1 00:00:01,653 --> 00:00:04,178 ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, the hottest trends were Jams, 2 00:00:04,221 --> 00:00:07,224 Wayfarer, Swatch watches, and acid-wash jeans. 3 00:00:07,268 --> 00:00:09,052 But at William Penn Academy, 4 00:00:09,096 --> 00:00:11,272 there was one item of colorful wool clothing 5 00:00:11,315 --> 00:00:13,535 that the biggest trendsetters were never without. 6 00:00:13,578 --> 00:00:16,755 Is it just me, or does everyone but us have a letterman jacket? 7 00:00:16,799 --> 00:00:18,192 Speak for yourself, bro. 8 00:00:18,235 --> 00:00:20,368 Did I miss the day they sell the clothes from the lost and found? 9 00:00:20,411 --> 00:00:23,110 We earned these. I lettered in badminton. 10 00:00:23,153 --> 00:00:24,067 Dive team. Bass fishing. 11 00:00:24,111 --> 00:00:26,069 Wow. This school's athletic department 12 00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:27,984 has really grown in the last few years. 13 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,507 Yep, I'm a jock now, 14 00:00:29,551 --> 00:00:31,596 and I get all the sweet benefits that come with it. 15 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:33,555 Hello, my romantic equal. 16 00:00:33,598 --> 00:00:35,905 Die, dork. And the dance begins. 17 00:00:35,948 --> 00:00:37,907 Well, it's not like I need a stupid varsity letter 18 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:39,256 to get into film school. 19 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:40,779 Au contraire. Balls! 20 00:00:40,823 --> 00:00:43,565 And balls may be exactly what you need, Mr. Goldberg. 21 00:00:43,608 --> 00:00:45,741 You need to round out your personal journey 22 00:00:45,784 --> 00:00:47,569 with some athletic challenges. 23 00:00:47,612 --> 00:00:49,614 But people who make movies don't care about sports. 24 00:00:49,658 --> 00:00:50,920 Not true. 25 00:00:50,963 --> 00:00:52,965 Alfred Hitchcock... Star tailback. 26 00:00:53,009 --> 00:00:54,141 Ron Howard... Decathlete. 27 00:00:54,184 --> 00:00:55,925 Ridley Scott... Hockey goon. 28 00:00:55,968 --> 00:00:58,145 That all seems super wrong. 29 00:00:58,188 --> 00:01:00,060 But are you saying if I don't get a varsity letter, 30 00:01:00,103 --> 00:01:01,278 I won't get into film school? 31 00:01:01,322 --> 00:01:02,975 I'm not not saying that. 32 00:01:03,019 --> 00:01:05,021 Luckily, I'm heading up a revival 33 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:08,329 of a storied William Penn athletic institution. 34 00:01:08,372 --> 00:01:09,504 Pickleball! 35 00:01:09,547 --> 00:01:11,767 The sport of kings! 36 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:15,379 This is William Penn's last championship pickleball team. 37 00:01:15,423 --> 00:01:16,772 Anyone look familiar? 38 00:01:16,815 --> 00:01:18,295 Is that Vidal Sassoon? 39 00:01:18,339 --> 00:01:21,603 That's me... Earl "Mr. March" Ball. 40 00:01:21,646 --> 00:01:23,822 March was the month for the tri-state pickleball finals, 41 00:01:23,866 --> 00:01:25,128 hence the sobriquet. 42 00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:26,564 I mostly follow. 43 00:01:26,608 --> 00:01:27,565 Nice hair. What happened? 44 00:01:27,609 --> 00:01:28,871 Time. 45 00:01:28,914 --> 00:01:30,655 She's a cruel thief. 46 00:01:30,699 --> 00:01:32,222 She took my golden locks 47 00:01:32,266 --> 00:01:33,832 but also my precious pickleball 48 00:01:33,876 --> 00:01:35,356 from the fore of mainstream sports. 49 00:01:35,399 --> 00:01:36,705 Come on. Pickleball was never a thing. 50 00:01:36,748 --> 00:01:38,489 How dare you? 51 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:40,230 It swept the nation! 52 00:01:40,274 --> 00:01:41,666 You seem fired up for some reason, 53 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:43,059 so I'll match your emotion. 54 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,930 Let's do this giant ping-pong thing! 55 00:01:44,974 --> 00:01:46,541 That's the spirit! 56 00:01:46,584 --> 00:01:47,977 Coach Nick, 57 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:50,806 we got a fresh cucumber ready to be brined. 58 00:01:50,849 --> 00:01:53,069 Coach him up. Never. 59 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:56,028 I'm done with you pushing your filthy pickle in my gym. 60 00:01:56,072 --> 00:01:57,769 Please remember, words matter, 61 00:01:57,813 --> 00:01:59,989 and I am the principal of this school. 62 00:02:00,032 --> 00:02:03,123 And I am the principal of this gym. 63 00:02:03,166 --> 00:02:06,169 The gym is inside the school, so I am principal of both. 64 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:07,605 Damn it. That tracks. 65 00:02:07,649 --> 00:02:10,478 But I'll still never coach this sorry excuse for a sport. 66 00:02:10,521 --> 00:02:13,220 Yeah, seems like Coach Nick's got some stuff going on. 67 00:02:13,263 --> 00:02:15,352 Why don't you just jump out there and show us what you got? 68 00:02:15,396 --> 00:02:18,616 Hey, everyone. Let's have some fun. 69 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:19,922 Fresh dill coming your way. 70 00:02:19,965 --> 00:02:22,098 Oh, that seems cute... 71 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,360 Welcome to the pickle, bitch. 72 00:02:23,404 --> 00:02:24,318 Such a regal game. 73 00:02:26,581 --> 00:02:28,452 ♪ I'm twisted up inside 74 00:02:28,496 --> 00:02:30,759 ♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say 75 00:02:34,371 --> 00:02:35,807 ♪ I don't know the future 76 00:02:35,851 --> 00:02:39,507 ♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪ 77 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:42,031 ADULT ADAM: It was January 15th, 1980-something, 78 00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:43,815 and with my dad's birthday fast approaching, 79 00:02:43,859 --> 00:02:45,861 my mom was on edge. 80 00:02:45,904 --> 00:02:48,168 Murray's turning 51 and has forbidden me 81 00:02:48,211 --> 00:02:50,431 from exercising my greatest gift. 82 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:52,737 Pointing out when someone's put on a couple of pounds? 83 00:02:52,781 --> 00:02:54,609 I'm very perceptive. I can hear it over the phone. 84 00:02:54,652 --> 00:02:56,132 But no, 85 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,308 it's planning elaborate, over-the-top birthday parties. 86 00:02:58,352 --> 00:03:01,137 ADULT ADAM: That's exactly what she'd done for my dad's 50th birthday, 87 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,095 but it turned out he hated parties, 88 00:03:03,139 --> 00:03:05,968 so he fell asleep under a pile of coats and missed the whole thing. 89 00:03:06,011 --> 00:03:08,318 Which is why we're just having a stupid family dinner 90 00:03:08,362 --> 00:03:10,233 and I'm presenting him with this tiny scrapbook. 91 00:03:10,277 --> 00:03:13,280 "Murray Goldberg... Husband, Father, 92 00:03:13,323 --> 00:03:15,760 "President of our United Hearts 93 00:03:15,804 --> 00:03:16,979 "Volume 18"? 94 00:03:17,022 --> 00:03:18,676 Well, a legacy this rich 95 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:20,635 can't be contained in one volume. 96 00:03:20,678 --> 00:03:24,291 The man has two shirts. I think it can be done. 97 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:25,857 Where'd you get all this stuff, anyway? 98 00:03:25,901 --> 00:03:27,642 His dad gave me a box of old memories. 99 00:03:27,685 --> 00:03:29,078 Grumpy Ben? 100 00:03:29,121 --> 00:03:32,212 I thought he hated memories and Murray and boxes. 101 00:03:32,255 --> 00:03:33,691 Yeah, he's not great. 102 00:03:33,735 --> 00:03:35,737 Yo, where's your checkbook? There's a shirt I want. 103 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:38,174 I mean... I need to recharge my hug batteries. 104 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,350 Has college taught you nothing? 105 00:03:40,394 --> 00:03:42,222 You open with the hug nonsense. 106 00:03:42,265 --> 00:03:43,701 Go ahead. It's in my purse. 107 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:47,270 Cheggit, it's Dad's birth certificate. 108 00:03:47,314 --> 00:03:49,098 Whoa. He was a big baby. 109 00:03:49,141 --> 00:03:51,405 They didn't even bother with the ounces. 110 00:03:51,448 --> 00:03:53,015 He's actually a year younger than we thought he was. 111 00:03:53,058 --> 00:03:54,495 Wait. That can't be right. 112 00:03:54,538 --> 00:03:55,800 Trust me, Bev, 113 00:03:55,844 --> 00:03:57,933 the feds don't get this stuff wrong. 114 00:03:57,976 --> 00:03:59,369 Full disclosure... 115 00:03:59,413 --> 00:04:00,675 I thought Dad was in his mid-60s. 116 00:04:00,718 --> 00:04:01,763 If this is real, 117 00:04:01,806 --> 00:04:05,114 then that means Murray is turning 50 again, 118 00:04:05,157 --> 00:04:06,507 which means I get a redo. 119 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:08,117 That's your takeaway? 120 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,423 I wish I could redo coming over here. 121 00:04:09,466 --> 00:04:12,252 By the power vested in me by me, 122 00:04:12,295 --> 00:04:15,646 I am throwing Murray a second 50th birthday party. 123 00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:17,431 Yeah, I don't think he's gonna be excited 124 00:04:17,474 --> 00:04:19,650 about the party or the life-changing error 125 00:04:19,694 --> 00:04:20,564 that will rock him to his core. 126 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:22,174 Pishposh. 127 00:04:22,218 --> 00:04:24,351 Murray is gonna be thrilled to hear the great news. 128 00:04:24,394 --> 00:04:25,526 What the hell am I? 129 00:04:25,569 --> 00:04:27,049 50! 130 00:04:27,092 --> 00:04:28,659 Now you get to enjoy 131 00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:32,054 the unspeakably grand second 50th extravaganza 132 00:04:32,097 --> 00:04:33,447 that I am somehow 133 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:34,535 gonna pull together at the last minute. 134 00:04:34,578 --> 00:04:36,363 I'm sorry. I-I'm kinda reeling here. 135 00:04:36,406 --> 00:04:37,625 My whole life's been a lie. 136 00:04:37,668 --> 00:04:39,017 Big-time. 137 00:04:39,061 --> 00:04:40,889 If I had to guess, it's that your hateful father 138 00:04:40,932 --> 00:04:43,152 screwed up yet another detail of your childhood. 139 00:04:43,195 --> 00:04:45,807 But, hey, cake and presents. 140 00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:47,287 That rotten bastard. 141 00:04:47,330 --> 00:04:48,940 Just go talk to him, tell him how you feel. 142 00:04:48,984 --> 00:04:50,986 Oh, I'm gonna talk to him, all right. 143 00:04:51,029 --> 00:04:52,292 I'm gonna talk to him good. 144 00:04:52,335 --> 00:04:54,468 And also give him this invitation. 145 00:04:54,511 --> 00:04:56,208 How did you get these printed up so quickly? 146 00:04:56,252 --> 00:04:57,514 I get things done. 147 00:04:57,558 --> 00:04:59,386 Now you go get this done with your dad 148 00:04:59,429 --> 00:05:00,952 so we can finally have my party... 149 00:05:00,996 --> 00:05:03,128 Your party. Your party. 150 00:05:03,172 --> 00:05:05,392 ADULT ADAM: While my dad had a bone to pick with his dad, 151 00:05:05,435 --> 00:05:08,177 I had handpicked someone to help me kick butt at pickleball. 152 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:09,613 Barry, I need your help. 153 00:05:09,657 --> 00:05:12,007 No can do, bro. I've got a midterm. 154 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:13,530 But I have a sports emergency. 155 00:05:14,662 --> 00:05:17,273 Say no more. But first, say more. 156 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,840 What is the sport? Pickleball. 157 00:05:18,883 --> 00:05:20,798 You will be a champion within hours. 158 00:05:20,842 --> 00:05:22,931 You can do that? 159 00:05:22,974 --> 00:05:24,715 Your relentless training begins now. 160 00:05:24,759 --> 00:05:27,109 I could barely do a regular push-up. 161 00:05:27,152 --> 00:05:28,850 This is just you sitting on me. 162 00:05:28,893 --> 00:05:31,853 If you can catch a pickle blindfolded, you can do anything. 163 00:05:31,896 --> 00:05:33,942 Barry... Oh, oh! Look alive. 164 00:05:33,985 --> 00:05:35,987 Oh, God! They're wet and surprisingly hard. 165 00:05:36,031 --> 00:05:37,162 Oh, I'm so sorry. 166 00:05:37,206 --> 00:05:39,251 Wax on, wax off. 167 00:05:39,295 --> 00:05:40,601 This is how Daniel -sanlearned 168 00:05:40,644 --> 00:05:42,690 basic defensive karate moves. 169 00:05:42,733 --> 00:05:45,562 And how to apply an important coat of wax before it rains. 170 00:05:45,606 --> 00:05:46,955 Barry... 171 00:05:46,998 --> 00:05:49,131 You do know how to play pickleball, don't you? 172 00:05:49,174 --> 00:05:50,828 Till today, I never heard of pickleball. 173 00:05:50,872 --> 00:05:52,830 So this was just you sitting on me 174 00:05:52,874 --> 00:05:54,615 and winging pickles at my head 175 00:05:54,658 --> 00:05:56,530 and having me clean your car? 176 00:05:56,573 --> 00:05:58,445 Totally. Wouldn't it be cool if those things 177 00:05:58,488 --> 00:06:00,229 actually made you good at pickleball? 178 00:06:00,272 --> 00:06:01,622 You were last my hope. 179 00:06:01,665 --> 00:06:03,058 Who am I supposed to turn to now? 180 00:06:03,101 --> 00:06:04,712 Chill. 181 00:06:04,755 --> 00:06:07,410 I'll take you to my sports mentor, Coach Mellor. 182 00:06:07,454 --> 00:06:09,238 But Coach Mellor disappeared 183 00:06:09,281 --> 00:06:11,588 to follow his dream to coach wrestling to adult men in the woods. 184 00:06:11,632 --> 00:06:13,503 We'll never find him. And yet we will. 185 00:06:13,547 --> 00:06:15,462 I'll tell the police he robbed us at gunpoint. 186 00:06:15,505 --> 00:06:17,246 Then they'll have to find him for us. 187 00:06:17,289 --> 00:06:18,465 Or we could just ask his brother. 188 00:06:18,508 --> 00:06:19,988 Not as fun, but I guess. 189 00:06:20,031 --> 00:06:21,990 Is that one of those pickles you threw at me earlier? 190 00:06:22,033 --> 00:06:24,862 When you get to college, you'll learn the value of a pickle. 191 00:06:24,906 --> 00:06:27,256 ADULT ADAM: While Barry and I set off to find Coach Mellor, 192 00:06:27,299 --> 00:06:29,867 my dad was about to go off on Pop-Pop. 193 00:06:29,911 --> 00:06:31,739 Where you been? I've been out here five minutes. 194 00:06:31,782 --> 00:06:34,089 Oh, I thought you were that busybody lady from across the street 195 00:06:34,132 --> 00:06:36,352 who's always trying to bring me food, make sure I'm okay. 196 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:39,790 Open the door next time, have a conversation, that'll get rid of her. 197 00:06:39,834 --> 00:06:42,010 What's crawling up your ass?This. 198 00:06:42,053 --> 00:06:43,707 What is that? Deed to your fancy house? 199 00:06:43,751 --> 00:06:46,188 Came here to rub it in my face? Nicely played. 200 00:06:46,231 --> 00:06:47,537 It's my birth certificate. 201 00:06:47,581 --> 00:06:49,278 It says I'm a year younger than I thought. 202 00:06:49,321 --> 00:06:50,584 Yeah. Well, oops. 203 00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:52,629 "Oops"? How the hell did this happen? 204 00:06:52,673 --> 00:06:55,676 I was busy. I didn't have time for things like birthdays or meals 205 00:06:55,719 --> 00:06:57,068 or wherever the hell you were. 206 00:06:57,112 --> 00:06:58,461 So, you've known about this my whole life? 207 00:06:58,505 --> 00:07:00,376 No, no. Not your whole life. 208 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,725 I noticed it when you were about 12... 209 00:07:01,769 --> 00:07:02,857 Or, I guess, 11. 210 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:04,293 Unbelievable. 211 00:07:04,336 --> 00:07:05,947 Oh, come on. What difference did it make? 212 00:07:05,990 --> 00:07:07,557 The difference of a year. 213 00:07:07,601 --> 00:07:10,952 Here we go again, his highness bellyaching about his birthday. 214 00:07:10,995 --> 00:07:13,041 What birthday? You never even gave me one. 215 00:07:13,084 --> 00:07:15,130 La-di-da. Look who needs a birthday every year. 216 00:07:15,173 --> 00:07:16,827 Who are you, Colonel Sanders? 217 00:07:16,871 --> 00:07:19,351 The chicken guy? He was fancy, though, huh? 218 00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:21,397 I mean, who would wear a white suit around all those chickens? 219 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,747 Fine. The Colonel is a Southern dandy. 220 00:07:23,791 --> 00:07:26,228 But you never gave me a card or a cake 221 00:07:26,271 --> 00:07:28,186 or, God forbid, a present! 222 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:29,884 Well, who knows what kids want? 223 00:07:29,927 --> 00:07:31,320 I told you every year! 224 00:07:31,363 --> 00:07:32,756 Yeah, socks that you'd call your own. 225 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:35,280 No, a transistor radio to listen to a ball game! 226 00:07:35,324 --> 00:07:36,847 Oh, boo-hoo. 227 00:07:36,891 --> 00:07:38,588 You know what you did get? A roof. 228 00:07:38,632 --> 00:07:40,982 Oh, you spoiled me by letting me indoors. 229 00:07:41,025 --> 00:07:42,113 Can I just say something? 230 00:07:42,157 --> 00:07:43,288 Yeah, give me your half-assed apology. 231 00:07:43,332 --> 00:07:45,421 I wasn't going to apologize. 232 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:48,206 What I was gonna say was that if anybody handed me an extra year, 233 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:50,034 I wouldn't spend it complaining about not getting a pony. 234 00:07:50,078 --> 00:07:51,166 Transistor radio! 235 00:07:51,209 --> 00:07:52,994 There he goes again. 236 00:07:54,996 --> 00:07:58,390 Welcome to phase one of your fabulous 50th redo party. 237 00:07:58,434 --> 00:07:59,870 ALL: ♪ Happy Bir... ♪ 238 00:07:59,914 --> 00:08:01,611 Not happy and no parties. 239 00:08:01,655 --> 00:08:02,699 I'll be in the shed. 240 00:08:04,179 --> 00:08:05,702 Check it out. 241 00:08:05,746 --> 00:08:08,009 The breeze from his angry walk-by blew out the candles. 242 00:08:08,052 --> 00:08:10,141 I wonder what he wished for. 243 00:08:10,185 --> 00:08:12,187 If I had to guess, to sit in the shed. 244 00:08:12,230 --> 00:08:14,929 ADULT ADAM: While my dad made party-planning a challenge, 245 00:08:14,972 --> 00:08:16,583 finding Coach Mellor was easier than we thought. 246 00:08:16,626 --> 00:08:17,975 Coach Mellor? 247 00:08:18,019 --> 00:08:20,674 Well, well, well. If it isn't the Goldfarb boys. 248 00:08:20,717 --> 00:08:22,502 You look... Like an old, stinky dook 249 00:08:22,545 --> 00:08:24,591 left in your favorite running shoe, 250 00:08:24,634 --> 00:08:26,114 and you want to go for a run, but you can't, 251 00:08:26,157 --> 00:08:28,203 'cause that hot steamer owns that shoe now. 252 00:08:28,246 --> 00:08:29,726 I was gonna say "sad," but sure, 253 00:08:29,770 --> 00:08:31,380 I guess your dook-shoe story is more colorful. 254 00:08:31,423 --> 00:08:32,860 What are you doing here? 255 00:08:32,903 --> 00:08:34,122 I thought you were at billionaire oddball 256 00:08:34,165 --> 00:08:36,037 John du Pont's Foxcatcher Farm. 257 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:37,517 I was, but those dark woods 258 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:39,649 hid more secrets than I'm willing to admit. 259 00:08:39,693 --> 00:08:41,433 But I turned that "L" into a "W" 260 00:08:41,477 --> 00:08:43,131 by quitting coaching forever. 261 00:08:43,174 --> 00:08:45,437 But you were the one who always said winners never quit. 262 00:08:45,481 --> 00:08:48,266 And you said the only cure for broken bones is jumping jacks, 263 00:08:48,310 --> 00:08:50,225 which is medically wrong, but inspiring, I guess. 264 00:08:50,268 --> 00:08:51,748 Sorry, boys, 265 00:08:51,792 --> 00:08:54,795 but I've hung up my whistle...there. 266 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:58,233 But it's a sports emergency! 267 00:08:58,276 --> 00:08:59,713 It's true. 268 00:08:59,756 --> 00:09:01,541 Without you, I won't get into the one school 269 00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:03,107 that guarantees future success... 270 00:09:03,151 --> 00:09:04,674 Film school. 271 00:09:04,718 --> 00:09:06,067 You know, I've spent so much time 272 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:09,244 around jacked men pushing physical and societal limits 273 00:09:09,287 --> 00:09:11,768 that I forgot the charming whine of a little boy. 274 00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:13,944 Is that a yes? Far from it. I'm no coach. 275 00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:15,250 Look at me. I'm a mess. 276 00:09:15,293 --> 00:09:16,991 I've gained two pounds. 277 00:09:17,034 --> 00:09:19,297 Told you not to eat that 17th almond. 278 00:09:19,341 --> 00:09:20,908 See that? No self-control. 279 00:09:20,951 --> 00:09:23,606 Whatever your thing is... I can't help you, boys. I'm sorry. 280 00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:25,390 Wait, Coach, is that you? 281 00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:27,262 Yeah, that's me. 282 00:09:27,305 --> 00:09:29,307 Were my delts really that jacked? 283 00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:32,180 Damn it, Rick, leave pickleball in the past, where it belongs. 284 00:09:32,223 --> 00:09:34,095 You're just mad 'cause I was a better P-Baller than you were. 285 00:09:34,138 --> 00:09:35,705 Of course I am. 286 00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:37,533 I was an All-American football player, 287 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,883 but God didn't grace me with the delicate wrists 288 00:09:39,927 --> 00:09:41,102 to wield that mighty paddle. 289 00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:43,626 Enough talk about God's fickle nature. 290 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:45,541 My pathetic-nerd brother 291 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:46,803 needs someone to show him how to pickle. 292 00:09:46,847 --> 00:09:49,110 It's true. I forgot how pathetic and nerdy he is. 293 00:09:49,153 --> 00:09:50,894 I don't really think that's the main takeaway here. 294 00:09:50,938 --> 00:09:53,070 Look at his spindly arms and toothpick legs. 295 00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:55,812 His concave chest and that doughy neck. 296 00:09:55,856 --> 00:09:57,814 And his flat feet and sickly posture. 297 00:09:57,858 --> 00:09:59,250 Spin around, Adam. 298 00:09:59,294 --> 00:10:01,426 Show us how sad the back of your body is. 299 00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:03,298 Yeah, my instinct is to say no. 300 00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:05,735 You know what? Seeing this tragic excuse 301 00:10:05,779 --> 00:10:07,432 for the human form in its full non-glory 302 00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:09,086 is just the kick 303 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:10,871 in the two-button polyester shorts I needed. 304 00:10:12,568 --> 00:10:13,830 I'm back, baby! 305 00:10:13,874 --> 00:10:14,918 Whoo! 306 00:10:14,962 --> 00:10:16,877 And someone else is back, too. 307 00:10:18,966 --> 00:10:20,010 Hello, old friend. 308 00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:25,537 Follow me to greatness, boys. 309 00:10:25,581 --> 00:10:27,104 ADULT ADAM: With that, my training began. 310 00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:31,587 ADULT ADAM: My dad didn't want a birthday redo, 311 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,242 but my mom wasn't gonna take "no" for an answer. 312 00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:36,461 Welcome, family and friends of Murray Goldberg. 313 00:10:36,505 --> 00:10:39,073 I've assembled this dream team, 314 00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:40,291 and Essie, 315 00:10:40,335 --> 00:10:42,685 together to brainstorm some ideas 316 00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:45,557 for Murray's 50th surprise party. 317 00:10:45,601 --> 00:10:47,081 Geoff will be writing down your ideas. 318 00:10:47,124 --> 00:10:48,473 Here's an idea. 319 00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:49,779 We don't throw Dad a party 320 00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:51,172 because he clearly said he doesn't want one. 321 00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:53,261 Boo! 322 00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:54,479 Don't write that down. 323 00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:55,567 But Erica's right, Bevy. 324 00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:57,787 The man chose a shed over cake. 325 00:10:57,831 --> 00:11:00,355 That's only because he has never truly had a birthday. 326 00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:03,880 Now, once Murray understands the joy of celebrating his special day, 327 00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:06,535 that shed won't seem like such a fun option. 328 00:11:06,578 --> 00:11:09,146 Please. You just want a redo of his last 50th birthday. 329 00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:11,061 Okay. Let's get pitching. 330 00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:13,281 All right. What does Murray Goldberg like? 331 00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:16,327 BEVERLY: Hmm. 332 00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:18,547 Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? There are no bad ideas. 333 00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:20,201 Cheese? 334 00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:21,724 I'm also in a cheese area. 335 00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:22,986 Did somebody already say cheese? 336 00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:24,422 The man does love cheese. 337 00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:25,859 Now we're cooking with gas. 338 00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:27,904 Okay, enough with cheese. He likes other things. 339 00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:29,950 Bevy, maybe we should get the ball rolling 340 00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,473 with things he doesn't like. 341 00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:33,170 There's a lot of those. 342 00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:35,390 I'll start. People. 343 00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:37,131 Dancing. The Dallas Cowboys. 344 00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:38,436 Neighbors who wave to him. 345 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:39,829 Loud music. Loud birds. 346 00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:41,744 Quiet birds. Doctors who advertise. 347 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,877 My nephew, Darrin, for some reason I can't understand. 348 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,140 Parties, which again begs the question, 349 00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:47,489 why are we doing this? 350 00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:49,621 Mrs. Kremp, uh, what did you say after Vic said Cowboys? 351 00:11:49,665 --> 00:11:52,146 Okay, this has obviously been a huge waste of time. 352 00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:53,538 Oh, I know! 353 00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,062 Firemen acting like big shots. 354 00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:58,152 We're done, Vic. Thanks for nothing. 355 00:11:58,195 --> 00:12:00,458 Now, I need you all to get the out of my house. 356 00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:01,721 But come back in three hours, 357 00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:03,461 and don't bring any birds or Darrin. 358 00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:05,420 He spells it with an "I." 359 00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:07,378 ADULT ADAM: While my mom's party committee fizzled out, 360 00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:09,554 I was ready to sizzle on the pickleball court. 361 00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:10,904 You boys are in luck. 362 00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:14,037 Not only are you being trained by a pickleball champion, 363 00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:17,258 but that champion happens to have his own court. 364 00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:18,650 Ha-ha! 365 00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:21,175 Uh, you mean this sad dirt patch? 366 00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:22,480 And the net's all broken. 367 00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:23,655 You don't need a net. 368 00:12:23,699 --> 00:12:24,787 I don't know anything about pickleball, 369 00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,354 but I'm pretty sure you do. 370 00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:27,616 It's, like, the only thing you need. 371 00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:30,401 Let's get to work. 372 00:12:33,622 --> 00:12:35,363 Lob! Lob! Lob! 373 00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:36,973 ADULT ADAM: It was time to get serious about pickleball. 374 00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:38,409 Erne! Erne! Erne! 375 00:12:38,453 --> 00:12:40,498 Luckily, I had two of the greatest sports mentors watching over me. 376 00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:42,631 Dink! Dink! Half Volley!Half Volley. 377 00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:44,328 Thanks, Coach Echo. Lob! 378 00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:46,200 Erne! Dink! But I still sucked. 379 00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:48,289 Half Volley! Big-time. 380 00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:50,726 So dense. 381 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,555 That's the beets and pears and bananas 382 00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:55,862 and a second type of beet. 383 00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:58,125 Oh, yeah, that's what I'm tasting. 384 00:12:58,168 --> 00:12:59,822 Nah, you're tasting the brewer's yeast. 385 00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,084 Oh! 386 00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:02,520 Okay! 387 00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:04,305 But then something crazy happened. 388 00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:05,523 Maybe it was all the yelling 389 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,090 or the beet smoothie. Erne! 390 00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:09,614 Dink! Half Volley! Either way, pickleball started to make sense. 391 00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:10,746 Ooh. 392 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:11,878 Ooh! I brought the heat. 393 00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:14,358 That's one spicy pickle, Goldfarb. 394 00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:15,838 We did good work here today, Coach. 395 00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:17,666 We really did. 396 00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:20,538 This is the first time since I escaped that compound by foot 397 00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:21,888 that I've felt anything but numb. 398 00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:24,020 What happened there? I'm not ready. 399 00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:25,326 But I think I kinda am. 400 00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:26,849 I say when you're kinda ready. 401 00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:30,113 You're ready. Kinda. 402 00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:32,463 Meanwhile, my mom was ready to hit my dad 403 00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:35,075 with the best surprise 50th redo ever. 404 00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:37,817 Everyone, come on in. Welcome to Murmania. 405 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,340 Murmania? 406 00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:42,734 Indeed. A love letter to my husband in party form. 407 00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,171 You might want to remove your shoes, 408 00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:46,086 'cause I'm about to knock your socks off. 409 00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:48,262 Well, I've got a wicked bunion, but okay. 410 00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:49,959 Pretzels and milk, anyone? 411 00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:51,961 It's Mr. Goldberg's favorite snackable drink. 412 00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:53,310 My dad likes it for some reason. 413 00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:54,964 Behold. 414 00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:57,662 Holy moly. Is that the guy from Channel Five 415 00:13:57,706 --> 00:13:58,881 who hits the chime when he does the weather? 416 00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:03,538 I'd recognize that simple chime anywhere. 417 00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:04,931 Tonight's forecast... 418 00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:07,716 100% chance of Murray's tears of joy. 419 00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:09,370 Oh, my. What's happening here? 420 00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:13,200 Oh, tonight, it's the dining and reclining room. 421 00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:15,855 Whoa, pretzel-y milk and lumbar support. 422 00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:17,117 But wait. There's more. 423 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,728 Please welcome Lee of Lee's Hoagies. 424 00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:22,078 And for our final special guest of the night, 425 00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:24,689 someone my husband has admired for years, 426 00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:27,301 the Phillie Phanatic! 427 00:14:28,476 --> 00:14:30,391 Oh! 428 00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:32,915 The San Diego Chicken's mortal enemy. 429 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,135 You've done it again, Beverly. 430 00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:37,006 You know what, Mom? This is crazy, 431 00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:38,616 and not in your usual clinical way. 432 00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:40,923 Aww. Honestly, Dad is gonna love this. 433 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:43,752 Well, after I asked you fools what Murray would like, 434 00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:47,147 I realized nobody knows that man better than me, 435 00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:49,236 his perfect wife with the beautiful hair and skin. 436 00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:50,672 Oh, Dad's walking up the driveway. 437 00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:52,456 Oh. Uh, okay. 438 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,110 Everybody, shut up! 439 00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:55,807 Shut up. Shut your faces. 440 00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:57,157 Even you, Phillie Phanatic. 441 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,288 Beverly, I don't think he has a working mouth. 442 00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:03,206 ALL: Surprise! 443 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,468 ADULT ADAM: In that moment, 444 00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:06,470 my Dad took in everything my mom did 445 00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:08,908 to make his birthday redo perfect, 446 00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:11,345 and all he did was this. 447 00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:15,958 Why, Chime Guy? 448 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:18,395 While my mom's party was a bust, 449 00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:21,050 I was ready to bust some moves on the pickleball court. 450 00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:22,356 PRINCIPAL BALL: Well, well, well. 451 00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:24,488 Look who heard the siren song of the pickle 452 00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:25,707 and came running back home. 453 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,100 Mr. March. 454 00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:28,623 In the flesh. 455 00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:31,017 Is your protege ready to bring that hot dill? 456 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,453 All that stands in the way 457 00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:34,411 of a letterman jacket and film school 458 00:15:34,455 --> 00:15:36,718 is chopping a backspin to the baseline. 459 00:15:36,761 --> 00:15:38,459 I hope you play as smooth as you talk. 460 00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:39,242 Schernecke! 461 00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:44,508 Goldberg, you beat our worst player, you're on the team. 462 00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:46,989 Wait. I'm our worst player? 463 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,817 Sorry you had to hear it this way, 464 00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:50,993 but glad we don't have to tiptoe around it anymore. Go get 'em. 465 00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:52,603 ADULT ADAM: This was it. 466 00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:54,692 My pickleball journey may have been days in the making, 467 00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,085 but thanks to my training, 468 00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:58,000 there was no way I wouldn't dominate the court. 469 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:02,309 And I did. COACH MELLOR: Yeah! 470 00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:03,571 Sports was easy... 471 00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:05,355 Until it wasn't. 472 00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:07,618 Turns out, that point would be my only one. 473 00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,011 Try again. Try again. 474 00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:11,231 Yep, that day on the pickleball court, 475 00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:14,364 Matt Schernecke sliced and served me up hard. 476 00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:16,976 Okay, it's 20-1. I think it's safe to call it. 477 00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,673 Terrible effort, Goldberg. 478 00:16:18,716 --> 00:16:20,718 Yes! I'm still the worst. 479 00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:22,285 Oh. 480 00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:24,461 Damn it! Now I'll never get into film school. 481 00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:27,725 I just say that to get folks interested in joining the team. 482 00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:31,555 Your future as a filmmaker still may or may not happen. 483 00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:33,688 That was hard to watch. 484 00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,473 So, this was all for nothing? 485 00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,127 Not nothing. 486 00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:39,737 You proved beyond a shadow of a doubt 487 00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:40,869 that I'm not a coach anymore. 488 00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,219 I'm just a man. 489 00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:45,482 A man who has to go to a special gym 490 00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:48,050 to find heavy enough weights to lift. 491 00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:49,182 But still just a man. 492 00:16:58,539 --> 00:16:59,931 ADULT ADAM: I'd failed at pickleball, 493 00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:01,977 but I couldn't let Coach Mellor think that he failed me. 494 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,413 What are you doing? 495 00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:06,503 Just sodding over a beautiful pickleball court. 496 00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:08,201 Thinking about putting some azaleas right there, 497 00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:10,986 maybe a lovely crushed-stone path where you're standing. 498 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,902 So long forever, my special pickle. 499 00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:15,991 I know this is a big blow, 500 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,473 but this yard is gonna be a charming outdoor area for entertaining. 501 00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:20,822 Just say your piece. 502 00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:22,780 I wanted to stop by and say thanks. 503 00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:24,478 Thanks for what? You didn't make the team. 504 00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:25,348 Yeah. 505 00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:27,872 But you never gave up on me. 506 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,311 I-I know you don't feel like a coach, 507 00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:32,834 but I still think you're one of the best. 508 00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:34,401 Yeah. 509 00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:36,272 Truth be told, it was kinda nice getting out there. 510 00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:38,840 Well, you should know, letterman jacket or not, 511 00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:40,320 you've always inspired me. 512 00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,846 And you'll always be my coach. 513 00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:48,197 Damn it, Goldberg, you know absolutely nothing about physical fitness, 514 00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:50,417 but you always seem to be able to give my heart a workout. 515 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,553 W-What's this for? 516 00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:58,381 Well, as far as I'm concerned, 517 00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:00,340 you'll always be first string on the team of life. 518 00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:01,732 That's not a thing. 519 00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:02,994 Just put it on. 520 00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:07,477 Now, bring it in for a standing dog pile. 521 00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:15,442 ADULT ADAM: With that, I finally got my letterman jacket. 522 00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:17,400 As for Coach Mellor, he was finally thinking 523 00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:19,489 about getting back in the game. 524 00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:24,277 The thing is, when you make peace with your past, 525 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,800 your future is wide open. 526 00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:27,802 I'm sorry, Murray. 527 00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:30,109 You said you didn't want a party, and I didn't listen. 528 00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,327 I-It wasn't that. 529 00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,070 It was perfect. 530 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,941 You liked it? 531 00:18:36,985 --> 00:18:39,901 Yeah, all those people, everything you did for me, I loved it. 532 00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:41,685 Then why are you in here? 533 00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:43,383 Oh, geez. 534 00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:46,299 Oh. 535 00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:48,388 My dad never cared about my birthday, 536 00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:50,303 so... 537 00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:51,782 I tried not to care. 538 00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:54,089 But tonight, 539 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,004 I realized how much I missed. 540 00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:58,006 Oh, Murray. 541 00:18:58,049 --> 00:18:59,660 Nah, it's a good thing. 542 00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:04,143 I may have not had a great dad or a great childhood, 543 00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:07,189 but I have a great wife and a great life now. 544 00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:11,976 Well, you know what the best part about this whole thing is? 545 00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:13,413 I saw hoagies down there. 546 00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:17,721 You're a whole year younger than you thought you were. 547 00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:20,071 And even better, I get an extra year with you. 548 00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:23,597 ADULT ADAM: Sometimes, if you're lucky enough, 549 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,425 life gives you a second chance. 550 00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:28,036 It might not happen the way you thought it would, 551 00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:31,735 but often, you'll find the biggest wins are off the court. 552 00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:35,783 ♪ Oh, oh, our souls were singin' 553 00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:38,046 ♪ Do you remember 554 00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:40,135 Turns out, no matter how you count the years, 555 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,181 time keeps moving. 556 00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,922 And sure, it's easy to fear getting older, 557 00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:48,099 but the truth is, if you're busy worrying about the past, 558 00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:50,058 you might not notice that the present moments 559 00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:51,407 are often the perfect ones. 560 00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:56,630 And in the end, those are the ones you'll remember forever. 561 00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:58,893 Here. I, uh, got ya something. 562 00:19:58,936 --> 00:20:00,329 Don't make a big deal. 563 00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:02,940 ♪ Ba-dee-ya, say do you remember 564 00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:04,638 Now you can listen to all your ball games or whatever. 565 00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:06,074 I love it! 566 00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:07,293 Yeah, well, anyway, uh... 567 00:20:08,816 --> 00:20:10,165 Happy birthday. 568 00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:15,997 ADULT ADAM: So, that's the story 569 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,868 of the second time my dad turned 50 570 00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:20,349 and how he always said 571 00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:22,090 it was one of the best nights of his life. 572 00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:24,701 ♪ Ba-dee-ya, dee-ya, dee-ya 573 00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:28,923 ♪ Dee-ya ♪ 574 00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:32,883 Give him this invitation. 575 00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:36,931 How you doing, everybody? I'm Adam Goldberg. 576 00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:38,585 It's my dad's birthday right now, 577 00:20:38,628 --> 00:20:41,022 and he is 50 or 51. We don't really know. 578 00:20:41,065 --> 00:20:42,980 ♪ Happy Birthday ♪ 579 00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:45,069 50 years, and look what I have to show for it. 580 00:20:48,856 --> 00:20:50,640 Well, well, well. 581 00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:52,642 Look who came to dance one last pickle. 582 00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:54,557 Hey, Mr. March, or should I say, 583 00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:56,429 Mr. March Your Ass Out of Here on a Stretcher? 584 00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:57,647 That was tortured. 585 00:20:57,691 --> 00:20:59,258 Like your forehand. 586 00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:00,694 I hope you got your hot dog ready, 587 00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:02,739 because you're about to be relish, my friend. 588 00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:03,871 Bring the pickle! 589 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,757 Pickle! 590 00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:21,889 Aah! 591 00:21:21,932 --> 00:21:23,717 Damn it, that hurt! 592 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:26,502 Curse you and this God-awful excuse for a sport!