1 00:00:01,202 --> 00:00:03,204 ADULT ADAM: Ah, the board games of the '80s. 2 00:00:03,237 --> 00:00:04,472 Nothing bonded families faster 3 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:06,274 than a magical night spent rolling dice 4 00:00:06,307 --> 00:00:08,176 and trapping mice with loved ones. 5 00:00:08,209 --> 00:00:10,211 No one was more into it than my mom. 6 00:00:10,244 --> 00:00:12,213 Surprise! It's game night! 7 00:00:12,246 --> 00:00:13,314 (ALL GROAN) That's right. 8 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:15,316 I blatantly lied to your faces to get you here. 9 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:17,485 So, I'm not getting an all-expenses-paid 10 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:19,787 trip to Japan to have my own samurai sword 11 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:21,522 forged from the iron of Mount Fuji? 12 00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:22,790 Not even a little bit. 13 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:25,693 So, pint-sized comedy genius Emmanuel Lewis 14 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:28,062 isn't here to discuss future projects? 15 00:00:28,096 --> 00:00:30,364 You'll be the only tiny wonder in this house. 16 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:31,865 So, an A&R guy didn't reach out 17 00:00:31,899 --> 00:00:33,534 about a demo tape I made last year? 18 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:35,636 You're a hit with me. I ran here. 19 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:39,307 And my high school sweetheart didn't call, hoping to reconnect? 20 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:42,376 She did call, but only to tell you to stop calling. 21 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:45,213 I'll stop calling when her nurse stops picking up. 22 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:46,647 So, no pizza? Phone's right there. 23 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,082 When will this deceit end? 24 00:00:48,116 --> 00:00:49,950 I just wanted one evening 25 00:00:49,983 --> 00:00:51,018 where we're all together 26 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,986 in a focused seven-hour window. 27 00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:55,323 Seven hours? That's almost half a night's sleep. 28 00:00:55,356 --> 00:00:57,558 And aren't you forgetting we never actually play 29 00:00:57,591 --> 00:00:59,059 'cause we can never agree on a game? 30 00:00:59,093 --> 00:01:01,061 While I do agree we've had some setbacks... 31 00:01:01,095 --> 00:01:03,063 POPS: Setbacks? In a fit of rage, 32 00:01:03,097 --> 00:01:05,166 Barry kicked the Operation game 33 00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:06,834 and needed a real operation. 34 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:08,202 They sewed my toe back on, 35 00:01:08,236 --> 00:01:10,003 and now I have to think extra hard 36 00:01:10,037 --> 00:01:11,071 when I want to wiggle it. 37 00:01:11,105 --> 00:01:12,906 Despite Barry's zombie toe, 38 00:01:12,940 --> 00:01:14,675 we can still have a good night. 39 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:16,377 Who wants to play Boggle? BARRY: Pass. 40 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,446 I used the timer as salt by mistake. 41 00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:21,515 Here's an oldie but a goodie. Tiddlywinks. 42 00:01:21,549 --> 00:01:23,217 "Tiddly-winks"? 43 00:01:23,251 --> 00:01:24,685 Tell me more about this arousing game. 44 00:01:24,718 --> 00:01:26,687 Well, you use a big disc 45 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:29,223 to get a little disc into a medium cup. 46 00:01:29,257 --> 00:01:30,724 Oh, I've been betrayed again. 47 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:33,261 Just call it "Disc-cup" so I know it sucks! 48 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:34,362 The Game of Life? 49 00:01:34,395 --> 00:01:35,429 I've already played it. 50 00:01:35,463 --> 00:01:37,331 Turns out, there are no winners. 51 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,167 You'll see. 52 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:40,868 I'm calling it. TV wins. 53 00:01:40,901 --> 00:01:41,935 You can't just leave. 54 00:01:41,969 --> 00:01:43,237 I'm up already. Eh. 55 00:01:43,271 --> 00:01:45,373 Me, too. I'm gonna use my "get out of hell free" card. 56 00:01:45,406 --> 00:01:46,907 Same. Tiddlywinks? 57 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,008 This is all your fault. 58 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:49,577 On the bright side, Bevy, 59 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,412 we were all together for a little while. 60 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:52,480 Three minutes. 61 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:54,415 Oy. Man, it dragged. 62 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,784 (SIGHS) What do ya say, Bar? 63 00:01:56,817 --> 00:01:59,320 How about a heady game of Stratego with your mama? 64 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:01,255 That's so sweet you'd think I'd do that with you. 65 00:02:01,289 --> 00:02:02,423 Damn it! All I wanted 66 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:04,325 was one special night with my family! 67 00:02:04,358 --> 00:02:06,660 Here's a healthy outlet for your anger... 68 00:02:06,694 --> 00:02:07,761 Flip the board. 69 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:09,297 Well, that doesn't sound very healthy. 70 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:11,098 Do it... Or I will. 71 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:14,302 * I'm twisted up inside 72 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:17,505 * But nonetheless, I feel the need to say 73 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:21,675 * I don't know the future 74 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:25,045 * But the past keeps getting clearer every day * 75 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:27,581 ADULT ADAM: It was January 22nd, 1980-something, 76 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:29,149 and for the first time in my life, 77 00:02:29,183 --> 00:02:31,452 science class was gonna get interesting. 78 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:32,786 Okay, loyal students, 79 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:36,056 I want to tell you about a great book I read on helium. 80 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:37,458 Couldn't put it down. (CHUCKLES) 81 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:38,526 Was that a joke? 82 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:40,761 'Cause it went over like a lead balloon. 83 00:02:40,794 --> 00:02:42,230 Damn it. Have I been learning stuff? 84 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:44,432 If that didn't make you laugh, neither will this... 85 00:02:44,465 --> 00:02:47,435 I'm assigning partners for your midterm lab. 86 00:02:47,468 --> 00:02:49,603 (STUDENTS GROAN) Adam Goldberg, ah, 87 00:02:49,637 --> 00:02:51,104 you're with Brea Bee. 88 00:02:51,138 --> 00:02:52,940 I be with Brea-who? 89 00:02:52,973 --> 00:02:54,342 ADULT ADAM: But I knew exactly who she was. 90 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:56,610 Everyone did. She was Brea Bee, 91 00:02:56,644 --> 00:02:58,646 and she was the coolest girl in school. 92 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,180 What's up, Adam? You know my name? 93 00:03:00,214 --> 00:03:01,615 Uh, yeah. 94 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:03,284 We've been in school together since kindergarten. 95 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:05,286 For sure. The big K. 96 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:07,321 Followed by "indergarten." 97 00:03:07,355 --> 00:03:09,390 Kindergarten, when you put it all together. 98 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:10,524 Which you already had. 99 00:03:10,558 --> 00:03:11,625 But, moving on... 100 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:12,693 Brighton Beach Memoirs. 101 00:03:12,726 --> 00:03:14,161 It's a coming-of-age comedy 102 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:16,096 about a boy with a crazy family. 103 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:17,965 It checks a lot of boxes for me. 104 00:03:17,998 --> 00:03:19,166 I love Neil Simon. 105 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,868 Did you know Ferris Bueller's in Biloxi Blues? 106 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:22,336 (STAMMERING) 107 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:23,404 Oh, my God. Are you choking? 108 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:25,373 You not only know who Neil Simon is, 109 00:03:25,406 --> 00:03:26,974 but you reference Matthew Broderick 110 00:03:27,007 --> 00:03:28,542 by his iconic character's name. 111 00:03:28,576 --> 00:03:29,643 What's the problem? 112 00:03:29,677 --> 00:03:31,211 The problem is you're Brea Bee. 113 00:03:31,245 --> 00:03:33,314 (CHUCKLING) Adam, don't be ridiculous. 114 00:03:33,347 --> 00:03:34,582 I'm just like everyone else. 115 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:36,317 You're the most popular girl in school. 116 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:38,118 That was just a unanimous vote in the yearbook. 117 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:39,186 It means nothing. 118 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,288 Even your dismissal 119 00:03:40,321 --> 00:03:42,155 of the high-school social order is refreshing. 120 00:03:42,189 --> 00:03:43,424 Come on. We have a lab to do. 121 00:03:43,457 --> 00:03:44,525 Of course. 122 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:46,660 How about I just do it all and we'll share the credit? 123 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:47,728 Good? Not good. 124 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:50,197 You take all the credit and I'll do summer school. 125 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,665 No way, man. 126 00:03:51,699 --> 00:03:53,367 We're doing this together. 127 00:03:53,401 --> 00:03:54,435 Look, Adam, trust me, 128 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:55,969 once you get to know me, you're gonna like me. 129 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:57,137 Challenge accepted. 130 00:03:57,170 --> 00:03:58,372 (CHUCKLES) Come on. 131 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:00,140 Everyone shut up. 132 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:02,876 I'm pretty sure I've just been vibing with... Brea Bee. 133 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:05,245 I heard you're not supposed to tell crazy people that they're crazy, 134 00:04:05,279 --> 00:04:06,380 but you're crazy. 135 00:04:06,414 --> 00:04:08,382 Yeah, that makes no sense. You're wildly unappealing. 136 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:10,418 I'm having a hard time believing it, too. 137 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:11,685 But there's something there. 138 00:04:11,719 --> 00:04:13,186 We both like Neil Simon. 139 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:15,088 Everyone likes Neil Simon. 140 00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:16,357 He's the Brooklyn Bard. 141 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:17,958 He makes your people folksy and relatable. 142 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:19,627 She's also a great person. 143 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:21,028 She can't be nice and hot. 144 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:22,630 No one needs two ways to get stuff. 145 00:04:22,663 --> 00:04:24,632 In my experience, kindness and beauty 146 00:04:24,665 --> 00:04:25,899 do not go hand-in-hand. 147 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:27,234 He sees me. 148 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,569 You definitely read the situation wrong. 149 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,270 There's no way Brea Bee even knows your name. 150 00:04:30,304 --> 00:04:31,905 Hey, Adam. Hey, Brea. 151 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:33,641 Holy crap! 152 00:04:33,674 --> 00:04:34,875 I know the guy who knows Brea. 153 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:35,976 I find you attractive now. 154 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:37,077 Now, if you'll excuse me, 155 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,979 I'm gonna go share my lunch hour with her. 156 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:41,815 Just like that? It's one thing to vibe over chem lab. 157 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:44,352 It's another thing entirely to sit with the cool kids. 158 00:04:44,385 --> 00:04:46,053 ADULT ADAM: Maybe, but I didn't care. 159 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:48,422 After science class, I was flying high. 160 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:50,791 I'm going in. 161 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:52,393 He can't just walk over there. 162 00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:54,395 ADULT ADAM: Why not? Who was gonna stop me? 163 00:04:54,428 --> 00:04:55,763 Hey, you lost, bro? 164 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:57,598 Yeah. That's a no-go. 165 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:59,299 This is the cool table and you're... 166 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:01,602 A flaming hot turd of nothing. 167 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:02,670 (CRUNCH) 168 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:04,605 But Brea Bee is my lab partner. 169 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:05,773 We don't make the rules. 170 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:06,940 I mean, we do. 171 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:08,576 And you could try to appeal, 172 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:10,143 but I'll bury you in paperwork. 173 00:05:10,177 --> 00:05:11,278 She's right there. 174 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,313 Just let me make eye contact, and she'll wave me in. 175 00:05:13,347 --> 00:05:14,548 Bro, stop trying to violate 176 00:05:14,582 --> 00:05:17,117 the well-established social hierarchy of the cafeteria. 177 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,218 But I'm cool... 178 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:19,953 You know, in an offbeat, non-traditional way 179 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,622 that'll surely have more value in adulthood. 180 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:24,458 Yeah, I'm gonna dump this dry salad on your head. 181 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:26,560 It's still embarrassing, but it cleans up easy. 182 00:05:26,594 --> 00:05:28,462 ADULT ADAM: While the cool kids were putting me in my place, 183 00:05:28,496 --> 00:05:30,931 Geoff and Erica were getting cozy in theirs. 184 00:05:30,964 --> 00:05:33,100 Molly Ringwald really is pretty in pink. 185 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:35,235 Redheads traditionally can't pull off a gentle blush, 186 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:36,837 but that's how great an actress she is... 187 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:38,506 She has color range, too. 188 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:40,808 Can I tell you something? 189 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,109 I really like living with you. 190 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:43,444 Aw. Me too. 191 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:44,978 You know, except for the debilitating fear 192 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,146 of being found out by our parents. 193 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:47,247 Yeah, I'm good with it. 194 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,016 What a fun and contrary view of the situation. 195 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:50,350 You know what else could be fun... 196 00:05:50,384 --> 00:05:52,119 We tell them? Naw. This is easier. 197 00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:53,186 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 198 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:54,455 BEVERLY: Yoo-hoo! It's your mama! 199 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:56,256 Code Bev! Go, go, go! 200 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:57,791 ADULT ADAM: Yeah, my mom had a habit 201 00:05:57,825 --> 00:05:59,259 of dropping by the dorm unannounced. 202 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:01,729 Luckily, Erica and Geoff had gotten pretty good 203 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:03,597 at making it look like Barry still lived there. 204 00:06:03,631 --> 00:06:05,298 BEVERLY: Hey, I heard a new song on the radio 205 00:06:05,332 --> 00:06:07,968 by that man with the tushie... Uh, Bert Springbean? 206 00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:11,038 So, I went to Sam Goody, got in a fight with a man with a feather earring, 207 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:12,473 and raced here with the cassingle. 208 00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:15,809 There's my schmoopaloopa. 209 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:17,277 Where's your brother? He's got to hear this. 210 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:18,612 Yeah, he's indisposed. 211 00:06:18,646 --> 00:06:20,514 Hey, Barry, everything going okay in there? 212 00:06:20,548 --> 00:06:22,015 BARRY'S VOICE: (FROM KEYBOARD) Hi, Mom, this isn't a good time. 213 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,150 This is Barry. 214 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:24,752 But I haven't seen you all week. 215 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:27,054 Open the door and let me hold your hand while you make poopalas. 216 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:29,490 Thanks for stopping by! This is Barry. 217 00:06:29,523 --> 00:06:30,758 Yeah, it's no bueno in there. 218 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:32,059 Let me walk you to your car. 219 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:34,462 Uh-oh! Barry did it again. 220 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:37,531 (LAUGHING) Oh! There you go, my big boy. 221 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:40,200 This is Barry. I'm enjoying a shower. 222 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,935 What? It doesn't sound like it. 223 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:45,739 Testing. 224 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:47,040 Erica, I don't think this is working. 225 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:48,241 What a weird thing to say. 226 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:51,011 It really is, but he's obviously going through a lot, 227 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:52,245 so let's not pull threads. 228 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:53,581 Remind him to wash his bottom. 229 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:54,782 ERICA: Absolutely not. 230 00:06:56,349 --> 00:06:57,518 ERICA: What the hell, man? 231 00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:59,119 You didn't have to get in the shower. 232 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:00,287 I don't know! 233 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,255 ADULT ADAM: As Erica and Geoff had a close call, 234 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:05,358 I needed some advice on how to get close to Brea Bee. 235 00:07:05,392 --> 00:07:08,228 Pops, it's a dire romantic emergency. 236 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:11,699 Why do you think I hang out here all day buttering up bagels? 237 00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:13,934 Okay, I kind of hit it off with this girl, 238 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:15,536 but I think she might be way too cool for me. 239 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:17,270 What do I do? Just be yourself. 240 00:07:17,304 --> 00:07:18,506 And? 241 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:19,907 No "and." That's it. 242 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,875 You never let me down, Pops. 243 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:23,511 Pops let me down! 244 00:07:23,544 --> 00:07:24,712 "Be yourself"? 245 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:26,446 You? Yourself? 246 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:27,548 Being it? 247 00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:28,616 I know, Dave Kim. 248 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:30,283 She's one of the chosen ones, 249 00:07:30,317 --> 00:07:31,619 the beautiful elite, 250 00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:33,521 the best kind of aloof. 251 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:35,623 They'll never accept...this. 252 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:38,258 You don't have to waft. I know, Dave Kim! 253 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:39,527 You need to get better advice. 254 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:40,694 I know, Dave Kim! 255 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:42,162 But who's cool enough to guide you? 256 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:43,697 ADULT ADAM: Turns out, there was someone... 257 00:07:43,731 --> 00:07:46,133 Mr. Perott, our new guidance counselor. 258 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:49,870 Yep, he wore a leather jacket and was the epitome of cool. 259 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:51,338 I think I know, Dave Kim. 260 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:52,472 Here's some advice... 261 00:07:52,506 --> 00:07:54,908 Right after you graduate, take a couple years 262 00:07:54,942 --> 00:07:57,611 and bike right across Africa. 263 00:07:57,645 --> 00:07:59,112 See where this mixed-up world got started. 264 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:00,548 I can't hear a single word you're saying 265 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:02,716 because I'm positive you're gonna lop off your thumb. 266 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:04,017 What's that? This silly thing? 267 00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:06,554 Haw! (EXHALES SHARPLY) 268 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:08,889 That was so terrifyingly masculine, sir. 269 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:11,191 Sure. So, what are we thinking here? 270 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:12,593 College? 271 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:14,027 Trade school? The Army? 272 00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:16,897 You probably can't tell, but I'm a... 273 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:18,465 Hardcore nerd? Whoa! 274 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,734 You can't call me that. I can. 275 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:21,802 Because I was one, too. 276 00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:23,971 That's you? You're so... 277 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,906 Scrawny, zitty, pasty? Exactly. 278 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:27,207 How is this kid you? 279 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,442 Well, I got a haircut, I slapped on some acne cream, 280 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:30,744 and then I hit the gym. 281 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:31,812 But that's only part of it, Adam. 282 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,581 I need to know. Tell me everything. 283 00:08:33,614 --> 00:08:34,748 Okay. 284 00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:36,116 You're just gonna do it? Why not? 285 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:37,317 I mean, I already told three students 286 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,986 to bike across Africa this morning. 287 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,353 I can phone it in for the rest of the day. 288 00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:41,955 So, we start with your signature look. 289 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:44,224 For example, I always have a pair of sunglasses on me, 290 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:45,993 just in case I need to dramatically toss them off 291 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,060 like this. 292 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:48,361 (SUNGLASSES THUD) 293 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:50,463 Your disregard for eyewear makes me know you mean business. 294 00:08:50,497 --> 00:08:52,332 Next, ABCG... 295 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,001 Always Be Chewing Gum. 296 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:57,605 That way, you look both busy and laid-back all at once. 297 00:08:57,638 --> 00:08:59,039 Laid-back and busy. 298 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:00,974 I'll be like a CEO from California. 299 00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:04,645 Third... Make sure you never give anyone your full attention. 300 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:05,713 (SNAPS FINGERS) I'm over here. 301 00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:07,047 See how you got a little confused there, 302 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,982 like there was something more interesting behind you? There wasn't. 303 00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:10,050 I just made that up. 304 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:11,819 So rude and effective. 305 00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:13,987 And finally, whenever you're walking, 306 00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:15,422 play a kick-ass jam in your head. 307 00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:17,691 Would the Ewok celebration song Yub Nub work? 308 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:19,426 I've never heard it before, but no. 309 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:21,662 * Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam 310 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:23,964 * Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam 311 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:25,298 * Black Betty had a child * 312 00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:27,868 ADULT ADAM: And so Mr. Perott took me under his badass wing. 313 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:30,237 Meanwhile, Erica and Geoff needed Barry's help 314 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:31,672 to get their plan to fly. 315 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:33,006 We need to talk... 316 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,642 Right after you tell us what you're doing. 317 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:36,376 I'm just cutting up various balls 318 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,911 to see what's inside of them. 319 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:39,046 Biggest surprise? 320 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,547 Soccer ball... Nothing. 321 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,349 Is that my soccer ball? I wouldn't know. 322 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:44,084 What brings you to Barry's Xanadu? 323 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:45,686 You need to make quality time with Mom. 324 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:46,854 She misses you too much. 325 00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:48,856 Who can blame her? I'm a delight. 326 00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:50,023 No, idiot. 327 00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:52,359 She keeps showing up unexpectedly, looking for you. 328 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:53,426 My nosebleeds are way up. 329 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:56,296 Ha! She's gonna find out you're living in sin, 330 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:57,931 freak out, and destroy your love. 331 00:09:57,965 --> 00:09:59,532 Barry, do you like it here? 332 00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:04,171 I'm living with my bros in this dope pad with a solid 2.1 GPA. 333 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:05,773 I don't know how life can get any better. 334 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:08,441 If your Mom busts us, it's not only the end of me living with Erica, 335 00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:09,643 it's the end of you living here, too. 336 00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:10,944 Oh, no. 337 00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:12,913 You shined a light on the consequences, 338 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,547 and now I suddenly care. What do we do? 339 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:16,449 We give Mom what she wants the most. 340 00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:18,318 Game night? You know it, girl. 341 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:20,587 I even brought Connect Four 342 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,289 so that we can connect two. 343 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:24,324 Aww. Okay, well, you guys have family fun. 344 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:25,726 Bye. Run, Geoff. 345 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:26,894 Oh, no, Geoffrey. GEOFF: Wha... 346 00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:29,596 You're not going anywhere. Tonight's an all-play. 347 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,231 But I was just dropping them off... Shh, shh, shh. 348 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:32,599 Okay, I'm in the hug now, so... Game night. 349 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,235 Oh, I'm so excited, I could (BLEEP) puke! 350 00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:37,304 (LAUGHS) I might, too. 351 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:42,642 ADULT ADAM: Mr. Perott had taught me his tricks for being cool, 352 00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:45,679 and now I was ready to take his advice out for a test drive. 353 00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:47,647 Put this somewhere safe, Doc. 354 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:49,950 What an incredibly informal way to talk to an adult, 355 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,218 but I'm on it. 356 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:52,986 You can't make us move. 357 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,287 We're allowed to sit here. 358 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:55,689 Wait. Adam? 359 00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:58,491 In the flesh... And leather. 360 00:10:58,525 --> 00:10:59,960 Me likey. I get it. 361 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,662 His unearned confidence and sunglasses make him desirable. 362 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:04,131 That's exactly what I'm going for, Dave Kim. 363 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,532 Dude, you should go talk to Brea. 364 00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:07,067 Already on my way, muchacho. 365 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,002 He casually threw in Spanish. 366 00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:11,638 ADULT ADAM: Perott's advice was working. I was crushing it. 367 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,907 And this time, there really was nothing that would stop me 368 00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:15,675 from lunching it up with Brea Bee. 369 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:17,677 Whoa. Goldnerd, is that you? 370 00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:18,779 Make a hole. 371 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,580 For some reason, my body's obliging your wishes. 372 00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:22,182 (SUNGLASSES THUD) 373 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:25,252 Disposable shades and a leather jacket? 374 00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:27,020 What kind of a budget is this guy working with? 375 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:29,857 ADULT ADAM: Success! Time to put Perott's tips into overdrive. 376 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:30,958 Adam. 377 00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:33,160 Oh, hey, Brea. Didn't see you there. 378 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,828 You look different. 379 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,496 Are you in the spring production of West Side Story? 380 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,732 No, these are my new everyday threads. 381 00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:40,801 Ooh. My God. That's a lot of gum. 382 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:41,869 (MUFFLED) Thank you. What? 383 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,136 No, it's actually fine. 384 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:44,204 Sorry, I can't understand you. 385 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:45,305 It's kind of cool, huh? 386 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:46,940 Also, you're drooling a little. 387 00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:48,175 (SPITS) (CHUCKLES) 388 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:51,278 (NORMAL VOICE) I'm enjoying this, uh, give-and-take, you know? 389 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:52,980 Are you looking at me, or is there someone behind me? 390 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,281 I'm not not looking at you. 391 00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:55,348 It's still happening. 392 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,751 So...whatcha doing later? 393 00:11:57,785 --> 00:12:00,053 I don't know. Hanging with the crew. 394 00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:01,288 Do you wanna join? What's the plan? 395 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,490 Plan is we pick you up at night. 396 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:04,958 That's not really a time. 397 00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:06,726 Doing what exactly? Stuff. 398 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:09,897 Well, then I'll be there, whenever that is, at some point. 399 00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:11,364 Ta. 400 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,435 Brea just invited me to hang. We have loose plans. 401 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,004 Loose plans? 402 00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:18,305 It really is a different world. 403 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:20,340 ADULT ADAM: As my newfound coolness was paying off, 404 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:22,342 Goldberg game night was officially on. 405 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:23,443 BEVERLY: Guess who? 406 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:26,179 I'll give you a hint... I'm a beautiful blonde 407 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:28,315 with delicious eyes and a hint of spunk. 408 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:30,550 Daryl Hannah! It's me, your mama. 409 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,752 So, let me show you our other games for the evening. 410 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:33,854 Bed Bugs! 411 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:34,922 Mall Madness. 412 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:36,023 Smurf Ahoy! 413 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,224 Pig Pong. 414 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,391 Don't Spill the Beans. 415 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:39,492 Crackers In My Bed. 416 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:40,560 Girl Talk. 417 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,195 Pizza Party! Pizza Party! 418 00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:44,264 And Mouse Trap. 419 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,633 What about you, Geoff? Are you ready to get trapped? 420 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,735 Trapped? Why? 'Cause I'm lying? Is it hot in here? 421 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:49,937 Mr. G, did you turn the heat on? 422 00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:52,272 In January? Not a chance! 423 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:53,706 Okay. Uh, where's the bathroom? 424 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:54,908 What are you talking about, Geoff? 425 00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:56,276 You know where the bathroom is. 426 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:58,045 I don't know anything. Maybe you remodeled. Stop questioning me! 427 00:12:58,078 --> 00:12:59,913 Why don't I show you? 428 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:01,815 Dude, pull it together. 429 00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:03,216 I can't. I'm afraid at any moment, 430 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,417 I'll blurt out we're living together. 431 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:05,685 Just relax. 432 00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:08,555 By the time we get back, this all will have fallen apart. 433 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:11,424 The Goldbergs have never even been able to choose a game. 434 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:12,525 (GASPS) 435 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:14,394 (SINGSONG VOICE) We're playing Family Feud! 436 00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:15,728 Oh, they chose. No way. 437 00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:16,897 Dad, you're good with this? 438 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,598 Survey says... Hoo-hoo! 439 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,767 So fun. Let's start a feud with your family, Erica. 440 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,669 (NORMAL VOICE) Oh, we don't feud against ourselves. 441 00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:23,770 (DOORBELL RINGS) Then who? 442 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:24,838 Tell me who. 443 00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:26,739 Please welcome the Schwartz family. 444 00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,608 Lou and Linda, come on down. 445 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,077 Mom? Dad? Hi, sweetie. 446 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,544 We brought carrots! Whoo! 447 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:32,612 Bathroom again! 448 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:33,847 I can't lie to my parents. 449 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:36,649 Just focus on the game and say nothing else. 450 00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:38,551 I'll try. (TOILET FLUSHES) 451 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:39,652 Why did you do that? 452 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,221 It'd be weirder if I didn't. 453 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:43,256 (TOILET FLUSHES) That one's for you. 454 00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:45,926 Okay, hands on buzzers. 455 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:49,396 Name something you put on your pizza. 456 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,098 (BELL DINGS) We're living together. I mean, pepperoni! 457 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,933 What was that? He said pepperoni! Show me pepperoni! 458 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,801 Ding, ding, ding! Geoff, you have control. 459 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,503 Doesn't feel like I do! And bathroom? 460 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:57,871 ADULT ADAM: While Geoff crumbled, 461 00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,873 I was ready for a cool night of loose plans. 462 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:01,674 Hey, gang. Thanks for showing up. 463 00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:04,177 I totally haven't been ready and waiting outside since 5:00. 464 00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:05,712 Why are you wearing shades at night? 465 00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:06,980 Did you just get your pupils dilated? 466 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:10,050 I just have a blatant disregard for social norms. 467 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,784 Like Bono or Anna Wintour. 468 00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:12,886 Badass. 469 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,154 So, any idea what we're doing tonight? 470 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,455 Let's say we play some baseball. 471 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,024 I'm not a big baseball guy. 472 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,258 I'm more into contact sports, 473 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:19,826 like hot potato or red rover. 474 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,328 Don't you worry. 475 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,063 There's gonna be plenty of contact. 476 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:25,498 Yeah! 477 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,201 (LAUGHS) 478 00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:30,303 Oh, my God! What did you just do? 479 00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:32,906 My man just hit a home run in mailbox baseball! 480 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:35,708 It's just like real baseball, except it's vandalism. 481 00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:37,044 Bro, you're up. 482 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,979 Oh, no, thank you. 483 00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:40,247 But you're hitting cleanup. 484 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,082 Meaning you pull over and we clean up the mess you made? 485 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:43,650 Meaning you're making a bigger mess 486 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,085 with this bat I'm handing you. 487 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:47,054 ADULT ADAM: In that moment, I had a choice... 488 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,756 Show Brea I could hang with the crew or do the right thing. 489 00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:51,091 Hi-ya! 490 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,392 Oh! Oh! 491 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:53,493 Holy crap! 492 00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:54,561 I did neither. 493 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:56,096 I missed it. My brother's Buick! 494 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,297 Oh! 495 00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,466 And his bat? Not cool, man! 496 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,701 (BRAKES SCREECH) 497 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,103 You know what else isn't cool? 498 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,904 This. Gah. 499 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:07,740 I'm a fool to have wanted to be accepted by you 500 00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:10,310 so I could charm a girl who's way out of my league. 501 00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:11,744 Jodie Foster? Brea. 502 00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,346 Adam, you did all this for me? 503 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,848 You're so popular and pretty, 504 00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:19,086 and for a moment, I guess I thought we had a connection. 505 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,988 I didn't know that. Now you do. 506 00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:23,390 Sorry about the mirror. 507 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:26,259 I'd appreciate if we didn't go through insurance to fix it. 508 00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,295 As everything with Brea fell apart, 509 00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:30,097 Geoff and Erica were still holding it together. 510 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,364 Thank God it's over. 511 00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:33,066 And yet it's not, young Geoffrey. 512 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,434 With tonight's success, 513 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,936 Mom will surely want to do this again every week. 514 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,972 But I'll crumble under the weight of our thousands of lies! 515 00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:42,109 It'll be fine. We'll do whatever it takes to keep our secret. 516 00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:44,544 What secret? That you guys are living together? 517 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:45,612 Oh, no. She knows. 518 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:46,746 Erica, she knows. 519 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,615 I know she knows. How do you know? 520 00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:49,749 I suspected, 521 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,419 and also Geoff blurted it out three times tonight. 522 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,686 It's true! We're living together! 523 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,222 Why do I keep saying it? Pepperoni! 524 00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,890 Before you get upset... Before? I'm furious! 525 00:15:57,924 --> 00:15:59,226 You have no right to be. 526 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,261 We're both adults who can make our own decisions. 527 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,997 If you were adults, I wouldn't have had to find out this way. 528 00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,098 Mom... Don't. 529 00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:06,899 I'm not happy that you guys are living together, 530 00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:09,236 but you know what breaks my heart more than anything? 531 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:10,403 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 532 00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,572 Is how far you went to hide this from me. 533 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,576 And I'm living with the JTP, 534 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,545 which is a relatively minor betrayal 535 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:19,846 in light of Erica's shocking news. 536 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,552 ADULT ADAM: After striking out with Brea Bee, 537 00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:27,487 all that was left to do was clean up. 538 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,557 Mr. Perott, what are you doing here? 539 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,492 Well, I have a police scanner, and I heard there was trouble. 540 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:33,960 You all right, kid? Not even a little. 541 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,295 Well, hop on. I'll give you a ride home. 542 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,496 Or maybe you want to split a cab? 543 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,098 Nah. Motorcycles are super safe. 544 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,266 Here. 545 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:41,034 I've already made a bunch of terrible decisions today. 546 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:43,603 I might as well just...continue. 547 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,672 Just please drive slow! 548 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:46,773 (ENGINE REVS) 549 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:47,840 So, what's eating atcha? 550 00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:49,342 So, we're just gonna talk about this now, 551 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,010 like this isn't terrifying? 552 00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:52,179 Car, car, car! 553 00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:54,581 Ah, it's parked. Come on. Spill. 554 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:55,848 I guess it all started... (GASPS) 555 00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:56,949 Oh, no, it's a curve! 556 00:16:56,983 --> 00:16:58,518 Do I lean with you or away from you? 557 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,019 Oh-aah! 558 00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:01,221 I'm so scared! 559 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:03,022 All right. It's gonna be straight for a while. 560 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,224 This is your chance. Fine. 561 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,059 I'll try to get it out before we die. 562 00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:07,360 There's an amazing girl, 563 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,462 and my grandfather gave me stupid advice, so I went to you, 564 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,331 and you told me to be cool, and it worked, 565 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:14,301 but then I committed a postal crime, and I hate myself. 566 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,469 (INSECT BUZZES) I got some good news for you, buddy. 567 00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:18,071 You're not cool. 568 00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:20,307 That's not good news, and I just ate a bug. 569 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:21,874 Look, I know I may seem cool, 570 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:23,310 but I'm an unmarried 48-year-old 571 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:25,178 with a crap ton of student debt, 572 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,214 and I got dental issues from chewing gum all day. 573 00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:28,481 What are you saying? 574 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:31,017 Being cool is different from being happy. 575 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,853 That comes from feeling good on the inside. 576 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,488 And as far as I'm concerned, 577 00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:39,526 the old nerdy Adam Goldberg has plenty to feel good about. 578 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,860 Wait. 579 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,563 Now you're telling me to just be myself? 580 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,232 Yeah. Sounds good. 581 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,899 You should do that. 582 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,034 I can't believe it. 583 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,736 Pops was right all along. 584 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:50,837 Yellow light! Yellow light! 585 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,405 We got this! (ADAM SCREAMS) 586 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:54,441 ADULT ADAM: As Mr. Perott finally guided me in the right direction, 587 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,443 my mom was left feeling betrayed. 588 00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,345 Living together, Murray. I get it. 589 00:17:58,378 --> 00:17:59,646 Li-ving to-ge-ther! 590 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:00,813 Now I really get it. 591 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:02,081 Okay, here's what's gonna happen. 592 00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:04,417 Barry and Erica are gonna move back here. 593 00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:06,085 We're gonna home-college them 594 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,920 and occasionally let them into the backyard 595 00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:09,222 for vitamin D and free play. 596 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:10,623 I think everything's gonna be okay. 597 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,759 You're okay with your sweet little peanut 598 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,428 shacking up with that walking menace Geoff Schwartz? 599 00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:18,731 Menace? They already spent the summer in a van 600 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,300 half the size of a dorm room. 601 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,768 That's beside the point. 602 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:24,371 She loves him, he loves her. 603 00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:26,573 I don't like anybody, and I like him! 604 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:29,376 Well, he is sweet and smart and would do anything for her. 605 00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:31,344 And I've never seen her this happy. 606 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:33,413 I guess. 607 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,415 I know. 608 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:39,319 For someone who worries so much about failing as a mother, 609 00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:40,753 I'd take this as a win. 610 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,223 ADULT ADAM: It's crazy how, no matter where we are in our lives, 611 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:45,057 we still struggle to do what's right. 612 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,494 Brea? 613 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,095 Listen, um... 614 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,897 I just wanted to say that I'm really sorry. 615 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:53,065 Sorry? But I ruined your night. 616 00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:54,201 Are you kidding? 617 00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:56,436 I hate it when those guys do that stuff. 618 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,904 I never say anything. 619 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:00,340 It's cool that you did. 620 00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:03,142 'Cause we both know there's no one cooler than me. 621 00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:04,444 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 622 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,578 So, can I sit? 623 00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:08,114 Uh, let me think about it... Yes. 624 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,516 * When I'm with you... 625 00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:12,219 ADULT ADAM: Turns out, we all need a little guidance sometimes. 626 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:13,753 You just have to know where to look for it, 627 00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:16,088 and then it'll all make sense. 628 00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:18,891 * You are the sun 629 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:20,493 What's this for? 630 00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:22,229 For everything you do. 631 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:24,130 Thanks. 632 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,499 No thanks needed. 633 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,501 But I'll take it. 634 00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,703 ADULT ADAM: Everyone bends the rules a little bit, 635 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,138 but that's what makes life exciting. 636 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,240 What's all this? 637 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,441 It's fine, Mom. 638 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,175 Everything's gonna go back to the way it was. 639 00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:38,445 Stop. No one needs to move anywhere. 640 00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,847 Barry wins and doesn't need to know more. 641 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,148 Yes! 642 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,450 Good luck. 643 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:44,817 So, you're just good with all this? 644 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,553 No. (CHUCKLES) 645 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,087 But I'm trying to be 646 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,857 because the truth is, you and Geoff belong together. 647 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,292 Holy crap. Really? 648 00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:53,426 Yeah. 649 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:58,731 But you...have to understand how hard this is for me. 650 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,133 When I first met you, 651 00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:04,371 you were a perfect, barely-seven-pound little being. 652 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,806 You relied on me for everything, 653 00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:10,277 and now you're a grown woman, 654 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:11,711 and making all your own choices, 655 00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:13,880 and I am just trying to be okay with that. 656 00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:15,582 I get it. 657 00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:19,352 And I promise to be more honest with you from now on. 658 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,823 Maybe we can talk about it at our next game night. 659 00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:26,192 (EXHALES SHARPLY) I would love that. 660 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:29,829 * You are the sun 661 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,364 * You are the rain 662 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:34,033 ADULT ADAM: In the end, we all make choices every day 663 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,902 that feel like a roll of the dice, 664 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,304 and that can be scary, 665 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,171 but also exciting. 666 00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:40,373 One thing's for sure, though, 667 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,409 if you're playing the crazy game of life 668 00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:43,910 with the people you love, 669 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,244 everyone's a winner. 670 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:47,447 * You are the sun, you are... * 671 00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:53,486 Now we have our first commercial in store for you. 672 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,755 * Be a winner at The Game of Life 673 00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:58,558 * Be a winner of The Game of Life 674 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,527 * Get married * Get married 675 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:01,628 * Have a baby 676 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,463 * Have a baby * (LAUGHS) 677 00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:07,233 JTP residence. Go for Big Tasty. 678 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,335 BARRY'S VOICE: It's Barry. 679 00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:09,402 No, I'm Barry. 680 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:10,637 This is definitely Barry. 681 00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:11,738 No, I'm Barry. 682 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:12,805 This is still Barry. 683 00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:14,240 No. I'm Barry. 684 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,609 Uh-oh! Barry did it again. 685 00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:17,710 What did I do? 686 00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:19,446 I'm Barry. I'm enjoying a shower. 687 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:20,547 No, I'm not. 688 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:22,882 Wait. Are you my evil twin? 689 00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:25,051 Listen, we can work together. 690 00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:26,118 Thanks for stopping by! 691 00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:27,754 Hold on... Erica? 692 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,322 Miss you! Bye! (SLAMS RECEIVER)