1 00:00:01,479 --> 00:00:03,438 ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, before social media, 2 00:00:03,481 --> 00:00:05,092 the only way to show off your family 3 00:00:05,135 --> 00:00:06,876 was with your annual holiday card. 4 00:00:06,919 --> 00:00:08,660 Yep. Matching sweaters and smiles 5 00:00:08,704 --> 00:00:10,967 sent to family and friends near and far. 6 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:13,187 My mom always had a strong opinion. 7 00:00:13,230 --> 00:00:16,146 Who takes a picture in a field of cornflowers? 8 00:00:16,190 --> 00:00:18,322 We all know this is the park behind the interstate. 9 00:00:18,366 --> 00:00:20,672 No one thinks you have a summer home. 10 00:00:20,716 --> 00:00:23,327 I'm gonna regret this, but they seem pretty happy. 11 00:00:23,371 --> 00:00:25,242 Well, so do lobsters before you boil them. 12 00:00:25,286 --> 00:00:26,722 Who's boiling a lobster? 13 00:00:26,765 --> 00:00:28,158 Everyone, shut your nog holes! 14 00:00:28,202 --> 00:00:29,768 Look at the Kremps' Christmas card. 15 00:00:31,335 --> 00:00:33,598 POPS: They're literally glowing. 16 00:00:33,642 --> 00:00:36,601 They look like the Kennedys... But with no Teds. 17 00:00:36,645 --> 00:00:39,039 These beautiful blond turds are not gonna outdo me this year. 18 00:00:39,082 --> 00:00:40,605 Uh-uh. No. 19 00:00:40,649 --> 00:00:43,608 The Goldbergs are having a professional holiday photo taken. 20 00:00:43,652 --> 00:00:45,175 Nah. No "nah." 21 00:00:45,219 --> 00:00:47,569 You can't "nah." I "nah" your "nah." 22 00:00:47,612 --> 00:00:50,311 Murray's right. You can't just force us to take a photo 23 00:00:50,354 --> 00:00:53,618 out of some sort of vindictive personal jealousy. 24 00:00:53,662 --> 00:00:55,533 That's why all photos are taken. 25 00:00:55,577 --> 00:00:57,318 Except you're forgetting one thing. 26 00:00:57,361 --> 00:00:59,798 ADULT ADAM: Yep. We had our own crazy holiday cards. 27 00:00:59,842 --> 00:01:02,192 But the matching outfits and stupid poses hid the fact 28 00:01:02,236 --> 00:01:04,368 that every single session was torture. 29 00:01:04,412 --> 00:01:06,153 It looks like a yearbook for an insane asylum. 30 00:01:06,196 --> 00:01:08,111 Ha! He got you good, Bevy. 31 00:01:08,155 --> 00:01:10,244 Hey, kid, I like having you around. 32 00:01:10,287 --> 00:01:11,854 Thanks, I guess. I'm your son who lives here, 33 00:01:11,897 --> 00:01:13,334 so it's a little weird. 34 00:01:13,377 --> 00:01:14,944 No, no, no. The full package. 35 00:01:14,987 --> 00:01:16,772 No expenses spared. All right. 36 00:01:17,947 --> 00:01:20,123 I booked studio time. Yay! 37 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:22,343 Damn it! Why'd I choose to have a family? 38 00:01:22,386 --> 00:01:24,475 Guess who's home for winter break! 39 00:01:24,519 --> 00:01:26,303 It's Erica, and she brought me and laundry. 40 00:01:26,347 --> 00:01:27,957 Yep, I'm back, and it's time 41 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,785 not to reconnect or catch up at all. 42 00:01:29,828 --> 00:01:31,656 I'm just gonna sleep and do nothing. 43 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:33,571 Not nothing, 'cause Mom's making us take a family photo. 44 00:01:33,615 --> 00:01:35,269 Oh, no. 45 00:01:35,312 --> 00:01:37,227 You never saw me! 46 00:01:37,271 --> 00:01:41,057 'Tis the season to pre-treat some stains for my lady love. 47 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,059 You need to do some self-reflecting, kid. 48 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,061 Oh, I'm going down! 49 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,019 ♪ I'm twisted up inside 50 00:01:47,063 --> 00:01:49,718 ♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say 51 00:01:52,851 --> 00:01:54,418 ♪ I don't know the future 52 00:01:54,462 --> 00:01:58,379 ♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪ 53 00:01:58,422 --> 00:02:00,424 ADULT ADAM: It was December 11th, 1980-something, 54 00:02:00,468 --> 00:02:01,904 and the JTP were preparing 55 00:02:01,947 --> 00:02:04,341 for their first holiday together as roommates. 56 00:02:04,385 --> 00:02:05,777 GEORGE: Merry Christmas! 57 00:02:05,821 --> 00:02:07,649 Merry Christmas, George! Merry Christmas! 58 00:02:07,692 --> 00:02:09,651 I love It's a Wonderful Life. 59 00:02:09,694 --> 00:02:11,131 It reminds me it is a wonderful life. 60 00:02:11,174 --> 00:02:12,436 ADULT ADAM: Of course, one roommate 61 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:14,177 didn't quite have the holiday spirit. 62 00:02:14,221 --> 00:02:17,006 Turn the black-and-white nonsense off. 63 00:02:17,049 --> 00:02:19,400 I demand we watch a true holiday classic... 64 00:02:19,443 --> 00:02:21,097 Lone Wolf McQuade. 65 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:22,359 Is that even a holiday movie? 66 00:02:22,403 --> 00:02:23,665 Totally. 67 00:02:23,708 --> 00:02:26,320 It stars a jolly bearded man, Chuck Norris, 68 00:02:26,363 --> 00:02:28,974 who delivers joy to children by killing drug kingpins. 69 00:02:29,018 --> 00:02:30,367 So, that's a no. 70 00:02:30,411 --> 00:02:31,847 Time to kick our eyes with some action. 71 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:34,850 Human remote! 72 00:02:34,893 --> 00:02:36,852 That was my copy of Lone Wolf McQuade. 73 00:02:36,895 --> 00:02:39,071 Uh, we've been talking and feel you could 74 00:02:39,115 --> 00:02:41,683 be a little more... Respectful of our stuff. 75 00:02:41,726 --> 00:02:44,164 When am I disrespectful, stupid Matt Bradley? 76 00:02:44,207 --> 00:02:46,427 For instance, you constantly use my toothbrush. 77 00:02:46,470 --> 00:02:47,863 To clean the shower, so you're welcome. 78 00:02:47,906 --> 00:02:48,994 And every time I get home from work, 79 00:02:49,038 --> 00:02:50,170 you "ninja surprise" me 80 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:51,823 with a bo staff to the belly. 81 00:02:51,867 --> 00:02:52,998 I thought you were a burglar. 82 00:02:53,042 --> 00:02:54,435 Six times? 83 00:02:54,478 --> 00:02:56,045 And you ate my allergy medicine. 84 00:02:56,088 --> 00:02:57,481 I regret that one. Tasted real bad. 85 00:02:57,525 --> 00:02:59,048 So, you're gonna change your ways 86 00:02:59,091 --> 00:03:00,136 and become a better roommate? 87 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,703 Over some ticky-tack stuff, 88 00:03:01,746 --> 00:03:03,183 like wearing your shirts 89 00:03:03,226 --> 00:03:05,315 and socks and underwear? What? 90 00:03:05,359 --> 00:03:06,882 Plus, when we talk, you always interrupt... 91 00:03:06,925 --> 00:03:08,318 Silence, okay? 92 00:03:08,362 --> 00:03:10,451 You've made your mediocre case, JTP, 93 00:03:10,494 --> 00:03:12,714 and since it's the season of forgiveness, 94 00:03:12,757 --> 00:03:14,716 you'll be happy to know I forgive you 95 00:03:14,759 --> 00:03:17,197 for attacking me in my own home. 96 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,590 I apologize for using this language, 97 00:03:19,634 --> 00:03:21,940 but Barry's a crummy roommate. 98 00:03:21,984 --> 00:03:23,464 It's like no matter what we say, 99 00:03:23,507 --> 00:03:24,987 he still wears our underwear. 100 00:03:25,030 --> 00:03:26,771 Tasty needs to be stopped. 101 00:03:26,815 --> 00:03:29,339 ADULT ADAM: As the JTP wished Barry would chill out, 102 00:03:29,383 --> 00:03:31,428 my mom was firing up the Festival of Lights. 103 00:03:31,472 --> 00:03:32,690 And amen. 104 00:03:34,779 --> 00:03:36,912 We just had to sit through all that Hebrew jibber-jabber. 105 00:03:36,955 --> 00:03:38,348 Now where's our presents? 106 00:03:38,392 --> 00:03:40,263 Gotta start off Hanukkah with a bang. 107 00:03:40,307 --> 00:03:42,222 Tube socks! Tube socks! Tube socks! 108 00:03:42,265 --> 00:03:45,355 Hoo! These stripey bad boys will fit in all my shoes. 109 00:03:45,399 --> 00:03:47,923 As your romantic partner, the sock excitement isn't working for me. 110 00:03:47,966 --> 00:03:49,229 I'm gonna do better. 111 00:03:49,272 --> 00:03:52,101 Now we discuss the most important part about Hanukkah. 112 00:03:52,144 --> 00:03:53,276 Our people's struggle? 113 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,322 Boring! Our family photo. 114 00:03:55,365 --> 00:03:56,758 That's still a thing we're doing? 115 00:03:56,801 --> 00:03:59,717 Let these impossibly colorful sweaters be my answer. 116 00:03:59,761 --> 00:04:00,849 Socks and a sweater! 117 00:04:00,892 --> 00:04:02,372 It's no big deal. 118 00:04:02,416 --> 00:04:05,636 No way am I squeezing into this itchy yarn vomit. 119 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:07,029 I think it's beautiful. 120 00:04:07,072 --> 00:04:08,596 Not just the sweaters, but the fact 121 00:04:08,639 --> 00:04:09,988 that you're including me in your holiday card. 122 00:04:10,032 --> 00:04:11,294 Yeah, that's not what's happening here. 123 00:04:11,338 --> 00:04:13,253 Geoff, that's Barry's sweater.Oh. 124 00:04:13,296 --> 00:04:15,124 But since you have it on, could you do me a favor 125 00:04:15,167 --> 00:04:16,865 and do something punchy and kicky 126 00:04:16,908 --> 00:04:19,302 so I can see if it has enough elasticity for my hyper monkey? 127 00:04:20,782 --> 00:04:22,436 What is that? 128 00:04:22,479 --> 00:04:24,264 Okay, well, clearly, you're not into it, 129 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:26,353 so why don't you just take it off, and I'll put it on the dog. 130 00:04:27,136 --> 00:04:28,442 Sure. 131 00:04:28,485 --> 00:04:30,270 Well, I hope you guys enjoy your... 132 00:04:30,313 --> 00:04:32,054 Family photo. 133 00:04:32,097 --> 00:04:33,577 Erica, I think your boyfriend wants 134 00:04:33,621 --> 00:04:35,753 to be in our family for some reason. 135 00:04:35,797 --> 00:04:37,233 That makes me sad. 136 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,930 It makes us all sad, buddy. 137 00:04:40,323 --> 00:04:42,717 Dude, my mom's down there trying to talk Pops 138 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:44,806 into being the top of our human pyramid. 139 00:04:44,849 --> 00:04:46,155 Is this really what you want to be a part of? 140 00:04:46,198 --> 00:04:47,591 I'm not married to a pyramid, 141 00:04:47,635 --> 00:04:48,897 but some sort of people-stacking with your family 142 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:50,594 is what I want. 143 00:04:50,638 --> 00:04:51,943 I mean, we've been dating for years now, 144 00:04:51,987 --> 00:04:53,293 and I'm with your family all the time, 145 00:04:53,336 --> 00:04:54,642 and now we're living together. 146 00:04:54,685 --> 00:04:57,819 That last thing being our very carefully guarded secret. 147 00:04:57,862 --> 00:05:00,561 I know. And it might be corny, but it's what I want. 148 00:05:00,604 --> 00:05:03,607 Geoff, you're such a sweet and sensitive boy, 149 00:05:03,651 --> 00:05:06,306 which is why I say this in the gentlest way possible. 150 00:05:06,349 --> 00:05:07,568 Don't be a idiot. 151 00:05:07,611 --> 00:05:09,526 Not in front of Bear-rah Fawcett!Okay. 152 00:05:10,832 --> 00:05:12,964 You need to accept it's not gonna happen. 153 00:05:13,008 --> 00:05:14,705 Why not? It's my parents. 154 00:05:14,749 --> 00:05:16,664 They're just old-fashioned that way. 155 00:05:16,707 --> 00:05:18,274 Well, then I guess I'll just have to get your family 156 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,320 to see what they're missing out on. My Geoffer-vescence. 157 00:05:20,363 --> 00:05:21,582 Super bubbly. 158 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:23,497 But it's best to just sit this one out. 159 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:25,673 But that photo pyramid sounds so fun. 160 00:05:25,716 --> 00:05:28,763 I just want so badly to be under your dad or on top of your grandpa. 161 00:05:30,895 --> 00:05:32,810 I-I know you don't know why, 162 00:05:32,854 --> 00:05:36,379 but we are not gonna kiss for a while. 163 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:38,903 ADULT ADAM: While Geoff was stressing out he couldn't be in the picture, 164 00:05:38,947 --> 00:05:41,863 Dave Kim and I were relaxing with a neighborhood stroll... 165 00:05:41,906 --> 00:05:43,168 Until this happened. 166 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:50,828 Tell no one, or I'll erase your bloodline! 167 00:05:53,483 --> 00:05:55,920 Oh! 168 00:05:55,964 --> 00:05:57,661 Holy crap! 169 00:05:57,705 --> 00:05:59,794 Why'd you guys snatch me off the street like that? 170 00:05:59,837 --> 00:06:01,012 What a rush! 171 00:06:01,056 --> 00:06:02,449 Now I get why kidnappers like this. 172 00:06:02,492 --> 00:06:03,754 Super awesome and dramatic, right? 173 00:06:03,798 --> 00:06:05,626 Again, why am I here? 174 00:06:05,669 --> 00:06:07,454 Well, we figured you lived with Barry 175 00:06:07,497 --> 00:06:09,107 your whole life basically problem-free. 176 00:06:09,151 --> 00:06:11,109 And since you know how to handle him better than anybody, 177 00:06:11,153 --> 00:06:13,111 we thought you'd have some suggestions on how to prank him. 178 00:06:13,155 --> 00:06:15,462 You couldn't have just lobbed in a phone call? 179 00:06:15,505 --> 00:06:16,854 Gah! 180 00:06:16,898 --> 00:06:18,682 Fine. 181 00:06:18,726 --> 00:06:20,162 Tell me how bad you wanna hurt him. 182 00:06:20,205 --> 00:06:22,338 Well, he's rude, inconsiderate, and destructive. 183 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,906 He did unspeakable things in my BVDs.Say no more. 184 00:06:24,949 --> 00:06:26,603 He soggied my cotton bottoms. 185 00:06:26,647 --> 00:06:28,039 What part of "no more" don't you understand? 186 00:06:28,083 --> 00:06:29,867 He freckled my Fruit of the Looms.I get it. 187 00:06:29,911 --> 00:06:31,173 He skidded my scanties! 188 00:06:31,216 --> 00:06:33,088 I have a full picture! 189 00:06:33,131 --> 00:06:35,264 Just take away the thing Barry loves most. 190 00:06:35,307 --> 00:06:36,352 Caramel? Knock-knock jokes? 191 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,702 Apples with caramel? For sure caramel. 192 00:06:38,746 --> 00:06:42,010 But more specifically, himself. 193 00:06:42,053 --> 00:06:43,707 Oh, nice. Of course. 194 00:06:43,751 --> 00:06:45,100 Could you be even more specific? 195 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:46,231 Yeah. Yeah. 196 00:06:46,275 --> 00:06:47,581 Barry's ego is so big. 197 00:06:47,624 --> 00:06:49,583 If you want to get back at him, 198 00:06:49,626 --> 00:06:50,671 make him feel like he doesn't matter. 199 00:06:50,714 --> 00:06:52,716 You mean erase him from existence, 200 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:54,239 like George Bailey in It's a Wonderful Life. 201 00:06:54,283 --> 00:06:55,632 Yeah. 202 00:06:55,676 --> 00:06:56,807 ADULT ADAM: And so, the next day, 203 00:06:56,851 --> 00:06:59,723 the JTP played the meanest prank ever... 204 00:06:59,767 --> 00:07:01,116 They pretended Barry didn't exist. 205 00:07:01,159 --> 00:07:03,248 BARRY: Morning, JTP. 206 00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:06,513 Who wants to start this day by tossing this bowling ball I found off the roof? 207 00:07:06,556 --> 00:07:08,036 Can we help you, stranger? 208 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:10,168 You seem to have wandered into the wrong house. 209 00:07:10,212 --> 00:07:12,301 Don't be stupid, stupid Matt Bradley. It's me. 210 00:07:12,344 --> 00:07:13,476 And you are... 211 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:14,564 What? 212 00:07:14,608 --> 00:07:16,871 It's me. Big Tasty. 213 00:07:16,914 --> 00:07:19,090 Your charismatic and angry leader 214 00:07:19,134 --> 00:07:20,701 who doesn't like to be questioned 215 00:07:20,744 --> 00:07:22,137 before his morning Hawaiian Punch. 216 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:23,965 Take it easy, okay? 217 00:07:24,008 --> 00:07:25,445 W-We just don't know you. 218 00:07:25,488 --> 00:07:28,578 Of course you do, you ship-in-a-bottle captain, Andy. 219 00:07:28,622 --> 00:07:30,058 Look at the photo of us inside the... 220 00:07:32,364 --> 00:07:34,541 What? Where's my gorgeous face and rugged features? 221 00:07:34,584 --> 00:07:37,369 Not in that picture of the J.A.G... 222 00:07:37,413 --> 00:07:39,154 The Jenkintown Association of Guys. 223 00:07:39,197 --> 00:07:40,851 J.A.G. 224 00:07:40,895 --> 00:07:42,374 ALL: J.A.G.! 225 00:07:42,418 --> 00:07:44,507 Hello, male peers and roommates. 226 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:47,423 I live here. This is my beloved home. 227 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,381 Johnny Atkins isn't a part of our friend group. 228 00:07:49,425 --> 00:07:50,861 He's more than just a part of it. 229 00:07:50,905 --> 00:07:52,863 He's our emotionally in-control leader. 230 00:07:52,907 --> 00:07:55,344 This is my beloved home. I live here. 231 00:07:55,387 --> 00:07:58,782 I demand you explain what is happening right now, JTP. 232 00:07:58,826 --> 00:08:01,089 What's happening is, we don't know who you are, 233 00:08:01,132 --> 00:08:03,134 and you're not demonstrating the calm and cool 234 00:08:03,178 --> 00:08:04,875 the J.A.G. is known for. 235 00:08:04,919 --> 00:08:06,790 Oh, my God. 236 00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:08,183 There's only one explanation for this. 237 00:08:08,226 --> 00:08:09,880 You realize the error of your ways 238 00:08:09,924 --> 00:08:11,360 and you're ready to treat your roommates 239 00:08:11,403 --> 00:08:12,622 with kindness and respect? 240 00:08:12,666 --> 00:08:14,232 I've been erased from history. 241 00:08:14,276 --> 00:08:15,277 Oh, boy. That's your takeaway? 242 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:17,932 My dominance was never born. 243 00:08:17,975 --> 00:08:20,500 Oh, he is taking this way harder than I thought. 244 00:08:20,543 --> 00:08:23,154 Johnny Atkins is second-guessing his role in this hateful prank. 245 00:08:23,198 --> 00:08:24,678 Prank? What's he talking about? 246 00:08:24,721 --> 00:08:27,376 I'm talking about how your closest friends bought me tacos 247 00:08:27,419 --> 00:08:29,334 to question your existential value in the world. 248 00:08:29,378 --> 00:08:31,641 I don't know what that means, but...JTP? 249 00:08:31,685 --> 00:08:33,208 ALL: JTP. 250 00:08:33,251 --> 00:08:34,688 Bud, it was a prank, 251 00:08:34,731 --> 00:08:36,254 like how you sullied my under-khakis. 252 00:08:36,298 --> 00:08:37,386 Uh, now we're even. 253 00:08:37,429 --> 00:08:39,910 I merely wore your most intimate apparel. 254 00:08:39,954 --> 00:08:41,912 You stole my place in this world. 255 00:08:41,956 --> 00:08:44,828 The important thing is, we can resume our lives and put this to rest. 256 00:08:44,872 --> 00:08:47,352 Opposite. I'm coming for you guys. 257 00:08:47,396 --> 00:08:49,441 It may not be today or tomorrow, 258 00:08:49,485 --> 00:08:51,182 'cause I got some stuff to do, 259 00:08:51,226 --> 00:08:53,141 but it'll be sometime convenient for me, 260 00:08:53,184 --> 00:08:54,359 probably Wednesday, 261 00:08:54,403 --> 00:08:57,188 and it will ruin your lives forever. 262 00:08:57,232 --> 00:08:59,626 ADULT ADAM: While Barry was dead set on revenge, 263 00:08:59,669 --> 00:09:02,716 Geoff was dead set on being part of our family photo. 264 00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:05,632 Why is this meshugenah blocking the tube? 265 00:09:05,675 --> 00:09:08,199 I want to see if Simon makes up with Simon. 266 00:09:08,243 --> 00:09:10,680 I stand before you with a comprehensive presentation 267 00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:12,203 of why I should be in your family photo. 268 00:09:12,247 --> 00:09:13,770 I'm not looking at any of that. 269 00:09:13,814 --> 00:09:15,555 And I knew you wouldn't, because, as a fixture in this home, 270 00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:16,643 I know everything about you. 271 00:09:16,686 --> 00:09:18,296 Then you know I'm irritated. 272 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:20,037 Which is why I brought you a bacon and egg sandwich 273 00:09:20,081 --> 00:09:21,822 with a side of another bacon and egg sandwich. 274 00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:23,693 Eh. Do what you do, egg man. 275 00:09:23,737 --> 00:09:26,566 Geoff, stop. You are an important part of this family, 276 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,568 and I'm sorry I didn't ask you to be in the picture. 277 00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:30,700 You're in. 278 00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:32,789 Oh, my God. 279 00:09:32,833 --> 00:09:34,399 This is such a big moment for me. 280 00:09:34,443 --> 00:09:35,487 I don't even know what to say. 281 00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:37,054 Say you'll pull it together. 282 00:09:37,098 --> 00:09:39,013 I don't need you puffy for when we take the pic 283 00:09:39,056 --> 00:09:41,537 that will devastate that Christmas clown Jinzy Kremp. 284 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:42,973 I'm the favorite holiday boy now. 285 00:09:43,017 --> 00:09:44,801 Let me see your pearly whites, huh? 286 00:09:44,845 --> 00:09:46,498 Oh, yeah. Those are gonna shine up nicely. 287 00:09:46,542 --> 00:09:48,326 Uh, what's going on in here? 288 00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:50,459 Your mom's inspecting your boyfriend 289 00:09:50,502 --> 00:09:52,461 like he's some kind of show pony. 290 00:09:52,504 --> 00:09:54,332 It's invasive, but I'm gonna be in the photo! 291 00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:56,639 What? No. You guys don't want him in the photo, right? 292 00:09:56,683 --> 00:09:58,815 Fine by me. Murray, you cool with it? 293 00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:01,122 I've never cared less about anything in my life. 294 00:10:01,165 --> 00:10:02,906 We are going to be on all the fridges 295 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:05,126 and mantels throughout the suburbs. It's happening! 296 00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:07,084 It really is. 297 00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:08,477 So, so fast. 298 00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:14,744 ADULT ADAM: The JTP had made Barry feel 299 00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:16,354 like he didn't even exist... 300 00:10:16,398 --> 00:10:17,921 ...so he was determined to get back at them 301 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:19,706 in a way they would remember forever. 302 00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:21,055 Where do we keep the rat poison? 303 00:10:21,098 --> 00:10:22,839 Oh, no. Do we have a rat? 304 00:10:22,883 --> 00:10:23,927 Three. 305 00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:25,712 My friends hurtfully pranked me, 306 00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:27,757 and now I want to even more hurtfully prank them back. 307 00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:30,368 With poison? Hilarious, I know, 308 00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:33,937 but I'm open to suggestions, just as long as it's something 309 00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:36,157 that destroys their lives and forever changes us all. 310 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,637 Every week, I caution you 311 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:40,422 with advice in difficult situations. 312 00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:41,641 It's basically all you do, 313 00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:43,338 besides snarf down our baked goods. 314 00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:46,471 No matter my advice, you do the exact opposite. 315 00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:48,082 I am a little frustrating. 316 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:50,301 So, I'm gonna give you bad advice 317 00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:53,174 in the hopes that you'll do the right thing.Getting bored. 318 00:10:53,217 --> 00:10:56,177 Destroy your buddies with extreme malice. 319 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:58,962 So, you're kinda saying I shouldn't seek revenge 320 00:10:59,006 --> 00:11:01,399 because it will irreparably damage my friendships? 321 00:11:01,443 --> 00:11:02,923 Wait, are you really hearing me? 322 00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:04,011 Who knows? 323 00:11:09,059 --> 00:11:10,800 Good morning, tired amigos. 324 00:11:10,844 --> 00:11:13,020 What's with the horn, man? It's 6:00 a.m. 325 00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:15,196 Apologies have no sense of time or place. 326 00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:16,632 Oh, good. 327 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,112 You're here to acknowledge the error of your ways, 328 00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:19,200 and you're ready to move forward 329 00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:21,332 as an equal respectful partner in our home. 330 00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:22,769 Something like that. 331 00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,248 I even brought you all holiday gifts. 332 00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:25,902 I don't understand. 333 00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:27,904 You were super angry and irrational yesterday. 334 00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:30,124 But then my wise old grandpa suggested 335 00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:31,908 I stop this senseless cycle of pranking. 336 00:11:31,952 --> 00:11:34,345 Good advice. What's in the boxes, Barry? 337 00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:36,521 Just a little reminder of how I feel about you guys. 338 00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:38,001 Ah, screw it. I'm going in. 339 00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:41,962 My dress slacks? 340 00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:43,050 They're shredded. 341 00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:44,181 You've been pranked! 342 00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:46,227 I've got my sister's engagement dinner tonight. 343 00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:48,577 I guess you'll have to hit the boys section of Sears. 344 00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:49,709 Dude, that's not a gift. 345 00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:51,449 That's just mean and destructive. 346 00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:52,537 You're up next, Naked Rob. 347 00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:56,933 My Nudist Enthusiast magazines? 348 00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:58,761 These are expensive and European. 349 00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,589 Now they're confetti. 350 00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:02,330 I had to learn French for these. 351 00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:04,724 Finally, for my favorite person in the world, 352 00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:06,769 stupid Matt Bradley. 353 00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,162 I don't wanna open mine. Your instincts are good. 354 00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:11,600 Is this my birth certificate 355 00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:13,384 or the last letter my grandfather wrote me? 356 00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:16,387 Those are your last three paychecks from The Gap. 357 00:12:16,431 --> 00:12:18,215 Now I don't have money for presents for my family. 358 00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:20,783 It's even funnier than I thought! Whoo! 359 00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,698 Dude, this is way too far. 360 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,613 Yeah, you made Matt Bradley weep. 361 00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:26,310 I actually cry every day, 362 00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:27,747 but this one hurt. 363 00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:29,096 Barry, you need to get out. 364 00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:30,793 Because I brought our prank war 365 00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,490 to its naturally devastating conclusion? 366 00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:34,014 You're not just a horrible roommate. 367 00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:35,406 You're a horrible friend. 368 00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:37,582 We're gonna go grab breakfast. 369 00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:39,497 When we get back, you need to be gone. 370 00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:41,891 No! Guys, come back. 371 00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:43,501 How will I learn if you don't 372 00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:45,329 immediately forgive me and move on? 373 00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:47,244 ADULT ADAM: As Barry couldn't see the error of his ways, 374 00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:49,333 the next day, Geoff was about to witness 375 00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:52,336 a traditional Goldberg family holiday card catastrophe. 376 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,251 Oh, my God! 377 00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:56,297 My scrumptious family looks amazing. 378 00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:59,691 Paul, is it true that when a family looks this pretty, 379 00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:01,519 you pay them to take their picture? 380 00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:03,043 No. 381 00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:06,002 Okay, Goldberg clan. Let's see those smiles. 382 00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:09,527 Uh, young man in the back? You look really sad. 383 00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:10,354 My boy friends dumped me. 384 00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:13,183 So it begins. 385 00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:14,619 You know, we might as well just cut our losses 386 00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,230 and head on home. No way. 387 00:13:16,273 --> 00:13:18,536 All right, come on. Smile for Mama, Barry. 388 00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:19,842 Oh, no! 389 00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,975 Barry's grimace doesn't express family unity and joy. 390 00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:24,107 Nope. His stink face is the least of it. 391 00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:25,761 My grandpa can't stand this long. 392 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,458 Hey, Pops, how ya feeling? 393 00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:29,721 All my fluids are in my feet. 394 00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:32,072 I-I-I think I'll lie down for a minute. 395 00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:33,160 Oh! 396 00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:34,552 Dad, what the hell are you doing? 397 00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:37,077 You got a pillow or a couch cushion? 398 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,383 Oh, no! Your grandpa just made the ground his bed! 399 00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,342 It's what he does. All right. 400 00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:43,126 Just like how my dad always gets overheated. 401 00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,867 Hey, Mur-Man, how's that sweater treating you? 402 00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,129 Make it stop! Get it off! 403 00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:47,783 Just keep clicking. We'll get one. 404 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,264 Maybe even one with some fun props? What do you say, Ad? 405 00:13:50,307 --> 00:13:51,787 Who screams holiday cheer more 406 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,137 than flamboyant pop icon Elton John? 407 00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:56,705 Are we sleeping or pop stars? Let's pick a lane! 408 00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:57,924 Pull it together, Geoff. 409 00:13:57,967 --> 00:13:59,403 Please tell me you're getting some keepers. 410 00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:00,535 Definitely. 411 00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:07,107 It all fell apart so fast. 412 00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:08,586 Yeah, I tried to tell you. 413 00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,284 Just be happy you never have to do this again. 414 00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:13,374 Okay, I think we got it. 415 00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,115 ADULT ADAM: But we didn't. 416 00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:16,812 Back at home, Barry still didn't get 417 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,119 why he lost his place in the JTP pad. 418 00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:21,251 You've been given a great gift, George... 419 00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:23,819 A chance to see what the world would be like without you. 420 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,039 I wish I had someone old and wise 421 00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:27,562 who would guide me through life. 422 00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:30,043 I'm going back to focusing on Adam. 423 00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:32,306 Okay, Pops. I'm gonna crash here tonight. 424 00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:34,830 Sure, there's 12 minutes left, but let's turn it off. 425 00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:44,709 This isn't where I fell asleep. 426 00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:45,841 Oh, no! 427 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,016 Have I been gently kidnapped? 428 00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:49,714 Your body is right where you left it. 429 00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:52,717 You're dreaming of what the world would be like if you didn't exist. 430 00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:54,589 This isn't the JTP pad. 431 00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:55,851 It has no holes in the wall. 432 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,853 Of course there's no holes. 433 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,376 You weren't here to punch them. 434 00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:01,770 Go for Mr. Bradley. 435 00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:04,642 "Mr. Bradley"? 436 00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:07,384 Who are you, your stepdad that officially adopted you? 437 00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:08,472 Nerd. 438 00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:09,604 He can't hear you. 439 00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:12,650 And he's now a successful Gap businessman. 440 00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:14,652 Without you making him late for work, 441 00:15:14,696 --> 00:15:17,568 he became Worldwide Head of Jean Shorts. 442 00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:19,005 Buy! Sell! 443 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:19,919 Business! Huh? 444 00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:23,009 Oh, hey, there, friend. 445 00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:24,706 How's the weather up here, you ask? 446 00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:26,316 Why, it's great, 447 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:29,711 because life for the very tall always is. 448 00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:31,191 Who stretched Andy? 449 00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:32,409 No one. 450 00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:35,891 Without you stealing his lunch, Andy had a growth spurt. 451 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:39,982 He's been helping people grab things off the top shelf ever since. 452 00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:42,245 Afternoon, gents. 453 00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:43,812 Gorgeous Rob! Gorgeous Rob! 454 00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:45,292 "Gorgeous" Rob? 455 00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:47,163 You're Naked Rob, and that's all you'll ever be. 456 00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:50,036 Without you to pants Rob in second grade, 457 00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:52,821 Naked Rob never came to be. 458 00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,997 He built his identity based on a love 459 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:58,000 of high-quality Italian menswear. 460 00:15:58,044 --> 00:15:59,393 Hope you guys don't mind. 461 00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:02,004 I brought a party sub. And a party. 462 00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:04,659 ANDY: It's our wives, 463 00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:06,704 who cherish us not just for our success, 464 00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:08,750 but for our high self-esteem. 465 00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,708 Let's kiss them and watch football. 466 00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:12,623 Yeah. No! No! 467 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:15,017 You don't have wives! You have me! 468 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,759 And I matter! I make your lives better! 469 00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:22,111 Gah! 470 00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:24,505 That Wonderful Lifemovie taught me I need to fix everything! 471 00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:26,898 But you were asleep for 10 seconds! 472 00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:29,162 I've been asleep my whole life. 473 00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:31,425 So George Bailey, you listen to. 474 00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:34,297 What? Your name is Al something. 475 00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:35,951 Anyway, I gotta go. 476 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,258 ADULT ADAM: While Barry ran off to save his friendships, 477 00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:40,303 Geoff was about to run into my sister at the mall. 478 00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:41,435 Erica? 479 00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:43,132 Geoff, what are you doing here? 480 00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:45,526 I thought I'd get your family a little thank-you for including me. 481 00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:46,788 Hey, Geoff. 482 00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:49,356 Oh, you'll be happy to know that Jinzy will be 483 00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:51,662 crying into her nothing-flavored holiday cookies 484 00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:53,099 because we nailed it. 485 00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:54,230 You took the photo without me? 486 00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:57,581 Yes, 'cause they are the worst... The worst. 487 00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,366 So, let's just rush away and never speak of this again. 488 00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,716 Wait a minute. We wanted Geoff in the picture. 489 00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:03,805 You're the one who said he had explosive diarrhea. 490 00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:06,286 What? No. 491 00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:07,852 And I definitely did not say "explosive." 492 00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:09,985 You did, and it read as true. 493 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,900 Been there. It's our people's burden. 494 00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:13,032 Shame only makes it worse. 495 00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,077 I-I don't have diarrhea. 496 00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:16,209 So, why? 497 00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:17,819 Uh... 498 00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:19,995 This is a guess, but she definitely 499 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,083 doesn't want you to be in our picture. 500 00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:22,215 Is that true? 501 00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:23,477 Please, I can explain. 502 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:24,956 No need. 503 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,306 Enjoy being with your family. 504 00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:30,092 Well, it's not a Goldbergs holiday 505 00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:32,529 unless someone runs away upset and possibly with diarrhea. 506 00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:37,230 ADULT ADAM: Even though the JTP had kicked Barry out, 507 00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:39,841 he was still determined to pull off a holiday miracle. 508 00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:42,017 JTP, I have returned. 509 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,540 I thought we took your key. 510 00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:46,239 You did, but I made dozens of copies of the JT-Key, 511 00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:48,415 all of which I lost, except for this one. 512 00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:49,720 What do you want? Just one thing... 513 00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:51,026 Your forgiveness. 514 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:54,247 Oh! What's in the bag, man? I think it just moved. 515 00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,336 It's definitely full of spiders.I know what's in there. 516 00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:58,512 My greatest fear... Speaking in public. 517 00:17:58,555 --> 00:17:59,730 BARRY: No. 518 00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:01,384 I had a dream about you guys, 519 00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:04,083 and you were all better and way more successful, and I hated it. 520 00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:06,172 You hate the idea of us being successful? 521 00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:08,478 I love the idea of you guys crushing life. 522 00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:10,611 I just hated that I wasn't a part of it. 523 00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:13,092 That's... Really nice, Bar. 524 00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:15,355 So, I emptied my bank account 525 00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:16,617 and replaced all the gifts I shredded. 526 00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:19,098 Your pants. 527 00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:21,535 Your nudie mags. 528 00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:24,407 And your paychecks. 529 00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:26,322 Whoa. 530 00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,368 They're all... Kinda here. 531 00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:30,892 And I got a little something extra for each of you. 532 00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:32,546 For Naked Rob, 533 00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:35,375 a Miami Vicesuit, 'cause in my dream, 534 00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:37,768 you looked amazing with or without clothes. 535 00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:41,076 For Andy, a 76ers Dr. J jersey, 536 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,122 'cause you stand taller than anyone I know. 537 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,602 And for my dear friend Matt Bradley, 538 00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:47,300 I got you nothing, 539 00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:48,823 'cause you're perfect the way you are. 540 00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:49,954 You ran outta money? 541 00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:51,086 You're welcome. 542 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,523 Get in here. 543 00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:55,351 ADULT ADAM: While Barry had finally found his way, 544 00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:57,397 Geoff had never felt more lost. 545 00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:58,876 Hey. 546 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:01,009 Don't worry. I'll be out of here soon. 547 00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:02,837 Geoff, stop. You got it all wrong. 548 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,360 No, I think it's pretty clear. 549 00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:05,535 You're ashamed of me. 550 00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:07,102 What? Yeah. 551 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,452 You don't want me in your permanent picture for everyone to see 552 00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:11,150 because you're the cool, hot girl 553 00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:12,629 and I'm just the sweet, little puppy dog 554 00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:14,631 who follows you around and folds your clothes, 555 00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,111 but when it comes time to... 556 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,463 Geoff, I am never ashamed of you. 557 00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,117 Never. 558 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,945 There's nothing better in my life than you. 559 00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:26,904 Then why can't I be in your family's stupid holiday card? 560 00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:29,255 Because... I'm not ready. 561 00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:30,952 How does that even make sense? 562 00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:32,345 It was your idea to live together, 563 00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:33,824 secretly, in this little room. 564 00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:36,175 And I am loving it. 565 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,742 But you being in that picture with my family, 566 00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:40,788 it made me anxious about the future. 567 00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:42,181 The future? 568 00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,052 Our future. 569 00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:45,358 About getting married 570 00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:47,098 and starting our own family 571 00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:48,274 and being together forever. 572 00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:52,626 ♪ I've been living so long 573 00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:54,584 GEOFF: Barry and Lainey. 574 00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:57,761 You're scared this card will be a permanent reminder of us if things don't work out. 575 00:19:57,805 --> 00:19:59,807 All I know is, right here, right now, 576 00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:02,679 I am so happy, 577 00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:06,074 and I don't want to think about anything beyond right now. 578 00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:07,510 I'm willing to take this as slow as you want. 579 00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:09,773 But I'm starting to think 580 00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:10,774 you might be right about that photo. 581 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,215 ADULT ADAM: With that, Geoff got a version of the photo 582 00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,217 he liked even more. 583 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,480 That's the thing about the holidays. 584 00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:22,003 They may not always turn out like you'd imagined. 585 00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:23,222 It's not great. 586 00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:26,834 But it's us. 587 00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:29,532 You're right. 588 00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:31,404 ♪ There was nothing in the world ♪ 589 00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:33,623 But then you're reminded that the little imperfections 590 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,016 are what make life special, 591 00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:37,540 those moments between the ones in all the pictures, 592 00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:39,629 the littles ones with the real smiles. 593 00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:42,241 Those are the sweet spot. 594 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:44,155 'Cause after all, in the end, 595 00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:45,896 when we learn to savor those moments, 596 00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:47,811 the tiny snapshots, 597 00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:51,424 Well, it really is a wonderful life. 598 00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:55,645 Let's see. Everybody's nice and neat. 599 00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:57,212 Okay. Let me get your tie. 600 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,692 WOMAN: Adam needs his hair combed. 601 00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:00,520 That's one handsome boy here. 602 00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:06,177 Oh, no! Not again! 603 00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:08,354 Aah! 604 00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:10,225 ADAM: Barry? Now you're in on this? 605 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,793 I heard we had a new way of getting information out of you, 606 00:21:12,836 --> 00:21:14,316 and we need to know... 607 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,362 Where's that deli that lets you taste the meat before you buy it? 608 00:21:16,405 --> 00:21:17,928 It's the one on Main Street. 609 00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:21,497 Is breakfast truly the most important meal of the day? 610 00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:23,717 Is a frog an amphibian or a reptile? 611 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:26,285 Does Matt Bradley need to go to the doctor for this? 612 00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:28,809 Sorry. Forgot what I was gonna ask. 613 00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:29,549 Put the hood back on him.