1 00:00:01,169 --> 00:00:02,970 ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, the greatest frat comedy 2 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:06,807 of them all was Animal House... Food fight! 3 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:09,110 ...the story of a group of weirdos and underdogs 4 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:11,679 who overcame all obstacles to rule the school. 5 00:00:11,712 --> 00:00:13,581 And with Barry finally in college, 6 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:16,617 he wasted no time living out his favorite movie. 7 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:17,918 I'm joining a fraternity. 8 00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:19,120 Ugh. Why? 9 00:00:19,153 --> 00:00:21,789 Bros, babes, beer, and boat shoes! 10 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:24,092 Classism, hazing, dangerously excessive drinking. 11 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:25,826 Yeah, all of those awesome reasons. 12 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:28,162 Okay, horseshoe menorahs. 13 00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:29,363 Wow me. 14 00:00:29,397 --> 00:00:32,233 We're Omega Psi. It's the Greek alphabet. Is that not clear? 15 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:34,302 He struggles with the English alphabet, so... 16 00:00:34,335 --> 00:00:37,471 If I were to pledge, could I expect the following hijinks... 17 00:00:37,505 --> 00:00:39,540 Driving a motorcycle into a crowded party, 18 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:41,209 leaving a dead horse in a dean's office, 19 00:00:41,242 --> 00:00:43,344 and/or road-tripping to an all-girls college 20 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,045 to hit on the friends of a deceased student? 21 00:00:45,079 --> 00:00:46,847 We're more of an academic house. 22 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,048 Next! 23 00:00:48,082 --> 00:00:50,184 Hey. Erik Stratton, alumni director at Delta House. 24 00:00:50,218 --> 00:00:51,285 Damn glad to meet ya. 25 00:00:51,319 --> 00:00:53,053 That was Erik Stratton, alumni director. 26 00:00:53,087 --> 00:00:54,388 He was damn glad to meet you. (CHUCKLES) 27 00:00:54,422 --> 00:00:56,557 Why are you talking to me? I already have a grandpa. 28 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:58,326 Oh, we're doing the recruiting 'cause most of the guys 29 00:00:58,359 --> 00:00:59,727 in our frat are either hungover or... 30 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:00,828 In jail. ...in jail. 31 00:01:00,861 --> 00:01:02,530 Oh, I don't not like what I'm hearing. 32 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:03,631 Cold one? 33 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:04,698 It's 9:00 in the morning. 34 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:05,799 Yeah, we got a late start. 35 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:06,934 Let me ask you something. 36 00:01:06,967 --> 00:01:08,802 Can your house serve my needs 37 00:01:08,836 --> 00:01:10,504 as an alpha male in the upper echelons 38 00:01:10,538 --> 00:01:11,839 of society's wealthy and elite? 39 00:01:11,872 --> 00:01:14,408 Ha! Not even a little. Let me ask you something. 40 00:01:14,442 --> 00:01:15,976 Is that a Froot Loop in your hair? 41 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:17,311 It's an Apple Jack. 42 00:01:17,345 --> 00:01:19,079 This conversation is over. 43 00:01:20,348 --> 00:01:21,582 So, how many pledges do we have now? 44 00:01:21,615 --> 00:01:22,750 None yet. 45 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:23,984 Oh. One more, and we got one. 46 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:25,219 Barry, I don't care what you do, 47 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:27,255 but don't you think you're being a tad unrealistic 48 00:01:27,288 --> 00:01:29,190 about which fraternity is the right one for you? 49 00:01:29,223 --> 00:01:30,724 Silence! 50 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:32,360 I've found my people. 51 00:01:32,393 --> 00:01:34,228 ADULT ADAM: Yep, they were the perfect-haired, 52 00:01:34,262 --> 00:01:36,897 pastel-wearing blowhards of Beta Zeta, 53 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,499 and Barry had to be one of them. 54 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:41,169 Those khaki Ken Dolls? You're kidding, right? 55 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:42,903 Hi. Barry Goldberg. 56 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,539 And, no, you are not looking into a mirror. 57 00:01:45,573 --> 00:01:46,607 What can I do for you? 58 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:49,377 Well, it's obvious I'm Beta Zeta material, 59 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:51,179 so why don't you just make me a brother now 60 00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:53,747 so we can start making morally questionable choices together? 61 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:55,015 Barry, I'm leaving. 62 00:01:55,048 --> 00:01:57,185 All the smirking and popped collars are wigging me out. 63 00:01:57,218 --> 00:01:59,453 Okay, girl I've never met. 64 00:01:59,487 --> 00:02:01,422 Hi. I'm Beta Zeta president Rick Kentwood. 65 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:02,523 Of course you are. 66 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:03,757 And if you're not busy tomorrow night, 67 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:04,858 you should come by our house. 68 00:02:04,892 --> 00:02:06,460 We're hosting a classy get-together. 69 00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:07,928 "The Get Trashed Bash"? 70 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,397 Was "Douche Gala" taken? 71 00:02:09,430 --> 00:02:10,564 We accept! 72 00:02:10,598 --> 00:02:12,966 Me and this mouthy lady stranger will be there. 73 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,235 What are you doing? 74 00:02:14,268 --> 00:02:15,636 There's no way I'm going to that. 75 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:16,770 You have to! 76 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:19,607 For some unknown reason, he's taken with you. 77 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:22,943 So, we go, I charm him, ditch you, 78 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:25,446 and my life of nonstop toga adventures begins. 79 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:27,047 I guess that would mean that you'd have to move 80 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:28,949 out of our dorm and I'd never see your dumb face again. 81 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,150 We see it the same way. 82 00:02:30,184 --> 00:02:33,053 Now time to practice my lovable frat-brother antics, 83 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:34,855 like crushing beer cans against my forehead. 84 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:37,991 I know your weak spot, Mr. Pibb! 85 00:02:38,025 --> 00:02:40,093 (GROANS) I'm softening it up. 86 00:02:40,127 --> 00:02:41,395 (CRUNCH) Aah! 87 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:43,063 * I'm twisted up inside 88 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:45,833 * But nonetheless, I feel the need to say 89 00:02:49,036 --> 00:02:50,571 * I don't know the future 90 00:02:50,604 --> 00:02:54,208 * But the past keeps getting clearer every day * 91 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:56,844 ADULT ADAM: It was October 16th, 1980-something, 92 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:58,646 and my mom was still adjusting to the fact 93 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,781 that there was only one kid in the house to cook for. 94 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:02,115 Adam, breakfast! 95 00:03:03,451 --> 00:03:05,986 Uh, I already had some Mr. T cereal. 96 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,421 Well... (AS MR. T) I pity the fool 97 00:03:07,455 --> 00:03:09,623 who doesn't eat my pigs in a blanket. 98 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:11,592 Again you made too much. 99 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:13,661 Your two other kids are off in college. 100 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,596 How do you not know that by now? 101 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:17,030 Oh, I'm just fueling Adam up 102 00:03:17,064 --> 00:03:19,166 with high-energy meats for our big day. 103 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:21,269 Big day? With me? And also you? 104 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:23,003 Surprise! It's robot-themed. 105 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,104 POPS: Robots? 106 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:26,173 Adam, she knows your greatest weakness. 107 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,941 We start off by going to a matinee 108 00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:29,877 of this new movie called The Terminator 109 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:32,045 and then we move to Kiddie City 110 00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:34,648 to pick up the Transformer toy of your choice 111 00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:35,849 and, for the finale, 112 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:39,653 we're gonna see Styx at the Spectrum perform Mr. Roboto. 113 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:41,054 While I appreciate the pandering, 114 00:03:41,088 --> 00:03:43,324 I'm afraid I already have plans with Dave Kim. 115 00:03:43,357 --> 00:03:44,392 Dave Kim? 116 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:46,694 You're gonna blow off a day with me and robots 117 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:48,529 for that four-eyed drip? 118 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:49,930 Yeah. We were just gonna hang, 119 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:52,966 but now I think we're gonna do all your robot stuff instead. 120 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,001 Thanks for the idea! 121 00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:57,638 Beverly, enough with overwhelming Adam 122 00:03:57,671 --> 00:03:58,906 with all your love. 123 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:00,741 You need to find someone else. 124 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:02,075 Well, what have you got cooking today? 125 00:04:02,109 --> 00:04:03,311 You wanna see some robots? 126 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:04,878 I'm pretty jammed up, 127 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:08,048 but I know who you should ask... Your life partner. 128 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:09,517 You just saw Adam leave. 129 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:11,485 I'm talking about Murray! 130 00:04:11,519 --> 00:04:13,587 Yeah. Murray's good at a lot of things, 131 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:15,389 but doing stuff isn't one of them. 132 00:04:15,423 --> 00:04:18,759 You used to go to movies, weekends down the shore. 133 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:22,363 Go back to that magical time before you had kids 134 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:24,064 and start living! 135 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,265 (GRUMBLES) 136 00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:26,400 (WHISPERING) Now's your chance. 137 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:28,602 ADULT ADAM: In that moment, my mom realized 138 00:04:28,636 --> 00:04:31,672 she had to get Murray out of his chair and into her life. 139 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:33,407 It wasn't going to be easy. 140 00:04:33,441 --> 00:04:34,508 (GRUMBLES, SIGHS) 141 00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:35,743 Is that you saying "Good morning"? 142 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,277 (GRUMBLES) 143 00:04:37,311 --> 00:04:39,547 ADULT ADAM: As my mom worried about her future, 144 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:42,550 my bro gathered his oldest pals for an important pow-wow. 145 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:45,118 Thanks for coming to the weekly meeting of the JTP. 146 00:04:45,152 --> 00:04:46,387 ALL: JTP! 147 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:47,588 First order of business... 148 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,357 It's almost Matt Bradley's birthday, and I... 149 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:51,459 No one cares about stupid Matt Bradley 150 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:53,627 and how embarrassingly old he's getting. 151 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:56,096 It's true. No one likes to be confronted by their mortality. 152 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,598 Let's not make a big deal about it. 153 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:58,699 We won't. 154 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:00,734 First non-boring item to discuss... 155 00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:03,704 Big Tasty will be leaving shortly to attend a frat party. 156 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:04,972 Good for you. Fun. 157 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:07,207 Greek life! Sorry my birthday almost got in the way. 158 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:10,310 And I will likely be joining their brotherhood as a pledge. 159 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:11,645 You're killing it in college! 160 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:13,280 And you're not the only one 161 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:16,049 'cause I just made Haverford's varsity crew team 162 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:17,585 as their coxswain. 163 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:19,987 And everyone over at Villanova is loving my nakedness. 164 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:22,322 It's really nice to be a part of an open-minded community 165 00:05:22,356 --> 00:05:23,724 where nudity is celebrated. 166 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:26,126 My gap year working at The Gap couldn't be going better. 167 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,996 I'm getting paid, and I'm learning a valuable jean-craft. 168 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:32,332 And I just took my immersion into the Grateful Dead culture to the next level. 169 00:05:32,366 --> 00:05:33,901 Look. I grew my first dreadlock. 170 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:37,070 Look at us absolutely destroy post-high school, JTP. 171 00:05:37,104 --> 00:05:38,138 ALL: JTP! 172 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,673 That's why when I'm a frat god 173 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:41,341 and I ignore you and treat you like crap, 174 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:42,743 I won't feel that bad. 175 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:44,578 (LAUGHS) JTP. 176 00:05:44,612 --> 00:05:46,279 ALL: JTP? 177 00:05:46,313 --> 00:05:48,782 ADULT ADAM: While Barry left his crew in the dust for Greek life, 178 00:05:48,816 --> 00:05:51,652 my mom was on a mission to get my dad to enjoy life. 179 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:54,422 Come on! Get up! It's just a harmless head injury. 180 00:05:54,455 --> 00:05:57,357 God did not intend the human neck to bend that way. 181 00:05:57,391 --> 00:05:58,859 Man, I love football. 182 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:00,694 For sure. It's all I have. 183 00:06:00,728 --> 00:06:02,696 Murray, I'm gonna need five minutes of your time 184 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:04,164 and also the rest of your life. 185 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:06,033 What is this? I'm in the middle of a game here. 186 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:08,001 You are aware that in two years, 187 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:10,137 all of our little angels will be out of the house. 188 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:12,706 Just the thought of it makes me smile. Watch. 189 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:16,143 Oh, no. I've never seen your face do that. 190 00:06:16,176 --> 00:06:18,378 You can tell the skin doesn't even know how to crease. 191 00:06:18,412 --> 00:06:21,014 Well, unlike you, I live in total terror of that day 192 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:23,283 and all the sad and lonely ones that will follow. 193 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:26,353 Been there. After Lainey left, things got dark. 194 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:29,657 I rarely ate, showered, or ventured outside. 195 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:31,725 My hollow shell of a body 196 00:06:31,759 --> 00:06:34,728 would crawl out of Lainey's tear-stained bedroom 197 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:36,730 only to answer a phone that wasn't ringing. 198 00:06:36,764 --> 00:06:38,866 Is this why you didn't bring the nachos? 199 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:39,967 Yeah. 200 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,502 Bevy, all kids leave at some point. 201 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:42,570 What do you want me to do? 202 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:44,572 To reconnect with me. 203 00:06:44,605 --> 00:06:47,040 Let's pick out some activities we can do together 204 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:49,477 to help fill the terrible void of their departure. 205 00:06:49,510 --> 00:06:50,544 Activities? 206 00:06:50,578 --> 00:06:51,812 Golf. Too much walking. 207 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:53,246 Putt-putt golf. Too much walking. 208 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:55,015 Crocheting? My fingers are too thick, 209 00:06:55,048 --> 00:06:56,484 and also I don't want to. 210 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:57,851 You just rattle them off. 211 00:06:57,885 --> 00:06:59,152 I'll tell you when you hit one. 212 00:06:59,186 --> 00:07:00,253 Wine tasting. 213 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:01,555 Cooking class. Bowling. 214 00:07:01,589 --> 00:07:03,090 Sightseeing. Bird watching. 215 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:04,725 Learning a new language. Ceramics. 216 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,760 Yeah! Ceramics it is! 217 00:07:06,794 --> 00:07:08,395 No, no, no. The Eagles finally got a first down. 218 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:09,497 I'm not doing pottery. 219 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:11,198 Damn it, Murray, stop being such a lump! 220 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:14,034 This is the rest of our lives we're talking about! 221 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:15,235 Hey, you're complaining about things. 222 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:16,604 I'm listening. We're doing stuff. 223 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:18,138 That's not what I meant, and you know it. 224 00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:24,512 Don't worry, Bev. Murray's a good guy. He'll come around. 225 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:26,680 The best. But also the worst. 226 00:07:26,714 --> 00:07:28,716 He once told me I was too bald to look at. 227 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:30,618 He didn't clarify and I was too afraid to ask 228 00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:32,285 and now too much time has passed. 229 00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:33,721 That is a deeply upsetting story. 230 00:07:33,754 --> 00:07:35,222 For sure, but I love the guy. 231 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:39,192 And I do, too, but we all know he's not gonna come around. 232 00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:40,260 (SIGHS) 233 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,195 If the past 20 years have taught us anything, 234 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:45,132 it's that he is gonna sit in that damn chair for the rest of his life. 235 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:47,568 No man can sit in a chair for a lifetime. It can't be done. 236 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:50,137 Agreed. Every man has to move sometime. 237 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:51,772 You don't believe me? 238 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,306 Watch and learn. 239 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:58,378 Meet me back here in six hours. 240 00:07:58,411 --> 00:08:00,948 ADULT ADAM: Yep, back before home surveillance and nanny cams, 241 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,983 my mom invented the Murray cam, 242 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:05,919 and what she found blew Bill and Vic's mind. 243 00:08:05,953 --> 00:08:07,988 Unbelievable. 244 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:10,490 If he didn't move that one time to pet the dog, 245 00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:12,159 I'd swear the VCR was paused. 246 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:13,961 He's the most gifted sitter I've ever seen. 247 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:16,764 Maybe there is a way to get Murray out of that chair. 248 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:19,232 I'm gonna steal his friends. 249 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:21,334 Oh, no! He has other friends? 250 00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:23,103 No. I'm talking about you two dopes. 251 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:24,304 Oh, good! 252 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,306 If he sees us all doing amazing things together, 253 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,776 he's gonna get jealous and want to do them, too. 254 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:29,943 So, what are you saying, Beverly? 255 00:08:29,977 --> 00:08:33,180 I'm saying come do Tai Chi with me. 256 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:34,314 Slo-mo karate? 257 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,116 (CHUCKLING) Oh, that does sound fun. 258 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:37,751 Well, I suppose I've always wanted 259 00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:39,452 to be able to tell people an anecdote. 260 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:42,022 ADULT ADAM: While my mom's plan to join up with my dad's best friends 261 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:43,423 was in motion, 262 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:45,358 Barry was going all out to join Beta Zeta. 263 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:46,493 How do I look? 264 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:49,196 Like a yacht captain was run over by a polo horse. 265 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:50,363 Perfect. 266 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:52,232 There she is... 267 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:53,634 The prettiest girl on campus. 268 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:57,938 And the prettiest boy. (CHUCKLES) 269 00:08:57,971 --> 00:09:01,074 So, Erica, want to date a future leader? 270 00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:03,376 I have a boyfriend, and yuck. 271 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:05,545 Well, watch me turn that yuck into a yes. 272 00:09:05,579 --> 00:09:07,781 And watch me turn that yes into a barf. 273 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:09,683 Hi. Barry Goldberg. 274 00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:11,084 Frat nickname to be determined, 275 00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:13,553 but I'm hoping to go with "Captain Chug" or "Sexhawk." 276 00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:14,822 Excuse me. 277 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:17,024 There you are! Listen, Terry... 278 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,159 It's Barry. That's hilarious. 279 00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:21,161 I want to introduce you to some neat-o guys 280 00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:22,630 that you are going to love. 281 00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:24,264 Oh, sounds awesome, Rick. 282 00:09:25,532 --> 00:09:28,301 This is Leroy, Spock, and Jimmy Flannigan. 283 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:31,805 ADULT ADAM: Barry then realized he was living Animal House, 284 00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:33,741 just not how he'd imagined. 285 00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:35,008 I've been Floundered! 286 00:09:35,042 --> 00:09:36,076 What's "Floundered"? 287 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:37,978 That husky loser from Animal House 288 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:40,413 who gets pawned off on a room of a bunch of rejects. 289 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:43,751 So what? This house is full of cocky, entitled asswipes. 290 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:45,485 And I hope to be them someday, 291 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:47,988 which is why I need to turn this night around fast, 292 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:49,556 and I know exactly how. 293 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,491 I'm gonna pull a Bluto. 294 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:52,760 Is that another Animal House character? 295 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:55,495 John Belushi's greatest role, and now mine. 296 00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:57,665 * You know you make me wanna * * Shout * 297 00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:59,767 Food fight! 298 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:02,169 ADULT ADAM: And with that, Barry went full Bluto, 299 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:04,738 plastered the frat-house walls with mashed potatoes. 300 00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:08,208 He totally destroyed a complete stranger's guitar. 301 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:10,711 He was, without a doubt, the life of the party. 302 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:13,781 * A little bit softer now, a little bit softer now * 303 00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:15,182 Or so he thought. 304 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:16,750 * ...now, a little bit softer now 305 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:18,118 * Hey-ey-ey * 306 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:19,920 (CHUCKLES) What did I do? 307 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,021 We should talk. 308 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:23,590 Yes. I'd be honored to join your fraternity. 309 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,326 Listen, being a Beta Zeta... It's all about being the best. 310 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:28,195 And... 311 00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:29,229 You're not. 312 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:35,202 ADULT ADAM: After Barry blew his shot at frat glory, 313 00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:37,738 he had no choice but to report back to the JTP. 314 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:39,639 JTP... ALL: JTP? 315 00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:41,909 ...I've called this emergency meeting to tell you 316 00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:45,813 I will not be a painfully handsome frat god who is above the law. 317 00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:47,614 I'll merely be painfully handsome. 318 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,983 I'm sorry, Bar. Those idiots don't know what they're missing. 319 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:52,485 But what hurts even more is, while I'm flailing, 320 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:53,987 you guys are out there crushing it. 321 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:56,289 While that's incredibly petty and mean, 322 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:57,590 the truth is, we're actually not. 323 00:10:57,624 --> 00:11:00,093 I lied before about being the coxswain of the rowing team. 324 00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:01,528 I just like saying "coxswain." 325 00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:02,796 Coxswain. 326 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:04,164 Oh. That is fun. 327 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:07,100 And I hate how everyone at Villanova also gets naked. 328 00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:08,668 There's nothing special about me anymore. 329 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,503 Everyone in my life is coming out of the woodwork, 330 00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:11,872 asking for jean jackets. 331 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:14,441 And I'll admit it... This dreadlock isn't real! 332 00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:16,109 I found it. You don't want to know more. 333 00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:18,245 I don't get it. W-Why did you lie? 334 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:19,512 We didn't want you to worry about us 335 00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:21,749 while you were having the time of your life as a frat guy. 336 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,683 But pledging was a disaster. 337 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,585 I tried everything to impress them. 338 00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:27,855 I destroyed a guitar. I threw food. 339 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:30,958 I rolled on the ground. What are these guys looking for? 340 00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:32,525 Forget about those stupid frat guys. 341 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,027 They don't know the real you. 342 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:36,496 Wait. That's why tonight was such a bust. 343 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,365 They didn't see the real me. 344 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:41,601 But we do. So now you can hang with us for my b-day. 345 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:43,503 Don't be stupid, stupid Matt Bradley! 346 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,638 I'm going back to that frat tomorrow night. 347 00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:46,974 But I thought those guys rejected you. 348 00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:49,109 They rejected Flounder and Bluto. 349 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:50,377 I'm going back as myself. 350 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:51,711 You can't, moron. 351 00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:52,813 And why not? 352 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,214 Tomorrow, Beta Zeta is having 353 00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:55,783 their new pledges do a talent show. 354 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:58,551 It's like The Gong Show, but with an irresponsible amount of beer. 355 00:11:58,585 --> 00:11:59,652 They'll destroy you. 356 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:01,654 Or they'll pledge me on the spot 357 00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:04,124 when they hear the vocal stylings of Big Tasty. 358 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,426 And I know just the song. 359 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,228 The Fat Boys? 360 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:10,663 No. The Frat Boys. 361 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:12,165 I need two of you to fill out my crew. 362 00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:13,533 Barry, again, it's Matt's birthday. 363 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:14,835 We're going to hang with him. 364 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:18,906 Do you ever consider what I want on Matt Bradley's birthday? 365 00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,040 We hadn't. 366 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,975 As my oldest, closest friends, 367 00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:25,645 you owe it to me to help me make even newer, closer friends. 368 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:26,679 We have plans. 369 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,850 Good luck, Bar. I hope you get what you want. 370 00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:32,652 I hope you get what you want on your birthday, Matt Bradley. 371 00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:35,322 I know you were mocking me, but thanks, bro. 372 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:36,924 It means a lot. 373 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,091 What's their problem? 374 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,559 You're the one with the problem. 375 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,161 Crashing a party is one thing, 376 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,864 but crashing a fraternity talent show is just suicide. 377 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:46,934 Not if I get the real Fat Boys to do it with me. 378 00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:50,003 Close enough. 379 00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:52,005 Thanks for the free tee. What's this for again? 380 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:55,208 Doesn't matter. You two dorks get to go to a frat party. 381 00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:56,276 Isn't that enough? 382 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:57,777 I hear bikini-clad women 383 00:12:57,811 --> 00:12:59,880 wrestle in kiddie pools full of Jell-O. 384 00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,348 Jell-O! Bam! 385 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:03,250 Crew locked and loaded! 386 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,785 ADULT ADAM: As Barry assembled two children to impress grown men, 387 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:08,121 my mom was having fun with her own posse. 388 00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:09,990 First up, Tai Chi. 389 00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:13,360 (SLOWLY) Hiya. 390 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,095 After that, they learned Spanish. 391 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,397 INSTRUCTOR: Me gusta jugar al futbol. 392 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:20,533 ALL: Me gusta jugar al futbol. 393 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,802 ADULT ADAM: And finally, mechanical bull riding. 394 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,637 Yee-haw! 395 00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:25,939 (LAUGHS) Hang on, Beverly! 396 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,074 Whoo! Whoo! 397 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,976 Ohh! Whoa! 398 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:31,211 How did you do that, Beverly? 399 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:34,247 Jazzercise. Really strengthens the buttocks. 400 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:37,050 You know, with strong buttocks, anything is possible. 401 00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:38,251 That makes scientific sense. 402 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,954 Well, the butt is the face of the back of your body. 403 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:43,656 How can I make my cheeks more rosy and plump? 404 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:46,894 Easy. Tomorrow, we're going to Booty Boogie Body Ballet. 405 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:47,961 I'm in. 406 00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:49,129 Just wait till Murray finds out 407 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,998 I'm taking his friends to butt class. 408 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:53,633 Do you really think that butt dancing is the antidote here, Bev? 409 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,602 Oh, it's not about butt dancing. 410 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,905 It's about Murray eventually realizing 411 00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:00,440 that he's sitting alone at home in his chair, 412 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,775 and that is no way for a man to live. 413 00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:04,144 ADULT ADAM: But all my dad realized 414 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,445 was that football great Joe Namath 415 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:07,314 had a cameo on Fantasy Island. 416 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,549 What? This can't be happening. 417 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,952 And he desperately needed someone to talk to about it. 418 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:14,754 Bill, when you get this message, call me right away. 419 00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:16,089 But he didn't stop there. 420 00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:18,291 Vic, as soon as you get this message, call me. 421 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:20,160 And since his pals weren't around, 422 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,929 he turned to anyone he could find. 423 00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:23,196 Bevy, are you home? 424 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,431 Adam! 425 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:27,134 TV history is about to happen! 426 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,302 Lucky? Where are ya, girl? 427 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:32,505 And that's when my dad figured out why he felt so alone. 428 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,442 "Fun Times with Murray's Friends"? 429 00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:36,776 Pottery class? 430 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,611 As my dad was feeling left out, 431 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,313 it was time for the Frat Boys 432 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,649 to bust in on Beta Zeta's Gong Show. 433 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,552 That was the last pledge, Rick. 434 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:48,155 BARRY: Hold on! We got one final act 435 00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,924 for you mother-brothers in this animal house! 436 00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:52,425 Frat Boys! Frat Boys! 437 00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,227 Frat Boys! 438 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:55,462 What the hell? 439 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:56,629 Should I get rid of them? 440 00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:59,366 No. I actually want to see this. 441 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,734 (RAPPING) * We're the Frat Boys, not the Fat Boys, ya see 442 00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:04,371 * And like the Fat Boys, we got one, two, three 443 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,673 * But the only cool guy up here is me 444 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:09,376 * So please let me be in your fraternity 445 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,511 * We came to party and rock the spot 446 00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:14,514 * Yeah, I'm a frat boy, but these two are not 447 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,816 * Dave Kim's lame, and my brother is short 448 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:19,252 * They're mainly up here for moral support 449 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:21,888 * Why would I insult my crew? 450 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,157 * 'Cause that's just something that frat boys do 451 00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:26,726 * I'm Beta Zeta material 452 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,496 * I eat emcees like cereal 453 00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,831 * Cap'n Crunch or Frosted Flakes 454 00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:34,101 * Or high-fiber bran to help me make 455 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,468 * We're the frat boys 456 00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:36,736 * It's a play on words 457 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,938 * Like the Fat Boys, but these two are nerds 458 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,440 * We're the Frat Boys * 459 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,275 (CHUCKLES) 460 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,476 What do you say? 461 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:46,379 Can I join sideways boobs Zorro slash? 462 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,417 (ALL BOOING) 463 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,718 I'm just a boy! 464 00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:53,786 You're handling me as if I'm resisting! 465 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,722 (CHUCKLES) Classic hazing, guys. 466 00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:56,789 Good stuff. 467 00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:59,226 I don't know how to be more clear. 468 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,661 You will never be a Beta Zeta. 469 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:05,165 But I'm not Flounder or Bluto. I'm just Barry. 470 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:06,466 Yeah. 471 00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,268 And that's the guy we don't want. 472 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,575 Bev, I'm glad you made us come here. 473 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:16,976 After this, I'm gonna have a bowl. 474 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,745 (LAUGHING) It feels good in my fingers. 475 00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:21,081 Well, I'm glad you two were up for it. 476 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:23,883 Lord knows Murray would never step foot in this place. 477 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,653 Aha! There you are! 478 00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:28,621 Murray, you got out of your chair. 479 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,158 You guys have been prancing all over town. Why? 480 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,425 "Why?" 481 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,327 Because you won't! VIC: Oh, no. 482 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,663 I was trying to slow this thing down, but I spun it up. 483 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,165 Bill, I could use your hands. 484 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,666 I got you, buddy. Aah. 485 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:42,169 Is this because of all those dumb activities you wanted me to do? 486 00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:43,936 Yes. Aah! 487 00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:45,004 You know what, Murray? 488 00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:47,074 I always assumed that when the kids left home, 489 00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,409 I'd at least have you to spend my days with. 490 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:50,643 Boy, was I wrong. 491 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:51,978 Ahh. 492 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,614 So I like to sit. What's the big deal? 493 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:55,782 The big deal is, 494 00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:57,584 the only reason you came down here 495 00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,652 is because your friends weren't around. 496 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,354 You got out of your chair for them, 497 00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:04,357 but for me, you were happy to just sit there. 498 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,296 Ah, ah. There we go. 499 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:14,033 ADULT ADAM: After Beta Zeta rejected Barry for being himself, 500 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:16,836 he had no choice but to shed his dream of frat-boy life. 501 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:17,904 What are you doing? 502 00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:19,772 Tossing out all the things I'd been saving 503 00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:22,175 for the day I finally joined a fraternity. 504 00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:23,643 Goodbye, pledge paddle. 505 00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:25,545 You will never redden the tushies of my friends. 506 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:26,879 That's Mom's cheese board. 507 00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,181 Goodbye, togas, 508 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,849 the preferred apparel of Greek gods and ghosts. 509 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,017 Those are my bed sheets. 510 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,952 Here. Maybe you can find a better home for them. 511 00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:35,054 I'll probably just continue to use them as sheets. 512 00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:36,289 Goodbye, beer funnel. 513 00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:37,857 That's a traffic cone. 514 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,993 Listen, Barry, you're so much better without those guys. 515 00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:42,295 No, I'm not. 516 00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:44,864 One of the reasons why I love Animal House 517 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,967 was the idea that you could go from being a loser one minute 518 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,869 to having 50 best friends the next. 519 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,704 You don't need a fraternity to do that. 520 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,573 Well, it hasn't happened in this dorm 521 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,908 or anywhere else at this college. 522 00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:58,878 Maybe Rick is right... I'm not good enough. 523 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,147 Don't you get it? 524 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,249 You already belong to an amazing fraternity, 525 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:03,850 with true friends who love you. 526 00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,752 Who? The JTP. 527 00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,256 And they're struggling as much as you are. 528 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:10,457 (SIGHS) 529 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,058 I was such a jerk to them... 530 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,493 Such a jerk. 531 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,728 But the great thing about that is, 532 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,764 a brother always forgives. 533 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,232 Matt Bradley's birthday! 534 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:20,367 Go. 535 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,401 (SIGHS) 536 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:23,770 Thanks, Erica. 537 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,605 ADULT ADAM: While Barry got emotional about his old friends, 538 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:28,175 our dad decided it was time to get physical. 539 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,242 I'm a-ready. 540 00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:31,077 What am I looking at? 541 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,714 I thought the two of us could do the Jazzercise. 542 00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:35,782 What? 543 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:38,117 You know, the thing with the jumping around 544 00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:40,153 and the crappy music that you love so much. 545 00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:42,555 (UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS) 546 00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:44,391 I'm doing it up. 547 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:45,525 Jazzercising. 548 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:46,926 Jazzercising. 549 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:51,231 Can't stop Jazzercising. 550 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:52,932 I can't do it! (MUSIC STOPS) 551 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,235 Murray, we've got to figure this out. 552 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,804 The rest of our lives is coming sooner than you think. 553 00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,906 Yeah. I know. 554 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:02,642 I was, uh, walking around the house, 555 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:06,379 and I couldn't find anybody and I, uh... 556 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:07,447 Felt alone? 557 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,081 Yeah, maybe. 558 00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:10,550 Y-You know the words better than me. 559 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:13,119 And you thought maybe it would be nice 560 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,322 to be surrounded by people who love you. 561 00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,156 Sure. Uh, yeah. 562 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:20,660 And you realized that without those people, 563 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,795 the future might not be so great. 564 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,965 It's so hard for me to get excited about doing stuff, 565 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,301 and there's only three things I like... 566 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:32,772 Sitting, watching sports, and you. 567 00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:35,107 * You might think I'm crazy 568 00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:37,109 I can work with that. 569 00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:39,946 ADULT ADAM: That night, my dad learned that being together 570 00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:42,615 was the only thing my mom ever really wanted. 571 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,384 It's what everyone wants... 572 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:47,520 Someone who will be there no matter what. 573 00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:49,256 Aww. Thanks, guys. 574 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:50,957 (BLOWS) 575 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,325 ALL: JTP! 576 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,594 JTP! 577 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,663 Hey. Why aren't you hanging out 578 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,130 with your new fraternity brothers? 579 00:19:58,164 --> 00:20:00,767 'Cause I already have brothers, 580 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,236 and they make up the greatest fraternity known to man... 581 00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:05,605 JTP. 582 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,540 I'm sorry I wasn't there for you guys. 583 00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:10,310 Doesn't matter 'cause you're here now. 584 00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:11,711 JTP. 585 00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:13,079 ALL: JTP! 586 00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:15,848 Now let's give stupid, sweet Matt Bradley his birthday spanking. 587 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:18,851 ADULT ADAM: In the end, it's not always about what you do. 588 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,721 It's who you do it with that matters most. 589 00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,189 Ta-da. 590 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,224 Oh! That is perfect! 591 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:26,593 Let me see yours. 592 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:30,363 I made a calendar to show all the fun times we're gonna have. 593 00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:31,464 I love it. 594 00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:33,666 (LAUGHING) Yeah! 595 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:36,569 ADULT ADAM: Sometimes in life, we lose track of what's important. 596 00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,805 It's easy to take relationships for granted, 597 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:42,174 especially the ones that have been around for so long. 598 00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,143 Sure, there's bumps along the way, 599 00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:45,378 but for the right people, 600 00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:48,715 coming back together makes you stronger than ever. 601 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:51,751 Those are the bonds that forge us for life. 602 00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:54,854 * All I want is you * 603 00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,960 (BELL DINGS) 604 00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:06,933 Animal House is the best movie ever. 605 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:08,200 Here's my favorite part, 606 00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:09,736 where they freeze and tell you what happened 607 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,003 to all the zany characters. 608 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:22,915 (LAUGHTER) Hilarious! 609 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,717 Man, I wish they could do that for me.