1 00:00:01,869 --> 00:00:04,172 ADULT ADAM: Back in the day, a lot could be said about my crazy family. 2 00:00:04,238 --> 00:00:08,709 The one thing that couldn't be denied was that we were bad drivers. 3 00:00:08,776 --> 00:00:10,778 But, despite the highway havoc that we wreaked 4 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:13,247 and the fender benders that followed us wherever we went, 5 00:00:13,314 --> 00:00:16,717 no one was more psyched to get behind the wheel than my brother, Barry. 6 00:00:16,784 --> 00:00:19,453 When he turned 16, he couldn't wait to hit the open road 7 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,189 and never look back. (BOX JINGLES) 8 00:00:21,255 --> 00:00:22,923 It's jingling. It's keys! 9 00:00:22,990 --> 00:00:26,060 Until my mom put the brakes on his automotive dreams. 10 00:00:26,127 --> 00:00:27,528 What the hell is this? 11 00:00:27,595 --> 00:00:29,430 It's a locket. 12 00:00:29,497 --> 00:00:31,199 It's got my picture inside 13 00:00:31,265 --> 00:00:34,702 so you can always have your mother near your heart. 14 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:36,070 And so, when I turned 16, 15 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:38,672 my mom's gift to me was hardly a surprise. 16 00:00:38,739 --> 00:00:39,707 (BOX JINGLES) 17 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:41,942 It's jingling. Jingling means keys. 18 00:00:42,009 --> 00:00:45,679 It was the sterling-silver Mom locket that all the Goldberg boys got. 19 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:46,947 I put my picture in there 20 00:00:47,014 --> 00:00:49,617 so you can always have your mama near your heart. 21 00:00:49,683 --> 00:00:52,153 Yes! He got the worst gift, too. 22 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:54,222 I love it. Thank you, Mama. 23 00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:56,190 Wait. That's your reaction? 24 00:00:56,257 --> 00:00:59,593 You get a garbage locket of Mom instead of a car, and you appreciate it? 25 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:01,362 Yeah, I'm good with not getting a car. 26 00:01:01,429 --> 00:01:03,097 Or driving in general. You get it. 27 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:05,499 No! I don't get it at all! 28 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,201 I've got no sense of direction, 29 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:09,437 I have bad depth perception due to my lazy eye, 30 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:11,372 and I'm easily startled by birds. 31 00:01:11,439 --> 00:01:12,673 So you're just not gonna drive? 32 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:14,442 Yeah, I'm not so much a driver 33 00:01:14,508 --> 00:01:16,610 as the guy who sits behind the driver in the backseat. 34 00:01:16,677 --> 00:01:18,546 You mean a rich guy? Exactly. 35 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:21,115 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have play practice. 36 00:01:21,182 --> 00:01:22,650 Father, go fetch your driving pants, 37 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:24,652 which are just regular pants you refuse to wear. 38 00:01:24,718 --> 00:01:27,221 ADULT ADAM: Refusing to drive baffled my whole family, 39 00:01:27,288 --> 00:01:28,889 but no one more than Barry. 40 00:01:28,956 --> 00:01:30,424 Back when he got his license, 41 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:32,393 the dude trademarked his own dance. 42 00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:33,827 * Yeah, that's right 43 00:01:33,894 --> 00:01:36,096 * Barry's driving Who's in charge? 44 00:01:36,164 --> 00:01:38,999 * I'm in charge That's right, uh-huh 45 00:01:39,066 --> 00:01:40,401 * Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh 46 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:42,470 Unreal. I raised a moron. 47 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:45,806 ADULT ADAM: But, lucky for me, I got the perfect birthday present that year... 48 00:01:45,873 --> 00:01:48,108 The gift of never driving. 49 00:01:48,176 --> 00:01:50,544 Stop it. My scrumptious little baby-man 50 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:53,281 does not have to learn to drive until he's absolutely ready. 51 00:01:53,347 --> 00:01:55,616 That's a no! Victory-dance time! 52 00:01:55,683 --> 00:01:56,917 * Mm-mm-mm 53 00:01:56,984 --> 00:01:58,686 * Uh-uh-uh-uh, yeah 54 00:01:58,752 --> 00:02:00,554 * That's right I'm not driving * 55 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:03,357 Hey! Stop copying my driving dance! 56 00:02:03,424 --> 00:02:05,426 I'm not. It's the not-driving dance. 57 00:02:05,493 --> 00:02:06,560 There's no such thing! 58 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:08,396 I'm raising complete morons. 59 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:10,164 It's getting hard to argue. 60 00:02:10,231 --> 00:02:11,732 It's like this. No, it's like this. 61 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,467 If you're gonna copy me, at least do it the right way. 62 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:15,169 It's my own thing, dude. Face it, this dance is mine. 63 00:02:15,236 --> 00:02:16,904 ** 64 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,439 * I'm twisted up inside 65 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:22,176 * But nonetheless I feel the need to say 66 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:25,979 * I don't know the future 67 00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:30,318 * But the past keeps getting clearer every day * 68 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:32,820 ADULT ADAM: It was November 29, 1980-something. 69 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:34,588 The college fair was in full swing, 70 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,624 and my sister wanted no part of it. 71 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:40,060 Ugh, look at all these bozos and their lame clubs. 72 00:02:40,127 --> 00:02:42,630 The whole point of going to college is to be left alone. 73 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:44,432 I thought it was more, like, to learn and grow 74 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:45,866 and make lifelong friendships. 75 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:47,568 Meh. I've got enough friends. Do you? 76 00:02:47,635 --> 00:02:49,603 Hey, either of you interested in Ultimate Frisbee? 77 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:52,172 Are you interested in picking a sport with a ball? 78 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,342 Maybe you should join a club 79 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:55,576 for freshmen who hate everything. 80 00:02:55,643 --> 00:02:57,211 Great. Where's that table? 81 00:02:57,278 --> 00:02:58,746 Seriously, you're a total downer. 82 00:02:58,812 --> 00:03:00,214 You, like, pooh-pooh everything. 83 00:03:00,281 --> 00:03:01,682 I don't, like, pooh-pooh everything. 84 00:03:01,749 --> 00:03:03,484 Just offer me something cool, and I'm there. 85 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:05,453 Looking for something cool, eh? 86 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:09,223 Lucky for you, your RA Srini has the answer, ladies. 87 00:03:09,290 --> 00:03:11,625 Karaoke and togas? Pass. 88 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,327 I see. Well, if you change your mind, 89 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:14,795 feel free to drop by and RSVP. 90 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:16,564 Here's my RSVP. Pbht! 91 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:18,832 Guess that's an RSVP for just one, then. 92 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:20,368 Wait, you're going? Why? 93 00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:22,870 'Cause it sounds fun, and, unlike you, I, like, like fun. 94 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:24,738 I, like, like fun, too! 95 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:27,241 You should've seen me in high school. I was, like, the funnest. 96 00:03:27,308 --> 00:03:28,942 Ow! 97 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:31,279 Hey, isn't there some weird field that you can play in? 98 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:32,580 Hi, Craig. 99 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:34,014 ** 100 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:35,182 Gah! Barry? 101 00:03:35,249 --> 00:03:36,450 Hey, I drank all your 5 Alive. 102 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:37,751 What are you doing here? 103 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:39,019 Hello? 104 00:03:39,086 --> 00:03:41,555 It's my college tour! I told you like 10 times! 105 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:43,657 I knew that, silly. 106 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,459 I just lost track of the days 107 00:03:45,526 --> 00:03:47,528 with all the awesome parties and whatnot. 108 00:03:47,595 --> 00:03:49,062 There's so many parties. 109 00:03:49,129 --> 00:03:50,498 Which are all totally real, 110 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,032 because I am killing it here. (CHUCKLES) 111 00:03:52,099 --> 00:03:55,436 Dude, this weekend is gonna be the stuff of legend! 112 00:03:55,503 --> 00:03:56,770 So, where's the first rager at? 113 00:03:56,837 --> 00:03:58,406 ADULT ADAM: But Erica only knew of one, 114 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:00,173 that she already passed on. 115 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,810 Srini! Nice toga, my man! 116 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:04,978 I changed my mind about your kareoga thing. 117 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:07,047 Did you, now? 118 00:04:07,114 --> 00:04:09,182 See, my brother's here, and I kinda told him that I'm the queen of college, 119 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:13,153 so you can see why I now have a sudden interest in your crappy party. 120 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:14,922 Just party. Not crappy. 121 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:18,158 That is the single worst RSVP ever. And it's been declined. 122 00:04:18,225 --> 00:04:19,693 What? You can't decline! 123 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,929 You're my RA. You have to include me. 124 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:23,163 Farewell. 125 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:25,065 So that's a yes? 126 00:04:25,132 --> 00:04:27,701 ADULT ADAM: As Erica was realizing she'd driven everyone away, 127 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:30,203 my dad was trying to get me to drive. 128 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,905 I... Hey! My BurgerTime! 129 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:33,140 Okay, moron. 130 00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:34,608 Lose the disturbing "Mom" necklace, 131 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:35,776 take these keys. (KEYS JINGLE) 132 00:04:35,843 --> 00:04:37,378 I'm teaching you how to drive. 133 00:04:37,445 --> 00:04:39,780 Ooh. I'd love to, but the ol' ball n' chain 134 00:04:39,847 --> 00:04:41,715 says I'll learn when I'm ready, know what I'm sayin'? 135 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,016 I say you're ready right now. 136 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:44,585 But what about all the horrible things 137 00:04:44,652 --> 00:04:46,454 Mom says will happen if I don't drive good? 138 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:49,523 What horrible things? I could get a stop sign through the heart! 139 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:51,325 Or a guard rail through the heart! 140 00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:53,394 Or a mailbox through the heart! 141 00:04:53,461 --> 00:04:55,863 Why are all these things going through your heart? That's not even possible. 142 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:58,399 Tell that to Mom's friend Sheila's nephew. 143 00:04:58,466 --> 00:04:59,933 He was driving at dangerous speeds, 144 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,337 and he flipped his car and got a mailbox... 145 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:05,072 Okay, you gotta stop listening 146 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:07,040 to these crazy things your mom tells you. 147 00:05:07,107 --> 00:05:09,577 So rabid pigeons won't peck my eyes out through the sunroof? 148 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:11,311 What is it with you and birds anyway? 149 00:05:11,379 --> 00:05:12,713 They're just so cocky. 150 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:14,915 So what if they can fly? I can do stuff, too. 151 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:16,149 Like driving? 152 00:05:16,216 --> 00:05:18,419 I bet you that would really make the birdies jealous. 153 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:20,388 Yeah, right. Like birds know what a car is. 154 00:05:20,454 --> 00:05:22,322 Get in the car! 155 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:24,792 ADULT ADAM: With that, my dad left me with no choice but to drive. 156 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:28,095 The only problem was, I'd have to get in the car first. 157 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:29,262 I... I can't do it. 158 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,098 You can and you will. Get in! 159 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,400 (CAR HORNS HONKING) 160 00:05:32,466 --> 00:05:35,302 My son's a moron! Can't you see? 161 00:05:35,369 --> 00:05:36,504 Go around! 162 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:38,238 He's a moron! Go around! 163 00:05:38,305 --> 00:05:40,207 Mom said I don't have to drive! 164 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:42,142 Well, I say you do. Get in. No! 165 00:05:42,209 --> 00:05:43,210 Get in! No! 166 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:44,512 Get in! Get in! No! No! 167 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:46,146 Get in! Get in! No! No! 168 00:05:46,213 --> 00:05:47,848 Get in! Get in! No! No! 169 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:50,451 Get in! Get in! Get in! No! No! No! 170 00:05:50,518 --> 00:05:52,052 (CAR HORN HONKING) 171 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:54,988 See, what'd I tell ya? Nothing bad's gonna happen. 172 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:56,790 Aah! 173 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:58,892 (PANTING) 174 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:00,861 Just remember, I was good with the locket. 175 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:02,763 ADULT ADAM: As I drove for the last time, 176 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:06,266 Barry was gearing up for his first college rager. 177 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:08,335 So? Are we ready to rock or what? 178 00:06:08,402 --> 00:06:10,671 Um, turns out that party is super lame, 179 00:06:10,738 --> 00:06:14,074 but I'm gonna find us something super college-y and great for us. 180 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:16,376 Say no more. I'll ask around and find the fun. 181 00:06:16,444 --> 00:06:17,545 What? How are you gonna do that? 182 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:19,513 With this here bag of college! 183 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:20,948 Bag of wha? College! 184 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:23,383 In it is everything you need to kick ass here. 185 00:06:23,451 --> 00:06:24,918 ** 186 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:26,019 Jean shorts. 187 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:27,287 Tie-dye poncho. 188 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:29,222 Trick dog with leash. Rasta hat. 189 00:06:29,289 --> 00:06:32,893 Fake $100 bill, attached to a quarter mile of string. 190 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,528 Foam hand. Sacks to hacky. 191 00:06:34,595 --> 00:06:36,464 Stunt kite. Oyster crackers. 192 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:38,966 Unicycle! A Snoopy snow-cone machine! 193 00:06:39,032 --> 00:06:40,167 Boomerang! 194 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,935 Pogo stick. Devil sticks. 195 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:43,003 Drum sticks. Chopsticks. 196 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:45,272 Beef sticks. Pickup sticks. A stick I found. 197 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:47,941 Okay, stop. This bag of crap will not help you. 198 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:50,844 Trust me, all you need to do is put yourself out there 199 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:53,481 to show the other attractive party-minded boys and girls 200 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:54,615 that you mean business. 201 00:06:54,682 --> 00:06:56,717 Dude, that is not how college works. 202 00:06:56,784 --> 00:07:00,387 ADULT ADAM: That is, unless you have sweet dreads and an invisible dog. 203 00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:02,956 (IN JAMAICAN ACCENT) Check it out, mons and lady mons. 204 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:04,191 My dog be jammin'! 205 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,494 Hey, uh, I already told you, put this crap away 206 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,829 before you embarrass yourself or worse, me. 207 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:10,764 Look! His dog is invisible. 208 00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:12,032 His name's Butterscotch. 209 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:14,434 He's part Beagle and part not real. 210 00:07:14,502 --> 00:07:16,336 I rescued him from a kill shelter, 211 00:07:16,403 --> 00:07:18,005 although I feel like he rescued me. 212 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:19,473 ALL: Aww! 213 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:20,741 Okay, what is happening? 214 00:07:20,808 --> 00:07:22,342 Why are you engaging with this idiot? 215 00:07:22,409 --> 00:07:24,612 Ignore her. She's not a dog person. 216 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:25,746 Clearly. (SCOFFS) 217 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:27,214 Oh, yeah, I'm the crazy one. 218 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,650 There is no dog. Ow! 219 00:07:29,717 --> 00:07:31,418 I know that was intentional! 220 00:07:31,485 --> 00:07:34,287 ADULT ADAM: As Erica was hit by my brother's instant success, 221 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:37,290 my mom was about to be struck by some bad news. 222 00:07:37,357 --> 00:07:40,861 There's my handsome men. I just snickered up a batch of doodles. 223 00:07:40,928 --> 00:07:42,462 Should you tell her or should I? 224 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:44,598 Let me take this. 225 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:46,366 I was out teaching him how to drive. 226 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:47,568 The (BLEEP) you say? 227 00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:48,802 Good for you, kiddo! 228 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:50,638 No, no. It was not so good. 229 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:51,872 As a matter of fact, it was worse 230 00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:53,140 than any of us could have imagined. 231 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:55,643 I ruined the car! He ruined the car? 232 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:57,044 Not great. Oh, my God. 233 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:59,547 Please tell me you made him wear a seatbelt. 234 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:01,181 Technically, I didn't get that far. 235 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:04,151 Doesn't matter. You always wear a seatbelt. 236 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:05,953 Why? Because of the road pirates. 237 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,788 What the hell are road pirates? 238 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:09,957 They're like sea pirates, but instead of other ships, 239 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:11,925 they plunder mid-sized sedans and hatchbacks. 240 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,460 That's right. Without a belt, 241 00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:14,928 they'll just reach into the window 242 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,664 and yank you out of the car. 243 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:18,766 What are these words? What are you teaching him when I'm not around? 244 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,701 The good news is, I've officially decided 245 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:22,369 I'm not ready to drive this year. 246 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:24,838 Adam, you are my little cookie. 247 00:08:24,905 --> 00:08:27,074 My scrumptious oatmeal-nibble man. 248 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:29,743 If you're not ready for the next three decades, so be it. 249 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:31,444 Your little cookie thanks you, Mama. 250 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,013 Here's a little crumb. Mwah. 251 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:34,582 Oh, I could just eat you up. 252 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:36,283 It's easy, 'cause I'm a soft-baked cookie. 253 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,718 Oh, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom! 254 00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:38,919 Nom, nom, nom, nom! 255 00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:40,153 Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom! 256 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:42,122 Oh... Just go! 257 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:43,824 (LAUGHS) Nom, nom! 258 00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:45,325 What the hell did you do, Murray? 259 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:46,727 I finally agree with you. 260 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:48,228 That kid should never drive, 261 00:08:48,295 --> 00:08:50,363 and he should stay your little baby forever. 262 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:52,199 No! Adam needs to drive! 263 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:54,167 Then what's with the cookie business? 264 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:55,569 And the road pirates? 265 00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:58,105 I spent the last five years scaring Adam with my stories 266 00:08:58,171 --> 00:09:02,442 so he'd be a... A super terrified, very cautious driver. 267 00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:04,044 Now's the time for you to swoop in 268 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:06,446 and call him a moron until he learns to drive. 269 00:09:06,513 --> 00:09:07,881 Wait, that's your plan? 270 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:09,583 Worked perfectly for Erica and Barry. 271 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:11,418 I don't know what went wrong here. 272 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:14,321 I have a theory. Your stories didn't teach him to be cautious. 273 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:17,557 They just terrified a very gullible, anxious child. 274 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:20,794 No one wants your objective opinions based on facts, Dad. 275 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:22,663 We'll handle it, Al. 276 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:24,732 ADULT ADAM: With that, my parents shut down my grandfather, 277 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,600 who went upstairs and bribed me to drive. 278 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,435 Okey dokey, it's happening. 279 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:29,603 We'll see you in a few hours. 280 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:31,071 What? Where are you going? 281 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:33,206 To take the kid out driving, just like we agreed. 282 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:34,541 Uh, no. 283 00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:36,710 You had your driver's license taken away, remember? 284 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:38,679 So? Doesn't mean I can't still drive. 285 00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:40,380 That's exactly what it means. 286 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:41,982 Wait, are you still driving? 287 00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:44,284 Sure. How else do you think I get here every day? 288 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:46,486 The bus. You told us you took the bus. 289 00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:48,789 Why would I do that? I got a car. 290 00:09:48,856 --> 00:09:50,223 Did you know about this? 291 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:51,892 Of course. We have crazy adventures every week. 292 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:53,627 How do you think we get there? 293 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:56,063 Oh, my God, Dad! It's not safe for you behind the wheel! 294 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:57,865 You crashed into a drive-through! 295 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,900 What crash? It was a nudge. 296 00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:01,468 We both know it wasn't a nudge. 297 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:04,604 I nudged it. In fact, I don't even think I touched it. 298 00:10:04,672 --> 00:10:06,339 This is becoming a whole thing. 299 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:09,276 I'm gonna rain check, but we can pick this up again in a few years. 300 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,178 No! No rain checks! 301 00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:14,281 Your hero Pops is gonna teach you how to drive. End of story! 302 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:16,583 ADULT ADAM: Finally! Things are looking up. 303 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:17,785 But we're coming, too. 304 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:19,853 Nope! They sucked again. 305 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:25,258 It was Barry's first day at college, and people were noticing. 306 00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:27,728 Turns out being overly confident and unembarrassable 307 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:33,466 got him mocked in high school, but in college, he quickly became the life of the party. 308 00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:35,736 Gah! It's been three hours. Can we just go? 309 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:37,170 For sure. We got a ton of stuff to do. 310 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:39,907 Stuff? What Stuff? Delta Nu has a pig roast, 311 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,642 and I got invited to a kareoga party. 312 00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:45,078 Wait, isn't that in your dorm? 313 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,647 Uh, yeah, but no one's going to that weird-ass party. 314 00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:49,683 Yo! It's my boy Srini! 315 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:50,951 Question about your party... 316 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:52,219 No, no, no! No questions! 317 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:54,154 Wait, you know this girl, Big Tasty? 318 00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:55,488 She's my sister. 319 00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:57,257 Ah, she sucks at first, but you'll come to love her. 320 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,159 We're currently still in the sucking phase. 321 00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:00,828 Oh, my God! What world am I living in? 322 00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,629 Fine. Since you're related to Big Tasty, 323 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:05,298 I'm willing to overlook your extremely hurtful words 324 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:06,900 and re-invite you to my soiree. 325 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:08,368 You hear that, Erica? 326 00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:10,670 He's gonna ignore how terrible you are. 327 00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:12,239 Forget it! You can just go. 328 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,107 If some stupid party is more important 329 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,509 than your own flesh and blood, then have a blast. 330 00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:17,745 I will! Thanks! 331 00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,346 Who wants snow cones? 332 00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:23,216 Ow! Okay, now I know you're clearly doing it on purpose! 333 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:24,785 ADULT ADAM: While Erica felt burned, 334 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:26,820 I was the one hoping not to crash. 335 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,722 You're doing great, kiddo. 336 00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:30,824 Just keep going on Rydal Road. 337 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:33,593 No, Dad. Rydal Road intersects the train tracks. 338 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:34,762 Wait, a train's coming? 339 00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:36,964 No! Maybe, maybe. 340 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,565 Look for the flashing red lights 341 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,467 and the up-and-down-gate thingy. 342 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,036 Oy vey, Bev. There is no train. 343 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:46,339 Essie Karp's pool man thought the same thing until... Boom! 344 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:48,876 His truck was T-boned by a commuter train. 345 00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:51,378 Now he holds the skimmer with a homemade clamp. 346 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:52,679 Homemade clamp? 347 00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:54,381 It's attached to his shoulder. 348 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:57,150 He opens and shuts it with wires he keeps in his mouth. 349 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,753 No arm part? Just a clamp and a shoulder? 350 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,288 Pulleys. It works very well. 351 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:03,290 Wouldn't he just choose a different career 352 00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:04,992 if he had a homemade clamp? 353 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,995 Skimming is his life, Murray. It's what he knows. 354 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,696 It's what he knows! 355 00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:12,165 Everything you're saying right now is very distracting. 356 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,467 Wait, if the clamp gets wet, doesn't it get rusty? 357 00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:18,205 Of course it gets rusty. He works around water and metal. 358 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:20,140 That's why he wears a bag over the clamp. 359 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:23,410 Ah, come on, there's gotta be a better way to clean pools 360 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,545 than a homemade clamp with a bag over it. 361 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:26,880 He's a very determined man! 362 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:28,748 Please drop it already. 363 00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,250 You know he cleans gutters in the fall? 364 00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:32,252 He just swaps in a scooper for the clamp. 365 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:33,954 Scoop? What kind of scooper? (LAUGHS) 366 00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:36,656 He scoops with a homemade ladle. 367 00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:38,859 He scoops out all the gutters. 368 00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:41,428 So he's scooping gutters with a homemade ladle? 369 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,496 He scoops and skims! You expect me to believe that? 370 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,966 He scoops in the fall and skims in the summer! Scoops and skims. 371 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:47,734 * So, come on 372 00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:52,739 * Take a bottle, shake it up 373 00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:58,345 * Break the bubble, break it up 374 00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:00,313 CROWD: (MUFFLED) * Pour some sugar on me 375 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:03,483 Enough with the sugar and the pouring! Turn it down! 376 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,886 Wow, you're, like, really harshing on Def Leppard right now. 377 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:08,188 I can't believe you're actually going to that dumb party. 378 00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:09,957 Totally, and I'm, like, super bummed 379 00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:11,491 you're not gonna be there. 380 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,493 Well, you don't have to be sarcastic about it. 381 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:16,596 I'm, like, not. This is just how I talk. 382 00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:18,465 Okay, screw this! 383 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:21,201 There's no way I'll let my brother be better at college than me. 384 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,838 It's time to show 'em how it's done. 385 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:29,542 * I once was lost 386 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:31,644 ADULT ADAM: So Erica would prove she could kill it, 387 00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:34,381 by literally murdering all the fun out of the party. 388 00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:41,188 * ...was blind, but now I see * 389 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:45,859 (MAN COUGHS) 390 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,562 Okay! 391 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:53,000 Let's keep this party going! Who's up next? 392 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,567 I was gonna sing The Go-Go's, 393 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:57,004 but I didn't realize this party is religious-themed. 394 00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,538 What? No. (CHUCKLES) 395 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:00,273 That's just a beautiful song that showcases my voice. 396 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,209 Oh. Job well done, then. 397 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,244 Oh, she's not being mean. That's just how she talks. 398 00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:06,613 No, this time, it was totally meant to be mean. 399 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:07,847 (GASPS) 400 00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:10,483 Come on, Erica, don't go! Come on. 401 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,886 What's the point? I can't win here. 402 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,454 What am I supposed to do? 403 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,924 Use your stupid bag of college? This is nuts. 404 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,858 Hey, mon, I'm Barry Goldberg. 405 00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:20,193 I have a see-through dog, 406 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,129 and I ride a unicycle with a stick. 407 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,131 Or how about a Snoopy snow cone 408 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,299 while I strap on breakdancing pants 409 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,735 and wear this captain's hat for some reason? 410 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,904 Okay, when you use them all at once, you just look silly. 411 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,572 (CLATTERS) Don't you get it, dude? 412 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:35,342 No one likes me here. I don't even like me here. 413 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:38,178 Then it's time you show them the Erica we all knew back home. 414 00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,981 How? High school was so easy. 415 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,050 I didn't even have to try to make friends. 416 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,318 I get it. It's new, and it's scary. 417 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,520 But I guarantee, if you put yourself out there, 418 00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,589 everyone will love the real Erica Goldberg. 419 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:52,425 How do I introduce everyone to the real me? 420 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,527 Mmm, I got a plan. 421 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:56,596 MURRAY: So he's scooping. BEVERLY: He scoops. 422 00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:59,199 MURRAY: I'm sorry, what's you're saying, science fiction! 423 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:00,900 You just made all this crap up. 424 00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:02,769 I didn't. I... Oh, yeah, you did. 425 00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,371 I'm not that creative. 426 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,940 Oh, yeah, scooping with a ladle, I'd argue, is very creative. 427 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,841 Listen, listen. Listen to me. 428 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,643 Please drop it already! 429 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:13,913 It's doubters like you that make him want to skim harder. 430 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:15,382 ADULT ADAM: Turns out Pops was right. 431 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,450 My dad's nagging pressure to make me drive, 432 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:20,087 coupled with my mom's constant car-safety stories, 433 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,189 weren't exactly prepping me for the road. 434 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,856 I was in full panic mode. 435 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,959 Stop talking about clamps and pool men. 436 00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,760 Here come the train tracks. What do I do? 437 00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:28,996 Just drive, moron. 438 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:31,098 He's right. I am a moron. Grab the wheel. 439 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:34,968 No! Ignore your dad and the pool-guy story. 440 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:38,038 I don't see flashing lights or gates lowering. What if it's broken? 441 00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:40,107 Just punch it, kiddo. 442 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:43,010 Balls! 443 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,848 (BREATHING HEAVILY) You did it! 444 00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:49,949 He did it! 445 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:51,651 I did it! You were right, Pops. 446 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:52,986 This whole driving thing isn't so... 447 00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,621 (TIRES SCREECHING) 448 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:03,396 Well, that was a little more than a nudge. 449 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,669 ADULT ADAM: Pops was an excellent driving teacher. 450 00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:12,239 Unfortunately, I was not a great student. 451 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,675 Surprising amount of paperwork for a tiny, little nudge. 452 00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,277 Dad, we T-boned a cop. 453 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:19,446 And you told him to stop making a big deal out of it. 454 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:22,315 I think that cop had something going on at home. 455 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:23,316 ** 456 00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:26,186 Okay, first things first. 457 00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:28,721 Give me your keys, Al. No more driving. 458 00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:31,558 How is this on me? Adam was behind the wheel. 459 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:34,561 You know how it works. It's the circle of driving. 460 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:37,330 Somebody loses a license, someone gets a license. 461 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:39,699 Or, Pops keeps driving, 'cause I'm not. 462 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,768 See? The circle of driving ends with me. 463 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,870 The circle of driving does not end with you. 464 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,638 Or... 465 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,440 Pops keeps driving, 'cause I'm not. 466 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,076 See? The circle of driving ends with me. 467 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,710 You can't end the circle of driving. 468 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,845 Oh, I just did! The circle is complete! 469 00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:56,783 Listen, Cookie Bite. I know you're scared to drive. 470 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,118 But you shouldn't be. 471 00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:02,589 Truth is, I might've slightly exaggerated 472 00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,191 the safety of the highways and byways, 473 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,459 just to make sure you were safe. 474 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,428 So I won't stall out on train tracks 475 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,197 and end up cleaning pools with my face? 476 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:12,665 Not if you get regular oil changes and fill up your car... 477 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,301 Beverly. Sorry. 478 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,968 Train tracks are fine. 479 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,804 Murray? What about you? 480 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:18,905 What about me? 481 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:20,607 Well, maybe you apologize 482 00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:23,009 for always calling the kid a moron. 483 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,611 (GRUMBLES) 484 00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:30,217 Aw. That's the nicest sound you ever made at me. 485 00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:32,652 Even morons can drive. 486 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,521 Especially you. 487 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,389 ** 488 00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:39,559 Um, hey. 489 00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,628 I thought we could keep kareoga going. 490 00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,263 Um, we're good, Whitney Houston. 491 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,932 Look, I just wanted people to like me. 492 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:49,269 Then, when they didn't, I acted judgey and showed off. 493 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,838 Maybe I can make up for it? 494 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:54,374 Okay. 495 00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:57,177 Hey, everybody, I'm Erica. 496 00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:01,748 I'm also Big Tasty's sister. 497 00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:04,651 ALL: (CHEERING) Big Tasty! Mmm-hmm. 498 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:08,054 Anyway, I hear part of kareoga is singing along, 499 00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:10,157 so join in if you want. 500 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,659 (PLAYING POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME) 501 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,731 * Love is like a bomb, baby, come on, get it on 502 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:21,668 * Livin' like a lover with a radar phone 503 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:24,637 * Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp 504 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:28,275 * I'm a demolition woman, will you be my man 505 00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,213 (GUITAR STRUMMING) 506 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:36,048 ** 507 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,750 Hey, Pops? Got a second? 508 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,186 Sure thing, kiddo. 509 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,988 Listen, I was thinking... 510 00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:43,890 Maybe Mom and Dad are right. 511 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,826 Maybe it's time for you to stop driving. 512 00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,195 For real this time. 513 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,263 Your parents put you up to this? 514 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:53,065 No. This time, it's coming from me. 515 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,068 I know Mom drilled car safety into my head and all, 516 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,172 but I think, in your case, you really should listen. 517 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:01,841 Adam, I can't just stop driving. 518 00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:05,478 I mean, how are we gonna go on all our crazy adventures? 519 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:08,114 Easy. I'll drive us. You? 520 00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:12,051 If getting my license means I get to keep hanging out with you, 521 00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:13,553 then I'm all in. 522 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:16,656 You'd do that for me? 523 00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,758 Then I guess these are yours now. 524 00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,928 (KEYS JINGLING) 525 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,230 (CLATTERS) 526 00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:25,298 I'll work on that. Come here. 527 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:28,868 ADULT ADAM: And with that, the circle of driving was finally complete. 528 00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:31,804 ERICA: * Shake it up 529 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:37,277 * Break the bubble, break it up 530 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:41,348 ALL: * Pour some sugar on me 531 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,082 * In the name of love 532 00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:46,353 * Pour some sugar on me 533 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,955 * Come on, fire me up 534 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,490 ADULT ADAM: There's nothing harder in life 535 00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:51,991 than facing what scares you most. 536 00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,893 Sometimes you just need a little nudge 537 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,195 to get behind the wheel and hit the gas. 538 00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:57,664 Drive safe, moron. 539 00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,799 And when your family's along for the ride, 540 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,702 nothing you can't do, nowhere you can't go. 541 00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:03,970 ERICA: * Listen 542 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,373 * Red light, yellow light, green-alight, go 543 00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,975 * Sweet dream, saccharine, loosen up 544 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,645 ADULT ADAM: That magic night, Erica finally found her place at college. 545 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,682 And I found that history had a way of repeating itself. 546 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,584 I know you're bummed about giving up driving, 547 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,852 so I thought this place would cheer you up. 548 00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:22,522 ** 549 00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:24,291 You know me well, kiddo. 550 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,158 Oh, hell no! 551 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,661 We're going to the Spaghetti Warehouse across the street. 552 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,397 Don't even look at this place. 553 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:34,467 ALL: * Pour some sugar on me 554 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:36,403 * Oh, in the name of love 555 00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:39,506 * Pour some sugar on me 556 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:42,742 ADULT ADAM: In the end, all it takes is finding the courage to crank it up, 557 00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:45,278 hit the road, and keep on driving. 558 00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:48,281 * I'm hot, sticky sweet 559 00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:51,418 * From my head to my feet, yeah 560 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:54,120 (POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME PLAYING) 561 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:58,190 * Take a bottle, shake it up 562 00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,492 (DINGS) 563 00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:03,830 * Break the bubble 564 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,735 (WATER RUNNING) 565 00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:10,102 (GASPS) 566 00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:12,171 Happy birthday! What do you want for breakfast? 567 00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:13,205 Privacy! 568 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,174 Oh, please. 569 00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:17,076 Don't forget to wash your bottom. 570 00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:19,278 ** 571 00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:20,713 (WATER RUNNING) 572 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,749 (GASPS) Happy birthday, Schmoo. 573 00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:24,250 What do you want for breakfast? 574 00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:26,453 How's about some pancake dippers? 575 00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:30,690 Don't forget to wash your bottom. ADAM: On it!