1 00:00:01,535 --> 00:00:04,138 ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, being the only kid in my school 2 00:00:04,138 --> 00:00:06,507 with his own video camera had its advantages. 3 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:07,675 Most notably, I could use it 4 00:00:07,675 --> 00:00:10,511 to get out of tough homework assignments. 5 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:13,347 Rolling. For example, AP Spanish. 6 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:15,549 By the power of Grayskull! 7 00:00:15,549 --> 00:00:17,551 (THUNDER CRASHES) 8 00:00:17,551 --> 00:00:20,754 I have the power 9 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:23,357 of espanol! 10 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:26,794 Me gusta las manzanas! 11 00:00:26,794 --> 00:00:27,861 (APPLAUSE) 12 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:28,829 ADULT ADAM: The movies I made for school 13 00:00:28,829 --> 00:00:31,265 never failed to dazzle my teachers. 14 00:00:31,265 --> 00:00:33,767 (SIGHS) Well, that content was shockingly simple. 15 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:36,370 But wow. You have a video camera. 16 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:37,638 That's not nothing. 17 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:38,806 A-plus, senor! 18 00:00:38,806 --> 00:00:41,342 It was the ultimate scam to get out of work 19 00:00:41,342 --> 00:00:42,510 I didn't want to do. 20 00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:45,679 Athletics saves lives! 21 00:00:45,679 --> 00:00:47,715 Get fit, or you'll end up like this! 22 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:50,718 Ah, damn it. My foot swelled up again. 23 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:52,353 Bevy, help me! 24 00:00:52,353 --> 00:00:54,688 Ugh! Aah, it's locked in tight! 25 00:00:57,758 --> 00:01:00,328 That's a moving cautionary tale, Goldfarb. 26 00:01:00,328 --> 00:01:02,330 You can sit out dodgeball for the whole week. 27 00:01:02,330 --> 00:01:04,132 ADULT ADAM: Even the toughest teachers in school 28 00:01:04,132 --> 00:01:05,866 fell for my homework hack. Like Doc, 29 00:01:05,866 --> 00:01:08,502 the classic '80s teacher who was rough around the edges 30 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:10,304 and a sniper with a piece of chalk. 31 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:11,805 Yeah, this kind of student cruelty 32 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:13,541 was only a thing of the past. 33 00:01:13,541 --> 00:01:14,742 All right, I hope you were all taking notes, 34 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:16,210 'cause it's term-paper time. 35 00:01:16,210 --> 00:01:18,346 I want 10 pages on World War II, 36 00:01:18,346 --> 00:01:20,214 not including bibliography. 37 00:01:20,214 --> 00:01:23,384 (STUDENTS GROAN) Would you prefer double-spaced or triple-spaced? 38 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:25,686 Hey, that was close! 39 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:27,721 It's called a warning shot, fresh mouth. 40 00:01:27,721 --> 00:01:30,324 Always single-spaced. Goldberg, speak. 41 00:01:30,324 --> 00:01:32,693 As you may know, filmmaking has been a passion of mine 42 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:34,628 since my early years here at William Penn. 43 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:37,131 Yeah. I think we all know how that's held you back socially. 44 00:01:37,131 --> 00:01:38,098 Indeed. 45 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,168 I was wondering if, instead of the paper, 46 00:01:40,168 --> 00:01:42,303 you'd accept a cinematic re-creation 47 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:43,804 of an important event from the war. 48 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:45,673 Sounds like someone's trying to get out of doing real work. 49 00:01:45,673 --> 00:01:46,740 Other teachers have said yes, 50 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:49,243 and they've been very pleased with the results. 51 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:51,279 Ask around the lounge. I think you'll hear good things. 52 00:01:51,279 --> 00:01:53,447 I am no longer welcome in that lounge. 53 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:56,417 Lucky for you, Doc likes a good World War II movie. 54 00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:57,818 But you better wow me, or it's an F. 55 00:01:57,818 --> 00:01:59,353 High stakes. I like that game. 56 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:00,588 He gets to make a movie? 57 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:03,391 Seriously, why does everyone jump up and down for this kid 58 00:02:03,391 --> 00:02:05,526 just 'cause his parents spoiled him with a video camera? 59 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:07,228 Son, it is taking all my energy 60 00:02:07,228 --> 00:02:08,729 not to chuck an eraser at your head. 61 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:11,399 Dave Kim's voice will not be silenced! 62 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:13,667 How is this allowed? 63 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:15,469 (CHUCKLES) 64 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:16,837 * I'm twisted up inside 65 00:02:16,837 --> 00:02:20,441 * But nonetheless I feel the need to say 66 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:24,212 * I don't know the future 67 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:28,516 * But the past keeps getting clearer every day * 68 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:30,484 ADULT ADAM: It was October 4, 1980-something, 69 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:32,353 and my sister, Erica, was in college, 70 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:33,787 parent-free and loving life. 71 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:34,922 Damn washing machine! 72 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:35,723 Well, kind of. 73 00:02:35,723 --> 00:02:36,724 My jeans are completely bleached 74 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:39,193 and not in the cool, acid-washed kind of way. 75 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:41,295 How much, like, bleach did you use? 76 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:42,496 I don't know. One? 77 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:43,764 One bleach? 78 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:45,899 You realize you have, like, no basic life skills, 79 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:46,834 and it's gross. 80 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:47,835 Okay, I just messed up a little laundry. 81 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:51,272 As if! I mean, look at your side of the room. 82 00:02:51,272 --> 00:02:52,440 It's a total garbage heap. 83 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:53,807 It's an organized heap. 84 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:55,709 I have a system. (CHUCKLES) 85 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:58,212 It's like you don't know how to pick up after yourself 86 00:02:58,212 --> 00:03:00,714 or make a bed for yourself or feed yourself. 87 00:03:00,714 --> 00:03:03,417 What? I prefer to eat out because I don't know how to cook 88 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:05,553 ramen or boil a cow or whatever. 89 00:03:05,553 --> 00:03:08,422 Look, we're friends and stuff, but if you don't learn 90 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:10,458 how to take care of yourself, I'll talk to the RA 91 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:11,759 and get you evicted or whatever. 92 00:03:11,759 --> 00:03:12,960 You can't do that! 93 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,328 Oh, I can. 94 00:03:14,328 --> 00:03:15,596 Get it together, or you'll be living 95 00:03:15,596 --> 00:03:17,298 in the mature-students dorm. 96 00:03:17,298 --> 00:03:19,500 I can't live with moms who are going back to school 97 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:20,768 to get their lives on track! 98 00:03:20,768 --> 00:03:23,804 You either learn fast, or your new roomie will be a divorcee 99 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:26,006 who takes pottery classes and listens to Yanni. 100 00:03:26,006 --> 00:03:27,475 Not Yanni! 101 00:03:27,475 --> 00:03:28,742 Yanni. 102 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:30,344 Okay, I am an adult. 103 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:32,380 I can fix this on my own. 104 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:34,582 ADULT ADAM: But she couldn't, so she came home instead. 105 00:03:34,582 --> 00:03:35,749 We need to talk, woman! 106 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:36,884 (GASPS) 107 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:38,252 Sweet God, am I dreaming? 108 00:03:38,252 --> 00:03:39,420 You ruined my life! 109 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:40,354 Dang it. It's real. 110 00:03:40,354 --> 00:03:42,022 In my dreams, we wear matching sweaters 111 00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:43,624 and you drown me in nub-nubs. 112 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:45,893 Mom, I'm a total mess at college. 113 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:48,529 Because of you, I've never had to clean or cook 114 00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:50,631 or act like a human in the real world. 115 00:03:50,631 --> 00:03:52,466 Are you saying I failed as a mother 116 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:54,302 by being too good of a mother? 117 00:03:54,302 --> 00:03:55,168 Yes! 118 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:57,471 I am bleached and stinky and hungry. 119 00:03:57,471 --> 00:03:59,940 Aw. Well, let Mama do your dirty laundry 120 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:02,476 and fill you with eggs and breads and meats. 121 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:05,346 Well, I kind of took a bus at 5:00 a.m. to learn adult skills, 122 00:04:05,346 --> 00:04:07,481 but your thing sounds way easier. 123 00:04:07,481 --> 00:04:08,882 Feed me the meats! 124 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:10,518 (CHUCKLES) 125 00:04:10,518 --> 00:04:12,052 Why are you here? Why are you eating my meats? 126 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:13,687 Hi, Daddy. Huge news, Murray. 127 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:15,523 Erica's gonna come home every weekend 128 00:04:15,523 --> 00:04:16,924 so I can care for her needs! 129 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:17,958 That's ridiculous. 130 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:19,360 She's got to learn how to take care of herself, 131 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:20,461 not have you baby her. 132 00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:21,495 No! Let her baby me, 133 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:23,364 or I'll be rooming with someone's colorful aunt 134 00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:24,665 who's trying to reinvent herself, 135 00:04:24,665 --> 00:04:26,567 but she can't because it's too late. 136 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:28,035 Stop eating my meats. 137 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:30,538 No babying, just teaching. 138 00:04:30,538 --> 00:04:32,906 You act like I baby them on purpose, Murray. 139 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:34,875 Mom, I'm starving! 140 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:37,044 Turn this magic dust into pancakes for me? 141 00:04:37,044 --> 00:04:38,078 No! 142 00:04:38,078 --> 00:04:39,680 This stops now, moron! 143 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,482 Make them yourself like an adult. 144 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:43,817 Fine! 145 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:47,020 Ah. Now all we do is wait. 146 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:48,155 Start now. 147 00:04:48,155 --> 00:04:50,624 Start teaching them how to live without their mother 148 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:52,426 so they don't end up here forever. 149 00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:54,662 ADULT ADAM: While my dad tried to help his helpless kids, 150 00:04:54,662 --> 00:04:56,497 Pops was patiently waiting 151 00:04:56,497 --> 00:04:58,432 to hang with his favorite grandson. 152 00:04:58,432 --> 00:05:00,368 Oop! There he is. 153 00:05:00,368 --> 00:05:02,803 You all ready to hit the auction house, kiddo? 154 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,838 (SIGHS) I'm sorry. I can't go. 155 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:06,840 But we pretend we're titans of industry 156 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:09,577 and drive up all the prices of the nonsense art. 157 00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:10,811 Pops, I'm busy. 158 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,680 I'm in high school. I got a girlfriend. 159 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,515 I'm making a movie on World War II. 160 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:16,884 World War II? Why didn't you say so? 161 00:05:16,884 --> 00:05:18,852 That's my war! Let me help. 162 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:21,121 Guess I could interview you and get some cool stories. 163 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:23,757 You want stories? I got stories. 164 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:26,594 Did I ever tell you about my crazy friend Boxy 165 00:05:26,594 --> 00:05:27,828 in basic training? 166 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,364 Ooh, this is good. Was he a boxer? 167 00:05:30,364 --> 00:05:33,867 No. We called him Boxy 'cause his family owned a box factory. 168 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:36,804 He tripped over a table in the mess hall, hurt his foot, 169 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:39,106 was sent home, became an orthodontist. 170 00:05:39,106 --> 00:05:42,009 Okay. Well, maybe you should talk more about 171 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,310 the actual war stuff. 172 00:05:43,310 --> 00:05:46,814 Well, for most of the war, I was actually on a supply ship. 173 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:49,016 Shipping bullets and bombs and stuff? 174 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:51,118 Mostly canvas. And rope. 175 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:54,087 And one time, we were loaded up with pants. 176 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:57,991 Yeah, I think I want my movie to be less about pants 177 00:05:57,991 --> 00:06:00,828 and more about saving the world. 178 00:06:00,828 --> 00:06:01,995 But we can hang out some other time. 179 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:05,633 ADULT ADAM: Pops could see he was losing me. 180 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:07,735 So in that moment, he decided to spice things up 181 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:10,003 with some stories from the classic '60s sitcom, 182 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:11,104 Hogan's Heroes. 183 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:12,205 Oh, I got one. 184 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:16,477 My supply ship got captured and I was taken prisoner. 185 00:06:16,477 --> 00:06:19,079 Prisoner? Why didn't you lead with that? 186 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:20,514 I was building up to it. 187 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:21,749 And I was hooked. 188 00:06:21,749 --> 00:06:23,717 Every tale Pops told was better than the last! 189 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:26,053 And we got all our instructions from London 190 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:28,922 through a radio we had hidden in a coffee pot. 191 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:30,157 That does make sense. 192 00:06:30,157 --> 00:06:33,494 I had to convince the colonel to let me form a jazz band, 193 00:06:33,494 --> 00:06:35,529 which would trigger an avalanche. 194 00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:36,329 Unbelievable. 195 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:38,065 The chimpanzee had nowhere to go, 196 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:42,102 so it only made sense he live with us in our barracks. 197 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:43,671 This is gonna be an awesome movie! 198 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:44,872 The script is gonna write itself! 199 00:06:44,872 --> 00:06:46,474 Go get 'em, Slugger. 200 00:06:46,474 --> 00:06:48,876 I'm just gonna jog the ol' memory. 201 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:50,944 While Pops got schooled on Hogan's Heroes, 202 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:54,582 my mom was reluctantly teaching Erica and Barry life skills. 203 00:06:54,582 --> 00:06:56,016 And you pinch the shoulders, 204 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:58,986 flip in the sleeves, and hello, 205 00:06:58,986 --> 00:07:00,888 store-quality folded shirt. 206 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:02,756 Hope you're happy, Erica. 207 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:05,526 I was enjoying my life of leisure with my mom-butler 208 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:06,193 and you ruined it. 209 00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:07,160 Calm down. 210 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,663 All we're doing is learning a few easy things 211 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:10,831 to appease your father. 212 00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:12,533 Yeah, learning won't hurt. 213 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:14,668 Then we wouldn't have to leave an awesome place like college 214 00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:16,169 to go to a lame place like here. 215 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:18,972 So you want to learn so you can leave? 216 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:22,576 Exactly. Help us leave you. Mmm. 217 00:07:22,576 --> 00:07:24,712 After hearing my sister's change of heart, 218 00:07:24,712 --> 00:07:26,747 my mom decided not to teach them, 219 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:28,148 but to bring them down. 220 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:29,316 Okay, then. 221 00:07:29,316 --> 00:07:32,686 Uh, let's start with something simple, a fitted sheet. 222 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:34,254 If you can't fold a simple sheet, 223 00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:35,723 there's really no hope for you. 224 00:07:35,723 --> 00:07:37,157 What the hell? 225 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:39,059 Where does it begin, and where does it end? 226 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:40,994 Just give it to me, dude. I'll show you how to do it. 227 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:42,596 Oh! Oh, no! I'm stuck! 228 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:44,231 I'm stuck inside! I'm inside of the sheet! 229 00:07:44,231 --> 00:07:45,666 You got it? 230 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:47,267 ERICA: No. Oh, wait. 231 00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:48,702 BARRY: Oh, no. Grab the stretchy part. 232 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:50,037 Nope, that's not the stretchy part! 233 00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:52,773 I'm gonna die in here! You're making it worse! 234 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:58,746 Oh, my God. You are so good at Mom stuff. 235 00:07:58,746 --> 00:08:01,048 I know. It's so frustrating. 236 00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:03,884 You can't come to where I am. 237 00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:06,687 I wish there was a way I could go someplace. 238 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:09,222 Wait! What if you came to us? 239 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:10,157 Say it, Erica. 240 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:12,593 Say every detail of every idea you just had. 241 00:08:12,593 --> 00:08:13,761 Every weekend, you can visit 242 00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:17,130 and clean my filthy dorm, cook me food, and do laundry 243 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:19,132 while I'm at class and partying with my friends. 244 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:20,768 What about me? Fine. 245 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:22,102 She can alternate weekends. 246 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:25,539 You just solved your unsolvable problem! 247 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:27,307 Yay! 248 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:30,644 Hey, morons. Let me get this straight. 249 00:08:30,644 --> 00:08:33,847 You two have officially decided to let your mom take care of you 250 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,048 for the rest of your lives. 251 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:36,617 She seems very open to it. 252 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:37,818 Of course she is. 253 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:39,186 How do you not see what she's doing after all this time? 254 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:42,222 Dude, do you think she gave us the impossible sheet on purpose? 255 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:45,659 Yes. She manipulates you into needing her week after week. 256 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:46,994 What are you talking about? 257 00:08:46,994 --> 00:08:49,763 She made up a medical condition so she could have a sleepover 258 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:52,933 with you in your dorm on your first night of college. 259 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:54,568 Well, that certainly is an example. 260 00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:56,036 Well, it ends today! 261 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,806 Mom will no longer control me with her mommery. 262 00:08:58,806 --> 00:09:01,308 Yeah! Let's stick it to her by learning the life skills 263 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:02,976 that we should've learned as small children. 264 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:05,312 I'm scared, but I'm in. 265 00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:08,682 Take my hand, Father. Leap with us into the unknown. 266 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,888 Thank you, and welcome. 267 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,825 Once in a generation, a student project comes along 268 00:09:17,825 --> 00:09:20,227 that not only triggers an automatic A, 269 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:23,330 but launches an illustrious filmmaking career. 270 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:25,232 Get to it, Rex Reed. I got a whole bucket here. 271 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,266 ADAM: Enjoy. 272 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:28,101 (MUSIC PLAYING ON TV) 273 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:30,938 The year was 1943, 274 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:35,008 and I was a prisoner of war behind enemy lines. 275 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:40,648 As fate would have it, the camp was guarded 276 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:45,352 by two bumbling fools who I outsmarted on a weekly basis. 277 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:47,721 If it wasn't for me, Colonel Klink 278 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:50,090 and his surprisingly lovable sidekick, 279 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:53,293 Sergeant Schultz, would have won the war! 280 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:56,096 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 281 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,069 All right, Goldberg. Stop the tape. 282 00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:03,771 (MUSIC STOPS) Is this some kind of joke? 283 00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:05,839 I know what you're thinking. It's too good. 284 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:07,875 This is not your grandfather's war story. 285 00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,309 You stole it from Hogan's Heroes. 286 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:11,278 No! I've never even seen that show. 287 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,146 This came straight from my grandfather. 288 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:15,883 I demand an apology and an A-plus! 289 00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:18,151 More like an F and a week's detention for being a liar! 290 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:25,759 What was that? Nothing. 291 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:27,194 Did you just throw my chalk back at me? 292 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:28,729 (SCOFFS) Wha... 293 00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:30,397 You threw it to me. I threw it back at you. 294 00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:31,899 It's a game of catch! We have fun! 295 00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:33,433 Principal's office. Now. 296 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:34,735 Way ahead of you. 297 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:39,272 ADULT ADAM: After turning Pops' war stories into cinema, 298 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:41,909 only enemy in my teacher's eyes was me. 299 00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:43,276 Sorry. 300 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:46,113 Doc is insisting that your grandfather's stories are all lies. 301 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:48,081 I will never believe that! 302 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:50,183 That's a year's detention, you sassy bastard! 303 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,452 Okay! Everybody calm down. 304 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,788 Mr. Goldberg, you know that plagiarism 305 00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:56,790 is a very serious academic crime. 306 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,325 I didn't plagiarize anything! 307 00:10:58,325 --> 00:10:59,927 Let's go to the tape, then, shall we? 308 00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:02,062 Let's. 309 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:03,396 Please, Colonel Solomon! Please, Colonel Hogan! 310 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:05,165 (TOGETHER) How else do we get the tank in? 311 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,366 (BOTH STUTTER) Tank? 312 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:08,035 (TOGETHER) So we can take it apart. 313 00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:09,837 It's only until tomorrow, 314 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:11,739 and then he's gonna take it off again... 315 00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:12,840 (BOTH SIGH) 316 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,141 (TOGETHER) ...after he steals the tank... 317 00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:15,142 Oh? 318 00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:16,209 ...from the Panzer Division... Oh! 319 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:18,078 ...and brings it here into the barracks. 320 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:19,980 Oh, I see nothing! 321 00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,715 I was not here! 322 00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:23,817 I did not even get up this morning... 323 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:28,488 Wow. That is incriminating. 324 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:31,458 I guess we have to face facts. 325 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:34,261 Hogan stole that story from my grandfather. 326 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:37,130 No, wait! Hogan is my grandfather! 327 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:38,966 Oh, and I'm Granny from The Beverly Hillbillies. 328 00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:40,133 Give it up! Never! 329 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,802 Pops is my best friend in the world, 330 00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:43,303 and there's no way he'd lie to me. 331 00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:51,344 Yeah, I lied to you. 332 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:52,813 Balls, man! 333 00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:54,815 Big balls! I'm in real trouble here! 334 00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:56,016 I could be expelled. 335 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,885 Wait. That movie was for school? 336 00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:58,952 Yes. 337 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:01,188 I made a movie instead of writing a term paper. 338 00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:03,190 Why do they keep letting you make movies 339 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,892 instead of doing actual work? 340 00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:06,760 It's a Quaker school. It's very loose. 341 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:07,627 I'm sorry. 342 00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:09,763 I didn't mean to get you in trouble. 343 00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:12,265 I was just excited to spend time together again. 344 00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:13,767 (SIGHS) Now I feel terrible. 345 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:14,734 Don't feel terrible. 346 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,770 Same thing happened with Erica and Barry. 347 00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:18,906 Everybody grows up. Tell you what, 348 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:22,075 I'm gonna go talk to your teacher and fix this mishegas. 349 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,176 He won't listen. 350 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,445 He's a hard-ass and a sniper with a piece of chalk. 351 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,547 I can handle him. I fought in the war. 352 00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:30,450 Don't you mean you brought pants to the boat that went to the war? 353 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,853 ADULT ADAM: As Pops enlisted to fight for my grade, 354 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:36,323 my brother and sister had been defeated by an enemy close to home. 355 00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:37,324 Unbelievable! 356 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:40,093 The way that woman fed us, cleaned our rooms, 357 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,161 loved us day and night... 358 00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:43,130 She's been playing us for suckers! 359 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:45,098 We should have seen the caring and nurturing 360 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,967 for what it was, a ruse! 361 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,336 Erica? Oh, my God! You're back! 362 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,038 Did you come all this way to surprise me? 363 00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:52,205 Oh, man! 364 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,107 Uh, I mean, hey, you! 365 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,575 I've missed you so much! 366 00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:58,846 Same. But also, I am kind of busy dealing with this thing. 367 00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,580 Oh, can I help? Do you know how to do laundry? 368 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,582 Totally. There's this laundry chute by my bedroom, 369 00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:03,884 and I just put all my dirty clothes in it. 370 00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,986 And then a few days later, boom, they're back in my drawer. 371 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,387 You're useless to me. Yep. 372 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:08,588 Wait! Wait. 373 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,958 I know someone who's been surviving on his own forever. 374 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,392 He can teach us for sure. 375 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:15,062 Who? The wisest man I know. 376 00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:17,430 Well, you've come to the right efficiency apartment. 377 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:18,999 My perpetual single-tude 378 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:21,268 has given me an amazing array of domestic skills. 379 00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:22,235 Make yourselves at home 380 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:25,839 in my living room/gym/ sitting area/lanai. 381 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:28,441 Brisket? I made that in my gentleman's Crock-Pot. 382 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:29,309 So tender! 383 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,178 It falls apart at fork's first touch. 384 00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:32,312 Also, how long are we gonna be here? 385 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,447 Dude, look at the laundry basket! 386 00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:36,549 Is that one of those impossible-to-fold sheets 387 00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:37,417 Mom was tricking us with? 388 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:41,121 You mean fitted? I've danced with a few. 389 00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,956 ERICA: They're perfect. 390 00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:45,458 You folded them? How'd you find the corners? 391 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,294 You don't find the corners of the sheet. 392 00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:48,595 The corners find you. 393 00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,297 Teach us everything you know, Coach. 394 00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:53,166 * Never surrender Very well. 395 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,268 If you got the heart and the will to win 396 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,004 and you have a basic understanding 397 00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:58,906 of how to use a vacuum, 398 00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:01,408 then your training in the domestic arts begins now! 399 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:06,179 It's all from here. 400 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,381 And then you just power through the seams. 401 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,250 Let your hips do the work. 402 00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:14,221 Ten-hut! What's all this now? 403 00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:15,989 Name's Albert Solomon, 404 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:18,325 veteran of the Army Quartermaster Corps. 405 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:21,995 I'm here to get my grandson Adam a second chance. 406 00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,897 Would you do that for a veteran? 407 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:26,333 Sir, while I appreciate your service, 408 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:27,500 grades are non-negotiable. 409 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:31,104 I think you'll change that policy when you hear me out. 410 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:35,208 Also, I don't remember this jacket being so hot. 411 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,543 Would you mind if I... 412 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,411 Please, by all means. 413 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:41,381 Ah, that's better. Where was I? 414 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,583 You're here to defend Adam, even though he plagiarized 415 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,385 the greatest show in television history. 416 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,420 No. I... I told him those stories 417 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,456 so I could spend time with him. 418 00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:53,026 Also, is this shirt snug? It... It feels snug. 419 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:53,860 It's incredibly snug. 420 00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,895 Would you mind if I... Be my guest. 421 00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:58,165 Where was I again? 422 00:14:58,165 --> 00:15:00,133 You were saying you misrepresented your life 423 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:03,570 as Hogan's Heroes in order to impress your grandchild. 424 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,073 What's going on now? It's the helmet. 425 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,441 Damn strap is so tight on my chin. 426 00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,510 You served this country, sir. Just get comfortable. 427 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:13,280 (GRUNTS) That's some sweet relief. 428 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,315 Okay, you know what? I'm gonna stop all this. 429 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,150 I'm gonna let Adam redo his project. 430 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,486 But just know, he has to really impress me this time. 431 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:23,023 Thank you for showing me the dignity that I deserve. 432 00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:24,057 At ease. 433 00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:25,192 ADULT ADAM: Pops' mission was a success! 434 00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:27,527 Meanwhile, Erica had successfully put some of 435 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:29,296 her new life skills to the test. 436 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:31,331 Morning, Mom. Fresh-brewed coffee? 437 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,333 Yes, thanks, and what the (BLEEP) is this? 438 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:36,336 Oh, we just whipped up a little breakfast of toast, bacon, 439 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,505 sausage, ham steak, freshly squeezed juice, 440 00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:39,739 and eggy in the hole. 441 00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,208 I use a melon baller now. 442 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:43,410 Why would you make eggy in the hole? 443 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,678 I'm the one who makes eggy in the hole. 444 00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:48,148 Not anymore. We eggy our own holes now. 445 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,417 Your reign of eggy-ing our holes is over, woman. 446 00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:52,619 Dad told us all about your little plan to make us need you, 447 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:55,022 but guess what, we learned stuff. 448 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:58,158 We can egg any hole, ball any melon, fold any sheet, 449 00:15:58,158 --> 00:15:59,659 top or fitted. 450 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:02,996 Murray, how could you do this? 451 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:05,198 Make our children responsible adults? 452 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:06,599 I don't know what got into me! 453 00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:09,002 Face it. We know basic life skills now. 454 00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:12,105 Your days of manipulating us into needing you are done. 455 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:13,506 Manipulating you? 456 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,475 I have never done anything so awful. 457 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,110 You faked a pelvis injury 458 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,046 so I'd cook Thanksgiving dinner with you. 459 00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:22,182 You tricked us into filling up a swear jar with enough money 460 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:25,085 so we could take a family trip to Colonial Williamsburg. 461 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:27,154 You forged Mother's Day coupons from us 462 00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:28,555 to get unlimited snuggles. 463 00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:29,456 Okay! I do it every week! 464 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:31,524 What do you want from me? To be normal. 465 00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:32,725 You know I can't do that! 466 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:35,395 Well, you're gonna have to, 'cause after all these years 467 00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:37,464 of tricking us into staying close, 468 00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:39,399 all you've done is drive us away. 469 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:44,537 They're right, Bevy, and you know it. 470 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,406 Of course I know it. 471 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:49,276 They've just grown up so fast, Murray. 472 00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:51,811 I'm their mother. I've given them everything! 473 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:53,813 And it is so hard to be reminded 474 00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:56,116 that your time with them is over. 475 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,818 It's not over. It's just changing. 476 00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:01,188 And you just got to figure out a way to change with it. 477 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:05,258 I have returned for my melon baller. 478 00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,526 Good day to you. 479 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,595 Ouch. 480 00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,599 ADULT ADAM: After ripping off Hogan's Heroes, 481 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,567 Pops helped me get one final shot 482 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,569 to save my butt and my grade. 483 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,838 Hey. I'm just gonna skip the preamble and show you 484 00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:21,208 what really happened to my grandfather in the war. 485 00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:25,578 It was October 8, 1942. 486 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:29,616 I signed up for basic training and was shipped off to Alabama. 487 00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:31,184 The heat was brutal, 488 00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,753 and we lost a lot of good men along the way. 489 00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:35,722 I'm sorry, Al. I got to go. 490 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,724 Damn it, Boxy! Don't you leave me! 491 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,693 I got no choice! I tripped and hurt my foot. 492 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:43,496 No! 493 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:46,199 POPS: It was summer. Our boat was headed for Florida 494 00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:48,601 loaded with 1,000 crates of pants. 495 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:51,704 Problem was, no one knew which were the small pants 496 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:53,740 and which were the large pants. 497 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,808 It was up to me to make sure 498 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:58,611 everyone got the right size pants. 499 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,680 Sir! These pants are too short, sir! 500 00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:03,750 No! 501 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:07,487 We docked at dawn, and by God, we delivered those pants, 502 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:10,890 which fit perfectly on the bravest soldiers 503 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,126 this world has ever known. 504 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:16,163 ADAM: Turns out, heroes come in all shapes and sizes. 505 00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:18,565 I know Pops didn't storm the beach at Normandy, 506 00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:20,700 but he still put his life on the line. 507 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,669 And that's why he's my hero. 508 00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:25,405 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 509 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:29,242 DOC: (SIGHS) Damn. 510 00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:31,144 That got me. 511 00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:33,446 My gramps was a cook on a Navy barge 512 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,781 that never left Hudson Bay. 513 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,583 * I don't know where I'm going So I don't fail? 514 00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:39,152 Son, that was the best damn term paper I've ever seen. 515 00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:40,920 And I suggest you keep making more. 516 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,390 ADULT ADAM: And I did, thanks to Pops. 517 00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:45,558 Turns out, every once in a while, 518 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,694 we get so excited to be around our family, 519 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:50,263 we lose sight of doing what's right. 520 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,798 Whatcha doing? You were right. 521 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,467 * And I've made up my mind I'm always trying to 522 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:58,171 stop the kids from changing, stop everything from changing. 523 00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:00,173 * I ain't wasting no more time But now I realize that's impossible. 524 00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:04,677 * But here I go again It's time for me to change, too. 525 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,546 * Here I go again So, the visit's over? 526 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:07,880 I mean, it just felt so fast. 527 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,782 Well, we have a few minutes right now. 528 00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:10,783 Let's make the most of it. 529 00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:13,286 Kids, I need to talk to you. Geoff, get out. 530 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:14,554 You know, I don't mind staying. 531 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:17,357 Sometimes, I kind of feel like I'm part of the family. Okay. 532 00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:20,427 Mom, don't even start. I get enough lectures at school. 533 00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:23,896 It's not a lecture. It's an apology. 534 00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:26,933 I've done a few questionable things 535 00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:29,236 to keep you kids close to me. "A few"? 536 00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:31,571 I've done a ton of questionable things! 537 00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:33,540 But no more. 538 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:34,741 You kids are changing. 539 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:37,977 There's... There's no reason I can't, too. 540 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:41,848 It's time for an evolution, a Bevolution. 541 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:44,251 That sounds expensive. Oh, it will be. 542 00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:46,719 But it's something I want to do. What do you say? 543 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:49,722 ADULT ADAM: Sometimes, the toughest decisions in life. 544 00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:52,325 end up giving us the best results. 545 00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:54,294 I say, it's really awesome. 546 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,962 * And here I go again on my own And I'm proud of you. 547 00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,830 And we come to appreciate our family 548 00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,031 for who they really are... 549 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,032 * Going down the only road I've ever known 550 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,834 ...and who they help us become. 551 00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,671 Wow. 552 00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:06,839 No more going home for Mommy to do your laundry? 553 00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:09,742 Nope. I'll just be going home for her. 554 00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,911 And in the end, it's not just the stories 555 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:14,481 we tell each other that are important. 556 00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,383 It's the people who tell them. 557 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:17,950 * I ain't wasting no more time * 558 00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,919 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 559 00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:24,491 ADAM: Ready? Yeah, I'm ready. 560 00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:25,692 What do you want me to do? 561 00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:27,660 My name is Albert... Actor Albert... 562 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:28,661 WOMAN: Look at the camera. 563 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,397 ...actor Albert S. Solomon. 564 00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:31,631 ADAM: (LAUGHING) That's so depressing. 565 00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:32,732 Say it nicer. 566 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,501 (LAUGHTER) 567 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:36,736 Don't throw that! 568 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,838 My name is Albert S. Solomon. 569 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,408 I am 80... 570 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:44,377 (LAUGHTER) 571 00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:45,545 Do you want me to lie to you? 572 00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:46,913 No, no, no. That was good. 573 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,551 Up next, from the Von Thurston estate 574 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:55,655 is this abstract expressionist painting of unknown provenance. 575 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,390 The bidding starts at $5,000. 576 00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:58,758 $30,000! 577 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,793 I have $30,000. Whoa. Pump the brakes, kiddo. 578 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,662 Don't worry. The whole point is to force these dopes 579 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,364 to pay double for this ridiculous art. 580 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,533 I have $30,000 going once. 581 00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:07,934 I'm pretty sure that guy raised his hand. 582 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:08,868 No. 583 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,337 No? You sure? 584 00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:12,805 I am sure. I have $30,000 going twice. 585 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:13,873 Come on, people! 586 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:16,409 Look at that beautifully rendered depiction of... 587 00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,345 Despair or joy or horses. 588 00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:20,713 I... Who knows what it is, but just buy it, people! 589 00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:24,717 Sold to Mr. Skywalker and his associate, Dr. Zaius. 590 00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:27,454 Run, Adam. Run and don't look back.