1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,703 ADULT ADAM: Ah, '80s video stores. 2 00:00:02,770 --> 00:00:04,238 They were heaven for movie lovers, 3 00:00:04,305 --> 00:00:05,606 no matter what you wanted to watch. 4 00:00:05,673 --> 00:00:08,176 And for me, I wanted college comedies, 5 00:00:08,242 --> 00:00:10,044 like Back to School. 6 00:00:10,111 --> 00:00:11,579 Hey, Dad, when you were in college, 7 00:00:11,645 --> 00:00:13,314 did you ever build a Jacuzzi in your dorm room? 8 00:00:13,381 --> 00:00:15,183 No. ...or Real Genius... 9 00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:16,550 Hey, Dad, did you ever use a laser 10 00:00:16,617 --> 00:00:18,152 to fill a house with popcorn? No. 11 00:00:18,219 --> 00:00:19,920 ...and of course, Animal House. 12 00:00:19,987 --> 00:00:22,190 Hey, Dad, ever put a horse in your crusty old dean's office? 13 00:00:22,256 --> 00:00:23,724 Will you pick a movie already? 14 00:00:23,791 --> 00:00:26,194 I got Chinese food stinking up the car! 15 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:27,328 Revenge of the Nerds it is. 16 00:00:27,395 --> 00:00:28,762 I hear the 10th viewing 17 00:00:28,829 --> 00:00:30,598 is when you really start noticing the nuances. 18 00:00:30,664 --> 00:00:32,333 ADULT ADAM: While I was living the fantasy of college life, 19 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,402 my sister was living in the harsh reality. 20 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:37,871 "F"? Wait. Um, Professor? How is this even possible? 21 00:00:37,938 --> 00:00:40,741 Oh, well, that's easy. You weren't here for it. 22 00:00:40,808 --> 00:00:44,545 Son of a... While true, not my fault. 23 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:46,314 See, I've been intensely focusing on my music 24 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:47,648 instead of school work. 25 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,117 Sounds like it's completely your fault. 26 00:00:49,183 --> 00:00:50,718 Please, I cannot fail Intro to Film. 27 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:53,221 Well, I suppose on the off chance you aced your midterm, 28 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:54,988 you might pull your grade up to a D minus. 29 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,525 Yes! I'm back in the game. Great. It's due tomorrow morning. 30 00:00:57,591 --> 00:00:59,760 Oh, that's not gonna work for me. 31 00:00:59,827 --> 00:01:01,028 A bit of good news. 32 00:01:01,095 --> 00:01:02,396 I booked my first real gig tonight, 33 00:01:02,463 --> 00:01:03,931 the big kegger at Kappa Mu. 34 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:06,234 It turns out that the Styx cover band "Twygs" bailed 35 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:07,668 and they found my flyer in the trash. 36 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:09,203 Well, that changes everything. 37 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:11,004 Except your grade, which is still an "F." 38 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,107 No, no, no, no. All good. Good luck. 39 00:01:13,174 --> 00:01:14,475 Oh, I don't need it. 40 00:01:14,542 --> 00:01:19,046 I am gonna ace this sucker, because I love movies. 41 00:01:19,113 --> 00:01:20,514 Who do I know who loves movies? 42 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:22,049 ADULT ADAM: One person jumped to mind. 43 00:01:22,116 --> 00:01:24,452 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) 44 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:26,887 Me! I was a legit, die-hard film geek 45 00:01:26,954 --> 00:01:30,558 who obsessed over every little detail of every single movie. 46 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:32,426 Clap your hands, everybody... 47 00:01:32,493 --> 00:01:34,862 ALL: * And, everybody, clap your hands 48 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:38,666 * We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and...Omega Mu 49 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:41,269 (TELEPHONE RINGS) * And we've come here on stage tonight 50 00:01:41,335 --> 00:01:42,970 * To do our show for you 51 00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:44,672 Uh, yello? 52 00:01:44,738 --> 00:01:47,275 Oh, thank God. Just the wonderful man I was looking for. 53 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:48,742 You do know this is Adam, right? 54 00:01:48,809 --> 00:01:50,644 Of course. I was just calling to check in 55 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:52,646 on my handsome guy who knows how to type. 56 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:54,182 Speaking of, do you know anything 57 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:55,849 about the movie Blade Runner? 58 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:58,652 Y-You're jumping around a ton, but it's one of my favorites. 59 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:00,388 Come visit right now. Seriously? 60 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:03,457 Totally. I miss you, like, so much. 61 00:02:03,524 --> 00:02:04,992 That makes my heart happy. Okay, great. 62 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:07,961 Get your little tush on a bus, 'kay? Bye-bye now. 63 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:10,764 Did your sister just invite us all to college? 64 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:12,933 Let the roller coast of self discovery begin. 65 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,869 If you guys are coming, you've got to play it cool. 66 00:02:15,936 --> 00:02:17,037 The coolest. 67 00:02:17,104 --> 00:02:18,506 We're going to college! 68 00:02:18,572 --> 00:02:19,773 ALL: Aha! 69 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:26,514 ADULT ADAM: It was October 18, 1980-something, 70 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:28,716 an otherwise average morning in the Goldberg house... 71 00:02:28,782 --> 00:02:31,385 until this happened. (CHUCKLES) I did it. 72 00:02:31,452 --> 00:02:33,187 I worked the computer all by myself 73 00:02:33,254 --> 00:02:35,423 and made my first official resume. 74 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:36,824 What do you need a resume for? 75 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:38,726 Da-doi. For the Bevolution, 76 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:42,196 my new chapter in life where I move beyond being a mom 77 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:44,265 and start tying new things, like saying "Da-doi." 78 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:45,699 Doesn't work. Just horrible. 79 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:47,000 And now I know. 80 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:48,702 But you already have a job. You sub at the school. 81 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:50,904 Please, I only did that so I could stalk the kids 82 00:02:50,971 --> 00:02:52,440 during school hours. 83 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:54,608 You swore taking that job had nothing to do with us. 84 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:57,878 I was lying. Da-doi. Nope, still doesn't work. 85 00:02:57,945 --> 00:03:00,180 Point is, that job was all about you. 86 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:02,616 The Bevolution is all about me. 87 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,452 Okay, you wanna change? I got it. 88 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:07,821 Instead of parming shrimp, parm some delicious crab. 89 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:10,624 Or some of the big shrimp. You know, the big ones? 90 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,626 You dip them into the red sauce. 91 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,495 The big ones. They're thicker and bigger. 92 00:03:14,562 --> 00:03:17,498 What are you talking about? I'm trying to help your wife! 93 00:03:17,565 --> 00:03:21,101 The jumbo kind of shrimp, you know, you eat them cold, 94 00:03:21,168 --> 00:03:23,103 you dip them into cocktail sauce. 95 00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:24,905 Please stop talking about big shrimp. 96 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:27,575 I need real ideas for my next big move. 97 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:29,377 What do I do? Who do I become? 98 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:31,479 Oh, I know. A whale trainer. 99 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,547 Your mother doesn't even like to get her hair wet. 100 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:35,249 She's not gonna ride some stupid orca. 101 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:36,917 Orcas are the nursemaids of the sea. 102 00:03:36,984 --> 00:03:38,819 What do you know? We went to SeaWorld once. 103 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:41,689 Big Tasty knows everything there is about whales. 104 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:44,458 You tell me something I don't know about those dumb fish 105 00:03:44,525 --> 00:03:46,360 and I'll leave you alone. One thing. 106 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:49,029 Did you know whales age in reverse? 107 00:03:49,096 --> 00:03:50,230 That's what you know? 108 00:03:50,298 --> 00:03:51,965 Shame on you for wasting my time. 109 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:53,200 Shame on both of you. 110 00:03:53,267 --> 00:03:54,668 I'm trying to change my life here. 111 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:57,971 So am I. All this talk about shrimp and whales 112 00:03:58,038 --> 00:04:01,275 has gotten me pumped up to start a Barry-o-lution. 113 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:02,510 What are you talking about? 114 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:05,879 Last year, I had Lainey and I was popular. 115 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:07,681 This year, I'm garbage. 116 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:10,818 If Mom can change, so can I. 117 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:12,185 See what you started? 118 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:15,188 What I've started is a journey towards personal growth. 119 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,291 And if you won't help me figure it out, 120 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:19,460 I'll go to someone who will. 121 00:04:20,628 --> 00:04:22,296 John, I'm embarking on a Bevolution. 122 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:24,064 I would like you to be my guide. 123 00:04:24,131 --> 00:04:25,466 This will, without a doubt, 124 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:27,701 be the most important meeting of your life. 125 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,703 Um, I'm already in a meeting. 126 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,305 It's cool. I'll leave. 127 00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:32,606 It's just, for the first time ever, 128 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:33,907 I was thinking about going to college. 129 00:04:33,974 --> 00:04:36,410 Please leave. That's the point, John. 130 00:04:36,477 --> 00:04:37,811 If the Bevolution is successful, 131 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:39,980 I won't be a sub here anymore. 132 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:41,382 As in, y-you'd quit? 133 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:42,683 Sadly, if I get another job, 134 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:44,752 I shall never grace these halls again. 135 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:45,586 Atkins, out. 136 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:47,220 This is on me for opening up. 137 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,923 My God. It's always been my dream as a guidance counselor 138 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:52,360 to actually one day guide somebody. 139 00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:53,827 What's next? 140 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:54,828 Read this. 141 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:57,831 "What Color is Your Parachute?" 142 00:04:57,898 --> 00:04:59,266 I don't know. 143 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:03,236 "A practical manual for job hunters and career changers." 144 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:04,838 And from what I've read on the back cover, 145 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:06,874 a lot of people think it's a game changer. 146 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:09,443 ADULT ADAM: As my mom buckled up for some big life changes, 147 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:12,780 my friends and I were ready for the college weekend of a lifetime. 148 00:05:12,846 --> 00:05:14,848 Uh, what's with the freak show? 149 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:16,417 I brought my whole crew. Thought they could share in the weekend's 150 00:05:16,484 --> 00:05:17,885 Animal House style shenanigans. 151 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:19,319 Can you point us to the nearest 152 00:05:19,387 --> 00:05:21,321 bikini car wash/ anti-war-protest? 153 00:05:21,389 --> 00:05:22,890 Uh, yeah, maybe in a few hours. 154 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:24,658 I've got this paper on Blade Runner. 155 00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:27,461 What? You get to write papers on the best movies ever? 156 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:29,597 Yep. Just seven more pages left. 157 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,331 Should be done by morning. 158 00:05:31,399 --> 00:05:32,933 Well, what if we helped? 159 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,536 Really? You'd help me by sitting here and writing it for me? 160 00:05:35,603 --> 00:05:36,704 That's a brilliant idea. 161 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:38,005 I do have many strong opinions 162 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:40,107 about Harrison Ford's treatment of replicants. 163 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,975 I call footnotes. Great. 164 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:44,211 You work and I'll go get a fresh batch of books from the library. 165 00:05:44,277 --> 00:05:46,780 Let me just get this musical equipment out of your way. 166 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,649 Seriously, Erica, it means so much 167 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:50,117 that you asked me down here to hang. 168 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:51,485 So much. 169 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:52,953 Yeah, it's really worked out for all of us. 170 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:54,722 You are such good person. 171 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:56,724 See? The weird kid gets it. 172 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:59,493 Look. Jolt Cola. We can stay up for days. 173 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,962 Fine by me. Just write the paper. 174 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:04,398 Attention, JTP. 175 00:06:04,465 --> 00:06:05,599 ALL: JTP! 176 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:08,402 The time has come for a Barry-o-lution. 177 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:10,404 I don't have time to explain what that means, 178 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:14,475 but I am guaranteed to be the sexiest man in all of Jenkintown 179 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:16,510 after my awesome transformation. 180 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:18,245 I think you should be happy with the way you are. 181 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:19,413 You're amazing, man. 182 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,915 Save your kind words, Matthew! 183 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:23,917 I was up all night 184 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:27,788 studying the coolest specimens in the history of mankind. 185 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:30,724 As you can see, they have one thing in common. 186 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:33,293 Behold their untamed curly locks. 187 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:34,428 Whoa. He's right. 188 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:36,096 He cracked the code. 189 00:06:36,163 --> 00:06:38,699 According to my calculations, if I join this exclusive club, 190 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:42,670 I am guaranteed to have the greatest senior year in history. 191 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,071 Dude, that's impossible. 192 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:45,739 You can't just go out and get Bon Jovi hair. 193 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:48,075 Can't I, Naked Robert? 194 00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:49,142 The Toni Home Perm. 195 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:50,711 My uncle uses that, 196 00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:52,980 and he once got confused for John Oates at the airport. 197 00:06:53,046 --> 00:06:54,381 My point is proven. 198 00:06:54,448 --> 00:06:56,249 Time for the Barry-o-lution to begin. 199 00:06:56,316 --> 00:06:58,251 The directions say the longer we leave the curlers in, 200 00:06:58,318 --> 00:06:59,553 the tighter the perm will be. 201 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:02,490 Like the saying goes, more curls, more girls. 202 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:03,857 I don't think that's a saying, dude. 203 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:06,126 Do it. 204 00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:08,896 You are gonna love how the pain makes you feel pretty. 205 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:11,599 I can feel the beauty burning into my scalp. 206 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:13,934 Hear ye, hear ye! 207 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:16,770 I've just finished the first two chapters of a book, 208 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:19,172 and I've decided I'm going to go to night school 209 00:07:19,239 --> 00:07:20,641 and start a career. 210 00:07:20,708 --> 00:07:22,442 Yes! This is such an exciting day for everyone. 211 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:24,945 Did you say, uh, you're gonna go to night school? 212 00:07:25,012 --> 00:07:26,980 That's right. School at night. 213 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:30,017 But isn't night when we have dinner and watch TV 214 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:31,752 and then have dessert and watch TV? 215 00:07:31,819 --> 00:07:33,987 You can watch Airwolf without me. 216 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:36,924 Also cook and tidy up and help the kids with their homework. 217 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:38,626 ADULT ADAM: In that moment, 218 00:07:38,692 --> 00:07:40,093 my dad knew in order to maintain his easy life, 219 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,162 he'd have to divert my mom's focus. 220 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:43,631 So, he improvised. 221 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:47,334 Look, I love everything that you're saying. 222 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:50,738 But why change a little, when you can change a lot? 223 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,606 That's right. I'm talking hair. 224 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:55,943 My hair? Yeah, everyone knows your giant, golden hair-dome. 225 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:57,477 It's your thing. 226 00:07:57,545 --> 00:08:00,047 Well, I have had this exact hair since I was a tiny baby. 227 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:01,515 Well, you know what they say, 228 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:03,551 "Real change starts on the outside." 229 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:05,753 (SIGHS) I have heard something like that. 230 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:08,689 It's true. Why just spend all that time at night school 231 00:08:08,756 --> 00:08:11,324 when, in just one night, you can change everything. 232 00:08:11,391 --> 00:08:13,561 ADULT ADAM: And so, my dad convinced my mom 233 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:17,865 to kick off the Bevolution with a bigger, bolder, and curlier change. 234 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:20,067 Oh! (BLEEP) 235 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:21,869 Is that good or bad? It's bad, right? 236 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:23,403 I can feel it still tightening. 237 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:24,504 No, no. I love it. 238 00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:27,207 Really? I look like Babs? 239 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:28,809 Total Streisand. 240 00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:32,580 You look like a... a beautiful bag of springs. 241 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:34,782 I knew it. (GROWLS) 242 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,016 The dog seems agitated. 243 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:37,818 Yeah, Lucky doesn't like change. 244 00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:40,320 But I do. Love the change. 245 00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:41,655 Thank you so much, sweetie. 246 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:43,824 I'm gonna make you your favorite dinner, 247 00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:45,893 cheesy sausage casserole. 248 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:47,628 Hoo-hoo! Everybody wins. 249 00:08:47,695 --> 00:08:50,063 ADULT ADAM: While my dad encouraged my mom's curly mop, 250 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:52,465 my friends and I were soaking in a crazy college night. 251 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:55,235 Stop crowding me, guys. Everyone's voice will be heard. 252 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:58,872 Oh, barf, you're here already? Where's your sister? 253 00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:01,709 ADAM: She's in a towel. 254 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:03,176 Like, hello? 255 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:05,813 I have a girlfriend. I don't. I'm Dave Kim. 'Sup? 256 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,014 Not now, Dave Kim. 257 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,782 Um, she said she'd be right back. 258 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:10,550 Really? I thought she was playing at Kappa Mu tonight? 259 00:09:10,618 --> 00:09:12,653 Wait. She went to a party without us? Why would she do that? 260 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,723 I'm thinking if she didn't tell you, maybe I shouldn't, either. 261 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:18,058 But it's gonna be ba-nanas. 262 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:19,059 Bye. 263 00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:20,628 So, Erica didn't miss me at all? 264 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:22,696 She's only using me for my nerdery? 265 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:25,132 Sorry, man. Guess it was too good to be true. 266 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:27,434 Maybe it still can be true. How so? 267 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:30,137 Well, if we know one thing from our favorite college movie, 268 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:33,173 it's that nerds always get their revenge. 269 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,709 It might be the Jolt Cola coursing through my body, 270 00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:38,912 but I am an unstoppable force. 271 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:40,547 Gahhhh! 272 00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:43,083 Okay, here's the Kappa house as I see it in my head. 273 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:44,718 Here's the Jell-O wrestling ring, 274 00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:46,820 the beer fountain, the baby-oil wrestling pool, 275 00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:49,022 dry T-shirt storage for wet T-shirt contests, 276 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,524 and finally, the pillow-fighting pit. 277 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,894 ALL: Whoa. Maintain focus. 278 00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:56,463 We then proceed past Erica, up the back stairs, 279 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:57,898 and you know what happens then. 280 00:09:57,965 --> 00:10:00,868 Oh, yes. Pantry raid. Yes. 281 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,136 Wait, what? We steal their precious food? 282 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:05,205 Dude, it's not a pantry raid. 283 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,507 In the movie, they steal underpants. 284 00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:08,642 Just follow me. 285 00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:10,077 If we stay low and move fast, 286 00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:12,045 this will be the greatest night of our lives. 287 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:15,048 Time to show college what we're made of, gentlemen. 288 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:19,219 ADULT ADAM: Barry had permed himself up 289 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,488 and couldn't wait for his new 'do to do its magic. 290 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:25,225 I don't know. My perm just doesn't seem that perm-y. 291 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:28,028 I'm gonna be real here. Your hair looks exactly the same. 292 00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:30,664 Yeah, like a Brillo pad went to town on a lasagna pan. 293 00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:32,132 Or the beginning stages of a Chia Pet. 294 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:33,934 I've always seen it as a jacked-up bird's nest. 295 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:36,603 Well, I will never live a life with semi-curly hair. 296 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,338 I must go bigger. 297 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:39,673 "Industrial Hair Tightener?" 298 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:42,075 According to the sassy lady at the beauty store, 299 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,845 this is the strongest perm solution on the market. 300 00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:47,147 It also says it's the premier cosmetic product 301 00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:48,248 for show horses. 302 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,851 Indeed. Directions say 15 minutes max. 303 00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:52,686 I'll double that and go 50. 304 00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:54,254 Dude, do not do that. 305 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:57,657 Oh, it's done. I'm going where no perm has gone before. 306 00:10:57,725 --> 00:10:58,959 Looking good, Schmoo. 307 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:01,028 No one likes a show-off, Mom. 308 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:04,164 ADULT ADAM: Yep, my mom's new curly 'do had her so confident 309 00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:06,299 that she decided she didn't need anyone else's help. 310 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:07,634 Sweet Medusa. 311 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:10,037 I'm here to return your book, John. I don't need it. 312 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:12,672 As you can see, I've already made some huge changes. 313 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:14,975 Uh, yeah, it, uh, draws the eye. 314 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:17,210 Oh, you noticed my permanent. You like? 315 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,679 Um, I guess I have to say yes. 316 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:21,248 Well, why are you looking at the floor? 317 00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:23,016 Hmm? Am I? Well, now you're looking at the wall. 318 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:25,753 Now you're looking everywhere but my hair. Hmm? 319 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:28,088 I'll have you know my husband loves my hair. 320 00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:29,489 Really? Well, your husband has 321 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:31,725 a very casual relationship with the truth. 322 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:35,062 How dare you. Why would he lie to my face? 323 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:36,830 Uh, survival? Doesn't matter. 324 00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:39,266 I feel as good as this perm looks. 325 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:42,069 Okay, well, I wish you a speedy recovery. 326 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,738 You know what? Let's get an honest opinion. 327 00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:47,140 Thoughts? You were so hot, Mrs. G. 328 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,242 Why'd you have to do it? Why? 329 00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:52,846 Know what? Change is bad. Screw college. 330 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:57,818 Aah. 331 00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,319 ADULT ADAM: Meanwhile, over on campus, 332 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,922 me and my pals were ready for action. 333 00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:03,356 Under cover of night, 334 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:06,059 we'd set off on a big-time revenge mission. 335 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:08,095 Yep, inspired by the classic scene 336 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:10,697 from Revenge of the Nerds, we'd raid a sorority house. 337 00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:12,900 But when it was finally time to leap into action, 338 00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:17,905 reality set in, and we just felt...uncomfortable and weird. 339 00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:20,107 Now what? 340 00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:22,642 I guess we rifle through their drawers and steal underpants? 341 00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,011 Um...now that we're actually here, 342 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,445 it kind of feels weird and invasive. 343 00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:27,414 It felt much more lighthearted in the movie. 344 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,549 If someone stole my private stuff, I'd feel super violated. 345 00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:32,786 I'd call the police. I mean, it's a legit crime. 346 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:34,354 Well, we need to get revenge somehow. 347 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:37,390 ADULT ADAM: And we did, but in our own dorky way. 348 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:38,926 Pantry raid! 349 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,328 Oh, man, they have Fruit Roll-Ups and Donkey Kong cereal? 350 00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:42,863 My mom never buys this stuff. 351 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,832 Dude. SpaghettiOs. Score. 352 00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:47,600 Shark Bites. College is awesome. 353 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:50,971 Ew. There are high-school nerds in the pantry! 354 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:54,207 Ah, there you are, Curly Q. 355 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:57,344 Uh, the, uh, sausage casserole... 356 00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,179 I was just wondering where it was. 357 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:02,415 Oh, I'm not gonna casserole anything for you, ever again. 358 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,818 That's a crazy thing to say. What's going on with you? 359 00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,319 I know, Murray. 360 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:09,089 You tried to derail the Bevolution with a perm. 361 00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:10,557 You don't even like it. 362 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:14,995 It's me, Murray, your big guy. I love your perm. 363 00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:17,064 Eh, it's fine. 364 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,299 Everyone help Barry. 365 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,869 My head feels like it's covered in lava. 366 00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:23,103 Not now, moron. 367 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,771 I know you hate the perm, Murray. 368 00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,173 You only told me that 369 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:27,941 so I wouldn't disrupt your life by growing. 370 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:31,678 I promised my hair I'd go 50 minutes, but it's only been 10. 371 00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:33,013 You're an adult lady. (GROANS) 372 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,082 You don't need to grow. You'll be fine. 373 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,584 It's so hot. No, it's not fine. 374 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,053 In three years, all our kids will be out of the house, 375 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,421 and I'll have nothing. 376 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,123 You'll have me. Why can't that be enough? 377 00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:44,391 It's so hot and so cold. 378 00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:46,759 I like our life the way it is, Bevy. 379 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,261 I like us. 380 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,130 And if you go changing, where does that leave me? 381 00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:51,831 This isn't about you. 382 00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:54,134 For once, this was about what I wanted. 383 00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:55,802 Ooh. Ice-cream sandwiches. 384 00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:59,406 Fine. Forget the hair, okay? Just go up and wash it out. 385 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,341 It's a perm, Murray. 386 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:02,675 It's permanent. 387 00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:05,778 Why do you think they call it a perm? Da-doi. 388 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:09,883 Wait. This is permanent? So, the pain will never stop? 389 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,584 Well, you got what you wanted. 390 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:14,654 The only thing that's ever gonna change about me 391 00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,924 is my stupid hair. 392 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:24,031 My head's numb. I'm fine now. Yeah. 393 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:25,598 Hello, Kappas. 394 00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:28,168 I am Riki Gold, and this is the Riki Gold Experience. 395 00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:31,371 I hear you love some Styx? Any requests? 396 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:32,539 Play Mr. Roboto! 397 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:36,910 Come Sail Away it is. And two, three, crap. 398 00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:38,478 Erica. Oh, thank God. 399 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,313 You know this little pantry raider? 400 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,548 Oh, gross. 401 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:44,384 Wait, did you say pantry? Like, in a kitchen? 402 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:45,953 Help me. They called the campus cops. 403 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:47,454 There's tow of them coming in a golf cart. 404 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:48,956 I can't handle that kind of heat. 405 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,890 Okay, this was a mistake. 406 00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:52,926 So, why don't you just take your little friends 407 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:55,062 and your guitar back to the dorm, okay? 408 00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:56,363 Thanks a lot. 409 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,231 Are you seriously blaming me for this? 410 00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:00,800 You dragged me up her to write your stupid paper. 411 00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,335 It's complicated, okay? 412 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,804 No, it's as clear as day. You don't miss me. 413 00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:06,573 You don't even care about me. 414 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,241 That is not true. 415 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:10,377 I just have a lot of important stuff to worry about. 416 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:11,578 (SCOFFS) Wow. 417 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:12,946 Gimme a break, okay? 418 00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,614 College isn't anything like how it is 419 00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,483 in those stupid movies that you love. 420 00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,285 In real life, it is impossible. 421 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,553 Then you should have just asked for my help. 422 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,722 I would've had your back. 423 00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:26,159 Too bad you can't ever do the same when it comes to me. 424 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:34,301 ADULT ADAM: After my Revenge of the Nerds plan went bust, 425 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:37,237 we had no choice but to cut our fantasy college weekend short. 426 00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:40,007 Unbelievable. All those college movies lied to us. 427 00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:42,642 Back to School, Soul Man, Animal House. 428 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:45,112 I didn't see one toga the entire weekend. 429 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:46,546 And, honestly, 430 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:47,947 how can Rodney Dangerfield have a hot tub in his dorm? 431 00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:49,549 It would be plumbing nightmare. 432 00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:52,852 Wait. Just give me a minute, okay? 433 00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:54,154 She came back for me. 434 00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:55,355 You guys go ahead. I live in D.C. now. 435 00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,390 Ew. No. I'm here for him. Me? 436 00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,327 No. Look, you're all standing in a clump. I'm here for Adam. 437 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:01,961 Got another paper for me to write? 438 00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:04,497 Look, I don't want you leaving, thinking that I don't miss you. 439 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:05,398 But you don't. 440 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,799 I don't hear from you for months, 441 00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,668 and when I finally do, it's just to trick me. 442 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:11,771 I don't ever call because it's been a disaster, dude. 443 00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:15,275 I can't keep up with classes, my music's going nowhere. 444 00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:18,211 I'm on my own, and I just can't keep up. 445 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:20,747 No. You're not on your own. You got me. 446 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,383 And me. Timing, Dave Kim! 447 00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:25,785 What I mean is, maybe I can still help. 448 00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:29,556 That party was my last shot at getting on track at college. 449 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:30,523 It's over. 450 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,425 No. I refuse to believe that. 451 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,095 And I refuse to believe all those college movies lied. 452 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:37,164 But we all agreed they did like 30 seconds ago. 453 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,666 No, Chad Kremp. To you, I say no. 454 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,701 Okay, okay. We're all on the same team here. 455 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:44,671 I'm tired of you tearing us down, Chad Kremp. 456 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:45,938 Not this time. 457 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,940 Whoa. Why am I suddenly the bad guy? 458 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,376 Don't you see? 459 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:50,777 The problem hasn't been that the movies lied, 460 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,345 it's that we didn't believe in them enough. 461 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,214 I don't want to be a Chad Kremp about this, 462 00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:55,682 but I'm not sure I follow. 463 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,650 I think there's a way Erica can get her gig back 464 00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:00,420 and we can live out our favorite college movie for real. 465 00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:02,055 At this point, I'm game for anything. 466 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,290 Then it's on. 467 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,024 Sergei, did you bring your violin? 468 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:06,459 Always. 469 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,430 This party is lamesville. 470 00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:12,932 I only came here because Twygs was playing. 471 00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:14,201 I even have their T-shirt. 472 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,668 I don't know you. 473 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:17,170 I drove you here. 474 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,406 (POP IN DISTANCE) ADULT ADAM: Little did they know, 475 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,108 a rag-tag band of endearing dweebs 476 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,775 was about to blow their minds. 477 00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:24,744 And much like the finale of Revenge of the Nerds, 478 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:27,780 we put all our geeky skills to use. 479 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,782 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) 480 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:42,495 * Clap your hands, everybody 481 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,265 * And, everybody, clap your hands 482 00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:47,567 * We're a band of high-school geeks 483 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,369 * Who have come to rock a rhyme 484 00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,871 * We got Davey Kim on the beat we made 485 00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:54,241 * And we're sorry 'bout doin' that pantry raid 486 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,576 * We got Chad Presley, he's sty-ah-lin' 487 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,645 * And my main man Sergei on the violin 488 00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:01,381 * If you like our sound, let me hear ya scream 489 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:04,851 * 'Cause we're finally livin' our college dream * 490 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,554 ADULT ADAM: Yep, our college dream had officially come true. 491 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,456 (BOOING) 492 00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:10,557 Or not. 493 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:11,858 I don't get it. 494 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,660 College movies taught us that an epic musical rap finale 495 00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:16,062 performed by underdogs would win over any crowd. 496 00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:18,265 It didn't, man. It did the opposite. 497 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:21,534 Get off the stage! Whoo. Okay. 498 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:25,305 Hope everyone enjoyed that amazing, but brief, opening act. 499 00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,840 So, who's ready for some Styx? 500 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,642 Play Mr. Roboto! 501 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,178 Come Sail Away it is. 502 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:33,813 (CHEERING) 503 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:40,353 * I'm sailing away 504 00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:48,561 * Set an open course for the virgin sea 505 00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:55,435 * I've got to be free 506 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:02,342 Here. I got you something. 507 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:04,511 Not interested. Just open it. 508 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:14,086 What is this? 509 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,588 Business cards. 510 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,724 But I don't even know what I'm gonna do yet. 511 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:18,958 But you will. 512 00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:21,794 And when you do, you're gonna be amazing at it. 513 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,062 Aww, Mur. 514 00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:25,064 Look, I love our life. 515 00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:26,333 I don't want to lose what we have. 516 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,701 I'm happy right here with you. 517 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:31,771 But I'm at the point in my life where I need more. 518 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:36,309 And...I'm scared, too. But I-I got to do this. 519 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:39,812 Okay. You do it. Whatever it takes. 520 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,147 Even night school? 521 00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:43,216 Means you're gonna be on your own for a few dinners. 522 00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:45,218 So I'll order some pizza. 523 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,954 You go follow your dreams. It's a win-win. 524 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:51,624 ADULT ADAM: With that, my dad fully embraced the Bevolution. 525 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,660 And thanks to Erica's insane musical talent, 526 00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:56,429 me and my friends finally got to live out our crazy college weekend. 527 00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:59,766 ERICA: * ...carry on 528 00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:07,307 * A gathering of angels appeared above my head 529 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,276 ADULT ADAM: In the end, sometimes it takes 530 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,411 losing sight of the ones you love 531 00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:13,380 in order to really see them. 532 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:16,549 * They said, "Come sail away, come sail away 533 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:20,086 * Come sail away with me 534 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,655 ADULT ADAM: Yeah, it's easy to be afraid of change. 535 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,024 This is so much better than the movies! 536 00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:26,493 But when you face your fears, 537 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,561 the future doesn't seem so scary... 538 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,797 * Come sail away, come sail away 539 00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:33,366 ...'cause when family's fully on board, 540 00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:35,735 that's when your life really sets sail. 541 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:40,440 * Come sail away, come sail away with me 542 00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:43,543 * Come sail away, come sail away 543 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:46,946 * Come sail away with me 544 00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:50,483 * Come sail away, come sail away 545 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:54,721 * Come sail away with me 546 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,059 I don't understand. 547 00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:04,731 I wanted lush, bouncy curls, but it just won't work. 548 00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:05,865 Don't sweat it. 549 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,434 We'll still let you be a part of the JTP. 550 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,402 Which now stands for the Jenkintown perms. 551 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:10,803 ALL: JTP! 552 00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,705 The curliest crew around. Aw, yeah, we are. 553 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,375 Everyone, look. And laugh. 554 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:18,144 They gave each other home perms like losers. 555 00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:20,847 You look like a bunch of Q-tips farted out a Slinky. 556 00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,882 (BOTH LAUGHING) 557 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,684 We've made a terrible mistake. 558 00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:28,588 Thank God those chemicals don't work on my awesome hair. 559 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:30,957 Oh, no.