1 00:00:02,437 --> 00:00:04,221 ADULT ADAM: Ah, The Rocky Horror Picture Show. 2 00:00:04,265 --> 00:00:05,744 Back in the day, 3 00:00:05,788 --> 00:00:08,269 college kids loved watching this cult classic on Halloween, 4 00:00:08,312 --> 00:00:09,922 except for the one college kid 5 00:00:09,966 --> 00:00:11,576 who could never decide what movie to see. 6 00:00:11,620 --> 00:00:13,839 Will you stop being a nightmare on this street 7 00:00:13,883 --> 00:00:15,276 and pick a Halloween movie already? 8 00:00:15,319 --> 00:00:16,625 But it has to be perfect... 9 00:00:16,668 --> 00:00:19,149 One part scary, one part thriller-y, 10 00:00:19,193 --> 00:00:21,369 and no parts Gremlins. Too many rules. 11 00:00:21,412 --> 00:00:23,240 But gremlins only have three rules. No bright lights, 12 00:00:23,284 --> 00:00:24,894 no water, and no feeding after midnight. 13 00:00:24,937 --> 00:00:26,548 Oh, my God, boring Geoff. 14 00:00:26,591 --> 00:00:28,463 Every time you talk, I feel like I'm reading. 15 00:00:28,506 --> 00:00:30,465 Speaking of, I'm off to the library... 16 00:00:30,508 --> 00:00:32,989 Or what you like to call the book zoo. 17 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,600 It's Halloween. Take a break from studying and see a movie with me. 18 00:00:35,644 --> 00:00:38,429 Sorry, dude, but this conversation was my study break. 19 00:00:38,473 --> 00:00:40,736 Plus, watching Barry eat popcorn is the real horror show. 20 00:00:40,779 --> 00:00:42,216 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 21 00:00:42,259 --> 00:00:43,913 I didn't know there was a new Rockymovie! 22 00:00:43,956 --> 00:00:46,350 Dope, that's not Rocky Balboa. That's Rocky Horror. 23 00:00:46,394 --> 00:00:49,310 So the Italian Stallion fights a werewolf? 24 00:00:49,353 --> 00:00:51,268 It is the boxer's natural enemy, 25 00:00:51,312 --> 00:00:52,574 after Mr. T's and Russians. 26 00:00:52,617 --> 00:00:54,097 No, it's a spoof of horror movies, 27 00:00:54,141 --> 00:00:55,229 but with the singer Meat Loaf. 28 00:00:55,272 --> 00:00:56,795 While I love his passionate vocal range, 29 00:00:56,839 --> 00:00:58,884 he's more loaf than meat. Rocky would own him. 30 00:00:58,928 --> 00:01:00,408 That's because it's not Rocky. 31 00:01:00,451 --> 00:01:02,627 This one has singing and dancing and audience participation. 32 00:01:02,671 --> 00:01:04,977 Ew. I'm in. 33 00:01:05,021 --> 00:01:07,023 ADULT ADAM: And so Barry decided to give Rocky Horror Picture Show 34 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:10,374 a shot, and to his surprise, he kind of dug it. 35 00:01:10,418 --> 00:01:12,942 After all, he got to throw stuff and make tons of noise... 36 00:01:12,985 --> 00:01:14,683 [NOISEMAKERS BLARE] 37 00:01:14,726 --> 00:01:17,164 ...and play with water guns and chuck toilet paper. 38 00:01:17,207 --> 00:01:20,384 This is the best Rockymovie ever. 39 00:01:20,428 --> 00:01:22,082 And even though he still thought it was aRocky movie, 40 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:23,953 Barry was obsessed. 41 00:01:23,996 --> 00:01:24,736 ♪ A jump to the left ♪ 42 00:01:24,780 --> 00:01:25,868 Oh! 43 00:01:25,911 --> 00:01:28,044 ♪ I'm twisted up inside 44 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,960 ♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say 45 00:01:33,571 --> 00:01:35,486 ♪ I don't know the future 46 00:01:35,530 --> 00:01:38,794 ♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪ 47 00:01:38,837 --> 00:01:41,362 ADULT ADAM: It was October 30, 1980-something, 48 00:01:41,405 --> 00:01:44,408 and one of our family's most legendary, terrifying, 49 00:01:44,452 --> 00:01:48,064 and 100% true stories was about to take place. 50 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,239 It's showtime! 51 00:01:49,283 --> 00:01:50,371 Is this a Halloween costume 52 00:01:50,414 --> 00:01:51,937 or one of your everyday dumb things? 53 00:01:51,981 --> 00:01:53,461 It's Beetlejuice. 54 00:01:53,504 --> 00:01:56,464 Hey! My bagel! Watch it, beetle bug. 55 00:01:56,507 --> 00:01:58,466 Sorry, but I'm a reckless spirit who causes havoc. 56 00:01:58,509 --> 00:02:01,164 I'm a hungry spirit that pays the bills, so shut up. 57 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:03,949 Beloved family, look at these old, dusty, 58 00:02:03,993 --> 00:02:05,951 and therefore priceless 59 00:02:05,995 --> 00:02:08,824 fancy French paintings I bought at a garage sale. 60 00:02:08,867 --> 00:02:11,522 Oh, boy. I just discovered why art is important. 61 00:02:11,566 --> 00:02:13,568 You paid for that crap? I could paint better butts. 62 00:02:13,611 --> 00:02:15,091 You know, I'm glad you said that, 63 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,441 because there's a couples painting class at The Learning Annex... 64 00:02:17,485 --> 00:02:18,573 I love 'em. Put 'em up. 65 00:02:18,616 --> 00:02:20,227 Great! Adam, be careful on the stairs. 66 00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:23,186 Don't be a clumsy gorkus and smash into them. 67 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:24,622 I love you, but you're a gorkus. 68 00:02:24,666 --> 00:02:26,320 Hey, Bevy, the boy's no Gregory Hines, 69 00:02:26,363 --> 00:02:28,539 but he knows how to work a staircase. 70 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:30,933 I just defended you, ya gorkus! 71 00:02:30,976 --> 00:02:32,326 Look at these treasures. 72 00:02:32,369 --> 00:02:33,457 Aren't they lovely? 73 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:35,024 They're butts. 74 00:02:35,067 --> 00:02:37,287 ADULT ADAM: Yeah, those dusty old butt paintings were there to stay. 75 00:02:37,331 --> 00:02:39,463 That is, until day turned to night 76 00:02:39,507 --> 00:02:42,031 and strange things started to happen. 77 00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:44,990 Adam, I told you to stay off the stairs!Adam, you moron! 78 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:47,906 ADULT ADAM: But I wasn't on the stairs. In fact, no one was. 79 00:02:47,950 --> 00:02:49,821 [GASPS] Murray, that wasn't Adam. 80 00:02:49,865 --> 00:02:52,128 He just walked in dressed as an old Hawaiian lady. 81 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:54,348 I'm Weird Al. I only changed my costume 82 00:02:54,391 --> 00:02:55,784 'cause there's another Beetlejuice at school. 83 00:02:55,827 --> 00:02:57,089 I let Zach Rosen have the win. 84 00:02:57,133 --> 00:02:58,047 His parents are getting divorced. 85 00:02:58,090 --> 00:02:59,701 Thanks for that journey, 86 00:02:59,744 --> 00:03:01,050 but if it wasn't you, how did that picture fall? 87 00:03:01,093 --> 00:03:02,617 Something's not right here, 88 00:03:02,660 --> 00:03:05,272 something beyond the scope of our understanding. 89 00:03:05,315 --> 00:03:06,925 ADULT ADAM: She was right. Something was up, 90 00:03:06,969 --> 00:03:08,797 something otherworldly and not quite... 91 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,799 [OMINOUS CHORD PLAYS] 92 00:03:10,842 --> 00:03:13,193 That was my accordion. What a haunting sound, huh? 93 00:03:13,236 --> 00:03:15,456 Yep. Those paintings were creepy. 94 00:03:15,499 --> 00:03:16,674 But when the clock struck midnight, 95 00:03:16,718 --> 00:03:18,937 things got truly terrifying. 96 00:03:18,981 --> 00:03:19,982 [PAINTING CLATTERS] 97 00:03:22,376 --> 00:03:24,856 Murray, wake up. Something's going on downstairs. 98 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:27,294 It's probably just a burglar. Go back to bed. 99 00:03:27,337 --> 00:03:29,034 But she was too freaked out to sleep, 100 00:03:29,078 --> 00:03:30,862 so she made my dad go check it out, 101 00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:32,734 and this is how he explained it. 102 00:03:32,777 --> 00:03:34,823 Yeah, it's just the house settling. 103 00:03:34,866 --> 00:03:36,738 But an hour later, another one fell. 104 00:03:36,781 --> 00:03:38,479 [CLATTER] [GASPS] 105 00:03:38,522 --> 00:03:40,524 And my dad found a new reason why. 106 00:03:40,568 --> 00:03:41,830 Wind did it. 107 00:03:41,873 --> 00:03:43,832 [GASPS] But the paintings just kept falling. 108 00:03:43,875 --> 00:03:44,920 Tiny earthquake. 109 00:03:44,963 --> 00:03:46,182 Army ants. Magnets. 110 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,923 Meteor shower. Wall raccoon. 111 00:03:47,966 --> 00:03:50,186 Local train derailment. Local volcano. 112 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,709 Army ants again. 113 00:03:51,753 --> 00:03:55,974 Local youths who were on the train that derailed earlier. 114 00:03:56,018 --> 00:03:58,020 ADULT ADAM: While my dad thought he had all the answers, 115 00:03:58,063 --> 00:04:00,240 my sister was trying to memorize them for her next test. 116 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:01,850 Having fun with that thing? 117 00:04:01,893 --> 00:04:03,939 Oh, you know it. Had a brief scare with the phone cord, 118 00:04:03,982 --> 00:04:05,506 but it's been smooth sailing since the rug. 119 00:04:05,549 --> 00:04:08,117 Good Hallow's Eve, sister. Geofferson. 120 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,553 What do you want? 121 00:04:09,597 --> 00:04:11,425 I'd very much like to host an intimate gathering 122 00:04:11,468 --> 00:04:13,296 to celebrate the passing of October. 123 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:14,471 A Halloween party? 124 00:04:14,515 --> 00:04:16,517 I love it. That's way better than my idea. 125 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:18,345 We shall burn this dorm to the ground. 126 00:04:18,388 --> 00:04:19,476 It's not happening. 127 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:20,956 But you're the one who's always saying 128 00:04:20,999 --> 00:04:23,350 how important it is for me to make new college friends. 129 00:04:23,393 --> 00:04:25,569 The word I used was "impossible." 130 00:04:25,613 --> 00:04:28,355 Well, it won't be when it's Rocky Horror-themed. 131 00:04:28,398 --> 00:04:30,444 Oh, that sounds like a good time... 132 00:04:30,487 --> 00:04:32,446 To consider how Erica might feel about it. 133 00:04:32,489 --> 00:04:34,709 There isn't gonna be a party, because I have a chem midterm 134 00:04:34,752 --> 00:04:36,101 to study for, and so do you. 135 00:04:36,145 --> 00:04:37,189 Then we're in full agreement. 136 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:38,321 [CLAPS HANDS] Good talk. 137 00:04:38,365 --> 00:04:39,714 Barry, there will be no ragers, 138 00:04:39,757 --> 00:04:41,542 no bashes, no shindigs, 139 00:04:41,585 --> 00:04:44,153 hootenannies, soirees, amusements, teas, galas, 140 00:04:44,196 --> 00:04:46,242 festivities, or functions of any kind. 141 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,765 I hear you loud and angry. 142 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:49,289 ADULT ADAM: But he really didn't. 143 00:04:49,332 --> 00:04:51,682 Geoff soon discovered that Barry didn't care what Erica thought. 144 00:04:51,726 --> 00:04:52,944 Oh, no. 145 00:04:52,988 --> 00:04:55,338 Yep, Big Tasty'sRocky Horror party was very much on... 146 00:04:55,382 --> 00:04:56,992 Oh, no. 147 00:04:57,035 --> 00:04:58,776 ...and very well advertised. 148 00:04:58,820 --> 00:05:00,691 Oh, cuss word, no! 149 00:05:00,735 --> 00:05:02,911 Oh, cuss word, yes, my high-strung friend. 150 00:05:02,954 --> 00:05:04,042 Barry, y-you can't! 151 00:05:04,086 --> 00:05:05,827 And yet I have. 152 00:05:05,870 --> 00:05:07,916 I'm also doing this. 153 00:05:07,959 --> 00:05:10,658 Oh, no! This sweet autumn breeze will be the end of me! 154 00:05:10,701 --> 00:05:12,486 As Geoff freaked out about Barry's party, 155 00:05:12,529 --> 00:05:15,140 things got even freakier back home. 156 00:05:15,184 --> 00:05:17,186 Somebody slashed my art. 157 00:05:17,229 --> 00:05:20,363 Yep, this 100% really happened. 158 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:22,017 You know what that means, don't you? 159 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:24,628 We have a ghost, and that ghost hates butts. 160 00:05:24,672 --> 00:05:26,630 Stop! There's no such thing as ghosts! 161 00:05:26,674 --> 00:05:28,153 Of course there is! 162 00:05:28,197 --> 00:05:30,373 There's Large Marge from Pee-wee's Big Adventure, 163 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:32,288 the poltergeist from Poltergeist, 164 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:35,509 and Blinky, Inky, Pinky, and Clyde from Pac-Man. 165 00:05:35,552 --> 00:05:37,641 Those are some very compelling examples, Murray. 166 00:05:37,685 --> 00:05:39,817 Examples of things that aren't real. 167 00:05:39,861 --> 00:05:41,863 It's obviously a spirit with unfinished business 168 00:05:41,906 --> 00:05:44,213 trapped in the realm of the living.Obviously. 169 00:05:44,256 --> 00:05:45,649 Ghosts aren't real! 170 00:05:45,693 --> 00:05:48,739 Our mailman's niece ignored a scary ghost 171 00:05:48,783 --> 00:05:50,393 who frightened her so badly 172 00:05:50,437 --> 00:05:51,568 that her hair turned bone-white, 173 00:05:51,612 --> 00:05:53,396 and now she has to play Mrs. Santa Claus 174 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:54,876 at a year-round Christmas store. 175 00:05:54,919 --> 00:05:57,574 It's hard to argue with that iron-clad evidence, 176 00:05:57,618 --> 00:06:00,882 eh, but let me try... No ghosts! 177 00:06:00,925 --> 00:06:03,058 Adam, we have to get to the bottom of this. 178 00:06:03,101 --> 00:06:05,408 On it! You got the fear, I got the gear. 179 00:06:05,452 --> 00:06:06,975 ADULT ADAM: We were haunted, probably, 180 00:06:07,018 --> 00:06:09,325 which finally gave me reason to say this. 181 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,545 I ain't afraid of no ghost. 182 00:06:11,588 --> 00:06:13,677 I mean, a little, but let's do this. 183 00:06:13,721 --> 00:06:15,636 And so we scoured the house 184 00:06:15,679 --> 00:06:16,767 from this side of the dining table 185 00:06:16,811 --> 00:06:18,508 to that side, 186 00:06:18,552 --> 00:06:21,685 until finally my mom felt an icy presence. 187 00:06:21,729 --> 00:06:23,252 Adam, right here. 188 00:06:23,295 --> 00:06:25,776 I'm getting chills and goose bumps right here under this vent. 189 00:06:25,820 --> 00:06:29,084 Will you two knuckleheads stop yakking about ghosts? 190 00:06:29,127 --> 00:06:31,086 I'm trying to watch the Eagles blow a lead. 191 00:06:31,129 --> 00:06:33,305 How could you be watching sports right now? 192 00:06:33,349 --> 00:06:35,656 A departed soul is interplaying with our world. 193 00:06:35,699 --> 00:06:36,918 Yeah, it's not. 194 00:06:36,961 --> 00:06:39,660 To be clear, you would never believe in anything 195 00:06:39,703 --> 00:06:40,835 that couldn't be explained? 196 00:06:40,878 --> 00:06:42,489 Of course not. Interesting. 197 00:06:42,532 --> 00:06:45,840 So, if I came into the den and touched this wall 198 00:06:45,883 --> 00:06:47,058 during an Eagles game, 199 00:06:47,102 --> 00:06:49,147 that wouldn't bother you even a little? 200 00:06:49,191 --> 00:06:51,236 Bup, bup, bup! Keep your hands off my lucky wall. 201 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,500 [CROWD GROANING ON TV] 202 00:06:53,543 --> 00:06:56,807 Tony Franklin misses the extra point! 203 00:06:56,851 --> 00:06:59,114 He's Mr. Automatic! What have you done? 204 00:06:59,157 --> 00:07:01,290 So you do believe in things that can't be explained, 205 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:02,857 but only when it suits you. 206 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:04,598 Don't turn this around on me. 207 00:07:04,641 --> 00:07:06,861 We all know my lucky wall 208 00:07:06,904 --> 00:07:09,298 has been a great part of the Eagles' success for years. 209 00:07:09,341 --> 00:07:10,995 But ghosts are hooey. 210 00:07:11,039 --> 00:07:13,258 And you still haven't explained all those ripped butts. 211 00:07:13,302 --> 00:07:14,172 Yeah, Murray, the butts! 212 00:07:14,216 --> 00:07:15,696 I can explain it. 213 00:07:15,739 --> 00:07:17,349 Oh, I can explain it with science. 214 00:07:17,393 --> 00:07:19,221 [LAUGHS] [LAUGHING] Oh! 215 00:07:19,264 --> 00:07:20,614 Science! 216 00:07:20,657 --> 00:07:23,617 [LAUGHING] Oh-ho-ho! What, was math busy?[LAUGHS] 217 00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:25,619 I'm gonna go wash your beakers. 218 00:07:25,662 --> 00:07:27,403 ADULT ADAM: My dad wasn't gonna take this sitting down, 219 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:30,493 so he went straight to my science teacher, Doc Katman. 220 00:07:30,537 --> 00:07:33,104 You're gonna help me prove there's no such thing as ghosts. 221 00:07:33,148 --> 00:07:34,845 A real-life science adventure? 222 00:07:34,889 --> 00:07:36,543 I'm in! 223 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:37,848 As my dad was seeking answers, 224 00:07:37,892 --> 00:07:40,721 Geoff was hiding Barry's party from Erica. 225 00:07:40,764 --> 00:07:43,027 It's sweet of you, but you don't have to walk me home from class. 226 00:07:43,071 --> 00:07:44,420 Hey, I insist. 227 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,595 You know, I want to make sure 228 00:07:45,639 --> 00:07:47,423 that you get where you need to get and see... Wow! 229 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,772 Would you look at that? 230 00:07:48,816 --> 00:07:50,426 It's a cloud. 231 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,863 Looks like a misshapen...ball. 232 00:07:52,907 --> 00:07:54,125 Wow. It happened. 233 00:07:54,169 --> 00:07:55,562 We're out of things to say to each other. 234 00:07:55,605 --> 00:07:58,739 Oh! Hey, would you look at me when you talk to me? 235 00:07:58,782 --> 00:08:00,958 What the hell, man? I just love you so damn much. 236 00:08:01,002 --> 00:08:02,351 I just want to lock eyes as we walk 237 00:08:02,394 --> 00:08:03,787 so I can drink in this beauty. 238 00:08:03,831 --> 00:08:05,136 That's kind of nice, 239 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:06,573 but how are we gonna see where we're going? 240 00:08:06,616 --> 00:08:09,227 Oh, good point. I should blindfold you 241 00:08:09,271 --> 00:08:12,361 and take you to this super-secret romantic spot that I just thought of. 242 00:08:12,404 --> 00:08:13,884 Wow, I'm so spontaneous! 243 00:08:13,928 --> 00:08:15,886 What are you doing? You know you burn easily! 244 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:18,062 ♪♪ 245 00:08:18,106 --> 00:08:21,283 Where is he? 246 00:08:21,326 --> 00:08:23,372 Make sure you cover every square inch of space on that board. 247 00:08:23,415 --> 00:08:25,548 Trust me, Big Tasty, when I'm done, 248 00:08:25,592 --> 00:08:27,463 no one at this college will be able to find a dog sitter, 249 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,509 guitar lessons, or the hotline to call 250 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:30,988 when negative thoughts are taking over. 251 00:08:31,032 --> 00:08:32,599 Hey, uh, just so we're clear, 252 00:08:32,642 --> 00:08:34,035 how long do I have to wear this heavy thing? 253 00:08:34,078 --> 00:08:36,994 As long as it takes to catch the eye of everyone on campus. 254 00:08:37,038 --> 00:08:38,996 And you should be moving around more. 255 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:40,955 Start jogging. Move those little legs. 256 00:08:40,998 --> 00:08:42,217 You got it, Big Tasty. 257 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:44,219 And you not saying thanks is thanks enough. 258 00:08:44,262 --> 00:08:46,656 Naked Rob, where the hell is my skywriter? 259 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:48,789 Nowhere, because it costs $3,000 260 00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:50,617 and I'm still technically a boy. 261 00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:52,749 Totally unacceptable. I agree! 262 00:08:52,793 --> 00:08:56,448 You are the worst roommate/brother/dumbass ever! 263 00:08:56,492 --> 00:08:58,189 Way to rat me out, Geoff. 264 00:08:58,233 --> 00:09:00,714 You're uninvited to the party I'm definitely still having. 265 00:09:00,757 --> 00:09:01,932 Damn it, Barry. When are you gonna learn 266 00:09:01,976 --> 00:09:03,847 that college isn't all about partying? 267 00:09:03,891 --> 00:09:06,633 When are you gonna learn that college is not all about studying? 268 00:09:06,676 --> 00:09:09,157 I have to study. I can't afford to screw up again. 269 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,680 Well, I can't afford to not have this party. 270 00:09:12,073 --> 00:09:13,378 Don't you staple that flier. 271 00:09:13,422 --> 00:09:14,728 Or what? Guys, come on. 272 00:09:14,771 --> 00:09:16,207 There's gotta be a way to handle this. 273 00:09:16,251 --> 00:09:17,818 Too late! I'm stapling it. 274 00:09:17,861 --> 00:09:19,602 No! Ohh, no! [STAPLE GUN FIRES] 275 00:09:19,646 --> 00:09:21,604 Oh, God, it's in the meat! 276 00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:24,389 What the hell, man? You just stapled my boyfriend! 277 00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:26,435 I'm holding a staple gun! He knew the risks! 278 00:09:26,478 --> 00:09:27,567 Ugh! Aah! 279 00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:29,569 Whoa! Ow! Ow! 280 00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:30,657 [BOTH GRUNTING] 281 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:32,615 We gotta break this up! Ow! Ow! 282 00:09:32,659 --> 00:09:34,704 Don't worry, everyone. They're related. 283 00:09:34,748 --> 00:09:36,488 It's totally normal. 284 00:09:36,532 --> 00:09:38,316 And that dude getting housed by his sister 285 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:39,491 is having a Halloween party tomorrow. 286 00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:40,797 Damn right I am! 287 00:09:40,841 --> 00:09:43,234 No, you're not! Ohh! Ow! Ow! Ow! 288 00:09:45,062 --> 00:09:47,282 ADULT ADAM: After their public throwdown in the quad, 289 00:09:47,325 --> 00:09:50,067 the dean called Barry and Erica in for a private meeting. 290 00:09:50,111 --> 00:09:52,461 We take fighting very seriously. 291 00:09:52,504 --> 00:09:54,202 Oh, God, will this go on our permanent records? 292 00:09:54,245 --> 00:09:55,769 Are you a student here? Boyfriend of a student. 293 00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:57,379 That's not anything. And yet it's all I got. 294 00:09:57,422 --> 00:09:58,902 Look, Dean Dean... 295 00:09:58,946 --> 00:10:01,470 Oh, actually, I'm no longer a dean with the name Dean. 296 00:10:01,513 --> 00:10:04,429 I've been promoted to "Executive Student Administrator." 297 00:10:04,473 --> 00:10:05,953 You get a raise? 298 00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:08,085 It was just a title bump, but it's quite prestigious. 299 00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:10,131 Dean Dean got nothing. 300 00:10:10,174 --> 00:10:12,568 Look, what my idiot brother is trying to say is we're sorry 301 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,222 and we'll cancel this insane Halloween party. 302 00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:15,440 No, we won't. 303 00:10:15,484 --> 00:10:16,659 Oh, oh, no. Here we go. 304 00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:18,269 I missed my window to leave. 305 00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:20,228 Look, I just thought it'd be fun to put down the books 306 00:10:20,271 --> 00:10:21,838 and blow off some steam, you know? 307 00:10:21,882 --> 00:10:23,274 You make a good point. What? 308 00:10:23,318 --> 00:10:24,493 He does? I do? 309 00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:25,973 Students need an outlet. 310 00:10:26,016 --> 00:10:30,673 And, uh, I happen to be a bit of a Rocky Horrorfan myself. 311 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,066 I played Frank-N-Furter in high school, 312 00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:33,981 in my living room, wearing my mother's... It doesn't matter. 313 00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:36,592 But you're an educator. Grades should be the only thing. 314 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,464 You can't just study all the time, or you'll burn out. 315 00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:41,162 The party is on. 316 00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:44,774 Yes! The lesson is, do whatever you want and it'll all work out. 317 00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:46,733 That's not it at all. Thank you, Dean Dean. 318 00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:49,692 Even though the school doesn't value you, I do. 319 00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:52,173 Last time, I flunked out because I screwed around too much, 320 00:10:52,216 --> 00:10:55,176 and now I'm being punished for taking school too seriously? 321 00:10:55,219 --> 00:10:56,525 This is garbage. 322 00:10:56,568 --> 00:10:58,266 Congratulations on your promotion. 323 00:10:58,309 --> 00:10:59,354 Get out. Okay. 324 00:10:59,397 --> 00:11:01,008 ADULT ADAM: And so Barry's bash was a go. 325 00:11:01,051 --> 00:11:04,794 Meanwhile, our mom would stop at nothing to prove we had a ghost. 326 00:11:04,838 --> 00:11:06,056 If this house was haunted when we bought it, 327 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,797 they should have disclosed that. 328 00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:10,931 Hey, Jeanine. It's Beverly Goldberg. 329 00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:12,541 Yeah, listen, when the Wexlers lived here, 330 00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:14,761 were any of them violently murdered, 331 00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:16,980 becoming apparitions intent on revenge? 332 00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:18,460 Give me that. Hey! What the hell? 333 00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:19,635 Please welcome Doc Katman. 334 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,506 [CHUCKLES] Why is my teacher here? 335 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,683 So I can prove to you once and for all 336 00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:25,728 that there's no such thing as ghosts. 337 00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:26,860 Show him the paintings. 338 00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:29,166 Here's my mom's soft-core art. It's butts. 339 00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:31,734 Go ahead. Good luck explaining the unexplainable. 340 00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:34,694 There appears to be some wood rot on the frame. 341 00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:37,697 And these hooks seem way too weak 342 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,873 for the weight of the picture. 343 00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:42,179 Boom! You've been scienced! 344 00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:44,529 Well, how do you explain the rips in the canvas? 345 00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:49,360 Possibly when it fell, the impact caused the rips. 346 00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:50,797 Suck on the logic! 347 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,407 You do make some interesting points, 348 00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:54,322 but perhaps there's another explanation. 349 00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:56,063 [DOORBELL RINGS] 350 00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:57,804 You're not the only one with an expert, Murray. 351 00:11:57,847 --> 00:11:59,849 ADULT ADAM: No, he wasn't, which is why my mom brought in 352 00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:01,764 some paranormal backup of her own. 353 00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:03,200 You brought Stevie Nicks? 354 00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:06,769 Welcome Karen English, Philly's most famous radio psychic. 355 00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:07,857 No way! 356 00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,903 It's true. I've done local TV, as well. 357 00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:12,819 Anyone who's anyone with a haunting sees Karen. 358 00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,777 Extremely famous people, 359 00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:17,562 who I will not mention because I am discreet. 360 00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:20,087 But let's just say the 76ers paid for my pool. 361 00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:21,828 Celebrities are just like us. 362 00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:23,220 Oh, shh, shh, shh. 363 00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:26,049 I am definitely picking up a presence. 364 00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:28,704 So am I. It's annoying and wearing a shawl. 365 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,838 I also feel something. I'm naturally very intuitive. 366 00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:33,404 I could've been a psychic. [EXHALES SHARPLY] 367 00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:35,798 Spirit, we mean you no harm. 368 00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,626 Please advise us of your intentions. 369 00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:40,063 Ooh. Very interesting. 370 00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:42,065 Oh, balls. What is it? Oh, I-I'm sensing, 371 00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:45,765 um, an ancient Indian burial ground. 372 00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:47,767 No. This is a Victorian presence. 373 00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:52,032 Exactly. An ancient Victorian Indian burial ground. 374 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:55,339 [SHIVERS] I feel the spirit of a young girl. 375 00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:57,254 Jump in any time, Science Guy. 376 00:12:57,298 --> 00:13:00,127 May I ask which method you're using for that hypothesis? 377 00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:02,042 I have a tingly feeling. 378 00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:05,436 The problem with feelings is they can't be proven. 379 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:08,091 Can you prove love? Or is that just a feeling? 380 00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:10,790 Great counterpoint, locally famous Karen English. 381 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:13,531 Actually, you can test love. 382 00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:15,446 It's really a blend of chemicals. 383 00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:16,752 Adrenaline, dopamine... 384 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,493 Oh, I feel sorry for you. 385 00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:20,190 I guess I am lonely at times. 386 00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:21,888 We all are. 387 00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,063 ADULT ADAM: Just when this ghost story couldn't get any weirder... 388 00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:24,629 What the hell's going on here? 389 00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:26,327 ...something unexplainable happened. 390 00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:28,764 [GLASS SHATTERS] A glass vase mysteriously shattered. 391 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,722 BEVERLY: Oh, no. The ghost girl broke my vase. 392 00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:33,508 Oh, the spirit is deeply troubled by something in this room. 393 00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:34,901 I called it! It's the butts! 394 00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:36,554 I also knew it was butts. 395 00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:37,904 I didn't want to say anything before, 396 00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:40,036 but the butts were very suspicious. 397 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,429 See, Murray? What do you say now? 398 00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:43,083 Eh, it's army ants. 399 00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:44,649 Murray, stop blaming the ants. 400 00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:46,564 Why can't you just acknowledge 401 00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:49,350 that some things can't be explained? 402 00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:51,700 Oh, I can acknowledge one thing that can't be explained... 403 00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:54,137 Why I choose to live in a house of morons. 404 00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:56,748 While my dad refused to believe in the supernatural, 405 00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:58,533 Barry was super psyched to spread the word 406 00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:00,665 about his school-sanctioned Rocky bash... 407 00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:02,189 Until this happened. 408 00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:05,757 An "F"? Uh... [CHUCKLES] I think you mean "D." 409 00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:07,107 I don't. How did this happen? 410 00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:08,282 Did you study? 411 00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:10,850 No, but a very prestigious school administrator 412 00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,895 said I needed a work/party balance. 413 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:16,072 Did he also say that you will never become a doctor with grades like these? 414 00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:17,552 But that's my dream. 415 00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:19,597 Why would he encourage my reckless lifestyle 416 00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:21,338 without highlighting the consequences? 417 00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:23,732 Well, if I were you, I'd drop everything else 418 00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:26,126 and start cramming for the next exam. 419 00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:28,519 I'm hosting an epic rager for the ages tonight. 420 00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:30,521 Rocky Horror? 421 00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:32,306 What is this nonsense? 422 00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:34,786 It's a movie about a mad scientist 423 00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,919 who's actually an alien cross-dresser 424 00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:39,052 who creates a muscle man in his lab. 425 00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:42,620 Just another offensive portrayal of a scientist. 426 00:14:42,664 --> 00:14:46,537 Why don't we ever hear about the well-adjusted scientist 427 00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:48,191 who pays his taxes 428 00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:51,194 and shows up consistently for his nephew Brandon? 429 00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:53,762 Why is this guy walking around in his undies? 430 00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:54,763 That's Brad. He's a doof. 431 00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:55,807 You're a doof. 432 00:14:57,418 --> 00:14:59,681 Damn it, Janet. 433 00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:01,988 Hey, Bar, true or false... I crushed the exam. 434 00:15:02,031 --> 00:15:03,859 Oh, here's a hint... It's true. 435 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,208 I'm really happy for you, Erica. 436 00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:07,645 Don't be gracious in your pathetic defeat. 437 00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:09,343 So you got one bad grade. 438 00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:12,085 No. It's not just the test. I have to cancel the party. 439 00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:13,521 But I thought this was your big chance 440 00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:16,219 to meet new people and make new friends, blah, blah, blah. 441 00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:18,439 Yeah. I've clearly failed at that, too. 442 00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:20,267 Come on. It's not that bad. 443 00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:24,184 You know, most people who fail out of college at least have fun doing it. 444 00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,665 I haven't even had that. 445 00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:30,451 ADULT ADAM: With that, Barry's dreams of an epic party were dead. 446 00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:33,758 Back home, it was time to reach beyond the grave. 447 00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:36,761 In order to send the spirit to its proper afterlife, 448 00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:40,200 we need to apologize for disturbing her rest. 449 00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:42,028 It was terrifying but true. 450 00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:44,682 We really did apologize to a ghost. 451 00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,119 Beverly, would you like to begin? 452 00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:50,123 Dear little ghost girl, I am sorry that I offended you 453 00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:53,822 with my priceless and extremely fancy tushy paintings. 454 00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:56,825 And I'm sorry I wasn't offended by the butts 455 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:59,045 and, at times, quite excited by them. 456 00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:01,482 And I'm sorry I clung to logic and reason 457 00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:04,137 like the cold automaton all my romantic partners 458 00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:05,442 have accused me of being. 459 00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:06,617 [SWITCH CLICKS] Ooh. 460 00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:08,663 What's this circle of nonsense? 461 00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:10,056 It's not nonsense, Murray. 462 00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:12,232 We are talking to the dead ghost girl. 463 00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:14,625 Karen English says we have to apologize. 464 00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:15,583 You too, Katman? 465 00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:17,106 She's on the radio. 466 00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:18,978 And you're the only one who hasn't done it yet, so... 467 00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,849 You want me to apologize to a ghost? 468 00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:23,373 Fine. Hey, ghost! 469 00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:25,810 I'm sorry you have to watch my wife 470 00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:27,769 carry on like a crazy person! 471 00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:30,946 You know, Murray, I don't care 472 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,252 that you don't believe in ghosts, 473 00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:34,863 but it really hurts that you're not on my team. 474 00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,386 What, this team of crazies you assembled? 475 00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:38,432 No. My team. 476 00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:40,738 You should believe in me. 477 00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:43,872 You know, I haven't washed your filthy Eagles jersey in months 478 00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:45,787 because I support your weird stuff. 479 00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:47,180 Not the same. 480 00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:48,920 Of course it is, but it doesn't matter. 481 00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:51,227 I will always back you up. 482 00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:53,925 I wish you'd do the same for me. 483 00:16:57,973 --> 00:17:00,323 ADULT ADAM: Halloween was here, and in this terrifying tale, 484 00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,108 it wasn't the ghost that shocked everyone. 485 00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:03,718 It was my dad. 486 00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:05,111 Hey. Hey. 487 00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:06,982 I thought you hated candles. 488 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,158 They're good in the bathroom for masking stuff. 489 00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:10,725 You also said no one should spend money 490 00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:12,814 on something that's gonna melt into a puddle. 491 00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:14,207 I say a lotta dumb things. 492 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,992 That's why I'm here... 'Cause I'm sorry. 493 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,254 You're apologizing to me? 494 00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:20,039 Not exactly to you. 495 00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:23,216 Hey, ghost! 496 00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:27,655 Uh, sorry that I said you were baloney. 497 00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,744 I'm even more sorry, though, 498 00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:32,747 that I didn't acknowledge my wife's feelings, 499 00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:36,359 because I love how passionate she is 500 00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:39,014 about the stuff she believes in. 501 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,843 And from now on, I'm gonna be on her team, 502 00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:43,845 because we make a great one. 503 00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:47,283 Thank you, Murray. 504 00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:50,373 Could you do me a favor? Could you, uh, talk to the ghost? 505 00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:51,722 What are you saying? 506 00:17:51,766 --> 00:17:53,550 Do what you do best. 507 00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:56,423 Protect the family and tear that ghost a new one. 508 00:17:56,466 --> 00:17:59,165 ADULT ADAM: Turns out the only way to get rid of a prim and proper ghost 509 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,950 was to unleash Beverly Goldberg. 510 00:18:01,993 --> 00:18:05,258 Uh, hey, Victorian girl... 511 00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:07,086 You're gonna need to get the [BLEEP] out of my house... 512 00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:08,609 Hoo-hoo! 513 00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:11,873 ...or I am gonna sell this house to a family of nudists. 514 00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,701 She'll do it! 515 00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:15,833 And it's not gonna be the fit, athletic kind of nudists, either. 516 00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:17,226 Oh, no. 517 00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:18,532 There's gonna be bits and bobs 518 00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:20,925 flappin' all around the kitchen. 519 00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:22,318 [LAUGHING] This is ridiculous. I love it. 520 00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:24,929 It will be hygienically disgusting. 521 00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,322 Give it to 'em, Bevy. 522 00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,411 So get the [BLEEP] out of my [BLEEP] house, 523 00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:31,501 you [BLEEP]-hating [BLEEP] ghost! 524 00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:33,112 Shame on you. 525 00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:35,592 ADULT ADAM: With that, my parents put the dead to rest for good. 526 00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:37,246 Meanwhile, Geoff and my sister 527 00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,379 were helping breathe life back into Barry. 528 00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:41,816 Where are we? This isn't the library. 529 00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:43,818 Is it? ERICA: No, dummy. 530 00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:46,429 I didn't want you to miss your party, so I uncanceled it. 531 00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:48,039 Yeah, and it got so big, we had to move it 532 00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,432 out of your dorm and into this theater. 533 00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:51,478 What? How'd you do all this? 534 00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:53,871 Luckily, I have a boyfriend with no job or school 535 00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:55,221 and a lot of time on his hands. 536 00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:57,048 It's true. I'm lost and not dealing with it. 537 00:18:57,092 --> 00:19:00,182 Why would you do this for me after I publicly handed you your ass in the quad? 538 00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:01,836 That's clearly not what happened, 539 00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:04,230 but I know how hard college is. 540 00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:06,797 I've been there. I'm still there. 541 00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:08,930 No one tells you it's gonna be harder than high school. 542 00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:10,845 Literally everyone does. 543 00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:13,021 But I struggled a lot last year, 544 00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:14,979 but I came out the other side. 545 00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:16,067 And you will, too. 546 00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:19,114 Look, we both need some balance, 547 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,768 so maybe we can help each other find it. 548 00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:23,249 [TIME WARPPLAYS] 549 00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:25,686 Oh, JTP? 550 00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:27,253 TOGETHER: JTP! 551 00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:28,689 Whoa. You coming, buddy? 552 00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:29,777 We need our Frank-N-Furter. 553 00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:32,388 ♪♪ 554 00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:33,476 Let's Time Warp. 555 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:35,435 ADULT ADAM: And Time Warp they did. 556 00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:37,263 Thanks to Erica and the JTP, 557 00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:39,917 Barry got his epic Halloween bash. 558 00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:41,223 ♪ I remember 559 00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:44,270 ♪ Doing the Time Warp 560 00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:47,795 [CHUCKLES] Ooh, look, Murray... A scary ghost. 561 00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:50,058 Yep, the best part about that legendary night 562 00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:51,233 was that everyone's differences 563 00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:53,104 brought them a little closer together. 564 00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:58,501 ♪ Let's do the Time Warp again 565 00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:02,723 ♪ Let's do the Time Warp again ♪ 566 00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:04,594 ♪♪ 567 00:20:04,638 --> 00:20:07,249 And that's the end of our Goldbergs ghost story. 568 00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:08,903 We never did find out exactly 569 00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:10,905 what caused the paintings to fall. 570 00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:13,516 But sometimes it's the unexplainable 571 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,301 that makes life exciting. 572 00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:17,868 [BARKS] [GARBAGE CAN RATTLES] 573 00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:20,306 GARLIN: I am with the real Beverly Goldberg. 574 00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:21,611 You had a poltergeist. 575 00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:24,527 One day, we saw the two nudes were lying on the floor. 576 00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:26,181 And he said, "Oh, my God, 577 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,749 "the kids must have knocked the pictures off the wall." 578 00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:31,621 And then a few days later, we hear a crash, and we run in, 579 00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:34,145 and these same two pictures are lying on the ground. 580 00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:36,191 And they were slashed across the rear end. 581 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,149 I happened to know a psychic. 582 00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:39,629 She was on the radio. 583 00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:42,110 She said, "You have a Victorian spirit here." 584 00:20:42,153 --> 00:20:43,633 The spirit is deeply troubled. 585 00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:46,332 I walked through the house room for room 586 00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:49,117 and yelled at the spirit, "If you don't wise up..." 587 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,119 "Get the [BLEEP] out of my [BLEEP] house!" 588 00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:53,991 "...we are gonna sell this house to some [BLEEP] people." 589 00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:55,993 To the people that bought the house from us, 590 00:20:56,037 --> 00:20:58,082 you shouldn't be afraid of the dining room. 591 00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:02,261 [DOORBELL RINGS] Trick or... Balls! 592 00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:03,566 Ohh. I'm sorry. 593 00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:05,786 [CHUCKLING] I wasn't expecting anyone. 594 00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:07,309 It's 8:00 on Halloween! 595 00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:08,528 Is it? 596 00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:10,312 I kinda lost track of time. 597 00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:11,835 Sweet Legs, why am I sensing 598 00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:14,055 negative energy entering our evening? 599 00:21:14,098 --> 00:21:15,970 My teacher and the kooky shawl lady? 600 00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:17,972 Oh, it's the butt boy. Why are you here? 601 00:21:18,015 --> 00:21:20,017 It's Adam. And again, it's Halloween. 602 00:21:20,061 --> 00:21:21,845 Why can't you sense that? 603 00:21:21,889 --> 00:21:24,457 And, oh, my God, why are you guys wearing matching robes? 604 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,110 Let's just say there are some things 605 00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:27,982 science can't explain. 606 00:21:28,025 --> 00:21:29,636 This is definitely the scariest thing I've ever seen.