1 00:00:01,827 --> 00:00:04,569 ADULT ADAM: The '80s was the golden age of the house party. 2 00:00:04,613 --> 00:00:07,920 If the music was cranked and the place was wrecked, your bash was a hit. 3 00:00:07,964 --> 00:00:10,097 And it turned out I had a hot tip about the latest one. 4 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:12,142 Yo, J.C., it's me, Adam. 5 00:00:12,186 --> 00:00:14,188 Corey's brother! Not even a little bit. 6 00:00:14,231 --> 00:00:16,755 Anyway, I thought you'd want to know about a rager 7 00:00:16,799 --> 00:00:18,453 at Dave Kim's this Saturday. 8 00:00:18,496 --> 00:00:19,584 Let all your bros know. 9 00:00:19,628 --> 00:00:20,803 Will do. 10 00:00:20,846 --> 00:00:22,544 Tell Corey he's a dirty dog. 11 00:00:22,587 --> 00:00:24,154 ADULT ADAM: I'd fed the grapevine a grape. 12 00:00:24,198 --> 00:00:25,329 Only thing left to do was wait. 13 00:00:25,373 --> 00:00:27,331 Party at Dave Kim's this Saturday. 14 00:00:27,375 --> 00:00:29,899 If there's no hot tub, we'll make one. 15 00:00:29,942 --> 00:00:31,727 Party at Dave Kim's this Saturday. 16 00:00:31,770 --> 00:00:33,163 There's gonna be 50 kegs, 17 00:00:33,207 --> 00:00:35,818 and Spuds MacKenzie is deejaying. 18 00:00:35,861 --> 00:00:37,602 Party at Dave Kim's this Saturday. 19 00:00:37,646 --> 00:00:39,213 I'll know if you don't show. 20 00:00:39,256 --> 00:00:41,389 Hubba Bubba Soda? Do better. 21 00:00:41,432 --> 00:00:43,086 Word about the party spread fast, 22 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:44,696 until everyone knew about it. 23 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:46,002 Party at Dave Kim's this Saturday. 24 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,569 Well, almost everyone. 25 00:00:47,612 --> 00:00:49,136 What the hell? 26 00:00:49,179 --> 00:00:50,920 Who's telling everybody I'm throwing a party? 27 00:00:50,963 --> 00:00:52,791 They're the worst. And it's me. 28 00:00:52,835 --> 00:00:55,272 You? Why? Come on, Dave Kim! 29 00:00:55,316 --> 00:00:57,057 No one loves a kegger more than you. 30 00:00:57,100 --> 00:00:58,319 And it's a keg party? 31 00:00:58,362 --> 00:01:00,234 Yep, all kinds of savory brewskis... 32 00:01:00,277 --> 00:01:03,150 Ales, lights, fruity ciders, light beers. 33 00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:04,238 No, wait. Those are the lights. 34 00:01:04,281 --> 00:01:05,543 You don't know anything about beer! 35 00:01:05,587 --> 00:01:07,110 I do know your parents are out of town, 36 00:01:07,154 --> 00:01:08,981 and kegs attract popular kids, 37 00:01:09,025 --> 00:01:10,070 and that's what I'm looking for. 38 00:01:10,113 --> 00:01:11,288 Is this about Brea Bee? 39 00:01:11,332 --> 00:01:13,029 Yes, it's about Brea Bee. 40 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,422 I know we had a moment while ice-skating, 41 00:01:14,465 --> 00:01:16,032 but I've barely seen her since. 42 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,642 Now she's back to her ivory tower 43 00:01:17,686 --> 00:01:19,688 with the cool kids across the room. 44 00:01:19,731 --> 00:01:22,995 So you think that a party that will inevitably destroy my home 45 00:01:23,039 --> 00:01:25,259 is just the opportunity you need to reconnect? 46 00:01:25,302 --> 00:01:27,435 Will you help your best friend find love? 47 00:01:27,478 --> 00:01:29,741 Hell no. I hear we're throwing a party. 48 00:01:29,785 --> 00:01:31,178 Oh, no! Carla's got wind of it! 49 00:01:31,221 --> 00:01:32,657 Bitch, I am the wind. 50 00:01:32,701 --> 00:01:35,791 And I've already got a theme, mayhem and deep regret. 51 00:01:35,834 --> 00:01:38,663 Oh, no! That's a winner! Who wouldn't come to that? 52 00:01:38,707 --> 00:01:40,578 I would, and hopefully so will Brea. 53 00:01:40,622 --> 00:01:42,102 Someone's a nasty boy. 54 00:01:42,145 --> 00:01:44,408 Ugh. It's lunchtime. 55 00:01:44,452 --> 00:01:45,627 I'm supposed to open the wing store today! 56 00:01:46,845 --> 00:01:47,977 Why are you doing this to me? 57 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:49,979 Brea Bee is just a girl! 58 00:01:50,022 --> 00:01:51,285 Just a girl, Dave Kim? 59 00:01:51,328 --> 00:01:54,114 She's gorgeous, cool, and likes theater. 60 00:01:55,419 --> 00:01:57,160 Well, looks like your perfect dream girl 61 00:01:57,204 --> 00:01:58,379 just dropped her Trapper Keeper. 62 00:02:01,338 --> 00:02:02,644 Allow me, madam. 63 00:02:02,687 --> 00:02:04,167 Oh. Thanks, Adam. 64 00:02:04,211 --> 00:02:06,343 Ohh! Thank you. 65 00:02:06,387 --> 00:02:08,824 ...in advance for my next question. 66 00:02:08,867 --> 00:02:13,133 Which is, if you had to pick one word to describe how you party, 67 00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:14,569 would it be "hardy"? 68 00:02:15,744 --> 00:02:18,050 Like Dave Kim's party... This Saturday. 69 00:02:18,094 --> 00:02:19,269 Oh! T-That might be fun. 70 00:02:19,313 --> 00:02:21,619 It's guaranteed to be a blast. I'm planning it myself. 71 00:02:21,663 --> 00:02:23,360 I want to plan. 72 00:02:23,404 --> 00:02:25,145 The best part of partying is the who, what, when, and where. 73 00:02:25,188 --> 00:02:26,624 Mm. With a little foresight, 74 00:02:26,668 --> 00:02:28,539 planning a party can be as fun as attending. 75 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:30,541 I'm pretty sure me and Brea got it covered. 76 00:02:30,585 --> 00:02:32,021 Say, my place around 4:00? 77 00:02:32,064 --> 00:02:33,240 It's a date. 78 00:02:33,283 --> 00:02:35,416 Yeah, sorry. I actually can't do it today. 79 00:02:35,459 --> 00:02:36,808 But I'll try to make the party. 80 00:02:36,852 --> 00:02:38,201 I know a solid maybe when I hear one. 81 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,334 Whoa. Think she likes you. 82 00:02:40,377 --> 00:02:41,596 Really? No. 83 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:43,685 But now this won't feel so lousy. 84 00:02:43,728 --> 00:02:45,904 Oh, no! Wait! This is why you don't put yourself out there! 85 00:02:45,948 --> 00:02:47,732 Oh, balls! 86 00:02:47,776 --> 00:02:49,691 ♪ I'm twisted up inside 87 00:02:49,734 --> 00:02:52,433 ♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say 88 00:02:55,044 --> 00:02:56,741 ♪ I don't know the future 89 00:02:56,785 --> 00:03:01,050 ♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪ 90 00:03:01,093 --> 00:03:03,357 ADULT ADAM: It was February 19, 1980-something, 91 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,359 and my mom had no idea... 92 00:03:05,402 --> 00:03:07,361 ...today would be one of the best days of her life. 93 00:03:07,404 --> 00:03:09,754 Mr. Whitby? Indeed, it is I, 94 00:03:09,798 --> 00:03:12,627 your cookbook publisher and well-regarded dog breeder. 95 00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:13,889 Come on in! 96 00:03:13,932 --> 00:03:15,760 Oh! 97 00:03:15,804 --> 00:03:20,025 What an incredibly authentic residence. 98 00:03:20,069 --> 00:03:22,724 Often, when I stare out at Central Park from my penthouse, 99 00:03:22,767 --> 00:03:25,596 I imagine this is how other people live. 100 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:27,772 So, you drove all the way from the city to belittle our home? 101 00:03:27,816 --> 00:03:29,121 Surprise! 102 00:03:29,165 --> 00:03:31,472 I brought your cookbook hot off the presses! Oh! 103 00:03:31,515 --> 00:03:33,256 It's not really hot. That's just an expression. 104 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:35,345 But it is warm from me sitting on it 105 00:03:35,389 --> 00:03:36,868 so I look more imposing in the car. 106 00:03:36,912 --> 00:03:39,088 Oh, my God! That's me! This is me! 107 00:03:39,131 --> 00:03:40,916 I guess we went with the one with your face. 108 00:03:40,959 --> 00:03:42,396 Mom, you're on the cover of your own book? 109 00:03:42,439 --> 00:03:43,484 That's so cool! 110 00:03:43,527 --> 00:03:45,747 It really is! Am I in it? 111 00:03:45,790 --> 00:03:47,966 "Mrs. Goldberg resides in the Philadelphia area 112 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:49,490 "with her husband and three children." 113 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:51,448 This book is about me. Can I have this? 114 00:03:51,492 --> 00:03:53,929 For only $14.95. Oh. 115 00:03:53,972 --> 00:03:56,061 That's what we'll be selling it for at your signing. 116 00:03:56,105 --> 00:03:57,715 A book signing? Me? 117 00:03:57,759 --> 00:04:00,544 We find it goes a long way when launching a new author. 118 00:04:00,588 --> 00:04:02,677 Also, your friends feel too guilty not to buy one. 119 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:04,548 I'll make them buy 50 each! 120 00:04:04,592 --> 00:04:07,421 Much of the publishing game is about emotional blackmail. 121 00:04:07,464 --> 00:04:10,685 There's also a tremendous amount of sexual intrigue. 122 00:04:10,728 --> 00:04:11,947 Maya Angelou. 123 00:04:11,990 --> 00:04:13,383 This guy's the real deal. 124 00:04:13,427 --> 00:04:14,993 Oh, this deal is real, all right... 125 00:04:15,037 --> 00:04:16,995 As real as my teenage daughter's restraining order. 126 00:04:17,039 --> 00:04:18,562 City kids. 127 00:04:18,606 --> 00:04:19,955 You two are lucky you're so simple. 128 00:04:19,998 --> 00:04:21,391 I hate this guy. 129 00:04:21,435 --> 00:04:22,697 Uhp! You sound just like my daughter. 130 00:04:23,915 --> 00:04:25,656 Anyhoo, you'll be signing 131 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:28,398 at the provincial book store in this sad little town. 132 00:04:28,442 --> 00:04:30,879 I believe it's called St. Ann's Book Dump. 133 00:04:30,922 --> 00:04:32,315 I think you mean B. Dalton. 134 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:33,664 That makes more sense. 135 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:36,145 Question... As an important relative 136 00:04:36,188 --> 00:04:38,582 featured prominently on the back side flap, 137 00:04:38,626 --> 00:04:40,671 what kind of royalties can I expect? 138 00:04:40,715 --> 00:04:42,586 Well, I'm just gonna start talking 139 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:44,762 and hope my sentence carries me to the door. 140 00:04:44,806 --> 00:04:47,069 And I'm gonna start another sentence, and there we go! 141 00:04:47,112 --> 00:04:49,201 ADULT ADAM: While my mom prepared for her big night out, 142 00:04:49,245 --> 00:04:51,595 I had to prepare my room for the cool kids. 143 00:04:51,639 --> 00:04:53,902 Would a beautiful girl like these parachute pants? 144 00:04:53,945 --> 00:04:56,208 I see why they threw them out of a plane. 145 00:04:56,252 --> 00:04:57,645 Tomorrow needs to be perfect. 146 00:04:57,688 --> 00:05:00,343 And it will be. You're throwing a party to land a girl. 147 00:05:00,387 --> 00:05:02,737 I've thrown millions of shindigs, 148 00:05:02,780 --> 00:05:04,739 and they all went gonzo. 149 00:05:04,782 --> 00:05:06,784 Gonzo's my favorite Muppet, so I'm in. 150 00:05:06,828 --> 00:05:08,786 First thought... Don't mention Muppets. 151 00:05:08,830 --> 00:05:12,224 Second thought... Throw this party the night a war ends. 152 00:05:12,268 --> 00:05:13,835 We're kind of locked for this Saturday. 153 00:05:13,878 --> 00:05:15,924 After I got back from the Pacific, 154 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:17,926 I kissed a thousand nurses. 155 00:05:17,969 --> 00:05:19,014 That seems like too many. 156 00:05:20,363 --> 00:05:22,191 Crap. The guys are here! 157 00:05:22,234 --> 00:05:23,975 Thank you for your fun ideas. We'll let you know. 158 00:05:24,019 --> 00:05:25,673 Are you sending me away? 159 00:05:25,716 --> 00:05:27,370 I just need you to step into a different room 160 00:05:27,414 --> 00:05:28,632 for, say, an hour. 161 00:05:28,676 --> 00:05:31,418 I could pop down for some of your mom's monkey bread. 162 00:05:31,461 --> 00:05:33,158 I don't need the details. Bye. 163 00:05:34,812 --> 00:05:35,857 There they are. 164 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:38,686 Well, welcome to party plan central. 165 00:05:38,729 --> 00:05:40,383 Is it too late to discuss alternate venues? 166 00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:42,994 Yep. Let's plan this beast, 167 00:05:43,038 --> 00:05:46,128 keeping in mind we need this party to be cool and inviting 168 00:05:46,171 --> 00:05:49,218 to redheaded 17-year-old girls who I know play volleyball. 169 00:05:49,261 --> 00:05:51,742 I'll start. A volleyball. 170 00:05:51,786 --> 00:05:55,093 Here's something fun... BYOB, "bring your own broom." 171 00:05:55,137 --> 00:05:56,878 My turn. 50 kegs. 172 00:05:56,921 --> 00:05:58,662 Giant speakers that will blow out car windows. 173 00:05:58,706 --> 00:05:59,794 A party donkey. 174 00:05:59,837 --> 00:06:01,143 A no-rules foam room 175 00:06:01,186 --> 00:06:02,884 and a giant fish tank full of hammerheads. 176 00:06:02,927 --> 00:06:05,582 Disposable shoe covers, like at an open house. 177 00:06:05,626 --> 00:06:07,845 Ooh! How about a roped-off private area 178 00:06:07,889 --> 00:06:09,891 where two people can talk and get to know each other? 179 00:06:09,934 --> 00:06:11,371 Yes! A rope! Put that down. 180 00:06:11,414 --> 00:06:13,024 We're humming now! Anyone else? 181 00:06:13,068 --> 00:06:14,286 How 'bout an oyster bar? 182 00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:16,071 What are you doing here? 183 00:06:16,114 --> 00:06:19,161 Making suggestions to get some enchantment back in this party. 184 00:06:19,204 --> 00:06:20,467 What's with the old guy? 185 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:21,903 And why is he suggesting sea vomit? 186 00:06:21,946 --> 00:06:24,645 Question... What's the sexiest instrument? 187 00:06:24,688 --> 00:06:26,560 Answer? The oboe! 188 00:06:26,603 --> 00:06:27,996 Pops, I don't need your help. 189 00:06:28,039 --> 00:06:29,693 But if you want romance, 190 00:06:29,737 --> 00:06:32,261 your pals are steering you toward disaster. 191 00:06:32,304 --> 00:06:33,697 I know what I'm doing! 192 00:06:33,741 --> 00:06:35,830 Doesn't mean you don't need my advice. 193 00:06:35,873 --> 00:06:38,267 Pops! Here's some more gold. 194 00:06:38,310 --> 00:06:41,270 Turn up the temperature and watch the girls glisten. 195 00:06:41,313 --> 00:06:44,491 I need this party to be cool, not sweaty. 196 00:06:44,534 --> 00:06:46,275 And oboes and clams aren't cool. 197 00:06:46,318 --> 00:06:47,668 Oysters! 198 00:06:47,711 --> 00:06:49,452 Why would you have clams at a party? 199 00:06:49,496 --> 00:06:51,802 Enough! I don't need your help. 200 00:06:51,846 --> 00:06:55,415 I'll let my oboe guy know you won't be in touch. 201 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:56,938 ADULT ADAM: As I left Pops feeling empty, 202 00:06:56,981 --> 00:06:59,941 my mom's cookbook signing was a full house! 203 00:06:59,984 --> 00:07:02,117 Mr. Whitby, can you believe this turnout? 204 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:04,293 Oh! I hope my pen doesn't run out of ink. 205 00:07:04,336 --> 00:07:06,077 Well, just don't ask to borrow mine. 206 00:07:06,121 --> 00:07:09,037 It hasn't worked since I used it to perform a tracheotomy 207 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:11,953 on a man who, long story short, didn't need one. 208 00:07:11,996 --> 00:07:13,694 Anyway, good luck with the reading. 209 00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:15,652 Reading? I thought this was just a signing. 210 00:07:15,696 --> 00:07:17,437 Oh, no. You'll be reading. 211 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:20,048 Well, I suppose if my adoring fans demand it... 212 00:07:20,091 --> 00:07:22,790 ADULT ADAM: Whether they did or they just happened to be in the store, 213 00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:24,705 they got to witness maybe the first-ever 214 00:07:24,748 --> 00:07:26,054 dramatic reading of a cookbook. 215 00:07:26,097 --> 00:07:27,882 "Half a cup cream. 216 00:07:27,925 --> 00:07:30,493 "Two sticks of butter, cubed. 217 00:07:30,537 --> 00:07:34,018 "Toss into margarine until combined!" 218 00:07:34,062 --> 00:07:36,717 And once my mom got going, she didn't want to stop... 219 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:40,155 "Whisk gently with water until the clumps... 220 00:07:40,198 --> 00:07:41,678 "Have dissipated." 221 00:07:41,722 --> 00:07:43,854 ...or stay totally on topic. 222 00:07:43,898 --> 00:07:45,943 You know, I like to think I do for Parm 223 00:07:45,987 --> 00:07:48,250 what Madam Curie did for, uh... 224 00:07:48,293 --> 00:07:49,991 Well, whatever it is she did. 225 00:07:50,034 --> 00:07:51,558 Should we be worried Mom won't handle 226 00:07:51,601 --> 00:07:53,124 all this attention in a positive way? 227 00:07:53,168 --> 00:07:54,648 Nah. She'll be fine. 228 00:07:54,691 --> 00:07:57,128 I have a husband and three children, 229 00:07:57,172 --> 00:08:00,784 and yet, today, my life began! 230 00:08:00,828 --> 00:08:02,743 While my mom embraced cookbook fame, 231 00:08:02,786 --> 00:08:05,397 I was bracing for the party of a lifetime. 232 00:08:05,441 --> 00:08:07,182 Thanks for picking me up, Johnny. 233 00:08:07,225 --> 00:08:09,619 Eh, it's the least I could do after you bought all those kegs. 234 00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:10,794 Kegs? What are you talking about? 235 00:08:10,838 --> 00:08:12,796 You know, that money you left for me in that envelope 236 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,319 in that drawer in your room. 237 00:08:14,363 --> 00:08:17,105 What? My Garbage Pail Kids emergency fund? 238 00:08:17,148 --> 00:08:19,281 Honestly, who's worse... Me or you? 239 00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:20,500 Fine! 240 00:08:20,543 --> 00:08:22,414 It'll all be worth it when I wow Brea 241 00:08:22,458 --> 00:08:24,155 with these sweet Z. Cavaricci pants. 242 00:08:24,199 --> 00:08:25,592 I'm not so sure. 243 00:08:25,635 --> 00:08:27,115 Is she into little nervous pirates? 244 00:08:27,158 --> 00:08:28,203 Doesn't matter, 245 00:08:28,246 --> 00:08:30,640 as long as Brea shows and we share a moment. 246 00:08:30,684 --> 00:08:32,903 So, your plan is to wear lady pants to a party 247 00:08:32,947 --> 00:08:34,688 in the hopes of spending a quiet moment 248 00:08:34,731 --> 00:08:36,167 with a girl way out of your league? 249 00:08:36,211 --> 00:08:37,995 Admittedly, the plan has wrinkles. 250 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:39,257 And here's some more wrinkles... 251 00:08:39,301 --> 00:08:40,389 On that old dude from your bedroom. 252 00:08:41,869 --> 00:08:43,087 Pops? 253 00:08:43,131 --> 00:08:44,611 Hey, kiddo. 254 00:08:44,654 --> 00:08:48,049 I heard what you said the other day loud and clear. 255 00:08:48,092 --> 00:08:50,007 Then why are you here with that rolling battleship? 256 00:08:50,051 --> 00:08:52,488 I thought you'd want to take it to your party. 257 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,621 When you roll up with this baby, 258 00:08:54,664 --> 00:08:56,579 you'll be fighting trixies off with a stick. 259 00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:58,668 You certainly know what a modern boy wants, 260 00:08:58,712 --> 00:09:00,148 but you're not even supposed to be driving. 261 00:09:00,191 --> 00:09:02,150 Enjoy the Caddy. 262 00:09:02,193 --> 00:09:03,368 I don't want the Caddy. 263 00:09:03,412 --> 00:09:05,414 You got to take the Caddy. 264 00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:08,069 Stop saying "Caddy," and stop throwing Caddy keys at me. 265 00:09:08,112 --> 00:09:10,680 I know we had a rough patch the other day, 266 00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:13,161 but let me do this for my best bud. 267 00:09:13,204 --> 00:09:15,380 I don't want this. I don't want your help. 268 00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:16,468 I just want to be left alone. 269 00:09:16,512 --> 00:09:19,210 Okay, then. I get it. 270 00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:20,298 You don't want me. 271 00:09:22,257 --> 00:09:24,564 Oof. That was rough. 272 00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:25,956 Hope you have the same presence of mind 273 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,523 when Paula Abdul demands her pants back. 274 00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:33,181 ADULT ADAM: Dave Kim's party was in full swing and off the chain. 275 00:09:33,224 --> 00:09:35,836 The place was packed, the music was bumpin', 276 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:37,098 the shots Jell-O'd, 277 00:09:37,141 --> 00:09:38,490 and that guy was shirtless. 278 00:09:38,534 --> 00:09:39,709 This night was gonna be epic! 279 00:09:39,753 --> 00:09:43,278 Nice. Dave Kim is quite the host. 280 00:09:43,321 --> 00:09:45,715 I'm gonna take a shower in the master and get my night started. 281 00:09:45,759 --> 00:09:48,544 The only thing missing was a certain special lady. 282 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,546 This is officially a cool party! 283 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,026 Why isn't Brea here, Dave Kim? 284 00:09:52,069 --> 00:09:54,245 Dude, I've got my own problems right now. 285 00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:57,466 Carla is playing a drinking game with my baby pictures! 286 00:09:57,509 --> 00:09:59,860 Look at you holding the football like you know how it works. 287 00:09:59,903 --> 00:10:01,209 That's not all. 288 00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:03,254 Those guys are wearing Villanova sweatshirts, 289 00:10:03,298 --> 00:10:04,908 and based on their facial hair 290 00:10:04,952 --> 00:10:07,215 and nonstop references to beating Georgetown, 291 00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:08,912 I think they actually go there. 292 00:10:08,956 --> 00:10:10,740 I hope your parents have earthquake insurance, 293 00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:12,350 'cause this party's gonna be rockin'! 294 00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:15,266 They have fire and flood, 295 00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:17,834 but their deductible is super-high! 296 00:10:17,878 --> 00:10:19,880 As the person who started this party, 297 00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:21,490 you need to do something. 298 00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:23,492 Or we wait until Brea shows. 299 00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:26,277 Yo. Someone popped your parents' water bed. 300 00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:27,627 Seems...time-sensitive. 301 00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,455 That's as good a sign as any. 302 00:10:31,152 --> 00:10:32,066 Attention, friends. 303 00:10:32,588 --> 00:10:34,851 This party is... 304 00:10:34,895 --> 00:10:37,593 But in that moment, Brea Bee was in the house... 305 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,551 ...and all reasonable thinking went out the window. 306 00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:41,684 ...the best party evah! 307 00:10:45,296 --> 00:10:46,646 Brea! Hey. 308 00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:48,865 Wow. There's... So much going on. 309 00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:50,519 How did you even get in those? 310 00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:51,955 One leg at a time, baby. 311 00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:54,610 Then my mom has to latch all my buckles in back. 312 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,264 What's your poison? I'd take some water. 313 00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:58,396 Hydration. Nice. 314 00:10:58,440 --> 00:10:59,833 Your body thanks you. 315 00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:01,399 Well, I-I didn't mean to talk about your body. 316 00:11:01,443 --> 00:11:03,706 I mean, you look lovely. 317 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:04,925 Probably 'cause of all that water. 318 00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:06,796 Circled back. Saved it. 319 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:07,667 Okay. 320 00:11:09,494 --> 00:11:11,192 What am I doing? 321 00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:12,323 I'm blowing it! 322 00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:13,629 DAVE KIM: I'm sorry! 323 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,587 Is your romantic plan to destroy my house 324 00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:17,589 not coming to fruition? 325 00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:21,811 Maybe you can let me free and we can talk more about it! 326 00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:23,857 ADULT ADAM: While Dave Kim's party was getting out of hand, 327 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:26,207 so was my mom's grasp on reality. 328 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:29,297 Do I smell Mom's homemade chili cheese lasagna? 329 00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:30,646 Yes, you do, Schmoo. 330 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,996 My biggest fear used to be that I'd turn into my mom. 331 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,128 Well, I've been using your mom's recipes 332 00:11:34,171 --> 00:11:35,564 and having the time of my life. 333 00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:37,871 We are two very different men. 334 00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:39,568 Hello, BevHeads. 335 00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:40,961 That's the new moniker I've given 336 00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:43,224 my legions of adoring fans. 337 00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:44,834 What fans? And why are you dressed like 338 00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:46,618 Melanie Griffith in Working Girl? 339 00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:49,143 Those two questions have the same answer... 340 00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:49,883 Stardom. 341 00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:52,842 Mornin', Jenkintown! 342 00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:54,801 That's Matt. And that's Lizzie. 343 00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:57,804 And we're here with cookbook author 344 00:11:57,847 --> 00:12:01,633 and local celebrity Beverly Goldberg! 345 00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:02,722 Oh, look! You're on TV! 346 00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:04,898 We can finally control your volume. 347 00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:07,552 And she's with Lizzie, the human cup of coffee that starts my day. 348 00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:10,207 So, what's next for Beverly Goldberg? 349 00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:12,644 I am just gonna ride the wild success of my book 350 00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:15,169 into, eh, housewares, beef, bikes, 351 00:12:15,212 --> 00:12:18,346 tax assistants, music, children's clothing, 352 00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:19,739 tiny, little scissors, bric-a-brac, 353 00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,784 Dutch ovens, TV shows. 354 00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,003 I guess we'd better watch our backs. 355 00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:25,353 Matt, look at me. 356 00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:27,050 Look at all of this. It will be gone. 357 00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:28,922 Even Lizzie's gonna leave you. 358 00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:31,315 Oh, we're not together. Shut up, Lizzie. 359 00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:32,795 We've all seen how you touch his arm. 360 00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:35,972 Why would they air this? 361 00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:38,496 Again... Stardom! 362 00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:40,020 ADULT ADAM: And things only got worse from there. 363 00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:42,065 Lady, you can't park there. 364 00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:43,501 Whoa. Whoa, whoa. 365 00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:45,242 No, it's okay. Famous author. 366 00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:47,592 ADULT ADAM: Yeah, after one successful local book signing, 367 00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:49,507 my mom became a monster. 368 00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:51,074 Hey! Your dog just did his business on my lawn! 369 00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:52,423 You gonna pick that up? 370 00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,729 Oh, I don't do that anymore. 371 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,644 But here. 372 00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:58,299 A real nightmare who thought the rules didn't apply to her. 373 00:12:58,342 --> 00:13:00,083 Sorry. Fame doesn't wait in line. 374 00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:01,345 Uh, do you mind? 375 00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:03,043 Okay, just one. 376 00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:05,088 In her mind, she was The Beatles of cooking. 377 00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:06,437 Okay, this is for all of you. 378 00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:08,352 And there was no slowing her down. 379 00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:09,658 Whoo-hoo! 380 00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:12,574 Bookbinder's on a Saturday night with no reservations. 381 00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:14,184 You really did it, Bevy. 382 00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:16,796 Remember, when we're in public, it's Brittley Divine. 383 00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:18,623 I'm sorry... This table's reserved. 384 00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,060 Uh, for celebs, yes. 385 00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:21,539 For this party of four. 386 00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:23,280 There's a waiting list. It's about two hours. 387 00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:24,934 I thought you said you had a standing table 388 00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,544 with complimentary appetizers. 389 00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:29,852 I was gonna order two of everything, Noah's Ark-style. 390 00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:30,940 All right, hand over the menus. 391 00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:32,115 We're not going anywhere. 392 00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:33,769 I am, 'cause this is mortifying. 393 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,510 I guess you've left me no choice. 394 00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:39,644 It's me. All right? 395 00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:41,995 Now, be a dear and go get us three iced teas 396 00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:44,345 and maybe turn the lights down in this section, 397 00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:46,521 because people are starting to stare! 398 00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:49,959 They're staring at you because you're a nightmare. 399 00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:52,396 I'm going across the street to Long John Silver's. 400 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:55,095 I didn't realize we were so close to fried pirate fish. 401 00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:57,706 Sit down, Barry. We are eating here for free. 402 00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,490 Clearly, this woman is very embarrassed 403 00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:00,796 and she'll do anything to make it right. 404 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,450 I'm calling the police. 405 00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:03,843 ADULT ADAM: While my mom's ego was out of control, 406 00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:05,496 so was Dave Kim's party. 407 00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:06,976 There you are! 408 00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,586 Took me a while to get that water 409 00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,371 because someone ripped the faucet off the sink. 410 00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:13,113 Oh. Thanks. But I'm just gonna get out of here. 411 00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:14,984 What? The party's just getting started! 412 00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:16,812 Started? My mailman is in the kitchen, 413 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,509 screaming that he wants someone to punch him. 414 00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:19,684 What if I could calm this place down? 415 00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:20,816 How are you gonna do that? 416 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:21,904 With this! 417 00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,210 People are always too embarrassed 418 00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:25,342 to do stupid stuff in front of a camera. 419 00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:27,083 Turns out that wasn't the case. 420 00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:29,216 Hey, world, check me out! 421 00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:31,305 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 422 00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:34,917 I will never regret this! 423 00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:36,440 Furniture Jenga rules! 424 00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:37,833 Whoa! 425 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,402 Stack 'em again. 426 00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:43,273 I'm bleeding, but I can go higher. 427 00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:45,841 Stop stealing! That's the Kim family microwave. 428 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,451 I have you on film! 429 00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:49,236 Mine. 430 00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:50,933 I'm not sure the camera worked like you thought it would. 431 00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:55,633 My mom's Franklin Mint commemorative plate collection! 432 00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:58,114 Those are worth a fortune or possibly nothing! 433 00:14:58,158 --> 00:14:59,115 Follow me to safety! 434 00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:03,250 What are you doing in our hiding spot, Johnny Atkins? 435 00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:05,165 Just takin' a breather. It's pretty rough out there. 436 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:07,036 Johnny Atkins is afraid? 437 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,864 If he can't handle this, no one can! 438 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,170 I say we throw Goldnerd out there. 439 00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:11,780 They'll swarm him, and we'll make our getaway. 440 00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:13,521 Ugh! Why didn't I leave? 441 00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:15,784 I'm scared. 442 00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:18,439 ADULT ADAM: In that moment, I knew this was my chance to prove myself to Brea. 443 00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:20,093 I'm gonna make a phone call. 444 00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,790 As I was calling in reinforcements, 445 00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,226 my mom was about to be called out. 446 00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:24,706 What's all this? 447 00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:26,447 You told me Barbara Walters was coming 448 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:29,189 to interview me about my book and my cosmetics line. 449 00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:30,886 No, that's a super-obvious lie, 450 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,583 and the fact that you believed it 451 00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:34,455 suggests how out of touch with reality you are. 452 00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:35,847 So she's running late? 453 00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:36,979 Bevy... 454 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,154 ...this is an intervention. 455 00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:41,462 Oh, no. Is Barry back on Strawberry Quik again? 456 00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:43,507 I can quit whenever I want. 457 00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:44,813 This intervention is for you. 458 00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,249 Me? What's my problem? 459 00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:47,947 You've become an embarrassing psycho. 460 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,296 Cookie break! 461 00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:51,124 I'm a psycho? 462 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,864 Your boyfriend is dressed as me. 463 00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:53,604 And I'm pulling it off. 464 00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:55,737 And I'm...pulling it off. 465 00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,304 Since this whole book thing started, 466 00:15:57,347 --> 00:16:00,089 you've been shameful, rude, and dismissive. 467 00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:02,004 And I want nothing more than to live a life 468 00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:04,180 of unearned celebrity excess, 469 00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:06,443 but right now, you're being total garbage. 470 00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:09,229 I see. I had no idea me fulfilling my dreams 471 00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:12,058 was gonna cause you so much pain and jealousy. 472 00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:13,973 Jealousy? No one here is saying that. 473 00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:15,365 You didn't have to. 474 00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:17,759 It's all over your faces, like Strawberry Quik! 475 00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:19,674 I only do it on the weekends! 476 00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:22,198 Okay, I'm gonna go spend time with my real family... 477 00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:25,071 My fans at the book expo downtown. 478 00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:26,202 Can you hear yourself? 479 00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:29,031 Not above the roar of my adoring crowd. 480 00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,555 The BevHeads are gonna be lined up around the block! 481 00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:35,559 Where are all my BevHeads? 482 00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:37,692 BevHeads? 483 00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:40,521 Your book was a minor local success, 484 00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:42,871 and only because your friends and family supported you. 485 00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:44,264 But you knew that. 486 00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:45,569 I did not. 487 00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:47,354 That's hilarious. 488 00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:50,313 Well, I've got a pregnant Great Dane in the car. 489 00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:58,191 ADULT ADAM: The party had trashed Dave Kim's house, 490 00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:00,236 and now it was taking to the streets. 491 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,369 They're taking our pillows, man! 492 00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:04,675 Why? Why? 493 00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:06,895 It's best we don't know. 494 00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:09,071 As hope, and Dave Kim's belongings, 495 00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:10,203 disappeared into the night, 496 00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:12,379 a friendly face showed up just in time. 497 00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:15,121 No, they weren't in slow motion, 498 00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:17,514 and yes, half had their blinkers on for no reason, 499 00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:19,429 but that armada of Cadillacs 500 00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:21,910 was the most beautiful sight I'd ever seen. 501 00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:23,520 Thanks for doing this, Pops. 502 00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:24,913 And I brought reinforcements. 503 00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:26,828 Five Cadillacs should do it. 504 00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:28,743 Five? We started with seven. 505 00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:30,788 Where the hell are Bob and Diane? 506 00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:33,095 I'm sorry I told you I don't want you around. 507 00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:34,357 That's not true. 508 00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:36,794 Aw, sometimes it might be. 509 00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,013 You're a young man. 510 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,581 You don't need your Pops cramping your style. 511 00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:43,540 I don't get it. How are you always so understanding? 512 00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:44,802 Hey. 513 00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:46,935 You're my best bud. 514 00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:49,764 I know what's in your heart. 515 00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:54,247 Yeah, me too, buddy. 516 00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:57,076 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a party to break up. 517 00:17:57,772 --> 00:17:59,339 Come on, everybody! 518 00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:00,470 Let's ride! 519 00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:01,863 ♪ Hey! 520 00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,256 ADULT ADAM: That night, Pops busted out 521 00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:04,779 the coolest party trick I'd ever seen. 522 00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:06,172 Come on, come on. 523 00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:09,653 He got a bunch of alte kakers to make it crazy-uncool! 524 00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:13,004 There were puzzles, bingo, pictures of grandkids, 525 00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:15,224 and plenty of butterscotch. 526 00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:17,966 And, man, did it clear that party out fast. 527 00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:19,620 We did it. We totally saved this house. 528 00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,016 That'll buff out. 529 00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:27,497 As Pops saved the day, my mom discovered 530 00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:29,064 there was some interest in her book after all. 531 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,196 Excuse me. 532 00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:32,676 Where could a BevHead get their book signed? 533 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:33,808 What are you doing here? 534 00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:36,071 I came to support my beautiful wife. 535 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,204 Even after the way I acted? 536 00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:39,596 It wasn't your finest moment. 537 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,076 I'm so sorry. 538 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,297 I was just excited for you guys to finally be proud of me. 539 00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:46,560 Are you kidding? We're always proud of you. 540 00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:48,823 It's true, Mom. And you got a book published. 541 00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:49,911 That's not nothing. 542 00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:51,521 Yeah, a book nobody cares about. 543 00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:53,001 We care about it. 544 00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:54,307 And isn't that what's important, 545 00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:56,831 not some stupid table at Bookbinder's? 546 00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,093 Here's the thing. 547 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,051 You don't need the whole world to love you, 548 00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:02,924 because you got a world of love right here. 549 00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:05,666 Damn it, Murray! Why do you always say the perfect thing? 550 00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:07,407 Because you make it easy. 551 00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:09,191 ♪ What I like about you 552 00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:11,019 ♪ That's what I like about you 553 00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:14,109 Hey! All you book dopes! 554 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:17,982 Come on over here! My wife wrote an amazing cookbook! 555 00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:23,205 Brea. You're still here? 556 00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:24,337 Yeah. 557 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:26,426 I think my friend left on a motorized scooter. 558 00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:31,822 I can't believe I did this to Dave Kim's house just to impress you. 559 00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:33,476 You ever consider just talking to me? 560 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,695 Like that would work. 561 00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:36,044 Give it a shot. 562 00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:37,001 You might be surprised. 563 00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:39,439 Okeydokey, Smokey the Bear. 564 00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:40,831 Stop. 565 00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:43,878 Enough with the... Weirdness. 566 00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,923 Just be yourself. 567 00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:47,708 Talk to me as a person. 568 00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:48,709 Got it. 569 00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:50,711 So... 570 00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:55,629 ...you want to maybe get some ice cream? 571 00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:58,066 Sure. 572 00:19:58,109 --> 00:19:59,676 You want to walk to Scoops? 573 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,156 Or I could drive us. 574 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,506 Whoa! That's an enormous car. 575 00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:05,378 Yep. 576 00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:07,467 Almost as big as the heart of the guy who loaned it to me. 577 00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:11,253 ADULT ADAM: Turns out every story does have a hero. 578 00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:13,299 Sometimes they show up in the end. 579 00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:15,475 Sometimes they were there from the beginning. 580 00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:17,477 That's the thing about the characters 581 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,392 that fill the pages of our lives. 582 00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:21,698 They're always there to lift us up, 583 00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:25,006 and, in some cases, bring us back down to Earth. 584 00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:28,662 And that can make for a pretty sweet ending. 585 00:20:28,705 --> 00:20:29,750 ♪ Hey! ♪ 586 00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:32,927 Today we are here 587 00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:35,756 with the turtleneck-wearing legend himself, Dave Kim. 588 00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:39,368 So, was there really a Dave Kim party? 589 00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:42,937 Well, I had told one person that my mom was traveling to Korea, 590 00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:45,983 and he told the whole football team. 591 00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:48,682 Somehow the whole football team got invited to my party. 592 00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:50,553 YOUNG MAN: Anything else you want to say ruined? 593 00:20:50,597 --> 00:20:51,728 Any regrets? 594 00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:53,730 Uh, it's gonna, uh, show a bit. 595 00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:55,558 What did your parents say when they got home? 596 00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,473 To this day, I don't think they even know about it. 597 00:20:57,517 --> 00:20:59,127 Your parents watch the show, don't they? 598 00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:05,133 Okay, book guy, buckle up, 'cause I got a few ideas 599 00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:06,526 guaranteed to be bestsellers. 600 00:21:06,569 --> 00:21:07,657 Wow me. 601 00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:08,789 Think The Shining, 602 00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:10,878 but instead of the hotel, it's the beach, 603 00:21:10,921 --> 00:21:14,142 and instead of ghosts, it's hot chicks.Okay. 604 00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:15,535 You know how people like the Bible, right? 605 00:21:15,578 --> 00:21:16,884 What if there was a sequel? 606 00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:17,972 I'm an atheist. 607 00:21:18,015 --> 00:21:19,930 Dracula,but a book. 608 00:21:19,974 --> 00:21:21,192 I have news for you. 609 00:21:21,236 --> 00:21:24,152 A book of poems that's been hollowed out to hide nunchucks. 610 00:21:24,195 --> 00:21:26,589 My people will be in touch. 611 00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:27,982 And I'm far enough away now 612 00:21:28,025 --> 00:21:29,505 to tell you that that was a lie.