1 00:00:01,135 --> 00:00:03,471 ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, every kid was obsessed 2 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:05,773 with professional wrestling's greatest superstars. 3 00:00:05,806 --> 00:00:07,075 Especially me! 4 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:09,443 You're gonna feel pain you've never known, Iron Sheik! 5 00:00:09,977 --> 00:00:11,645 Bodyslam! (GRUNTS) 6 00:00:12,046 --> 00:00:13,247 (CREAKS) 7 00:00:13,281 --> 00:00:15,449 You moron! You broke the bed! 8 00:00:15,483 --> 00:00:17,151 And The Iron Sheik's spine, 9 00:00:17,185 --> 00:00:19,019 so American values are preserved! 10 00:00:19,053 --> 00:00:20,621 Where do you come from? 11 00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:22,790 ADULT ADAM: Yep. We even made movies about wrestling. 12 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:24,625 But no one loved it more than Barry. 13 00:00:24,658 --> 00:00:26,960 Listen up, Hulkamaniacs, 14 00:00:26,994 --> 00:00:30,498 you better eat your vitamins and say your prayers 15 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:32,666 'cause these 24-inch pythons 16 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:34,902 are gonna have lots to say about it, brother! 17 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:37,271 (GLASS SHATTERS) Ow, my toe! 18 00:00:37,305 --> 00:00:39,507 Dammit! This is why we can't have nice lamps! 19 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,041 Chad did it! What? 20 00:00:41,075 --> 00:00:44,545 He's very aggressive and should know better as a guest in our home! 21 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:46,280 I do know better, which is why I didn't! 22 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:47,881 And just throw some lies 23 00:00:47,915 --> 00:00:50,651 on top of your trail of destruction, Chad! 24 00:00:50,684 --> 00:00:51,719 This guy. 25 00:00:51,752 --> 00:00:53,654 We were just making a wrestling film. 26 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:56,790 Well, now you're just sitting in my lampless room making nothing. 27 00:00:56,824 --> 00:00:58,226 I'm shutting it down! 28 00:00:58,259 --> 00:01:00,461 Check it out! Dad's wrestling the camera! 29 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:01,895 ALL: (CHANTING) Cam-er-a! 30 00:01:01,929 --> 00:01:03,564 MURRAY: Where's the button, something? 31 00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:04,798 ALL: Cam-er-a! Damn it! 32 00:01:04,832 --> 00:01:05,866 (CAMERA THUDS) That's it! 33 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,335 No more wrestling in this house. 34 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:10,671 No more TV, no more dolls, all holds barred! 35 00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:12,373 What about my monthly wrestling magazine? 36 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:13,541 Subscription cancelled! 37 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:15,343 Or the Rock 'n' Wrestling coloring book? 38 00:01:15,376 --> 00:01:16,644 I want your crayons, too! 39 00:01:16,677 --> 00:01:18,712 What about the Wrestling Stars board game? You lose! 40 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:20,348 Sling-'Em Fling-'Em Wrestling Ring? 41 00:01:20,381 --> 00:01:21,415 Why would anyone want that? 42 00:01:21,449 --> 00:01:24,252 "Macho Man" Randy Savage plush wrestling buddy? 43 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:25,919 I swear you said that one already. 44 00:01:25,953 --> 00:01:27,255 Wrestling Superstars Thumb Wrestlers? 45 00:01:27,288 --> 00:01:28,822 Did I buy you all these? 46 00:01:28,856 --> 00:01:30,424 "The Honky Tonk Man's" guitar? 47 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:31,759 Now you're just making these up! 48 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:33,327 Jesse "The Body" Ventura's boa. 49 00:01:33,361 --> 00:01:34,828 Be careful with that. It's your sister's. 50 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:37,165 Hulk Hogan's glasses. I've been looking for those! 51 00:01:37,198 --> 00:01:38,899 Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake's hedge clippers. 52 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,434 Those belong in the garage! 53 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:43,337 Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, master of the figure four leglock. 54 00:01:43,371 --> 00:01:44,572 Who's naming these guys? 55 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:46,607 Or "The British Bulldog's" teacups. Cheerio. 56 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,108 Those are for good company! 57 00:01:48,142 --> 00:01:50,110 Or my "Rowdy" Roddy Piper stretch wrestler? 58 00:01:50,144 --> 00:01:53,581 That's actually my Rowdy Roddy Piper stretch wrestler! 59 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:56,617 No, it's my Rowdy Roddy Piper stretch wrestler! 60 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:59,253 You lost your Rowdy Roddy Piper stretch wrestler at the zoo! 61 00:01:59,287 --> 00:02:00,788 Damn it! I said no wrestling! 62 00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:03,357 This isn't wrestling! This is real fighting! 63 00:02:03,391 --> 00:02:07,595 Now gimme back my Rowdy Roddy Piper stretch wrestler, you... 64 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,230 (GROANS) 65 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:11,064 * I'm twisted up inside 66 00:02:11,098 --> 00:02:14,368 * But nonetheless, I feel the need to say 67 00:02:16,937 --> 00:02:18,406 * I don't know the future 68 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:21,375 * But the past keeps getting clearer every day * 69 00:02:21,409 --> 00:02:22,543 (DOORBELL RINGS) 70 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:24,812 ADULT ADAM: It was November 6, 1980-something, 71 00:02:24,845 --> 00:02:26,947 and trouble was brewing in Jenkintown. 72 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,949 Oh, gosh, Bevy, I'm a wreck. 73 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,651 Someone broke into my car last night. (DOOR CLOSES) 74 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:31,752 Oh, no! 75 00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:33,654 They put a giant hole in my windshield. 76 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:35,256 You know, Geoff had the same thing happen 77 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:36,824 to his crappy car last night. 78 00:02:36,857 --> 00:02:38,926 Yeah, someone put a hole in my windshield, too. 79 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:40,160 And in my sense of well-being. 80 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:42,763 Two separate vehicle attacks? 81 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:43,931 (SCOFFS) 82 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:45,466 There's only one possible explanation. 83 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,167 Something reasonable that ends here? 84 00:02:47,201 --> 00:02:50,271 A massive crime spree has hit Jenkintown, 85 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:52,172 and we have to do something about it. 86 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:54,442 ADULT ADAM: And so, my mom did just that. 87 00:02:54,475 --> 00:02:56,510 Thank you for coming, everyone. 88 00:02:56,544 --> 00:02:59,112 I've got Officer Puchinski here to give us some tips 89 00:02:59,146 --> 00:03:01,282 about how to deal with this crime wave 90 00:03:01,315 --> 00:03:03,684 and make sure that nobody gets decapitated. 91 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:04,818 Decapitated? 92 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,186 It's just a hole in my windshield! 93 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:08,155 Well, that's how it starts, Geoffrey. 94 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,423 Do you have any enemies? 95 00:03:09,457 --> 00:03:11,492 Well, the sun is no friend of mine. 96 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:12,593 I freckle up fierce. 97 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:14,695 We're not talking about your gross skin. 98 00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:15,963 We're talking about someone 99 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:17,765 that might want to separate your head 100 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:18,966 from your shoulders 101 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:20,668 and do God knows what with it. 102 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:21,835 Somebody please do something! 103 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:24,705 Officer, any leads on who might lop off Geoff's head? 104 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:26,674 Nope. But I suppose you can start 105 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:27,841 with a neighborhood watch. 106 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:28,976 You know, pick a captain 107 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:30,043 and walk around the neighborhood. 108 00:03:30,077 --> 00:03:31,812 Well, then it's settled. (CHUCKLES) 109 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:33,681 Everyone will sleep safely tonight 110 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:35,616 knowing that Captain Beverly Goldberg 111 00:03:35,649 --> 00:03:36,784 is your champion of peace... 112 00:03:36,817 --> 00:03:38,185 JANE: I'll do it. 113 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,554 ADULT ADAM: It was our neighbor, Jane Bales, 114 00:03:40,588 --> 00:03:42,055 the one person in town 115 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:45,726 who was even more Beverly Goldberg than Beverly Goldberg. 116 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:47,728 Oh. Jane. 117 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:48,862 How cute. 118 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:51,899 I think, though, everybody agrees I should be captain 119 00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:53,901 because Beverly Goldberg gets things done. 120 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:55,969 Except the person who really gets things done 121 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:57,338 is Jane Bales. 122 00:03:57,371 --> 00:04:00,040 (LAUGHS) Well, she gets 'em done without a coaster 123 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:01,509 (CHUCKLING) apparently. 124 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:03,577 Let me tell you how Bevy G gets things done. 125 00:04:03,611 --> 00:04:05,379 I'm the kinda lady 126 00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:08,716 who will return a bathing suit without a receipt. 127 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:09,850 Big whoop. 128 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:11,385 I returned a bathing suit without a receipt 129 00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:13,987 after wearing it for a year. (ALL GASP) 130 00:04:14,021 --> 00:04:17,758 I once returned just an elastic waistband 131 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:19,860 to a store I didn't even buy it from 132 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:21,595 because that is what kinda nightmare I am. 133 00:04:21,629 --> 00:04:22,830 I returned a one-piece 134 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:25,999 I didn't even have in my possession to a bank. 135 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:29,069 Oh, yeah, I am a walking demon on this Earth. 136 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,338 (ALL GASP) 137 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:32,673 Most importantly, what exactly is your plan 138 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:34,207 to keep our neighborhood safe? 139 00:04:34,241 --> 00:04:36,910 I thought we would develop some signals 140 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:40,514 in case there are, uh, cutthroats or marauders 141 00:04:40,548 --> 00:04:42,182 on the street, 142 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:43,684 you know, like... 143 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:47,421 (CAWING) 144 00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:49,289 Bird noises. That's Beverly's plan. 145 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:50,958 Here's mine. 146 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:52,693 (ALL GASPING) Can you just hold that? 147 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:54,194 I've listed 10 different ways 148 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:56,029 to keep our neighborhood safe, 149 00:04:56,063 --> 00:04:58,466 from posting signs to installing better lights. 150 00:04:58,499 --> 00:05:00,701 So well researched. Beautiful typography. 151 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:01,902 Elegant, like her. 152 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:03,904 Oh, shut your holes, you gassy nags! 153 00:05:03,937 --> 00:05:06,407 Wow. We should probably vote right now. 154 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:09,076 Or we can postpone the vote 155 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:11,645 until I can bedazzle a poster board myself. 156 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:12,746 Yay! We're doing that. 157 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:14,748 No. I'm not coming back here. 158 00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:17,317 Who wants this lady as captain? 159 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:20,788 How dare you? You old toads! 160 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,222 She has good plans, Bevy. 161 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:23,491 Officer, I'm losing. 162 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:26,660 Take out your gun and make me captain. No. 163 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:28,562 While my mom lost her bid for captain, 164 00:05:28,596 --> 00:05:31,899 my brother and I were hoping to win big with our dad. 165 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:34,267 Father, out of respect for you and "Manimal," 166 00:05:34,301 --> 00:05:35,469 we waited for a commercial. 167 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:36,570 Indeed. 168 00:05:36,604 --> 00:05:38,739 But the most important event in human history, 169 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:40,574 WrestleMania IV, is happening, 170 00:05:40,608 --> 00:05:41,842 and we humbly seek your help. 171 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:44,244 This request is merely financial. 172 00:05:44,277 --> 00:05:45,579 And since you know we respect 173 00:05:45,613 --> 00:05:48,081 the enraging-yet-reasonable wrestling ban 174 00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:49,983 due to broken lamps and Barry's toe, 175 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,284 which is healing ahead of schedule... 176 00:05:51,318 --> 00:05:53,020 It is way not, but such is life. 177 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:57,691 ...all we need is the measly pay-per-view fee of $24.95 178 00:05:57,725 --> 00:06:00,594 to view the aforementioned event in the basement. 179 00:06:00,628 --> 00:06:02,295 To express our desires, 180 00:06:02,329 --> 00:06:04,432 we've put together a music and dance 181 00:06:04,465 --> 00:06:07,435 laser-light extravaganza. 182 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:08,669 (UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS) * WrestleMania IV 183 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:09,803 * WrestleMania * WrestleMania IV 184 00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:10,871 * WrestleMania* 185 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:12,840 The front row will get wet. 186 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,341 Get that garbage bag away from me. 187 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,876 Wait, before you say no... Yes. 188 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:18,512 You cheap old bastard! I've never liked you! 189 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:19,680 Wait. What? 190 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,048 Here you go. 191 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:23,383 And, uh, throw it on on the TV upstairs so I can watch it, too. 192 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:24,785 BOTH: Uh... 193 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:26,053 And afterwards, the three of us 194 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:28,188 can head to Bookbinder's for some crab, make a night out of it. 195 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:29,523 Dad, respectfully, 196 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:31,124 did you fall off the toilet again? 197 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:33,393 Yeah, since when do you want to watch wrestling 198 00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:34,962 or spend money or be with us? 199 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:36,464 Since now! 200 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:39,199 Can't a dad have a little bonding time with his sons? 201 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:41,301 A dad can, but not our dad. 202 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:43,236 Just buy the damn wrestling, morons! 203 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:45,773 There's our guy! That feels right! 204 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:49,009 Murray, you don't just inject yourself 205 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:50,744 into their lives like it's normal. 206 00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:51,845 What's going on? 207 00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:55,015 Remember that, uh, dermatologist I saw last year? 208 00:06:55,048 --> 00:06:56,484 I knew I'd outlive you. 209 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:58,519 No. My skin is perfect. 210 00:06:58,552 --> 00:07:01,021 But the doctor, not so much. He's dead. 211 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:02,723 Dr. Lewenstein? 212 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,758 He was younger than you and very active. 213 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:06,093 Yeah, well, it didn't matter. 214 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:07,695 One day, he's camping with his kids, 215 00:07:07,728 --> 00:07:09,530 the next day, poof, he's gone. 216 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:11,398 He always had his shirt off. 217 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,667 Abs like a xylophone. We get it. 218 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:15,669 The point is, if something like that happened to me, 219 00:07:15,703 --> 00:07:18,839 my kids wouldn't even be able to say that we went camping. 220 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:20,373 Barry hates camping. 221 00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:22,175 He can barely poop indoors. 222 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:24,945 Camping is just an example. It could be anything. 223 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:26,847 Otherwise, what are they gonna say about me? 224 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:29,049 That you had the decency to keep your shirt on. 225 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:30,383 And you're Bruce Lee? 226 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:31,852 Look, you've been saying all year 227 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:33,921 how you want to make some memories with the kids. 228 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,455 Now's your chance. 229 00:07:35,489 --> 00:07:36,757 That's what I'm doing. 230 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:40,027 I'm throwing away good money to watch something I hate. 231 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:42,395 That's a memory that'll last forever. 232 00:07:42,429 --> 00:07:44,031 You wanna make it special? 233 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:46,099 Take them to see it in person. 234 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:48,435 ADULT ADAM: As our dad considered taking us to WrestleMania, 235 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:49,870 our mom wasn't gonna take 236 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:52,272 being out-voted as neighborhood watch captain. 237 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:53,974 Thanks for the ride, Mrs. G. 238 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:56,409 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) 239 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:58,445 Oh, you're not here to see Erica. Get comfy. 240 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:01,281 This is an old-fashioned stakeout. Here. 241 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,950 I made coffee and hot dogs. 242 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,652 Oh, no, thank you. 243 00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:06,754 Hot dogs kind of jack up my stomach, 244 00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:07,988 and also, what's happening right now? 245 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:09,422 See those idiots over there? 246 00:08:09,456 --> 00:08:10,891 GEOFF: You mean my mom and her friends? 247 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:12,593 We're gonna make sure those baked potatoes 248 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:14,828 don't compromise the safety of the entire neighborhood. 249 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:18,231 So, we're like the Neighborhood Watch Watch? 250 00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:19,432 For all we know, 251 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:21,268 one of those shaved bears could be the culprit. 252 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:22,903 You mean, like, my mom who I love? 253 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:24,237 Quiet. Somebody's coming. 254 00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:25,906 Oh, no. Is it the axe-wielding maniac? 255 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:27,641 I'll protect you! 256 00:08:27,675 --> 00:08:29,643 Hey, cheggit. My boyfriend and mom 257 00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:31,478 are mashed together in the front seat of a car. 258 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:32,646 We're on duty, 259 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:34,682 so beat it before you blow our cover! 260 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:37,450 Yeah, I hate to disturb whatever this is, 261 00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:38,819 but, um, what are you doing? 262 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:39,953 She tricked me into spying 263 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:41,088 on the neighborhood watch with her. 264 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:42,990 Oh. Well, here's an idea for a big boy. 265 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,625 Come with me. 266 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:46,193 Don't you dare open that door, 267 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:47,628 or so help me, you're off the squad. 268 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:49,296 Oh, no. Then there wouldn't be a squad. 269 00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:51,331 Erica, get in or get out. 270 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:52,700 Oh, tough one. 271 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:54,534 Dammit, they made us! 272 00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:55,803 Beverly? 273 00:08:55,836 --> 00:08:58,138 We rang your bell to come join us. 274 00:08:58,171 --> 00:08:59,472 Oh. 275 00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:02,943 Well, I was busy enjoying a cool afternoon 276 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:04,344 with my daughter's boyfriend. 277 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,113 Are you okay, Geoffrey? No. 278 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:08,481 Strange, you girls are going East to West. 279 00:09:08,515 --> 00:09:09,717 The light's not as good. 280 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:10,818 You know, if I were captain... 281 00:09:10,851 --> 00:09:13,286 Well, you can stop right there. Because you're not. 282 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:15,222 Well, I'm going this way. Who's with me? 283 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:17,991 Bevy, Jane's the captain. 284 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:20,560 Well, you've left me no choice. 285 00:09:20,594 --> 00:09:23,030 I am starting my own Neighborhood Watch. 286 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:26,199 Come on, Geoff! 287 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:29,069 Sorry, Mama. I guess I got to go with my girlfriend's mom. 288 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:30,838 See ya at dinner, I hope. 289 00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:32,973 ADULT ADAM: As our mom was starting her own watch, 290 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:36,243 our dad and Pops were waiting in line for the big event. 291 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:37,878 This is great, Mur. 292 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:40,180 Seeing the sweaty muscle men live 293 00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:42,983 is way better than watching it on TV. 294 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:44,484 ADULT ADAM: This was it. 295 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:45,686 My dad was finally gonna spend 296 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:47,254 his hard-earned money on us kids 297 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:49,189 to make a memory that would last a lifetime. 298 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:50,658 Or not. 299 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:51,859 Sold out? 300 00:09:51,892 --> 00:09:53,426 This makes no sense. 301 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:54,762 What are we gonna do? 302 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:56,063 The only thing we can do, 303 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,431 that's go home and never try again. 304 00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:01,735 No, Murray, you can't stop now! 305 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:03,904 What about a scalper? 306 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,940 (GROANS) Stop coming up with solutions! 307 00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:09,777 Oh! Looks like we got a couple wrestling fans right here. 308 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:12,545 How would you like some primo seats to WrestleMania 309 00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:14,381 and/or some heavily discounted, 310 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:15,716 unlicensed merchandise? 311 00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:17,851 Who's "Ander the Gaint"? 312 00:10:17,885 --> 00:10:19,987 The misspelling makes it a collector's item. 313 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,388 Just three of your best seats. 314 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:22,756 You are in my luck, my friend. 315 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:24,224 I got three in the third row. 316 00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:27,127 And to see those jacked, glistening bodies that close, 317 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,429 it's only gonna set you back 400 bucks. 318 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,431 (GRUNTS) Just give me the tickets. 319 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,802 Cage-side seats? This is amazing! 320 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,970 We're gonna have the greatest day of our lives! 321 00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:38,972 Hell, yeah, we are! Wait. You're going, too? 322 00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:41,875 Yeah. I wouldn't let you go to Wrestletown without me. WrestleMania. 323 00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:44,311 I can't wait to see Hunk Hoggins. Hulk Hogan. 324 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:45,713 And Andy Macho Dan Rather. 325 00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:47,080 Randy "Macho Man" Savage. 326 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:48,315 All the greats! 327 00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:51,985 Okay, I don't know what Dad's up to, 328 00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,821 but he's definitely gonna embarrass us 329 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:56,389 in front of those taste-makers and men-about-town 330 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:59,492 who attend professional wrestling events. What do we do? 331 00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:01,428 He did buy us amazing seats, 332 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:02,996 so there's only one thing to do. 333 00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:04,264 ADULT ADAM: Support our father. 334 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:05,332 Ditch him. 335 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:06,599 ADULT ADAM: Or that. 336 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,137 It had been one day since our mom decided 337 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:13,907 she was going to compete with Jane Bales' neighborhood watch and form her own. 338 00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:17,644 Welcome to the first meeting of the newer, much better neighborhood watch. 339 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,346 I'm only here to do my laundry. 340 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:20,748 Roll. Don't fold. 341 00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:21,949 Now, I've gone over this map, 342 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,050 and I have determined 343 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:25,485 that all of the car break-ins in this neighborhood 344 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,454 have happened on this block. 345 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:28,688 Oh, no! A pattern! 346 00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:31,058 It's two pushpins, Geoff. You see it, too! 347 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:32,860 Which is why I acquired 348 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:35,462 this state-of-the-art surveillance technology. 349 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:36,797 That's how the CIA does it. 350 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,298 Next, our cutting-edge 351 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:40,300 cordless communication devices. 352 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,202 Adam's G.I. Joe walkie-talkies? 353 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:43,436 Mine's shaped like a cobra! 354 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:45,505 And finally, official jackets. 355 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,340 GEOFF: So many unnecessary words! 356 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,843 And yet, not enough to explain how stupid this is. 357 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:50,911 Oh, it says "Geoff." 358 00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:52,312 They're never gonna see us coming. 359 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:54,748 Hey, look, Beverly's coming. 360 00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:56,649 Good afternoon, Jane Bales 361 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:58,819 and her crew of puffy-faced misfits. 362 00:11:58,852 --> 00:11:59,987 Beverly, give it up. 363 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:02,522 The neighborhood does not need two watches. 364 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,025 I agree. And I accept your resignation 365 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,827 and embarrassing tearful apology. 366 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:08,862 Are you okay, Geoffrey? I don't know. 367 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,630 Excuse me a sec. (STATIC HISSES) 368 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:13,666 Erica, go for Chief of Enforcement Bev. Over? (STATIC HISSES) 369 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,735 Mom, I told you I don't want any part of this. 370 00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:17,570 (STATIC HISSES) What's that? A disturbance. Over? 371 00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:18,738 (STATIC HISSES) ERICA: Please leave me alone. 372 00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:20,373 (STATIC HISSES) BEVERLY: A 521? 373 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,975 Copy that. Over! (STATIC HISSES) 374 00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:24,211 You keep saying "over," but then it's not over. 375 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,779 (STATIC HISSES) Chief of Enforcement signing off. 376 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:26,880 (STATIC HISSES) 377 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:28,248 Well, we must go. 378 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,650 And while you're standing around letting your bodies go to rot, 379 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:33,086 we'll be keeping mayhem off the streets. 380 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,088 Lock and load, Schwartz! Load what? 381 00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:37,457 Just follow me. Okay, then. 382 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,326 Bye, Mom. 383 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:40,393 Take a bag of nuts. 384 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,996 Don't talk to her. 385 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:44,865 ADULT ADAM: While our mom headed out to find crime, 386 00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:46,399 my brother and I were planning 387 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,935 to lose our dad at WrestleMania. 388 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:50,203 Okay, let's go over Operation Ditch Dad 389 00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:51,404 one more time. Okay! 390 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,572 When we arrive, 391 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,207 we immediately ask Dad 392 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:56,743 to buy us a ton of WrestleMania merch. 393 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,711 And then we head over to this food station 394 00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:01,781 and have Dad buy us each a giant 64-ounce Slushie. 395 00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:03,316 Then his bladder will fill, 396 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,953 and he'll have to rush to the restroom. 397 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:08,521 At that point, we go to the other side of the cage 398 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,257 and exchange our tickets 399 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,125 with some jacked wrestling bros. 400 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,194 Then Dad will return to his seat, 401 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:17,965 see the jacked bros, be enraged and confused, 402 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:19,799 and decide to take a nap in his car. 403 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,168 It's utterly foolproof. 404 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:22,302 You know, unless our dad 405 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,237 actually wants to spend time with us. 406 00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:27,107 We're talking about our dad actually being a dad? 407 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,209 And maybe we should actually enjoy the day 408 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,144 as if we were regular kids who know love 409 00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:32,880 from a male figure in their lives. 410 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:36,449 And he won't embarrass us and it'll actually be fun? 411 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,451 Hey, hey, hey! Let's do this! 412 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,087 Dad? What the hell, man? 413 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,422 I've been watching wrestling. I love "Ding Dong" Randy. 414 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:44,557 It's "King Kong" Bundy. 415 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:47,127 And why are you wearing Erica's old bathing suit? 416 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,162 'Cause it's what a good dad does. 417 00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:51,698 Here, one of you Hulk-a-mannequins hold my keys. (CLICKS TONGUE) 418 00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,066 So we stick with the plan? 419 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,334 We stick with the plan. 420 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,969 And maybe get him a robe on the way out. 421 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,838 As we were hoping to avoid the most embarrassing dad alive, 422 00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:00,440 our mom was dead set 423 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,475 on proving her value as watch captain. 424 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,611 Please tell me you're here to call a truce. 425 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:05,745 And that I can have my son back. 426 00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,414 Or did you come here to call us beefy jelly-bellies 427 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:08,481 and shame us? 428 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,617 Virginia was closest. (CHUCKLES) 429 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,752 Here's a detailed list of infractions 430 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,354 your watch failed to prevent. 431 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:15,622 Beverly, just let it go. 432 00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:16,756 BEVERLY: November 8th, 433 00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:19,326 teens skateboarding in street with boom boxes blaring. 434 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,194 BevWatch sprays them with garden hose, 435 00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:23,596 assures them, "There's more where that came from." 436 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,165 You're just being petty and jealous. 437 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,100 When it comes to the safety of this neighborhood, 438 00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:28,835 there is no length I won't go to. 439 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:29,937 Stop everything. 440 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,871 I just discovered my car's windshield 441 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,473 had a rock tossed through it! 442 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,808 Damn it! I need to get back out there. 443 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,144 I can't believe I wasted time 444 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:38,745 talking to you haggard pumpkins! 445 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:39,846 No need. 446 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,048 Because I think you'll discover 447 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:42,682 the person who committed this crime 448 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,485 is none other than Beverly Goldberg. 449 00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:46,553 (ALL GASP) 450 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,555 I don't think I like what you're implying, Jane. 451 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:49,756 And there was a note attached. 452 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,326 (ALL GASP) BEVERLY: Wait. 453 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,827 You all think that I would do this? 454 00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:57,064 It is something you might say. Have said. 455 00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,831 Yeah. Like a lot. In front of our children. 456 00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:02,002 In that case, um, (BLEEP) you... (ALL GASP) 457 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,904 ...and your (BLEEP) frazzled (BLEEP) faces. 458 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,874 I know that doesn't help my case. 459 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,376 But (BLEEP) all of you. 460 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,078 ADULT ADAM: As my mom felt set up, 461 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,213 my brother and I were ready for a smackdown. 462 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,982 Holy crap! 463 00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:17,050 Dad, these seats are amazing. 464 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,885 And Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant 465 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,854 are about to face off in arguably the most famous match 466 00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:23,890 in wrestling history, now or ever! 467 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,226 (WHOOPS) Wrestling with my boys! 468 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,328 Coming off the top rope for a hug! 469 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,097 (LAUGHING) Whoa. Mm! 470 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,564 That was a fun interaction. 471 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:35,002 Dad's being super weird and affectionate, and I kinda love it. 472 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,869 He's being the father we've always wanted. 473 00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:38,071 It's really off-putting. 474 00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,839 Yo, I think you're in our seats. 475 00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:41,941 Nah, nah, nah, pal. We're all good. 476 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,143 These are fake. 477 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,012 No, they're not. (SCOFFS) 478 00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:46,079 Oh, balls! 479 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:49,082 WhistleMania, a whistling competition. 480 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,450 What? Whistling? 481 00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:53,253 That's for tea kettles and letting a lady know she's pretty. 482 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,321 Come on. Let's go. 483 00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:56,123 No! No way! We're not leaving. 484 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,424 I'm getting security. 485 00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,260 What is happening? Are we getting kicked out of WrestleMania IV? 486 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,794 There's the Hulkster! Go, Hulk! 487 00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:02,895 Whoo! 488 00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:04,797 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Oh! It's starting! 489 00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:06,133 And we're gonna miss it all! 490 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:09,136 And to think, we actually felt guilty about ditching you! 491 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,771 Wait, you were gonna ditch me even though I bought you tickets? 492 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,806 You didn't buy us tickets. These are fakes. 493 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:16,076 If you really wanted to spend time with us, 494 00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:17,444 you'd know we hate whistling. 495 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:18,645 Here comes Andre the Giant! 496 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,280 Oh, man, Hulk's gonna crush you, bro! 497 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,881 You wanna know why I did it? 498 00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,683 Because I had a health thing, okay? 499 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,486 My doctor scared the hell out of me. 500 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,155 Wait. What? Dad, are you okay? 501 00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:29,522 I'm fine. 502 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:32,125 But it made me realize I'm not gonna be around forever, 503 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,794 and I wanted to make some memories with you guys, 504 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:35,828 at least one memory. 505 00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,134 Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to come with me. 506 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:43,503 Well, since you were gonna ditch me, 507 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,672 I can assume you'll find a ride home. 508 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,674 Ohh! That had to hurt! 509 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,109 (MAN LAUGHS) 510 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,278 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 511 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:55,182 ADULT ADAM: Our mom had been accused of a crime, 512 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:56,649 and she wasn't going to let it stand. 513 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:59,586 Thank you all for coming and thank you once again to my brother-in-arms, 514 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,088 Officer Puchinski. 515 00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:04,591 Well, I assume we're here so you can fess up to cracking my car window. 516 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,726 Oh, I did crack something, Jane. 517 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,295 I cracked the case. 518 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:09,629 (WOMEN GASP) Yeah. That's right. 519 00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:12,765 The person who broke the windows was 520 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,000 this guy. (ALL GASP) 521 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,268 GEOFF: A pinecone? 522 00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:17,370 And it would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you. 523 00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:19,139 Please. I mean, this is really who you want 524 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,507 leading your neighborhood watch? 525 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,808 Both Ginzy and Geoff 526 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:24,477 parked underneath the giant pine tree out front. 527 00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:26,446 The autumn breeze loosened one of the cones, 528 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:28,581 and... Whammo! Broken glass. 529 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:29,816 That does make sense. 530 00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:31,984 Of course! Pinecones! They're nature's rocks! 531 00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:33,686 Rocks are nat... Never mind. 532 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,722 Okay, but that doesn't explain who wrote the note 533 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:38,125 with the colorful Bev language, hmm? 534 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,526 As you may not know, 535 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,729 I set up Adam's video camera to record our front yard, 536 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:43,996 and... (GASPS) Oh, my! 537 00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:45,698 I think I have it right here. 538 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,169 ADAM: Oh, yeah, Adam is whacking 539 00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:50,403 his, um, opponent, and I... BEVERLY: Nope, not this. 540 00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:52,539 (TAPE FAST-FORWARDING) 541 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,706 Okay. Here... Here we go. 542 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,242 There's Jane's car. 543 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:56,843 And what have we here? 544 00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,145 There's Jane. 545 00:17:58,178 --> 00:17:59,212 (ALL GASP) 546 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,580 You vandalized your own car. 547 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:03,150 Damn right she did, to frame me! 548 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:05,051 Fine! It's true! 549 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,286 (LAUGHING) 550 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,854 She admitted it! Bev wins! 551 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:11,658 I'm sorry. I just felt so threatened by you! 552 00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,693 You are so smart and cunning, 553 00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:16,028 and you were gonna steal the neighborhood watch from me. 554 00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:17,697 I had to do something! 555 00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:20,167 You thought I was gonna steal the watch? 556 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:24,271 That is the sweetest thing I've ever heard. 557 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:25,405 Is it? 558 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,774 I mean, you are the neighborhood badass. 559 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:31,077 I just wanted to walk in your shoes for a moment. 560 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,746 You would destroy your own property for power? 561 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:35,582 (BEVERLY EXHALES SHARPLY) 562 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,084 That is the kind of person I need on my watch. 563 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,919 Is it? What are you saying? 564 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,288 I'm saying, 565 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:43,956 let's join forces and teach each other 566 00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:46,293 how to be nightmares together. 567 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:47,927 I would love that. 568 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,198 (HALL & OATES' PRIVATE EYES PLAYS) 569 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,433 Oh, get over here, you moldy old peaches. 570 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,834 (LAUGHTER) 571 00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:57,370 Aww. Also, everything about this seems wrong. 572 00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:59,105 Goodbye forever. 573 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,907 ADULT ADAM: While my mom and Jane were coming together, 574 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:03,443 our trip to WrestleMania was falling apart. 575 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,978 I can't believe we're missing the greatest wrestling match 576 00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:08,147 in the history of humankind. 577 00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:10,983 And I can't believe Dad just wanted to spend time with us. 578 00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,952 It's not just that. 579 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,087 He went to something he hated for us, 580 00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:17,790 and instead, we body-slammed his heart. 581 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,091 (CLEARS THROAT) 582 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:20,493 I couldn't help, but overhear. 583 00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:22,562 The Hulkster? Hulk Hogan? 584 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,731 Listen, brother. He knows we're brothers. 585 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,933 Your dad sounds like a pretty good father, brother. 586 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,935 No, he's our dad. 587 00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,136 We're brothers. 588 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,438 I'm your biggest fan, 589 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,172 but you sound like an idiot right now. (CHUCKLES) 590 00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:35,342 Look, if your dad wants to make an effort, 591 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,643 you should, too. 592 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,411 You've only got one father, brother. 593 00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:40,780 Whoa, he drops fools and knowledge! 594 00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:42,615 I'm on it, Hulk! Thank you! 595 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:43,683 Scram! 596 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,252 ADULT ADAM: Yep, thanks to Hulkster, 597 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,820 me and Barry knew exactly what we needed to do. 598 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,389 Hey, Dad. 599 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,157 Can we hang with you? 600 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,526 Whatever. It's a free country. 601 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,462 We just want to let you know, 602 00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:57,196 we're sorry we were gonna ditch you. 603 00:19:57,230 --> 00:20:00,400 And even though we didn't see the match, 604 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,935 we did see something even better... 605 00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:05,171 You trying to get into wrestling for us. 606 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,573 But there's one thing we love 607 00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,207 even more than wrestling... 608 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,409 You. 609 00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:12,979 So let's do stuff together, 610 00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:15,014 no matter how embarrassing. 611 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:17,850 You know what? 612 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,319 I guess I'd like that. 613 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:21,120 * Private eyes * 614 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:23,556 ADULT ADAM: That's the thing about spending time with your family. 615 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:26,192 Sometimes the smallest change will make the biggest difference. 616 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:30,563 And sometimes it takes a no-holds-barred grudge match 617 00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:32,599 to find out who your friends really are. 618 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,502 We never went to see WrestleMania again, 619 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,470 but we started a new tradition. 620 00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:39,572 Every year, we'd sit with our dad 621 00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,341 and watch it on TV. 622 00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:44,043 And looking back, it was the best. 623 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,546 Because it's those everyday moments you take for granted 624 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,215 that truly, truly mean the most. 625 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,383 Body slam! 626 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,385 ** 627 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:57,189 BOTH: Adam is whacking... Um, whacking his, um opponent. 628 00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:58,925 MURRAY: All right, well, let's go. 629 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,026 Turn this off. 630 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:01,193 You can't turn it off. 631 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,262 You can't turn it off! 632 00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:09,168 Okay, this is a Royal Rumble, no-holds-barred cage match. 633 00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:12,772 You can expect no mercy and several butt hats. 634 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:15,475 Great. One thing, I brought backup. 635 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,411 Tag me in, brother. 636 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:20,713 Hulk Hogan? Oh, no. 637 00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:22,849 Now go wreck my brother, brother. 638 00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:25,051 The Hulkster obliges, brother. 639 00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:27,219 No! Self-sleeper hold! 640 00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:29,489 (BODY THUDS) You got a weird brother, brother.