36,810 I'm responding to the costume. 144 00:04:36,844 --> 00:04:38,245 What are we talking about here? 145 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,614 We're talking about you, me, and our wives having dinner together. 146 00:04:40,648 --> 00:04:41,715 What do you say? 147 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:44,084 I say I've never wanted to do anything less. 148 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:47,087 Then I don't have any choice but to purchase these two chairs. 149 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,522 Our sitting chairs? 150 00:04:48,556 --> 00:04:50,023 Fine. 151 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:52,960 If it makes this end, I'll have dinner with you, but I'm eating quick. 152 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:54,462 Is there any other way? 153 00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:56,364 We're going to Le Bec-Fin. 154 00:04:56,397 --> 00:04:57,431 It's French. 155 00:04:57,465 --> 00:04:58,732 Holy moly! 156 00:04:58,766 --> 00:05:00,968 It's also considered the best restaurant in America. 157 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:02,235 Dick Cavett ate there. 158 00:05:02,269 --> 00:05:05,072 Well, so are we, this Saturday night. 159 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:06,540 Tell your wife. 160 00:05:06,574 --> 00:05:07,608 She'll have heard of it. 161 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:08,942 I doubt it. 162 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:11,311 Le Bec (BLEEP) Fin? 163 00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:12,546 Ohh! 164 00:05:12,580 --> 00:05:13,781 What are you so excited about? 165 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,983 I thought you hated Formica Mike and his Formica wife. 166 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:17,918 I do. They're snooty garbage 167 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:20,087 that rub their obscene wealth in our faces. 168 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,289 But Le Bec-Fin? Oh! 169 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:25,025 They pour you that little bit of wine for you to taste, 170 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:27,995 and you taste it and you go, "Mmm," but you don't know. 171 00:05:28,028 --> 00:05:29,397 Aren't you at least curious 172 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:31,298 as to why these people want to take us out to dinner? 173 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,400 Nope. 174 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:33,867 Le Bec-Fin! Oh! 175 00:05:33,901 --> 00:05:35,836 I'm gonna buy a new dress, hat, 176 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:37,571 and over-the-elbow opera gloves! 177 00:05:37,605 --> 00:05:40,107 Opera gloves? What's wrong with these sink gloves? 178 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:42,175 Damn it, Murray! Le Bec-Fin! 179 00:05:42,209 --> 00:05:43,477 (SIGHS) 180 00:05:43,511 --> 00:05:45,846 I wish my mom were alive so I could show her I'd made it. 181 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:47,214 (GRUMBLING) 182 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:48,682 ADULT ADAM: As my dad was grumbling about dinner companions, 183 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:50,984 I was looking for a new musical partner. 184 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:52,352 So, what are we doing, again? 185 00:05:52,386 --> 00:05:55,456 Erica ditched me, and I gotta finish a rousing musical 186 00:05:55,489 --> 00:05:57,290 that ties six storylines together 187 00:05:57,324 --> 00:05:59,660 and makes the audience weep by tomorrow. 188 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,061 Here's what I got so far. 189 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:04,865 (CATCHY MELODY PLAYS) 190 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:06,299 Are those the opening bars 191 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:08,035 to You Can Call Me Al by Paul Simon? 192 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:09,537 Gah! I knew it sounded familiar! 193 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:10,704 What's this play about, again? 194 00:06:10,738 --> 00:06:12,640 Well, in this scene, Phil the Flower 195 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:14,842 learns his friends are the real soil in his life. 196 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:15,909 Maybe this will do the trick. 197 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:18,512 (ARPEGGIO PLAYS) 198 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:20,213 Can you make it sound more like a full orchestra? 199 00:06:20,247 --> 00:06:21,482 I can kind of make a shimmer sound. 200 00:06:21,515 --> 00:06:23,617 Balls! Why would Erica screw me like this? 201 00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:25,385 A handful of drama kids are counting on me. 202 00:06:25,419 --> 00:06:27,320 I'll do it. No one's asking you. 203 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:29,490 And what could you possibly bring to the table? 204 00:06:29,523 --> 00:06:31,525 Oh, I bring everything to the table... 205 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:33,827 Chairs, place mats, napkin rings, 206 00:06:33,861 --> 00:06:36,363 decorative centerpieces, candles, my elbows. 207 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:37,998 Stop naming things that go on a table! 208 00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:39,332 I need music and lyrics. 209 00:06:39,366 --> 00:06:40,834 Done and done. 210 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:43,036 I'll write you the greatest rap known to man, 211 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:44,905 and you can waste it on your lazy high school play. 212 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:46,006 Pass! 213 00:06:46,039 --> 00:06:47,941 I don't need you showing up out of nowhere, 214 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:49,309 sucking on a treat, 215 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:51,645 and insinuating yourself into my life! 216 00:06:51,679 --> 00:06:53,781 You'll be back. They all come back. 217 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:55,649 Except for all the ones who never come back. 218 00:06:55,683 --> 00:06:56,917 You did the right thing. 219 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:58,552 Your brother is no friend to music. 220 00:06:58,586 --> 00:07:00,253 Plus, there's nothing Erica would hate more 221 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:02,022 than if I let him ruin our musical. 222 00:07:02,055 --> 00:07:03,256 Hold on! 223 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:05,292 Don't say "Hold on." Nothing good ever happens 224 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:06,894 when people in your family say "Hold on"! 225 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:08,696 If I let Barry ruin our musical, 226 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:10,363 Erica will have to step in and fix it. 227 00:07:10,397 --> 00:07:13,066 That's a huge leap, and it will most certainly backfire. 228 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,301 Not a chance, Dave Kim. 229 00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:17,237 You can go. And please take your piano guts with you. 230 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,873 Do you know how long it took to get this thing down the stairs? 231 00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:21,675 You're not a good friend! 232 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:23,611 (ARPEGGIOS PLAYING) 233 00:07:23,644 --> 00:07:24,912 You're in! 234 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:26,313 Yes! What are my parameters? 235 00:07:26,346 --> 00:07:27,414 None. Go wild. 236 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,116 Buck wild? What's the difference? 237 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:30,383 You know what? Surprise me. 238 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:32,620 Good decision. You just became a millionaire. 239 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:34,722 I don't see how, but sure. 240 00:07:34,755 --> 00:07:36,323 While I enlisted Barry's help, 241 00:07:36,356 --> 00:07:39,960 my mom and dad reported for dinner with the King and Queen. 242 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:41,261 Le Bec-Fin! 243 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:42,796 I can't believe we're here! 244 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:44,297 (CHUCKLES) And in the back room? 245 00:07:44,331 --> 00:07:47,768 Nothing but VIP, baby. My Franny demands it. 246 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,002 That's enough out of you, Mikey. 247 00:07:49,036 --> 00:07:51,071 Although I do love the privacy. 248 00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:52,706 Who wants to sit with other people? 249 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:54,141 If you want to be more alone, 250 00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:55,308 I can make that happen. 251 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:56,777 Oh, Murray, stop it. 252 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,178 Le Bec-Fin! 253 00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:00,914 That was gibberish the first 50 times you said it. 254 00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:03,083 Is this place too good for a basket of bread? 255 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:05,586 No, but they do have this divine Melba toast. 256 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:06,887 Toast? 257 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,757 I put on pants to eat the one thing I could make at home? 258 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:11,191 You know what? I'm with the big guy here. 259 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:14,194 Give me a hot cross bun, plate of salty butter. 260 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:15,328 That's living. 261 00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:17,965 Say, Fran, I can't help but admire 262 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:20,033 your beautiful necklace and earrings. 263 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:21,569 Are those emeralds? 264 00:08:21,602 --> 00:08:23,971 Rarer. Green diamonds. 265 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:26,206 See, I got this guy in the diamond district, 266 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:27,741 a disgusting monster. 267 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:28,809 I'll hook you up. 268 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,778 Yep, nothing but the best from my Mikey. 269 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:32,780 You should see our Margate house. 270 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:34,615 You have a house down the shore? 271 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:36,216 Four houses in from the boardwalk. 272 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:38,686 Did you hear that, Murray? Four houses in! 273 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:41,454 And I got a lead on a house two in from the boardwalk. 274 00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:42,522 (BEVERLY GASPS) 275 00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:45,292 Meaning ours could be available soon. 276 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:46,359 Wink, wink. 277 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:47,795 She's winking at me. 278 00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:49,329 We own a shore house now. 279 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,498 How did you get that from her having crap in her eye? 280 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,066 Oh, we're gonna spend every summer 281 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:55,302 with our ungrateful children and then their children. 282 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:57,304 We are gonna anchor our family 283 00:08:57,337 --> 00:09:00,007 to the beautiful brown and gray shores of New Jersey. 284 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,508 That's how it works with our crappy kids. 285 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,076 Pure crap, but we love 'em. 286 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:04,978 Thanks for getting my wife all worked up, 287 00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:06,980 but I've already got one house I can't afford. 288 00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:09,049 Well, maybe I can help you with that. 289 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:12,385 Murray, I would very much like to buy your furniture store. 290 00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:13,721 (GASPS) You serious? 291 00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:15,656 As serious as my heart issues. 292 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:17,991 Sometimes it beats fast, sometimes slow, 293 00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:19,660 sometimes not at all. 294 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:21,662 I can't believe we're gonna have a shore house! 295 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:23,363 And there's gonna be decorative starfish 296 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:26,066 and, for some reason, an oar above the door. 297 00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:27,534 Yeah. Take it easy, Blackbeard. 298 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,002 We don't even know what the man's offering. 299 00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:31,104 Now...you do. 300 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:34,074 Is that a period or a comma? 301 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:37,344 Comma, baby. The punctuation of the wealthy. 302 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:38,846 (GASPS) 303 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:42,015 Holy (BLEEP) starfish money! We're rich! 304 00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:43,684 We're gonna have everything monogrammed. 305 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,819 I don't like people knowing my initials. 306 00:09:45,853 --> 00:09:47,254 I'm gonna have to mull it over. 307 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:48,455 You take your time. 308 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:49,556 You got till tomorrow. 309 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:54,995 ADULT ADAM: Even though taking Formica Mike's buyout offer 310 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:56,930 seemed like a no-brainer, our dad wasn't so sure. 311 00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:59,532 I'm home! I don't want to hear it! 312 00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:01,902 Vic? W-What are you doing here? 313 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,071 Beverly pulled me into your ugly domestic squabble. 314 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:07,540 Murray, you really need to consider Formica Mike's offer. 315 00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:10,177 Al, you wanna weigh in? It was your shop first. 316 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,012 You want your legacy stripped for parts? 317 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:14,081 For that kind of dough, strip away! 318 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,383 It's just furniture. Who cares? 319 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:17,718 Agreed! 320 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:21,421 It's mostly wood. It's not that special. Look out the window. 321 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,556 It's everywhere... Tree, tree, little bush. 322 00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:24,892 We could have all our friends 323 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,559 to our shore house on July Fourth, 324 00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:28,395 and they would quietly speculate 325 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:30,430 about how much the house cost. 326 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,598 Oh! (CHUCKLES) 327 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,233 The envy would eat 'em alive. 328 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:35,202 I'd certainly be curious and resentful. 329 00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:36,937 So, that's what this is about, 330 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,672 you making your friends jealous? 331 00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:41,508 And you can finally stop complaining about work. 332 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:42,642 I don't complain about work. 333 00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:43,877 It's all you do! 334 00:10:43,911 --> 00:10:46,513 It's your defining characteristic as a person! 335 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:48,982 Your negativity has pulled me down, too. 336 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:51,118 I've spoken to my pastor about it. 337 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,253 He'd like you to join us at our men's picnic. 338 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,956 Mur, come on. Take the deal. 339 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,925 I'm not taking it until he apologizes. 340 00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,893 Apologizes to you? For what? 341 00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:01,161 For big-timing me. 342 00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:03,797 With his handsome and excessive offer? 343 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:06,333 Let him big-time you, Mur. Who cares? 344 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:09,136 I care! No deal. 345 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,971 Well, if all it takes is an apology 346 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,840 to get me a family beach house 347 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:15,142 that gives me generational control of my children, 348 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,343 then so be it. 349 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:19,713 That seems misguided and selfish, but you do you. 350 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:22,115 How are you gonna get the Formica King to apologize 351 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:23,951 for trying to give Murray a ton of money? 352 00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:25,285 Easy. 353 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:27,087 I'm not going to him. 354 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,621 Beverly, I'm so glad you called. 355 00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:30,991 Who was that woman who answered your phone? 356 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,459 My secretary. 357 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:34,127 You have a secretary? For what? 358 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:36,029 To do all the things I don't want to, 359 00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:38,365 which is everything besides shopping and drinking wine. 360 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:39,867 My God, I want your life. 361 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:42,936 It's yours. Just get your Murray to accept my Mikey's offer. 362 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:45,806 Well, this might sound crazy, but could you get Mike 363 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:48,809 to give Murray just a teensy, itsy-bitsy apology? 364 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,543 Done. 365 00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:52,379 I thought that would be harder. 366 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:55,348 Please. Apologies are just words. Words mean nothing. 367 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,850 Ah, that's how I feel! 368 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,718 ADULT ADAM: As my mom and Fran struck a deal, 369 00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:01,721 I had a plan to make my sister sorry she turned me down. 370 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,290 Adam! Please come in. 371 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:04,557 Welcome to our home. 372 00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:06,193 Mwah! Mwah! 373 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,828 Oh, boy, coming in hot. 374 00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:09,429 And help yourself to some gourmet snacks 375 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,598 or a variety of freshly squeezed juices. 376 00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:12,900 Those are my juices! 377 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,167 And why are you here? 378 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:15,502 Just letting you know I found someone 379 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:16,837 to help me finish the musical. 380 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,738 Oh, esteemed creative partner! 381 00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:20,140 Barry? 382 00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:21,508 And is that the chalkboard from our house? 383 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:24,411 We tied it to the bumper and drove it here. It has little wheels. 384 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:25,545 Dried fruit or nuts? 385 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,314 I'm allergic to both, but let's do it. 386 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:28,415 What the hell is going on? 387 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:32,052 Welcome to the new and very improved The Playground, 388 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,054 featuring Big Tasty! Mm! 389 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,622 Dummies, all the chalk came off. 390 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,057 Oh, stupid outside! 391 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,426 Then I'll summarize. It's no longer about Phil the Flower. 392 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,561 He was weak and gave the wrong idea about the playground. 393 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:42,729 What's this idiot talking about? 394 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,799 This idiot is talking about injecting our musical 395 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,334 with explosive, high-octane energy. 396 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,569 And it gets even more bonkers! 397 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:50,904 Tell her who the main character is. 398 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:54,574 A giant, ass-kicking Tootsie Roll named Clyde. 399 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,244 Why the hell would a fighting chocolate treat be on a playground? 400 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,545 He fell out of a kid's pocket. 401 00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,047 Now he's gotta find his way back, 402 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,815 with the help of Martin Riggs of Riggs and Murtaugh. 403 00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:04,184 You put the Lethal Weapon guys in your musical? 404 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,119 Just Riggs. He's an emotional time bomb, 405 00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:07,620 and he's got three jaunty numbers. 406 00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:08,956 This is clinically insane. 407 00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:10,991 That's the Riggs character. But don't worry. 408 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,360 He accidentally blows himself up in the second act. 409 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,062 There's violence on the playground? 410 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,129 And tons of sex. 411 00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:17,898 You know that big metal thing you spin? 412 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:20,467 Some randy teens do unspeakable things on it. 413 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,768 And the nudity is not tasteful. 414 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,136 But isn't this show for kids? 415 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,804 I don't know who it's for. I just know it kicks ass. 416 00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,473 Now tell 'em about the big finale. 417 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:29,209 Clyde the talking Tootsie defends the playground 418 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:32,012 by destroying a robotic shark in a rap battle. 419 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:33,680 It's a real departure from the original... 420 00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:34,915 And also reality. 421 00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:36,950 Enough! You clearly ruined it! 422 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:40,253 But I thought you didn't care about The Playground anymore. 423 00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:43,290 Not until you completely ripped out its emotional appeal. 424 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,592 It's about the chutes and ladders of childhood, 425 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,127 not shark robots. 426 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,929 Robotic sharks. 427 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,697 It's a small but important distinction. 428 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,799 I guess there's a solution... 429 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,767 You come back to finish what we started. 430 00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:56,269 Damn it, fine! 431 00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:57,871 Sweet! Barry, you're fired. 432 00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,106 You'll regret this. 433 00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:02,109 I don't know how, and you're my ride, but this isn't over. 434 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,810 (SIGHS) I'll be waiting downstairs. 435 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,046 See ya at the piano tomorrow. (CHUCKLES) Ta! 436 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:07,948 You think everyone had a nice time? 437 00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:10,450 While my old musical duo was back in business, 438 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:14,254 my mom had one last shot to get my dad to take Mike's deal. 439 00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:16,256 (GROANS) I can't believe you dragged me 440 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:17,891 to this dumb country club. 441 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,659 Dumb? It's Ashborn. 442 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,794 I don't care where we are. I don't want to be here. 443 00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:24,264 When have you ever said no to a free buffet? 444 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,833 Plus, Formica Mike is gonna apologize 445 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,969 for whatever minor indignity you suffered. 446 00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,471 I'll believe that when I see it. 447 00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:32,705 Is that a carving station? 448 00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:34,374 You bet your tuchus. 449 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,309 Help yourself to some meaty delights. 450 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:37,377 How many slices can I get? 451 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:38,678 Take the whole damn tenderloin. 452 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,548 Jimbo, put the sweet beast onto his plate. 453 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:42,682 (KNIVES SCRAPING) 454 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,017 I told you this would work. 455 00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:46,153 Pretty soon I'll be on the shore, under an umbrella, 456 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:49,022 yelling at my grandkids not to play Frisbee with strangers. 457 00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:50,357 That's the dream. 458 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,891 And when you're finished with that, 459 00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:53,093 head over to the dessert table, 460 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,862 grab yourself a big chunk of Black Forest cake. 461 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,365 It's gonna ruin you for two days, but it's worth it. 462 00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,732 ADULT ADAM: Yep, despite my dad 463 00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,634 wanting nothing to do with country-club life, 464 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,937 he did start to enjoy the perks. 465 00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,872 You found the schvitz. Thought you disappeared. 466 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,941 I have to admit, this is nice. 467 00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:09,676 The nicest. 468 00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:11,544 And all this can be yours, Murray. 469 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,013 Is that your apology? 470 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,247 No. 471 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,448 This is. 472 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,952 I deeply regret my action of offering you all that money. 473 00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:23,056 Please accept my apology and all the money that I originally offered you. 474 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:25,725 In that moment, one "yes" from my dad 475 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,894 would change our lives forever. 476 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,196 Instead, this happened. 477 00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,664 Bevy, get the car. We're going. 478 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:32,899 Where's your pants? 479 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,402 Stuck in a locker. I don't know the combination. 480 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,537 You didn't take the deal? It's what you wanted! 481 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,239 No. It's what you wanted. 482 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,740 I want to go to work every day. 483 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,675 What? You hate going to work! 484 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:45,445 I know it seems like that, but I love my job. 485 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,280 But you're never not complaining about it. 486 00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:48,848 Because I love complaining. 487 00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:51,051 And I love filling up the cash register. 488 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:52,986 And I love the dumb customers. 489 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:55,155 And I love having lunch with Vic. 490 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,557 I love it. 491 00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,626 I didn't know that. 492 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,594 Well, now you do. 493 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:07,967 There's my girl. 494 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:10,903 I got everything we need... A piano, a kazoo, 495 00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:14,007 and the finest instrument there is, these sweet pipes. 496 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,608 Save it, Streisand. Here ya go. 497 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,344 Whazdis? The song you wanted. 498 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:18,878 But we haven't even written it yet. 499 00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,247 I did. Last night. 500 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,548 I figured it was easier that way. 501 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,550 It's not about easy. It's about collaborating, 502 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,585 coming together through the power of music. 503 00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:26,953 Hit the bricks, Goldturds. 504 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,621 I signed out this room for band practice. 505 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:29,889 No, you didn't. I did. 506 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,591 Oh. It was worth a shot. 507 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:32,959 And we're gonna be here for a while 508 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,362 because we're writing the grand finale to our musical together. 509 00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:36,896 We're not. Take the room. 510 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,665 Cool beans. Not cool beans! 511 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,333 I don't want this. 512 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:43,002 What the hell, man? That took me 20 minutes! 513 00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:45,305 Band drama. Noice. Been there. 514 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,974 I've been asked to leave over 243 bands. 515 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,642 Then maybe you two should jam. 516 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,344 In! Our name is Butt Oven. 517 00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:54,214 I'm lead vocals and guitar, and you carry everything. 518 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,915 I'm not joining Butt Oven! 519 00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,484 I wanna write a song with my sister. 520 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:58,918 I see why you two didn't work out. 521 00:16:58,951 --> 00:16:59,986 This one's a diva. 522 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,588 Good stuff. So I'm gonna hit it. 523 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,156 Don't just go. Please? 524 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,657 Dude, what is going on with you? 525 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,226 What's going on with you? 526 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,860 I haven't seen you all year. 527 00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,129 I see you all the time. 528 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:12,299 When you're doing your laundry or try to pry money from Dad. 529 00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,767 You went to college, and we became strangers. 530 00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:17,304 So, what, this is your lame attempt to reconnect? 531 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:20,540 It was lame, but it was all I had. 532 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,075 And obviously it didn't work. 533 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:24,944 See you whenever. 534 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:27,347 (CASSETTE CLATTERS) 535 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,981 (SIGHS) 536 00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:34,187 ADULT ADAM: After my sister rejected me and I rejected her song, 537 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:37,257 the musical was stuck with the biggest reject of all... 538 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:38,391 Barry. 539 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,527 This was a good decision. 540 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,695 I guess, man. Just do whatever. 541 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:46,099 Okay, dress is up. I need my Tootsie Roll and my Shark-I-Tron! 542 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,800 It's always been a dream to work together. 543 00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,169 (CHUCKLES) What am I, again? 544 00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:51,204 The fool I'm about to lyrically smoke. 545 00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,405 Drop a beat! 546 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:54,674 You know, I had my doubts, but I think that this might work. 547 00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:57,110 (RAPPING) * I'm a Tootsie Roll, my name is Clyde 548 00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:59,646 * On the playground, I go down the slide 549 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,448 * I ride the swings and the seesaw 550 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:04,184 * With my main man Riggs, but not Murtaugh 551 00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,519 * Something's comin' in the park 552 00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:09,189 * It's a giant monster robot shark 553 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:11,458 * The kids all jump, the sharks attack 554 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,626 * Riggs jumps on my Tootsie back 555 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:16,163 * That's how I roll, Clyde the Tootsie 556 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:18,831 * Now all the fly ladies wanna play footsie 557 00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:21,033 * Rest in peace, Martin Riggs! * 558 00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:22,469 Why do I keep believing in children? 559 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,471 Good art is supposed to make you ask questions. 560 00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:27,307 Here's one... How could half the partnership from Lethal Weapon 561 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:28,775 be friends with a piece of candy? 562 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,042 That's your problem with it? 563 00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:32,445 That's nothing a way-too-long backstory rap can't solve. 564 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:33,613 Or there's another option. 565 00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,215 Erica? Why are you here? 566 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,316 To apologize. 567 00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:38,050 Everything you said was true... 568 00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:40,353 I've been prioritizing stuff over you, and it's not cool. 569 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,890 And I don't want it to be just words. I mean it. 570 00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:46,058 No matter where I'm at in my life, I want you in it. 571 00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:47,093 You're my baby brother. 572 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,796 So what are you saying? 573 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:52,064 I'm saying that it's time for Goldberg and Goldberg 574 00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:53,366 to finish what they started. 575 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,403 Tootsie Roll, shark boy, you're out. 576 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,271 Whatever! I don't need any of you. 577 00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,340 Except to get me out of this thing. 578 00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:01,608 Somebody unzip him! 579 00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:05,778 Hey. 580 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:06,979 I don't wanna talk about it. 581 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:08,781 I do. 582 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,351 All this time, I thought I knew everything about you, 583 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:13,052 and I guess I don't. 584 00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:14,987 Well, I certainly don't make it easy. 585 00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:16,489 Well, we could both be better 586 00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:18,691 about telling each other what we want. 587 00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:21,228 I didn't know you wanted a beach house so badly. 588 00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:23,129 I don't care about some dumb house. 589 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,998 I care about what's in it... 590 00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:29,936 Our family being together and happy. 591 00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:32,705 If I can have all that, it can always be right here. 592 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:34,541 But the thing is, Mike's right. 593 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,276 My business is changing. 594 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,544 So what are you thinking? 595 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:39,612 I'm not sure. 596 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:42,449 But I do know I've been too complacent. 597 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:44,551 And if we're ever gonna get that shore house, 598 00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,018 I got to do something bold. 599 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:51,824 Well, whatever you do, I'm always right behind you. 600 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,960 (PAUL SIMON'S YOU CAN CALL ME AL PLAYS) 601 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:56,195 ADULT ADAM: Sometimes it takes a glimpse of the future 602 00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:57,697 to help you focus on the now. 603 00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:58,798 You wanted to talk? 604 00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:01,968 You want to expand. I don't want to sell. 605 00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,736 So why don't we go in business together? 606 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,405 Partners? 607 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:07,374 I figured that you and I could team up 608 00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:08,975 and take on the big boys. 609 00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:10,843 Or become the big boys. 610 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,845 ADULT ADAM: Life is full of surprises... 611 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:17,750 Like when the people from your past find their way back. 612 00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:20,287 And when you're open to new possibilities, the future is bright. 613 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,521 (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) 614 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:25,157 I feel like we didn't kick the tires on the name long enough. 615 00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:27,960 (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) Buckle up, Murray. I'm a difficult partner. 616 00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:31,130 It's true. He's way too much. 617 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:34,501 In the end, as long as you make time for the people you love, 618 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:37,437 the playground of life can be a lot more fun. 619 00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,572 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 620 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:43,410 * I'm a pretty, pretty flower * 621 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,778 (SCREAMING) 622 00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:47,780 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 623 00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:49,215 (BELL DINGS) 624 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,521 (CHUCKLES) Le Bec-Fin! 625 00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,155 I can't believe I'm really here. 626 00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:57,690 This is a very exciting time for you. 627 00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:58,758 Oh, it really is. 628 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,693 And I am eager to discuss 629 00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:03,095 my new role at the store moving forward. 630 00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:07,266 You shall have the noble title of Baron of the Bookcases. 631 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,068 A baron? 632 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,169 Hot dog! 633 00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:12,071 And there's gonna be some other new stuff. 634 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,273 For instance, no more sitting. 635 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,175 What's that, now? 636 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:18,044 I work my employees very hard. 637 00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:20,046 If you can lean, you can clean. 638 00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:21,581 But royalty doesn't clean. 639 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:22,649 They're supposed to lean. 640 00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:23,750 Not in my kingdom. 641 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,251 La Bec-Fin!